RWBYgt Trash General #81: Hunger Games Edition
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Rules of RWBYgt threads:
>1. Be comfy!
>2. Read the pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UmEaBVGW
>3. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion.
>4. Don't believe their lies
>>3344625
Man, you will never let that down no matter how many times I tell you to stop, huh?
>>3344932
Especially not now we know where Sao got the "squish" part from.
>>3344932
Thatch what do you want you such and such? I'll have your gizzards, I will.
This is too kekworthy
>>3344932
It's not to give you shit for it or anything. It's just an amusing picture to me
>>3345048
You just emailed me you fucker. What?
>>3345051
Amusing how?
Also sorry for not starting sooner on SQ, that one anon was right.
Circumstances are always against me.
>>3345112
Oh was that you?
I already deactivated that account, sorry.
>>3345135
juxtoposition
Simple happy picture against sad tragic words
>>3345231
What is the deal with anime and bloom lighting?
>>3345186
That doesn't remotely answer my question.
Which is okay you can just say you don't want to fucking answer.
I assure you that I respect direct answers far more than whatever passive aggressive shit is going on currently
>>3345478
I legit don't know what you're trying to convey here.
I asked who that was, you made a pop film reference, now I know it's you.
What's not to get?
>>3345478
Also, if I came off as passive aggressive then I'm sorry.
That wasn't how it was supposed to sound.
Think of any CYOA character, preferably not a player character.
What was their most iconic moment? If you had to think of one scene that best defined that character, what would it be?
>>3347753
>May's dad.
>Ate shit and died
jasper's plentiful semen
>>3348403
>Ate shit and died
>Cocky "faunus" douchebag lived on in his place and returned a hero
>Wife is a whore
>Daughter is going to be raised around several faunus, despite the anti-faunus sentiments you tried to instill in her
>Her "uncle" has some less-than-wholesome ideas about raising her
>She may not become a huntress, but her career choice isn't any better
>Everything is awful
#Pray4Naise
i feel like doing another hunger game. Give a list of 24.
will come back later, in a couple hours.
>>3348717
Throw the barfs in there this time.
>>3348717
And DOOM!Jasper
>>3348766
who?
>tfw Sao has a dark backstory, but not like Merc's
>>3348972
Almost if not literally the opposite of Merc's.
>>3348972
Thatch here, I'm pretty sure the thought of Saoirse getting her legs chopped off then replacing it cybernetically wasn't even on the table.
>>3349005
Y'know, the thought about Sao having metal legs could be silly.
Also, I was thinking of Giving Hunter Honeydew some of Yang's costume for her hunter outfit, any thoughts?
>>3349268
Not Thatchy, but the BARFS as I know them are, Admiral, FastAnon, BritAnon, RayeAnon, Chinote, OntarioAnon (Me, I guess), and Dryden sometimes I think I'm not sure.
>>3348717
Throw in Rowan and Simon this time
>>3348717
Ping and Xi
Zhanna and Furca
Yulia and Stefen
Taregan and Natsu
Feb and Hunter
>>3349658
>and Dryden sometimes I think I'm not sure.
What. Why is my name being mentionned?
>>3349658
Thatcher here.
BBARRFC otherwise known as Barfs is a group of voters that have a wide array of agendas for JQ, each having their own goals for the quest.
The BBARRFC are namely
BritAnon
Beefriend (probably not anymore)
Admiral
RASSanon
RayeAnon
FastAnon
Chinote
After much people leaving, I found a little pattern within the remaining voters so I can finally somehow cater to nearly all the needs of the remaining few.
>>3350079
>RASSanon
you mean
RASSilon
>>3350470
That name came after, I never called him that.
>>3349082
Oh was it still Honeydew or did I change it to Hibiscus?
Whatever the case may be, you can practically do whatever you want.
Artistic freedom and all that.
>>3350564
Hibiscus, pretty sure
Ace Combat featuring Daisy when?
>>3349742
They already lost Alina and Selena, do you really want to make the fight each other to the death?
Which CYOA mc has the nicest singing voice?
>>3351345
Well, surely it must be not be Jasper, his performance of "Mack The Knife" didn't settle things between him and Smoke.
>>3351345
I think Todd.
>>3351345
Well of course Marty Stu- I mean Todd.
Do you guys even talk about RWBY or what
>there are still people in this thread that still want to fuck the damaged goods that is Sao
>>3352077
memes
Is the thread dead?
>>3351345
Selena inherited her mom's talent for dining, Simon isn't half bad either if you can catch him in the act.
>>3352913
Singing. I meant singing.
My phone is a piece of spit.
>HJQ: Dark Souls Prepare to Die edition
>Kep becomes a princess
>Kep is now Dark Sun Gwyndolyn
ok im ready to start hunger games.
Are you guys ready?
(this will be my last one)
>>3353824
Sure, I'm ready to lose my sides again.
here
we
go
>>3354032
It Begins!
Also guys, JQ is on hold for now since I wanna see how this turns out.
Sleepy here, putting WQ on hold. Got to prepare to lose my sides again.
>>3354099
>Xi eats a dead guy
Oh wow... [Alleged Intensifies]
>Mari tickles Wendell
It is that day Wendell almost feel the same way Jasper feels.
>>3354107
Well, I didn't die first, but at least I died soon enough.
>>3354163
>Me and Wendell hugging
GRIMM!!!
>>3354163
>GermanAnon keeping me alive
"I can't kill another german."
those are gold
kek
>>3354163
>Jill wants her creator to kill her
Kek
>>3354279
>Dryden tries to commit suicide by gun, it misses and kills Thatcher.
>CYOAnon finds a talking knife.
>>3354279
>Dry killing his senpai by accident
top kek
>>3354279
What the fuck, Dry?
>>3354361
>Dryden after a failed suicide and killing Thatcher, decides to fap the day away
>>3354279
Even tho Jill killed my ass, Dry indirectly killing Thatch is too good.
>>3354409
RIP Xi and Dry, there's gotta be a grimm rape party going on.
the day events are really the only thing i completely changed. Night has a few things extra.
>>3354437
I'm still gonna wait until Todd surcomes to his own TC.
>>3354433
I figured it didn't have to be your own CYOA, just that you disagreed over which one was best.
That's how I read it, at least.
>>3354504
>Todd lets CYOAnon into his shelter
>"Hi, dad...."
>>3354504
He died as he lived.
Making really stupid mistakes.
>>3354518
>moments after Todd showed his 'father' mercy, Jill kills him
Brutal.
GG no RE
>>3354581
>Todd's waifu is kill
Who was it though?
>>3354581
>Jill gets killed by acid
>Not Yulia
so while i was testing out the simulator, to make sure the events worked. this happend.
if anyone wants to try it with my events, and wants to add on it. here is the code.
SkgXP9cB
>>3354784
What's the site?
>>3354688
>Jill gets the knot
Serves her right.
>>3354688
Sounds about right.
I think it's better with just the actual characters and not a whole host of real people.
>>3354688
>first I killed Aero
>then I killed Jasper
Oops.
>>3354609
Izzy
>>3354609
Ironwood
So, if a CYOA Character can take on Mercury. What are the chances?
>>3356035
Which one?
>>3356067
Any of them. Protagonist, and/or side characters.
>>3356080
What are Mercury's feats?
>>3356080
Alright, pick an MQ character and I'll tell you the odds.
>>3356180
Mari, and Rufus
>>3356035
by himself Jefe would have a 45% chance as he is now.
>>3356197
After Beacon, either one would be able to deal with him handily.
For year one day one, I'd say Mari gets a 55%, while Rufus would get around 75%. Laurel during her first year would have about a 20% chance. All this is due to the fighting styles of the characters, less so than actual power levels.
Speaking of which. MQ?
Y
N
>>3356392
I'm watching, but I'm distracted so I wouldn't be in time for the votes anyways.
Fuck nevermind gotta go.
Oh and if I have time to, what character would you rather I make art for?
>>3356609
I'd like to see Eli.
Or Mari's mom
>>3356609
Alban's sister
>>3356260
Thinking about it...
Gumi, and Wendell had below average of chances. Even if they got weapon mastery, and fisticuffs. He'll wipe the floor with them.
Furca might have a decent chance, but with one arm could be difficult for him.
Holtum, he might tank some hits in with his Iron Flesh semblance, but his shotgun boots would make quick work of this.
>>3357301
>Iron Flesh semblance
Guess Al's got some competition now.
>>3357338
Maya being spitroasted by Alban and Holtum when?
>>3357480
Never.
>>3357480
This, I dunno. I didn't knew Alban got Iron Flesh too, then again this is what I get for using inspiration from the Souls series.
>>3357869
It's not really Iron Flesh. It's more like general matter mimickry.
>>3347753
I'd say Izzy's most important moment was the whole "What does it matter if I lie to you" scene
Could a Providence-boosted Todd keep up with Mayo?
>>3358787
No.
Mayo stops time.
Providence is just reaction time and thinking ahead, by my understanding.
>>3358833
But would it give him time to react before she stopped time?
>>3358851
I guess it would depend on who has the initiative.
>>3358787
I wonder if Todd's luck stat is much higher than the average person. Mayo may have OP abilities, but Todd is a born winner.
>>3356035
From what I've read so far, Sao's semblance when used by dust, is the most terrifying shit to go against.
>>3347753
The Turtle Dance for Jill
Because now we know she's worth keeping
>>3356627
Made this in between brakes.
>>3359940
Is the warning patch there because he has a robo-dick?
>>3359940
Does he play QB for the San Diego Chargers?
>>3359999
According to those digits, he does
>>3359940
Handsome, I love it
>>3359985
RIP in peace Eli's dick; you died so that Laurel's fantasies could live.
>>3360066
I knew it.
The bolo tie gave it away.
>>3359940
>everyone gets fishnets
i'm okay with this
>>3360179
That's just the texture of the fabric, mang.
>>3360283
Kind of an odd choice when nothing else is textured. I prefer fishnets.
>>3360283
What fabric is it'?
>>3359527
Saoirse v Mercury? This peaked my interest.
>>3361108
Thatch here, it all boils down on are you going to give Saoirse some edible dust or not?
>>3361496
Speaking of edible dust, does anyone in Jasper's party have the dust inhaler?
I need to make a decision for MQ.
Left or Right?
>>3361655
The path less traveled.
>>3361655
Left.
>>3361633
I'm pretty sure I left that for Sasha back at Vale.
Why?
>>3361704
I always wondered what would happen if Jasper ate dust.
>>3361655
Left
>>3361777
What do you think would happen?
Who up?
>>3361910
Do it.
>>3361875
Jasper's aura levels get boosted to what a normal person's would be and find out his semblance is shooting sunbeams or something with a few practical applications.
>>3361910
>No RASS
Cheering for you then, Izzers.
>>3361910
Show them who's boss spider!!
>>3361910
>AERO
Go team.
>>3361953
>what a normal person's would be
I was under the longest impression that Jasper's aura levels and the others are what normal is.
>>3361953
>Not the know how many shots are left in any gun at any time
I thought we all agreed on the Dirty Harry semblance way back in JQ: I
>>3361997
Dammit Bert.
>>3361997
>Keppel
>medkit
I have a bad feeling about this...
>>3361997
>Daisy dies immediately
>Keppel going the HJQ route
>>3361997
>>3362032
Such a Lust... for failure
>>3362045
Time for severed blood vessels!
>>3362063
Wait so is Leroy dead now?
>>3362063
>Soo confesses her love to Keppel. Keppel rejects Soo and walks away
Friends don't date friends silly
>>3362063
>Soo and Keppel relationship reversal
>Todd doing his thing while Stefen watches
>Yulia using her skills of tickling
>>3362063
Shit I'm dying already.
>Soo rejecting Keppel
>Todd masturbates
>Mari fucks Ty
Too perfect
>>3362125
Keppel was the one that rejected Soo.
Savage AF
>>3362099
Ooouuuuh. .
>>3361953
>sunbeams from the sun dimension
>>3362172
RIP in peace Mari.
>>3362172
>Four different people from four different quests band together to hunt down Mari
>Laurel cries herself to sleep that night
So, completely unrelated to the current Hunger Games, I made another one.
Tried to give each CYOA representation equal to it's relative fan base. The breakdown was
TQ: 3
JQ: 3
MQ: 2
AQ: 1
WQ: 1
RQ: 1
CQ: 1
Don't follow the last two, so just picked the only two I could name from CQ and two random ones from the RQ thread.
Rather than upload them all here, just put them in an album.
http://imgur.com/a/Vg3UH
Turned it from high death to medium, so it's a little slower.
>>3362172
>Rufus kills Mari
>Morrie kills Ty
>Laurel cries
>Alban is nice to Faunus.
Did Dryden make this?
>>3362207
With Rufus being part of them
Guess being part of Team Orgy without being part of the orgy really did a thing to him...
>>3362172
Somehow finding Izzy, Todd, Soo abd Jasper together really makes it sound comfy as hell.
>>3362215
You forgot GQ
>>3362252
You're right. I did.
I failed everything.
>>3362246
>Mel gets the 67
>Jasper records his teammate and his girlfriend
>Regalia gets more stuff from "an unknown sponsor"
>>3362246
>Jasper filming Soap and some dude banging Smoke
Huh, so that's what he's into
>>3362246
>Jasper gets cucked.
>Alban pulls a Kamina on Laurel.
>Rufus faps to the thought of Mari's corpse.
>Leroy gets a new brown girl.
>>3362246
We need a custom event for sensual/sexual teeth brushing
>>3362246
Jeez Smoke, those other dudes weren't enough?
>>3362246
>"Wynona, are you recording this?"
>"Yes."
>"Nice."
>>3362377
>Chloe and Todd talking about Earth
"I read a book that was like this once."
>>3362377
Looks like big cocks aren't for big grills
>>3362322
It's actually education. Stefen is showing how it's done and Jasper records for later reference
>>3362377
Leroy becomes a stargazer
>Alban doesn't know his crush was killed by his teammate
>Soap avenges a biggrill.
The plot thickens.
>>3362377
>Jasper loses sight of where he is because he's busy replaying and analyzing Stefen's technique.
>>3362459
But Stefen, who were you watching?
>>3362459
>Jasper
>spaghetti dropping
THE STARS HAVE ALIGNED
>>3362459
>Jasper drops his Spaghetti
PERFECT
Also
>that much masturbation
>Soap watching again
>>3362459
>Alban cries as he jerks off to Aero and Soap watches.
>Leroy and Morrie spend time together.
ALBM better than MRTL confirmed.
>>3362455
>"Don't worry Chaser, it's for educational purposes, just remember to keep filming"
>"Okay... But, uh, why is that other guy here"
>"It's educational!"
>"Are you sure about this Smoke?"
>"Mmm~ What, huh? Oh yeah, sure, it's educational"
>>3362459
>Legal loli CQCs Big grill
So is this CMDR. Soo?
>>3362459
>Snails CQCing Smoke
The image is just too adorable
WHERES JEFE AND HARVEY?
(keep going you are doing great)
>>3362575
>Yulia wanted the real thing after all
>>3362575
Dammit Todd.
>>3362575
But which Todd Cock ?
The real or the rubber one?
>>3362575
>Jasper keeps getting cucked
I don't what he did to deserve that
>>3362618
The rubber one is the TC9000, the real thing has such girth and power it can't even be abbreviated
>>3362632
>He tells a ghost story
>"The man who cucked himself to death"
>>3362575
Yulia confirmed for slut
I guess she really WAS the easiest romantic option
>>3362575
P-purely...Hnng....Edu- T-Todd please slow down! -cationaaaahhlmm~
>>3362651
>The Unspeakable One
>It's the polar opposite to Jasper's Spaghetti
>Here's to hoping they get a face off.
>>3362717
>Jasper finds a talking knife
Uh oh
>>3362717
What did Cecelia tell Stefen that made him want to kill himself?
>>3362717
>Stefen indirectly kills Yulia
I'm dying.
>>3362753
I guess he's had enough
>>3362717
>Kills Laurel
>Killed Leroy
Man, Todd REALLY doesn't like MQ.
>>3362717
>>3362717
>Todd filling Laurel with holes
Lewd
>>3362803
Of watching people masturbate all day.
>>3362831
MuderTodd too stronk.
Also Al doesn't knoe Morrie killed Mari.
>>3362831
Noooo. Todd why!
>Todd slowly killing off the other CYOAs
>>3362831
Todd is a goddamn assassin I'm sure of it.
Also
>Soo failed to climb a tree and kills Izzy and herself.
Kek.
>>3362831
>Snails and Izzy both dead
That tree is the true villain of the CYOAs
>>3362872
Murderfuckery is the only way to adventure!
>>3362831
Having put down the Voyeur and the Fanficiton writer, Todd establishes himself as the alpha pervert
>>3362933
Aero is gonna win this.
>>3362933
Jesus H Christ, Todd.
Morrie and Al are smart enough to avoid you, for now...
>>3362933
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STOP TODD
>>3362933
Supplies at the cornucopia? Awesome!
Wait... Todd's going to be there? Fuck that noise.
>>3362933
>>3363031
So Jasper just has no dignity left at this point right?
>>3363031
>tfw Keppel will be Todd's next victim
>>3363058
>>3363057
He's had bad diarrhea since Day 1.
>>3363058
>Todd was always that one kid who sits at the back of the class and never talks to anyone.
>>3363031
>>3363111
>Jasper and Todd hold hands
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CALLED IT (In a way)
>>3363111
No Aero. Why? You became friends.
>>3363111
>she is ecstatic
Supreme kek
>>3363111
>Regalia gets a bunch of stuff
>Keppel gets a TC
Jesus, have I nothing better to do than support my Hunger Game favorites?
>>3363111
>makes Todd jealous
>ecstatic about his dildo
Keppel has some scheming going on here.
>>3363111
Someone finally put a stop to this madman
>>3363111
>Kep gets a TC9000
All my keks
>Todd and Jasper holds hands
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN! Kek
>Aero kills Al
Meh
>>3363229
MORRIE
O
R
R
I
E
>>3363229
>Todd dies by cruel fate
>Keppel further pushing Jasper down into madness
Honestly, Jasper dying would be sweet release at this point.
>>3363229
>NOTICE ME SENPAI
>SUPLEX CITY
Noe I kinda want to see real Keppel in JQ II get a TC9000...
>>3363229
>>3363275
I did put it as an easter egg awhile back
>>3363275
*Now
>>3363275
I want to see real Keppel get the JC Deluxe Model, but I'm never on when Thatch runs anymore.
>>3363326
What's your preferred time, anon?
>>3363275
I hope when he tries to use it it ruins his insides and he bleeds to death.
>>3363326
Shh, Jasper is with Smoke now.
Our time will come, other Keppelfag. We have HighschoolJQ for that
>>3363304
>>3363350
Oh, Chi.
>>3363350
Yeah, but that'd be too easy. Instead we got a walking, talking tumour following us around.
>>3363391
>Keppel gets bad diarrhea
That's what happens if you use the TC9000 in your pooper
>>3363391
>Aero gets so close only to die to Cuddleshell
Fuck.
>>3363444
That picture still triggers me.
>>3363452
>part of BARFS
Who exactly?
>>3363452
It is, HighschoolJQ is quite popular, I doubt Thatch won't run it some time.
>>3363491
You wanna work at CN to draw on a wall?
>>3363515
>popular
It is the most popular one out of all the TBD projects in the BARFS Bag
>>3363499
>pic related
>>3363515
A lad can dream.
>>3363411
Stop being so mean to Daisy!
>>3363391
Who is Morrie watching?
Jasper refueling his talking knife?
>>3363391
>>3363593
>RASSilon is the other Keppelfag
I know I always liked you.
You have your heart in the right place. And the left...
>>3363593
>>3363604
It's all in his mind.
He's gone full on "Venom Snake hallucinates Paz".
>>3363619
>A quick one right on the head
>Finally, sweet release.
>>3363597
>comparing Team Mom to the degenerate anchor slapped onto Jasper's ankle.
>>3363619
Common Oliver, you can do it.
>>3363619
THREE REMAIN
H
R
E
E
R
E
M
A
I
N
>>3363619
C'MON SHARKMAN.
>>3363619
RIP Jasper
He never scored.
Not even a single kill.
>>3363661
>Comparing Team Pet to drunkard dead weight, lying to Jasper
>>3363730
>one night of release after being lead on by the only guy that didn't see you as a cocksleeve being equivalent to never contributing anything other than being a shitty catalyst to the Waifu Wars
>>3363730
>Reminder that Daisy is the only other competent soldier with Jasper in the whole of Sunchasers being an ace pilot and all that.
>>3363730
More like Team Pest, she also pretends to be drunk.
>>3363619
>>3363831
WHO GETS THE KNOT?
>>3363831
Oh my god, is Kep really gonna win this?
>>3363831
>snuggling then posing
Nice
>>3363831
Oliver and Morrison know what's up
>>3363831
FISHLAD
I
S
H
L
A
D
>>3363873
>Those belts
Dang.
>>3363873
I've never actually seen Jojo.
Does it live up to all the hype?
>>3363831
>>3363918
Depends which one you are talking about
>>3363931
Goddamnit Oliver.
>>3363946
There's more than one?
>>3363931
>MORRIE vs. KEPPEL
THE DARK SUN WILL WIN
>>3363977
Nah, Punished Shark will take it home.
>>3363961
I thought it has different stories as a new MC is introduced every arc or something, dunno.
>>3363961
Currently 8 parts running since the 80's
>>3363931
Since it's kinda vague, I'll be frank just to make sure no one is confused
This is a death
>>3363977
>The Dark Sun
>>3364029
>Oliver, I'm already a Demon.
>>3364029
WHICH MAKES THE WINNER THIS LOVELY LADY RIGHT HERE!
>>3364029
Yeeeees!! Glory to Genocidrax!
Now I can sleep in peace.
Try not to have too much fun without me.
Especially you Chi!
(Aero when though?)
>>3364058
>>3364029
KEPPEL, WINS!
(do another one add jefe and harvey)
>>3364058
>Keppel wins
I can go to bed happy tonight, yay!
>>3364058
Welp gg Kep
>Highlight
Jasper getting cucked twice, and Yulia taking the TC. This is too good.
>>3364058
And some stats for y'all so you can see just how much of a killing machine Todd is. Like, goddamn bro, chill.
This was fun, I think I might do this again sometime. It's a pretty good roster though it can't hurt to mix it up a bit for the other quests
>>3364058
Here's hoping Kep gets his dick torn off by Demonlord Morrie.
>>3364125
For real or "the Dryden way" ?
>>3364156
If anyone ascended to demonhood today, it was Todd
>>3364186
But Morrie killed him. He gets demonhood by right.
>started quest with worry of Kep going the way of HJQ
>went better than expected
>chinote BTFO
>>3364147
>Daisy last
Business as usual I guess
I honestly lost my shit seeing Smoke taking the TC.
>>3364157
Outlook unclear.
>>3364219
>tfw just shoehorned in to fill a slot
>>3364212
There's nothing wrong with Gwyndolin, He actually did stuff. Keppel has been nothing but a fucking hindrance and detracts from the story whenever he shows up.
>>3364212
Keppel confirmed Dark Sun
HJQ Prepare to Die edition when?
>>3359940
I thought you said your tablet was broken?
>>3364308
So do Snails, Soap, and Bee at this point.
>>3364266
Well, I wish you good luck.
Hopefully AQ will resume as your Smoke starts to talk to you again.
Best of luck. Chu ~<3
>>3364345
You just fell for the Dryden
>>3364103
>Smol Alina's tiny horns
I can't.
>>3364325
Do you know what happens to Gwyndolin canonically?
>>3364367
I mean, she did tonight. She's having risky surgery soon, so who knows.
I'll still probably die before her at this rate.
>>3364325
I never played any DS games into completion but don't you have to kill the booblady to meet that guy?
>>3364484
No.
But he dies along with all the other """gods""" once the ages continue.
>>3364434
Jesus Christ, man...
And I'm just sad my girl got a boyfriend...I feel shitty.
Good night. Again, best of luck.
>>3364484
I don't think you have to fight him, because he shows up in DaS3, where he *SPOILER ALERT* has been consumed by a giant pile of ooze.
>>3364434
Hey, Chi.
May I ask how old you are?
>>3364559
22. Why?
>>3362011
I don't think most of the people playing JQ back then really stuck around with it
>>3364822
I played JQ1 but I honestly can't remember picking out a semblance for Jasper. It might've been when I was at work.
>>3364750
Just pursue your dreams, Chi, if that's what makes you truly happy.
>>3364880
That was during character creation, wasn't it?
>>3364880
I've always been here.
I just tend to step away for a bit when bad/sad things happen.
>>3364971
What am I supposed to be looking here?
>>3365011
The benefits of aura
>>3365011
Jasper and friends get killed by a bumblefuck, whom I believe was Hunter when she had her amnesia shit back at Outpost 13.
>>3365011
Why normal folk fighting hunters never ends well unless you're a mary sue to the point where you may as well have aura anyways.
>>3365083
>you may as well have aura
Or in the case of Jasper, using tactics to defeat bull-headed hunters.
Huh, this was just a test run, but Todd's up to his old tricks right out of the gate again
>>3365174
IIRC Jasper actually kicked Adam's sword back in and went for a visceral attack.
>>3365174
Canon Adam would have fucking destroyed Jasper though.
>>3365224
He did destroy him and Hel along with his edgy speeches about the revolution
>>3365174
Didn't the initial discussion ultimately amount to "Jasper DOES have Aura, it's weak and below hunter level"
>>3365249
Jasper does have aura, everybody does.
>>3365224
JQ Adam parried a fucking bullet designed to take out hunters, I wanted to keep his 'power level' in here in a way that he doesn't just BTFO the MC on the go.
Granted, Jasper isn't a pushover.
>>3365215
fucking neat
>>3365280
That's what I said, but back then people disagreed
>>3365461
Because people bought into the Imperial Guardsman setup that Thatcher proposed and thus wanted a character that is more Earthling than Remnantite (or whatever)
>>3365461
I initially put in the story that Jasper and these other soldiers are supposed to rely on their training and equipment to win the day, but after some other anons made a compelling case to add even just a fraction of aura, here >>3365249 I eventually did.
None of the story even changed because it was right at the beginning.
>>3365215
I swear to fucking god Yules
>>3365620
Why is it always Soap and her in a threesome?
>>3365794
I guess the canon HJQ pairing likes their kinky sex.
>>3365822
Would you cum inside Smoke even if she told you not to?
>>3365794
Why do you think?
>>3365620
It's always Smoke, Soap AND Morrie
>>3362246
>>3365620
OT3
>>3365868
>Gold finds a crack in the room Jasper and one of her daughters checked in for the love hotel
>>3365942
>one
>not all
>>3366038
>tfw tired but you decided it was time for a boner
Today's summary
>Keppel wins. Who's the dead weight now bitches
>Yulia is very "Educational", sometimes with multiple men at once
>Jasper is a cuck and dead inside
>Stefen really likes to watch people masurbating
>Being Beesting is suffering
>Soo is better at CQC than we thought
>>3366342
>Who's the dead weight now bitches
Still Keppel "literally useless in canon and demon fodder in HJQ" Imogen.
>>3366391
her last name is Tanner m8
>>3366425
I couldn't remember what it was. Doesn't make my point any less valid.
>>3366391
>literally useless in canon and demon fodder in HJQ
That applies to more than a few characters
>>3366391
Will Kep dying in JQ prime make you feel better?
>>3366583
M8 you were just as useless when you were 14. I'd go as far as to argue you still are.
>>3366583
>Out of shape
He's literally still a child.
>>3366622
At 14 I shot a bear that fed my family for several days.
>>3366583
Soap's only moment of glory was attempting and failing to have a last stand, and that was all the way back in JQ1, Smoke is constantly getting wounded and slowing us down, Beesting literally failed basic training, couldn't fire a gun properly and being a pilot doesn't mean shit without a plane.
Everyone's useless, it means Jasper gets to be the one to do cool shit
>>3366654
Why would you shoot a bear that was feeding your family, you monster?
>>3366659
Jasper is supposed to give them some more specialized training, and with the events of JQ happening, he never got around to that
>>3366654
I presume you aren't an orphan that had to sell yourself to survive.
>>3366761
Kit just helped around the brothel, he never participated in the prostitution until you were there.
>>3366916
Imogen deserves the tender kisses she dreams of.
She also deserves the hot dickings she dreams of.