ERP Thread
Weapons of Mass Destruction Edition
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>>3331938
>>3335947
Who's the fuckin idiot that got semen on the table past her head?
>>3335947
First pic are always awesome in ERP threads
>>3335947
I fucking hate censorship laws
>>>>3335775
(Sorry for taking so long; real life stuff happened...)
>Feeling her movements in her hands, Ibuki slowly slid her hands over her breasts and nipples and started to slowly squeeze and twist them, stopping only when her own breasts were kissed and blowed on. Seeing her hand raise up for a second confused Ibuki for a bit, before she felt someone else kiss her. Feeling Mika's other partner on her, Ibuki squealed out loudly in pleasure and delight.
AH; this is so good~
Oh, you're too good for Ibuki, Mika~
>She praised as she tossed her head back and rolled her eyes backwards in lust.
Wonder how long Tomoko is banned for.
>>3336107
Not long enough.
>>3336005
Sup K-cup?
>>3336107
They're b&?
>>3336136
Yup. Being underage hours before his 18th birthday. Shit was hilarious he flipped out
>>3335841
I might, if those hands were going to give me a nice massage. I like to be relaxed when I watch a movie.
>>3335861
Gwen Stacy, it's nice to meet you!
So what brings you here today?
>>3335884
I'm not trying to give you suggestions you freak! I'm just saying it's not gonna happen.
>>3336052
(No worries).
>Mika feels absolutely delighted by your praise, but can't respond due to the love she's giving to your lower body. Her partner then turns you on your side and follows Mika's lead, giving you small kisses down your back and on your soft bottom. Nadeshiko then lifts up the top cheek and and starts to lap at your dark hole. The blonde places her plump lips on your lower ones and starts to suck and munch on your folds.
>>3336157
Oh i was just poking around a bit. I've been here for a few days now. People seem to be very nice here.
>>3336157
I can provide at least that much, my dear Gwen.
>He leans forward and touches a fingertip to her masked lips.
Though, I can't promise I'll stop at just a massage.
>>3336151
FUCKING KEK
AY LA MAO
REST IN PEACE LIL NIGGA U DED FOREVER
>makes nigger meme hand sign
>>3336230
You ban evading again, Tomoko?
>>3336196
>Letting out a loud whine, she placed a hand on Mika and another on Nadeshiko, helping them get deeper into her holes. Her whole body is shaking with excitement and lust filling up every inch of her.
OH, FUCK YES! LICK MY HOLES CLEAN!, PLEASE...
I LOVE YOU GUYS SO, SO MUCH~
>>3336260
Nah, just glad he's dead
>>3336202
Oh they are, most of them anyway. Watch out this place has a lot of freaks.
>>3336203
>She jumps back at his touch.
Hey, they didn't teach you to keep your hands to yourself. Or were manners not invented yet in the 1800s?
>>3336277
Yeah I hear you
>>3336288
It was a good comeuppance really, did nothing but funpost and finally got b&. He was ok but at the same time a menace.
>>3336285
>The anon tied to the building looks out
What if someone instagrams me hanging here?
>>3336285
Oh, don't be so uptight.
I'll let you touch me in return all you want later, alright?
>>3336270
Mmhmm~!
>The two girls pick up speed upon your encouragement and The both take their tongues and slide it into you. The Brunette tenses up her wet muscles and shoves it into your little star with a bit of force. You feel her twist and turn it all over your walls to clean every little bit. Meanwhile, Mika takes her nails and grazes them across your flesh as she pressher her face into you and laps at your sweet cunt. She then moves up and starts to suck on your clit like a lollipop all while fingering your tiny pussy.
>>3336285
I-i'll be sure to keep my eyes open.
>>3335984
>Rachel, ignoring his comments, stifled a laugh as she watched the proud man juggle onions with his tail, a smile on her face.
Pffft. Yes, that will do nicely.
>>3336285
>>3336321
>>3336350
Friiiends?!
>>3336350
>Ibuki's mind was going blank, as she started panting and squealing out loud at the pressure their tongues were giving to her asshole and cunt. She clenched her hands as tight as she could on their heads. She was slowly starting to drool in pleasure from all of this.
Oooooh...
T-thank you so much for this! I-Ibuki loves being yours~
>>3336406
>He bursts out in a short fit of laughter, nearly fumbling the onions, though catching them in his hands. He looks back at the vampiress in amusement.
All this time.. Something so silly is what amuses you?
Give me a break.
>He sighs, but keeps an involuntary smile.
Do you know how?
It's quite simple, really.
>He extends his onion-filled hands out to her.
>>3336412
I don't have 'friends.'
>>3336310
Then you'll be e-famous for a while, wouldn't that be something?
>She turns towards him, now sporting a grin on her face.
Although if you really don't want me to go, you could always beg me to stay. You better make it good too.
>>3336321
Anywhere? I mean I kind of want to feel your tail.....but I have a better offer.
You can touch me, but I decide where. Also I want a giant bowl of popcorn while we watch the movie, maybe some nachos and some dr pepper. Deal?
>>3336387
You don't have to worry about me though, I don't get aggressive with people who don't want.
>She moves closer to you, placing a hand on your shoulder.
Just stick with me and everything will be alright.
>>3336412
Do you have a need for friends?
>>3336534
What was the best? That LD isn't coming back?
>>3336500
>tfw you will never be Uncle Dio's friend
>>3336560
That happened today??
H-Hey
>>3336473
>Nadeshiko then takes her hand and starts to finger fuck your slit as Mika rises up and immediately kisses you. Her tongue dances around with yours and you can taste your own juices as she practically massages your mouth. Mika then starts to rub her pussy and backs out.
Then let's cum together my love~<3
>>3336560
Nah, your mother texted me and told me she's not buttpregnant with my buttbaby.
In my quest to choose a great /co/ ava I need help deciding what DC stuff to put on my tablet to read next. Anyone here in to western shit got suggestions or requests they'd like to maybe see eventually? Already read Batman stuff and Justice League stuff, of the New 52 junk.
>>3336585
You were banned! And hopefully again for evasion!
>>3336557
I beg you to stay... you are the most beautiful hero in the world with a form that even makes the goddess envy you and a following of loyal fans that are willing to get webbed to a skyscraper to try and fill your sexual curiosity with your powers...
>>3336637
Th-th-this is my f-f-first time here, th-th-though..
>>3336557
You may touch my tail.
I can provide the snacks, but I'll be touching you wherever I please.
I, Dio, take instruction from no one.
Take it or leave it.
>>3336577
Maybe it's because you refuse to stop calling me that.
>>3336557
>He watches calmly as she puts her hand on his should and smiles
Thank you Gwen. Its very kind of you.
>>3336630
I don't read comic books because I'm not 15.
>>3336585
You got it appealed?
>>3336683
So you're 12 and just roleplay on the internet?
Big talk to a /trash/ goer
>>3336630
>>3336683
This, you autistic faggot.
>>3336698
Got wh-what ap-appealed?
>>3336602
>Moaning in delight as she is being pleasured all around, Ibuki slides her tongue around Mika's to the best she could, as one hand pulls Mika into a hug, with the other still petting Nadeshiko's head. Letting her juices flow, she squirts all over the two girl's hands as she tossed her head backwards to let out a throaty moan.
AH~
YES; YES! THIS FEELS LIKE PERFECTION~!
>>3336585
you said you were banned for months...
>>3336726
Don't make me emasculate you again by RPing at you kid
>>3336760
Fuck yeah I do I'm hungry as shit
>>3336758
No. Its Tomokofag ban evading
>>3336743
Y-you must be thinking of someone else..
>>3336758
Y-yeah, but I didn't play Tomoko back then
>tfw I'm probably getting reported for using an avatar
>>3336824
Oh; who did you use?
>>3336672
Well, since you're old as dirt, how about Pappy Dio?
bap bap bap
>>3336882
Please no. We have enough male avas.
>>3336882
I'm only twenty! Just because I'm from 1890 doesn't make me any older than a normal person.
Time travel and immortality are two different things.
>>3336896
Ow
>>3336904
Calm your tits that's not even what he meant
>>3336854
(Ibuki is a cutie all around, like your Mika~)
>Ibuki giggled sweetly as Mika and Nadeshiko coated her face with kisses, squealing with ecstasy. After Nadeshiko left, Ibuki gave Mika another kiss on her cheek.
Ah...
That was amazing Mika; we REALLY gotta invite her back for more fun!
...But, you are more than enough for Ibuki~
>She spoke with love, gently pressing her lips onto the wrestler's.
We have probably under 10 that actively RP at all.
Is your masculinity threatened?
>>3336931
Is it canon that her undies are plaid? Because that's oddly sexy.
>>3336500
>Rachel smiles as she politely raises her hand to refuse the onions.
Oh, heavens no. Thank you kindly for the offer but I shall leave the juggling to the jesters.
>>3336909
Dio the Dino it is, then.
>>3336972
Possibly. It depends.
>>3336960
>He raises an eyebrow with a wide smirk and shakes his head, pushing the onions against her little hands.
Rachel, come now. How are you going to have fun if you don't try to? I'll show you how. Lighten up.
>>3336980
No.
>>3336952
>Does this answer your question?
>>3336999
Dionysus Dio?
I'll bring my ava out and suck dick if that shithead from HG leaves.
>>3336931
>Mika lies on her back and lets you rest your head on her chest. Her arms caresses your back and she sighs sweetly.
I just want the best for my wife, and don't worry, she loves helping me out so I can always call her back.
>She then bring you up to peck your lips.
But right now, I want you all to my self Ibuki~
>Mika then closes her eyes and relaxes her body.
>>3337002
CUTE!
>>3337073
Time travel, you dolt.
Are your ears not working properly?
>>3337058
San Dio?
>>3337063
I want to talk dirty with Mika
>>3337061
Which one? There's lots of dualposters.
>>3336909
You love it, you slut.
>>3337061
Which hg shit head?
>>3337092
No.
Just 'Dio' will do fine.
>>3337100
am not slut
am human
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. DO I SMELL DRAMA?
WHICH HG FAG? NNNNOH MY GOD, I'M GOING TO CUM
>>3337087
>Being from 1890.
>>3337114
I think I'll call you Carmen.
>>3336644
Hmm, it's not gonna win a pulitzer but I'll allow it.
>She moves over to her captive, pulling down his pants and letting them hang around his ankles. She then grabs on to his boxers, gently massaging them, feeling around his cock.
Hmmm, this gets bigger right? You don't seem all that excited to see me.
>>3336672
Come ooon, is the mighty Dio afraid of not being in control? What if we just limit you to above my waist for now. Is that agreeable?
>>3336674
Hey its no problem.
Can I ask how a young man like you became a shrine maiden? I thought they were usually female?
>>3337063
>Ibuki sighs sweetly into your arms, resting her head right on your chest.
Ah...
Me to, dear; I love being alone with you~
>She giggles sweetly, smooching your lips as you mention her underwear.
Ohl They are cute, huh? Do you want them? Ibuki has plenty of back-ups~
>>3337061
Which one desu?
>>3337138
Bit terrified, and you are still in your suit... it gets bigger...
>He has to speak up over the wind, the half erection was decently sized in his boxers but the air is thing up there
>>3337166
Not you
>rubs tum
>>3337124
Is that a problem?
>>3337128
You'll.. What?
That's just stupid, Anon.
>>3337138
>He sighs, mulling it over for a moment before looking back at the heroine.
I, Dio, am not afraid of anything. I'll remain in control, though I'll play along with your silly game.
But I want to make it perfectly clear that next time we play by my rules, understood?
>>3337166
Polt! <3
>>3337166
PUPPER
>Lupin moves like he is going to hug her but scratches behind her adorable ears instead
>>3337186
>Is probably my great great grand daddy.
Yes it's a problem.
>>3337211
..Stop this nonsense.
>>3337212
I guarantee you that I'm not related to a worm, nor will I ever have children.
>>3337211
>immediately tackles
I got the fucking bitch! Who's the man? I'm the man!
>>3337138
Well i...
>He blushes a bit
I've always wanted to be a girl. And i like being around the shrine. Its very calm and nice there.
>>3336557
I could use a good friend right now... yeah. I've been gone a while.. took a nap...
>>3337226
>nor will I ever have children
>Pulling out.
>>3337162
>Mika giggles
Oh no, I doubt they could fit me, but I do love your sense of style~
>>3337093
Dirty how~?
>>3337226
>nor will I ever have children.
Or images that you haven't spammed 500 times already.
>tfw no one will ever want to RP my fetish with me because it's way too disgusting, depraved, and highly illegal
Pic related.
>>3337226
What's the fastest way to appease a Dio?
>>3337269
So Raygo should go anon?
>>3337254
>Grabs your hand
>>3337246
>implying you need to in fiction
>>3337252
Diego fanart is pretty rare, I've got 180 images and I've pretty much sorted through all of it. Haven't bothered to go through and screenshot the manga yet though.
>>3337260
Serve him without fail for a few years.
>>3337247
Well, if you say so~
>Ibuki giggles along with her, smiling warmly.
Ah...
I love you, Mika~
(Gonna take a break; will be back tonight~)
>>3337289
>>3337298
Wrong. That answer was completely wrong, and I can explain to you how wrong. Do you know why?
>>3337301
(I was actually thinking of doing the same, though you know I probably won't be on later sadly... have a nice break!)
>>3337305
>>3337279
Ragyo at least sucks dick.
>>3337317
Why's that?
>>3337354
>The reason why
https://youtu.be/J9NCR1cEbXY?t=33s
>>3337358
Is it happening
>>3337368
No.
>>3336999
>Rachel's smile turns to a frown as he insists and hands her the onions anyway. She closes her eyes for a moment and sighs before opening them once more.
Fine. I'll try my hand.
>Rachel raises her hand, holding the onions, slightly. She loosens her grip on the onions and they begin inexplicably floating. Without a motion from her at all, the onions begin to spin around, as if being juggled by the wind.
>>3337298
>fiction
>Ruining muh immersion.
>>3337269
(S-Sorry, I guess?)
>>3337399
I-I'm sorry Dio...That was cruel and unusual punishment...
>>3337422
Dont leave us, you are thread mom and our rightful queen
>>3337439
(This isn't a monarchy, this is an anarchist state and I like it that way~)
>slaps your ass
>>3337450
Even anarchist states need mothers though, thread mom.
>>3337450
I only ment for how you dominate us so well
>>3337450
>>3337269
I post as kira sometimes. Does that mean I should go?
>when an avatar blogs more than they roleplay
>when a poster replies to shitposters because they are bored
>when a meme op is made and used
>when people wonder why the thread is shit in a meme thread
>"what character should I play?"
>when discord is mentioned
>when LD is mentioned
>when Nue is mentioned
>>3337450
>Anachist
(It's taking all my willpower to not make a Monty Python joke)
>>3337477
This.
>>3337450
Tune my hydraulics please
>>3337395
>He sits there and watches her, unamused and not knowing whether she was joking or not, holding a sort of suspended half-smile.
Er.. Rachel, that's not..
Here.
>He gently takes her hands in his, using his tail to pluck the round vegetables out of the air and put them back in her palms.
Don't use any magic, that's not fun. Sure, it's easy, but doing everything easily is boring. Trust me.
>He starts moving her (likely defiant) hands in circles, showing her the right way to do it.
>>3337413
Owned
>>3337425
I hate you.
Don't even speak to me.
You don't just joke about waifus like that man.
>>3337477
>when you make a post and forget your image
>>3337477
That's what I've been saying all this time.
>>3337496
HI DAD!
>>3337477
(Sorry. I'm just taking a break in between studying and I wanted to hang out. I'll leave if it bugs you that much.)
>>3337467
(Considering how often I've been absent lately, I'm a poor mom.)
>>3337468
(I'm not the best at it!)
>>3337485
>implying Iowa isn't the pervy big sister of the bunch
>>3337487
(The hell is stopping you?)
>>3337496
(Later.)
>>3337521
Mechanon isn't thread father though
He's more like that mechanic cousin that everyone is cool with
>>3337450
Anarchy is worse then communism! Such a fool hearty ideal! Let us turn this failed state into a proud and industrious state! A state for the all the working people here!!
>>3337477
Yes your salty cum will be amazing on my Ripperoni Pepperoni pizza
>>3337536
shh he's still my dad
>>3337477
>when you type out a paragraph starter and get meme replies
>then you see someone post porn of their character and get swarmed with genuine respondes
>>3337536
I wonder What I am....
Thread Mom: Ragyo
Thread Uncle: Diego
Thread Stepdad Who Visits Sometimes: Ainz
>>3337244
>still me...
Pleeease, I'm a litte lonely, somebody... I know you're out there. Some body...
I sigh heavily and hold my shoulders firmly
>>3337543
Heil?
>>3337530
>(The hell is stopping you?)
The violence inherent in the system.
>>3337555
Why? He's literally RPing right now.
>>3337530
Sorry, I meant moms who let you have freedom. I realized how it came out after it sent.
>>3337567
This family shit needs to stop.
>hear there are granblue fantasy avatars here
>tfw no one will pick up pic related or clarisse
>>3337567
Diego is a forced meme though.
>>3337566
you're also my dad
>>3337555
But he RP's as soon as he gets the chance.
>>3337555
Ok bye :^(
>>3337588
Why? It doesn't mean anything.
>>3337555
Yo, Dio's cool, maybe you should leave instead.
>>3337567
Thread Big Sister: Iowa
Thread Big Brothers: Mechanon, Karl
Thread Little Brother: Kawai
>>3337567
Who are grandma and grandpa? Who are oldest members?
>>3337567
>Step dad who visits sometimes
I'm here literally everyday my child
>>3337553
That's why I save that for either during the rp or private.
>>3337593
No. You stay. He can go.
>>3337521
What is up my son
>>3337530
P-promise?
The only Overwatch content I watch is Northernlion and that faggot only plays Mercy. It's giving me a hunger.
>>3337536
I'll share my robo-porn mags with you little buddy
>>3337555
Hi Johnny
>>3337566
Weird perv older brother obsessed with dicks
>>3337576
>>3337592
>>3337596
Guys don't argue with someone just because they have a bad opinion.
>>3337590
But fuck you though faggot even though I agree don't insult my memeage.
>>3337593
D-dio?! L-ord... dio?
>>3337611
Father is clearly Thread Grandpa
>>3337629
Yes, that is my name, we've been over that.
What is it?
>>3337567
Thread Aunt who only shows up at family gatherings to get shitfaced on wine: Clownpiece.
>>3337639
Father and Trixie bruh.
>>3337642
I practically throw myself at your feet, kissing them firmly. I feel tears welling in my eyes... I was so scared, but you found me...
>All that whiteknighting over HG posters
>>3337592
>Has spent the last few days throwing myself at him
>As soon as he gets the chance
>>3337639
Does that mean Shego's grandma? And she's already passed?
>>3337530
(Also studying, hope you'll be on later tonight, healslut emrcy a best)
>>3337655
>Not making a Sweden reference
YOU HAD ONE JOB!!
>>3337625
dad whats porn?
>>3337660
Guess you're just not his type?
>>3337661
Shego isn't even a poster here.
>>3337548
>>3337565
(Mercy is a fine, fine 37-year-old.)
>>3337572
(Yaaaay! God, it's been forever since I watched a Monty Python movie.)
>>3337577
(No worries~! I like to think I'm only domineering if you guys ask me to be.)
>>3337662
(More likely on Monday. My family's going to want me to hang out with them when I get back from school.)
>>3337654
>His eyes widen in surprise, not expecting the sudden display of affection. He kneels down next to her, tilting his head to look at her face.
What seems to be the matter? You're with Lord Dio now, dear. There's nothing to fear.
>>3337625
(I promise on Mercy's spandex-clad world-class ass.)
The problem with HG isn't the fact that they post in board threads, it's that they carry the same kind of behavior that they're used to over in HG, where random pointless banter is encouraged instead of actually contributing to the thread.
>>3337655
>Caring about where someone posts outside of ERP
As long as they ERP nothing else matters.
Agents, your final test is ready.
As well as the usual agents. I will be sending field operative Nika Muratova after you.
Last one to get spotted, lives.
>>3337689
So when are you going to be back and playing thread mom?
>>3337693
I look up at you and can't help but pull you into a warm embrace, a clear fire burning inside me.
Please... just wait a moment.
>>3337706
Which is what 99% of them don't ever do.
Ummm, where am I? I think I stumbled into here by... MISTAKE?!
>>3337689
(damn, monday then, the tank shall return)
>>3337704
>Implying
Anon... this kinda of banter was here in /b/ so why would it change now?
>>3337689
I want to mindbreak mercy then build her into the perfect nazi slut
>>3337723
..Alright..
>He silently accepts her hug, holding her in his arms, albeit slightly confused. He raises his hand and pets the back of her head.
>>3337684
When a male bot and a fem bot love each other very much... they spray each other in their love oils and pant about their robomusk
>>3337696
I had no idea before you previous post that Mercy was 37.
Holy fuck I want that so bad.
Sidenote: What memewatch character do you think I'd be good at?
>>3337726
Is this that dank blogposters never lewd meme?
>>3337726
There aren't any in the thread right now who fit that description. Diego's the only one being shitposted and he's RPing as we speak.
>>3337763
>What memewatch character do you think I'd be good at?
Zenyatta. He's a robro
>>3337751
(Got you covered, Springtime.)
>>3337763
oooh..
where does love oil come from?
>>3337751
But she already is Karl. Genji and Reaper are her fault, she willingly turned them into existential abominations.
>>3337748
Doesn't look like a mistake to me!
>>3337751
Banter between ERP regulars is fine because at least they generally will contribute later down the road. But when people come here to do nothing but that and nobody knows who they are except others from HG then what's the fucking point? Just stay in your threads and do your games or whatever.
>>3337764
Yeah but he's shit.
Heh. Tomoko got the hammer again
>>3337823
He's extremely IC though, saying this as someone who considers part 7 of Jojo my favorite.
Or maybe that's why you consider him shit, which I would understand.
>>3337805
Their robo-testicles
>>3337784
Hmmm, does he have a penis I can jam down Mercy's throat?
I'd be a good contrast to Jiroper's edgyness at least.
>>3337751
>tfw i will never get sexually abused by Karl
Why live
>>3337721
(Soon as I can, dear. I have a busy week ahead of me.)
>>3337763
(From my extremely limited knowledge of Overwatch, I'd say you'd make a good Hammerbro. Also, Mercy is bordering on MILF and I love it.)
>>3337807
(Did Mercy mess with Genji in the lore, too? I only know about Reaper.)
(Calm down and have a cat, all of you.)
>>3337860
She turned a dying Genji into a cyborg ninja and he had an existential crisis about it until Zenyatta snapped him out of it
>Responding to blatant shitposting
You guys are dolls
But let's not clutter up the threads with needless bullshit
>>3337860
Mercy pretty shitty though. She caused a lot of the problems.
>>3337878
(Mercy is a walking epicenter for the creation of edge, it seems.)
I wonder where Gwen went. Oh well i hope i talk to her another time. I shall retire for tonight. Goodnight.
>>3337846
wait do robots have dicks?
Does anyone else wank it to past sessions? That's what I do when the shitposting gets too bad.
>>3337985
If Jiro is any indication, so are you.
>>3338014
I mean that's all I do when I wank.
What, you usually wank during sessions or something?
>>3338014
I save my favorite ones for that, yeah.
>tfw you try to erp and get no replies
>tfw you post a obvious shitpost and get all the (You)s in the world.
>>3337984
(Don't be jealous, Parsee~)
>>3338020
(Now now, Jiro isn't edgy at all outside Reaper~ He's a huge sweetheart.)
>>3338014
Blogging and shitposting? In MY thread?
>>3338043
Wanker!
Could you guys keep it down a little?
>>3338014
Nah, I just pass the time with something else while lurking and waiting for a nice ava to show up.
>>3337860
So I've got votes for Zeny and Rainhard, I'll give it some thought then since I'll be busy the next few days with nothing much to do but think.
>already did an RP making myself be ragyo's son
>would be a retread trying it again with mercy
I'll just have to pound it a different way
>>3338003
Yeah, huge throbbing ones
>>3338001
Maybe I could use Zen for when thread is full shitposting and tell them to calm down.
>>3338049
Blame HG, they're fueled by shitposting and drama.
>>3338056
>Jiro isn't edgy at all outside Reaper
He gets pretty yandere sometimes
>>3338070
>Busts your wall down
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
>>3338095
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKumGqIgitg
>>3338081
d-dad thats lewd..
>>3338085
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING HG
BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN OR ELSE YOU'RE FIRED
>>3338092
(Yandere isn't edgy by default, though. And all the yandereposting with Jiro threatening anons is in-character for Jiro the sergal, not the poster himself~)
>>3338081
(Or you could do Soldier "Gas the kikes, save the Reichs" 76.)
>>3338056
Should I post as my other ava since you'll continue saying I am jealous when I am stating a fact.
(Sorry guys had to step out for a bit)
>>3337186
Fine fine, whatever you want.
>She grabs him by the hand leading, him inside.
Come on, i want to see how big your T.V is, you have one of those right?
>>3337180
Being terrified is good, it will help you remember who's in charge here.
>She removes her hoody and starts to unzip her suit, her breasts hanging out of her costume. She runs her hand down his chest, unbuttoning his shirt as she felt up his body.
I hope this is helping you~
>>3337235
Oh so your like one of those Transgenders? That's cool, I'm down with the whole LGBT crowd.
So what do you do in the shrine?
>>3338085
Pretty much, its sad
>>3338128
I want to get you in my sights and rapid fire semen on your face
>>3338122
Sorry son but you asked, and I'm honest with my kids
>>3338126
Too bad, that's all there is around here nowadays.
>>3337798
Unf yes! I would love parading you around on all fours, while you hungrily slurp at each cock you see
>>3337807
Oh? I haven't read the lore but I probably will now
>>3337814
I will say one thing, it pisses me off when we try to be good hosts, we let them dot heir thing and some of them still decide to shitpost by hosting games in here amoungst other things
That being said a few HGers have erped in here before
>>3338043
>Not cumming for your partner as a reward for their hard work
Making someone else cum is the main reason I even do this
>>3337847
Sexual abuse? Is that something like me choking you or slapping your ass, face, cunt.cock or tits? Would it include me stepping on you and calling you filth?
If so then all you need do is ask anon~ But! It will probably be as anon
>>3338152
(Sorry but i need to go to bed, i hope we'll talk another time)
>>3337988
;_; I'm bad at this.
>>3338161
You're fired, now get out of my fucking office
>>3338014
I don't screencap any, but I definitely do think of them or the characters who rp'ed when I fap nowadays.
>>3338155
That's what emails and other things are for anon but yes it is sad that when someone tries to erp who new they get nothing.
>>3338152
Its helping... alot
>His eyes stare at her perky breasts as his shirt is opened and his form revealed, growing to a more respectable size every moment
>>3338135
(No, I agree. The character Mercy made a mistake with Reaper, but she did what she had to do to save Genji's life. It's pretty basic character building, but it works~)
>>3338160
>Guardian Angels the fuck out of the thread
>>3337499
>Rachel blankly stares as Diego corrects her and instructs her on how to properly juggle. She yanks her hands away once he shows her the correct way to juggle.
Fine.
>She adopts the correct stance as she prepares, a focused look in her eyes. She takes a deep breath. She tosses the first onion. Then the second and third. Astoundingly, on her first attempt, she perfectly fails to catch any of the onions and they all hit the floor. Rachel blankly looks down at the now bruised onions before shutting her eyes and calmly stating.
This bores me. Do something else.
>>3338128
Man if you love Jiro so much why don't you just marry him :,^(
>>3338152
>He takes her hand and grins a cocky smile, leading her to a set of stairs going downwards. As he takes her down, he starts to explain.
Of course, that's one of the first things I bought upon arriving in this time.
>He opens a door at the bottom to reveal a giant movie screen and... One couch. A single couch in the middle of the room.
It's not fully furnished yet, though.
>>3338194
PLEASE COME BACK
>>3338179
i don't think so, sir
>pulls out katana folded over a billion times
>teleports behind u and slices ur head off
nothing personnel............... sir
>>3338194
Mercy is a walking mistake that should be dead and let Sombra come in already.
>>3338188
>tfw you still feel bad for Parsee's last attempt with anons
>>3338126
I haven't seen spider-man in awhile.
>>3338219
>Pic.
>>3338224
You mean the rape?
>>3338178
(Don't worry about it. I had fun speaking with you. I hope it gets a little more fun next time i'm around the time you are)
>>3338211
Dubs confirm, Ragyo must marry Jiro
>>3338174
(I'll try better next time)
>>3338234
Yeah, the big setting, with the dungeon.
Will Diego leave already?
>>3338256
Spider-Man made me forget using my picture, he's a menance!
>>3338179
You are a worthless, friendless, faggot-lipped little piece of shit whose mommy left daddy when she figured out he wasn't Eugene O'Neill, and who is now weeping and slobbering all over my drum set like a fucking nine-year old girl! So for the final, FATHER-FUCKING time, SAY IT LOUDER!
>>3338255
>this post also got dubs
CONFIRMED
>>3338264
In which i was the only person who took it so its your fault to... but yes Parsee needs an open starter again
>>3338267
I hope not.
>>3338270
SECURITY, GET THIS NUTJOB OUT OF MY FUCKING OFFICE
>>3338267
Are you jealous that a male ava is actually getting some attention or something?
>>3338264
I had fun with it.
>>3338169
Well yeah thats what I mean by it
I would ask but it'd be my first time rp'ing and I might be bad at it
>>3338211
(Because I'm a perpetually single thread mom.)
>>3338219
(Harsh. I ought to slap Ryona's doggo ass until her cheeks are as red as a Golden Delicious apple.)
>>3338255
>>3338278
(B-BUT ELIZABETH AND JIRO ARE ALREADY MARRIED!)
>>3338285
And here comes mister gay pride of the Upper West Side himself. Unfortunately, this is not a Bette Midler concert, we will not be serving Cosmopolitans and Baked Alaska, so just play faster than you give fucking hand jobs, will you please?
>kisses everyone on the lips
I love you guys, even if you hate all of us at HG.
Maybe one day I'll fuck each and every one of you guys into oblivion.
>>3338256
>>3338268
I think he has better things to do then make you forget an image.
>>3338304
THE POWER OF KEK COMPELS THAT IT BECOMES REALITY
>>3338323
(Stay classy, Soda Can.)
>>3338304
Someone posted this in /a/ and I immediately thought of you.
>>>/a/142613863
>tfw everyone just cucks me with yuruposter
>ragyo married to jiro already
>no one ships me with miku
How can I force this meme? I don't want to be alone.
>>3338336
You keep at it, Mechanon
You keep at it and you make it real
>>3338208
>His gaze goes flat, following the onions as they hit the ground with a dull thud. He thinks for a moment before nodding, having three opaque cups appear in front of him, along with one of the onions from the floor.
Would you like to make a bet within a bet, Rachel?
>He shuffles the cups around, putting the onion underneath one of them.
The rules are simple, I've thought of this just now.
If you can guess where the onion is, then I'll subtract a day from our bet. But if you fail to guess, then you have to kiss me. A fun, pointless gamble.
>>3338336
i ship you with miku, dad :)
>>3338303
I'm bad at it too so don't you worry <3
>>3338336
>Not shipped with Sponty
What is life
>>3338349
FUCK YOU SPIDERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>3338336
Mechanon x Yuruposter is best ship.
>>3338304
>That picture.
Damn it healslut, you're really making me wanna break you right now.
>>3338336
>Not shipped with a hex girl, guildmarm, or [spoiler]vampire loli[/spoiler]
Life is suffering
>>3338323
S-s-souda you perverted molester...
>>3338323
Love you too Souda. Stay fresh man.
>>3338391
S-Stop making it hard for me to leave!
>>3338336
Being alone isn't so bad. You get to understand yourself better.
>>3338410
>S-Stop making it hard
>>3338371
I disapprove of this meme.
>>3338379
I ship you with Rachel. It just remains to be seen which one will be the top and which one will be licking the other's heels.
>>3338359
Alright I guess we can try?
b-be gentle
>>3338288
He's just really bland, boring, and cringy.
>>3338336
Do cute rp's with her instead of just saying that it should happen.
>>3338304
I just want Sombra!
>>3338333
Hopefully. Maybe, a day at the Casinao where Parsee is the dealer but lost all her chips and has to pay the winners a different way.
>>3338410
You dont like me or Mioda-san in that way Souda-chan...
(Ive been meaning to let Peko harass you during one of your outings here)
>>3338435
All male avas are.
>>3338430
>first time you yurupost in ages is to disavow me
>>3338331
(Nani?!)
>>3338335
(Ahhh, the Kiryuin Heel Clack of Pure Authority. My signature move.)
>>3338377
(Thank you, sir! May I have another?)
>>3338417
(Ainz. Ragyo and Ainz power marriage when?)
>>3338439
(Quiet or I'll use the end of the Caduceus Staff as a paddle.)
>>3338430
I ship you with Dexter's dad.
>>3338448
This times infinity
>>3338435
He is the best Male ava we got, tell me who is better or do you think that boring, bland, cringey, and male is reserved for anons?
>>3338448
Very true, but at least some are cool to chill with, or funny or something. But he's neither.
>>3338439
That...that actually sounds really funny and good at the same time.
>>3338443
Look babe, I'm not a midget with anger issues. I'm too good for someone like you.
>>3338471
Solaire was good when mechanon still used him.
>>3338454
It's only been like 3 days, but I wouldn't miss that chance.
>>3338458
>
>>3338435
What did I ever do you you anon?
>>3338448
This pretty much
>>3338433
Alright~
>He gently abuses you
Before I seriously start I should tell you that I can be pretty hit or miss, and tell me about yourself, what gets you going?
>>3338455
>Nani?!
YOUR OWN DUBS CONFIRM
MAKE IT HAPPEN
Besides you both make it plainly obvious anyway.
>>3338488
Solaire was a joke Ava though
>>3338498
(Don't take this the wrong way, Kronie, but I can't help but think of Voldo from Soul Calibur whenever I look at you.)
(Mute contortionist manslut when?)
>>3338487
Are you insulting my master? do you wish it of me to remove your shark teeth and replant them in another opening Souda?
>>3338471
Solaire was pretty good
Karl can actually be really funny sometimes.
24
>>3338455
I can death with it. Ah but still, Ragyo is too young and pretty for an old skeleton like me.
>>3338531
No thanks, I'm waiting for Komaru to do that.
>>3338552
~
>>3338509
He was? I played him best I could, just ran out of good ways to use him, or people to play him off of. Anons won't play with male avas unless you're a cockslut most of the time, or in a joking manner.
>>3338494
Love you too sweetie.
>>3338436
I was actually considering it next Monday if she does a show, honestly.
>>3338534
Solaire was until he began treating this place like Facebook. Now he is a cringey, annoying asswipe who speaks in ebonics.
>>3338564
>is too young and pretty for an old skeleton like me.
So does that make you Thread Great Grandfather?
>>3338192
Well you better, I usually don't this for just anyone.
>Gwen pulls down the shirt portion of her suit, throwing I against the side of the building and securing it with more webs. She pulls down his boxers, exposing his entire body to the cold new york winds. She grabs on to his shaft with both hands, twisting it in opposite directions with both hands.
I hope your not to cold up here, my little fanboy.
>>3338211
>She looks around the blank room, the minimalist layout was actually pretty refreshing compared to his bedroom. She walks over to the couch, taking a seat at one end and starts to look for the remote.
Alright, I'm impressed. How do you turn this thing on?
>>3338494
Kiss Mechanon
We're pretty close to a tier list in here it loos like.
>>3338581
I-I'm sorry mom, I'll go back to using myspace...
>>3338564
We could try setting her up with Father
>>3338455
God damn you hot little bitch, next session I'm gonna use you harder than the previous ones.
>>3338616
Father is dedicated to Shego.
>>3338569
Naegi's sister is going to put your teeth in your own rectum? I had no idea she was so violent...
(We need a Junko again... and i have requested a Sonia)
>>3338606
You first.
(Alright, that's enough out of me. Later, ERP. I'll leave you with a song I think is appropriate to the avatar~)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIycEe59Auc
>>3338564
(Oh Ainz. She'll make you feel young again~)
>>3338505
(Harrumph.)
>>3338619
(Hammer me like you fucking mean it~!)
>>3338633
>A Sonia
(Well, if I wasn't dead set on sticking with Mercy for as long as I can...)
(Aristocrats are kind of a fetish of mine.)
>>3338612
I fucking dare one of you assholes to conjure uo one with all the Blogposters on top. Please purge this shit into oblivion.
Was there ever a Jolyne in the threads or am I just stupid?
>>3338498
Ah man I'm the same
Probably stuff like teasing, maybe even bloodplay
Its pretty much up to you
>>3338603
A bit cold... but it still looks a good size... though we should put it somewhere warm quickly...
>His balls were shriveled and his entire body tense with the new york wind even with the breasts of his favorite heroine infront of him and trusting in her webs
>>3338633
*Puts a rag in your mouth.*
>>3338662
>Caring about blogposting
Hello, Discord.
>>3338603
>He presses a button on the wall, next to a speaker, which connects to a cute-sounding woman on the other end.
Yes, put on Jurassic Park and leave us alone for the next two hours, at least.
>He goes on to list the snacks she'd asked for before going to sit down next to her. After a few minutes, the movie begins, and the snacks are delivered by a scantily-dressed maid, who leaves immediately. He leans over and wraps his arm around her, a wide, shit-eating grin on his face.
So?
>>3338665
Jolyne is too pure..
>>3338516
I-is that a good thing?
I can be a contortionist manslut but mute?
also take care~
>>3338583
I'm not that old
>>3338616
Fathers pretty up on the shego train.
>He only gave kallen alchemy afterall.
>>3338581
dude blogposts a bit much but ERPs pretty good and even takes requests which almost no one takes him up on.
you're not really presenting a fun personality yourself, anon. dunno where you get the ebonics thing either
>>3338665
>Are you trying to pick her up?
>>3338665
DMG is planning on picking up Jolyne
>>3338471
Kawai
>>3338676
Mmmpf
>She nods thank you to her owner
>>3338718
His males are boring and bland
His females are really good though
>sexualizing jolyne
[angry dolphin noises]
>>3338683
Really? Cause I remember her talking about diddling herself and being jealous of an organism that can have sex with anything.
>>3338651
(I look forward to the day I [catch the rainbow]. Have a good night.)
>It's another male avatars are terrible episode.
>>3338768
Exactly
You don't sexualize Jolyne
You just don't
>>3338768
>Not sexualizing this
>>3338744
>Kawai
>ERPing
not him but WHO DOES HE USE
>>3338776
After she got caught diddling she said, and I quote, "now I can't get married!"
P U R E
>>3338802
>jilling off in prison
NOT
PURE
>>3338783
please do
>>3338802
Don't do this. This is what drives people off.
>>3338658
>>3338678
Shit...
>>3338613
>Drinks from the same drink as you.
Kansetsu kisu. Close enough.
>>3338796
Kawai has so many avas that pretty soon he'll have more than Luffy.
>>3338356
>Rachel sighed, exasperated. She reopened her eyes and looked at Diego, her expression one of perpetual boredom.
Fine.
>Her brow furrowed as her stare turned sharp.
But nothing more than a single kiss.
>Her stare then relaxed to its natural state.
>>3338813
B E Y O N D
P U R E
>>3338736
>Pets your head before spanking your ass.
>>3338822
just look when there was a holo.
>>3338781
You got it.
>>3338783
Now it's personal.
>>3338828
>>3338825
>>3338678
Was obviously meant for the one above you: >>3338677
>>3338825
>Hugs the Yuruposter
>>3338841
Exactly.
>>3338828
>>3338846
Jolyne is HOT! HOT!
Name one good ava that hardly gets mentioned.
>>3338666
Do you have discord?
>>3338839
MMMPF
>Her ass responds to the slap well as she looks around at the others to see if she is going to be forced on someone again
>>3338494
>Kisses.
>>3338825
>she used nipnog words at me
D-did I lose my robo-virginity~?
>>3338658
>>3338677
Arigato tomodachi!
>>3338870
Kallen*
>>3338825
>pretty soon he'll have more than Luffy.
A weapon that can rival Metal Gear!? Madness.
>>3338873
Elphelt
>>3338873
Rei.
>>3338873
Junko.
>>3338890
Itsu demo, robotto!
>>3338826
Of course, I wouldn't think to do anything more.
>As soon as she accepts, he starts frantically spinning the cups around each other. The one in the middle had the target underneath, though his enhanced raptor speed made them nearly a blur. It seemed to go to the left, then right, then right again... But after that it was up to her senses to keep up. Eventually, he stops, looking up at her and raising his hands from the cups.
Which is it? And no, it's not under my sleeves. You have one guess.
>>3338873
Blackfire
So there I was, being a random anon, when suddenly...
>>3338912
Where is that slut?
>>3338944
>>3338944
Robots blogposting, lesbians kissing soda cans! Madness!
>>3338890
>Nipnog words
What did he mean by this?
>>3338873
Any female Kawai plays.
People seem to remember him more for him blogposting.
>>3338961
You are a god for posting this picture.
>>3338951
I wish I could tell you Anon.
>>3338974
>What did he mean by this?
What did she mean by this?
>>3338898
>>3338870
Another one of my avas
>>3338874
Sadly no
Should i make one?
>>3338974
Why Nue in a shark suit?
This place is so confusing. I don't know what's even real anymore.
>>3338873
Valentine
>>3338873
People mention mechanon for his blogging but his Tenryuu is hot and his brief spat with Valentine was goat
Kawai is in the same grey area. His chicks are amazing but le sleepy maymay
Kogure
Miyafuji when she RPs instead of talks about what streams she's watching
Just off the top of my head.
>>3338873
Mary. I wonder what happened to her.
NAME AN AVATAR THAT MAKES YOU ANGERY.
Don't fucking reply to me if you are an anonymous poster.
>>3339009
Miss you.
>>3338875
>Picks you up and drags you away from the public eye.
>>3338625
he deserves a Shego...
>>3339093
Disappeared when it became apparent that Alex Mercer was never coming back
>>3339106
Gyro Zeppeli
>>3339106
Diego
Mechanon
FIGHT ME
>>3339106
That idiot blonde called Iowa.
>>3339134
Thats a little depressing to be honest.
>>3339134
>tfw Alex Mercer never came back
Suffering
>>3339106
Kuga.
>>3339106
LD
Clownpiece depending on his posting style at the time. Depending on how drunk he may be he's either ok or an obnoxious tool.
Kenny
Karl for always Kowan posting when I'm afk
>>3339106
(No one. No one that isn't banned at least.)
>>3339199
So tsundere.
>>3339229
>Kenny
Explain
>hur dur i hate male avas because theyre better at getting women than me
Top lel. Try being more alpha you fucking losers. I have no problem RPing as anon because im not a beta pussy like the rest of yall....
>>3339229
>Kenny
Why though, mecha?
>>3339229
>Kenny
Based.
>>3339245
My anger is genuine towards that brute!
>>3339106
The Doll
>>3339262
But I like being a beta pussy!
>>33386718
Poor baby, are you cold? Don't worry I'll fix that.
>She gives him a quick peck on the lips, before crawling upside down, straddling his shoulders. Gwen places her slit over his mouth, grabbing on to his legs as she takes his hard cock into her warm mouth.
>>3338683
>She raises a hand up, using it to cover his face.
Shhhh, I'm trying to watch.
>She takes a huge helping of nachos and stuffs it in her face.
Man these are pretty good, way better than the stale ones at the AMC.
>She countinues to stare at the screen, almost forgetting Dio is even there.
>>3339222
>Suffering
Trips don't lie.
>>3339291
>She
>>3339294
Suuuuure it is.
When's the wedding?
>All of these names
>All of these avatars.
Is there something besides this thread I should know about? This is all so complex.
>>3339229
<3
I could bring her out right now, but the quality might be lacking
>>3339106
Dio
For not letting me suck that cock
Clown
For scaring off shinoa
>>3339294
You like it when she gets naked.
>>3339311
m-much better~
>His mouth eagerly begins to explore the spider girls sex as his cock seems to grow even a bit larger in the warmth of her mouth
>>3339291
fair enough
>>3339329
Um. You're not part of a clique? Look, sweety, maybe you should lurk a bit before trying to play with the popular kids.
>>3339294
I added you on that discord thing by the way, no idea if it went through.
>>3339260
>>3339264
Doesn't ERP, just hangs out to feed Kurisu's ego and was happy to be part of LD's clique. Hate or dislike is a strong word to use and they're less obnoxious now that I don't have to see them interact with LD, but yeah.
>>3339333
Don't worry about it broseph
>>3339229
>Kenny
I like you a lot more now.
>>3339329
Nothing that's incredibly necessary
>>3339367
A clique? What the fuck? You make it sound like there's roaming gangs of roleplayers riding around the wastes on motorcycles.
>>3339401
TONIGHT
ERP GANGS
IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD
>>3339401
More like a high school cafeteria.
>>3339311
>He frowns and sighs, turning his head back to look at the movie screen. He crosses his legs, not even trying to make a move for most of the movie. He pretty much just sits there and pouts most of the time, stealing a nacho or two from her every five minutes. Soon enough, the part with the raptors comes on, and his face lights up more than he probably meant for it to.
There they are, there. These are my favorite. They're like me, aren't they? Strong and powerful, but also fast and intelligent. Truly the pinnacle of dinosaurs.
>>3339329
No, just erp after a while you'll just learn it all through osmosis.
>>3339421
GET FUCKED
GET FUCKED
GET FUCKED
GET FUCKED
GET FUCKED
>>3339401
Who says there aren't, sweetcheeks? You lookin' to cruise?
>Combs hair
>>3339447
I like this anon.
>>3339421
ANONS!
COME OUT TO PLAAAYYY!
AAAANNNOOOONNNSSS!
COME OUT TO PLLAAAAAYYYAAAYYY!
>>3339401
There isn't?
>Iowa riding a Harley
>Mecha as motorcycle version of Prowl, with Yuru riding sidecar.
>We have a Rin.
>>3339467
>Sets your hair on fire with my pubic hair, which also happened to be on fire, due to a flare gun
>>3339467
The heart pupils I like, the anal fisting implications, not so much.
>>3339392
Sadly there is nothing we can do about it.
>>3339323
Never who would want to...wait, that's not a bad idea actually. A new breed of Swordsmen fused with Boat girl genes...!
>>3339342
...It's to humiliate her!
>>3339392
(I didn't get the invitation somehow, you sure you got the number right? Hotarumaru#4869, Although I don't know how to look for people myself)
>>3339480
>That's a lot to process for me anon.
>Just sort of falls to the ground and curls up in a ball.
>>3339495
Who says it'll be your ass or a fist at all, anon?
>Mary disappeared because of the lack of Mercer's presence
(I should bring him back again?)
>>3339540
>Cums on your hair to put out the fire
>Cuddles with you
Was it as good for you as it was for me
>>3339528
Well good luck finding a priest who will marry you two.
>>3339528
Oh you gave me a Misaki one a few days ago.
There, hopefully.
>>3339527
Just like I can't help never being around when you Ryouna post ;_;
>>3338937
>Rachel was certain she had kept her eyes on the correct cup the entire time, but Diego's speed made her doubt herself a bit. Surely she could just use her sorcery to cheat and ensure a victory but... she felt she was above that. She could not sense any sort of trickery on Diego's part... so she would take her less than desirable punishment if she were to fail.
This one.
>Rachel pointed at the cup in the center.
>>3339036
Do you need help?
>>3339065
I'm happy that someone still thinks of me like that but at the same time feel bad for fully realizing the latter part. Sorry anon that I haven't lived up to it.
>>3339475
[Muffled motorbike noises in the distance]
>>3339557
LET THE LEGEND COME BACK TO LFIE
>>3339568
Such is life.
>>3339559
>Turns over and runs a hand down his cheek.
>Leans in and whispers.
Yes, it was beautiful. I love you, anon.
>>3339572
You let me finally kiss that ass yesterday, you got a reprieve.
>>3339611
I really need to lewd you one of these days.
>>3339568
(Changed my name for hotarumaru. Got a friend request here, is that you?)
>>3339563
Who needs a priest? That idiot will be under my command forever in a free union...with me as the leader!
>>3339591
>Hides
OH GOD, THEY RIDE AT SUNSET! EVERYONE GET DOWN!
>>3339572
Yes, that would be great. This place is even more confusing than a Brakmarian Sewer.
>>3339570
>His grin fell to a frown and he sighs, lifting up the cup in the middle and revealing the onion underneath. His tail raises the two other cups and stacks them stop each other, showing that there were no tricks and she guessed correctly.
You're too good. I suppose I just can't beat that perception of yours, Rachel. Looks like we're down to six days left.
>He regains his smile and shrugs, kicking up his feet on the table in front of him.
Oh, well.
Would you like to pick something else, or maybe you'd like that meal I mentioned?
>>3339540
Well what else would it be?
>>3339591
[sadness upon the realization that you are only lurking noises]
>>3339629
I'm here at dead hours mostly or on Sundays and Mondays mainly. But I'm not entirely against tending to someone if they want me. I just won't reply to like 3+ replies unless I really have the time for it.
>>3339645
Boosh.
>>3339598
(I'll see what i can do, but it won't be tonight. The reason i didn't posted anymore was because i lost interest and thought it was starting to take a wrong turn. I hope they still lurk the thread if not, it won't stop me anyway.)
>>3339610
Shut the fuck up, you filthy whore, I didn't tell you to talk.
I love you too.
>>3339645
Hmm, yes I'm sure she will.
Hopefully your kids won't be too messed up.
>>3339645
Lead? You're short.
>>3339669
Oh it's mostly me, so many avas I admire from afar, but I never know when or how to approach.
>>3339665
Use your imagination, anon. It could be anything. A baseball bat and a very large straw. A gigantic hotdog and a much smaller donut. Your dick and my butt. Anything. The sky's the limit.
>>3339674
Wow, so rude. I think I'm going to have to rethink our pre-established relationship for awhile. Don't call me, I'm staying at the Holiday Inn for the time being!
>>3339719
I was like that too at first.
>>3339611
>Shivers and runs again.
>>3339653
>The girl smiled cheerily at the boy shorter than her and put her hands behind the back as she spoke, visibly into it wanting to help with whatever may be.
Well, what do you need help with? Instructions to the places here in ERP town or maybe the many characters we have here?
>>3339725
Quiet, fatty. You love when I call you a smelly slut.
>>3339725
I do have to admit, your butt does look very tempting.
>>3339347
>She hums softly as her fan licks at her exposed vagina. Saliva began to leak down the side of his shaft as she swirled her tongue around his head, doing her best to lube him up for what was to come. Once she feels like it's enough, she releases his cock, making a popping sound. Gwen returns to an upright postion, placing her now wet sex against his.
Ready for the main course?
>>3339423
>She looks away from the screen, for the first time since the movie started, and smiles.
You sure like dinosaurs. I didn't know your eyes could light up like that. I thought the only faces you could make were smug douche and subway rapist.
>She looks back at the screen.
They are pretty cool arent they? I knew a guy who was kind of part lizard, but it didn't end well for him.
(Anyone willing to entertain a long term imouto romance ERP right now? A one on one thing, that is. If so, I'll draft something up and post it.)
>>3339736
>Not immediately wanting to cuddle Cuteryuu
>>3339736
>Pokes your stomach
>>3339022
Scanty Demon #5062
Or if you want to do it in the thread then just hit me up later okay? <3 btw why do you want me to do it of all people?
>tfw deja vu
>>3339818
(Can it be over days? If so, count me in)
>>3339806
To be spider fucked against a skyscraper? ive been ready!
>His cock twitches in anticipation and if he could move anything but his neck he would show his overjoyness
>>3339755
>Grins back up at the taller, older girl.
>He almost seemed to beam innocence up at her.
Both would be nice! I'm still confused about what this place is.
>>3339719
I'm still like that though...
>>3339909
(That would be the idea, yes. Should I go ahead and post something, then?)
>>3339924
It's probably because we're both avas ourselves.
Oh! you are back, I bet you have lots of stories!
>>3339806
>He catches himself and quickly returns to his normal look, trying hard to make his love for dinosaurs less apparent.
I don't understand what you mean. Dinosaurs are simply powerful beings. That's all there is to it.
>He tilts his head towards her as she talks, resting his hand on her opposite shoulder.
"Kind of part lizard?"
>>3339946
Yes, guildmarm, I fought a Brachydios with my bare hands and came out victorious.
An easy victory, may I add.
/flex
>>3339761
>Driving down the road.
>Looks out the rain covered window with a sigh.
>...I think I might be in an abusive relationship.
>>3339766
See, anon? Such an imagination!
>Wiggles her hips some next to him.
You really think so though?
>>3339666
Sorry man, tonight I RP nonlewd DnD
>>3339941
(Fine by me.)
>>3339852
Sent a friend req senpai
And because i love you of course<3
>>3340028
(Alright, I'll type something up and post it shortly. Thank you, anon, and I hope you enjoy it.)
>>3340009
You suggested it, but if you say so!
>Reaching over, the anon gropes onto her ass to test just how thick it was.
And of course I think so!
>>3340009
>Lightning strikes
>I pop up on the other side of the window with a chainsaw
>>3339645
Oi, what's this now??
>>3340109
Iowa <3
>>3340109
He's playing hard to get!
Fresh new JoJo meme right off the burners
>>3340143
And you are playing best to get<3
>>3340109
Just coax him...
>>3339820
Monstrous.
>>3339838
>Jiggles
>>3340168
I want to give Tenryuu a big ol' kiss on the tummy!
>>3339923
Oh, well then..
>She sat down by the park fence, with small well trimmed trees behind her and began her thought process.
Hmm, well this is a place called ERP town, there's such places like an open door bath, hotel, inn, the pool, school and many others to visit, even a mansion. All of which are open to public to visit whenever they wish. You should give it a go and maybe you'll bump into some new people while at it. Most here are really friendly so you don't have to be feel reserved.
>She nodded to herself smiling as she concluded the first part of the story.
As for the people? Well, there's so many of them it's impossible to keep track of really. From robots to embodiment of middle-school lesbian girls to high school gyarus and all the way to undead sorcered skeletons and nazis even, you've got everything at some point.
>She lowered her voice and looked both ways before continuing.
And many of which, partake into lewd acts here together. The subtitle for the ERP town you see is 'Lewd is love, lewd is life', thus erotic nature and sexuality is very open here.
>Her cheeks blushed as she finished explaining.
So there you have it!
>>3340168
>Jiggly girls
Disgusting
And yes I have touched women in real life I just have standards
I don't fuck pigs
>>3339656
>Rachel calmly brushed a stray strand of hair from her face, her expression stony but feeling proud of her victory in her mind.
Was there ever any doubt?
>She closed her eyes and spoke casually.
I suppose I could go for a meal now.
>>3340168
Admit the cute, Cuteryuu!
>>3340162
Is that supposed to be a compliment~?
>>3340168
Are you eating a little more on the side my silly sister.
>>3340179
I'd give it more then just a few kisses myself!
>>3340136
>Iowa hugs the man
A heart back to you too, sir! My blazing, fiery one!
>>3340143
H-Hard to get? He's usually only hard in a certain area when he approaches me...
>>3340163
C-Coax him to do what??
>>3340149
im dying
>>3340226
Yup, you're anon worshipper is here to say how best you are as always!
>>3340187
I'm happy for you, I really am. <3
I've already publically oinked for Miku anyway.
>>3340201
Semi-cute at best.
>>3340226
Had some good ass sushi today, for reals.
>>3340227
Yay!
>>3339967
A Brachydios with your bare hands?! how is that possible?! you are very strong!
>>3340227
Be more open about his feelings. His body is more truthful than his mind, judging from the stories you tell.
>>3340035
I haven't received it yet, what's your name and #?
Why love me? Have I don't anything to deserve this love from you anon?
>>3340258
Full order of cute! With cute buns on the side and a thicc shake!
>>3340262
Nah. Anything with the name "dio" in it is usually weak as fuck
>>3340227
That's what happens when you tease a little boy you know!
>She pokes your exposed midriff.
But you do treat that issue right correct?
>>3340247
So much praise, hehehe, you'll make me so flustered.
>>3340258
So you're all full now, should I give your lips a little kiss for a good job?
>>3340189
>He nods and claps twice. A few seconds later, a scantily-dressed maid comes around the corner with a platter, along with a fork and knife. A man in a suit then brings in napkins, along with several different containers of multicolored liquid. They both bow and leave. On the various platters lay various different foods, from baked frog legs and seasoned tomato to small slabs of juicy tenderloin. Although the star of the show in the middle, drizzled with a red sauce, was the Mill Crêpe surrounded by a circle of financiers, just as she'd mentioned she liked the day prior.
See anything that interests you here?
>>3340228
Ikr I saw that shit and I had to share
>>3340262
Of course I am. I'm part Velocidrome, after all. Did I not tell you?
>>3340296
But you are the most beautiful ship with your ideal form and adorable short hair and eyes I could lose hours looking into, I try and make you flustered every time you are here to know atleast one anon loves you~
>>3340028
Late at night, sleeping in your room, you're woken up by the sudden need to use the bathroom. Still half asleep, you make your way to the bathroom and do your business, before heading back to your room. Stepping through the hallway where your bedroom is located, you pass by the door of the bedroom belonging to your younger sister, Reiko. Thanks to your slow pace, you're stopped in your tracks when you suddenly notice some odd sounds coming from her room. You stand by the door and attempt to listen, only to notice the door isn't fully closed, leaving a small crack to peer through. Doing so immediately, just as an unconscious action, the quiet vocalizations remain difficult to make out, until your eyes catch sight of your sister's bed.
In nothing but a loose fighting t-shirt, and panties that rest at her thighs, Reiko lays on her side, curled up, with both hands between her legs. You suddenly realize just what you've been hearing this entire time. Thankfully, she doesn't seem to have noticed you, and probably wouldn't, were you to choose to remain there quietly. Before you make whatever decision you do, however, one sound in particular suddenly catches your ear.
"Onii-chan..."
>>3340259
Ahaha~
>>3340269
Hah....nah, he's just a dumb brat. No way he means any of that. What a silly kid.
>>3340296
>Iowa responds by poking her friend in her fatty chest down below her head.
Of course I do. I wouldn't turn him away.
>>3340281
minnuit#3651
I <3 you because you're you!
>>3340041
Cripes, anon! You sure move fast.
>Chuckles some as she feels his hands kneading and grabbing at her thick posterior.
Well, I guess that's nice to hear.
>>3340064
>Looks out the window and gasps.
>Quickly swerves off the road and flips into a ravine.
>What a shocking twist.
>>3340294
N-no that's too much
>>3340296
Maybe, pervo onee-chan
>>3340352
Speaking of fat pigs
>>3340378
The space after the# that I gave you fucked it up
>>3340381
>The police chalk it up as a freak accident
>Is questioned, but never convicted
>Gets away with it
>>3340322
>Fighting off the urge to resume sleeping, Anon slowly walks over to her doorway. He does not want to aggravate her, yet he does show concern on his visage. The lewd sounds could easily be interpreted as illness or pain among other things after all. Feeling the need to alert his presence, the young man positions himself towards the crack in the doorway. As to add to immersion, he softly speaks the following.
Reiko-chan, are you okay?
>>3340181
>Has produced a small notepad to jot down notes as she begins her long explanation of this strange, magically lewd town.
>Nods some as she finishes.
Huh..That's a lot to take in, but a bath sounds amazing. I'm not sure what a lesbian is, but I'm sure I'll figure it out eventually. Thanks for all the advice.
>Extends his hand to her.
>Giving her a big, toothy grin.
My name's Yugo! Nice to meet you, pretty lady!
>>3340316
Sheesh! you do know how to pander toward a lady, thank you thank you!
>>3340352
Hah!
>She puffs up her chest with a bounce.
What a good caretaker though, do you drink it up?
>>3340388
I'll take that as a yes you know~
>She places a kiss with her clover lips upon her sisters own lips, keeping a grip on Tenryuu, before breaking the kiss.
Look what I caught in my hands!
>>3340388
I want to sexually fuck tenryuu
>>3340459
>not wanting to unsexually fuck her
>>3340388
Cuteryuu contains all that and more. Side effects may include blushing, extra chunii, jiggling bits, and has been known to cause excessive squeeing. Take at your own risk. Ya scared?
>>3340322
Remove that image
>>3340381
Doesn't sound like that's a bad thing, huh?
>Since there was no complaining that he could hear, he added another hand to groping the troll's fat ass.
I suppose I could have put it better, but hey, hard to pass up an opportunity like this!
>>3340470
Are we using this one? If not I'll make a new one.
>>3340486
*chuuni