/sad/ - Satyrs After Dark #9: Extra Juicy Edition
For the more explicit material not generally posted on /satyr/. Original content, whether it's art or stories, would be highly appreciated. Discussion is encouraged, just make sure to keep it on topic.
Previous Thread - >>3274493
>>3314368
yeah I'll take the roast beef sandwich combo, small diet coke
Taking one shot requests for stories. And if possible keep it about simple things.
>>3314561
Slobby NEET Dagger and uncle Anon having sweaty unwashed FWB sex.
>>3314561
Petunia reads about minotaur kinds reverence for laction, and wants her dad to milk her.
>>3314635
>FWB
Wazzat then?
>>3314764
Friend with benefits.
>>3314635
"Hey, uh, Dag... odd request, but can you call me onii-chan when we do it?"
>>3314561
Simmer and Blare having sex for the first time, with Blare obviously being the one who made the first move while they were watching a movie because Simmer's so shy.
>>3314561
Ami and Ume being "close". Wink wink.
>>3315324
This, but replacing Blare with Broil.
>>3315324
Seconded
>>3316008
Also seconded
>>3316986
This, but replace both of them with Anon. (Is this a meme now?)
>>3317137
Anon x Femanon?
That would be sort of off-topic, since neither of them is a satyr.
>>3316986
No. Fuck you. I requested Blare because I'm fucking sick and tired of that "honest and true love" incest crap that keeps being pushed between Simmer and Broil. I just want a normal satyr couple fucking each other. No hardcore incest, no disturbing fetishes, just plain fucking sex.
>>3317166
>>3317166
Lel, I'm just kidding.
>>3317180
>>3317239
Is that a human-human satyr?
>>3317255
I think Anon might have porked Anonfilly
>>3317304
Yep, that seems about right. Does the anonfilly satyr have a name?
>>3317317
Uh... Does Nonna sound good?
>>3317385
I guess that could work.
>>3317534
I like that better.
>>3317654
>Then why not Simmer and Ivy? Hmm? You don't enjoy objectively cunt dragon Blare?
Oh, look. It's RantAnon again. Are you going to go on a rant and try to start shit just because someone requested something you didn't like?
>>3314561
Leaf getting hot and bothered by watching Lil Mac work on the farm?
>>3317654
Not him, but I like Blare more than Ivy personally.
>>3317654
There has been a few really good stories about Blare and Simmer. And didn't some guys create a backstory or something for Blare once that really made one sympathise with her or understand why she's acting like she does sometimes? Like that story where she lives in an orphanage?
>>3318244
Yo: https://www.anonpone.com/pastes/story/iiGqhEbA
>>3318244
>Like that story where she lives in an orphanage?
It was a group home, not an orphanage. And yeah, that story was great.
I think I remember people talking about how Blare really likes Simmer because he's one of the few who keeps being nice to her.
>>3318381
Great, now I want to read it again. But not tonight, I'm too tired.
>>3317779
Nah, just call you an assclown for shit talking the cest in a fetish thread. Especially since you got mad at an argument that was veritably your own. "I don't like the thing! Why not this thing?!"
>>3317842
See? This is the civil way to handle it. Also, I can respect that; so long as Blare isn't the abusive version people use fairly often. Fairly being the key word.
>>3318721
>Also, I can respect that; so long as Blare isn't the abusive version people use fairly often. Fairly being the key word.
>If it's something I don't like, then it can go screw itself
>But if other people say they don't respect things, then I will bring my wrath down upon them
Not saying that abusive Blare is something I want, just that you're stupid.
Oh, and people rarely use abusive Blare. Don't know where you got that idea from.
>>3318877
You can not respect something AND not bitch about it. It's called tolerating it; aka "not being a pussy". Pussy.
>>3318901
I think he's just trying to rile people up, man. Don't let him rattle you.
>>3318933
Okay, only because you asked Anon. No homo, bebe.
>>3318901
You didn't seem to tolerate someone's request for Blare.
>>3319045
Whoever said anything about not tolerating someone's request for Blare?
I was just requesting the same thing but with Simmer and Broil.
>>3317534
This good enough?
>>3319438
She's a qt.
>>3317239
>Don't talk to me or my satyr ever again
>>3319438
Holy shit... That is cute.
>>3319932
>Don't talk to me or my waifu's satyr ever again
fify
>>3319438
Porn when?
Which satyr has the biggest dick
>>3325296
Probably Troubleshoes' kid.
>>3325296
Either Warren or Steam Boat.
So besides incest, urethra fucking, torture, lactation, inbreeding, and miscellaneous animal parts on satyrs, what other fetishes would you like to see more often in /sad/?
>>3327000
Oh! La-
>Lactation listed
Oh... Uh, large asses, intercrural/dry sex like humping, hotdogging, and titty fucking; and a good bout of slow passionate anal is always fun.
>>3314368
>/Satyr/ found its way here in some form
Now I really dont have to go back to that place.
>>3327000
Cum-rocketing breezie satyrs or other tiny satyr species.
>>3327152
Oh, intercrural sex is the greatest. Imagine getting a thighjob from Darcy or Alex with their meaty legs.
>>3327445
Is that...good or bad?
>>3327614
>Is that...good or bad?
Sounds like he means it as a good thing. Maybe he used to come to /sat/ and left because he got tired of whiners.
>>3328164
>whiners
Or the hostility. There are factors here.
>>3328280
Or all the shit posting from the "tumblr" anons and the "complain" anons and the "whiner" anons and the "this name calling shit is really fucking annoying and wish it had died with the more grounded establishment of /sad/" anons. Seriously, seeing 20-30 posts of that was not fun. Glad to see it's died down, but putting it down like a rabid chihuahua would be nice.
>>3328280
>Or the hostility.
Which was caused by the whiners, so pretty much the same thing.
>>3328491
>Implying
You got a victim complex or something? Don't try to act like you don't have shit on your hands.
>>3328357
>Glad to see it's died down, but putting it down like a rabid chihuahua would be nice.
It would, but that's probably wishful thinking. Even now we have that one guy was most likely the main complainer back in /sat/ occasionally popping in here to make remarks about people "pushing" topics he doesn't like.
>>3328357
This. If I see one more back and forth, one more guy calling someone "complain anon", one more shit fling, I think I'm gonna tap out.
Do we have any smaller satyr species than breezie satyrs?
>>3328612
Followed by that other guy using his signature "complain-anon" insult and starting the same shit storm that created /sad/ back up. I'm with >>3328631 here. We have an easy way to deal with it; instead of bitching and whining and name calling. This is a fetish thread. Satyr is not. We come in here knowing full well there might be gay stuff, or weird stuff, or hardcore stuff. If you can't deal with any of that, or the unexpected stuff; they can go back to >>>/sat/ and avoid the thread for a few hours, then a new topic might take the reigns.
tl;dr: Just remind people to go back to the safety of >>>/sat/. Name calling won't do any good and will just piss people off.
>>3328663
Atom satyrs. They are bred by the billions and were born when an Anon masturbated into a puddle of the mirror pool after a pony went for a swim. They are teeny tiny and satisfy the micro-iest of fetishes.
>>3327000
/ss/, lolis, and excessive cum. Imagine how surprised that hot older satyr would be when that kid lets loose like a cannon.
>>3327000
Hyper, expansion and general growth
The only thing better than big horsedicks are horsedicks getting bigger
>>3328701
You know what really caused the shitstorm? It was when some people kept pushing weird fetishes, incest and inbreeding into almost every topic, and when you showed up and started going on endless rants everytime everyone told them to shut up.
Almost every fucking general on /mlp/ hates /sat/ now because they think that we don't care about anything but fetishes and incest, all because of a SJW faggot like you who felt the need to defend the stupidest of things.
>Fuck them
No, fuck you.
>>3329065
>SJW
>being pro-incest
inigo_montoya.png
Anyway >>>/mlp/satyr
>>3329082
Simple, clean, and clear. Niiiice. Gg.
>>3327000
Loli.
That's honestly all I can think of, unless you consider Milky-sized crotchtits to be hyper.
>>3327000
Prostitution, recreational hard drug usage, bored sex where she really isn't into it at all, missionary position with lots of kissing and eye contact, premarital hand holding, covert masturbation (like under the table while daddy's sitting next to you), orgasm denial, sybian riding, SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality (BDSM-style sex with dead, underage robot animals).
>>3327000
Size Difference Snuggling
>>3329107
>bored sex where she really isn't into it at all
>your satyr daughteru falls asleep during sex and starts mumbling in her sleep as you cum inside her
>>3329157
But she's a good girl and lets you do her three times a week just because she knows you enjoy it. Also because she's got to keep you safe from those bar skanks that are trying to steal you away from her.
>>3329157
That's what she gets for stealing from daddy's drinks cabinet. I wonder what will bother her more when she regains consciousness, the hangover or the cervical bruising?
>>3329875
>or the cervical bruising?
She's used to that.
>>3330019
She likes it rough, does she?
>>3330136
She just gets off on making her daddy happy, no matter what.
Unless he has an orgasm denial fetish, then she almost gets off on it.
>>3330136
She enjoys taking it all the way inside.
I'm still wondering which satyr this is.
>>3331340
Ur mom.
>>3331737
I wish.
>>3325545
Sauce?
>>3329065
>all because of a SJW faggot like you
He's more of a mixture between an SJW and Tumblr. And a self-proclaimed guardian of everything satyr. The biggest faggot in Satyr's history so far.
>>3328701
I just have to butt in here and say this. You say that /sat/ can't handle gays, lesbians, or incest. But that stuff's always been perfectly okay since day 5 so long as it was kept in a moderate amount and not pushed to the extremes, which it was when you and a few others showed up and brought a list of odd fetishes with you.
Well, I'm going to go back to lurking and ignore the things I don't like and enjoy the things I do like.
>>3334426
Go back to /sat/.
>>3334699
Great meme, bro.
If Petunia showed you guys her massive, lactating udders and asked you if you want some milk in your coffee, would you say yes?
>>3336853
Is that even an actual question?
>>3336910
I don't remember Fuchs drawing that.
>>3337285
He drew it a long while ago.
https://derpiboo.ru/728002
>>3340840
Fuchs is a girl.
>>3341233
Honestly, it seems best to just assume satyr artfags are girls until told otherwise.
>>3341371
>>3341233
Are any of them qt girls (that we've seen)? :c
>>3344075
Confirmed girls: Fuchs
MT
Sterks
Cups
Confirmed guys: Aaron
Vinny
DJ
Mimic
Nobby
Unconfirmed: Everyone else
Unconfirmed either way, but confirmed sexy: /d/
Confirmed in relationship: All the girls
>>3344182
>Unconfirmed either way, but confirmed sexy: /d/
Is this the new meme? Did I miss something funny?
>>3344540
It probably is.
>>3347413
Or maybe some of us want to fuck /d/ in the butt.
Have satyrs ever gotten into dick measuring contests like that picturs Mimic did with Candy and Mumble with their boobs?
>>3348890
>like that picturs Mimic did with Candy and Mumble with their boobs?
Post it?
>>3350076
I think it's this one he was talking about.
Would you give love to?
>>3351280
I would love her hard, fully and often, then eat the resulting love jelly.
>>3351280
I would give the D to.
>>3348890
I like to believe they're all outlandishly hung to the point where whoever is bigger is basically irrelevant.
>>27604429
Yeah, udders aren't my thing.
>>3351280
>you will never slap your dick into her pooled juices
Maybe?
>>3352553
Taking nsfw requests? Can we get the Fluttergirls in string bikinis?
>>3352755
Uh, let's start off with one for now, so which one?
What's with Captcha and storefronts?
>>3352553
Nor is it mine.
I like that pic.
>>3352784
>>3352755
too late, I went with Thorn
No one requested it, but here's Mudpie getting daddy dick
>>3352784
Gumdrop and Bon Bon team up for a father's day surprise.
Presumably them seducing the unseen Anon and promising any manner of things.
>>3352553
Dominatrix Darcy?
>>3352784
>What's with Captcha and storefronts?
Kinda glad to know that I'm not the only one who got an unusual amount of storefronts in my captchas.
I love panties. Can you draw any satyr sleeping in nothing but her (or his if that interests you more) panties?
>>3353110
Nice. Can we see her Candy naked on her back and Presenting her dripping pussy with those cute glasses on?
>>3353214
>Her Candy
Kit Kat or Snickers?
>Candy satyrs when?
>>3352784
Dfc feather heart?
>>3353110
Mudpie giving her dad a good dick sucking.
>>3353110
Pregnant Bunny girl satyr getting fucked by anon
>>3353370
>Honestly surprised no one did yet
You shouldn't be. They haven't had much; if any interaction. Especially in recent years, Would seem a tad random.
>>3353370
>Icarus fucking Cider in the ass
>Two satyrs that no one has ever talked about or written about being together
How is it surprising to you that no one has written or drawn those two together yet?
Is it just because a lot of people keeps shipping AJ and Rainbow Dash?
>>3353563
Maybe he meant Ambrosia?
>>3353120
>>3353587
Not to be gay or anything, but I really like the way DJ draws dicks. Feels fitting to the show. Same with nipples.
>>3353618
I'm not gay either, yet I really like the way DJ draws hybrid satyr dicks.
>>3353587
And so my dong expands. Thanks, DJ!
>>3353353
>>3353473
Would need a few vague, bunny eared silhouettes watching from the background.
Praise be to the great father.
>>3353798
The "great father" is bull shit and deserves a slow and painful death.
#CelestiaProtectsUs
>>3353473
A bunny that has already been bred does not need the Great Father's seed!
>>3353422
>>3353889
>Icarus does Ambrosia in the ass
Yes. This pleases the dong.
>>3353923
more... Anal next?
>>3353923
Lewdzu and Mistake eiffel-towering Anon
>>3354047
I... I did not mean like that. But I knew spit-roasting wouldn't be the correct term... And I don't know if there is one for the FMF eiffeltower
Also, they need to be sloppily making out, not just holding hands
>>3354064
There isn't. Eiffel tower involves two points of penetration.
>>3353370
I started doodlin' before reading the "ass" part...sorry
>>3353947
>>3351280
Is there a version of this with the yandere face?
>>3354137
Hey, it's still good.
>>3354403
Mudpie's dad is a herm?!
>>3354523
No, it's the gooch
>>3354523
Trixie was into some weird shit back in the day.
what about Lewdzu forcing poor little innocent Yuzu?
>>3354837
Forcing her to what? Forcing her to stare? That's not very lewd or sexy at all.
>>3354837
What's that pixilation on the cock head? Looks like the outline of the grabber tool.
If DJ is still taking requests, I'd like to see Teri the tiny breezie-satyr rubbing her tiny pussy against her human father's cockslit and cumming.
>>3354853
>implying lewdzu forcing yuzu to watch their father jerk off isn't hot
>>3354882
Shit, yeah, oops
>>3354913
>implying she would need to be forced
>>3354925
but anon, innocent little yuzu would never lust after her own father
i want to share some of my SAD stuff
>>3354913
It's really not.
i should do more thistle stuff
>>3354924
Any chance we can get a quick fix on it later?
>>3355121
well fuck you then
>>3355510
FFFFFFF-Thighs! Super hot!
>>3355510
What is that getup supposed to be anyway? Some sort of edible lingerie?
>>3355658
I don't know, anon. I'm drunk as fuck. I've abandoned logic and reason long ago.
>>3355693
Oh well, who cares. It's sexy in any case. Keep drawing.
>>3355993
I'm so conflicted about this.
On one hand Ace is best Daughteru
On the other I don't feel like I can sexual her
>>3355993
Thick thighs Candy and big breasts as she masturbates
>>3355993
Misty wearing nothing but an open sweater as she squishes her boobs together and smiling sensually
>>3355993
Laika licking peanut butter off Garrets dick.
>>3356028
I don't even know that, anon. That's why I asked yous guys when I posted it.
>>3356295
Oh? Well, then it's Darcy.
>>3355993
>>3355510
>>3356275
Doggy style would look amazing with these get ups
>>3356295
It's Dee, obviously.
>>3356172
>minus peanut butter
>>3356453
Can you do Sapphire and Cider lezzing out?
>>3356453
Think you could do some Brother/Sister incest with Timber and Thorn? BJ, "I'll show you mine if you show me yours", even a handy. Just something cute, but naughty.
>>3356541
I second this.
>>3356453
>the peanut butter is already gone
>>3356600
She ate it! She ate the dick!
>>3356541
If you could give Thorn a small chest, that'd be hot.
>>3356541
>>3356816
>"Th-This is a one time thing! You better enjoy it! ... AND DON'T CUM ON MY HAIR!"
>>3356908
Of course. She just says that every night so he'll appreciate it more.
>>3356908
>Can you take it a step further? A little experimental ride.
I'm liking this idea.
>>3356936
Japan has nailed thos lesson into our heads. Girls lie to themselves.
>>3356839
My Little Satyr Can't Possibly Be This Cute
>>3356908
>>3357086
Wincest indeed!
>>3356453
Could we get some Dagger and uncle Anon afterglow? Preferably a little on the messy side.
>>3357289
That head is meant for pats
>>3357289
Emma's so fucking cute in this pic.
>>3357307
does she have a half-shaved head?
>>3357664
Yeah. I think it's one of those wide, lay flat mohawk things that are kinda popular among punky girls.
Except she's a neet, and it's pretty long.
>>3357728
I personally like cop Dagger better than NEET Dagger.
>>3357944
Would she meet any of the vigilante satyrs?
>>3357980
She'd be the Gordon to their Batman/Daredevil/Moon Knighg. But, you know, less experienced with this stuff since she just started her police work a month ago.
>>3358034
So she'd be sort of like the Gordon from Gotham and if Batman was the same age? I haven't watched that forever? Is it still fun schlock?
>>3358256
Never seen the series, honestly. I always preferred Marvel's live action series rather than DC's.
>>3357289
Dingaling undoing her bikini top. Maybe with a nervous blush and saying "I.if it's for you Bruce."
>>3358569
I love daredevil, can't say anything about Jessica jones because I've only watched half of it. I do like the Flash so far. Two seasons strong so far. I stopped Arrow where it was recommended, season 3 episode 9. Up until then I still liked it.
Taking more one shot requests for stories
>>3358988
Deej be dead
>>3362437
Yuzu's significant other scratching her ears.
>>3363217
This. Yuzu deserves a real boyfriend. I'd guess a human or other satyr.
>>3362437
Anon uses Pavlovian training on Laika, for purposes of teasing and orgasm denial.
>>3363406
You mean classical conditioning?
why are bun a best
>>3358604
Bruce as in Bruce Wayne?
Anyway, I agree, we need more sexy Dingaling art.
>>3366088
I'm not sure what's going on here, but she's a cutie. Is this cottonball or another bunny satyr?
>>3366184
I think I may have created a small unnamed bun to bully and sleep with Sushi (manticore).
they're supposed to be the same bun
>>3358604
This, but replace Bruce with Maxie
>>3367711
Anon.
>>3367711
Lewdzu
>>3367711
Mistake
Would it be too much to ask for mistake playing with one of her mother's drones?
>>3368437
Only one? She could play with three, at least. Plus all those leg holes.
When someone asked me back in the day what I see myself doing in the future, I would never have guessed I'd be drunkenly doodling horsecocks on the internet...
>>3369480
We all have our paths to follow.
It doesn't look like anyone requested anything with Petunia, yet I was doodling her before I fell asleep. Weird.
>>3369548
If you're still taking requests; or planning to drink tonight, would you kindly do a pic of Gargle happily sucking dick?
>>3369858
What?
>>3369866
I wasn't planning on drinking tonight. I have plans for today.
I'd like to see some teenage Freckles. There's almost no art of her. Maybe doing something sexual with one of her brothers.
>>3370118
>Freckles
Who?
>>3363717
I just meant she'd be conditioned so that some common object she might see frequently would make her unbearably horny, but she couldn't have orgasms without permission, or in public.
I think. To be honest, I was close to passing out when I made my request.
>>3367958
>Implying Anon is a piece of shit
>Implying he can't be a regular guy
Anon is only a piece of shit if you write him being one. Oh, and YOU are Anon. Would you treat Yuzu like shit?
>>3370179
Muddle and Gargle's younger sister. There is at least one image of her, but I'm on my phone now so I can't post it.
>>3370118
I love incest but that family would not engage in it.
>>3371165
Why is that?
>>3371206
Just from what we have seen about the family as a whole it doesnt really lend it to incest. Of course you are allowed to write about whatever you want. I'd like to see a one shot or two of them sexing it up or even pics.
>>3371612
You may be right. I'd still like to see some Freckles x Muddle or Gargle action though.
>>3372154
When they're all older, right?
>>3372547
I hope so. Freckle is like, 3 in her depictions.
>>3351280
I want to yank that lolli out of her mouth and stick it in her pussy, then pop it in my mouth
>>3370118
>>3372154
>>3373092
So what would her personality be like?
>>3374048
>inb4 nerd
>>3374048
I imagine her as being kind of easily annoyed and sarcastic. In that she is annoyed by her brother Muddle and had to develop a tough outer shell to live with his shit. But when not being a bitch she likes to chill and read. She is also very horney.
>>3374071
I am REALLY ok with this design. Can we get a nice bra and panty shot of her? Maybe with a nice little belly bulge. I don mind her being very shy and timid.
What if Freckles is slightly chubby? Not like Petunia, but close? They can't all be slim and have that perfect body.
>>3374199
A bit of saggy tits too? A secret cutie who is self conscious about her body is a huge turn on
Do drakes basically have humanoid legs, knees, and feet?
(that would be so much easier to draw)
>>3374217
>Saggy and chubby
That's a gross combination
>>3374316
Some artists give them more dragon-y legs, while others give them human looking ones.
>>3374316
From what I've seen, yes. At least young dragons seem to have humanoid legs. Adult dragons is another thing.
>>3374316
Yeah, like Spike. They bend and everything. They are just scaly
>>3374318
Chubby then. I was just tossing ideas
>>3374393
Well, Ember and probably other dragons are exceptions.
>>3374199
Too chubby? Not chubby enough?
>>3374760
I don't know, it's kind of hard to tell. Let's see her without her dress on. [spoiler]I think it's fine like that. Yes i know spoilers don't work here
>>3372154
I can see Freckles servicing Gargle when they're in their experimental teen years. I don't see it going farthber than hand stuff and oral though.
>Inb4 an expert nerdy rimjob is what made Gargle realize he likes butt stuff.
>>3370423
I meant the way her FATHER Anon is constantly portrayed. Should have clarified. As for AN Anon, one around her age; no, I could see her in a happy relationship with an Anon or Femanon.
How the hell do drake panties work with those big, fat tails?
>>3374760
I like it.
>>3375005
They are meant to be for sexual, not for deceny. Dragons are ALWAYS naked. Panties only serve the function of creating arousal for them amd Drakes. Meaning Freckles is trying to seduce someone. Naughty girl.
>>3375005
>Horse bits on a reptile
Go cloaca or go home
>>3375270
Cloaca are super gross.
>>3375315
Pretty much this
>>3375270
Damn straight, son.
>>3374217
Slightly chubby is good. Saggy tits, not my cup of tea.
>>3374760
The chin looks a bit too pointy, and I'm not a fan of the shoes. Wouldn't wearing shoes like that on clawed feet hurt like hell anyway?
>>3376852
beauty is pain, anon
>>3376871
She'd be more beautiful without the shoes though.
>>3376322
Anyone making a new thread?
>>3379771
Hell, I made the last three threads. Might as well make it four.
I think we'll hit the bump limit tommorrow.
Anyways, I'm off to put in some new flooring in the basement.
quote curtesy of yours truely
>>3381633
Pfffft.
okk for real I found some doodles
>>3381826
Ash, Broil, and Thistle?
>>3381918
I think the request was simmer, not thistle
>>3382035
Do you think you couod do a pic of Tonbo wearing a Mini Milk t-shirt like this?
>>3382035
Futa or strap-on?
>>3366088
Holy unf, nice job. There can never be enough qt bun bullying.
>>3382430
ye, after I upload some stuff
>>3382451
your hearts desire, dear anon
>>3382214
bakenekoshogun and probablydnon respectively
>>3382035
Oooh. Have the follow ups, or just did the one?
>>3385049
here's a better pic
>>3385091
just the one, gomen
if icarus /had/ to be a trap, he would be above meh at best, but I am ok with that desu
>>3385156
Sounds like someone needs a MAKEOVER!
another eager make-up-er !
>>3385688
Is that Gargle?
>>3385688
>Those ears
... Gargle?
>>3386075
Emma is a fucking slut... She needs a spanking.
>>3386075
T H I C C
as the thread dies, as do I.
night night /sad/
>>3382430
>>3386241
Night /d/! Thanks for the drawings!