Zootopia Thread: Cute Paws Edition http://pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T

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>>3364152
I lied
THIS is the last time I'm shilling this today.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7110964/chapters/16221359

I think I need to change the fic description, Im not too happy with it

>>3364172

Bump for new thread

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BUNE

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Excited bun edition

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>>3364264
THE LEGEND RETURNS

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Gideon's musky butthole

y/n?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBcWa4Ehoyc&list=WL&index=28
More for u bois. I always got a beat for ya

>>3363843
Quirky

>>3363868
This is my first Mountain Goats song ever. Interesting.

>>3363874
Hit me with it.

>>3363905
heresy desu

>>3364041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0FXnYpmy60
Here, you might like this. I've never heard SomethingALaMode before. Sounds good.

>>3364059
>Mainly, I'm concerned I might have trouble regaining the output speed I used to have (around 2-4 days per chapter for the first 4), and the fact that the second case isn't as fleshed out as the first one was when I started.
Writing is about pushing yourself harder than you thought you could. I put out about 1000 words of creative prose a day, on top of news copy. Or, used to put out that much. Haven't written in a week or two. Feels bad man. Some advice: "If you only write when you're 'inspired', you'll never be a writer" - Neil Gaiman

>>3364068
More saudibeats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axqdYp61gI8&list=WL&index=22

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>>3364312
I just want BUNE to come back

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>>3364320
n

I eat clean girl butt, not smelly foxhole

git out

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>>3364300
Cute sheep edition is better edition, edition!

>>3364329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKa2jzxyH9g

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angst edition

You must pick one form of unrequited love. Which tickles your schadenfreude more? Nick friendzoning Judy, or Judy turning town Nick?

I'm extremely partial to the latter, Nick being inevitably hurt by Judy after she wants to remain friends after everything is said and done. Especially since they still work together as a"great team"

>write 90kb + thing so far
>know that you've splurged on world-building without really wanting to
>know that it's got so much that should be cut
>not even sure if there's anything interesting there buried in all of the padding going to a detail where what the hell does it have to do with Zootopia proper anyways

PAIN

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>>3364351
why not both

>>3364383
Judy turning down Nick.

It gives me more feels than vice versa.

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does anyone have that gif of the multiple bunnies licking/nawing at the banana?

>>3364387
Wait wait.

90kb sized file?

OR 90K WORDS??

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>>3364394

>>3364383
Honestly I get pretty annoyed with fics where one friendzones the other.

I don't know why, this has never happened to me before and its horrible but I just hate the idea of one of them friendzoning the other for someone else.

I've become such a huge faggot

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More dewlap materiel from this artist please.

>>3364383
Nick friend zoning Judy

>>3364438
HERESY
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R
E
S
Y

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>>3364470
>not enjoying bun and sheep cuddles

H E R E S Y

E

R

E

S

Y

>>3364433
16k words and 90kb file on pastebin

God dammit elective amnesia. I had a feeling this was gonna happen.

I still gotta read the rest of the chapter, but I hope its not just Nick getting his dick sucked for being right the whole time.

WHEN THE FUCK IS THAT FAGGOT COMIC COMING BACK FUCK

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>>3364497
>Implying Judy is not for Nick only

No anon, you are the HERETIC
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I
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>>3364542
Are you referring to ComicAnon?

Or one of Weaver's comics he says he's currently working on?

Or what?

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>>3364548
>implying Nick doesn't get both sheep and bunbun

literally heretical / 10

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Does anyone else want / like really hyper-dominant Judy?

>>3364607
They're both faggots to me

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>>3364612
Like Dawn would want a filthy pred!

>>3364548
source of this image?

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>>3364639
>Judy goes savage on Nick

oh dear, you seemed to have activated my fetish.

Or, not fetish, but creative interests

>Nick calms savage Judy

How bad is it that I want to see semi-reformed Dawn engaged in nasty, dirty sex with multiple predators at the same time?

I mean all three holes being filled.

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>>3364674
Still my favorite EWS comic.

Also new fucking comic when?

>>3364639
Every night of my life.

>>3364674
>Nick just shows his teeth
>Judy being a rabbit goes stock still because rabbits are dumb like that

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>>3364674

>>3364674
I too greatly enjoy this picture.

>>3364755
is this a standalone?

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>>3364793
Here you go fampai

https://e621.net/pool/show/8423

Not gonna dump it though but here's page 1

>>3364329
Just Chapter 2 of Reichstagsbrand.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7045009/chapters/16175824

>>3364526
Yup it basically was
>Judy feels terrible for being a racist who tries to get a fox convicted of a crime he was framed for, getting super pissed at Nick when he believes the fox is innocent, and dating the guy who accused the fox of being the criminal and as it turns out is the actual villain of the story.
>Most of the cops are silently judging her for being a screw up
>When she apologizes to the innocent fox when hes being released, the fox just tears into her for everything she did
>Nick comes along and being the perfect guy he is forgives her without issue

Also there was a very gratuitous title drop in one of the last paragraphs which made me cringe

Man, such a waste. The fic had a pretty good foundation, but it just lost all momentum when they started disagreeing on the framed fox's innocence. And then Nick has to go all vigilante to solve the crime all by himself while Judy is busy being useless.

What a mess

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But really though

I guess heart-rate based shock collars would still curb population just as much, and it's far easier to measure a pulse than arousal.

Still, Nick teasing Judy to the point of getting shocked is workable.

>>3364329
>Here, you might like this. I've never heard SomethingALaMode before. Sounds good.
This is really chill. Thanks for this.

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>>3364329
>Some advice: "If you only write when you're 'inspired', you'll never be a writer" - Neil Gaiman

Or as Harlan Ellison might put it, "Suck it up, bugfuck".

But yes, you're very correct that if I want to take writing seriously, I have to drive myself to do it regularly, regardless of personal mood.
And that is something I've been trying to discipline myself into for a long time.

I'm hoping I can reinforce my work-ethic at this point, as large chunk of what stopped me these past four weeks was depression and depression's favorite band-aid, alcohol.
The depression is mostly subsided and I've made a recent proclamation to myself that I'll be going sober indefinitely, so I'm hoping my head will be clear enough to avoid any discouraging roadblocks.

So here's hoping I can re-adhere to "write something every day".

>>3364842
Which / what story is this?

>>3364876
Elective Amnesia

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>>3364383
Normally I prefer mutually unrequited love desu senpai, but I can settle for Judy spurning Nick because contentfags have been too damn good to him.

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>it's yet another "fwb literally never works out" episode

Can someone post avery and ellie? I didn't manage to see the first one

>>3364842
It felt to me more like Judy believed she was being judged when that wasn't necessarily the case

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>>3364329
> ± SΛUDΛDƩ - B L A C K O U T ±
yo, this is fucking SICK

>>3364639
I like any dominant Judy at all. I feel like I watched a different movie from everyone else, because everyone portrays Nick as the dominant one for some reason.

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>>3364759
hahaha NO

>>3364966
She'd probably be the driving force of the relationship but Nick would probably take the lead when it comes to stuff like sex for a while

NIGGERS when?

>>3364966
I've said it before, I'll say it again

Nick likes to be in control.

Judy, while she seems very dominant personality-wise, would use bondage and sex as more of an escape to turn "off" and give herself wholly over to Nick. It's a break from being "on" all the time and constantly trying to meet expectations. With this, there's no expectations. He'll use her how he will.

And afterwards there's cuddles. Judy is smol, which makes it easy for her to be the little spoon.

>>3364329
>First Mountain Goats song ever

Man, if you want songs that are about feelings terrible and being terrible and just thinking about what it all means then listen to more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjByx-eMVe8

Seriously though, I'd killed for Zootopia's sequel to have a melacony ending that ends with the Mountain Goats as literal Mountain goats playing us out

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Reposting for the late night crowd before I head out. If you want more, look up the previous thread.

G'night you dorks.

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>>3364869
Same thing about drawing, life is pain sometimes.

>>3364931
Maybe so, but the rest still applies I think.

>>3365017
I, UH, DON'T THINK IT'S AS PLAUSIBLE TO MEASURE AROUSAL IN THE ANUS. THE ANUS DOESN'T REALLY GET "WET" LIKE A VAGINA DOES.

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>>3365005
NOW!

>>3365063
WHAT ABOUT THE PROSTATE? SOME SERIOUS SEXY FEELINGS HAPPEN THERE

CHECKMATE ATHEISTS

>>3365041
Yeah you've got some good points. The biggest issue was definitely Reynard being a cunt and basically threatening Judy in front of another cop without any sort of consequence

>>3364673
First GRIS result, man. But it seems the author had protected their tweets now.

>>3364966
I feel like I watched a different movie too. I really don't get dominant Judy. She's new, inexperienced, gullible. Everything outside of "she's the cop and Nick is the witness" points to her being more submissive imo. Of course she took lead in the movie: it was her job, not Nick's. Once Nick is a cop too that kinda goes out the window.

>>3365063

Maybe not as arousal but I know for the fact that a constantly simulated anus produces an almost scentless snotty mucous that can do in a pinch

>>3364774
>>3364759
>>3364789
>>3364755
I wish we had more savage Judy

>>3364823
Reading right now, critiques incoming.

>>3364864
Yeah! It's a little something different, but one of my all time favorite songs

>>3364869
>I'm hoping I can reinforce my work-ethic at this point, as large chunk of what stopped me these past four weeks was depression and depression's favorite band-aid, alcohol.
I know that feel. I do I do.

>>3365040
I think anything creative is 90% hardwork, 10% talent.

I'm starting to understand the memes

>>3364954
I tell you man, Clunk will always have a banger for ya

>>3365033
>Man, if you want songs that are about feelings terrible and being terrible and just thinking about what it all means then listen to more.

BOY DO I

This is really nice by the way.

On the topic of songs about feeling bad, I think we all got shit tons of those.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7aLPQEfrFE

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>>3365090
YEAH, YOU CAN USE THAT TO AROUSE THEM, BUT YOU CAN'T REALLY USE IT TO GAUGE THEIR CURRENT AROUSAL.

>>3364468
Desustorage has a lot of search options, including for hash which might be good for what you're looking for.

>>3364526
>>3364842
Haven't read the final chapter yet (just about to) but I was incredibly pissed off when someone leaked Nick's report to the entire precinct, complete with "Trouble In Paradise" sidenote, and her first reaction was to get even more pissy at Nick and go on the dinner date with "nice guy" rabbit dude.

Like, what the fuck? I know you were already upset that he submitted a contradicting report to yours, but how thick do you have to be to not get pissed off at the guy who STOLE A CONFIDENTIAL REPORT, AND SPREAD IT AROUND TO MUDSLING YOUR PARTNER?!

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What is objectively the best quote in the movie?

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>>3365118
That's called inflammation. Pepto-Bismol will clear that right up.

>>3365106
too much junk in bune trunk

>>3365154
I'm pretty sure it was specifically stated that the report was available to any officer

>>3365167
>"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for prey children."

- Dawn Bellwether

Interesting choice of words.

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So, we can pretty safely assume that religions are similar in Zootopia to the real world, since we see that Polar Bear crossing himself.
However, since nothing exists entirely in a vacuum, we can also be pretty sure that this is some divergence in Zootopian christian sects, if only just by the virtue of everything being mammals and whatnot.
So, on that note, what weird fringe cults and practices do you think exist in Zootopia?

>>3365231
I believe there is an almost cult-like religion of animals worshiping the existence of something called "humans."

>>3365231
Predators worship Jesus as a lion.
Prey worship Jesus as a lamb.

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>>3365231

>>3365231
>So, on that note, what weird fringe cults and practices do you think exist in Zootopia?

I had a GREAT idea for this

It's a cult that worships Bellwether like she's some God, fervently believing that Preds are actual demons and that she was the messiah sent from God.

They have a ritual where they abduct one predator, and then "baptize him in holy water" which is just concentrated Night Howler serum. They then tie the pred down and ritualistically extract his heart to sacrifice to their messiah Bellwether

t. clunkbot original idea donut steel

>>3365231
The Church of the Naked Mole-rat.

>>3365231
Zootopia Waco siege?

getting Judy to decide if those were law abiding citizens she's forced to shoot down?
Then seeing that all of them are burning down to the ground, killed by the government that was supposed to keep them safe. (imagine the smell, just like chicken)

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>>3365195
OK, what the hell is retard gas formation?

>>3364383

I think it would be Judy turning down Nick.

Honestly, he has a LOT more to lose then she does. She may try several times but, she's still achieving what she sought to do ever since she was a child. It would hurt, yes, but she would be able to move on from it.

Nick on the other hand, Judy is really one of his only true 'friends'. She is the person that brought him out from the gutter and made him a changed man, he naturally has feelings for her. Even if he played it off cool, he would still be hurt inside from being shot down, probably awkwardly admitting his feelings to her.

I can see him taking the news much worse then she.

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>>3364497

>>3365209
Still, tho.
>-Trouble In Paradise? You Can't Trust A Fox.-

>she solemnly swore to not think about a Nicholas Piberius Wilde for the rest of the night.

What the fuck.

>>3365295
Praise St. Rufus!

>>3365264
There was a fic (that involved dogs, they lived in another country) where there were a sect of dogs who worshipped something like "Mann" and they had a penance ritual where they would hit each other on the snout with rolled up news papers. It was kinda funny

>>3365271
I think it would be pretty cool if that happened in the sequel. Like they never explicitly call attention to it, but maybe we see crucifixes at a predator and a prey house and Jesus is a lion in the former and lamb in the latter.

I wanna see that

>>3365231
I like the idea of a lot of species-specific beliefs. Foxes venerating Saint Marian, wolves having some sort of holdover related to the moon and/or night sky, shit like that

>>3365301
>gas formation
Makes you fart.
>retard
To inhibit. Retard is shortened from retarded development, when discussing handicapped folks.

t. my gf is an english major

>>3364674

I am curious, what exactly -is- the context of this picture? Did she attack him? Did he attack her?

>>3365231
God hates Predos

>>3365339
Apparently its supposed to be after Judy went savage. I believe

>>3365106
>andthenyoublowup.png

>>3365339
dunno.

I think Judy got savaged, and Nick had to restrain her. She just kept tearing at Nick and trying to hurt him until she finally came down from the high, all confused, scared and covered in blood

>>3365231
I've had a couple in mind when doing some worldbuilding for my fic. never used them yet, though.

Church of Naboombu - a fringe religion that believes all intelligent animal live originated on a single island that was visited by a messenger from another world, named Astoroth.
A lot of what they believe is based around an original sin concept, only in this case, the sin of stealing wisdom and speech from Astoroth.

The Sons of Frith - a rural religion that mostly exists in the tri-burrows; primarily among rabbit farmers. It's closer to a druid/pagan religion.

>>3365319
No I agree

>>3365324
Mongeese having a particular vendetta against one Saint Patrick.

>>3365382
Pretty sure Judy's family at least are christians.

>>3365003
>>3365023
I don't mean just sexually, tho it applies too I guess, but in general. Nick was being quite literally dragged around by the tie for most of movie, but everyone casts him as always in charge of the situation.

>>3365114
It seemed to me that her taking the lead wasn't just movie convenience, but a core trait of her personality. I mean, let's not forget, if it wasn't for her, Nick wouldn't even be a cop in the first place. She's driven enough for both.

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>>3365306
Judy turned in her badge for hurting Nick
Nick was her first friend in the city when she was lonely and hurting
Nick was the first person to believe in her ability as an officer, defending her in front of the ZPD officers
Without Nick she would have lost her job and be miserable in Bunnyburrow

I dunno. Judy's life was far from good before meeting Nick. Bogo had it out for her, nobody at the ZPD respected her. He means just as much to her as she does to him, it kinda irks me that people forget this angle. Just because Nick's had it a bit rougher as a fox and a criminal doesn't mean Judy was living the high life. She was doomed to fail.

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>>3365216
Amen.

>>3365370
>>3365386
Panel 1
"This is vile"
"This is wrong...!"
"This isn't you"
SFX: "Haa haa haa ha" (panting)
>Panel 2
"Who..."
>Panel 3
"Nick!!"
SFX: Ha (panicked gasp)
>Panel 4
"Nick..."
"Are you alright? Must have been some nightmare... Did you see something awful in your dream?"
>Panel 5
"Carrots..."
"?"
"Nick?"
SFX: So... (lift)
>Panel 6
"KYAA"
SFX: gyuu (hug)
"E-Hold o-"
"Wha-"
>Panel 7
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!"
SFX: geshii (push)
>Panel 8
"I was worried about what to do since you were having a nightmare, but...
"I'm glad you can't recall it!"
"Gee"
"You were worried on my behalf?"
"That's awfully affectionate, lil' bunny."
>Panel 9
"My guess is that because I was so exhausted and slept on the couch, I had bad dreams because of it."
"I guess you really shouldn't not sleep on a bed."
"*sigh*..."
>Panel 10
"So, in order to avoid more nightmares, will you sleep with me?"
SFX: chuu (kissing her ear)
ZOKU ZOKUU (Surprised moving)
>Panel 11
"? Is she not gonna kick me?"

>>3365428
I see the point you're making, but I also think that Nick just isn't as overt as Judy when he's in control. In fact, I see Nick pretty easily making use of that and sort of guiding her in the direction that he'd like things to move in, but wouldn't usually blatantly take charge.

>>3365429
>>3365444
>Panel 12
SFX: kaaa (blush)
"Th..."
"That's fine... If it's for that..."
"HUH!?"
>Panel 13
"Never mind; you'd just be upset sleeping here!!"
"Wouldn't it be trouble if you started doing that?"
"Nah, there'd be no trouble at all if I do. You know that."
"Whaa- Carro...TS!?"
SFX: oro oro "Uh, uh..."
doki doki (heart beating)
>Panel 14
SFX: GUI (YANK)
>Panel 15
SFX: dote (flop)
>Panel 16
"..... This con-artist..."
"My dreams of becoming lovers is lost..."
"*snickers* Well, guess I'm sleeping on the floor now?"
"How annoying."
SFX: kusou ("unbelievable")
>Panel 17
"Now, the bed is waiting for you, so now you can wake up properly later!"
SFX: pyoi (hop)
>Panel 18
".....Eh?"
"...... Really?"
>Panel 19:
"..... So be it."
"What should I do with this..."
SFX: Bori bori (scratching head)
piii skaaa (snoring)

>>3365114
Its about personality, not experience.
Think about it
Judy broke norms and went against everyones expectations to become a cop, even when the cards were against her.

Nick on the other hand gave into stereotypes and spent most of his life as a conman.

Judy is active and assertive, Nick is cool and laid back.

For most of the movie, judy does the leading while Nick does the following.

And in the end its because of Judy that Nick decided to become a cop

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>>3365447

I'm meaning, at that point after they are officers. No doubt she didn't have it good at that point, but after that entire incident I just mean Nick probably has more to lose then Judy does.

Also, please help me with this captcha.

>>3365409
Likely.

The idea is more that it's an outdated and dying religion, possibly observed in more isolated communities, like Summerisle's pagans in the original Wicker Man.
The mention of it being observed mainly by rabbit farmers is more for the obligatory Watership Down nod.

>>3365099
Thanks

>>3365560
That artist needs to work on Judy's face that could just be a random ass rabbit for all we know.

>>3365457
"Being all close like this is like a dream, on paper..."
SFX: busu (sigh)

>>3365428
Nick had his own reasons for being a cop, though.

For the first half he did plenty of butting heads with Judy, which is hardly submissive. He had to comply thanks to the carrot pen. Once they started getting along, it was more of a collaborative effort, but he let her lead because she's the cop. It's her case.

Nick is plenty resourceful, intelligent, and driven on his own. He probably would want to lead to protect Judy in dangerous situations. When it comes to taking credit, he probably tries to push more of the limelight on Judy, since he knows how much being the best means to her.

>>3365339
The source says, translated from vodka:
>Judy remains a little savagery serum ...

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>>3365560
Welp

>>3365545
You know, what could be interesting with that is if it ends up as a offshoot of the local Christian tradition. When the church was originally colonizing pagan cultures, it ended up just absorbing a lot of the old traditions into itself. So it might be interesting if that the Religion is almost completely co-opted by the "new" and culturally dominant catholic faith. Maybe a saint or two, or somewhat creative takes on communion, that sort of thing

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guys i want clawhauser to shit in my mouth is this ok or am bad person

>>3365590
He may have had his own reasons for joining, but if Judy hadn't offered, chances are he would have just gone back to the streets. Maybe he would still have gone straight, but he wouldn't have become a cop probably.

>>3365298
>just like chicken

If only non mammals were done in zootopia-verse, it could literally BE chickens

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>>3365625
How does a human fall this far from glory?

>>3365625
apply kill to self

>>3365023
>People have a different personality in the bedroom as a form of release
Smokey the Bear confirmed for getting off to arson.

>Judy has a date with a rabbit who turns out to be kinda racist
>He walks out in the middle of it
>And for some reason my first thought was "He totally left her hanging with the bill"

huh

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Is there a version of this without the force feeding?

>>3365693
>>3365670
>>3365658
>>3365647
>>3365563
>>3365550

Already translated, see
>>3365305
>>3365276
>>3365252

>>3365693
anon this comic was literally just translated check the other zootopia thread on the catalog and at the end of the thread you will find the comic

>>3365677
See, we joke about this, but actual research shows that this bedroom release thing is actually pretty damn common.

>writing Nick as having the same hangups and inferiority complexes that I do
>wants to be a good Dom so badly
>intrusives thoughts that he'll fuck up and Judy will hate him
>puts off Collar as long as he can
>Oh hey!
>finally has to confront his feelings of inadequacy
>almost in tears by the time that he's at his apartment

Is this good or should I start again? I'm kind of too drunk to know.

>>3365677
He just likes being burned and having wax dripped on his fur.

>>3365660
how would predators that have never smelled cooked meat react to such thing?
I mean, fish smells completely different than cooked meat. Would they be haunted by it? or would it be kind of rousing?

>>3365681
>Be racist and fuck off
That's a good idea if I ever want a free meal, thanks.

>>3365732
If you write semi-drunk, then get real drunk and then go back hours later to review / revise.

>>3365742
They'd start salivating and have no clue why. They'd want it on an instinctual.

>>3365725
never mind they just literally deleted the thread
check the archived one on desutorage or wait to someone to post them again

>>3365736
Judy's FeelsGoodMan.png face in the first panel should be its own thing.

>>3364383
Judy turning town Nick

>>3365625
going a bit too far there, lil jimmy.
Continue to praise the clawhauser booty but don't eat the caca

>>3365755
That's what I tend to do. Not sure how to feel about how this is progressing though, people may want a strong, confident Dom Nick rather than the unsure, clumsy Swtich at Best Nick that I'm writing.

>>3365231
Eating non-christian mammals was declared not to be a mortal sin if they are unrepentant, in 1096 and not condemned again until 1624

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>>3365715
Last thread's dead, will upload the translated part of that.

Also, please don't post an entire pixiv gallery in one sitting. There's clearly different scenarios in those, post one at a time.

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posting new art again for new thread

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>>3365538
Captcha makes no sense. I dunno, I see their experience being just as meaningful for the both of them. I guess you're romanticizing Judy a bit too much if you see Nick as having 'more to lose'. They both mean so much to the other that it's hard thinking of one being more or less okay with rejection. We saw before that Nick meant more to Judy than being an officer when she turned in her badge.
>>3365508
In a way I agree? I think of them as the Sun and the Moon rather than dominant and submissive. Nick as the Moon can still take charge just as much as Judy, but makes more decisions with her in mind, rather than himself. This isn't to say that Judy is selfish, just more grounded in her own ways.
>>3365630
True. It may have not crossed his mind. But that isn't to say his attachment to being a good cop isn't any less genuine just because he hasn't wanted it for as long as Judy has.
Either way I don't think seeing Nick as completely idolizing Judy is healthy. He may follow behind her and support her because if how well it compliments her energetic nature, but I don't for a second think Nick would ever let Judy disrespect or walk over him. As if she ever would, because she values him just as much!

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>so many people are writing things
>enjoy and compliment their stuff
>not just saying that but really mean it
>should feel good by comparison
>feel bad by comparison

WHY PSYCHOLOGY WHY

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Edits of Mead on his ballin story

>really real.
Rhyming in a sentence is bad form.

>expected to experience.
See as above

>his attention was grabbed by a tapping of hooves on glass.
"The sound of tapping hooves on glass grabbed his attention."

>that demands more attention.” He pulled a folder from the stack.
Change this to:

....that demands more attention.”
"Oh?"
He pulled a folder from the stack. "Take a look, Captain," said Wolkowski as he offered the folder in question.
(Just move some things around)

> In fact-” he quickly
space here.

>reporting on the implications raised by it.
This part feels kinda flat. Throw some Bellwether cheer/animation in there, or some voice. "You remember the talk we had yesterday, Captain?"
Fournier gripped the receiver tightly, and then let the words spill from him like they were poison. "I think I know where you're going with this, and I can assure you-" he took a deep breath away from the receiver to calm himself "-Wotjek is one of my best detectives."
"After yourself, correct?"
"...Yes, after myself."
"That's just the issue. The media is all over this thing, they're calling it a 'hate crime.' We need the ZPD's best down there, maybe a face the people can trust?"

Throw something tin there. Something that sounds more like Bellwether. "The implications raised by it" is so flat.

> a desk job out of your fur.”
What

>Spit it out, do you think one of your own officers is so thickheaded he'd take personal affront to his superior
This is a fairly far reaching implication.

>“'Nothing is wrong' my ass! You pulled him off the case! What, can't a predator investigate a crime committed against a predator?”
Really? He cares about this, in this very moment, more than his shop being set on fire? And that's the first thing he jumped to? I'm a little surprised. I see how you're pushing the narrative here, but it could be more subtle.

>Voytek
Who?

Anyway, here's my edits. Talk with me about anything you disagree with

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>>3365837

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>>3365833
Also, that last bit was for that mass upload anon, sorry.

>>3365758
damn, that's kind of fucked. Maybe it's a smell that has been shunned by then and totally taboo, yet it still gets most of them going on instinct.
being a pred is suffering

>>3365491
I suppose it's a very viable course for them, tho we don't have enough material to judge. Dunno, so from what we have, the more likely conclusion is that she's just plain more dominant.

>>3365590
Like the other fella mentioned, he might have reasons, but he lacked the impetus. Both Judy and Nick had to triumph over society's expectations to become cops, but only one of them tried it on their own.

>>3365853
For >>3364823

>>3365846
Post what you've written man!

>>3365837
Does anyone else think that /ztg/panda should not be so attractive?

I mean, odds are most of us are like not terrible looking. Just... average looking. But we're not analogous to a hot fur-twink.

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>>3365862
Last one.

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hEloo Hello my wonderful and lovemy lovely wonderful zootpia threds.

I love you all alll alll so much.

WE're all going to be happy now because were an in the threads!

I want to let everyon eknow how much i feel like these threads are so miss important, which I love. I love miss important guys!

I had wya too much to drik.

I am okay now because i love these threads though, I love you all! None of you should ever feel unloved!

Life is always reaally full of challenges byt you just gadda be strong and brave! IM brave ffor all my team members adn Im a big dummy so if I can do it all of you can acoocplinsh way more than me! Its easy! Just be honest asnd ask for the money, and for some reason they think you can do it eventhough you are so afraid yuu cant, and if you fail everything yoou loeve in your life will goaway!

Im so happy! Im soh appy ! I love these treads!Everyoen pelase tell me yoou are happy so I cann feel happy!

>>3365839
Never said that him joining the cops wasn't genuine. Just that he needed a push to do it. Hence, hes more passive than Judy is. Passive doesn't mean insincere

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>>3365815
>switch Nick

Switches are salt of the Earth guys, broski, there's no harm and that by itself will find appeal.

>>3365898
comic

go to sleep

you're drunk

>>3365910
I ont want to, i love these theads and they mekae me feel s o happy.

I Wanna go ooto bed when Ikm ahppy! LETS BE HAPPY! IM MSILLING!

>>3365815
I can see Nick having a sort of self-doubt in himself domming not wanting to hurt Judy like he was hurt by the whole muzzle thing, but slowly growing more confident as he gains experience.

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>>3365898
we all are

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>>3365898
Dude, people don't type like this when they're drunk.

>>3365931
KIlook how ahppy I am I jjust got mback from such a onderful dinner wand we all sceleberated and Im the ahpppuest person in the world

>>3365853
>Really? He cares about this, in this very moment, more than his shop being set on fire? And that's the first thing he jumped to? I'm a little surprised. I see how you're pushing the narrative here, but it could be more subtle.
I agree with this.

>Rhyming in a sentence is bad form.
I strongly disagree with this, as long as its not obnoxious.

>>3365898
go to sleep man

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The salty person from the Bernie roast comics came back

I have no words. Betting this is bernies alt because the account is almost brand new.

1/2

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>>3365746
>/pol/ gives dating advice

PLEASE THHE I WANNA BE AHHPPY WITH YIOU ALLLL
I ODNT WNAT TO CRY UC ANTT POST BECAUSE THE CAPTURED ARE SO HARD

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>>3365975

>>3365846
Shits fucked, man. I want to be happy for other writefags, but I get down on myself instead, like its the same thing in my mind. How shitty is that?

>>3365898
VRBs drunk too! Everyone do it and critique writing while you do it! It will be fun and people will laugh and like you!

>>3365905
Cool, man. Thanks for the support. It's something I have to deal with myself and it's spilling into Nick, but I think it's kind of interesting.

THANKS FOR THESE BOSS TRANSLATIONS

I LOVE YOU GUYS

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Hey, seriously, I'm fine, I jsut had a moment that was really strong.

I wanna just hang out tonight. No recordings, no fics, I'm really sorry, I jsut want to hang out.

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They're is clearly not enough sheep in this thread!

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>>3365958
>I strongly disagree with this, as long as its not obnoxious.

Fair. I forget who I said it to, but it's just a personal thing of mine. Maybe I've got the 'tism. Dunno

>>3365980
>>3365980
Chill out man. Like I said, people don't type like this when they're drunk. Or you're tipsy and largely over-exaggerating

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>>3364383
Judy is the first person that Nick ever let get close to him, and after she declines his approaches he slowly starts to become more reclusive, slacking in his work before eventually he stops showing up to work all together. Judy's confusion as to Nick's recent behavior makes her curious and she decides to find Nick after not going into work 2 days in a row, only to find out Nick accidentally killed himself with the alcohol he tried using to cope with the heart ache.


Such a mighty fine schadenfreude, anon. Why not just stab me in the heart with a few daggers while we're down here?

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>>3365005
>>3365076
NIGGERS

>>3366014
Whenever I see these thumbnails, I always see a rabbit with a huge ass smile with closed eyes

>>3366014
and that is fine, I love you just like that.

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Im actually thinking I love you guys but I like other said maybe I need ot get some sleep.

>>3366005
You're very welcome; I enjoy doing it for the thread.

If other, better translator-anon is here, I think these comics are helping me figure out IMPLIED SUBJECTS a lot better.

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>>3366032
Here let me help you with that

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I love you thread. I really do. Please dont think I'm stupid or dumb. Please just forget about this and tomorrow I can do bette.r

>Judy says its afternoon tea time

God dammit. I hate when I'm reading a fic, then something clearly british or at leas non-american happens. It always kills my immersion.

Not that I have anything against those things, but I always figure Zootopia to basically be American so when characters use words/phrases that Americans wouldn't use, it always rubs me the wrong way.

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>>3365880
Sure, why not?

http://pastebin.com/RXs56kAE

http://pastebin.com/184rhRi7

This doesn't have a proper title. Just like "Gideon Versus Corporate Tiger Guys".

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>>3366014
It's okay doll.

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>>3365873
>>3365900
Sure, he was more passive about his career choice, but I think that can be chalked up to a shittier family life? and more nasty stereotypes about foxes. Bunnies may be assumed to be incompetent, but foxes are assumed to be outright criminal it seems.

Also I think relationships is completely different. Nick seems mkre experienced than Judy with them. Despite being driven Judy is still incredibly naive. Nick however is cool and confident, armed with a silver tongue. I feel like he could lead a relationship much more naturally.

On the job I agree that he'd let Judy take lead. He'd trust himself with watching her back and protecting her. I feel like his more cautious nature would compliment her more zealous one. He's her support.

>>3366014
Hanging out is cool. Whatcha up to? What's got you tonight??

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>>3366000
>I want to be happy for other writefags, but I get down on myself instead, like its the same thing in my mind. How shitty is that?

You speak one hundred FUCKING percent dude. Agreed completely. It's a challenge to overcome.

>Also nice double dubs and then trips
>

>>3366062
Reminds me of Mike, Lou, and Og for some reason.

Please dont think I'm stupid, I had wya too much to drink, I just suddenly got emotional, I just wanted to be happy with you all because I really really am happy with you all all the time I'm here with you.

>>3366093
Celebrated. Lots of fun. Everything in my life is going great, and I just hope all of you have wonderful lives too just like me.

>>3366062
Judy looks kinda mentally retarded

Its mostly the eyes

>>3366030
Is it bad that I think that Judy even if she doesn't feel 'that way' in response to Nick would still try friends-with-benefits-ing him in terms of comfort?

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>>3365813
>>3365667
>>3365662
and i thought you guys would understand me. you know it would be hawt if he was gonna crap himself in public or something because he so fucking greedy and you take him aside quick park his backside on your face and tongue his asshole make him unload i mean what is wrong with that

>>3366070
Dude, you had a good day, you went out and got wasted. Sounds perfectly reasonable to me. Just make sure you drink something non-alcoholic before bed (water best). You'll thank yourself in the morning.

>>3366118
is the developing developing nicely?

>>3365853
One sec, need a bit to go over it all, but the shopkeep was just hysterical. He just latched onto something to vent at.

>>3365880
>>3366076
Of the two things, there's, as you'd expect, a lot of scenes missing between the beginning of the story and the lewdness later. Hah.

It's not world-changing writing or anything. I'm looking for something that would titillate a lot of people, though.

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>>3366150
Its time to stop posting anon

>>3366095
It's like the only way my brain can lift others is by lowering myself. Fucking sucks. Thanks, my get was pretty epic, I'm drunk enough to be laughing about it. I've been getting some good dubs lately.

>>3366118
I'm glad to hear it, celebrating is the best reason to get drunk. My life is going pretty well, at least I feel good about it; there's some periferal stuff, but I feel good right now. Trying to write something really nice to edit tomorrow.

>>3364468
http://tggeko.tumblr.com is the artist

>>3366024
I dunno, there are times when I'm drunk that my texts look like that. Then I "sober up," go back to fix all the mistakes I made, feel better about it, and send them.

Then, next morning rolls around and I have no idea what I was trying to write. Same sort of thing for voicemails.

>>3365855
OR here
thanks so much for the piece, it's fantastic

>>3366104
>>3366062
I agree with this.

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So /pol/ the movie just wrapped (Angry Birds) and we'll soon be starting that meme to end all memes, FoodFight!

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/VWcZ5ch2Qyv
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/VWcZ5ch2Qyv
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/VWcZ5ch2Qyv

>>3366221
glad you like it!

BUY THE DVD

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Hey guys, I feel like writing something, but none of the ideas I'm sitting on feel appealing right now.

Got anything you guys want written? Can be lewd or not lewd, though I make no promises whether I'll actually finish anything.

>>3366155
Its so important to drink lots of water. I need to drink a lot of water because I need to make sure I stay hydrated. This is a great idea, and I couldn't have thought of it without you.

>>3366159
It is all developing so well. Vertical slice for the entire level is coming great. I cant say a lot about it because as another anon rightly put it in the last thread I cant give away my identity and there is too much at risk. I have to get the game done or else I'm going to be seen as a failure in the eyes of everyone. Its literally the most important thing in my life. If I fail this everything I love will crumble away like a sandcastle being washed up by a wave.

>>3366188
Everyone needs to celebrate. I am the first one to tell my team to do so. If you don't, the failures mount up and they crush your spirit. I have to make sure everyone's spirits are raised. I need to be the motivator, the one who brings enthusiasm into their lives. We've put so much into this and I've worked so hard that if they bow out now I'm looking at standing in front of an audience with no excuses. Everyone has to be strong in the face of great challenges and I'm no exception. I need to ask you how you're doing because I really dont want to be in this mental space right now, so I'm begging you to tell me something so I can think of something else.

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>>3366150
Please no

>>3366253

I am SO GLAD I posted this because I read it and it reminded me about the water.

>>3366253
i get that, I'm just glad that, for once, someone's dreams are coming along.
My suggestion would be to bask in it, but still keep some reserve, because you would never know when things are going to get ass up.
but it's always nice to see you in such a good mood

>>3366196
looking through

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>>3366187
>>3366264
Question anons:

Is THIS naked Clawhauser okay?

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>>3366070
Hey no problem.

And I hope you don't mind me taking advantage of you in your drunk state, but well...

I've been working on the Dawn and Judy fic, just corrections and rephrasing so far, but when you're free and don't mind, I'd love it if you could look it over and tell me what still needs improvement, and where I've gone even more wrong.


http://pastebin.com/GUGRzEa0

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I'm in a bad state. I'm in a really bad state. I need someone to tell me what to do: do I talk or do I try to go to sleep? I'm comicanon if anyone forgot, I need to find the picture so you all know.

>>3366137
I didn't really take Judy as being much of a slut

>>3366304
You seem to be missing the issue we aren't happy about.

>>3366310
Dude, just drink water and sleep, You can talk later.

>>3366246
I so completely tempted to ask you to read something I wrote and maybe propose ideas and revisions. Really really tempted. But that could be kind of an asshole move. I'm probably too much of a shill already.

What do you think?

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>>3366310
go get some sleep friend

>>3366310
Do you wanna talk? we are here to talk if you need to.
And we will be here later if you need to talk later if you wanna sleep now

>>3366310
Oh, you're just a shitposter pretending to be hi-

WHY HELLO OFFICER CONTENT YOU'RE ON LATE

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>>3366310
Whatever you need. We're here for you.

>>3366310
better get to bed, tomorrow can be a great posting day.

>>3366304
That's completely irrelevant, but yes.

>>3366302
>>3366269
>>3366306
LISTEN, I hate drinking to excess. I hate it. Its the foremost worst feeling in the world. I can't stop thinking horrible thoughts.

>>3366326
I can drink water and sleep, and I can talk later. I need to listen to this advice.>>3366340
You are so kind and wonderful, you drew those pictures of me, I love you and I aspire to do such wonderful things as you. I feel like a failure and I don't want to, I love you all so much and I think I'm having a panic attack while drunk and I wish I would never drink again ever in my life.

>>3366310
If you're not sure if you want to talk, then don't talk. Just sleep.

No worries.

>>3366333
Go ahead! I'm not very good at critiquing, but I can certainly give it a shout and point out what I see.

>>3366323
I do, I'm just fucking around.

(Plus I thought it was just that people didn't want to see chubby cheetah dick. I didn't notice the guy's scat fetish at first...)

>>3366310
Drink a big glass of water, brush your teeth, and fall asleep trying to think of good fic ideas.

>>3366373
Sure, I'm talking about:
>>3366076
>>3366183

>>3364438
Herobun is not for villain

>>3366347
I don't understand I'm comicanon, I just want to be with you all, I think I need to talk to someone cause I'm just breathing really heavy and nobody in my life can know I'm feeling this way because they'll think I'm a fucking failure.

I need someone to talk to and I have no one to talk to. What did I do? Where did my life fuck up so terribly? I tried really really hard.

>>3366352
I need you. I need someone. I can't tell anyone. Help me before I say stupid shit and you all hate me and I have nowhere else to go.

>>3366366
Oh yeah, you go get some sleep and that. I'd just finished my revisions when you turned up, and I figured I'd ask about it.

No hurry, you go, get your head down, and wake up feeling better.

>>3366366
You really should go to sleep, it's kinda late.

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>>3366393
I'll see if I can stomach... Gideon. ugh.

I'll give it a read and get back to ya.

>>3366398
Disagree.

>>3366402
Pfffff just get off-line and sleep

Probably drink water, walk / jog, then sleep

>>3366402
Just stop posting. That way you can't fuck up. Trust me, it works.

>>3366402
The ability to post anonymously is a beautiful thing. We literally couldn't stay mad at you, because we'd have no idea who you were.

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>>3366253
It's sounds like a great spot to be in. Ive just been ruminating on my ex too much and this thinking about bdsm has been bringing it back up; she was my first, we were together for more than two years, we went through so much. I just fell out of love with her as a person and I was very afraid of my kinks, which just put more stress on the relationship. If my roommate was here, he'd tell me that I'm being stupid and the relationship was cancerous, but I still want it. I still want to have sex for hours with her in her shitting apartment, while listening to Interpol, finally collapsing next to her, talking about a future that won't and shouldn't exist, and fall asleep in a bed that's too small, but we fit if we cling together just right. That sucks, but my life is really fine; I'm in law school, I volunteer to help people, and I like who I am. Also, I get to write smutty stories and people actually like them. It's nice.

>>3366402
Dude, you should sleep.
We will be here later

Sleep now and talk to us later. We are here for you

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>>3366402
vrbune, go drink water, get some sleep, and talk to us tomorrow. We'll still be here.

I'm going to regret all of this, its all fucked, I've ruined everything, the only people I've been able to be honest with and now I'm drunk and I hate myself and I'm just talking and I can't shut up, JUST FUCKING SHUT UP! DON"T FUCKING POST THIS!

Time has slowed down. The Updating... at the bottom of the page... is 4chan down? I hope it is. I can go to bed and I can forget this all happened. All of this will be a funny dream and nobody will remember me. They'll only remember my failures. Nothing else matters. Try posting to see if it goes through, cause if the threads are dead, then you can go to sleep!

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>>3365271
>Lion was a Lionheart
>Lamb was Bellwether
>Lion did the wrong thing for the right reasons.
>Lamb struck people with a madness that made them like wild animals.
>Lion pandered and ruled by being loved.
>Lamb would rule by manipulation and fear.

Too deep, TOO DEEP!

>>3364954
Yo my post got into a screencap! I feel special.

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>>3366150

>>3366462
I don't think alcohol mixes well with you. Go to sleep and put tonight behind you. You're not in a very good state of mind rn.

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>>3365853
Kay.

> a desk job out of your fur.”
>What
"Out of your hair" seemed like it would stand out too much. Or is that part just clunky? No pun intended.

>the shopkeep
I just need to explain that more. The shopkeep was just hysterical, and latched onto something to vent about. Sorta like how people will do the most bizarre things when they're in shock.

>Voytek
Crap. I thought I changed all of those to "Wojtek". I originally used the English spelling of his name instead of the original Polish. 10 points if you know I'm referencing here.

Other than that, 100% solid. I'll get to work fixing it right now.

>>3366462
I JUST typed this. Why is it here?

>>3365036
MY.
DICK.
HARD.
AS.
DIAMONDS.

>>3366510
Ooookaaaay

You are either trolling or you really need sleep.

Discord. Discord is a chat program. I need to talk to somebody. Please somebody tell me how to use the Discord. I need to talk to somebody.

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>>3366510
Just how drunk are you?

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>>3365370
>>3365386
>>3365402
>>3365429
>>3365444
>>3365485
>>3365505
here it is

>>3366076
>>3366076
Dude, this is good writing. I don't know why you feel bad about yourself. If you want some views, hit up AO3

>>3366085
lewd fox

>>3366173
>One sec, need a bit to go over it all, but the shopkeep was just hysterical. He just latched onto something to vent at.
See, I still feel like that's poor justification for that line, ESPECIALLY with what the reader knows from the conversation with Bellwhether. it comes off as the author trying to say "Look, people are starting to notice!"

>>3366203
I have never written like that when drunk. Hell, I actually write better drunk than I do sober. What's the old saying, "Write drunk, edit sober", right?

>>3366310
Woah woah woah pardner. What's going on?

>>3366366
Comic, take it from a mentally ill loser: Go get some sleep. You will thank yourself. That's the drink talking right now. Also, drink plenty of water. Remember; You had a happy night before this. It was all good, and your life is on the right tracks. You'll get through this

>>3366462
Chill. Stop. Turn the computer off, get a big glass of water, and go to sleep. When I drink, I like to listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHuIyXR1e4U

it either makes me cry or puts my head back into place.

Turn your computer off and call it a night, you'll feel better in the morning

>>3366508
>"Out of your hair" seemed like it would stand out too much. Or is that part just clunky? No pun intended.
Ohhhhh that's...Sorry. I'm a retard

>I just need to explain that more.
See my comment above

>I just need to explain that more.
I lose

>Other than that, 100% solid. I'll get to work fixing it right now.
Godspeed man! I'm off to bed

>>3366542
>Judy with human

THIS IS SO FORBIDDEN

IT FEELS SO APPEALING IN ITS FORBIDDEN FRUIT

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>>3366462
Just try to take comfort in the thought that every single one of us is inherently flawed. You're no different as far as that goes, hell, you might even be above us for what you've been able to provide to this community. We won't judge you for your short comings... We're all human here.

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This thread is getting super fucking weird and surreal.

What the hell.

>>3364152
They were playing zoopia on my flight to Chicago earlier today. Literally tears of joy at 10000 ft up in the air.

>>3366554
I'm sure this is blindly obvious, but I forget what the fuck A03 stands for.

Or maybe I'm zoning out a lot.

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>>3366560
This edit exists.

also something something BE the bun

>>3366536
I have the Discord /Trash/ link, but i don't think i should give it to you in your condition.

>>3366462
It's not dead, man. You won't be remembered by your failures, that's silly. I remember when my grandfather died; I'm still amazed by him, fighting in WWII, being a race car driver, starting a business, supporting his three boys after his wife died, teaching me to fish, and fighting the hell out of cancer. Only the successes stick, man. Live with the knowledge that you will be remembered by your work and not the shitty thoughts you think.

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>>3366560
Yes, come to the human guy with nonhuman female side. Reveal in this superior fetish.

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>>3366554
Corporal Wojtek, the Polish soldier bear.

>>3366584
Archive of Our Own.

>>3366510
You've had a little too much.

I really don't know your situation, but from everything you have actually told us, you're honestly doing fine. Everyone fakes their way, especially when they're first starting off.

>>3366585
The non-edited version appeals to me so much.

I don't know.

Weaver's Judy would probably consider doing a human woman. Or guy.

Actually, I still kind of, actually, really want Weaver Bonnie still.

>/so much heresy/

Is real trash hours>>3366575

>>3366554
Bye, bye

Sleep well

>>3365882
>Does anyone else think that /ztg/panda should not be so attractive?
yeah but then what will I do when I draw porn of them???

>>3365882
>hot fur-twink.
what makes you think it's a guy?

>>3366581
Sounds like a really cozy flight anon.

>>3366614
Thanks.

Where has the zookeeper gone?

>>3366644
Please keep him as a guy.

Please preserve the sanctity of hardcore dick-on-dick /ztg/ sodomy.

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>>3366581
Sounds like that was a very enjoyable flight, anon.

>>3365560
> pawpads
Actual fucking trash.

>>3366661
If you have any interest in making an account on AO3, you should sign up sooner than latter because you gotta wait for an invite after putting in your email, which can take a few days
Took me about 2 days to get mine

I guess Comicanon just went to sleep. I think i'll be going to bed too, have a goodnight people.

>>3366686
>Please keep him as a guy.
I find the androgynous aspect extremely convenient

does any one have the link to the archived past thread ?

>>3366554
>I have never written like that when drunk. Hell, I actually write better drunk than I do sober.
Same, when I'm -kind- of drunk. There's a difference between comfy drunk and smashed, though. Comfy drunk me is confident about my skill and wants to get ideas onto paper, even if the execution is a bit sloppy. Smashed drunk me hammers out paragraph after paragraph of complete gibberish, then gets sidetracked by more alcohol and throwing up.

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>>3366711
It's a sentiment I can agree with, too.

Goodnight /trash/

>>3366550
It's kinda hard to make sense of what's going on. I don't know if I'm reading it in the right order or what. I'm just not understanding it.

>>3366698
I'm not really sure if I want to do that or not anyways in the first place.

I wouldn't call it lacking confidence (although I sure as hell have an issue with that, despite writing a bunch of various things before), maybe it's more like I don't know how invested in a lasting sense I want to be in this fandom or not.

>>3366550
this guy likes to put nick in the friend zone
I hope in future comics he make them a real couple

>>3366644
I like trahspanda as a girl