/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Zuke Edition
>Super Watermelon Island / In Too Deep
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a52an_su-s03e01e02_fun
>Same Old World
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bk2gu_su-same-old-world_fun
>Barn Mates / Hit The Diamond
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4byeyo_steven-universe-s3e3-barn-mates-s3e4-hit-the-diamond_fun
Barn Mates: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9wMND-8u-7cZDlHSXAyb2QwS0E/view?usp=sharing
>Hit The Diamond: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9wMND-8u-7cRzgtdlBSb2Fvdlk/view?usp=sharing
>Steven Floats
https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folders:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flock draw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
@ Zukeposter:
4 weeks ago, got it thanks
>>3292690
She wouldn't
>>3292691
You're welcome!
>>3292690
She would.
>>3292690
I like you anon
>>3292682
We're back, baby!
>>3292963
Kind of
How's your guys' funky flow doing?
>>3293242
shit
>>3293242
It's 8 in the morning and the humidity is already 89%. That's how it's going.
>>3292690
It's a pretty morning to greet who I love. I love you, lady-of-the-sea anon.
>>3292690
>>3293458
Forgot pic
>>3293468
I love you too
Does anyone have that image comparing how all of the storyboard artists draw the characters? I thought I saved it, but it turns out that I didn't.
>>3293764
>>3293777
>>3293812
I don't quite think so. My favorites are:
Garnet - Paul
Pearl - Jeff & Joe
Amethyst - Lauren & Hilary
Peridot - Paul
Steven - Lauren & Hilary
>>3293812
How the fuck can it be biased?
>>3293861
Cherry-picking, taking the best from Zuke and only taking mediocre or less than satisfactory from the other boarders. There's even hearts around Zuke in the Steven list. I don't know about you, but for me that just screams bias.
>>3293903
Zuke is the reason Pearl is now a bug eyed circle. She has literally ruined her design.
>>3293905
>mediocre or less than satisfactory
But they all look perfectly fine?
last day i finished watching all the steven episodes a 3 day marathon of every single episode
also someone remembers connie? no? ok...
TFW JoJo distracted you with only a chapter
>>3293925
What?
>>3293925
Who's Connie?
>>3293911
She's cuter now, i don't mind the change
>>3293936
No, she was cutest during the second half of season one. She just looks weird like the first half of season one now, only in a different way.
Please tell me that she'd love me IRL if she was real.
I need to hear someone else say it.
>>3293975
She wouldn't
>>3293975
She wouldn't
Hehe you anons thought I left, didn't ya?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxPfnTXaENU
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr7DLi8GvZI
.
>>3293975
She would
>not
>>3293925
tiny salt hake holocaust pearl sounds cute tho
>>3293975
Shewoodknot
>>3293975
She maybe would, i really don't know if she wants to be in a relationship tho
>>3294029
Anon, this is a general for talking about the adventures of a little boy and his space rock friends.
Post Chenjesu instead.
Bump
>>3294834
Are you lost?
I love you
>>3295197
I tolerate you
>>3295197
i love you too anon
Another day, another thread
So many things left unsaid
And some tears that may have been shed
Like a curse, they spread
Is this the land of the dead?
>>3294247
Peridot is probably the character most interested in romance out of the entire cast ( Not counting Rose but she is dead anyway. )
>>3295775
Too bad she's too focused on shipping to worry about her own relationships.
>>3295775
What about Steven?
>>3296140
>That Lapis muffin top
Why?
>>3296146
Really tight shorts, I guess.
I didn't notice.
>>3296157
But Lapis isn't fat.
>>3296225
*Really* tight.
We're back baby!!!
>>3296359
lies. your filename is wrong
>>3296359
You're both fakes
This is real cricket
>>3296252
I think their outfits in Hit The Diamond were like the outfits the CG wore in Beach Party, just a modification to their appearance. They should fit her perfectly.
>>3296464
You might as well go back to /co/ and claim your post, Cricket-san
>>3296518
step off my territory and there wont be any shit.
Disco here.
How is everyone today? I hope you are all happy.
>>3296720
I'M NOT
>>3296720
feel like shit but will survive
>>3296720
Eh, I feel a bit down but otherwise I´m fine.
Love you /sug/
There doesn't seem to be as many folks in /trash/ these days, but for those of you that stayed, I hope you are having a wonderful day
>>3296808
>will survive
GO ON NOW GO, WALK OUT THE DOOR, JUST TURN AROUND NOW, 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT WELCOME ANYMORE
>>3296831
dude, go fuck yourself
seriously
>>3296828
love you, love poster.
I never left /trash/ and I don't plan to.
Also finished this drawing of Peridot today so I'm feeling good.
>>3296828
ily
>>3296828
I'll always be checking both.
>>3296738
WELL BE HAPPY NOW THAT I AM HAPPY
HELP ME HELP YOU
>>3296808
>>3296808
My back has been killing me since this morning. So I can understand. No self harm please.
>>3296824
Just gotta feel uplifted every once in a while. I appreciate the fact you responded!
>>3296828
Give me some sugar baby, cause daddy needs it.
>>3296895
NO! FUCK YOU, STOP BEING HAPPY
>>3296903
THE MORE YOU RESIST THE MORE STRONGER I BECOME
YOU WILL BECOME HAPPY AS ME
NOW ACCEPT MY LOVE FAGGOT, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCy7lLQwToI
>>3296828
The number of thumbnails across both threads has decreased drastically, so you don't see me a lot
Also since we're on hiatus again with most plot points resolved there isn't much to talk about until SOS
>>3296928
but I want to see you...
...
... ...
... ... ...
;_;
>>3297750
Dobson please go
Ahoy mates, long time no see.
I wrote up chapter 11 for the Orange and Blue fic down on my Archive of our own page and also on my pastebin.
Its a saucy chapter staring the Futa crystal gems with Peridot and Lapis as well as a lot of cum and fun and femdom.
If your interested give it a read on my pastebin or check it out on my alt where i keep the whole fic as a big chapter so you can go back and read the past parts
http://pastebin.com/92cAg3WB
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6771226
I hope you guys enjoy and i hope your having a great early summer.
Enjoy!!
where's the discord link
>>3297797
Thanks man, love your stuff
>>3297912
Up my ass, so get digging.
>>3297912
https://discord.gg/010FWasi9J799bbq1
>>3297998
>>3297998
>>3297913
I'm glad you mates enjoyed it. Please let me know what your favorite part was and what could have been improved about it?
your criticism helps a bunch guys
>>3297797
I feel disgusted reading this
and even more disgusted by being aroused by this
Fuck you anon
>>3298156
>being aroused by words
I'll never understand you people.
>>3298156
Well whats wrong with it?
>>3298201
It's called a libido
>>3298201
Words have power, you idiot.
>>3298221
The hermaphrodites for one
>>3298034
Loved the Peridot bj in the new chapter.
You use the wrong words quite a bit throughout your writing (there instead of their, feta instead of futa, etc) and your grammar can be a little awkward, but my dick is too hard to care.
A closer proofreading would probably help you.
Keep up the good work.
>>3298201
Non-intellectual detected.
I bet you read Plato faggot.
>>3298248
Feta is better than futa tb.h
>>3298288
...Feta?
>>3298248
>You use the wrong words quite a bit throughout your writing (there instead of their, feta instead of futa, etc) and your grammar can be a little awkward
I'm sorry about that mate, i will look over it and make some changes to it
>Loved the Peridot bj
I loved it to. I love the idea of Peridot being the smallest but also the most messy with the biggest loads. Loved the idea of drowning in her limeade cum.
Glad ya loved it man and thanks for the help!
>>3298288
Monterey jack is better than feta
>>3298294
What is imagination.
Also,
>normal people
Just get the fuck out
>>3298294
As I said before, words hold their own power.
>>3298294
>being aroused by images
I'll never understand you people.
>>3298389
>being aroused
I'll never understand you people.
>>3298403
>being
I'll never understand you creatures
>>3298436
>
I'll never understand you arrows
>>3298436
>not all-knowing
I'll always understand you lesser cosmic beings, but I also choose to never understand.
@3298436
>memes
I'll never undestand you people
>>3299013
no squirming out of that one.
>>3299076
Is YD stabbing Yellow Pearl with her nose?
>>3299176
if you want to call it then go right ahead.
>>3298499
>being a paradox
I'll never understand not being normal.
>>3299013
I love that fucking image and that ship
>>3300011
Dub trips dubs
My God the possibilities.
You could cause the world to end with that post.
>>3300027
Not as good as the pents I could've gotten though
>>3300011
Is it get time again?
>>3300011
jfc anon
i hate peridot
>>3296857
>not getting this reference
Pleb much?
>>3300259
>don't give a fuck about the reference
and didn't ask too
>>3300277
>Triple doubles
cool anon
>>3300301
No wonder you feel like shit, because you have a bunch of sand up your cooch.
>>3300313
>>3300222
>those numbers
Wew.
Why do you hate Peridoto?
>>3300365
because her everything
>>3300377
Please stop dubbing Peridot
She doesn't deserve this
>>3300389
>>3300389
Peridot deserves bad things to happen to her.
>>3300411
Why you ignore me? ;_;
KKKLLAAAASSSSIIIICCC KKIIIIMMMIMIMIIMI HHEEERRRREE!!!!!1111!11111!!!!!!~1!!!!1 anyone have any questions for MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
>>3300389
KLASSIC KKIIIIIIIMMMMS GUNNA DUB HER ASSHOOOLE!!!!@11111!!!!!11111!!!!!11111!!!!1!!1111!!!!!11
>>3300651
>Kim is holding an AMA
Finally.
Best gem? Best ship? Best townie?
>>3300651
Have you ever thought about killing yourself?
>>3300651
KIM DO YOU LIKE THE POIL
>>3300715
IM IN LOEV W/ POIL!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!!!1!!!!11!!!!!
>>3300774
ME TOO
>>3300759
Well, you're a loser, so why not just do it? Just end it all
>>3300807
DAAAAWWWW ANOON I LOEV U!!!!!!!
>>3300830
OHHOHHOHOOHOHHAHAHAAHHAAAA IM NUT A LOOZER!!111!!!!!!1111111!1!!!!!!!11 IM COOLERRRRR THEN U AND DATS 4 SHORE!!!!!1111!!!1!!!1!!
>>3300847
I LOVE YOU TOO KIM
>>3300972
Check please, no tax
>>3300972
>Tfw no dubs
>>3300972
Disappointed in you bud
Is this one the best possible ships?
Well, yes. Yes it is.
>>3292682
For some reason I can see her as the type of person who likes Steven Universe. At first I thought of this type of fan as some long-haired 14 year old who who doesn't talk a lot (to the point where they are mistaken for a mute) but reads a shit ton of manga and watches anime and is really into video games but is mostly a fan of Nintendo and PC games like Issac.
>>3301381
Every ship with Pearl is one of the best ships
>>3301536
Of course, since pearl is the best gem
Chilling?
>>3301812
yes
>>3301812
yeah
>>3301812
Freezing
>>3301812
Chilling myself
>>3301875
Care to explain?
>>3301884
I´m chilling and I want to die
It's a pun
Hey trash, I think you got the wrong board, the random board is two blocks down.
>>3301932
Your pun game could use a little work anon.
Keep at it.
>>3302100
Fuck you.
>>3302100
we should really make another /b/sug/
/b/ told us not to be ashamed of our posts
>>3302132
Well fuck you trashman
How about settling it in the ring
Amethyst + Fire Salt = OP
>>3302394
Amethyst + shit =
still shit
>>3302445
Anon you're just butthurt that your favorite gem can't compare to a beautiful Quartz like Amethyst.
>>3302394
I want to fuse my dick with Amethyst, holy shit.
She could probably give you the wildest, greatest sex of your life.
>>3302472
>thw my favorite gem is amethyst
I just think, out of all the characters, amethyst is the least shit,
but shit is still shit anon
>>3302490
the real question is, how big is amethyst's penis?
>>3302521
>tfw
fixed
>>3302521
>Amethyst is your favorite gem
>Still calls her shit
Why do you even the watch show/come here?
>>3302490
do you really think that?
>>3302534
>Purple Puma*
fixed
>>3302490
I want Amethyst to dance on my dick
>>3302490
No, that would be lapis or peridot
>>3302546
Well he obviously fapps to it anon, that has to be the reason, right??
>>3302579
Lapis is a depressing sad sack of shit
Peridot is a noob at sex and would suck at it
They both would not give anyone the wildest sex of anyone's life.
>>3302579
Yeah, cause they have such fun-loving personalities and so many years of human experience, right?
>>3292682
zuke is a national treasure.
>>3292682
I want to bully her so bad.
>>3302546
How should I know?
I like rocks I guess
>>3302579
>Lapis or Peridot
>Wildest sex
Your definition of wild sex is pretty sad anon.
>>3302663
i like peridot
she's smol and cute
>>3302643
Oh she would suck alright, suck my ____
>>3302732
I like her too
>>3302577
are you gay or something?
>>3302745
...nose?
>>3302729
I wasn't really thinking of wild, then i guess jasper would be better
>>3302765
I didn't know wanting a purple rock to dance on my dick was gay?
Guess I'm gay then.
>>3302771
>>3302771
Why not anon?
>>3302785
>mind reader detected
What am I thinking of doing to peridot as I post this post?
>>3302771
Why?
>>3302839
Why not?
>>3302839
I'm pretty sure you can like and love the same the person at the same time.
>>3302791
now you know.
>>3302839
>>3302895
"Here's johnny!"
>>3302907
But isn't the love stronger when you Like and Love them rather then not liking them and loving them?
>>3302926
it would be rude to say that he just "likes" her
>>3302577
no, i meant amethyst
>>3302957
Like= Neagative
Love= Positive
Love-Like=Neutral feelings
It is basic math
I don't have neutral feeling for peridot clod
You guys need to go back to college algebra
>>3302997
>Like = Negative
you need to go back to school
>>3303019
Trigonometry ma nigga
HEEEYYYY GUISE KLASSIC KKKIIIIIMMMM HERE!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!!!!1!1111!!1!211!!!1!1 IM TAKEING QUSETIONZ AGIAN!!!111!1!1!!!!1!11
>>3303029
When have you ever said you liked someone or something you actual didn't like?
>>3303038
KIM I STILL LOVE YOU WE SHOULD CONQUER HOMEWORLD AND GET THE POILS
>>3303051
Liking someone is expressed mainly through action rather than verbally.
>>3303038
I have a question, when will we see steven and the gems visit mars or saturn?
>>3303038
Who are you again?
>>3303038
London?
>faggots replying to classic cunt
why
>>3303160
>Garnet
Lauren & Hilary
>Pearl
Don't care for Pearl
>Amethyst
Jeff & Joe
>Peridot
Paul Villeco
>Steven
Paul Villeco or Lamar & Katie
>>3303160
ZUKE
>>3303285
I think it's just her samefagging.
>>3303114
cool
>>3303315
One can only hope
>>3303285
new people who doesn't know her
Any jokes anons wanna share?
I'll go first,
.
What does a wife, that has a futa fetish, watches Steven universe, her favorite gems being Pearl and Amethyst, and has a husband named Paul, say when she is having sex with her husband?
someone fuck this gem.
>>3303426
I love you?
>>3303426
>has a husband
10/10 joke.
>>3303444
>nice trips
close but no
>>3303446
also not quiet
cum on anons, don't you know it?
>>3303426
something about steven's penis
>>3303426
HELP HELP A CISGENDERITE IS RAPING ME
>>3303494
>quite
fixed
>>3303494
Prepare your anus
hahahahaha good joke...... not.
Good evening Sug.
How is everyone doing this night?
I am relaxing with an erection.
>>3303528
I'm masturbating
>>3303528
I would fap to that pic, but white Pearl is making it hard for me to
>>3303541
"Oh, Pearl"
>>3303561
Shit, this one is the closet, but
still no
>>3303528
>>3303528
Slowly beginning to realize this might be the only place with SU discussion or other things after 3 days.
>>3303569
i don't care then
>>3303528
I'm eating pizza.
What's up with your erection?
If you could chill exclusively with Zuke for an entire day, what would you do?
>>3303617
Fine, do you want me to tell you anons?
>>3303621
I got erect a few moments ago. I just feel really horny.
I just wish I had more excitement. My poor dick is scarred.
>>3303634
after several moments of meditation, the only logical conclusion is rape. yes
>>3303679
Just lick the tip anon, that'll fix it
>>3303649
"Is it okay if I call you Pearl and you call me Amy?"
I dunno, if I´m wrong then tell me
>>3303634
I want to bully her so bad, and then yes rape would come next
>>3303690
kiss it and make it feel better
Describe trash sug if she was a gem.
>>3303694
Ok, ok
the wife says....
>Wife:"Opal!! Opal, your dick feels so good!
>"Opal, I'm cumming, I'm cumming from you great dick, yes! Fill me with your gem fusion seed Opal!
>Paul:"Yeah I'll fill you with my...wait wut?
>>3303688
>>3303702
Why are you all so mean to Becky and Zuke, they are sweet buns that should never be harmed ever.
>>3303755
That was suppose to be a joke?
Should we make a /sug/ kik group?
hhh
>>3303755
A for Effort
>>3303820
It is one of those jokes that are not really funny,as to say, but are more, like
"that was shit, burnt gay man!"
>>3303820
oh, paul.
opal.
ha. that was shit tho
>>3303755
Maybe I'm too old to get the joke, but does anyone else find this funny?
>>3303795
>that korra picture
>>3303795
What the fuck is that on the wall
>>3303850
>Another chat room
>We already have some inferior draw board and now a better version of skype
Literally why.
>>3303795
becky is good, but i don't like zuke and her meme ships
Since it's late tonight.
Tell the truth.
If you were a gem, how much of a whore would you be?
Would you me, a human?
>>3303850
yes. someone may get laid
>>3303908
I can partially accept that answer.
>>3303679
What kind of excitement?
She nakey
>>3303927
>One fat ugly neckbeard fucking another fat ugly neckbeard
Sounds great
>>3303943
She nakey
shnakey?
>>3303923
very
no. I'm sure you're ugly
>>3303755
>Opal
>Not oh, Pearl
2/10 shite joke
>>3303964
Jasper is a SNERSON!
>>3303942
I guess more of a dominatrix type of excitement.
I just want a giant woman to make me lick her boots, just before getting punished. I want to be called filth.
Tell me /sug/, do you have any specific SU fetishes?
>>3303923
Depends on what gem type, I suppose. I need to know.
>>3303986
anything like this
>>3303986
What would classify as a SU fetish?
>>3303978
I think it works both ways mate
>>3303923
I would fuck so many humans and let so many fuck me.
Would I let you bang me?
No.
But I would shove my fat gem dick up your ass.
>>3303986
I want a gf who watches su and who likes to talk dirty as the gems during it.
>>3304043
HA!!!!!!!!
>>3304050
>tfw gf likes SU casually but isn't as unhealthily obsessed with it as I am
>>3303986
I've posted about it before but I can't get enough of pearl falling back into the bliss of being owned and ordered around by Peridot, her slowly losing the confidence and individuality she has built up as she falls back into very old habits. I've found like, 2 fics about it but I can't get enough
>>3304050
>I want a gf
Stop there you're already asking for too much anon
Disco here.
What's up? I just learned the birds ate most of my seeds. So now I have corn and a few others left in my garden.
Also thinking of shaving my beard.
>>3304119
She'll get there m9
Next thing you know, she will start moaning for her favorite gems the next time you two have the sexual time, instead of your name
>>3303923
Very
Yeah sure
>>3304150
What if Jasper actually gets corrupted into a fucking snake?
>>3304119
but anon you're an autie, nobody gets obsessed as much as you
>>3304136
Should have put up a scarecrow man
>>3304121
Ugh, I hate that.
It gives me a boner but I hate it. Like I'm being cucked or some shit.
>>3304233
Do you want the links to the fics? So you can fap ad feel guilty later?
>>3304224
They've never did this before. I honestly think there is more birds this year than normal.
A family of robins live on my roof and they eat the worms.
Luckily we sprayed what was left so they wouldn't want to eat it
>>3304233
I mean depending how far it goes it could end with character death, like Peridot gets tired of the game and just gets Pearl to reformat herself, removing memories and going back to factory settings
>>3304260
Please no, I don't want to feel bad about my waifu
>>3304183
That would actually be pretty hot, she would just be this elongated, writhing, muscular mass full of intense rage. Because she'd be corrupted, she would be even more confused and angry.
Imagine Garnet shapeshifting a monster futa cock and thrusting it into Jasper's tight cloaca. Jasper would probably become furious and bite down into Garnet's throbbing shaft, releasing her poisonous venom as Garnet lets out a guttural scream of agony.
>>3304318
Your waifu is shit anyway might as well just do it.
>>3304326
Or she could slither down my urethra
>>3304318
Well it isn't like anyone is sad in in, Pearl deludes herself into things she is just indulging a bit, that she can stop at any time, then Peri tells her to fuck her and she can't say no
perla
>>3304375
Uh, I'd like those links anon
>>3304378
es mi esposa
>>3304378
magica
>>3304395
Here you go
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5891206
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6320629
>>3304400
pero todos la amamos anon
>>3304358
My waifu is not shit, philistine.
You are cruisin for a bruisin mister.
>>3304475
Pearl is shit and you know it
Amethyst is best Gem
we need more bdsm pearls,explain to me why none of you have pearls being used yet?
>>3304378
er besti gimsteinn
>>3304572
Pearl needs to be bullied
>>3304566
You cannot be serious
>>3304566
>amethyst
>anything but shit
>>3304623
Amethyst is just better than Pearl in every way.
Pearl and Lapis is just waifu bait and nothing more.
>>3304619
I vastly prefer Pearl as the bully
>>3304687
But Pearl is so pathetic and emotionally broken, how could she possibly bully anybody besides herself?
>>3304619
i might be inclined to agree with you.
>you never refer to pearl as pet
>>3304687
>he wants pearl to be a power bottom
No
>>3304675
The only people who love Amethyst are shaped like her.
Lapis is for weak faggots but Pearl is the waifu of those with discerning taste.
>>3304726
She could always be the top
I bet Steven would let her if she asked
I want Pearl to grind on my cock while she berates me for being a lesser creature
>>3304748
Pearls are inherently submissive, they can't be leaders or be the top
>>3304742
>The only people who love Amethyst are shaped like her.
That's a pretty broad statement
>Pearl is the waifu of those with discerning taste.
I really enjoyed Pearl in the first few episodes but with each increasing episode I grew to dislike her more and more.
>>3304720
>never allowed to cum
this is becoming too sexual for me
>>3304450
no in spanish
>>3304814
I think they're kinda fucking up her character t b h.
>>3304797
homeworld needs to shut the fuck up.
>>3304843
Absolutely, at first she was pretty gud
now
she is major shit tier
>>3304797
200 years ago niggers couldn't vote.
Things change anon.
>>3304906
>Comparing niggers to a literal pearl
What do you even, steven?
>>3304894
Well I still love her just as I have since the first episode.
Nothing she can do will ever make me love her less.
I need more sexually submissive pearl dammit
>>3304946
>tfw in the next few episodes, pearl gets lesser and lesser character devolopment
I don't know anon, is there still hope Pearl can be salvaged?
>>3304977
Please Rebecca, don't let Pearl become a caricature of herself. She was a good complex character, she dindu nuffin.
>>3304946
And that's why you will end up with an abusive Girl friend. Because you get attached too easily and you won't let go when she turns to shit.
will dick anon ever do stevonnie?
>>3304977
I want Pearl to be kidnapped by Jasper when she happens to be separated from the rest of the CGs. I want Jasper to rape and abuse her into submission, and mentally break her until she is an emotionless husk of her former self. Only then will I be satisfied.
>>3305027
But Pearl's alleged shittiness isn't detrimental to me.
>>3304946
>>3304977
>>3305014
pearl will never get better she just needs to drown her sorrows in worldly pleasures.
>>3305061
there's this good post right here.
>>3304947
We all do anon...
We all do
>>3305056
No, fusions are haram.
I am true to yellow diamond, blessed be her name, glory to her.
>>3305056
I'm sure Kevin and Stevonnie will get together, she can't resist him for long
>>3305117
i have nothing for that green whelp.
>>3305117
I think Peri needs to be abused too, she is too innocent and cocky for her own good. To fix her obnoxious personality, Lapis needs to molest Peri and beat her every night. She needs to break everything Peri loves, she obviously learned nothing from the tape recorder.
Peri must know that she is worthless, she cannot be a valuable soldier of the Crystal Gems until she realizes that her life means nothing.
>>3305154
If Kevin impregnates Stevonnie, would the kid have Steven's gem? And would it kill Steven? What genitals does Stevonnie even have?
>Stop visiting threads for a while
>come back to see people carrying my legacy of abusing the great and lovable Peridot
>mfw
>>3305226
I'm sorry,
you are...?
>>3305254
They call him...
"Anonymous"
>>3305271
down by,
The oceaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
>>3305254
I'm just another Perifag, anon.
How would you hurt the green dorito?
Anyone else think Pearl's nose is erotic?
>>3305290
yes
>>3305122
but anon, the fusions are the best
>>3305290
yes, kinda
>>3305287
Well if I really wanted to hurt her, where it counts
I would probably call her
"Cute"
>>3305424
>calling her cute
you absolute madman
>>3305424
>>3305491
Peri is cute!
Cute!
look what I just drew
>>3305582
WOW!
>>3305582
forgot pic
someone fuck this gem!
>>3305582
Good job, anon.
>>3305616
Wow, that´s a nice Pearl
>>3305616
Are you lost, I mean, it is a decent draw but, I think you should probably gtfo, ya know?
>>3305616
Why don't you post this in an undertale thread, instead of a SU thread
>>3305525
this is true
>>3305616
LEAVE THIS PLANET
Hey anons
How about we post what kind of music Gems would be most likely to listen to listen to
to keep occupied
I'll start
Garnet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96qkWATooqs
>>3305695
make her BIGGER
>>3305776
hmm
im okay with this
>>3305776
smaller
>>3305733
Pearl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo
>>3305826
BIG
>>3305776
UUUUNGH THICKER
>>3305932
small.
>>3305948
No, see, BIG Peri means MORE Peri, so you can HUG and CUDDLE her more
Anybody got good pictures of Jasper's dick?
>>3305976
No, see, small Peri means CUTE Peri, so you can ADORE and LOVE her more
>>3305733
pearl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i90PApQT6kg
Sardynox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW0QKrvJPaU
Rose(And Greg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dukn4NZgkfw
im pretty bad at these
>>3306008
but hugs and cuddles are cute and adorable, as well as a gesture of love
>>3306052
but it's so much easier to hug and cuddle her as a small peri
>>3306004
You bet I do.
Nothing I have hasn't been posted before though.
>>3306082
That's okay, I haven't saved any from previous threads so it's all new to me
>>3306079
but if she's bigger than you, she can hug you instead!
Don't you want a tall strong Peri to pamper you and love you?
>>3306048
>I'm pretty bad at these
Its not like there is a wrong answer anon, as long as you contribute, its fine
>>3306105
>>3306115
but if she's smaller than you you can hug her as much as you like!
Don't you want a small cute Peri to pamper and love?
>>3306144
No, because I've had a bad growing up cycle and I can't hold anything important without hurting it.
But that's besides the point.
Big Peridot can reach on high shelves!
I'm not sure anons, but
do you think Lapis would be into this kind of music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ewrYhY98Y8
>>3306260
Man, you really like that reaction image.
>>3306278
Yes, It can go with almost anything,
such a great image
>>3306180
that's too bad
I want you to know that I think that all Peridots are cute and should be loved, regardless of size.
how about you and I spam our Peridots and share the love with the rest of the anons.
>>3306292
This one's my fave, but I haven't had call to use it lately.
>>3306317
sounds good
>>3306318
Yeah, that is a good one too
Kinda like an
"You wot m8" type of image
>>3306340
awesome
>>3306318
Are you also the anon who edits these or saves them?
they always give me a good laugh
>>3306341
The low quality of the cap helps immensely.
>>3306356
That one was the best I could do on my own. I also have this which someone else did.
>>3306382
boy howdy, thats a big picture
>>3306495
SMOKING IS BAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This kind of of post is always in the jaspis tag so I clicked the name this time lol
>>3306495
I want Peri to start smoking, it makes her look cool.
>>3306515
and drinking?
>>3306495
Peri give back pearls cigs this instant
>>3306546
Also bad!
Eat regular food, Peri!
>>3306539
better version
Smoking isn't bad for gems
>>3306567
As long as they don't smoke around Steven, I don't care.
>>3306567
It is if they decide to grow lungs anon
>>3306564
but I already have that version
I don't like her underwear, anon.
I don't want it!
>>3306593
you sure?
So what prompted the Peridot dump?
>>3306593
>I don't like her underwear, anon
Shit taste.
>>3306567
Smoking is cool guys! It makes you look badass and totally awesome!
I'm only 213 years old and I smoke!
Fuck the police amirite? XDDDDDDD
>>3306612
me
see>>3306317
>>3306609
Yes, I prefer cuties without underwear.
>>3306612
>lapidot
>saying I have shit taste
>>3306622
I want Peridot to smoke so she gets metastatic gem cancer
>>3306644
Just wondering.
>>3306678
that's not nice anon.
Look, you've made Peridot cry.
>>3306678
And the ride never ends, does it?
>>3306705
I love these dorks
>>3306726
as do I
>>3306726
They love each other, anon.
>>3306772
please anon, contain your lewds
>>3306772
they love each other a lot.
>>3306791
No!
I want to lovefuck Peridot!
So we are having a Peridot Dump huh?
>>3306804
yes
>>3306803
I suppose there's no stopping you then
>>3306825
Ok then, dumping peridot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNnCCaZ2AEE
any opinions?
>>3306825
there isn't
but since you asked nicely and it's 7 AM and I haven't slept all night, I think I'll take a little break.
>>3306845
good meme
>>3306867
thank you, kind anon
>>3306867
ok then, I'll keep dumping more perdiot as well,
keep it up with your dumps, as well as appreciated feedback anons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVPDLSUpjAU
>>3306708
I don't care, I want her to suffer. If she is dumb enough to start smoking, then she deserves gem cancer. I will take immense pleasure in watching her gem become filled with crystalline cancerous lumps. I want to watch her body become mutated and corrupt until her gem shatters. Her last words will be shrill shriek of unimaginable pain.
And she deserves it for not vaping instead.
>>3306967
oh
>>3306967
>vaping
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
and be sure to change speed to 0.5
for that real
A E S T H E T I C
feel
am I the only one left?
>>3307037
Yes
>>3307045
oh good
>>3307050
it's not just a phase lapis!
>>3307032
Fuck that nigga
Im setting this shit to 2 times speed
>>3305948
>>3307142
thanks
>>3306966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kVWZvCVdLY
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3osEe6J_OM
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwKHhmc5PKY
>>3292682
don't believe her lies
An the latest of the greatest!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqeqdlMZokc
What is a good blog site to put art on?
I want to document my progression from being a shit artist to being a decent one.
>>3307213
there's always tumblr
>>3307213
Tumblr.
Soup.
Post examples, samples, and your best work.
>>3307213
tumblr is the easiest to use if you ask me, and is pretty comfty on mobile
mine is 1 minute later... fuc
>>3307326
I guess I am the last oh huh?
>>3307840
The last oh?
IT'S ME, I AM LAST
>>3308447
Fuck you, I am!
>>3308476
NOT ON MY WATCH!
>>3308515
Only I can be last