/sug/ "Lady Of The Bulkhead" edition >Summer o

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We're back, baby!!!!!!!!

rest in piss /trash/ /sug/

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>>3346947
Oh god, I spent this whole time refreshing the catalog nervously with increasing desperation.
Thanks for making a thread.

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>>3347066

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>>3347099
ha

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did you know pearl is a footfag?

>>3347256
Good.
I could go for giving/getting a nice friendly footjob.

>>3347256
>Pearl discovers that Greg has the most beautiful feet in existence

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>>3347256
Yes.

>>3347286
>she faps furiously to them and cries after every time

>>3347288
does that count as molestation?

>>3347472
No if he likes it.

>>3347500
fangs are a meme fetish

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>>3347511
I dunno anon, I like them.
What's so memey about them?

>>3347511
People say dicks are a meme fetish too.
Those people are wrong

>>3347524
dicks aren't a meme fetish, but fangs are

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>>3347544
How are they a fetish, doof?

>>3347280
only if you have huge beautiful pink feet or if you're steven

>>3347544
Well I'm glad someone finally respects my proud traditional fetish heritage that stretches back hundreds of years to the original bronze sculpture of Hermaphroditus by Polycles.

>>3347581
Well I got huge and pink down.
It's a few years too late for beautiful

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Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me

>>3347650
She wouldn't

>>3347650
I don't like Lapis, anon.
But I like you.
And I want to like Lapis.

>>3347650
PLAY WITH HER FUCKING NIPPLES IF YOU WANT HER TO BE HAPPY
How many times do I have to say it?
I even went to /co/ to say it.
You gotta listen motherfucker.

>>3347731
you got a weird brand of autism anon

>>3347764
It's not autism, it's Advice™

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>>3347731
>>3347807
Men and women have the same number of nerves in their nipples.

Do YOU like your nipples fucked with? Because shes not guaranteed too either.

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>"Well what are you waiting for, stupid?"
>"Get in the water. It's warm, I swear."
>Peridot stares at you, rolling her eyes.
What do you do?

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>>3347880
Don't argue with me okay, I know what I'm talking about.
Trust me.

>>3347888
I do exactly what she asks, get into the warm water with her.

>>3347914
>You slowly make your way into the water and stand next to Peridot.
>It's nice and warm, just like she said.
>Peridot giggles a little as she splashes you with whater.
>Now what?

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>>3347928
PANIC AND GET BACK OUT I DIDN'T THINK THIS FAR AHEAD FUCK

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>>3347928
I put my head under the water and try to drown myself

>>3347928
Overcome by sudden animalistic lust, I leap towards Peridot, grabbing the green goblin and tearing her top off.
Her cries do nothing to dissuade me as I begin tweaking her little lime nipples.
I rip her bottom off as well, and slide my wet cock into her warm pussy.
As I thrust I wrap my hands around her tiny throat and squeeze, but not too hard.
I kiss her chest and nibble her tiny tits while she moans feebly.

Then I go to sleep because it's 4:15 am

>>3347938
>In a panic, you jump back to the dry, sandy shore.
>Peridot stares at you, internally questioning why you did that.
>>3347945
>You slam headfirst into the sand, leaving a barely recognizable face-print.
>You inhale as hard as you can but cough when you feel sand blowing up your nose.
>"What the fuck."
>>3347954
>You do all that.
>Peridot stands there, frozen in shock, as you drool over her naked tits, dick still throbbing in her snatch.
>Peridot starts tearing up and slightly shivering. What the fuck just happened.
>"What the fuck just happened?" She thinks out loud, mortified.
>Now what?

>>3347928
Splash her back

>>3347986
>...you lightly and limply wave your arm, splashing her back.
>You're still sleeping rather deeply. Peridot is still crying and trying to cover herself from the surrounding crowd

>>3347984
force myself to stay underwater, attempt to stay until I pass out

>>3347995
say "It's just a prank bro, you're on camera!" as I point to a bush where Amethyst was disguised as a trash can, manning a camera on a tripod the whole time.

>>3348010
I wake up before saying that though

>>3347997
>You apply little force to your body to make it flop over to the side, sliding your dick out of Peridot.
>She quickly covers her groin as you fall, and remain, face-down into the shallow water.
>She hastily collects whatever large shreds remaining of her bikini and tries to put them back on.
>>3348010
>You gurgle something that turns to nothing but bubbles popping out of the surface of the water you're currently drowning in.
>Your hand ominously points towards a very odd bush.
>>3348023
>Rewriting that, you get up from your nap and stand up, stopping your drowning process.
>You say your line and do your pointing.
>"P-Prank!? W-What! You j-just ra-- A-AMETHYST!"
>Peridot tries to keep her privates covered as she runs out of the water and hurries towards Amethyst, furious.

>>3348040
Back into the water. Drowning part two. This time swim into deeper water

>>3348040
I snicker to myself, because the real prank will be showing the tape of my rape to Steven; he'll be mortified I stole his crushes virginity in a hilarious waist high water rape.

>>3348059
>As Peridot gives Amethyst a good beat-down, along with the camera's tape, you fall face-first into the water again, and slowly paddle yourself into the deeper parts of the water.
>Peridot is running back towards you after stealing Amethyst's swimwear, leaving the camera-gem naked, which she didn't seem to mind too much.
>>3348072
>You opening your mouth was a bad idea, as you promptly feel it fill with dirty ocean water.
>You gag and quickly spit it out, and hold your nose shut as you drown away.
>Your ears are disgustingly filled with water.

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>>3347472
It might.

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>>3348103
I inhale the water deeply, and smile to myself.
I finally fucked my waifu.
She'll be traumatized by this event for centuries to come.
A little bit of my previously spilt semen gets into my lungs.
Ew.
The light fades from my stinging rapist eyes and I close them one last time.
This is what it means to be human
The gems could never understand

>>3348103
>>3348137
Sink into the depths of the ocean, content in my last revelations and burial at sea

>>3348148
>>3348137
I think of Peri's nips once before I go

>>3348137
>You do that.
>You feel your life fading...
>You suddenly feel a burning sensation on your cheeks. Your face hurts.
>Being dead sucks, you think.
>>3348148
>It doesn't matter. You drown, and slowly make your way to the bottom.
>As you approach the muddy, dirty, dark ground, you hear a muffled voice screaming at you.
>Your cheeks start burning again.
>You can't exactly make out what the muffled noise is saying. Your ears are filled with too much water.
>You're surprised you're still awake. And somewhat conscious.
>>3348165
>A vision of Peridot's petite, flat chest crosses your mind again. You smile contently as you hold your hands out, and grope them.
>wait, you're groping them. You can actually grope and feel Peridot's soft mounds.
>The burning in your cheeks is much more severe.

>>3348174
FURTHER INTO THE WATER, WE'RE TAKING THIS TO THE GRAVE, DOWN INTO THE ABYSS WE GO

>>3348174
'Ah', I think. 'Must be the semen and vaginal fluids. Peridot probably has chlamydia from all that time aboard a spaceship. That's what happened to Neil Armstrong, God bless his soul'.
I continue groping the rolling Irish hills as I die.

>>3348199
>You paddle some more, swimming further into the endless wet death-grave.
>The scenery doesn't change much. Where is this promised land of light-free darkness and moist aquatic horrorterrors?
>You keep paddling.
>>3348204
>And groping. The soft flesh of Peridot's rack are nothing but great company as you venture further deep into the ocean's bottom.
>Too dark to see anything, you try to imagine where Peridot's nipples are, the image still fresh in your rotted, choking brain.
>You easily find them and give them a firm pinch, and a little twist.
>The burning in your cheeks is getting unbearable. You feel a sudden pressure slam against your sensitive testicles.

>>3348237
"TESTICLE PIRHANAS, HELP!" I attempt to scream in abject horror as I feel their tiny evil teeth.
So this is hell

>>3348264
And then I fall asleep for real this time so I can wake up for my 8am class.

>>3348237
>>3348284
After waking up, I reach into the drawer of my bedside table, pull out a gun, and proceed to paint the wall behind me with the contents of my skull.

Fuck 8ams

>>3348297
>tfw mossberg too large to fit in my nightstand
One day I'll have it close enough to blow my head off without thinking stopping me

>>3348264
>You gurgle something with your saltwater-filled lungs.
>not only do you babble garbage, but the pain is surprisingly excruciating.
>You scream for your hungry fish's help again, only to repeat the cycle of gurgling and pain.
>The pain is getting unbearable in your crotch.
>>3348284
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>what the shit, why is the ocean beeping
>BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP
>WHY IS IT SO LOUD
>BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP
>You jolt awake, sweaty, at 6 AM in the morning.
>You're still in your bed, sleeping next to your girlfriend, who is still sound asleep next to you.
>God, what a fucking dream.
>>3348297
>The pain you still mildly feel is overwhelming. You reach into your night stand and pull out your good ol' six shooter, aiming it at your throbbing head.
>Sigh. It's been long, old pal.
>You squeeze the trigger.
>Not dead, you look at the gun.
>Half-asleep, you've walked into the kitchen already and grabbed a banana.
>it's squished contents lather your sleepy, twitchy hand.
>>3348315
>You remember you don't even have a gun. Thanks, state laws!
>You're in your kitchen now. Your girlfriend is still probably asleep, as she has a very empty and lazy day today.
What do you do, at 6:05 AM, half-asleep in your kitchen?

>>3348343
punch myself in the jaw

>>3348343
i go back to my room, pull my girlfriend's pants off, and start masturbating until I cum on her green ass.
It's Peridot.
My girlfriend is Peridot.
Yes.

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Testing.

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Lady of the ocean
Causing a commotion
Surely isn't safe to bottle up these bad emotions

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Do people really think breasts like these are attractive?

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>>3347650
It's nice to wake up to you. Love you!

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>>3348610
I like these kind of breasts

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Love Pearl

>>3348984
Nah

>>3348984
I would love her penis.

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Лeв этo AЛMAЗ(Пинки, Poзa Квapц-1/2 aля Poзoвый Aлмaз, Блюи "мaтpиapхaтa Дaймoндoв" Aлмaзик-1/2, Baйт ДAЙMOHД-Poзoвый и т.д.)

>>3348610
>banana breasts
Bruce Timm.

>>3349182
Anon we wont have banannas much longer. Cherish them while you can

>>3348993
Anyone would

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>>3349439
Anyone straight anyway.

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>>3349509
Naturally

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>>3349439
But I like vaginas.
I'm a vagina man!

>>3349564
That's perfectly fine, as long as you're willing to stroke her while you use it.

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>>3349564
Awww, he likes vaginas.
That's so cute.

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>>3348993
So would Steven.

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>>3349666

poil

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>>3349749
Has no ears

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>>3349755
Only tears

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>>3349767
For fears

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>>3347500

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>tfw no Pearl
No Pearl no live

>>3349965
Bye

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Anyone else get those orgasm shivers in the shower?

>>3349994
Mmmmmaybe

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>>3350003

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>>3349994
Is that something that happens to girls?

>>3350090
>>3349994
A-are you a girl?
Let me cum on your face while you masturbate in the shower.

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>>3350090
>>3350106

>>3350163
It's not an unreasonable request.

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>>3349994
Can't say that I do.

>>3350163
>Says something weird
>Surprised when people say something weird in return

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>>3350242
I didn't say anything weird. I asked because I'm male and have never experienced anything close to that.

>>3350268
>I asked because I'm male
That makes it even more weird then.

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>>3350189
Sorry anon, i have a penis.

>>3350214
Lucky me i guess. And that one other anon.

>>3350242
How was i supposed to know its weird?

Everyone has those hidden rituals that are totally normal. Like peeing on the sides of the toilet bowl because its quieter

>>3350284
My request still stands

guys I'm sick

>>3350382
We're all sick

>>3350382
Can I cum on your face to make it better?

>>3350423
Healing cum?

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>>3350434
Ssssssuuuuure

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>>3350458
>Took my image JUST before i posted it

>>3350406
that too, but literally sick. fever for two days straight
>>3350423
give me two weeks

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are we ERP now?

gosh I thought these threads couldn't go any low but oh how I was mistaken

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>>3350508
I don't see the ERP

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>>3350531
this thing that is happening, whatever it is

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>>3350536
Nothing is happening

>>3350536
It's more like E, there's no RP

>>3350382
Then go to the chemist and buy some medicine

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>>3350549
>>3350553

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>>3348350
>You think it's a great idea to hit yourself.
>You swing your burly arm and punch yourself in the jaw.
>Yep. You're painfully awake now.
>At least you won't commit suicide by banana.
>Speaking of, you got some of the banana you squished on your chin.
>You move your jaw a little, making sure you didn't accidentally break it or something.
>Everything's good, it seems.
>>3348366
>You easily pop a random boner for no reason.
>Knowing your girlfriend probably doesn't mind, you head back to your bedroom and pull the blanket off your beautiful green alien, Peridot.
>You've been dating for a long while now. You're thankful for her.
>She's green, mean, cute and very up for fucking whenever you want. Literally perfect.
>Yes.
>She turns around a little, getting a little bit of goosebumps on her skin.
>You slowly and carefully remove her alien-pattern panties, and start jerking your meat over her sleeping body.
>She's so cute when she's asleep, making those quiet little snores and stuff.
>It drives your dick up the wall. It's the hottest shit ever. You have uncontrollable urges to fuck her senseless every time before bed.
>Which you do.
>which she lets you do, because she's into it a little.
>You vigorously stroke yourself until you orgasm, muscles tensing up as you spray your warm cum all over her petite buttocks.

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>>3350576
Shhhh, shhhhh
*cums on ur face gently*
*OwO*

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>>3350600

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>>3350576
Are you really upset people are being lewd on /trash/?

>>3350584
I still have my erection, and stuff it up her green ass

Good morning Trash.

How is everyone today?

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>>3350633
Horny

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>>3350616
nah, I just liked it more when things were SU related
>still better than /co/ though

>>3350633
>nice dubs
got a killer headache but drowning on coffee to hopefully make it go away

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>>3350633
Horny.
Haven't seen my gf in a week or so cause she's on vacation, urge to fuck men rising.

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>>3350633
Sleepy.

>>3350650
I already rubbed one out so I am good. Compulsive or not, it's one of the few things that feels good to do.

>>3350652
you should drink water, however I can understand needing that fix

>>3350659
Is she the only thing keeping you straight or do you have an agreement that you're allowed to cheat as long as it's with men?

>>3350659
Don't make me break out the spray bottle, you are just as bad as the cat.

>>3350665
wanna nap together?

>>3350630
>You maintain your hardness, even after blowing a decent load all over her.
>You quickly lube up and prod her tight entrance, moments before you slam down on her ass, planting your cock in her ass all the way to the base of your shaft.
>Peridot snaps out of her sleep, and frantically looks around, half-awake.

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>>3350701
Only if you're a cute girl that likes cuddles.

>>3350650
>>3350659
You two should fug

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>>3350683
No cheating, she's keeping me straight.
I always liked guys but one day 5 years ago I met her and we fell in love.
Never thought I'd fuck a woman but it's pretty fun.
Can't satisfy my cocklust though.

>>3350711
would you take a 5'9 135 pound man instead?

>>3350703
I slap her face and continue fucking her

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>>3350746
Is that why you've been writing about cocks so much?
I'm still waiting for the rest. No hurry though.
>>3350749
No.

>>3350768
well fuck you then

it's not like I wanted to nap with someone out of courtesy

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>>3350768
How do people figure out it's me

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>/co/ sug is lewder than /trash/ sug

>>3350760
>You swing your arm and swat her cheek, causing her to come to her senses much quicker.
>You continue going to pound town on her tight ass. You ravaged that hole so many times, not to mention her other cock-hungry receptacle, and it still feels like a virgin's tight backdoor.
>"A-Anon, geez, what time is it?" She asks, wiping her eyes a little.
>Without a response you keep your pace up, slapping your balls against her crotch with each powerful thrust.
>"Anon, come on... at least give me a minute to go wash my face, or something."

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>>3350796
I wasn't 100% sure, but you were someone phoneposting Pearlidot and lusting over cocks. There was a good chance.

the poil will never be happy

she will always have some resentment against steven

she can never love again

>>3350802
This cannot be! We have to get even lewder.

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>>3350802
Chill it's just the same anon posting cross boards.

>>3350815
/i paw ur thigh u moan

>>3350746
She could... you know, peg you? Not a real cock but you would have something to stuff this thirsty ass of yours.

>>3350802
No, they aren't.

>>3350825
I take it back.

>>3350826
I don't think it would be enough.

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>>3350805
sheeeeeit
Used to be enough people here no one would notice a thing like that.

>>3350804
Take her to the bathroom to wash her face, while keeping your cock in her ass

>>3350844
Then ask your dad to to it

>>3350884
Good idea

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>>3350836

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>>3350867
Have you done any since Peri and Jasper? My sleep schedule's been messed up for a few days.
I don't want to miss any.

>>3350867
Anon, you write graphic desriptions of cocks, then tell people you crave cock. of course somebody is going to make the connection.

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>>3350892
Nah, I've been going to sleep too early to do any more but I'm free tonight, if there's any particular gem you want.
>>3350917
Maybe if I wear glasses no one will recognize me.

>>3350928
>I'm free tonight

L-London?

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>>3350928
I was thinking Garnet and Rupphire as a pair. Three might be too much, but I thought it might be easier since you could take elements from Ruby and Sapphire to create Garnet's.

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>>3350928
Not the anon, but id be interested in opals.

We also talked briefly on /co/ about yesterday about said cocks

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>>3350955
>going to /co/

>>3350633
Had to RMA my 980 ti because one of the fans just shit itself.

Patiently waiting repair completion. Want to play vidya but can't.

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>>3350964
What a hipster

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>>3350964
>going to /trash/2

>>3350869
>You slow your pounding and wrap your hands around her waist.
>"Whuh--"
>Without hesitation, you lift her body off the mattress and make way to your bathroom.
>"G-Geez, Anon! Slow down!"
>You jog a little faster and reach the bathroom in no time.
>Peridot has made herself much more comfortable with your cock in her ass, she seems to enjoy the little bounces you have when you run, carrying her just in front of the sink.
>As weird as it is, Peridot finds it charming. In its own way.
>She reaches for the sink and splashes a little water against her face, thinking about making a sarcastic joke about how considerate it is of you.

>>3350953
>>3350955
Well I'll give em some thought and see what happens.
I think I saw the conversation.

>>3351001
Go back to the bedroom and pound her hard

>>3351017
I look forward to whatever you write.
I don't know if I'll still be up though, so if you could cap it and put it in the discord that would be awesome.

>>3351001
>>3351030
Then flip her over and bite her cute nips

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>>3351001
>he's still going at this
Cringe

>>3351030
>You make sure she's finished and head back to your bedroom.
>You carefully put her back on the bed, forcing her on all fours, and get on your knees behind her.
>You go to pound CITY
>"Easy there, bucko!" Peridot giggles at you.
>You feel your balls churning as you approach your climax.
>>3351047
>You slow down, and quickly flip her over.
>The flip is perfectly executed and no one is injured any way whatsoever.
>"At least you're not thinking with *all* of your dick." Peridot teases, staring up at you.
>You lean in and take one of her small nipples into your mouth, and gently nibble on it, as you squeeze and twist her other tit.
>Peridot starts moaning and squirming, still laughing and enjoying herself thoroughly.
>>3351069
>You're very much enjoying yourself, as well.

>>3351078
Slide yourself out of her ass and tell her to open her mouth.

>>3351097
>You teasingly move your hips backwards and slowly pop your tip out of her hole, making sure she's soaking up the excitement along with you.
>You instruct her to prepare her mouth for a little fellatio, shortly after you've let go of her budding mounds.
>Making sure you slide the bottom of your shaft along her eager, wet slit, you sit on Peridot's chest, leaving your impressive length in front of Peridot's face.
>You're careful not to hurt her, and make sure you're well-balanced on your knees, of course.
>Peridot stares at your eyes as she takes the swollen tip of your cock into her mouth, slowly and teasingly lathering it with spit.

Hey so new episodes. I haven't exactly been keeping up, but no new episode tonight, do we have any fucking idea when the next episode is coming or are we on hiatus again?

>>3351043
When are you gonna go to sleep?
It's only 1 pm here.

>>3351134
Grab the back of her head and gently push our entire length into her mouth

>>3351146
Maybe 10ish, I dunno.

>>3351150
>You place your hands behind her head, and crank it a little upwards.
>You thrust forwards, sliding your erect dick as deep as you can get it to go.
>Peridot gags a little, but quickly settles down, still staring at you.
>She glares her sharp teeth at you, as she applies mild pressure on your shaft's thin skin.
>No matter. She wraps her tongue around your peen and sucks away at it.

>>3351195
I ask her to bite down a teeny bit

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>>3351195
Cum down her throat

Nothin' like a good nut

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>>3351191
Wow, that's pretty EARLy.

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>>3351303
My sleep schedule has been messed up lately.
I'll try to stay up as long as I can, but I can't make any promises.

>>3351254
>You request that she goes for it and give you just a little bite.
>She raises an eyebrow, but obliges you, gently biting down on your quivering length.
>Peridot makes sure she's gentle enough not to warrant injury, but forceful enough to let you feel something.
>You feel her sharp, white teeth poke your cock, almost puncturing it.
>>3351258
>The satisfying sensation is beyond comprehensible.
>You promptly orgasm. Your girlfriend is literally perfect. You cannot think of a single flaw in your orgasmic high.
>Your muscles tense up again as you cum, shooting wad after wad of thick, potent sperm down your green girlfriend's throat.
>She happily accepts your load and gulps down whatever ejaculate.
>She spares the last few spurts before you're spent. You slowly slide your cock out of her mouth.
>Peridot opens her mouth wide, giving you a good view of the little puddle of cum she saved in her mouth.
>She waits for you to take a good look before she finishes her special breakfast.

>>3351314
Well don't worry about it, sleep when you must.
I'll always be here.

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>>3351377
This is why I asked if you could cap it when you post and put it in the discord.
I wouldn't want you to wait on my account but I also don't want to miss it. The archive messes up a lot and can't really be counted on.

>>3351433
Well I'll cap it and put it in discord then.

>>3351319
Look at it, then let her swallow and tuck her back into bed.

>>3351464
>You take a good look, and admire your literally perfect girlfriend.
>You nod at her, and she quickly gulps down your seed, and blows you a little air kiss afterwards.
>You get off of her and pull the blanket back over her skin, puff the pillow behind her head, and give her forehead a quick smooch before she dozes off.
>You quietly close the door behind you after you leave, and quickly prepare for whatever it is you have at 8 in the morning.
END

>>3351591
Ged shite laddy
Ye've got eh ged head en yer shaulders

>>3351698
Thanks anon.
That might be the most interesting story I've written yet. My favorite bit is the bit with the stupidly suicidal dream sequence.

>>3351724
Why did the cheeks hurt

>>3351758
Moments before you 'pass out and drown' Peridot was running back towards you after she took Amethyst's bikini.
She was excessively slapping you.
When that didn't work, and you began fondling her tits while dreaming about drifting away into the depths of the ocean, reaching a dream level 2: Dream in a dream, she started kicking you in your dream-groin.

>>3351796
Now I understand

>>83633983
Give yer draw requests

>>3351870
Who are you quoting?

>>3351877
No one, accident sorry

>>3351887
Peridot tweaking her nipples

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>>3351870
Sapphire wielding a overly large weapon with ease.

>>3347650

I came here just to say I love you.

I am willing to stay here just for you.

>>3351870
Peridot trying to reach cookies on a high shelf.

>>3351870
Steven sucking Greg off

>>3352156
2nd

Disco here ready for some requests.

Write em down and tell me.

Because later I am gonna be doing something for myself.

>>3352362
Peridot
Don't care anything doing
Any peridot

>>3352372
you got it famalamb

anyone else want something?

well I am gonna start on the peridot request


be back with drawing after brainstorm

>>3352362
Peridot
reaching for cookies
on a high shelf,
please.

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Why does everyone make Malachite so punk? Is it her hair?

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>>3352537
BURN IT WITH FIRE
DIE TUMBLR
OUT NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>3352594
She's not fat or any kind of brown though.

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>>3352537
What the heck is this?

>>3352906
>>3352899
>>3352891
Ah, I remember my sexual high school drawings too

>>3352605
>she isnt brown
Yes she is
She is the shade people use to indicate white without using a shade of actually white skin cause that triggers tumblr
also
>septum
>sidecut

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>>3352510
>>3352372
here ya go

>>3353237
Dumb Dorito, just step onto the counter.

>>3353237
Thank friend

I am sad... can you guys cheer me up?
Thanks in advance

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>>3353420
Will this song help?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPx-nUqLMtc

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>>3353420
What makes you happy?

>>3353453
Thank you!
>>3353455
Anything really, just knowing someone is willing to cheer me up... thank you.

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>>3353494
No porblem

I likey da pictures

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Meмoв вaм oт cнг

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>>3353927
I also appreciate art.

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Don't be dead!

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>>3355210
I'll try.

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>>3355210
We'll get an influx in say....
40 minutes or so?

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>>3355222
I guess that's the best any of us can do.

>>3355246
Why 40 minutes?

>>3355262
new episode

>>3355262
and /co/ threads will be forbidden finally?

>>3355300
I thought the In Too Deep special was over. Besides it would be more like an hour and 24 minutes.

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>>3355300
The only thing airing today at 7PM eastern is NinjaGo.
Sorry friend.

>>3355260
What is she saying?

>>3355551
How do you know William Dewey?

>>3355542
They promised it would be the summer of Steven, that the hiatus would end and the bombs would stop

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>>3355660

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I'm here to save you all with a new pic

also this helped get my groove back on drawing

will color later this evening


The big question I had was

"What would happen if Garnet was just as obsessed with men as she was with fusion"

>>3355682
Don't laugh at me for having hope.

>>3355749
That's pretty hot

>>3355842
>No Amethyst helicopter in the top left corner
It could've been great

/sug/, what does cuddling feel like ?

>>3356194
Bags of sand

>>3356194
warm

>>3356194
Soft

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Are you getting ready for the great exile today, /sug/?

>>3356194
Like everything's going to be okay

>>3356194
Like someone poking your back

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>>3356334
It just means it kills of 85% of /sug/
We only get like 20-30% back though.

>>3356334
when all the retards will come back here?

[spoiler]nope[/spoiler]

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>>3356397
You mean the rest of /trash/?

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>>3356397
I hope most of the morons in the /co/sug/ threads are /co/ only.

5 minutes

>>3356753
Until what?

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>>3356753
>>3356769
Until the possible banning of /co/ and thus we get like 10-20 different max ips

>faggot /co/ shitters coming back to /trash/
N-no

>>3356822
>/trash/ sug will soon be back to its full strength
We are like a corner stone of this forgotten board

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>>3356864
>*the rest of /trash/ coming back to /trash/

>>3356891
Exactly

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>>3356864
>Implying that we are not already here

>>3357027
I will need some sauce fampai

>>3350633
Just saw Queen + Adam Lambert live, they were really awesome. Adam's got great talent, if they made more albums I'd buy them in a heartbeat.

>>3357060
Dockdraw
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=14141628