/sug/ - Steven Universe General
NERF THIS! Edition
Previous thread: >>3372380
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHqjV2xVKoA [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9o [Embed]
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 23
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Why would you nerf something that is already bottom tier.
Lapis is my favorite and I love her, why do I like porn of her suffering it makes me feel bad.
>>>/int/60632392
>Pink.
Rose confirmed for manager.
What's the discord?
When will Peri get her fast fingers back?
Oh god, talking about sex slave pearls made me realize why pearls have such long noses
>>3381862
she's hard-nosed
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
did you know that pearl is a footfag?
>tfw Pearl will never be my gf
>>3381872
And long penises
I can only hope repetition isn't frowned upon
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
I just want you to know
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
There's always something scaring me
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
I'm afraid that you don't feel the same way
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
>>3381839
a chat for people who want to talk casually without the 4chan vibe.
just a place to relax
*wwarps into thread
>>3381903
so what is it
>>3381911
CEASE AND DESIST.
>>3381888
you should commit suicide anon, your life will only get worse and worse
>>3381911
I have no image to display my disgust for homosuck fans.
>tfw Jasperdemption will never be real
>>3381923
you think i dont know that
>>3381839
disgusting pedo chat
>>3381831
>still pretending Lapis doesn't like it
[spoiler] Lion around [/spoiler]
>>3381943
I need more Grasper in my life.
>>3381942
>implying /sug/ and HSG are not one and the same
>>3381920
It's a chat room
it has a few extra bells and whistles like sub rooms and the ability to mic chat.
>>3381943
This was really good. Got anything more like it?
>>3381980
i really dont think grasper will happen or SHOULD happen, but its a nice ship
>>3381877
Don't forget, I love you especially.
>>3381988
No, I'm not really a Jasper person, but I saved it because it was really good.
>>3381888
>mfw
>>3381877
I love you and all that is you.
>>3381902
Sometimes the deepest emotions are conveyed by the most simple of words. Like so: I love you.
>>3381803
>>3381902
>>3382007
>>3377892
>>3377925
>>3378726
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>>3378785
>>3378844
>>3378874
>>3378964
>>3379083
>>3379172
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>>3379128
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>>3380197
>>3380219
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>>3380567
>>3380582
Reminder: Lapidotfags are the most cancerous shippers of them all.
>CPH "Reminder." anon
>passive aggressive "mhm" anon
>not-so passive aggressive "-need to be gassed." anon
>lady of the sea/limbs
>>3381997
It probably won't be canon unless Sucrose expertly ruses everyone, but why shouldn't it be, I don't see anything wrong with it
>>3381811
greg
>>3382042
t. Amedot shipper
>>3382042
I don't like lapidot but you and they need to take your asshurt back to /co/mblr where people give a shit
sweet waifu
>>3382044
eh it just doesn't really work out in the long term of the story
like i said its a nice idea though and i like seeing fanart of it
>>3382042
Why do you hate love, anon? Who hurt you?
>>3381980
it makes me laugh, not in the rude way, but this ship that never fails to lighten my mood
>>3382042
You need to be gassed, anon.
What if Laspis was a girl
>>3382096
CONNIE IS NOT FOR SEXUAL
STEVEN IS NOT FOR SEXUAL
CONNIE AND STEVEN ARE FOR SEXUAL TOGETHER AND NO ONE ELSE
>>3382116
But is not girl.
>>3382042
I love you. I'll never cease to love you.
>>3381911
So, gem classpect thread?
>Steven: Heir of Life
>Rose: Sylph of Space
>Pearl: Knight of Light
>Amethyst: Thief of Rage
>Garnet: Seer of Heart
>Sapphire: Seer of Time
>Ruby: Page of Heart
>Peridot: Mage of Mind
>Lapis: Witch of Void
>Jasper: Prince of Blood
Big storm in Michigan /Sug/. Ifdon't survive, keep shitposting.
>>3382042
Lapidot is way more common here on /trash/ than it was on /co/.
>>3382121
connie is definitely for sexual
>Rose's gem is where her bellybutton would be.
>Steven's gem is where his bellybutton would be.
>Bellybuttons are formed in fetal development from the umbilical cord.
>Steven's body formed around his gem.
>Steven carries his dead mother around with him via a still-attached umbilical cord that's also her physical body.
This is some Eva shit.
>>3382135
But if
Mods are an odd bunch.
>>3382151
This is almost perfect, my one edit would be that Rose would be a Sylph of Life, as she and Steven share lineage and a power of healing and plant growth.
>>3382154
Comfy monsoon here in Arizona.
Feels nice, anon.
>>3382183
Nah, Space. Space is the aspect of maternity
>>3382042
fuck off anon
>>3382183
Actually, wait, shit. Maybe Steven should be the space player and Rose should be the Life player
After all his name is Steven UNIVERSE and he is his own mom
>>3382182
>Deleting the last post in that thread hours after it archived.
>Reportedly issuing bans and warnings from threads that have been archived for hours or even days.
Are /co/'s mods actually factually autistic?
>>3382154
I live in Houston and we've been bombarded with on and off storms for the past month and a half. Down TX-6, part of the highway collapsed due to the flooding. We're surviving, but fearful.
I'll always have you in my heart, anon. Survive with me.
>>3382182
>mfw
>>3382213
i was that last post and didn't get a ban or warning. they literally deleted it for themselves
There is only one ship
>>3381774
xth for JUNE 30TH PLEASE
btw fix up those embeds next time and make sure the previous thread actually links to the previous thread.
>>3377601
What does /sug/ think of this?
>>3382284
Rebuttal
>>3380983
>I'd prefered a pink/white dick, but this is fine too
Eh, made a Lapis version too, might as well throw in Steven.
So any new edit requests tonight now that 4chan stopped shitting itself?
>>3382154
We will keep firing until we've expended our last kilowatt.
>>3382310
eugh, every drawing of her by this artist is fucking disturbing
>>3382293
It'll be the 27th with a Stevenbomb
>>3382268
Wow, really? That's fucking hilarious, what the fuck.
>>3381831
That looks like a really good fuck, you're seeing suffering cause you want to see it
I'm off to work.
I hope I do you all some honor.
>>3382042
Problem is Peridot's too much of a slut.
>>3382310
>BD is made out of like 15 sapphires
The water is rising /Sug/. I'm seriously worried.
The water is rising /Sug/.
I'm seriously worried
>>3382397
See you when you return.
>>3382403
E-VAC-U-ATE
>>3381837
I'm glad we have a rosefag
>>3382403
pray to lazuli that she doesn't kill you
>>3382403
welp, there goes your lawn
>>3382466
Malachite and Peridot have the same color tongue
Did this get kicked off /co/ while i wasnt looking?
>>3382488
Yes. Last night
It's raining in MI. That water
>>3382488
no you should go make a thread for us
>>3382403
You're a frenchman dammit. Take that water and make something delicious from it!
>>3382488
Yes, hiatus and all
>>3382488
yep
>>3382500
It's probably safer to drink than your tap water.
>>3382500
I don't remember which one MI is
if it's michigan, you're already on top of a tower of rusted car parts, just move up a level
if it's minnesota, just add more syrup to make it largesota and maybe get some fries while you're at it
>>3382442
Rose really is great anon.
>>3382429
I don't live in Flint. I live out in the country. It's nice. Or it was
Daily reminder that Greg is evil.
>>3382429
Don't worry anon. Only dreams now
So now that I've apparently a lesbiphobe I guess I can't really post that headcanon about Rubies being non-binary
>tfw SU predicted Russia's fall of 4chan
Is rebecca a master of meme magic?
>>3382622
do it faggo
>>3382622
Tumblrfags like to call all the gems nonbinary, so I don't think they'd mind that.
>>3382628
>florida's next
save me
>>3382608
don't you dare slander this good man
>>3382669
Move to a better state, I hear Utah is nice if you like guns and don't mind Mormons
>>3382622
If rubies are nonbinary then I demand a gayer ship
>>3382629
nah, I'm waiting till my gem location analysis is posted on tuesday to say anything else, and I'm already pushing the envelope as it is by mentioning that the pearls have slave mentalities. Now that the whole site is pissed at me, even mentioning something controversial is going to get me targeted
>>3382665
They're all nonbinary, they just so happen to all present as female and use feminine pronouns you queerphobic bigots :^)
>>3382284
Poly is wrong.
>>3382669
She looks pretty Picasso here.
>>3382706
Amydot??
nah, I see peridot as completely genderless so that's still not gay enough.
Pearlmethyst?
Power is out now.
I've been posting on my phone.
>>3382718
>I'm already pushing the envelope as it is by mentioning that the pearls have slave mentalities
Do you have anything written up about this? I love reading about pearls.
>>3382777
>pearls have slave mentalities
aren't pretty much all gems slaves to the diamonds
pearls are just direct servants to the diamonds, they're more like handmaidens or even just secretaries
>>3382442
we need more comics
>>3382756
I was thinking PearLapis
Undeniable Fem/Fem
>>3382678
>>3382777
It's mentioned in my gem location analysis, but that's queued till tuesday. I checked and it doesn't look like I've mentioned it in any tagged post.
All I can tell you for now is that I suspect most pearls have gems in the same location as Blue and Yellow. Their gems are on their collar (mot their chest as I originally thought), making their gems slave tags
>>3382843
Yeah, I guess that's as gay as you can get.
>>3382007
>>3382025
I love you too
/Sug/, I need help. The water is getting higher. I need chill music. SEND HELP
>>3382322
Priyanka as this grill?
>>3382843
>>3382756
i don't really think pearl is going to end up with anyone by the end of the show
honestly her entire character arc is about her becoming an independent autonomous person and not relying on others to give her orders to feel validated. i do feel like, in the process, it will strengthen her friendships with the other gems because their relationships will be based on mutual love and respect rather than pearl desperately wanting someone to idolize and worship in rose's place
>>3382921
too late anon. face your death, remember that your waifu awaits on the other side
How do I stop myself from commissioning BlushMallet so much? I need to save money.
>>3382921
I HOPE THAT OUR FEW REMAINING FRIENDS
>>3382322
Ronaldo?
But peridot is slightly annoying...
>>3382921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A
>>3382921
She's coming for you, anon. Embrace it.
>>3382921
i got u senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX63RbqZr8A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pey29CLID3I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdHHsoW6mMg
(this one is pretty low quality but its the only one i can find that has hendrix singing)
I wish all the /sug/ posters would stop dying in natural disasters.
First Drawendo and now anon...
Zuke made her instagram private, I guess she doesn't appreciate our love.
>>3382622
Just post it anyway dude. Don't let those tumblrina mental cases get to you.
>>3382921
valhalla awaits you . shinny and chrome!
>>3382983
I agree with you. Pearl's driving neurosis is eh cause of a relationship.
Not that I'm particularly desperate for it or anything, but endgame or at least "lesson learned" Pearl could be in a relationship if she handles it completely differently to how she did Rose. Either being independent and strong for good, or being independent and strong for a while even when happening upon another relationship.
>>3383107
I'm shocked she had it open to the public in the first place
>>3382921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
Please stay positive and whatever you do, don't stop posting
>>3383101
wait. drawendo is kill?
>>3382983
That's actually a really good thought
>>3382921
Take pictures, show us how high the water is.
>>3383101
What happened to the former?
>>3383107
Holy shit that means that crewniverse actually reads here, her pictures have only been posted here as far as I know.
They're watching us. I'm scared guys.
>>3383143
I hope not by they haven't responded to my messages in ages and they mentioned an earthquake before they went quiet...
Why shouldn't I stop posting. I mean I wasn't going to but why? I will post DUD so you know it's me or something.
>>3383044
She has her moments, but I miss her when she was tall
>>3382628
>Florida is gone
O C E A N TOWN
O
C
E
A
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TOWN
>>3383166
IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE NEAR THE FUCKING WINDOWS. NO. I AM HUDDLING IN MY BATH TUB. I NOT GETTING OUT. Dud
>>3383180
I know EXACTLY why.
It's that picture of Zuke holding her phone with a pic of Lapis and Peridot holding hands, I'm positive that spread like wildfire. I posted it on /co/ after finding it on here
You know shippers would make a big deal about that and word would get around
>>3382687
I've never met a Mormon. Why are they so despised?
Worst case scenario I buy a SLCPD riot vest and start calling myself the Burned Man.
>>3383180
QUICK! EVERYONE BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR!
>>3383242
Umaru is dogshit.
>>3383242
honestanswer, I have yet to see a single episode, all I know is shes small, and theirs Cokacola
>>3383240
I would insert my tentacles in to Sugar's urethra if given the chance.
That's my best behavior, I'm sorry.
>>3383230
Darn it anon, now we can't creep on Zuke anymore. It was good while it lasted.
>>3383228
If you're not near a window, how do you know the water level is rising?
>>3382600
>I don't live in Flint
Okay Michael Moore, remember that when you do your next documentary.
>inb4 "Muh hometown of Flint, Michigan"
>>3383188
>you will never change Umaru's panties after she peed herself because she was too lazy to get up
>>3383180
How new are you? It's no secret the crew have low-key visited the general.
I'm only just now remembering that Matt's fetish is smoking.
So that's
>Becky: shota
>Ian: futa
>Zuke: abuse, muscles, and barely legal women
Is there anyone else that was active enough to be labeled?
>>3383187
nah don't post dud senpai I'm just making bad mememes
>>3382556
Agreed, Rose is best gem for hug and fug.
>>3383307
Sorry. Wonder if sucrose caught word of it though
>>3383323
There is so much belligerence and stupidity in that one post I can't even comprehend it
>>3383342
Becky loves facesitting, she had it in her tumblr likes and may have drew some herself though I can't confirm that part
>>3383342
Becky also likes preggo ladies, face sitting, and bdsm. Don't forget it.
>>3383345
M'memes.
>>3383342
Ian once liked a pic of the loli battleship from that weird-ass jap card game
Also, Hellen once complained about people calling her "the asian" on /co/ sug
Sapphire has anal intentions
Her underwear looks uber dank
>>3383379
10/10 top tier fetishes, Sucrose
>>3383402
THE ASIAN confirmed for not being into raceplay
>>3383402
She complained where? In the general?
>>3383342
>>3383378
>>3383379
The crew has patrician taste.
>>3383352
That's a good point, I think Zuke might be too tumblr-y to visit here. I know Sugar visits here for sure though, or at least she has in the past. I wouldn't be surprised if Becky told her to make her shit private.
>>3383107
that's a shame I like her a lot
>>3383438
>I know Sugar visits here for sure though, or at least she has in the past.
How do you know this?
>>3383402
I remember that, everybody on tumblr was calling him a pedo because apparently, drawings=real people.
>>3383438
Her sense of humor is crass like ours, but she's definitely too delicate to stick around here.
Lord Sucrose on the other hand is tougher than she looks. You see all the shit she battled to get part the censors
>>3383480
She has left distinctive drawings several times on the flockdraw, and mentioned a certain tripfag in her AMA
>>3383480
>>3383526
>>3383534
^^^
>>3383515
I may be insane, but I'm not a liar
wrong previous thread, you fuck
>>3377601
>>3383382
if you're serious the bath tub isn't a good place. fill it with water in case the service is suspended. stay in any other room without windows. if there's inundation don't touch the water. and call someone so they know you're there in case anything happens
Alright /Sug/. Things SEEMED to have calmed down. I'm going to fucking bed. Dud
>>3382322
>Steven version
You absolute madman, I love you
>>3383606
Night.
>>3383526
Is she the one that writes korean next their drawings? That person's art style looks suspiciously similar to Rebecca's but I figured they just like to draw in her style.
Thanks for the info. If this happens again I will. Goodnight /Sug/ Dud
Found this
Don't remember saving it
>>3382560
>>3383650
Sugar has been a huge Koreaboo lately, I recall one flock pic as distinctively Sucrose. Have any caps to share?
Pic related is some art she posted on her tumblr recently
>>3383382
The water lines too high.
According to the navigational plans this should have discharged it's cargo upriver.
>>3383342
>It's no secret the crew have low-key visited the general.
sucrose if you're reading this and you're planning on having pearl die sacrificing herself for steven i will murder your children
>>3383709
What will you do if she and ian are child-free
>>3383236
They're actually really nice people, most people don't like them for the same reason they don't like witnesses (missionaries going door to door)
>>3383709
>Implying you could take on the child of Sugar
>>3383768
>Anon vs little Stevonnie
>“We have to take care of the people who are here,”
>“We have to temporarily stop this whole thing with what’s going on with refugees, where we don’t know where they come from… We have to take a rest. We have to take a time out. We have to use the money to take care of our poorest Americans and work with them, so they can come out of this horrible situation that they’re in.
>>3383698
Her and ian have visited the flockdraw for sure. She's the one who drew that opal/Greg doodle getting caught making out.
>>3383698
This is the person I am talking about, they drew the Stevens and wrote the korean.
>>3383768
I could take on 2 dozen of 8 yearls old
just like /sp/ did yesterday
>>3383780
Can you post the doodle? I haven't seen it.
>>3383787
That Steven on the right is 110% Rebbeca Sugar
So she's been visiting several times lately? Goddamn. So she's been seeing all the Zukeposting and shit like that, must feel weird
>>3383730
It would be illegal for Sugar not to have children, she would be the greatest mom. I will force her to adopt if she doesn't want to grow humans in her womb.
>>3383812
I never saved it, but it was in a general like, two years ago. Good luck finding it in desu storage.
>>3383829
No, oh no. I regret so many posts I have made now.
Sugar please forgive me, I thought my posts we buried in the trash where you would never find them.
on a scale of 1 to autistically obsessed, how much would you say you care about this show?
>>3382950
Well, I have a connie version of that already. Should be easy enough to edit it to work with Mrs. M.
>>3383032
It's a bit too grainy. Also, ronaldo fucking sucks to do cause of his hair, more detailed glasses, and head shape.
>>3383787
>>3383829
yeah the right steven reminds me of the style used in her simpsons comic
https://dawolfey.wordpress.com/2011/05/13/dont-cry-for-me-im-already-dead-by-rebecca-sugar/
Hey there lovelies, Jim here with a Delmarva Weather Update.
As you can see, it's raining it's ass off in Empire City today. I'd suggest getting an umbrella like one of the gents pictured here. Or, you can just say "Fuck an umbrella. What do I look like, some kinda homosexual?" like the man in the fedora.
Either way, please stay safe, and try to stay relatively dry. This has been Chief Weather Correspondent Jim with another Delmarva Weather Update. Love you guys.
>>3383870
0
It's shit-tier
Adventure Time is the only real show
>>3383870
8: tier 3 Dubcorps
>>3383780
>>3383812
>>3383848
Here they are.
GregOpal and Opalnet:
http://gemtopia.tumblr.com/post/123169561665/ponygem-kylodious-replied-to-your-post
>the SU fandom is so small compared to my last one that there's literally no porn of my kink
>the gems are all such feminist ideals that even if there was I wouldn't be able to fap to it
>my old fandom is completely dead and no new content is being made
>>3383870
7/10?
got into the show between too far and the answer. don't own any merchandise, saw hit the diamond 8 times, have seen the rest once or twice except the peridot and big plot ones which have three or four views
>>3383890
Dammit Jim, I'm pretty sure Empire City isn't in Delmarva.
>>3383870
Close to autistically obsessed.
>>3383236
bruh
>>3383909
I like to call it Gropal
>>3383698
you idiots, she did those for a korean artist from tumblr who sent her some fanart
this guy http://nyong-choi.tumblr.com/
can't be arsed to search the specific post but he explains he's sending the crewniverse some art and gifts
>>3383941
Bruh?...
>>3383957
What are you saying man?
Sugar made that pic because she just came back from Korea and was inspired by a K-pop group she saw.
http://rebeccasugar.tumblr.com/post/144740531768/just-got-back-from-seoul-saw-aoa-do-good-luck
>>3383927
It's fine, my lovely. The news also covers the general area around Delmarva. The Delmarva Weather Update is just the name of the segment. Thinking on it more, I may have to take up a name change with management. Though, that depends on how the boss feels about it.
>>3383909
Thanks man.
>>3383787
I can't say for sure that it is her, but if it is she actually comes on pretty frequently. I don't question it because if it is her, I don't want to bother her.
>>3383909
And Gregnet at the end there
>>3383868
Horrifying ain't it?
>>3384012
>>3384079
I called her fat once to be sarcastic, but if she is legit reading here I feel bad, sorry Sugar.
Ian and Rebecca are married?
>>3383868
>>3384151
Suffer for your sins, anons.
You have brought this upon yourselves.
What's your opinion on how CN's been airing themed blocks of SU reruns?
>>3384151
Nigga, we've all called her fat or anorexic at one point jokingly, I doubt she takes it to heart.
I mean if she browses 4chan she probably has some thick enough skin.
>>3384172
I don't think they are officially married yet, but I consider them practically married at this point. 8 years is a long time.
>>3384096
fuck off indexer reeee
>>3384192
Clever and shows effort. Makes it easier for new viewers to understand the show when the order isn't 100% random.
>>3381877
love you
>>3384232
dumb frogposter back to the swamp of plebbit
>>3383868
>>3384151
>>3381846
NEVER EVER
>>3383909
It was a wild day
>>3384261
that is fucking grotesque
we are probably the only fucking fandom that makes porn of the creator
>>3384203
>>3384151
Insulting Becky's appearance or personality is a crime of the highest level, do not.
>>3384239
It's this image again.
God dammit, stop breaking my heart, Peridot.
>>3382950
Meh, didn't really turn out so well. Hard to read it as Priyanka.
Was hard to read as Connie when I first made it as well, hence why I added her glasses to that one.
Any other edit requests tonight?
>>3384295
But she's hot
>>3384239
Hey new peridot anon. Glad to have you around. Love you.
>>3384295
not saying I've saved and jerked off to the picture or anything, but she's pretty cute
If I ever meet her, my palms would definitely be sweaty
>>3383890
Best I got is this 1920's Pearl
>>3384012
>Lovely
Is Jim the same guy who waifus LLNK I wonder?
>>3384286
>season 2 spoilers
AAAAH! It's true!
Malachite ate the watermelon Stevens the following season! Based Sugar gave /sug/ an exclusive spoiler.
>>3384345
Nigga, she looks like a 10 year old Jewish boy
>>3384349
Sheeeet that's an awesome Pearl. Who drew that?
>>3384295
She is really cute, we can't resist.
>>3384239
I love you too
There is really getting to be a lot of you guys huh
>>3383230
Except this picture was posted on /trash/ at least as early as March
Everyone fucking knows Zuke ships Lapidot anyway, she's not exactly subtle about it
Have you pledged loyalty to Lord Sugar, anon?
>>3382983
this is perfect
>>3384408
The only thing I can think of that would have prompted her to make her account private, besides that one picture being posted in /co/, is when somebody started dumping her pictures here. It was public up until a few days ago when that happened.
>>3384349
Flapper Pearl is pretty cool
>>3384379
No idea unfortunately, all I know is it makes me sad that there's no art deco style gem pics.
>>3384420
I accept Lord Sugar as my lord and saviour.
>>3382205
>Lapidot phone case
Oof.
>>3384324
Jasper as the big guy and Blue Pearl as the little guy please?
>>3384408
I love Zuke
>>3384457
(And was posted outside her Instagram for the first time two days ago, might I add)
First on /trash/, then on /co/ and I'm sure it spread from there
>>3384375
she's cute dude you didn't even provide a counterargument
>>3381877
I bet she would be, anon.
Not with me, though.
I'm miserable.
>>3384459
Pearl looks nice in that dress
>>3384341
>>3384383
never enough love
>>3384491
This is hilarious and sad.
These are our heroes, folks. The ones who feed our obsession.
>>3384487
oh hey now, thats actually really cute
second
>>3384498
True, Sugar is cutiepie.
>>3384494
People only just discovered her Instagram, and now it's closed a day or two later. Do the math
>>3383382
YOOOOOO U STILL THERE?
YOOOOOOOO
>>3384523
They're having fun, don't judge
>>3384536
Whatever dude, you can keep pretending you were responsible for it, fact is that Zukeposting has been a thing for a ridiculously long time and if anyone had made a big deal about it outside of 4chan it would have ended up back here or on /co/ and we would know
>>3384580
>Zukeposting has always been a thing
Fucking duh
It's her Instagram coming to the public eye thanks to us and consequently being made private is all I'm trying to say.
>>3384563
I can't not judge.
[spoiler]I was judged too much in high school.[/spoilersontrash]
>>3384536
Ah, you know it might have actually been my bad. I posted a screenshot with her username in the picture. One of the spergs on here might have started sending her dirty messages because of it.
Here's Amethyst.
>>3384644
I'm with you
>>3384543
They are all beautiful, eat a tub of dicks.
>>3384324
Vidalia and Steven?
Here's Jasper
>>3384619
The one where she admits she was high, right? That could be it too
Zuke is streaming now, yay
>>3382832
thought she was going to try eat steven
>>3384644
I wonder if gems give the same tactile sensations humans do. Do you think peridot feels like she's made of plastic? Is Amethyst squishy or slimy or made of silly putty? Does pearl feel like a china doll or the kind of soft paper they make fancy disposable napkins from?
https://www twitch tv/sodawizard
zuke is streaming WoW
>>3384678
Lauren Zuke: weed, Lapidot, and WoW
>>3384670
I like it
>>3384664
>Middle aged asian women, a 10 year old Jewish boy, and whatever that fucking gremlin in the back is
Yeah, not really.
>>3384696
What? where?
>>3384678
I posted 2 actually, it's also true that this could have been the culprit too.
>>3384644
There she is!
>>3384718
Is it me or does she usually speak very slowly
>>3384711
>that dress
nnnnice
>>3384696
link or is bullshit
>>3384702
That's a cute Opal
>>3384784
Uh, >>3384702
>Package that was supposed to come today didn't arrive.
>It's now set to arrive tomorrow while I'm working the stall.
Well, at least my roommate's good at meeting up with the mail carrier. But if he opens it before I do, then shit's gonna hit the fan.
Also, I may have some good news regarding my July shipments.
>>3383534
>>3383526
>>3383868
>Sugar browses /sug/
Fuck, I might be regretting several things now...
The key word being might, of course.
>>3384792
This is a cuter Opal.
Back from the dead.
Sure is rather hot down here. It'd be like if a salamander of yore shat all over the wind currents. Here's to keeping cool in the summer.
Welcome to Late Night /trash/sug/, where veterans of our beloved show stick to it as a form of self-imposed exile, just like that bedazzled Ed Hardy thermal you have stashed in your closet, never to be seen again. I'm your host, LLNK.
let's go.
>Heated debates arise as elitism and civil war erupt in the wake of /co/sug/s banishment, along with several memeposters surviving the Banexterminatus. No one is inherently happy anymore, as /co/goers are repulsed, and /trash/men are assblasted at their sanctum being raided by refugees of the aftermath. It'd be like if Britania didnt tolerate being invaded by an avalanche of mud. Shame that can't happen in the real world.
>Are Syrups just as bad as Burgers? Probably. Same time zones and what not. Be sure to give your local Mr. Hockey a canuckle sandwich.
>Someone unintentionally creates a new pasta as they think they're going out with a bang to btfo of us, using the buff Cheeto puff as their image, but just makes themselves look retarded and nonthreatening. What an anticlimax. New pasta reportedly named "Jasper hates it here."
>Normalfags and /r9k/iddies briefly invade this home away from home to… what else? Shit on shit. Following this undercooked arrival is the discussion of what exactly constitutes a normalfag, and how to avoid being one.
That's all for now. Stay tuned.
>>3384714
Why are you so mean?
>>3384802
Geez, Sugilite is more monstrous than Malachite ever was. Amethyst and Garnet's relationship is very under-explored now that I think about it.
lapis lays eggs
>>3384664
Look at Matt being the tallest weirdo in the back.
He's so fucking tall holy shit.
>>3384818
That long Jasper post of "fuckos.jpg" is in fact a pasta.
>>3384809
You better be sorry, Sugar is a good person
>>3384891
T H I C C
>>3384851
Amber:
>"AWWW YEAHHHH"
HEY REBECCA SUGAR IF YOU'RE READING THIS PLEASE MAKE LAPPY EGGS CANON THANS
>>3384905
No shit? Good to know.
>>3384935
!!!!
>>3384818
Keep up the good work, Boss!
>>3384935
She's not reading anon. If she was, I would ask her to confirm that Sapphire's weapon is shades.
It's weird that Garnet has them but neither ruby nor sapphire do, and that she just conjures them from wherever but never respawns wearing them
>>3384891
fUCK
>>3384953
ARE YOU DOING IT? I REALLY LIKE LAPPY EGGS CONCEPTUALLY
>>3384889
I think everybody on the crewniverse is just really short in comparison to him. Sugar is about 5'3 for reference.
>>3384957
iLove jappers
>>3384851
Dee Dee looks like a mom. Like, I know that she's a mom IRL, but she just has that Mom vibe about her whenever I see pictures of her and stuff.
>>3384985
Our story's hero to the far right
>>3384985
>Sugar is about 5'3"
Holy shit that's a lot of manlets
>>3385006
Manlets have good creativity
>>3384985
Seeing all those weirdos together and successful gives me hope
>>3384818
to be fair i've been one day here and i already miss the old threads back at co
Hey Rebecca, does Steven really hoard teeth in his closet?
>>3385004
kek
>>3385034
DELETE THIS
>>3381962
Nice try, but no.
Nya!
>>3385034
>Steven Sugar aka The Tooth Fairy, serial killer
>>3385050
Not unless you answer the sapphire shades thing on twitter
>>3385034
>and you know what they say about Jews and teeth.
???
Any /pol/tard care to fill us in?
>>3385050
n e v e r
>>3384957
Told ya I was still here, huh?
>Pearl will never be your mom
>>3385090
>>3384966
She uses them to look badass but that's it. Sapphire has plenty of abilities, even though she doesn't have a weapon.
They are not a weapon, and they can be easily removed as proven in "mirror gem".
>>3385090
Matt is emotionally manipulative. He is the proto-proto-proto-Lapis
>>3382832
We need more comics...and lewds.
>>3384907
The only thing I regret is not getting closer shots of the CN Studios building.
>>3385110
Matt is the real life Lapis, I wonder what happened to him.
>>3385071
Actual jew here
they say we have teeth in our mouthes. they aren't wrong
>>3385104
Weapons can be easily removed, gem clothing can't because it's bonded to their bodies as peridot say in log date 7 15 12
also, they come out of nowhere, both in the sense that she creates them from nothing and in the sense that neither Ruby nor Sapphire have them
Also, Pearl says in the very first episode that all gems have a weapon
>>3385034
what the hell becky
>>3385090
>*is molested *
>>3385120
A young supple Sucrose.
>>3385090
>>3385102
To anyone with hopes and dreams, remember
>>3384818
Sail on, brave soul
Hey /sug/ ever feel like life is pointless and you should just kill yourself?
Ever lose faith in Steven?
hey becky how does it go with the lappy eggs have they been in an episode
>>3385098
Oh Boss!
Uh
Anybody got a sauce for this?
>>3385140
rawr lol uwu
>>3385100
I have a Pearl-like mom. It fucking sucks.
I did have a Pearl-like girlfriend. It fucking sucked either. And the sensation became gross as I relate her to pearl (a motherly character).
Steven doesn't seem to have a problem with a overly-attached and controlling partner/mom/whatever and she doesn't seem too bad either but fuck, it just doesn't work irl.
>>3385165
They are in her ovaries
>>3385161
I may lose my will to live, but I will never lose my faith to Steven.
>>3385161
But life is pointless...
>>3385158
I love laughing at Sugar's old stuff, I don't actually judge her for it
>>3385161
I haven't in a while but I very, very often lose faith in earth. It happens on an almost daily basis, but it's much, much rarer now that I've filtered racial slurs on /g/
>>3385110
>Matt is emotionally manipulative
matt "SOON" burnett
>>3385222
I mean pre-SU Matt. But it works for Matt "fuckface" Burnett too
>>3385183
How dare you say that to me.
>>3385172
>tfw this pic makes me want to be Peridot
Is it wrong that some days I wish I was a pretty girl? I mean I'm not a tranny or anything that feels like I was born in the wrong body and wants to chop off his dick, it's just some days, you know, ya think it might have been nice...
I should stop talking now.
Why is she the best?
>>3385216
>>3385155
She tried so hard to be Jhonen, yuck.
>>3385171
>>3385243
Life would be handed to you on a platter if you were a pretty girl.
I like pearl crying. Post crying pearl
>>3385130
Yeah, some gems use other abilities as weapons, like Lapis and her hydrokinesis. Sapphire has cyrokinesis and future vision
>>3385243
Its bad that I know exactly what you're talking about.
I feel it too sometimes.
>>3385269
>>3385236
What if they are the same person?
>>3385270
Lapis's weapon is her wings anon. They're created from her gem and can't be made from normal water. All of Ocean Gem happened because she could use her powers but not summon her weapon
>>3385243
>tfw this pic makes me want to be raped
r u real
>>3385237
im sorry >.< *molests*
>>3385258
i think she's drawing in his style because it's zim related shit
if i she tried to be jhonen she would've just drawn some hatred-tier edge
as much as i like vasquez stuff, it's undeniable the guys is a fucking edgelord that never grew up his 17 phase
>>3385286
How many Matts can there be?
>>3385311
>I'm watching you sleep
>>3385260
>>3385269
>>3385310
It's not rape if a girl does it and nothing goes in your butt.
>>3385318
The new townie Marco's VA will voice will be named Matt. (note this is a joke)
>>3385216
>none as sexy as zim
Sugar had the right idea.
>>3384818
Was sad I've been away from /sug/ past couple days.
Reading this I'm now kind of glad I was.
Also, glad to see you here!
>>3385161
Never lose faith in Steven!
druhk musigs of gem senpai
Steven = wonderful imaginative big hearted perfect son
Garnet = cool mom
Earl - strict but sometimes takes it easy on her kids mom
Amethyst = crazy college sister / cool.aunt
Lapis 0 sassy teenage older sister who loves her brtoher
Peridot - adorable cute little baby sister that evryoena loves, even her teenage sister ahwo thinks she is an annoying dork
>>3385364
Peridot is the pet
>>3385161
I'm not sure I understand. It is precisely because life is pointless that I want to live and enjoy my life.
I mean, can you imagine if there was one particular point of life? That your creation was solely to fulfill some goal? Either it would be an ongoing thing, some sisyphean ordeal to forever wage your existence against regardless of your own personal thoughts or feelings on the matter, or an achievable goal, a win state you could either fail at or exist past the completion of. Neither of those seem all that appealing, honestly.
It's like the idea of a fair universe. Could you imagine, if all the bad thing happen to you, all the horrible words directed your way and pain that you suffer, if every bit of it was deserved? If the universe weighed it all out and its scale declared that your actions and failings were transgressions warranting the treatment you receive? That would be horrible!
No, I appreciate the fact that we live unfair, directionless lives. Free will is a blessing, not a punishment, even if it doesn't always feel that way.
>>3385317
She was horribly edgy for a while, but it was when she was like 14-17 so it's forgivable.
>>3385372
BUT WHAT KIND OF PET
loyal doggo
or
sassy, but smart kitty
>>3385356
>he actually looks like a grown up Steven
WEW
E
W
>>3385339
damn looks like you got me there anon
>>3385383
The unusual pet, a frog that can be put on a leash
>>3385356
i'd kiss him
does that make me gay
>>3385364
are you manboob anon
>>3385391
What did you think, he is the real Steven!
>>3385275
Every night I can feel my leg, and my arm, even my fingers. The body I've lost, the comrades I've lost won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you?
But, seriously, yeah I know that "I wish I was a pretty girl" feel.
>>3385352
Nice to see you too... P-pearlanon?
>>3385405
Yes.
>>3385172
pls jesus christ I need this
>>3385269
>>3385433
do not ship peridot
they are cute sisters/roommates not for sexual
>>3385347
Sugar wanted to fug Dib, not Zim. She was very mean to Zim in her fanart for some reason.
If you're wondering what the goat thing is, it's her furry oc.
>>3385383
>Feels superior to everyone
>Believes she's the leader, not the follower
>Swats at Steven with her tiny hands
Cat, definitely a cat
>>3385364
honestly, the family AU is one of my favorites. The idea of Peridot being the rambunctious troubled genius in footie pajamas never ceases to entertain me.
That said, I don't like the headcanon that Lapis is younger than Amethyst. She's canonically older by centuries if not millennia, and she acts more mature
...plus I ship her with greg...
>>3385434
Wasn't ruby the one holding the frog?
>>3385434
Ruby happens to also be a frog
LIVE AND LEARN!
>>3385455
2000% sexual
>>3385391
>If he hadn't ready had the job of creating the backgrounds, he'd be the voice for Steven
>>3385455
Nigga, like 99% of female roommates end up experimenting with their sexuality, it's a known fact.
>>3385476
pls do not ship my two faves
>>3385364
Is Jasper the aunt that has anger issues that always fights with her sisters, but still loves them deep down?
>>3385469
HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW.
>>3385381
Why do I get the feeling she still has her copy of "Johnny the Homicidal Maniac" hidden away somewhere?
>>3385456
Never mind, it's actually a bat
>>3385498
He who controls the ship, controls the waifufags emotions!
>>3385512
>Battie will never vore you
>>3385356
>Steven will grow up to draw beautiful background art for Peridot's cartoon show after saving the universe and junk
>>3385509
That's who this guy is? I thought it was another one of her OCs
>>3385426
I do like spamming Pearl, but sorry, I'm probably not any specific person you're thinking of. I've only replied to you a couple times in /co/ and I never had any identifying gimmick in either /sug/.
>>3385512
I wonder what her reaction was when IZ was revealed to be getting an ongoing comic.
>>3385456
>Sugar came up with Undertale characters
>>3385527
I thought that was a hot steak on the floor next rk the laptop
>>3385540
He is, I'm just saying half her shit looks like she read that comic once a week for her whole teenage life.
>>3385468
Is rubyt a commentary on the self dobut and selfhate in the gay community
ruby is a gay frog but garnet does nto like frogs
or maybe i'm remembering something wrong
i need to rewatch everythinb before new eps
>>3385466
I still think Amethysit is more mature than Peridot
at least Amethyst is more accepting and ware of the issus that the gems face in the world and against gem culture
they are both immature and fun,b ut amethyst has understands they difficulties of being anti-home world more than peridot does right now
but i thinkt hat's a big reason why peridot respects amethyst so much. she seeked ameythists approval before she was accepted into the family. she sees that methyst would be higher up in the gem hyerarchy because of her class, but she loves her family and she was and under developped smol and weak amethyst and was left behind against the fleeing home world
peridot has such wonderful role models in steven, ameythist and garnet and it makes me happy
>>3384408
>lauren posts new picture
wow cool i can't wait to see w-
>another mother fucking lapis and/or peridot picture doing the same half lidded or le quirky face
>>3385161
>losing faith in Steven
If I know anything. I know that I believe in Steven
>>3385542
She was too edgy to show emotion
>>3385527
pls stop!
i cannot handle this ship it upsets me
peri and lapis are too sisters taking on the big cool new world ofearht together on step at a time
their relatinoahsip is great, but it is not sexual.
>>3385569
Oh yeah, definitely. I bet she read Lenore too
>>3385527
>next arrival at the barn
>peri and lapis are now a permanent fusion
Yfw?
>>3385503
until Jasper
gets her ineveitable redemetpion arc
she is the racist aunt everyone likes, but no one wants to get into an arguement with at thanksgiving and christmas
>>3385621
>>3385548
Toby stole her OCs, she's going to sue.
When does beuatiful Zuke baby get her own CN show full of adorable space lesbians?
She's the best at Steven Universe like Rebecca was the best at Adventure Time
#ZukeShow2016
>>3385637
I ship Tobrecca (that's Toby/Rebecca for the uninitiated)
Pls do not ship Lapidot
that is incest and wrong
>>3385643
No, that is a terrible idea. She won't be able to handle the stress and she will end up committing seppuku.
>>3385643
How quickly do you think Zuke's show would crash and burn
>>3385443
>the only acceptable images of pearl crying
no one said she had to be sad :)
I hope Amethyst defeats Jasper, proving the Crystal Gems' strength and giving Jasper a reason to join them. Amethyst is the only gem who hasn't got much accomplishments and badass moments under her belt.
I love Zuke's episodes but goddamn do I hate her as a person.
>>3385676
Lauren strikes me as the kind of person who would just get tired/bored and pull a Hirsch, fucking her own shit
>>3385686
one episode of lesbians kissing
>>3385707
Zuke is the best.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>3385654
I ship Zachecca, fuck you
>>3385715
So right in the first two minutes then
>>3385466
>Pearl is the doting vegetarian mom who fusses over Steven a whole lot.
>Amethyst is Stevens cuhrayzee sister who can't sit still for more than one second
>Garnets the daughter of the two midget lesbians who's cooler than ice
>Lapis is the mellow ex-juvie who adores Steven and hates everyone else
>Peridot is the kid across the street who's a genius and always comes up with retarded get-rich-quick schemes.
>Jasper is the local lifeguard who has a thing for Greg but can't ever get noticed despite her best efforts
>Greg is the weak dad who had tonguve custody to Pearl or Steven would have been taken away.
>>3385708
Except she gives in during the middle of season 1
>>3384701
I wonder what they feel like too
>>3385707
She's trying her hardest anon
>>3385707
This.
The "I'm a depressed lesbian" persona went too far
>>3385725
wouldn't that mean zuke is cucking tang
>>3385728
>Jasper x Greg
this is an awful ship that makes no sense to me. Jasper would be disgusted by greg and greg in turn would be terrified
>>3385725
Zach's default face is "I'm gonna mursr everyone here."
He's sweet IRL, but he looks like he has no chill.
>>3385725
Zach is a baby tho. that's wrong
Young Zach really would be Steven if he had big curly hair
>>3385757
It's Zach/Rebecca, but Zukecca is an equally good ship
Reminder that Deedee is a fantastic singer, and needs to have more songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt1FgpTNI_0
>>3385770
don't be autistic, everybody knows it makes no sense, it doesn't have to, 50% of the reason people shit it is because is funny and the other half is because is cute
>>3385790
He's 18 now, Rebecca can thrust herself upon his dong whenever she wants now. Ian wouldn't be happy about it though.
>>3385725
>shipping real life people
>treating them like characters from muh cartoon
Wow that's pretty dumb senpai
>>3385728
>>>Peridot is the kid across the street who's a genius and always comes up with retarded get-rich-quick schemes.
P-dot is Eddy
>Jasper x Greg
I love it
But do not talk bad about Greg, saying he's a weak dad
He' is a wonderful dad that is alays there for Steven. He raise him single-handidly until he was old enough that the Gems could take him in to raise him to his full potential
>>3385752
Yeah, I feel as though Amethyst being a Quartz is often overlooked. She's around the same strength as Garnet without the extra abilities, speed and training Garnet has, yet Amethyst often never utilises her brute force. And her shapeshifting could easily be adapted to a combat scenario, like with her fight with her water double in Ocean gem. She obviously enjoys punching people, her fighting style should refect that.
>>3385821
I'm just mad because I ship Lapigreg.
It makes so much sense in my mind. She'd see everything Rose saw in him, and doesn't look down on humans the way the other gems do. Plus she would really help at the car wash
>>3385835
But they would be so kawaii together!
>>3385832
Ian is a beautfil nice man and i never wnat to see him sad
>>3385835
When you get down to it's not much dumber than shipping drawings.
>>3385172
Nimae04
learn to google <3
>>3385835
We're joking, we're not actually autistic enough to ship real humans. Yet.
>>3385868
Rebecca x anyone would be kawaii
>>3385874
Ian is not in that picture
>>3385838
I'm not saying he's a bad dad, just a weak one who's kind of a mess.
In the context of the show, it works.
If they were all humans, they wouldn't tolerate a little kid living in a van for some odd years until a house was built. He'd either be given to authorities or quickly adopted, since Rose died giving birth. Pearl would jump at that opportunity.
>>3384818
no way, Kiosk is alive?
Love you, newsfag
>>3385889
>implying
>>3385835
Shipping goes a long way I guess, I even ship words together
>>3385846
Amethyst with her shape shifting is llike an even more OP Green Lantern if she pute hir mind too it
>>3385894
Even Steven?
>>3385922
That's called rhyming, you goon.
>>3385897
that doesn't change the fact
look at this smile
this is a smile that should be defneded
>>3385928
God damn that art is amazing.
>>3385855
no shit
It's still fun to see him have second thoughts and squirm.
Likewise, his Murdercock persona was pretty fun to see fanart about way back.
>>3385928
i would cuddle with both of them
big spoon or little spoon
i donot care
>>3385939
Thats a verbalorgy anon
I mean just two words together, coincidence & fate
>>3385922
>I even ship words together
what
>>3385948
Ian has the jolliest cheeks, it would kill me to ever see them not jolly.
>>3385948
ian is pure
>>3385955
I agree, their bodies are a work of art.
>>3385926
Kind of like Plasticman moreso than Green Lantern.
Peridot is my favorite gem
but I ship myself with lapis
(yes i can ship myself, try and stop me )
>>3385855
>A lot like Rose was.
Was Rose the dominant figure in the relationship? I got the impression that she liked to follow Greg's lead, if only because she liked to 'play along' with the games humans played.
>>3385968
Anon, that's incest. Incest is wrong.
>>3386006
>implying
Are you telling me you don't ship Jenny and Kiki?
Reminder that Peributt is cutest butt.
>>3385948
Ian is such a nice, pure man. He doesn't deserve to have Becky stolen from him. Becky also shouldn't have to deal with losing Ian. They love each other. They're the real OTP of SU
>>3385901
I guess i would be ok with Pearl being Steven's official legal guardian in a more human world, but I'm concerned that a younger Pearl would keep Steven too herself with the gems and away from Greg becaus eshe was so salty against Greg back then
that has me thinking
i really want a Pear and Greg bonding episode/arc
they can bond overa their love for Rose
>>3386006
I WANT TO BE IN A SUGAR SANDWICH
AND NONE OF YOU HETERONORMATIVE NORMIES CANS TOP ME FROM MY FANTASIES
I'm gonna hit the hay. Goodnight, my lovelies.
>>3386031
If they ever break up, I will shove glass up my anus
>>3386006
>some mexican nerd posing in a pic with the Sugars
is that Pan pizza?
he took a pic with Rebecca at a con right?
>>3386079
Nope, this is Pan
In trash anons can post all sorts of smut, all the greentext stories they want, well besides /ss/ unfortunately.
Instead, people are just posting boring pictures of RL people. booo
>>3386076
sleep tight
>>3385318
There's also Matt Braly: A gravity falls guy who boarded lars and the cool kids with Lamar
>>3385671
But it's true love anon
>>3386098
>>3386000
I don't know. I just cant see the leader of a huge rebellion not being domiannt in a relationship, but Rose did love life on Earth so maybe she would have a soft spot and take backseat to greg
>>3386107
I want them to have babies, they will be the best parents of all time.
>>3386094
aww
Rebecca is so happy and nice
Pan is awkward and trying to play it cool
Ian doesn't really no whats going on
>>3384459
>.gif
god fucking damn it
>>3386139
>>3386164
Ian is almost always smiling but he isn't there, I think he wanted to kill Pan for putting his greasy fingers on Becky.
>>3386098
I don't ship Lapis with any of the gems, maybe because she is the gem I have the stongest feeligns for
If there were to be a gem for Lapis I would think it would be Japser becuse Lapis would want a strong, more dominate gem in the relationship
>>3385686
Faster than Bee and Puppycat.
>>3386171
Indexer pls go
>>3384711
here to a month full of these idiots saving jpgs of other idiots who saved it off pinterest and other shitty content aggregators
>>3386189
I really hope that Ian doesn't hate Pan
Pan is a huge fan of Ian's Lakewood Plaza from what i remember
>>3386202
oops, my bad
got me asians mixed up
>>3386094
holy shit, that fag looks likes he's two seconds away from spilling his spaghetti everywhere
>zone t-shirt
what an aspie
Gems I would love passionately and build a beautiful family with:
Lapis
Gems I would have a fling with:
Pearl
Jasper
Gems i would be friends with:
Garnet
Amethyst
Steven
Intermission
>>3386231
So do you just have amazing google skills? I get frustrated finding older fanart because most google links come up with ifunny or pinterest, which are usually quite useless.
>>3386263
Forgot
Gems I would have a brother/sister bond for life with:
Peri
>>3384792
test
>>3385460
I got curious and googled Peridot cat. I am regret. >>3385054
This is okay gemcat. What I found on google. . . not so much.
>>3385054
>>3386098
>No visible sign of arousal on any of the Rubies
They all wear skin tight shorts Zone, you had such a good opportunity and you missed it by a mile!
Zuke and Lamar are my fav Crewniverse
>>3386273
Please ravage her
then cuddle her softly
>>3385911
wil the rubies come back from neptune aftere they realize they were duped
>>3385728
tfw sug goes to sleep but its on 12am on the west coast
>>3386326
Lamar is a SJW faggot
>>3386326
I kinda ignored him before but the big hair tweet was pretty based so now I like him
>>3386279
You just have to scroll down until you see a tumblr fucking address or a deviantart one, and then just make sure it's not a shitty repost
It's not rocket science, or I would be rubbing it in your face every other day
>>3386345
I'm not even sure they know where Neptune IS, unless in this universe HW were the ones who named all the planets instead of humans from ancient times.
>>3386388
>a SJW faggot
spoiler alert anon, you are part of a big gay fandom of a big gay show
us spook social justice types are all around you
:OOO
>>3386329
the number of times this has been posted at me is statistically astounding, considering I colored it
>>3386448
haha, really? First time I posted that I think. I probably saved it from /trash/ before.
Orangkissess/Brideake is pretty popular smut
>>3386442
>:OOO
Kill yourself
>>3386466
Its not like it matters. You look like you're about to anyway
>>3386461
She got her panties in a bunch because of that one
It's still a mystery to me how people can get that mad about something as borderline autistic
>t. Indexer
>>3386466
see me 1v1 irl
m9 i won't just poof your gem
i'll shatter you
how long until another pearl episode i miss her so much, she only has gotten a few lines lately
>>3386496
earl a shit
most boring member of the family
Peri > Steven > Lapis > Garnet > Amy > Pearl
>>3386496
Lapis just got here, Anon. The show needs to spend some more episodes establishing her character before we can get to her and Pearl's shipping arc.
Do the Crystal Gems recognize Peridot and Lapis as their beautiful babies?
It feels kind of wrong to leave that much responsibility just to Steven.
>>3386492
for coloring it? He was probably mad because you didn't credit the original sketch?
>>3386520
>Lapearl
>Not Earl x Dewey
Wow Anon, WOW
>>3386520
>side character needing more time
nah
>>3386516
that's shit and you know it. pearl is still the most popular character despite le meme and le edge coming in.
>>3386572
>Lapis
>side character
She is the most OP gem with Amy at secod
Is it possible that for 100% of the time since the start, Jasper had full control of Malachite while Lapis only had control over the water-chains? As in, Lapis used all her energy focusing on just that.
>>3386202
God bless you btw
Google wasn't working for me
god damn it
I changed google's wording from cartoon to Lazuli. didn't change the links, but related images changed at least.
>>3386587
I love Pearl, like I love all of the cyrstal gems, but she has had plenty of storylines
It is Lapis, Peridot and Jasper: Homeworld Fugitives time to shine this season
>>3386618
still salty about your meme character being demoted to side character huh? steven floats didn't even mention them.
my late ate night bonding with the crystal gems
Big spoon gems:
Garnet
Amy
Little spoon gems:
Lapis
Pearl
Hang out with around the campfire telling stories gems:
Steven
Peridot
>>3386617
earliest result from desustorage didn't provide a link, so I'm wondering if an anon simply drew it.
I'm upset, /sug/
Can you cheer me up?
>>3386617
>>3386640
I wish the show had at least 15 or maybe 20 minutes to air. You just can't get a whole lot done or explained in 10
>>3386640
Amethyst mentioned Lapis.
>>3386656
No
Is anyone archieving these threads?
I just had a thought. . . Homeworld Gems as the Genki Girls? Sad Panda Lapis, Sexy Kitten Peri, Angry Tiger Jasper. . . Any bored drawfriends out there?
>>3386694
I don't know, anon. That's funny enough to cheer me up a little.
I'll take it.
>>3386587
>Pearl's handwriting
Even getting fucked in a bathroom stall for 50 cents she still possesses an unquenchable elegance.
>>3386741
desustorage
>>3386640
Flying Steven will lead to more flying bonding adventures with Flying Lapis
>>3386766
I hope you enjoy your summer!
>>3386496
desu I'd like more about Lady of The Sea. I mean, the whole season 1 is about Pearl and Steven, with Amethyst receiving minor developement and with Garnet proving at the finale we actually don't know much about her.
Then we get season 2, when Amethyst receives more developement at its beginning, then with Garnet revealing some other shades about herself along with Pearl, until the Meme eclipse on "Catch and Release".
If any, I'd like developement on Lapis, Garnet and Peridot. Lapis' story on "Same Old World" seems to be sugarcoated, and she's not telling everything yet. I believe she has more reasons to hate Pearl and she's not telling Steven in order not to hurt his feelings. Peridot DESERVES being more than a meme. And Garnet? Dude, "Hit the DIamond" revealed Ruby and Sapphire thing can be a little... too extreme? I mean, they completely forgot they were compromising everyone by the stuff they did. I just want to have more than a teenie brat, a living meme and the personification of the sexual intercourse.
>>3386655
>>3386936
Ame is the most neglected dawg. Thankfully she has a meaty arc coming up
>>3386936
>they completely forgot they were compromising everyone by the stuff they did
I think this can be reasoned away by Ruby and Sapphire being split from the fusion for a significant amount of time.
Their emotions run wild and strong when they're split apart.
From jealous and tough in the motel episode to extremely flirty in the baseball episode
artists you like but they seem like awful people?
>>3386992
So many terribly depressed ones I like such as orangekisses/Brideake. Don't think they're terrible though
>>3386941
I think there was an 'official' edit of that shirt
>>3386992
hitler
>>3386936
I'm having a hard time liking Peridot because I think they gave her too much screen time in such a little period of time.
I just don't get why they developed her like crazy while forgetting all about the other characters.
>>3386992
Zuke
>>3385589
the stuff she reblogs is cooler honestly
http://laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/145688331119/dukestewart-level-select
>>3387031
really? his perspective always fellt off, and he wasn't particularly good with anatomy nor coloring