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Who let a fucking /co/fag make the new thread?

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Do gems have strong legs?

>>3394250
I hope not

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>>3392569

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>>3394202
>[Open]

did you seriously make this on your phone? you are certainly more patient than i

>>>/s4s/4504115
Thought I'd check here since a general was just made on [s4s]
>>>/s4s/4504115
Steven universe is fucking cancer by the way.

>>3394276
>some fag from /s4s/
>calling anything cancer

>>3394291
>/s4s/ =/= [s4s]
fite me newfriend

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>>3392710

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>>3392858

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>>3394202
We're back, baby!

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>>3394335

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>>3394202
xth for BELIEVE IN JUNE 30TH

>would be exactly a 4-week break since hit the diamond on june 2
>adventure time had a 4-week break may 26 to june 23
>cn tends to make steven universe announcements two weeks in advance
>if in too deep was actually part of summer of steven and planned for june 2 with the two-parter, steven floats would be june 30

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first time trying to draw a thing

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>>3394348

>>3394202
>posting SU ad a negative example in the OP of an SU thread
>posting gumball as a positive example

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>>3393383

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Lady of the ocean
Causing a commotion
Surely isn't safe to bottle up these bad emotions

>>3394391
Pretty good.

>>3394391
Not bad

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>>3394064

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>>3394348
dunno about the rest of the country, but in NYC elementary schools have their last day on june 28 so it would be right after their break starts

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>>3394422

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>>3394460
thanks famila

>>3394491
What would peridot's fake human name have been?

>>3394516
Pierre.

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>>3394516
pierre

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>>3394516
or "perry"

>>3394516
Dot.

>>3394202
>Gumball in the hope category
>When SU and SVEG are key boarded by the same roots where they learned.

This is try-hardiest image I've ever seen.
But that Don Bluth family guy pic looks pretty fucking dope.

>>3394516
Pendlewick

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>>3394551
is there a reason for that name?

>>3394415
its a bait image, it also uses TTGO as a negative example

>>3394572
TTGO doesn't exactly have amazing animation.

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>>3394460

>>3394572
TTGO is pretty bad to me

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>>3394572
TTGO desrves to be in the negative category. The show is undeniably shit, and the animation isn't that great.

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>>3394580
that is pretty cute

>>3394598
The animation isn't good, in fact it's quite mediocre. But the only thing "undeniably shit" about it is the way CN forces it.

>>3394580
These are so fucking weird

>>3394616
They're drawn by a diaperfag, so that may be the missing piece for you.

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>>3394580
http://orig01.deviantart.net/30a5/f/2015/232/e/6/i_am_here_to_rescue_you__by_hyperhugz-d96hqfz.png

>>3394638
Yeah, I've seen the rest of their work.

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When will Pearl become Steven's sex slave?

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>>3394613

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>>3394679
More like when will Steven become Pearl's sex slave.

>>3394580

Damn, it has that DA color/brush pallet that every autistic fetishfag on that site seems to use.

>Two SU fans noticed my comics and didn't even know that they made a comic book series based off of the show.

Jesus Christ.

And yes, I tried to sell a pair to 'em. They were interested but said they'd wait to see if they could find 'em elsewhere in the swap meet first.

>>3394758
>Two SU fans noticed my comics and didn't even know that they made a comic book series based off of the show.
Yeah, and? If I didn't come to /sug/, I wouldn't know either.

>>3394758

Kek what? Tell the whole story man

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Is having a general without faggotry or drama really that difficult? Jesus.

why are tumblr artists such awful people? (not all of them, but most)

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>>3394803
this is 4chan faggot, of course there's faggotry and drama

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>>3394714
More like when will Steven become the Gems' sex slave?

>>3394808
it's probably just tumblr

merchant anon's guide to become the ultimate jew when?

>>3394808

They didn't take your request or something?

Tho some of them get so buttblasted by somebody reposting their shit even if they credit them

>>3394803
It's harder than you think.
Innocent anons get drawn into namefag dickwaving/hatred by jackasses, some shitter posts a bait opinion, or a legit opinion that other fags scream bait, etc.
It all goes downhill from there.

>>3394797

Their eyes were focused on my "remaining" SU Funkos and slowly fell down to the comics. When they saw them they just said that they weren't aware of the comic books.

It's not that magical of a story...

>>3394833

Maybe in a few days, I'd have to write it up.

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>>3394702
This image made my laugh harder than i think it should of.

>>3394835
nah, just too much drama and sjw shit

>>3394833
Hey, this could be a new segment.
>How to Jew the Market without converting: A Primer, by Merchant Anon.

Maybe Marvels ragebux strategy had the right idea.

>>3394877
spoken like a true jew

Every time I think of Merchant anon, I can't help but think he looks like Nathan Drake. Call it a hunch.

>>3394889
>should of
end it

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pearl...

>>3394976
a best

>>3394947
He's an attention whore and has posted his face on /sug/ before. He doesn't look like him at all.

>>3394947
>Nathan Drake

Nah, he either looks like Gleeman Vox or a taller Chairman Drek.

>>3395024
but is he a qt3.14 ?

>>3395053
No, he looks like ass.

does anyone have the link to the booru?

>>3395024
>>3395066
I bet he's in his mid-20s and still living with his mom or something. He thinks he's really cool making money re-selling things, but he's really just a giant douche.

>>3394348
Matt confirmed that summer of steven isn't weekly, so I think it was supposed to be 3 bombs (1 a month), and was changed to 2 (when june's bomb was changed to in too deep)

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>>3395074
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org

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>>3395024
>>3395066
>>3395091

And your proof of this is where, exactly?

>>3395150
Well, my post is speculation, but he talks like an egotistical loser.

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>>3395150

>>3395150
>newfag hasn't been here for even two months

kek

>>3395029
i imagine him as an jewish stereotype with fake gems embedded in his teeth carrying bags of SU merchandise everywhere

>>3395186
I have wasted around a year and a half following these generals, on /co/ and here and I cant confirm your claims either. Never saw his face, actually.

>>3395226
His picture has been posted many times. It's the faggot with a neckbeard that was wearing a steven tank top.

>>3395246
I thought that was some guy from /toy/

>>3394544
What did he mean by this?

>>3395289
if i remember correctly the first time was posted it had a camera filename, so i guess the pic was here first

>>3394976
is for love

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>>3394572
>TTGO
>Good
WEW LAD

>>3395289
The guy also frequents the funko pop threads, blogging when it's uncalled for.

>>3394613
>>3394702
TTG is only airing a few hours each day now: 4 1/2 (with the 1/2 basically being filler after a scooby doo movie) on weekdays, 4 and 3/4 on thursdays (the schedule that day is set up differently and instead of following the PPG premier with a PPG rerun it's followed by a TTG rerun) and a 2-hour block on saturdays (like SU and Gumball, with the other shows getting hour blocks).

Sunday's look like they're doing their own thing

For comparison: Gumball gets 3 hours on a normal day (2 hour block on saturdays, along with a further half hour at the very start of the day), Clarence gets 2 hours on a normal day (1 hour block on saturdays), WWB gets an hour and a half on a normal day (1 hour block on saturdays), an hour of SU on a normal day (2 hour block on saturdays), half an hour of PPG (hour block on saturdays), an hour block of UG on saturdays that starts off with a premier (and that's it), and outside of premiers AT and RS are nowhere to be seen

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>>3395226
>I have wasted around a year and a half following these generals, on /co/ and here and I cant confirm your claims either. Never saw his face, actual

Exactly, I never post my face. I've learned that doing so is a terrible idea thanks to shit like Jessi Slaughter.

The most that I do is post hauls/shipments and when new merch-related shit is about to come out.

>>3395246
>>3395289
>It's the faggot with a neckbeard that was wearing a steven tank top.

Yep, that's /toy/'s own Greg. I hate him and would personally crack his skull with a lead pipe.

Pic sadly related, that him on the far left.

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Lady of the bow, steady as she goes
Can't help but wonder if she's forgotten all her woes

>>3395392
>tfw when even fatter

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Does anyone know this artist and if they posted anymore of their requests?

>>3395367
>>3395366
Good job.

Okay, prediction time: Centipeetle is going to heal right around when Lapis starts warming up again.

Why? Simple, Centipeetle is an eyeball gem. She's going to be more grim and mysterious than most. Having two characters serve the exact same role is going to get annoying fast

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>>3395413
Put down the candy bar you obscene lardass.

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>>3395440
>Two Cyclops

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>>3395440
>an eyeball gem
I hope not.

>>3394803
its 4chan fag

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Boy of Rose Quartz, son of both Man and Quartz.

Can't help but wonder what he really purports.

>>3395392
>I hate him and would personally crack his skull with a lead pipe.
>>3395452
>Put down the candy bar you obscene lardass.

You sound like a nice person.

>>3395581
Shit.

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>>3395452
Fuck you, Spider-man!

>>3395506
We don't know for certain if she's a cyclops, but there's a good chance she is

>>3395519
her gem is literally her eyeball, though in her mother form it's only her pupil. Still I don't want it to be in her throat, that would make me gag

>>3395519
>You will never feel an odd, but pleasant tingly sensation as her saliva coats your dick, holding back her more toxic vomit to prevent melting it off
>you will never watch her shudder and shake and moan as you face fuck her, the head of that rigid cock slamming into her gem.
>You will never watch her pull back with an extremly messy mouth, leaving several thick, sticky bridges of your seed.

Why live, bros?

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>>3395620
I don't want it to be her eye because she'd either be a cyclops, which Sapphire already covers, or have a Gem in one eye, which is covered by a Ruby and makes her design lopsided.

>>3395588
(Check'd)
Im trying to motivate you.

>>3395413
diet and exercise m8

>>3395656
God forbid she's a gem with two eyes, which we already have so many of

>>3395675
You're retarded.

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>>3395610
GET BACK HERE, SHOCKER.
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARRRRTH!

>>3395672
But I can't just diet until I hit a good weight and then stop. I need to change my eating habits for life, and I'm not sure I want to do that yet. I'm not going to count calories for the rest of my life.

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>>3395581
Son of Greg and Rose
Writes a pretty prose.
Can't help but wonder
What he really knows.

>>3395656
I don't see your point considering we had a Ruby with a gem on her stomach which Rose covered aswell

>>3395708
Better, but still not great.
What's missing from all the imitators and copycats is the love LOTS has.
>>3395716
They're not part of the central cast.

>>3395699
I used to be 270 lbs.
I haven't watched my diet at all.
Last night I had a slice of Entennemans fudge cake.
I've lost 50 lbs in the last month and a half.
You have no excuse. Just eat slightly healthier.
Get vegetable soups like Chunky brands, and cook it on the stove. Eat stuff with protein like chicken.

Its not that fucking hard.

>>3395581
>rhyming quartz with quartz

>>3395708
prose is not a countable noun, and this does not fit his character

>>3395730
And nobody is saying she would be either

>>3395804
You looking to start a fight?

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>Just a chat with a couple over SU merch.

That was neat, they were even interested in the Mystery Minis and phone cases.

>>3395588

Sorry, I'm only responsible for one of those posts.

And to be fair, /toy/'s Greg is a fucking menace.

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Motherly and all-loving, gem on her belly button

Can't help but wonder if she's putting on a put-on

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A runabout!

>>3395699
you don't need to do that. just eat less and keep yourself active

>>3395906
My guess is her trick is that she never really considered steven's own desires or needs, or those of greg or her team for that matter.

Rose wanted a weapon to win the war forever even if she had to die to do it and make her loved ones miserable in the process, so she gave birth to one

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so /sug/, which gem is the best for fug?

>>3396063
Steven.

>>3396063
Amethyst

>shapeshifting

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>>3396063
GEMS R 4 HUG, NOT FUG

>>3394544
It was from a segment of "Road to the Multiverse" like all of the Road to episodes, it's worth a look, in that scene they end up in a Disney universe, where everything is a musical number and animated beautifully, then they ruin it with a "Disney hates jews" joke

>>3396063
Happy Lappy. She's always wet

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[spoiler]LION AROUND[/spoiler]

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>>3396063
WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS DRAW ROSE AS A HAMBEAST WHHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!

>>3396158
Was actually a better joke then"Lion the mood"

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>>3396089
But Rose is for both, anon.

>>3396172
Because Tumblr thinks big is supposed to always be fat.

>>3396172
Some people like fat chicks, and want to see that, the dress does leave some to the imagination, I'm expecting a looong ago flashback to show that she's built like a jasper

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>>3396173
I like all of the super lame jokes in steven universe I think that is part of the charm of characters.

>>3396172
They don't know what pregnancy is.

>>3396172
>>3396193
>tfw you realize Amethyst is all wrestler muscle
>she eats literal garbage constantly but has no fat on her

>>3396173
not really

>>3396197
The original forbiden one was funnier, partly a mix of being a truly disgusing fetish, with how surreal it was

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>>3396222
please tell me more.

>>3396213
It's roidgut too much muscle and not enough space for it

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>>3396197

Here we go again

>>3396213
Would you actually get fat if you just ate stuff with zero nutrients? Wouldn't your body get rid of all that?

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>>3396231
I'm here to ruin your shit meme.

>>3396231
It was based around some scat fetishist Commission of spyro fanart multiple characters and a subway kitchen were involved, the genius of it was that each limb of the forbiden one was a close up of the head of each character and yet it would instantly set people off via recognition and knowing what it was building to, like a more complex version of the daily dose

>>3396173
Because Peridot and Perifags are biased.

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>>3396268
ur gay and no fun at all.

>>3396268
I dont know why but this image does nothing to me. Might be the weird shoulders

>>3396268
Well, congratulations! You posted it! What's the next step of your master plan?

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>>3394976

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>>3396312
I think she has a sexy cock. I wouldn't have it saved otherwise.
>>3396339
My plan's already finished.

>>3396363
Get this hothead outta here!

>>3396363
This one I like

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can we have more of the best mom?

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>Parcel is out for delivery.

Oh boy, looks like I might have an opening to do later today!

>>3396091

Can't forget the usual "Meg is ugly" gag, in this case looking like Ursula.

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>>3396425

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>>3396363
Peridot has a vagina!

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>objects that Amethyst has eaten

>>3396425
I love Pearl with big boobs.

>>3396493
Everything

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>>3396493
pic related

>>3396493
Indexer's mom on their first date

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>>3396546

>>3396463
source for the love of god

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>>3396425

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>>3396607
I found it on /co/

>>3396493
I don't understand how people can want to have sex with her when she does shit like eat rotten burritos. Like if she eats that, imagine what else she eats. Do you really want to put your dick in that? To have her lips around your dick?

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>>3396626

>>3396658
Honestly

Yes

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>>3396493
>When did you even have a cat?

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>>3396425

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>>3396739

>>3396726
>implying that wasn't for petplay

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>>3396726
>BZZZ BZZ BZZZZ BZZZZ BZZZZ

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>>3396425

>>3396745
>lipstick marks
Yes please.

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>>3396779
>other TV shows Peridot binged

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>>3396745
>take pearls tiny ass in your hands
>lift her up to your face
>let your breath fall on her pussy lips and make pearl quiver
>start eating her out while she tries to choke on your dick
>she begs you to stop but you will not
>she squirms and screams as you eat her pussy out
>then the unimaginable hapens you start playing with her anus she tightens and falls silent
>pearls body spasms as you remove yourself from her
>you lay her in your embrace
>leave a kiss on her cheek
>fall asleep

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>>3396824
STEVEN UNIVERSE

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>>3396843

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>>3396843
110% erect

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Would you?

>>3394422
dude you you are a huge faggot quit sulking and write better.

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>>3396824
>Mabel and Dipper clearly love each other very much. I don't see why they shouldn't participate in this strange reproductive ritual you explained to me.

>>3396925
Steven would.

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>>3396006
Something tells me Rose is gonna be revealed to be anti-villain, and it's gonna shatter the CG's faith in her, only for Steven to bounce them back and have them BELIEVE IN STEVEN.

It'd also be a nice addition to Pearl's need for independence.

>>3396815
Should I bother asking what's with the marks

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>>3396949
yeah cuz steven as his mother is a filthy animalfucker.

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>>3396925
na, im okay on that part
but I would spend hours feeding it bamboo

>>3396843
Anon, stop, my dick hurts.

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>>3396952
Ask your parents.

>>3396824
Inspector Gadget

>>3396975
where the fuck is this gif from

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>>3396975
>that jiggle

>>3396979
>but I would spend hours feeding it bamboo
So you would

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>>3396975
I'm not talking about Steven as his mother, I'm talking about Steven as Steven.

>>3396929
Because they're siblings. This is the same reason why it would be wrong for Steven to fug Amy or Pearl.

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>>3397001
Look it doesnt take much to figure it out google is smarter than you might think. just ask google. dont even ask just tell google cartoon network belly dance

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Here's Amethyst!

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>>3397078
I was thinking more like Both Steven and Rose are dirty animal fuckers.

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>>3397090
But they're not his siblings.

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>>3397091
why you gotta make me google shit, nigga

you could've just said evil con carne

>>3397141
open the gif i posted it is a longer than the first one and you might recognise the bellydancer as major dr. ghastly. btw you still gona google major dr. ghastly

>>3396925
i sure would hug the heck outta peripanda

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>>3396824
>Gillian's Island
And are we expected to believe that this Professor could construct a functional geiger counter without a sufficient industrial tools? How would he even collect a pure enough sample of noble gas for the reaction chamber? This is an insult to true engineering and I will have no part of it.

>>3397141
>THAT'S where it's from

never would have guessed

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>>3397097
and Jasper!

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Mouse here, i can sketch some shit real quick if you want,just request anything

>>3397097
Is it wrong that i want to put butter between her thights and then just keep sliding back and forth between them.

>>3397141
It's from the episode Ultimate Evil from Evil Con Carne

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>>3396824
Little Butler. Amy got her into it.

>>3397202
>>3397097
why do warrior caste of gems have the best hair?

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>Just sold another Funko.

This time is was Garnet and I gave the lady 5 bucks off my usual price of 20 for being referred to us by a previous customer.

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>>3397202
>Jasper will cry before the show ends

>>3397205
Sketch a Garnet/Peridot fusion.

>>3397235
>next time we see Peridot she's wearing this
>yfw

>>3397242
Dude, no one cares.

>>3397238
Samson allusion?

>>3397242
Do you have a moneybin yet, Mr. McDuck?

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>>3397202
>>3397244
>jasper will be the biggest crybaby of them all

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>>3397235
gems in other gems clothing is nice
that ones pretty nice

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>>3397242
I can't even call you out for blogging because at least blogs relate events that are significant for the blogger, even if they're not so for anyone else.

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>>3397268
As in... Brock Samson?

>>3397261
She will do anything to please Mistress Lapis.
>>3397278
I want her to become a tough goofball from Steven's kindness.

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>>3397313
The Bible character, my friend. But now you mention it, Jasper kind of has a Brock Samson look to her face.

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>>3397261
LAPIS MUST DIE

>>3397315
I do fear that Lapis will take advantage of Peridot and use/boss her around. She is significantly more powerful than Peridot and she has an bad attitude.

[spoiler]Doesn't sound that bad actually [/spoiler]

esteban universo

>>3397073
Pearl is very lonely.

If you could create a holographic but physical copy of yourself with no personality just the ability to follow simple orders, like Pearl, and you were attracted to your same sex-like Pearl-as if we weren't all already gay-would you fuck your holo-self?

>>3397369
>she has an bad attitude
Getting tired of this. It's like people are purposefully ignoring how she was in Hit the Diamond.

>>3397205
Jasper crying her eyes out

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>>3397352
But what if she don't die?

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>>3397272

Not yet, all I have is a fancy cash box at the moment.

But someday I will, and I won't give folks like >>3397309 and >>3397262 any handouts!

>>3397369
Not to mention that Peridot tortured her and/or let her get tortured by Jasper. Lapis is still mad about that.

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>>3397403
>It's like people are purposefully ignoring how she was in Hit the Diamond.
An edgy, apathetic teenager?

>>3397369
lapis won't MAKE peri do anything for her but she'll still be really excited to do things for her and it will make lappy happy

>>3397427
I don't want any shit funkos. I want you to stop filling the threads with shit no one cares about.

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>>3397446
Someone who is getting over a rough patch and learning to enjoy herself.
>implying an edgy apathetic teenager would even play in the game

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>>3397483

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>>3397493

>>3396824
Dukes of Hazzard
>Hah! That clod Coltrane will never catch up to the General Lee so long as it has anti-gravity hardware to gain lift during jumps.

>>3397447
she'll rape peri but then she'll cry and will try to kill everyone too so steven forgives her again

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>>3397483
>>3397493
So you're placing excessive emphasis on one or two moments and ignoring the rest then calling others out for doing that, okay.

>>3396824
Seinfeld

>"Steven! I need to borrow your horizontal unconsciousness device!"

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>>3397245
I had no idea what i was doing

>>3397544
If you were paying attention, you would have seen her becoming more and more engaged in the game.
>doesn't even move for the first ball to come here way
>waddles for the next
>full on dives for the third

>>3397551
>"STEVEN! If Homeworld calls, tell them you're Vandaleigh Industries. You're in latex"

>>3397594
Nice work, love it.

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>>3397594

>>3397594
neato

>>3396824
Invader Zim.

>>3397454

If you actually read the archives, some of us like having him around.

>B-but he's scalping merch!

And that's something people DO in the collectible business, /toy/ is well aware of it and accepts it.

>But WHAT does he do for us?

He reports to us whenever new merch is available, that way we can go over to OUR local stores and get our SU fill.

He's also going to report on the specifics of the SU Mystery Minis, which will help those who want a greater chance at getting the figures we want without having to break the bank.

If you don't like him, just ignore him.

>>3397796
I try to just ignore you like everybody else does, but sometimes it gets really annoying.

poil

>>3397826
/pol/ poil

>>3397841
pull /pol/ poil

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>>3397826
>>3397841
>>3397851
What would be Pearl's reaction to /pol/?

>>3397851
But I love /pol/ poil

>>3397864
The CGs are dern commies, they'd hate /pol/.

>>3397864
Disgust.

>>3397841
>>3397851
>>3397869
guys what is it with /pol/ i just wanted poil

>>3397893
Doesn't everyone hate /pol/?

>>3397864
she would think is just humans being divisive and maybe hateful

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>>3397893

>>3397922
Yeah, but some more than others. Like vocal lefties.

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>>3397927
>dat filename
thanks mate

>>3397933
>Being converted to communism
This would have been nuked about 60 years ago.

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>>3397825

>>3397796 wasn't me, but I can see how the constant sales reports can be a bit grating.

From now on, I'll just do a start-of-day report and end-of-day report for the stall and any profits. Merch reports will still occur when new stuff comes out.

>>3398002
That's McCarthyism, baby!

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>>3398036
>Jim with the weather
>Merchant anon with his sales

I feel like I started a new reporting trend.
what have i done

>>3397915
Well, I want /pol/ poil

>>3395367
not every episode is great but there are a lot of really funny ones
http://kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/Teen-Titans-Go-Season-01/Episode-026b?id=13280

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>>3398101
The best I have saved is a Naxi Peridot.

>>3398108
Lets Get Serious, Real Boy Adventure and team of robins are the only ones I actually like
Everything else is a fucking swing and a miss.

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>>3397933
Goddammit I've seen this before but didn't remember it being this good.

>>3396929
This made me happy

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>>3398088
>I feel like I started a new reporting trend.
what have i done?

I started reporting back in April, so I'm not that new.

Also, how's that illness treating you?

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>>3394415
SU's animation isn't great man. Fight scenes can look pretty floaty, and the fact that there is no real set model in heights and character appearance makes some episodes look like utter trash.

The one thing SU has going for it animation wise is the fact that most of its backgrounds are pure scenery porn.

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>>3398212

>>3398284
Aren't gems...floaty in the first place? We don't even know how much they weigh or if it fluctuates

>>3398212
>>3398297
Flexible Pearl

I like it.

>>3398300
That doesn't mean fight scenes shouldn't have any weight to them.

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>>3398253
Oh. Well.

Waiting on results. I'll know this Friday. Blood work, hospitals, yadda yadda.

>>3398212
This is making me ache just looking at it.

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>>3394823
How would it feel to cup his gem?

>>3398338
hey Steven

>>3398355
You already know the answer to that, you naughty boy.

>>3398284
I never noticed the crazy height thing, even where it's unreasonable like with Sardonyx

Unless I pause and check on a rewatch

>>3398355
I'm not cupping your fucking gem Steven.

>>3398297
I want to fuck Pearl so badly.

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>>3398313
Indeed.

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>>3398300
This doesn't mean jack to how they are drawn however i do note this is one of two currently noticeable inconsistencies in the show.

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>>3395581
Steven dead when?

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>>3397864
>>3397893
>>3397902
>>3397929

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>>3398403

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>>3395656
>one eyed gems
disgusting

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>>3398453

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>>3398387
It was pretty noticeable in Same Old World when Peridot and Lapis were standing next to Steven.

Lapis' huge hair was also extremely noticeable.

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>>3396363
What would a green penis taste like? Mint? Apple?

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Post art others may like, but trigger you.

Pic related
>orange hand around her neck
ALL WRONG. Jasper and Lapis should switch places, or at least both be strangling each other

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>>3398468

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>>3398355
What would Sugar think of you?

>>3398508
Most of the porn people post in these threads

Y'all have some low fucking standards

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>>3395656
I like the throat gem.

>>3398508
Sorta this >>3398543
Except it just annoys me when it's the same thing being spammed or something disgusting.

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>>3398489
Peri's would taste like machine oil because Gems besides Pearl and (probably used to) Lapis.
>>3398558
That's my favorite too.

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>>3398338

Ah, so it has the potential to be serious...

Well you have my sympathy and I hope you feel better.

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>>3398139
here's my list of the 10/10 episodes

s1
-super robin
-the left leg
-staring at the future (I wish they would remake more episodes of the old TT show like they did with this one)
-opposites (probably the best shipping episode of any cartoon)
-in and out
-dreams
-real magic
-puppets what

s2
-love monsters
-the mask
-the best robin
-robin backwards
-real boy adventures
-lets get serious
-kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt
-the award for sound design goes to rob
-the hive five

s3
-leg day
-40% 40% 20%
-animals, its just a word (aka we want the /trash/ audience)
-two parter
-beast boy's st. patrick's day luck and its bad
-batman vs teen titans: dark injustice
-finally a lesson