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>>3367948
I feel like this gay dude saying "fuck you" is always gonna be fresh to me. I still have no idea what the source for it is.

>>3367920
That doesn't matter. Steve's ideals never changed and that means he wouldn't work with a fucking Nazi. Or betray the people he wants to protect.

>op image
Hnngh

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Keep this shit off of the boards, you spergs

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>>3367928
>tfw The CG's took the star as their emblem as a way to honor Rose after her death

>>3367962
Why would they kill it?
There is so much goddamn potential for this show to be a cash cow. It'd be like throwing away your wallet for no fucking reason.

>>3367990
I keep telling him about her nipples but the fucker doesn't listen.

WE

>>3367975
Its a gay porno that got (in)famous because of its hilarious dialogue.

>Hey buddy, leather club is two blocks down
>FUCK YOU
You'd think Donte directed the fucking thing.

Alright, so what do you guys do here to pass the time? /co/ sug told me you guys were a namefag chatroom so I've been kinda reluctant to come here but since the generals were banned from co I might as well give this place a try.

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>>3368000

>>3368002
>her
no

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>>3368009
we post rocks

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Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me

:^)

>>3367976
That's why I think it's dumb. The whole Hail Hydra thing is dumb. I'm just trying to explain how I interpreted it?

>>3368001
For whatever reason, CN honest to god believes TTG is their next breadwinning cash cow.

Either an exec somewhere despises SU, or they really really like their cashgrab reboots.

>>3368009
>/co/ sug told me you guys were a namefag chatroom
This must have been said by retards that hadn't even set foot on the board.

>>3368020
>lapis isn't a her
The fuck?

>>3368009
Slow when most of America goes to sleep, but it's otherwise a slightly chill version or /co/ /sug/. Also there's a lot of porn.

>>3368023
What makes you think anyone would ever be happy with you?

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>>3367976
according to this ret-con, Steve and his mother were indoctrinated Hydra agents since his childhood, he's been playing the longest of long cons this whole time and Captain America was all a lie he acted out, in an interview the writer of this story went on record that he's not a skrull or LMD, not from another universe and not under any form of mental control or alteration, as if hes INTENT on killing the idea of Captain America to the comic fans

>>3368009
There are no real namefags here dumbass

>>3368023
Is this Grimphantom? Because it looks like Grimphantom. I'm not sure how I feel about him making SU porn now...

>>3368009
Don't believe what /sug/ tells you about the other /sug/, /trash/ was a mistake because having two of the same thing causes elitism to grow since each board wants to believe they're the better /sug/ when it doesn't matter because we're all /sug/.

>>3368048
gross

>>3368009
>/co/ said you were a namefag chatroom
>/co/ said
Yeah /co/mblr says a lot of things, but them thinking we use names when JTS literally impossible shows how much they really know.

Which is nothing.

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>>3368026
then what's the Discord?

>>3368030
Are you really surprised?

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hi trash

>GOD TIER
Rose Quartz > Steven

>DEMIGOD TIER
Stevonnie > Rainbow Quartz

>(GOD POWERGAP)

>GREAT TIER
Amethyst > Pearl >>> Sapphire >>> Garnet

>OK TIER
Ruby > Opal = Sugilite

>YELLOW PEARL IS CUTE TIER
Yellow Pearl

>WHO CARES TIER
Lapis Lazuli > Sardonyx >>>>>> Malachite >>> Blue Diamond > Blue Pearl > Yellow Diamond

>JASPER TIER
Jasper > Alexandrite

>PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU
Peridot

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Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me

>>3368075
Lapis has a dick and is a her

>>3368025
Kids are fucking stupid and they are watching that shit just like Johnny Test unfortunately, but the 12-15 crowd isn't and that's where SU should come in if the CN executives weren't jackasses. They just throw away money because they can't comprehend catering to more than one age group, I swear.

>>3368068
/co/ was once a place of fun, what happened?

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LLNK, AMA.
wew, acronyms.

>>3368048
So he's had his memories altered. Since that's not technically controlling his mind and just manipulating it so he'll do these things under his own volition.

>>3368048
I hope he gets fired for this.
>>3368075
The discord is where we talk about shit that's hyper non related to SU.
>>3368080
>stretch marks version
Opinions discarded.

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>>3368080
>amethyst in front of Pearl
>Pearl not God tier

>>3368080
>>JASPER TIER
At least my favorite gets a tier named after her.

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>>3368080
>thick
>kiss lips
>fupa
>stretch marks
>thick

>>3368086
We got banned and started growing bitter causing a clear bias so we could justify not going back by saying here is better.

>>3368083
You're too late fegit

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Somebody once told me.

>>3368086
Honestly? This is gonna sound biased as fuck, but when [Redacted]fuckers came along with /co/ as their origin board. Thats where it started, going downhill ever since.

>>3368068
Yeah, we can't have names here so everyone resorts to avatarfagging and shtickposting instead. Don't jump down the poor guy's throat just because he was asking about the discord (which does exist btw)

>>3368084
fuck off back to tumblr

>>3368086
You grew up

>>3368089
I like your style, but I'm pretty sure the guy was just trying to say the Hydra Steve is the "Real Steve" now, but Marvel WILL backtrack eventually and look for a re-retcon to undo this

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>>3368100
if i had the non stretch marks version why would i post it

>>3368117
except here is better. /co/ mods are assholes and we can post porn

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>>3368127
The world was gonna roll me.

>>3368048
why do Super Heroes keep being put in the hands of Writers who clearly hate Super heroes?

>>3368130
You fuck off back to tumblr nigger
My futa fetish is a respectable fetish.

>>3368000
That may have been why they put it on their uniforms, but given it's on the temple is was likely their emblem before that.

>>3368009
This place is basically identical to /co/sug, other than there's porn.

>>3368059
The idea that there are "two /sug/s" is kinda silly. The overlap between /trash/sug and /co/sug is enormous, and thanks to the whole "hiatus exile" thing the overlap isn't going away.
Besides, why encourage silly tribe fights?

>>3368146
I ain't the sharpest tool in the...
...ted.

>>3368145
Yeah but the mods here aren't even really a thing here. People spam and break "enforced" rules all they want and it gets grating after a while.

Does anyone have a link to Uncompressed logoless.mkv files for these new episodes?

I'm having no luck finding them myself.

>>3368128
who?

>>3368130
so /co/ was never good I just had crappy tastes?

>>3368115
Are you really trying to say the stretch marks are a plus?
Have you ever seen one irl? Touched one? Shit's gross.

>>3368162
/co/ is just kind of a circle-jerk when you get down to it and they had this unwavering belief that we were gonna be the next MLP. The only worthwhile threads on /co/ are comic dumps and drawthreads.

>>3368162
Ponyfuckers. I just like to say [Redacted] because saying pony outright on some boards is banned.

And /co/ was good once. Once upon a time.

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>>3368145
>we can post porn
>but we have to stay next to horsefuckers
>we can post porn
>but we have to stay next to furries
>we can post porn
>but we have to stay next to babyfuckers

I'm not sure how to feel...

>>3368151
This place hasn't been like /co.sug/ for a while.

>>3368184
It's pretty easy to ignore what else is on the board so long as you don't go looking. It's not like that stuff spills in here

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>>3368151
That's exactly what I was saying though?

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>>3368184
Horny?

>>3368166
i was more going for thick and kiss lips being a plus, while fupa and stretch marks being minuses. Stretch marks are grody, dude.

[spoiler]>tfw i'm a guy with stretch marks[/spoiler]

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>>3368178
>He doesn't like Gordon threads

>>3368184
So long as we never leave this thread we never have to see them.
It's kind of like navigating through the warp, so long as gellar field stays up we're safe.

>>3368184
/trash/ is the underhive. Apparently if you don't look outside and stay in /sug/ we should be fine.

>>3368184
>we can live on earth
>but we have to stay next to mercury
That's how you sound. It's unnoticable unless you look for it, you can spend your life in /sug/ and never be exposed to those things.
They might as well not exist.

>>3368227
I haven't been on /co/ for a while. What the fuck are Gordon threads?

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>>3368245
>Batman you have to rape the joker

>>3368258
OK now I need caps of this shit. Also is your name Gino perhaps?

>>3368258
"It's not rape if he wants it, Commissioner."

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>>3368178
>they had this unwavering belief that we were gonna be the next MLP
As far as I can tell, that was just one or two dedicated shitposters. MLP became an MLP for a bunch of reasons, many of which are no longer the case. I really doubt there's going to be a "the next MLP" for another few years.

>>3368184
Enjoy the opportunities, and do the best you can to deal with the drawbacks.
Why worry?

>>3368196
It was slower and a bit calmer while /co/sug was up, but I've not seen anything that looks like an actual divergence of the community. There was plenty of evidence that lots, if not most, of /trash/sug was also posting in /co/sug.

>>3368204
Yeah, I wasn't trying to argue with you.
Sorry if I came off that way.

>>3368228
>>>/trash/sug
That should hide all but one or two of the terrible threads.

>>3368267
Who the hell is gino? Here's one that should give you an idea of it >>83654502

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>>3368245
Batman, I've tried to do it your way, but it doesn't work anymore. There's only one thing that will stop this madman's evil.

You have to rape him Batman.

>>3368258
ahh yes, swapping everyinstance of rape and murder between eachother

K. So aside from porn being allowed (thank fucking god) what is different from the other sug? This place seems slower, is there some shit that I shouldn't do here that people from /co/ might do?

Is this place as chill as the other sug?

>>3368289
Whatever you say G. And your link is fucked.

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So, /sug/...

What do you think some of our regulars would look like if they were characters in the show?

>>3368289
>>3368267
>>3368301

>>>/co/83654502

fuck me I'm tired

>>3368287
I don't know man.
I tried going to /co.sug/ but the posters and content really grated on me, I felt disgusted and completely out of place.

>>3368298

It's slower.

You can get away with posting porn.

That's it.

I enjoy trash /sug/ more because it's easier to keep up with with my job.

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>>3368306
Literally everyone would be jamie.

>>3368087
Are you cute? Also, is it hard to come up with witty things to say about our goings on?

>>3368306

Ronaldo with a different hairstyle and color

>>3368298
>aside from porn being allowed (thank fucking god) what is different from the other sug?
We basically can't rely on moderators at all, so our standards have to be self-enforced.
And trust me, we definitely want to keep our standards.

>>3368306
An army of Ronaldos.

>>3368320
>I tried going to /co.sug/ but the posters and content really grated on me, I felt disgusted and completely out of place.
Huh, okay.

>>3368087
What do you think of our other namefags/regulars/recognizable memeposters

>>3368306
Ronaldo

>>3368306
Probably as varied as the denizens of Beach City themselves. Maybe I'm being optimistic, but I don't think our regulars would all be gross neckbeards... Right?

>>3368320

What? It really doesn't seem that different from here

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>>3368234
Man, fuck Mercury.

>>3368366
I shave and I take care of myself. I just look tired is all. Work fucking sucks.

>>3368337
>Are you cute
I'd like to say I am, but that's not something you can judge for yourself unless you're a vain dillweed.
>witty things
I majored in Literature Arts, so not particularly. But I do get writers block like no ones business. I like to study stand up comedians as a reference point.

>>3368350
It can be cute at first, but everything becomes stale or rotten at some point, yknow?

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>>3368372

Venus is a hell of alot worse than Mercury and Earth is going to be worse than Venus in about a billion years.

>>3368366

If it makes you feel better I'm not fat nor too skinny and I shave regularly, cause fuck pubes beards.

>>3368366
http://www.strawpoll.me/10444903/r

Fun fact saturn rains diamonds

>>3368398
does that mean Mars will stop sucking?

>>3368366
I shave sometimes and have a job that requires me to lift a lot of shit, I don't think I'm at neckbeard stage seclusion yet.

>>3368366
I used to have a neckbeard. Then my balls dropped so hard they rocked the UK and South America got horny. It only takes a week for me to get a dark five o'clock shadow now.

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>>3368366
>I don't think our regulars would all be gross neckbeards... Right?
I try and stay optimistic and friendly when I'm on the internet, but I'm absolutely a gross neckbeard IRL.

>>3368372
That could be uncomfortable.

>>3368320
>>3368368
It could be a time thing. I don't know about /co/sug, but /trash/sug has a massive tonal swing over the course of each day.

>>3368393
>It can be cute at first, but everything becomes stale or rotten at some point, yknow?
Yeah, change is nessisary

>>3368398
>Earth is going to be worse than Venus in about a billion years.
How?
In a billion years the Sun's going to be significantly hotter. Given Venus is closer, I would have thought things would get even worse there.

>>3368347
I know that wasn't much of an explanation, sorry. It just had all the things I dislike I guess.
Trips, names, newfags, /co/ shitposters, gestapo, "suicidal" attentionwhores, other stuff.
/trash/ is no heaven and had its fair share of faults but I liked it here.
Now everyone who left for /co/ is back, and they're bringing their stuff with them. It'll be like when /trash.sug/ got everyone from the previous hiatus.

>>3368366
It would certainly make the show a bit more interesting
>A few dozen full on neck beards crowding around the temple and tipping fedora's at the CG's
>The one /pol/ack who constantly hangs around Ronaldo talking about the lesbian space rock conspiracy
>The one /k/ommando who always shows up when a gem monster does with a milsurp rifle
>That one guy who always stands outside the barn chanting "lady of the sea, happy as can be..."
>That dude dressed up like Peridot to constantly mentions how much he loves lady of the sea guy

>>3368422
Buy a razor and a treadmill you fucking shit.

>>3368393
Ah, so not a fan of Lady of the Sea, or Cricketposter or any of them?

>>3368430
>Fucking /k/ommando charges the monster with his mosin bayonet everytime
>the /freak/ leads his devout followers on a pilgrimage to Gold's Gym in the slim hope that they might summon their idol.

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>>3368087
Are there any other namefags/trip flags that you enjoy?

>CAPTCHA: click all pictures of tea

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Steven has wet dreams about the CGs confirmed!

>>3368366
I'm clean and "builtfat" but I'm looking pretty wild from skipping out on a few haircuts.

>>3368429
>Now everyone who left for /co/ is back, and they're bringing their stuff with them. It'll be like when /trash.sug/ got everyone from the previous hiatus.
Yeah, I confess I'm seeing a small bit of that too.
Still, if you set a good example things will come right - that's how /trash/sug happened in the first place.

>>3368433
I'm actually not horribly unfit, just kinda mentally screwed up.
And I'm slowly getting better.

>>3368453
He was just talking about dogcopter ignoring him, loser

>>3368438
>cricketposter

literally who?

>>3368087
Why are you giving yourself a name on a board where that feature is purposely disabled.

>>3368447

>in the slim hope they might summon their idol

I'm down to try anything at this point

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>>3368467
FIX YOURSELF

>>3368472
NEWFAG

>>3368468
What did the tabloids say about dogcopter?

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>>3368468
maybe , but what's more fun to think about [spoiler] ;_; [/spoiler]

>>3368472
Nigger he's been around for ages in both /trash/ and /co/.

>>3368493
>spoilers here
[spoiler]lel[/spoiler]

>>3368482
but I've been here for 6 months now.

>>3368492
>>3368493
Dogcopter all day
Regular dog dick or propeller dick?

>>3368438
I was. It was cute. But now its stagnated. If they wanted to keep things fresh, write other poems or ditties or stanzas.
There's a George Orwell quote I like that perfectly describes it, but I can't even remember it.

>>3368450
Cold Tea II comes to mind. Because of his Andromeda sized balls for digging up a shallow grave and resurrecting what should have stayed dead.
And that one trip who played the first mad libs game with us. Phallic Danger, man.

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>>3368478
I will lead you young one, if you would trust me to guide you.

Sick gains will be neccesary for proper tribute.

Are you ready to get sacrifice your life for raw physical strength?

>>3368472
We
Have
Returned
Infant

>>3368502
posting... crickets? I've never seen that

>>3368477
To let people know its me and not an imposter. I have nothing to do right now, so a stupid little ama would pass the time.

>>3368512
Heheheh, nice one

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What's your favorite piece of SU porn? Bonus points for Porl

>>3368517
Who the fuck are you and why are you important? I'm new here.

>>3368521
Pearl giving Bernie a handy j.
Someone please post it.

>>3368517
I have a feeling you're not actually LLNK and you're just trying to incriminate him and make him look stupid.

>>3368525
They're no one, and they're not important.
This isn't /co/. Not yet anyway.

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>>3368513
>Been here six months
>Never seen Cricketposter

He's the one who posts "We're back, baby!"

>>3368438
>>3368450
>>3368306
>>3368087


why are you guys so intent on talking about yourselves on an anonymous board?

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>>3368521
This

>>3368545
/co/

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Pearl is the best gem.
Fact.

>>3368541
I thought that he made a big deal of retiring that meme, yet I still see it being posted. it's almost like he wanted the attention LotS got when he pretended to quit posting

I don't think I've ever recognized his other posts in the threads.

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>>3368087
Who the fuck is Jim? I've seen him mentioned before, is he another namefag?

>talking about shitposters and namefags

can we not please

Twiiter spamming earthquake, is that all throughout the US? I'm a eurofag

>>3368585
>implying /sug/ hasn't been a circlejerk hugbox for a while now

wew lad

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The absolute best thing about /trash/ and arguable the one thing it has over every other board is that you can't trip or namefag on it.
Prove me wrong
Pro-tip: You can't

>>3368585
This.
Dump all your /co/ shit at the door before you come in here.

>>3368593
its 6.1 btw

>>3368508
propeller dick of course

>>3368546
becky is pure

>>3368596
Hey its my favorite class from Battlefield 3.
Aka The only battlefield to matter other than 2142 and Bad Company.

>>3368531
Is there some way I can prove I am?

I heard there's an earthquake in ameriza. Is Drawendo okay? They're a burger so I'm worried.

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Lacrimae Rerum

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Episode of Peridot interacting with the townies fucking when?
Kinda disappointing that the only real time there's been any real interaction between gems and townies was Beach Party.

>>3368633
>Kinda disappointing that the only real time there's been any real interaction between gems and townies was Beach Party.
There's been a few other bits of it, but yeah.
We definitely could do with more.

>>3368509

What about Merchant anon? He seems pretty chill most of the time.

>>3368600

I felt one over here in SoCal a few minutes ago.

But then again, it IS California.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGiueFRyKV8

>>3368632
...The Tears of Things?

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>>3368623
Absolutely

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>>3368662
She is a good soul, don't be mean to her

>>3368631
Is hit California, so nobody of any real worth actually gives a shit. And don't call us burgers goddamnit.

>>3368510

Fuck yes, whatever it takes to get a dose of orange beef again

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>>3368623
>Jew
>Blacked

Pure trash

>>3368633
Feel like Peridot and Lapis would be most interested in humans over the CG. I could see an episode like log-date where Peridot goes around beach city recording humans behaviour/ and way of life, maybe helping out somebody in the process.

For Lapis it may be a way learning how humans have evolved/developed since she last saw them, perhaps she can make some friends? *kiki*

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>>3368683
NO

>>3368633
I just want a little spin-off of an older peridot learning about Earf.

>>3368683
Go away.

>>3368653
Most those interactions though are under a minute long and primarily just quick gags more than anything.

But I can live with it since it's fairly established that the townies and gems have a basic understanding of each other to the point of being more strange outcasts than anything, Peridot on the other hand is a literal fucking alien with basically no understanding of humans and thus a perfect setup for fun scenario's.

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>>3368546
Wish there was more Becky porn

>>3368570
True

>>3368708
>Most those interactions though are under a minute long and primarily just quick gags more than anything.
Yes, but that's how SU does characterisation - little bits here and there.

>Peridot on the other hand is a literal fucking alien with basically no understanding of humans and thus a perfect setup for fun
True.

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>when u suddenly remember your NOTP exists

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>>3368722
Source on image?

Does Zuke ever sleep? https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/741185023726870529

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>>3368722
Rebecca is innocent, don't do dirty things to her

>>3368754
Well she has been laid off

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>>3368748
No idea, I got it here

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>>3368754
Gods don't need to sleep

THE CLUSTER
(How about that earthquake in San Diego senpai)

>>3368679
Im a burger and I call us burgers.

>>3368679
Only things in California are youtubers and weekend celebrities.

>>3368654
Oh. I forgot about merchant anon. I swear to god I'd forget my own ass if it wasn't attached to me.
I think he's a business saavey dude taking advantage. That's how you get ahead in murica, really.

>>3368768
FUCK SOCAL

>>3368761
Damn me too

>>3368600
It was 5.1 anon.

>>3368776
>>3368761
Ah here it is
http://owlygem.tumblr.com/post/113966320103/well-that-was-a-fun-stream

>>3368757
Holy fuck that picture of planets and the one below it, we've yet to see those

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Why can't she be okay?

Now?

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>>3368786
The planets are from the cookie cat rap, I don't know about the one below it though.

>>3368787
I'll leave Zukeposting duty to you today.

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>>3368803
Zuke is good, you should post her too

>>3368802
Deedee, Ian, Becky, and Jen

Whise the talk dude

>>3368774
Axl is that you senpai

>>3368818
This is the /freak/. Who's Axl?

>>3368768

See the video in >>3368654 for my response to it.

>>3368773
>Only things in California are youtubers and weekend celebrities.

And if Zuke's tweets (>>3368787) are any indication, the Crewniverse.

>I think he's a business saavey dude taking advantage. That's how you get ahead in murica, really.

Agreed, I just worry that if he's solely focusing on SU merch he's going to enter a market that's not as lucrative as others.

But then again, he did mention that he's a Disney Passholder...

>>3368787
>>3368793
We need to cuddle the zuke for a minute

>>3368802
Ben Levin's proud assertive nipple

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>>3368813
That's Ben, he is cool

>>3368828
Friend of mine. HATES earthquakes, lives in SoCal.

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>>3368836
He can't control his sexual lust for Becky

>>3368844
No I just hate SoCal because it's a generally shitty place compared to damn near everywhere else on the West coast, barring some other parts of Cali.

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>>3368833
Yes, everybody cuddle Zuke

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>>3368570

>Pearl
>Not Sapphire

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Ok I lied
More zuke

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>>3368862
Poor thing she's freaking out

>>3368852
Fuck San Diego Comic con is late July, they wont wait till after then for new episodes will they?

The hype is real there though, every year they've shown a never before seen fusion.

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>>3368865
Somebody please save her :-(

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>>3368859
>Not Garnet

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>>3368859
>sapphire
>ifunny

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>>3368865
>>3368862
I feel no pity

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>>3368868
Sucrose is going to torture us again isn't she?

>>3368862
>>3368865

These can't be legitimate tweets. How can you have anxiety when you make enough money to live comfortably for two years on one year's salary?

>>3368880
It's too late. The late stage lesbianism has rotted out her brain; She only communicate through incoherent Twitter posts.

>>3368832
He's not. I remember him talking about selling Disney merch at a cross meet. I once compared him to Scrooge McDuck in one of the recaps. I was joking when I said that, but now it seems true.

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>>3368030
One of the things that annoys me most about /trash/ sug is that like 80% of the posters here are futafags.
GIRLS DON'T HAVE DICKS.

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>>3368910
I just want Zuke to be happy, she doesn't deserve to be sad

>>3368893
The well-off must worry about keeping their money.
Also, public image.

>>3368893
>How can you have anxiety when you make enough money to live comfortably for two years on one year's salary?
Why would you assume that anxiety would go away if you had nothing to be anxious about?
That just makes it get worse.

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>>3368916

I wasn't going to post weird shit until you asked for it.

>>3368880
>>zuke 13
how many zuke's you have

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>>3368916
>GIRLS DON'T HAVE DICKS
Check your fucking privilege you shitlord cishet scum!

>>3368910
>that frame of jasper
Look at he torso. It's miscolored as her hair color

>>3368921

Meanwhile, if my ass ever got rich I'd retire to a cottage and enjoy living off of my funds.

>>3368916
That's a plus for me. I actually got tired of /co/'s obsession with muh murdercock.

>>3368910
Gee it sure took a while for Jasper to actually make contact with something

>>3368838
Oh yeah Ben rocks

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>>3368928
Many, many Zukes

>>3368916
Well then, it's a good thing the gems are alien shapeshifters and not girls.

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>>3368916
Who says theyre girls?

>>3368922

I dunno. My anxiety gets better when I get more money/my position becomes more secure.

I have Generalized Anxiety which is treatable without drugs.

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>>3368916

>>3368950
He does, here's a video of him playing music with Becky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTBFJ-gLi8w

>>3368919
Why are deedee and Jen always with the crew?

>>3368973
This guy makes me laugh every time.

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>>3368916

>>3368983
Somebody have the big guy edits?

>>3368978
They need reassurance on whether their characters will be okay.

Imagine being friends with the crew, the temptation for information would be too strong.

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>>3368974
Nevermind, he isn't actually playing guitar in that one, he is in this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwrVizVfUms

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>>3368984

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>>3368978
I think they're close with Rebecca and they get invited to things frequently, or vice versa.

>>3368989
This could be so good with regular dicks

>>3368984
>>3368989
God i hate this shit

>>3368987
Dude they've probably been told everything so they can properly do their rolls with end game info in mind

Also
>implying two 40? Year old women treat this as anything else than a job

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>>3369000
Rebecca is obese

>>3368978
They voice at the studio so it's easier to hang out with the crew after

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>>3369009

Welcome to 4chan, nigga.

>>3369028
Time to clear out the normies

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>>3369016
She is anything but obese, get your eyes checked

>>3369015
Technically, age doesn't really have anything to do with it.

I've met young professionals and old faggots.

>>3369015
I doubt they have so much info, Zach on his AMA hardly knows anything in comparison to the crew, the VA only know as far as their recording, quite far ahead of us but the crew basically know endgame.
>Implying they are not fans of the show
Estelle has a Garnet tatoo you know.

>>3369047

The crew don't really need to know end game to receive instructions on how they should be acting, you are correct.

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>>3369028
Way to remind me that ive been here a fucking decade.

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>>3369047
Estelle is always very enthusiastic when talking about the show, it's nice.

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>>3369059
We should've left with moot

>>3368430
>the sweaty socially maladjusted ones befriended by Steven
>the above mentioned who tell him it's totally normal for friends to give each other Pearl's soiled underwear

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>>3369059

Ten years? Cheers mate, I've been here nine.

>>3369074
Same. 9 years.
God I feel old as shit.

>>3369059
>>3369074
OLDFAGS

>>3369047
>Estelle has a Garnet tatoo you know

No she doesn't. That was a reblog.

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>>3369071
>implying Pearl soils underwear

>>3368984
>>3368927
Hate this poly garbage.

>>3369062
Estelle akwardly trying to hide her Sugar-induced boner
>is that a gem destabilizer in your pants or are you happy to see me?

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>>3369074
Fixed that pic for you

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>>3369093
Boohoo nigger
I hate gays but you don't see me complaining like a faggot

>>3368889
Imagine the screams if they show a clip of Peridot and/or Steven fuse.

>>3369098
Need gems pissing out of their dicks t b h

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>>3369096
Nobody can resist the sweet syrup of Sugar, she attracts friends where ever she goes~

>>3369062
>>3369096
That Garnet knows what's up

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>>3369074
>>3369084
Heterosexuality still intact? Mines fucking shattered.

>>3369065
Still seems weird that hes gone. I hope he shitposts anonymously still.

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>>3369104
I think I would cry if she ever spoiled something that badly

>>3369122
I hated minorities and queers.
Then I found 4chan and now I jack off to delicious brown traps and thick gem cocks.
Haven't seen my heterosexuality in years.

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Okay, finally finished the prep and started coloring this one. Decided to do the whole page since Peridot's kinda easy to do and I found an efficient way to remove the black.

Whose dick should it be? Doesn't really look "Steven" honestly.

>>3369142
Amethyst

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>>3368679
Stop living in Trumpland and maybe I will!

Good to know you didn't die in a earthquake Drawendo.

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>>3369118
If Sugar hadn't married Ian, do you think she would have gotten together with Estelle instead?

>>3369122

I was bisexual before I got here, I'm pretty sure.

I favor girls, but I can appreciate a nice guy.

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>>3369155
Sugar is straight

>>3369155
In her yuri fantasies only

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>>3369122
>>3369137
>Brown traps
Brown traps have ruined whatever expectations I will have of any future partner (assuming I get one).

'07 fag here, I like to think that I finally learned not to treat 4chan posts like SRS business until two years or so ago.

>>3369165
Definitely into anything traditionally feminine, which is why I'd go for a trap over a super-butch girl (although goddamn /freak/-women are hot).

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>>3369166
I somewhat doubt that sometimes.

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Why is Perfect Diamond so perfect?

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I know this place is not as good as /co/, but I hope we enjoy our time in this home of a prison cell.

>>3369166
>>3369167
Sucrose might be down for a once or twice off, but if she was cosplaying in a seifuku and Estelle slammed her against the wall she'd play along.

Zuke needs either a senpai or a responsible imouto-chan to take care of her.

>>3369191

My only regret is that I'll long be dead before we can adequately create hot robot traps with both functioning (and relatively life like) vagina and dick simulators.

>>3369226
Nice nice

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What are you listening to, /sug/?
http://www.calamine.com/audio/CALAMINE-Trampoline_Demo.mp3

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>>3369231
>he likes vagina's on his futa

How gay can you get? Christ.

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>>3369226
I wish I could be Zuke's senpai

>>3369243

I like to switch things up.

Sometimes I like to be mounted, sometimes I like to mount.

>>3369226
Maybe tang is just what zuke needed.
They can be smelly together

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>>3369263
Is that the fish guy?

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>>3369237
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWTdZXiIrrk

>>3369263
Their fusion episode would be titled Anxious Together. And it takes place entirely indoors.
>>3369279
Zuke's suspected young new squeeze, Tangite of the lil goldfish icon

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>>3369237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=999RqGZatPs

Cowboy Armstrong when?

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>>3369243
HEY MAN DON'T JUDGE

>>3369231
Been watching Nadia recently to deal with the lack of SU, and goddamn if a sexually Nadia-with-a-dick isn't god's greased lightning to getting me hard.
>You will never nuture/totally not take advantage of a sexually insecure QT brown trap

BUT STEVEN, AND THE DELICIOUS BROWN WITHIN

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>>3369326

>You will never be quietly cared for by futa-Priyanka, who treats you tenderly as she dominates you utterly...
>You will never get murder cocked by Priyanka as Pearl

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>>3369237
https://youtu.be/zz1da3Ew3Cw

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>>3369326
>>3369336

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How can Doug even compete?

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>>3369237
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq-wsxbhiSk

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>>3369237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at02Fvdhk2I

In The Answer, what did Sapphire mean by this?
>"I look forward to speaking with you again once I reform back on Homeworld."
How would she get back to Homeworld, and THEN reform?

>>3369442
Presumably being a rare and valuable gem they would take her back. After all she knew they would win.

>>3369442
It would take her a little while to reform, by then Pearl and Rose would have been shattered and all the important gems wouldn't have to stay there dealing with the rebellion.

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>>3369439
Wow, changing the genre of music can really help save a song.

>>3369442
>How would she get back to Homeworld, and THEN reform?
Someone would probably carry her.

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>>3369490
I actually like the original too. But not during the late night.

>>3369464
>>3369485
Sapphire must've worked on getting her reform times a lotquicker. The trip to Homeworld would be at least weeks or months from earth, and in Jailbreak it wasn't that long when she went from gem to regenerated in her cell.

>>3369525
Oh wait a sec, they had the Galaxy warp didn't they

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>>3369237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQt6jIKNwgU

The part 4 adaptation has been fantastic.

>>3369336
>She will never be horny and stressed out while working at home
>You will never tease her by being a Pearl dressed in lacy underwear
>She will never try to restrain her massive erection
>She will never groan as you give her a lap dance
>She will never stop out of concern that she's hurting you
>You will never spasm and grab onto her body for dear life as she empties herself
>You will never rest cradled by her body

Feels unaccountably sweaty man.

>>3369550
Where's the futa version of that pic?

And the Lars version of that greentext?

I just noticed Rose did a little wave too when she and Pearl went "Uh, bye!" fleeing from BD's court. Cute.

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>>3369142
>>3369146

Okay. Jesus that took a long ass time to do.
Probably shouldn't work on stuff like this without masturbating first either.

Anywho, got two versions cause I don't want to upset the shippers.

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>>3369643
And the other one.

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>>3369643
>>3369654

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>>3369643
>>3369654
Hot damn, you naughty boy Ellipses.

>>3369643
>>3369654
I'm not into that kind of shit, but I admire both your skill and your commitment to shipping diplomacy.

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>>3369643
>>3369654

>>3369643
Is goooooooooooood

>>3369643
>>3369654
Way to go, by avoiding shipping wars youve only enforced polyfags.

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>>3369237

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orhhsYl6Iho