HG Thread
Didn't see the image limit at first.
Reposting slide.
>>3331012
Then why does it take you so long ?
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3331016
From a guy called Wolnir. And I forgot to tell you.
He's still alive. Goodluck handling him.
>>3331022
Sometimes you have to wait for the right moment to get the most out of something, there's no reason to be rushing things
>>3331029
Hehehehe
>yfw Elly is in ERP >>3330967
>>3330981 (Vraeth)
Shapeshifting? I see i am not the only one capable of that. But maybe your secrets shall be revealed soo- Hmm?
>A small light blooms up as we converse
>"Howl, you shouldn't speak with this person. I feel dark energies sparkling from her"
>>3331000
>>3331013
If thats what you wish for, i shall not hesitate.
>He casts a ball of fire straight towards the creature
>>3331029
I better stay hidden from this one.
>>3331036
This sounds like an excuse to your slowness
>>3331029
I'll just cook some food and put it out before it attracts a bear.
>>3331029
Guess I didn't need that, anyways.
>>3331038
Seems like another ava to shitpost
>>3331045
Well, it's not
>>3331003
Fema....Izaya? You are crazier than you was....
>inhales
...i like it...
>>3331039
Why should i tell you my...secrets?
>notices the light
Does that person knows me?
You made me curious....
>>3331055
I enjoy raiding...
>tfw I want to pick up an ava but know I won't be able to do him justice
>>3331055
Ewww
>>3331061
Whatever makes you sleep at night.
>>3331029
>>3331013
W-We really didn't get along.
>>3331068
If you won't, who will?
I think everyone thinks like this.
Just do it mate
>>3331068
>I dropped Kotori for the same fucking reason.
>>3330958
Does this look like a hammer? It is a fine tool! It is not meant for direct blows!
>>3331068
So? No one does. Pick whoever you want.
>>3331070
Ditto
>>3331088
Don't worry, I wont charge for this, but I can't promise it would be the best treatment you can get.
>>3331055
I have told you before. I have no interest of loving a person of the same gender.
>>3331063
>The small light flies up and looks straight at you cautiously
Oh him? This is Calcifer, a demon i saved many years ago from dying out. He can sense the magic of other beings.
kero kero~
>>3331088
Go away, this is mine !
>>3331096
I thought you would be mad because I used your favorite sentence
>>3331104
>cums in
>>3331106
Why would anyone get upset over that?
>>3331063
Fuck off you speccy cunt.
>>3331085
You never know what it'd do in terms of damage, Here try it on me. Hit me in the head and I'll tell you how much it hurts.
>>3331124
Where is he, damn it?
>>3331124
What do skeletons have for breakfast?
>>3331124
You should be dead by now
>>3331126
I would be if someone used my favorite line.
>>3331124
>>3331128
>shouts
You are talking too LOUD!!!
>>3331101
A demon you say? Huh..a servant a better word for it...
>opens the door
>gets on the floor
>doesn't really know how to do the dinosaur
>>3331134
>>3331139
>>3331139
Well, I sure hope nobody uses it then
>>3331128
No! It is a delicate tool! You wouldn't use your finest kitchenware to pick up seawater, this also applies to this! My staff has one use, and one use only: Being an opening to release my magic prowess!
>>3331149
>/hga/
>It feels so old
>>3331154
It's been awhile since I used it myself
>>3331157
That was pretty easy
>>3331149
>>3331155
Sounds like someones scared.
I'm sure it's a strong staff that can take a simple hit.
And if you don't try then you can't judge what it'd do to that other girl.
>>3331157
Fucking cunt
>>3331149
>>3331173
>>3331176
Had to save it down, it was verry funny.
>>3331124
>>3331139
>He groans painfully as the loses his limbs
I am not, but i'll have to find a strong spell for these to grow out again.
>>3331141
He's a friend, not a servant as you claim.
>The demon sticks a tongue out provoked from being called a servant
>"Hey there miss glowy.You better be careful with those words"
>>3331157
>He waves with his arms. But instead of a sparkling light, a gas is being formed instead.
Oh whoops!
>>3331189
That cat is very dangerous, someone has to take care of him.
>>3331189
Winner next slide.
>>3331213
...
That was yogurt, I swear
>>3331213
I saw that, you freak, I'm not taking anything from there.
>>3331213
Congrats!
>>3331227
Good job, Shinka.
>>3331225
>>3331227
Liar! I wanted some of that food!
>smites
>>3331233
Thanks for playing, y'all.
>>3331233
Congratulations to the winner.
And thanks for giving us this game.
>>3331233
>>3331227
I'll get you on day...
>>3331238
Thanks for hosting !
>>3331233
Congratulations, miss. And thank for for having us, sir.
>>3331238
thanks for hosting
>>3331225
Ewwww.
>>3331198
Well...how a demon managed to get so deep to be in need a mortal helping hand?
>>3331238
Congratz for the winner and thanks for hosting.
>>3331233
>>3331238
Thanks for hosting.
>>3331240
>>3331243
Thank you all.
>>3331192
kys
>>3331233
>>3331238
Thank you for hosting.
>>3331238
Thanks for hosting mate.
First 24
>>3331271
Shalashaska
>>3331173
What line?
''I like dick a lot''?
Fuck you cunts I'm going to sleep.
Give me attention so I can have good dreams.
>>3331251
He fell from the sky and his life was about to burn out. I felt bad for him so i offered my heart to him.
>>3331271
Howl
>>3331271
Joshua Graham
>>3331271
Komori Hinako
>>3331271
Shinka Nibutani
>>3331279
I hope you get murdered in your sleep.
>>3331279
Rest well mister.
>>3331271
Gravelord Nito
>>3331276
Yeah, that one
>>3331279
Good (You), (You) well, Have a (You) night, Don't let the (You)s bites you
>>3331271
Number 6
>>3331279
You're a fucking clown, Izaya. You're a fucking joke. Everyone on /hg/ and /erp/ thinks you're a joke. Society thinks you're a joke. You're nothing, dude, you're zero. You're a human gutter ball. You're nothing but hot dog water, pussy. You fucking clown. God, you're a fucking pussy.
>>3331271
Elly
Keep 'em coming. This isn't b8.
>>3331279
Touhou Remover Hitler
>>3331271
COOLPHISTO
>>3331302
The Player
>>3331271
Sliver Queen
>>3331271
Furry porn
>>3331271
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>3331271
Eggman-kun
>>3331271
Mr bones
>>3331271
Braeth
>>3331302
Bushi
>>3331271
Lord Beerus
>>3331271
Vraeth
>>3331281
His heart?
>>3331317
>>3331323
Need 5 more
>>3331271
Ice Poseidon
>>3331317
Am i turning into a meme?
I would like to...avoid it...I have to tell she looks pretty cool.
>>3331271
Izuru Kamukura
>>3331330
Prince Bubblegum
>>3331334
kys yosugay
1 more
>>3331330
Leni Loud
>>3331323
No my heart. He has been bound with me for a very long time now.
>>3331333
>>3331317
OH GOD THEY'RE MULTIPLYINGMING
Check 'em
>>3331330
Misato
>>3331271
Ross
The Crimson Demon
>>3331355
Looks good, I think.
>>3331355
I think it'll be fine.
>>3331355
>>3331360
Give her my spot, I will leave soon anyway
>>3331355
Looks like i am paired with the soldier this time.
Good luck to everyone.
guys when is prom
>>3331355
I *suppose* it will do.
>>3331370
thank god
>>3331355
If you don't mind swapping me
>>3331342
With
>>3331367
>>3331378
What have I done this time ?
>>3331381
this bitch is breathing
>>3331355
Ready, sir.
>>3331373
Haven't you heard? Prom's Cancelled.
>>3331373
it's cancelled
>>3331382
What ?
Swaps were made.
We begin.
>>3331379
Your sacrifice is noted.
>>3331395
AGAIN!?
>>3331395
Why are we running from an unavoidable eventuality? We might as well give up now.
>>3331395
Why did I take any of these? N-Now if anyone sees me they'll think I'm some weirdo!
>>3331402
Yeah. This game is designed to be Anti-Youkai.
>>3331395
>He shooks his head while giggling
You are a strange fella.
>>3331402
This game is youkai racist
>>3331410
thirsty
>>3331418
60% of the current populi is female. Literally me trying to open up a conversation will brand me as thirsty.
>>3331427
I'll just leave you guys, I don't want to get into trouble now.
...
W-Wait, you guys did what?
>>3331427
Someone must think they're hilarious.
>>3331427
I don't need any of you to train. With any luck, you'll all be dead from some freak accident so I won't need to deal with you.
>>3331437
Hunt.
>>3331427
>He groans once again as his limbs is cut off
The spell i tried last time worked fine. It shall do so again.
>>3331410
>>3331417
Clearly. I'll simply have to surpass such harsh limitations.
>>3331183
>>3331312
Good luck, Eila.
>>3331453
Hunt, of course! That explains everything!
...
No it doesn't! You guys just killed that dog!
>>3331463
I'l just rest here and forget about everything for now.
>>3331463
>>3331466
Thanks, Sanya!
>>3331463
Running was...pointless... Why didn't you finish me earlier...? Fool...
>>3331463
I really didn't need this. But i will see if i can find use for it sometime soon.
>>3331460
You can't surpass what is implemented in the system.
>>3331434
thirsty
>>3331468
A kill is the desired outcome of a hunt.
>>3331486
It can only be made so powerful, I simply need to overcome that!
>>3331434
>caring about being called names
>giving shitposters stuff to shitpost you about
>>3331463
It doesn't matter.....
>>3331490
Y-You had no reason to hunt on day one.
>>3331494
Thanks, I guess. I'm not sure if this'll be useful or not.
>>3331494
I don't believe we agreed to anything here.
So the wedding will not commence.
>>3331489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U
>>3331492
Still. What were you talking yesterday? I fell asleep due to excess mana usage.
>>3331497
:^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U
>>3331505
It is our reason for being here.
>>3331519
Everyone who posts a carrot nose smiley face is cancer by default
>>3331498
>>3331352
>In case you didn't see. Unless you didn't have anything else to add.
>>3331531
:^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^)
>>3331494
Wow..
>>3331510
I knew your taste is...strange..
>>3331530
So you're a hunter... bug?
>>3331531
:^)
>>3331519
>Linking the same video twice separately
Cancer.
>>3331531
Everyone who hates :^) is cancer by default.
>>3331551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U
:^)
>>3331352
>>3331532
>i did not.
So you..gave your heart to a demon..so he can..bound with you?
>>3331551
>calling people cancer
Zeka virus.
>>3331541
Do NOT use the word!
>>3331547
Ahhhhhh! Where did these knives and blood c-come from?
>>3331561
It's Zika you jackalope
>>3331519
Hm...? I'm afraid I simply can't remember that, sir.
>>3331547
>laughs maniacly, then stares at Howl
Come back! I've more for you!!!
>>3331563
I-I'm sorry! I won't call you a bug again even if you look like one!
>>3331566
G-Gomenesai ;-;
>>3331567
Whatever this is about a job...
>>3331080
>wanting to pick up Kotori
Ur such an fgt Maoaoaodao
>>3331573
Appearances mean nothing. Do not forget this.
>>3331591
O-Okay. If I can't call you a bug, what should I call you then?
>>3331583
Oh! I was a gatekeeper, of course, for my mistress. Which reminds me, I simply can't stick around here, I have to return to Gensokyo at once!
>>3331540
I mentioned earlier that i don't have taste for the same gender. So i wonder how this became a thing.
>>3331560
Precisely. And he enhances my magic too which i find good.
>>3331572
>As he runs to prepare himself further, he looks back at you
You really wish to see what i am capable of?
>>3331575
Human papillomavirus
>>3331588
Go die LF.
>>3331607
Apologies, but i am not interested right now.
>>3331612
I'm working on it my man.
>>3331607
I should stop listening to strangers. These activities are really
...
disgusting.
>>3331591
I have to disagree...
Sometimes appearances can change things...like terrifying humans....
>>3331573
>giggles
>>3331599
>giggles more
>>3331609
Magic...how uncreative..
Capaable? Hah...i'm not in the mood for that..
>>3331626
>Capaable
>>3331606
No... something about a gatekeeper and a new mistress of yours in this place. I heard you're a gatekeeper of this place.
>>3331617
>>3331625
Don't worry, I am also working on it.
>>3331599
We are the Sliver.
>>3331621
>I can't get over these events we share, it's hilarious.
>>3331626
They can be employed in that way, the intent is still what matters.
>>3331628
Its like fuck the law...fuck the grammar, fuck capaable new meme
>>3331636
Hmmm.
>>3331633
Of...this place? Certainly not! Due to the very nature if it, I don't think I could ever hope to regulate this at all.
>>3331633
Sounds pretty damn good my man. Soon enough we'll all be ded at this pace.
>>3331626
W-What's so funny? Is something on my face?
>>3331630
I'll just warm myself up for now, maybe that way I'll forget everything that happened today.
>>3331636
W-We? Is that your family name?
>>3331626
Some magic is far from uncreative when using it correctly.
>He says as crow-like wings bursts out from his back
>>3331630
I must apologize, for i have no time to waste as i must head on.
>>3331648
>chitters
In a way.
>>3331646
I don't know you seem to mention that sometime yesterday. It seems I must have misheard it somehow. Oh yeah, Yesterday ends up in Youkai Racism and you tried to use Human Racism on me.
>>3331647
Nothing's better than dying.
>>3331647
>>3331633
Let's all share a gallon of bleach together while we write down our last will.
winkie face
>>3331681
OwO
>>3331670
Its time to resupply.
>He goes around to search for various fruits and berries
Its high noon
>>3331668
I see. It's been a long time since I had to introduce myself to an entire family. My name is Komori Hinako. N-Nice to meet you.
>>3331670
W-Wait! It feels like I'm being carried like a prince-
...
D-Did I just die?
>>3331676
I don't remember that at all.
>>3331681
'u'
>>3331688
>>3331670
I-I thought it was a mummy, I got scared...
>>3331703
>>3331668
This will be quite complicated. Unless you have some form of insertion.
>>3331691
I compared you with Subaru.
>>3331703
So I got conquered to death? That sounds painful.
>>3331703
I-I do not require sleep!
>>3331726
Oh! That! I'm afraid you simply managed to...bother me, sir. And as a general fact, a youkai is stronger than a human.
>>3331730
I am taking my leave from this party. The abomination will be my new companion.
>>3331730
I-I don't need help! It's just a small cut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy6C1Gm4ALA
>>3331730
>>3331707
Sit still. This shouldn't take long time.
>He moves his hand over your wounds to heal them
>>3331744
I am just joking you know. But then again. You said that I am a human. How can you be so sure?
>>3331761
I have my own ways of making myself pretty. But i thank you anyway.
>>3331756
Stay back! I can handle something like this myself.
>>3331761
You can bone eachother if you want, I'll be waiting outside.
>>3331690
Likewise?
>>3331714
Several, you have free choice.
>throws knife
>>3331791
It's good, isn't it? Do you want some more?
>>3331802
>blocks with brick
>>3331789
So when can I meet your family? They must be close by if you said "we".
>>3331806
Not bad.
>>3331802
HEY ANON, WANNA WATCH PAINT DRY WITH ME?
>>3331760
>She shrugs briefly
Most in Gensokyo don't have much issues at all in discerning between humans and others. It's...not really something I could explain, I'm afraid, sir.
>>3331802
>Intercepts by throwing scythe
>>3331782
If you say so.
>He backs away from her
>>3331789
Well let me see for a moment then.
>He looks around to find one
>>3331791
Enough with these silly shenanigans!
>>3331802
>He watches as the knife flies past him
I believe you dropped something.
>>3331816
Very well then. I can make my own if needed.
>>3331828
Now, if you really want to help me, get me a band-aid.
What up.
>>3331843
OH, NOT MUCH, JUST THIS BONER THAT POPPED UP AS SOON AS I SAW YOUR FACE. HOW ARE YOU?
>>3331802
>the knife deflects itself back to anon after reaching 5 meters away from Ross
>>3331825
Hmm. I never said that I am not human, and neither have I said that I am human. I am just confused on how you are sure that I am human.
>>3331857
Oh tricky you haven't changed a bit.
>>3331842
Band-aids is out of my reach for now. I use magic for wounds like that.
>>3331852
Lets move on shall we?
>blizzard is LITERALLY trying to push this ezmode game as an esport
>>3331828
Ah it was nothing but a spare.
>>3331823
No.
>>3331825
Ah, the littlest reaper.
>>3331843
Not much. yourself?
>>3331858
>He casually sidesteps it
I wonder how that knive can clone intself 5 times, that was a wierd anomaly
>>3331843
The sky, birds, and several other things I imagine.
>>3331869
AWWW, YOU SAVED MY DRAWING? HOW THOUGHTFUL!
>>3331878
O-OH, IT'S YOU. WHATEVER, I WOULD'VE SAID NEVERMIND, ANYWAYS.
>>3331878
You carry around many of these perhaps?
>>3331885
>He sits down in deep thoughts as he hums
>>3331843
Hey! Nothing, probably it's just another boring day.
>>3331882
...
I don't think he meant it that way.
>>3331852
You to are going to handle everythinf if we come across someone else.
>>3331870
If I wanted to cure it with magic I'll do it myse- Ah! I mean, that's stupid, I'm sure you can find one band-aid laying around.
>>3331878
Not much really, waiting to sign a Argentinian.
>>3331882
Balls.
>>3331891
I love your drawings, so I keep them for safe keeping
>>3331900
There is no such thing as a boring day to me.
>>3331858
It's just something that one can tell.
>>3331878
Pardon? You really should be more careful with those, sir.
>>3331877
>Is that a skin that turns McCree in to a blue version of The Shadow?
Reposting for review and approval.
Comment/Dispute
>>3331905
I SHOULD DRAW YOU A PICTURE AGAIN. MY STYLE KEEPS CHANGING N GETTING BETTER, SO I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO MAKE UP FOR ALL THE SHIT ART I'VE GIVEN OUT IN THE PAST.
>>3331908
Speeding things up a bit.
>>3331905
Why is that? W-Well I was the same way at home but it can get boring here.
>>3331900
He asked, and I answered. Surely even the simplest of minds can understand that?
>>3331905
...Very amusing.
>>3331885
Trust a creature of the night to get killed by another.
Good job 6
>>3331891
If that was an attempt at copying Asuka's tsun, that was actually pretty funny.
>>3331898
I carry enough, the knife is more ceremonious if anything.
>>3331905
I presume you're having trouble with the ethnic form.
>>3331906
Please it did no damage.
>>3331906
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/overwatch/McCree/Skins literally who
>>3331913
>
>>3331908
Did Ocelot do something to the supplies again? I don't want anything from there.
>>3331913
They looks pretty cool
>>3331922
Isn't it kinda pointless to give him a sarcastic or literal answer?
>>3331920
So, did you find one? Can you bring me another one? I think this guy might need it.
>>3331932
>>3331950
Winner next slide.
>>3331904
You are a user of magic yourself? Then i'm sure you don't need band-aid. Are you trying to hide something?
>>3331908
>He grabs a trident nearby and stabs his opponent with it
This was easier than i thought.
>>3331926
Care to tell me why exactly?
>>3331944
I shall rest for today.
>>3331950
>A few tears falls from his eyes as he goes to sleep
>>3331913
>armpit and a little bit of sideboob
>>3331941
Should I have ignored his pitiful existance instead? He asked a question, and thusly I made sure he received an answer.
>>3331960
Congrats!
>>3331926
COPYING ASUKA'S HUH? WHAT ARE YOU, A WEEABOO?
>>3331926
Only due to it being knocked out of the air....
>>3331927
>Yeah, that Mystery Man skin.
>Is The Shadow really that poorly-known?
>>3331970
Oh, dear...no repeat wins this time, it seems.
>>3331970
Good job, Coolphisto.
>>3331970
Thank you for hosting.
>>3331919
Alright then, I guess I'll accept that offer.
>>3331921
Because I love my life and where I stand right now.
>>3331922
And maybe Matip when he comes to the pool.
>>3331926
Not really since I have some Brazilians in the team.
>>3331944
Don't make me regret this.
>>3331950
T-Thanks... B-But could you be a little be more discreet about it?
>>3331977
Thanks for playing.
>>3331977
>>3331960
>He bleeds out from getting shot
You shall not be so lucky next time.
>>3331988
Thank you once again for the game. It was much obliged.
>>3331967
O-Okay. I'm sorry for bothering you.
>>3331977
Thank you for hosting and congratulations.
>>3331982
That's actually really good! I'm kinda jealous of you now.
>>3331982
GREAT! TELL ME WHATCHA WANT.
>>3331963
W-What? Haha! Of corse not! There's nothing to hide, magic? Everyone knows that isn't real.
>>3331970
>>3331977
>>3331988
Stupid afro thing... Thanks for hosting.
>>3331977
Congratulations, sir! And thank you for having us!
>>3331952
I will eventually. There's just so many touhous.
>>3331977
Hmph, it was amusing at least. Adequate job, host.
>>3331982
Speak sense or not at all, fool.
>>3332000
You cannot even stand by your own arguments? Pathetic.
>>3331963
Do you not enjoy seeing your enemies die up close?
That look in their eyes that shows everything, that moment theyve realized the futility of fighting you, as they die a slow and painful death.
I enjoy making my kills personal.
>>3331975
No.
>>3331982
But surely youre struggling to discern whether hes white or black?
>>3331976
And im sure the people here are capable of that.
>>3331977
Ugh im getting dejaa vu again.
>>3331988
kys kamina
>>3332013
>stabs with brick
Back into your cage.
>>3332021
Not him, m8.
If we don't have a new host in 15-20 minutes, I'll go again.
>>3332013
Not everyone, I'd daresay, sir.
>Elly
>>3332010
Argument? We've been arguing? I j-just wanted to tell you that he didn't mean it that way!
>Hinako
>>3332017
Sanae Kochiya has the ability to invoke miracles through her manipulation of the weather. I figure this would make her a fit for the support unit by being able to adjust the weather for optimal battlefield conditions.
>>3332041
Will you make these for other avas too?