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/sug/ - Steven Universe General

Small Peridot Edition

>Super Watermelon Island / In Too Deep
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a52an_su-s03e01e02_fun
>Same Old World
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a52an_su-s03e01e02_fun
>Barn Mates / Hit The Diamond
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4byeyo_steven-universe-s3e3-barn-mates-s3e4-hit-the-diamond_fun
Barn Mates: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9wMND-8u-7cZDlHSXAyb2QwS0E/view?usp=sharing
>Hit The Diamond: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9wMND-8u-7cRzgtdlBSb2Fvdlk/view?usp=sharing
>Steven Floats
https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ

>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw

>Soundtracks MEGA folders:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw

>Listen to Soundtrack Here:


http://soundcloud.com/aivisura

>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/

>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T

>/sug/ flock draw:
http://skycow.us/r/su

>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxPfnTXaENU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr7DLi8GvZI
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best gem coming through
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Cricket's sleeping.
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Plump!
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Last thread
>>>3292682
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>>3307364
hey Slylandro Probe anon
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>>3307396
woops
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>see this under Christmas tree
what do?
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>>3307377
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Alternate thread
>>3307326
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>>3307369
please do sardonyx cock anon
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>>3307426
I help her get dressed.
>>3307439
I would do it if I could.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/embed_1/10419275
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>>3307398
Hello, how are you?
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>>3307438
c'mon, just delete it anon, we're almost dead already
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>>3307426
pets followed by totally consensual sex
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Another day, another thread and I just want to cuddle and sleep with Greg
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NEW EPISODE WHEN
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>>3307457
I'm doing well, and you?
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>>3307453
But I want Peridot and Pearl to stick their futa dicks in me.
Shit poll.
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>>3307486
next week
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>>3307486
never
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>>3307503
Oh, right on
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Peridot is so cute when she has five fingers in her vag.
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>>3307426
Tell Pearl to give me a handy while I eat some peripussy
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>>3307513
she's never not cute
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>>3307493
>Pearl with giant titties
Does not compute
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>>3307492
Oh well, you know, just trying to make friendly relations with other alien species...
"Priority over-ride."
"new behavior dictated."
"must break target into component materials."
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>>3307521
>Pearl says fuck no, and promptly leaves you to punish Peridot for defiling her form with disgusting human mating orifices. Her disposition towards them has grown infinitely negative ever since Greg happened to Rose.
>Peridot looks at you over her shoulder, trying to piece whatever's left of her clothes back on.
Now what?
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>>3307557
How does this work for you?
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>>3307452
you can always write about it
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Post your current SU wallpaper
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>>3307611
I'd love to but it's a mess and requires clean up.
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>>3307611
I don't have one.
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>>3307575
I put on my robe and wizard hat, and continue with my original plan; instead of Pearl's soft feminine hands I use my own with a bit of imagination to make up for it.
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>>3307611
The only SU paper I have is on my phone.
Couldn't find any I liked enough to put on my desktop.
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>>3307721
Try this!
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>>3307721
or this!
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Good night sug, sweet dreams of Gem harems and jizzing in your sleep, while peridot, pearl amethyst and garnet all do the sexual with you
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>>3307779
Thanks anon, good night to you to
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Peridot is one of the most sickest, disgusting and vile things ever
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>>3307779
Sleep well! I love you and wish all the same to you.
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>>3307686
>You begin stroking yourself with one of your hands, and use the other, robe-drenched arm to grope and pull away one cheek of Peridot's deliciously round rump.
>She asks you to stop, but you quickly bury your face between her green mountains, and begin licking to your heart's content. Your wide hat conceals most of your actions from Peridot, who was looking over her shoulder to get a look at her attacker's face.
>Peridot covers her face in embarrassment and her body begins shivering. She is powerless and can't stop you from doing whatever it is you want.
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>>3307779
I want Lapis and Jasper there too.
Oh and Rose.
And Blue and Yellow Pearl.
And Yellow and Blue diamond.
And all the fusions, I don't care if it doesn't make sense.
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what if you snuck up behind that very small peridot in that pose and poked her on the bottom how would she react
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>>3307779
You too bud.
Never stop lusting, the death of sexual desire is the death of humanity.
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>>3307836
Peridot is such a sexual predator
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>>3306418
you guys killing the thread again
leave the dead horse be
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>>3307877
Yeah, a bigger harem is a happier harem anon
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>>3307836
I cast magic missile on her ass
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>>3307932
Oh shit, a badass over here anons!
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>>3307919
How can you kill it if it's dead?
At least make sense.
>>3307920
I'm picturing more like a gangbang desu
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>>3307944
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>>3307810
Yup, I completely agree
> but cereal, why tho?
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>>3307880
Who was supposed to receive this lost message, anon?
>>3307932
>You stop eating her out and shimmy yourself a few inches closer to her.
>You line up your cock against her wet hole and give her a firm squeeze and a loud spank.
>"W-What! W-What do you want!"
>What do you want?
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>>3307957
I think it would be really fun if the Gems could change up the outfits and hairstyles more often.
But I know this is easier for the Koreans to handle.
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>ywn get spit-roasted by strapping young lads like Bob and Earl
Why are we here?
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>>3307970
Because Peridot is a lowly Black Market gem that distributes cheap, low budget porn across the inter-webs anon,
she must be stopped!
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>>3308000
Just to suffer.
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>>3307973
I shout my intent to begin a quest that will save all mankind from impending doom, and enter the emerald cave eagerly, overcome by a sense of adventure and desire to deliver humanity from destruction.
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Do you think Sugar has ever considered doing cocaine?
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>>3308142
>considered
She probably does more coke than Opal
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>>3308142
i don't think so, some people drink or smoke, other do drugs, and others draw or write. everyone deals with their stuff in different ways
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>>3308142
>Cocaine
>Implying she is this old fashioned
Unless she is a 1950-80s freak, nah, not really
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>>3308106
>You yell very loudly about how you want to save your sperm from dying on a tissue and that you can't wait to safely store it in her ass.
>"WHAT"
>Without hesitation, you thrust forward, sliding your throbbing meat into her tight, virgin vagina.
>"N-No, wait! G-Get it out!"
>You begin thrusting and bucking your hips, making sure to pull out all the way until your tip almost pops out, then slamming it back down until your plump, shivering testicles plap against her muff.
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>>3308142
maybe
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>>3307978
Zuke has her own hairstyle for Amethyst, but I know what you mean. Different outfits would be nice once in a while. Hopefully Peridot takes an interest in human fashion or something.
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>>3308185
What about heroin?
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>>3308142
i heard she licks toads specially bred
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>>3308227
>Heroin
Maybe if she is a 1890s chap, not really
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>>3308190
I release the Seed of Life deep within the dark cavern where I know it will be safe, content in the knowledge that I've secured the future of my race.
I make my arduous return to the surface, and kiss the lighted ground, fertile and green, in relief.
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>>3308227
>>3308142
She prefers cocaine.
There's this blue stuff, new on the street, and it's the bomb, man.
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>>3308263
Krokodil?
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>>3308321
METH
BLUE METH
I MEANT METH, NOT FUCKING COCAINE
THE STUPID FUCKING JOKE IS FUCKING RUINED NOW.
FUCK.
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>>3308347
It's, okay anon, I knew what you meant.
And it still wasn't funny.
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>>3308347
Sugar forgives you for your failures
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>>3308310
>You quickly blow your load inside of Peridot, a little gem now reduced to tears and soft whimpering.
>Her entire body shivers as you pump her full of sperm, a chill running up her spine.
>She keeps her head buried in the ground, quietly sobbing.
>Your kin's seed is known to be potent. So powerful, it's difficult not to impregnate someone, or something.
>Being one of the last few descendants of the species as a whole, your mind rests at ease knowing that you have sparked a new hope for the survival of your ilk.
>With another spank, just to hear her weak and defeated whimper one more time, you pull your half-limp length out of her and tuck it back into your clothes.
>"F-Fuh... s-screw you."
>You laugh a little, and move yourself to face the other side of your soon-to-be breeder.
>You gently pat her head, grab her chin, and force her to stare into your eyes. Her cheeks are darker-green, puffy, and wet. Her eyes are red, and trying their hardest to look away.
>Tsk, tsk.
>You lower your face, and plant a firm, loving kiss on your wench's quivering lips.
>"Mmmph, mffh!"
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>>3308505
Good shit mang
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>>3308398
Man, those are not pretty people.
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>>3308565
Thanks wizard-anon.
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>>3308590
If you insult Sucrose again I will fist fight you right now, she is pretty.
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>>3308634
If by "I will fist fight you" you mean "I will force you to suck my cock", then Rebecca is an ugly hobgoblin.
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>>3308682
Wait, you get to suck dick by doing this? ok, Rebecca is a ugly cunt
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>>3308682
You're an ugly hobgoblin, Sugar is beautiful, one day you will learn to appreciate her beauty.
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>>3308505
peridot is not for rape what is this do it to the shitty gem depicted by the image.
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>>3308775
Maybe by sucking my dick, some of my Sugar love will rub off on you.
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>>3308792
Yeah, Steven is pretty shit-tier but I don't want to rape a kid
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>>3308792
Your lack of punctuation frightens me. Commas, man. Use them.
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>>3308779
Come on bro don't kid yourself, she looks like a Jewish potato
Now whip that dick out and let's do some grapefruit sounding shit
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>>3308792
>Angered, one of the spectator's gets up and runs after Pearl, who had scampered somewhere behind the stage.
>You find her, and begin running towards her.
>"...and then I was like, 'No, sir, I--AGH!"
>You have quickly tackled Pearl to the ground, and sat on top of her.
>"G-Get the fuck off!"
>You struggle a little to get her scrawny arms behind her back, using your weight on her chest to make sure she can't budge them out from beneath her.
>"What the hell! I said get off!"
>What do you do now?
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>>3307721
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>>3308836
She is pretty in her own unique way, she does not look like a "jewish potato"

I am up for that grapefruit sounding though.
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>>3308808
Hey anon, i want your.....sugar milk
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>>3308858
Quickly strap on my plague Doctor mask in the hopes that it's beak-like appearance will sooth the pale gem while I do what must be done.
Ripping her shirt down the middle to expose her completely flat chest and teal nipples, I pull out my cock, which flops onto her, and begin my work.
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>>3308867
Mind posting the background? I quite like it and I would like to use it.
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>>3308897
I don't know about you faggots, but I rather want that Connie.
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>>3308939
I will give you as much sugar milk as you want, feast my friend.
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>>3308975
ANON NO
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>>3308939
... What have I stumbled across?
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>>3308975
It's a pretty good cosplay

Please do not fuck the Connie though.
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>>3308858
Tell her to relax and imagine you're Rose

then put your dick in her cunt
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>>3308985
>>3308998
Don't worry, i am to tired for doing sexual stuff. I will just jerk off to some gay porn and then sleep.
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>>3309037
>gay porn

Disgusting
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>>3308963
>You put on your middle-age, rat-repelling mask.
>"What. In the name of. FUCK. Are you doing?"
>You grab onto the thin fabric of her uniform, and pull away, revealing her pale, board-like body. Her little buttons pop out as they feel the cold air running across her skin, standing up like little pillars in a dull, empty wasteland.
>You pull your zipper down and unsheathe your beast, a dong of respectable length and girth.
>"Oh my fuck--"
>You shut her up by putting your hand over her mouth, making sure to hold her chin still with your thumb, to avoid any unneeded biting.
>You start off slow, simply stroking your cock to make sure it's fully erect before you get down to business.
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>>3309037
Sugar is proud of you
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>>3308992
>>3309011
But Anons every Connie must be deflowered someday.
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>>3309037
O-ok.....
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>>3309062
Sugar is not proud of you
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>>3309062
Well maybe wait until that someday coincides with your country's legal age of consent.
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>>3309071
Does that anon really have to take that from Maltose?
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>>3309052
will these be saved?
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>>3309083
I'm pretty sure that Connie is legal.
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>>3309052
Put it inside her, then take your hand of her mouth and tell her to call you Rose
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>>3309099
Not planning on it, as I'm not a fan of saving green-text syntax things I write. They're more of a 4chan thing only kind of deal, you know?
If you'd like to, then feel free, anon. Nothing's stopping you.
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>>3309052
>>3308858
oh you know full one rape is cool right?
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>>3309087
Yes, if you anger Sugar she will give you diabetes
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>>3306513
The whole last thread is just fucking FILLED with thumbnails
Of course the peridot dumper would be a fucking idiot
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>>3309138
How do you appease Sugar then?
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>>3309151
Tell her she is beautiful and thank her for making you cute cartoons.
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>>3309149
Please stop being so autistic
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>>3309167
hmmm.....
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>>3309151
You can try to please our goddess, but nothing we do will truly make her happy.
We just got to live with her displeasement.
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>>3309180
He can't help it
what's your excuse?
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>>3309203
....Nothing at all can be done? How futile sounding
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>>3309202
Do it anon, or suffer the consequences.
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>>3309126
I was just wondering since there is a place for greentexts on the pastebin
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>>3309110
Yeah, I've heard that one before
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>>3309203
She is happy when she isn't being bullied
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>>3309230
Sugar, you're.... a cute?
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>>3309124
>>3309130
>"MMPH! MM, HMMF!"
>You get up and quickly remove your hand off her mouth to pin her down.
>"WHAT IN THE FUCK!"
>You continue to rip away at her clothes, revealing her teal, cleanly-shaven vulva.
>You calmly tell her to calm down, and to just call you Rose.
>With your length at full-mast, you position yourself between Pearl's thrashing, kicking legs.
>She can hardly reach you, or harm you at all.
>"W-What are you doing!"
>You thrust in, spreading her insides for the first time in who knows how long.
>"AHHAH, R-Rose!" Pearl moans, memories of a long-gone life returning to her.
>"N-No, I mean-- F-FUCK OFF!"
>You push in until your decent length is planted deep inside of her. You sigh in relief, feeling her insides squeeze and shift around your cock.
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>>3309268
Good, but I think you can do better.
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>>3309149
indexer I tried my best not to save thumbnails for you but with tumblr being a piece of shit and me being retarded sometimes I don't get the full resolution.

I'm sorry I failed you
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>>3309285
Boy Sugar, you sure are beautiful
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>>3309285
I can also do better, posting small images of Sugar is unacceptable.
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>>3309297
No excuses now go jump off a cliff.
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>>3309272
Whisper to her in a feminine voice "Oh, my Pearl" as you gently push your cock in and out of her
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>>3309297
Uhh... need a hug?
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>>3309167
FUCK you sugar.
You're ruining your show with this gay peace and love shit.
I don't give a damn about your namby pamby "artistic vision", I want the gems to have abusive sexual intercourse on screen.
ON
SCREEN

p.s.
make my otp, pearl x the entire byzantine empire, canon
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>>3309297
Don't worry, he doesn't mean it. Sometimes his autism just becomes too much to contain and he has an outburst, which he vents by commenting mean things on anonymous online imageboards.
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>>3309317
k
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>>3309319
And bite her nipples lightly
Take off the mask first
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>>3309332
Sugar is going to personally go to your house and rip your favorite SU body pillow, I hope you're happy.
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Maybe this is just me, but I think Peridot is getting too much love. It's getting to the point that she's getting her own threads.
I like me some Peri as much as the next anon, but enough is enough.
>LetPeriRest
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>>3309331
>>3309352
I actually do try to get the full resolution as best I can just because of indexer, but even though I try to do everything to make sure it isn't a thumbnail sometimes it just is, at least I have indexer.
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>>3309380
Peridotfags are as autistically obsessive as she is.
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>>3309380
The same could be said of Lapis.
Let's bring back Pearlposting, the best kind of posting.
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>>3309375
what's wrong with her cheeks in this photo, she looks like she got stung by a bee
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>>3309397
>Pearl Posting
Let's not get carried away anon.
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>>3309321
That's a big peri
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>>3309392
I see
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>>3309423
fine
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>>3309397
Anon we're not cavemen.
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>>3309400
She fucking loves bees

I don't know why it looks like she gave a bee a blowjob, unfortunately.
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>>3309293
>the bottom face
I get the DSL thing now
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>>3309453
If it'll make you feel better, you can do more futa descriptions.
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>>3309297
There's no excuse for being retarded
You're not functionally flawed, you're just fucking lazy
If you're so fucking lazy, stop doing it until you find it in yourself to do things right
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>>3309570
Please don't be mean to the anon, Sugar would want you to be nice
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>>3309570
Nothing wrong with being lazy.
I was a lazy piece of shit my whole life and now the gubmint pays me to fuck off to college.
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>>3309570
ok well I'm not lazy, you're just being retarded

sometimes on tumblr, you go to the original post, you make sure you have the proper image size, and then you save it, and it turns out it was a fucking thumbnail.
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So how many humans did Rose fuck?
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>>3309648
What I wanna know is, how many times did Pearl masturbate tearily to Rose getting it on with humans?
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THE RETURN
>>3309319
>You pull the mask over your head, and start slowly gyrating your hips.
>You stare at her teary, squinted eyes, and sensually call her name, with as a feminine tone as you can muster.
>"R-R... q-quiet!" Pearl shouts at you, closing her eyes.
>"Y-You're not Rose! Y-You'll never be my Rose Quartz!"
>You shake your head at her denial. You lean forwards, and gently suck at one of her erect nipples.
>"Quih... S-Stop it..."
>Your slowly bring your jaws together, and squeeze her nipple with your teeth.
>"Ahh!! N-No, let go! T-They're sensitive!"
>You stop biting for a moment, and stare at her, grinning.
>You tell her to say your name, and say please.
>"Never!"
>You return to biting her swollen handles, and make sure to bite just a little harder, forcing Pearl to wriggle and writhe beneath you.
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>>3309689
I contemplate donning my lucky wizard hat in lieu of the removed mask, but ultimately decide against it as I move my head upwards to gently nibble her slender neck, bringing my hands to caress her nipples, ensuring they never lack stimulation.
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>>3309494
The only thing that can save my soul is a picture of Pearl dressed like Ronald McDonald
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>>3309615
Because you have absolutely no idea how the system itself works
How much does it take to learn that you ask?
7 minutes
7 fucking minutes is the time it took me to understand how things worked

you are being lazy and you're blaming the system for being too complex, you fuck
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>>3309764
>You keep your hips moving at the same pace, as you focus on her upper half.
>You shimmy yourself forward a little, careful not to hurt your partner.
>Invited by her thin, pale neck, you give her neck a little kiss, before starting to bite her skin.
>"N-No, stop, g-get off my neck..."
>You bite slightly harder, leaving a temporary bite mark on her neck. Your free hands grab onto her nipples, and begin to twist them around, tweaking her moans and groans.
>"Nngh... R-Rose..." Pearl mumbles, biting her lip.
>You start thrusting faster inside of Pearl, seeing as she's grown used to your current speed.
>"Ah, ah, my Rose!" Pearl moans her lover's name again, slightly lifting her legs off the ground.
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>>3309648
I'm sure she molested humans too scared of her to say anything before she knew how sex works
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>>3309853
I look up toward Peridot, whose presence I requested prior to my sexual escapade with Pearl, and give her a nod; Peridot presses the play button on her tape recorder, and the familiar tones of Poison's "Every Rose Has its Thorn" begin issuing tinnily.
Pearl doesn't seem to notice, so you ramp up your thrust speed while sloppily kissing her pale lips, desperate to cum.
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>>3309946
>you ramp up your
I ramp up my, sorry
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Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
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>>3308968
Here ya go, bruh.
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>>3309474
>she fucking loves bees
AYYYYYH
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>>3310019
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>>3306644
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>>3309964
She would probably fall into a deep disturbed depression and use her water powers to pick people apart like tearing wings off flies as she drifts further and further into psychosis.
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Haven't been here since the French airing of Steven Floats. What did I miss?
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>>3310019
I always thought I might be bad, now I'm sure that it's true
>tfw watch too much ytp
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>ynw give rose's cock a stroke
why live?
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>>3309400
Bulimic Becky
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If first you don't succeed. Realize that you will never get that time back, and never try it again.
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>>3310075
Recommend me some good ones
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>>3310077
I want to cuddle it like a body pillow.
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>>3309946
>Peridot happily pushes the button on her recorder, playing the song you requested.
>Pearl is still looking off into the distance, seemingly in a better place in her mind.
>You think this is unacceptable. You move your face up to her mouth, and carefully lock lips, making sure not to lose an eye to her pointy nose.
>You begin smacking your groin against her flat, fat-free body, your tense testicles making a loud, wet pap each time you reach your length's limit.
>"Mmff, mmff!"
>You lovingly muffle her moans with your mouth, your tongue wrapping around Pearl's relatively-smaller tongue. Your pie-holes exchange fluid, and taste. Pearl tastes like the faint hint of left over pie from forever ago, you taste like the popcorn you recently ate as you watched Peridot getting a child put in her.
>Pearl puts her hands around your back, and her legs around your firm rump, moaning into your mouth as you take her body as you please.
>Standing on your last legs, you speed up as much as you can, before finally cumming inside of Pearl.
>"MMFF!" She cries out, turning her head away.
>"AH!! N-No, stop! Stop, don't cum inside!"
>It's far too late for her. You keep your cock planted deeply inside of her, almost hitting her dry and withered cervix. Her hands and legs hug you tighter, holding you closer to her, as you slowly empty your contents into her bin.
>With your sensitive pair shrunken and shriveled, you slowly push her away and pull your cock out, allowing cum to dribble off your semi-erect dick, meeting the rest as it oozes out of her vagina.
>You get up and rest on your knees, staring at the Pearl you just used as a cum sock, enjoying the cream-pie you gave her.
>She lays on the ground, huffing and panting, as one of her hands travel down between her legs and begin fingering her, soaking in your sticky sperm.
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>>3310122
that guy is awesome
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I want to rape peridot
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>>3310154
Yes he is. I really do hope he gets into fic writing like he wants.
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>>3310154
>>3310163
I will.
Any criticism of what I've done so far though? I know they're only descriptions, but anything you have to say can help.
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>fingering with these claws
Yikes.
But gem licking is so top tier

5 other spot-on anatomy pics:

http://scribble-box.tumblr.com/post/122886196484/to-nsfwjasper-from-really-gay-fangirl-cause-today
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>>3310191
I don't think so. Maybe your sentences are a little long? But they let you describe such nice penises.
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>>3310104
I feel this way when learning how to draw, I just get so frustrated and quit for a long period of time.
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>>3310191
you're good man, i don't have complains so far (would be awesome if you write stevonnie or sardonyx). but you should try to write some kind of story. even if you don't post it, just to see if it works
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>>3306808
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>>3310243
>tfw haven't drawn in months
I know I have potential too, but I just can't look at my failures and make peace with the fact that they're going to continue for a long time before I get good.
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>>3310111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj8DN_qtsfE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu1WNNPvrkY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3osEe6J_OM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_4122421287&feature=iv&src_vid=z3osEe6J_OM&v=IVPDLSUpjAU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQwFOzoAYCY

Here's some good ones I could find off the top of my head purely sug. You can probably find more stuff from em and others in time.
Just because you got trips
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>>3310310
Thanks friend
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>>3310335
Anytime
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>>3310230
Yeah, I love long sentences, that's how I talk too. I find it hard to be concise without feeling like the writing is too bland. Like the excess length and struggle to cram as much into a single thought as possible gives the writing character or something like that.
I can see how it might affect readability.
I'll try to keep things smoother, hopefully it works out.

>>3310277
I had an idea with Lapis being someone's mostly shitty, occasionally sexy, roommate; but after reading some other people's stuff I feel like it might be too derivative.
Guess I gotta sleep on it.
Goodnight suggers.
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>>3310432
Oh yeah, Bad Roommate Lapis is a classic.
I think there's only one or two of them though and I don't think any are futa. Whatever you think is best.
Later man.
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>>3310432
night anon. don't pressure yourself to write, the descriptions are a lot of fun
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stop posting from some retard posting thumbnail on tumblr, you fucks
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>>3310572
Laugh Out Loud @Indekser
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>>3310572
The originally uploaded pictures aren't enough for you anymore?
Are you going to start hounding artists for their .psds now?
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>>3310634
Nice smug anon
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>>3310689
I don't know why, but I have this burning hatred for Lapis, and especially Lapidot.
The two are cute. It makes sense that they'd fuck now. Even the word "Lapidot" flows off your tongue.
Why the fuck do I want to strangle a baby every time I see fucking Lapidot REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>3310939
It's called autism. I'm sorry, but it's fatal.
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>>3310939
lol.
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>>3310946
>>3310953
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Would be better with Pearl instead of Amy.
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I couldn't post the other .gif because 4chan detected malicious code.
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poil
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>>3311194
What about her?
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>>3311205
she's sad

and i can't help her
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>>3311209
She's doing better.
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>>3311213
i hope she one day gets well
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I hope the pearl dies soon
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>>3311218
She will.
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>>3311253
ño
she did nothing wrong and deserves the best
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Reminder that Perfect Diamond will always be the best gem.
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ded bread
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>>3311895
Haha
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>>3311895
n-no
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>>3312037
>We will never see Malaqt again
Feels bad, man
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>>3312066
You gotta believe.
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Do you ever just want to push Lapis up against a wall and penis in vagina?
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>>3312140
I want Lapis to push me up against a wall and penis in anus.
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>>3312173
Eh, I would too
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>>3312173
>penis in anus
O-oh....
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/bet/ here, how you doing?
Is this the discussion on whether you have sugar in your afternoon tea?

Thanks, stay shrewd, /bet/.
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>>3312140
Im more of a poil kind of guy
But yeah sure
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>>3312287
Why is the black entertainment network posting here?
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>>3312309
>literally seconds away from posting this
Now I realize how much of an unoriginal fuck I am
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>>3312309
>>3312327
PLEASE have sex.
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>>3312287
You /bet/ I will
>>
For real though, the fuck's /bet/?
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ALL FAGGOTS REPORT IN!
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>>3312433
I'm not gay, I only love cocks on cute girls.
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Some strange little men in here.
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>>3312449
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>>3312433
Not gay, just love cock
You fucking degenerate
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>>3312564
I should probably stay away as far as possible....
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>>3312433
bi master race
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>>3312674
Best of both worlds?
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>>3312526
Finally learned now, have we, Joshua?
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>>3312744
Fug off hannah montana
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>>3312786
Chill, chill. I ain't that bimbo.
>inb4 "Those 2 worlds are actually homeworld and earth" joke
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>>3312800
Oh, ok, as long as you have any
"that's so Raven"
shit up in here, I think your fine
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>>3312674
We are clearly the superior sexuality, we can enjoy a fine sausage and a spicy taco. Everybody else is simply inferior.
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PEARL
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>>3313173
Pearl is a fucking pervert
she gets off on little boys
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>>3313004
Dude, it sounds like you're hungry. Don't worry, I have a sausage I can.... give.... oh!
Ohhhhhh
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>>3313227
"Oh Pearl!"
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>>3313210
I wish I was a little boy again so she could get off on me
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>>3313233
Just think like a kid again, and you'll shape shift back into a kid, it works for steven doesn't it?
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>>3313232
Well, the bi's are formidable. But I wouldn't say everyone's complete superior.
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>>3313004
of course, no doubt about that
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>>3313263
anon, we're clearly superior
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>>3313689
Pfft, I guess
>>
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Did the gempire ever build robots for combat?
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>>3314160
They can most likely make gems for much cheaper, so they wouldn't bother and just use human waves instead.
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>>3314272
Makes sense.
To create a gem you just jizz into the ground and wait; building a machine as capable as a gem likely takes a lot more.
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>>3314402
But where does all the gem jizz come from if they're all girls?
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>>3314658
I think you already know where it comes from.
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>>3312558
dumb
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>>3314838
No, stop this meme
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>>3312564
dumb
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>>3314838
That's not canon anon
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man, I like it here, so comfy...
I went to sleep and lost 4 threads on /co/ ;;
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>>3314851
It's canon that they're shapeshifters capable of creating working reproductive organs.
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>>3309964

This world might not be meant for us

It's too vast, extreme, superfluous

All too often I'll have to put up a fuss

Just to deal with everyone and their muss

Can't it just be you and me

The shore, the sunrise, the glittering sea

We won't have to deal with anyone or anything, even the smallest bee

It'll be just you, me, and perhaps for the shade, a tall palm tree

[spoiler] Love you. [/spoiler]
>>
>>3309964
>>3314950
get a room you two
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>>3314909
But they don´t have naturally occurring genitals, so how do they reproduce?
>>
Is there an Eu CN and American CN because I live in Europe where they HARDLY EVER FUCKING AIR STEVEN UNIVERSE And when they do it's the fucking season one Frybo episode.
I'm sick of watching this fucking lego ninja shit god damnit.
>>
>>3314850
Disgusting
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>>3314184
B E S T G E M
E S T E M
S T M
T
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>>3314909
Their organs might work but they definitely can't sexually reproduce the way we do.
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>>3315251
They probably could if they wanted to. But it's horribly inefficient.
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>>3315251
Rose could, but it wasn't entirely normal.
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>>3315308
I don't know.
They don't have DNA or anything, and whatever matter they project disappears when they're poofed.
Fusion is as close to reproduction as possible, and it's not even that close.
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>>3315399
>They don't have DNA or anything
Explain the half of Rose in Steven.
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>>3315399
They do actually have "Gem DNA".
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>>3315500
Her gem
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>>3315558
Woah
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>>3307721
suffering pearl posters get out!
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Love you /sug/
I hope your week had a good start, and the rest of it is pleasant too. You all deserve happy days and cozy night
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>>3315963
You too.
I'm nursing a very cozy erection right now, actually.
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>>3316088
Is it a feminine erection?
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>>3315683
But I love her!
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>>3316141
If you love someone, don´t let them suffer
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>>3316137
If you close your eyes you can't tell the difference
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>>3316191
There's nothing I can do to help her
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>>3316088
>Having a relaxing day off work watching movies and browsing the internet
>Half chub for like 5 hours
I love days like this
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>>3316192
I can when I'm giving a reacharound

I ain't jerking off a masculine penis
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>>3316417
What exactly constitutes a "masculine" penis?
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>>3316488
A penis that isn't feminine
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>>3316510
And what's a feminine penis? A small penis?
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>>3316535
Small, dainty and hairless, with a feminine look to it
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>>3316596
Well I got the first attribute down at least.
1 out of 4 ain't bad
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>>3316619
You can shave it as well
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>>3316596
>Small
Come on man. And I hope you mean the balls are hairless too
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>>3316619
Two out of three is better.
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>>3316670
Ah, true.
>>3316603
So can I still get a handy?
You can look away disgustedly and pretend I'm cute
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>>3316596
I've got hairless...
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>>3316746
Why would you bring me into this?
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>>3316755
Is it below 5"?
>>3316746
I´ll give you a handy if you let me put it in your ass
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>>3316787
Deal
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>>3316787
>Is it below 5"?
Nope
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>>3316810
How long?
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>>3316831
7
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>>3316868
Proof?
No homo
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>>3316868
7 cm isn't that large
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>>3316895
I'm not gonna take a dick pic right now
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>no friends for mutual handies
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>>3316972
Well you can't put it off forever
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>>3317006
Such is fate
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>>3316974
>only have one friend
>he thinks brojobs are gay
Fuck my life
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>>3317096
They are gay anon, it's only straight if you bro each other at the same time.
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