/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Literally dead Edition
Previous thread: >>3192181
>"NEW" EPISODE on 2 June:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Super Watermelon Island / In Too Deep
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a52an_su-s03e01e02_fun
>Same Old World
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bk2gu_su-same-old-world_fun
>Barn Mates / Hit The Diamond
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d3vba_steven-universe-barn-mates-and-hit-the-diamond_tv
Barn Mates: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9wMND-8u-7cZDlHSXAyb2QwS0E/view?usp=sharing
Hit The Diamond: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9wMND-8u-7cRzgtdlBSb2Fvdlk/view?usp=sharing
>Steven Floats
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4c1f5a_steven-universe-s3e06-steven-floats_webcam
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folders:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flock draw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
Did that actually happen?
ded. rest in piss
Need any picture colored?
Post rare Stevens.
>>3204731
>>3204721
This?
>>3204721
This one, please.
>>3204731
For the people that didn't see it in the thread.
Always stick to your morals trash.
I am always for you.
>>3204758
Steven's reaction to Peridot's cute micro penis
>>3204776
I don´t get it
>>3205055
would peridot call a strapon a limb enhancer?
>>3205055
Gems don´t have penises anon
How is everyone tonight?
>>3205172
kek, an limb enhancer means it enhances something else, so a strap-on would enhance her already tiny penis she has
>>3205102
Kenshiro from fist of the north star.
He famously says "you are already dead" in japanese
>>3205275
Lel.
I'd still jerk her tiny penis though
>>3205244
>>3205275
>not liking tiny penises
>>3205367
But anon, what if my big strong hands, accidentally crush Peridot's tiny and fragile penis?
Tiny penises are to small for my touch
Lady of the ocean
Causing a commotion
Surely isn't safe to bottle up these bad emotions
>>3205425
you must be gentle, that's all
>>3205476
By bottled up emotions, you mean she is frustrated because she wants to release her pent up cum by sexually releasing her watery semen from her 6.9 inch penis inside Peridot's unbearably tight and constricting pussy?
>>3205336
what about a bj? that would be way more fun if she's small
>>3205563
Probably safer way too
unless you decide to bite for any reason, then its bye bye cute Peri dick
>>3205555
>quads
Lapis wants to rape Peri confirmed
>>3205594
>jasper will never gently nip your cock to keep you on your toes
>she will never make bj's adventurous but safe
>>3205594
but why would you want to bite her?
>>3205609
nobody cares
>>3205687
>not caring for epic gets
You wot m8?
>>3204749
This was a mistake
>>3205761
I think it's good, thanks though.
My head hurts like hell
end me
>>3205810
What do you have heart burn or something?
>>3205832
No, i have a head ache
i feel like drawing porn but i share the computer with other people
>>3205854
I can rub my dick on your temples
maybe I can get a free handy in return?
>>3205892
Tell them you'll need the computer for a few hours then
>>3205900
Hell, i would give you a handy for free.
>>3205892
Create a hidden/private folder.
>>3205900
do you have a gud dik?
>>3205921
how far are you willing to go?
mouth?
anal?
Man wife?
>>3205892
keep your drawings on a usb
>>3205969
1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes <3
>>3205995
How much do you weigh?
>>3205952
If you want one that is scarred somewhat from constant fapping. Yes.
If It likes you, you can have seven inches of diamond.
>>3205995
dedicated?
willing?
open to suggestions?
>>3206009
110 Pounds
>>3206028
Are you hairy?
>>3206035
Not really
>>3206028
Well then. Fix me a sandwich, play with my balls and ask me how my day was when I get home.
Also I want it all the time, so you better be willing to take it.
>>3206050
Height?
>>3206050
"Not really"?
Welp, good enough I guess
>>3206076
>>3206070
I hope i am <3
>>3206071
I am an anal virgin...but sure!
>>3206080
5,9
>>3206103
I'm sorry, I can never love a man who's taller than me.
>>3206117
o i see
Good luck to you then
Hot stuff <3
>>3206103
Good, I am a hairy gorilla, beard and all.
I hope you are ready to be my woman. Because If we ever meet, I ain't gonna treat you any different than that.
>>3206140
>>3206144
Gorillas have notably small penises in comparison to humans.
Goddamn sug is extra gay today. Just the way I like it.
>>3206166
>>3206162
I guess
>>3206178
Same, i love being gay!
>tfw naked, about to masturbate when I decide to check on /sug/
>now too busy reading gay shit to jack off
>>3206197
>>3206177
it's all about the girth
get in my chest hair and breath it in faggot
Ok /sug/, I'm gonna make a portal to /b/ in a moment, so they can witness our fegitry, please hold while a find a gud canidate
>>3206213
>>3206178
It was always gay.
>tfw not really attracted to anything
>all of this gay loving happening in here
I really feel left out as fuck on this stuff
>>3206234
>>3206162
I wanna be the big guy in all my relationships but my problem I'm a 5 8 manlet
Disco here.
Have I uh- come at the wrong time?
>>3206245
Being the only straight guy, I know that feel
I just don't understand it. A man can't be as feminine as a woman, can he?
inb4 bad times
>>3206257
>>3206268
>A man can't be as feminine as a woman, can he?
They can my good friend, i am one
>>3206268
Men can be more feminine than women.
Fucking a guy can be straighter than fucking a girl.
That's how I rationalize my cocklove.
>>3206268
the gayness grosses me out honestly, i prefer women
>>3206268
Actually men can be extremely more feminine than any woman you know
>>3206268
I meant that as in, I don't feel attracted to neither man or a woman, not like, "I really don't like this gay shit in here". So by not being attracted to neither man or a woman, I feel like I'm missing out on a lot of shit
>>3206271
>>3206287
Me too.
So long as those women have cocks.
Eh here we go /sug/, some triforce fegs>>>/b/687381631
>>3206268
You've come at the right time if you've cum before coming here
>>3206304
>>3206302
You're missing out on part of being a human or sexually reproducing organism in general.
>>3206235
Yeah but usually it's like 7/10 on the gay scale, but it's like a 10/10 right now.
>>3206317
Nah.
>>3206308
i can stand women with dicks if they have cunts too
>>3206336
should I consider an heroing then?
>>3206352
>>3206308
Women have vaginas anon
WHAT ARE YOU, GAY?
>>3206352
>>3204753
This was an EVEN BIGGER mistake
But just to piss myself off I set to color it with chalk presets without bothering to set it up properly
I should probably stop doing these so shittily
>>3206376
>>3206401
This is the fasted /sug/ as been in weeks and it's gay as fuck.
>>3206352
The best dickgirls have both.
>>3206441
>tfw no gem gf
>>3206392
Thank you. I value you and your work, anon.
>>3206413
>oh lord
Don't worry man, i know my Limits. I am not going to hit on a straight dude.
>>3206268
disco will you draw us more rubies?
>>3206563
No it's not
I mean, unless you want to
>>3206413
Don't worry kiddo, I'm not interested in straight guys.
I'd give a friendly handy if needed but no more.
>>3206563
i will remind you
>>3206360
No.
You may still contribute to society through other means.
>>3206563
if you do go fag don't become a shitty millennial attention whore like this thread's
>>3206648
>shitty millennial attention whore
Good idea, don't end up like me
>>3206616
Like being a filthy NEET who has no job and leeches of his parents for home, money and food? But of course, I'll contribute to the society by doing that! You know what fuck it, fuck life, I'm done with it, goodbye /sug/. Eat my entire dick
>all this gayness
>>3206671
Hey anon, you're being hard on yourself. I love you man and never doubt that.
>>3206708
you actually have a point there
>>3206730
o shit man, thanks
>>3206678
>Eat my entire dick
Don't say that, faganon might actually do it
>>3206730
Hehe hardon
>>3206752
I will
I like how all the really gay shit happens in the threads when I'm fucking mad and tired, so I can't contribute in any shape or form in these fantastic conversations
>>3206770
Don´t, there is so much more to life than being a faggot
>>3206787
I like how it happened when I stepped out for a couple hours to see a movie.
>>3206751
No need to thank me, you're worth my love.
>>3206770
W-what have I stumbled across?
>entire?
>>3206817
they're probably just a pathetic prison gay
>>3206809
>Greg manages to kill 2 diamonds with his murdercock
Please make this canon
>>3206817
I know, i just like to act like this
>>3206830
That is...super nice of you!
>>3206842
>2 diamonds
>>3206820
Like, I usually love talking about gay shit in general, hell I almost suck dick for a living. But I feel like I've been cursed that I cannot talk about gay shit with you guys when the gayness really hits the threads. Every time that happens, I become this mad fucking asswipe, who's tired of life in general.
Hey, do any of you guys have the rest of the pieces?
>>3206860
Don't. Acting like a fag on anonymous imageboard is just plain stupid. Go out and act like a fag there.
>>3206906
>>3206898
Rose was Pink diamond, that's a fact
>>3206932
>fact
Wait a second, Anon is gay and likes the same gender. Gems like their own species as well.
So, does that mean we the humans have been talking to gems the whole time?
>>3206932
*headcanon
>>3206678
Wait don't go
I meant by holding my sperm in your ass
>>3206860
Love lifts us and it's free to give. Someone very special to me taught me that. It's a lesson I try to live by.
>>3206912
he's just a fake faggot
>>3206912
Yknow, you're right
My bf was sick today, so this was the only place that i can act like this. I hope he gets well soon
>>3206952
shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>3206809
Greg "If You're A Rock, You Crave My Cock" Universe
have you guys ever felt like giving hugs to eachother, even if we're all filthy, disgusting NEET's and shit? 'cause I feel like I wanna give all of you guys a huge hug just for being you and being this open about being a bunch of nice faggots
>>3206928
thanks, but I meant in card form.
This was posted not long ago in the /co/ thread, does anyone have the uncensored version?
A tumblr link for the artist, too, please?
>>3207008
I'm not filthy, I shower every week.
>>3207008
I come here to watch people suffer.
>>3206995
>Greg "Fuck the Girl, Cuck the Pearl" Universe
>>3206381
a little. i don't want to die without trying dick
>>3207008
I have a job anon, I'm not a NEET
>>3207028
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=11002345&tag=stevenuniverse
>>3207008
i hate faggots
>>3204731
>>3206899
It's okay bro.
Armagayddon will come again.
>>3207028
cosmic-cyclosa
aka hoshime
>>3207008
Me too anon. I'd give you a hug.
>>3207086
but anon, I love you~
>>3206809
isnt this the guy who draws Grasper?
is he having greg cheat?
>>3207067
That's on your to-do list?
>>3207078
Thanks, senpai.
>>3207096
>>3207109
Don't be a fag.
>>3207008
Look, let's not make this weird okay?
I'm just cruisin for some cock to suck, no gay shit.
>>3207068
>tfw not NEET
I feel like an outcast now.
>>3207107
d'aww, same here bud. i would give you the nicest and warmest hug you could ever get and imagine~
>>3207100
Thanks, slightly-less-swift senpai.
>>3207109
doubt
>>3207133
Whatever you say broham
>>3207126
c'mon anon, don't make this hard for me, c'mere ya sexy fuck, give me a hug~
>>3207133
Want to hold hands at least?
>>3207164
*unsheaths katana and guts you*
>>3207133
it's ok dude, whatever floats your boat. i would totally let you suck my cock by the way~
>>3207008
I could really use a hug. I don't get em often
>>3207185
*hugs~*
>>3207008
>We're all neets
I have a job, nigga. Fuck you.
>>3207209
*uses the sharingan to send you to a hell of yeast infected pussies*
>>3207117
not really. I'm just shy irl
>>3207221
aww, sorry bud, i didn't mean to offend you. of course a man like you would have a job, you're so charismatic, and gorgeous like the morning sun~
>>3207112
no one Gem can contain him
>>3207237
Understandable.
>>3207008
i had a job. now I'm in college. i may start to work again during the summer
>>3207223
*grabs you with me to the hell of yeast infected pussies for a real long hug~*
Can we talk about Gem dicks again instead of gross human male penises?
>>3207285
that sounds bumb
>>3207285
but don't you want to pull back that foreskin and clean out the smema from greg's dick?
>>3207285
I like both
>>3207166
Only if we hold dicks at the same time.
>>3207187
Thanks man, I appreciate it
And I thought the Dick Squad edition was on /co/ not /trash/, am I right?
>>3207313
No, but I would for any Gem that's not Amy.
Hers would be especially disgusting.
>>3207322
I only like penises on women.
>>3207342
no problemo, mon ami~
>>3207356
>implying lapis won't rape greg just to get into his stinky foreskin
>>3207259
i wish i had been more open about it when i was a teen. now I'm in my 20s and no one even knows i like guys too.
>>3207342
I would love to hold your big dick in my soft hands!
>>3207354
I wouldn't know.
>>3207377
Eh, I'm sure someone is willing to give you a taste
>>3207285
I want to take Pearl's nine inches after she beats me in a fight
>>3207377
i would be more than willing to give you a good dicking~
>>3207418
That's pretty kinky, man.
I want to reach around Lapis's waist and give her a soft handy while we watch TV.
>>3207417
hmm
peri looks nice in that kind of dress
>>3207305
>blue hearts
Now I'm imagining them listening to Japanese punk.
>>3207516
I want to get high with Amethyst, fuck wildly on the couch, and then both of us regret it and feel like we made a mistake.
>>3207548
dat bobble head
Well, good night /sug/
I love all of you
I hope my bf gets better soon
>>3207548
>those kitty strap legs
hey now, thats pretty cute
>>3207451
I know how you feel.
But with Pearl.
>>3207615
>>3207633
Yeah. Maybe one day we'll get to jerk our favorite Gems off.
You seem to like that image. I actually gave that artist the idea. Piierogi loves drawing Lapis and Pearl, you should try giving them ideas.
>>3207560
I hope so too. Love you, anon. No homo.
>>3207560
Finally, the faggot's gone
>>3207695
whoa kay now thats what im talking about
>>3207560
i hate you and i hope your boyfriend dies
janitor put a ban request on me, locking me out for 15 minutes
am i banned yet?
>>3207791
>>3207809
Love you guys to
>>3207371
>Lapis rapes Greg
>because she misunderstands human bonding and does it to be closer to Steven
>>3206308
Why is pearl dressed like a Power Ranger in everything this guy draws?
>>3207833
she rapes greg, films it and then gives steven the tape as a gift
>>3207977
edgelord au
>>3207987
Steven then shamefully jacks off to it because he's 14 and it's the only porn he has
>>3207987
t-this sounds disturbingly hot
>>3207987
>Lapis honestly thinks it'll make him happy
This idea amuses me greatly.
>>3208011
Oh. That's not nearly as cool as what I was thinking it would be.
>>3208035
he has a phone, kids today re fucking lucky
>>3208095
He has a laptop as well.
>>3208095
Steven's too innocent for phone porn
Plus, he always has Rose's room to make sexdolls for him
>>3207987
>implying Greg doesn't let it happen
>>3208111
With internet access, no less.
>>3207695
Yes I love that image
Ya dun good friend
>>3208113
What if he's into biting though?
>>3208145
He could always ask Amethyst, she'd be down
>>3208113
>has Rose's room to make sexdolls for him
Damn, that's true.
Not just dolls, but perfect copies of people. That has already happened with Connie.
Puberty is going to be fun for him.
>>3208130
Exactly, he's all set when it comes to porn.
>>3208113
you were too innocent for porn at some point too. I'm pretty sure he'll fin crying breakfast friends porn sooner or later
>>3208391
>crying breakfast friends porn
Does this exist? Because it needs to.
>>3208169
He could even create Rose
Puberty is going to be really fun.
>>3208405
it does
>>3208453
Even their penises are crying
>>3208453
What an age to be alive.
>>3208616
>those arms
Jesus. Still nice though.
>>3208692
What's wrong with the arms?
>>3207791
>implying there is only "one" faggot
Nice meme
>>3208883
I mean "faggot" as in "blatant homosexual", of which there is only one on this board (for now)
LEAKED FOTAGE, STEVEN DIES, LAPIZ IS RESPONSIBLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=696ntCKnO60
You are offered either a hug by Rebecca and Ian, or a large SU poster signed by every voice actor on the show. What do you choose?
>>3208963
OP please, we all know that Lapis is too busy sucking black cock to travel with Steven
>>3209040
SU poster, maybe somebody wants to buy it. I'd only hug Zuke out of the SU crew though
>>3209040
I think Becky needs a hug, but Ian can do that.
I want the poster.
>>3208963
dank meme
>>3209044
>t h i s
_______S
_______A
_______U
_______C
S A U C E
>>3209040
I want a Becky hug but I don't want Ian's greasy tits on me. That's a hard choice, I dunno.
>>3209082
Kill yourself
>>3209082
www.jlullabyme.tumblr.com
>>3209121
>www.jlullabyme.tumblr.com
Many thanks
>>3209082
>bbc
>shit art
MAXIME
PLEBEIO
>>3209166
I have low standards of quality
>>3209166
>Implying Roman patricians didn't love cuck porn
>>3209198
>BBC is always cuck porn
I'm tired of this meme. Just because there's a bbc doesn't mean it's cuck. I like interracial but I hate cuck porn, it's too cringey.
>>3209217
All interracial porn is cringey, it's either cuck porn or just blatantly racist. Not to mention racemixing is disgusting
>>3209276
I was with you until the last sentence.
It can be fine, but 99% of it is like what you described.
>>3209198
Don't christianize me or my empire ever again
>>3209320
Racemixing is disgusting though, it's just not right
>>3209360
for you
>>3209360
Name one thing that's wrong about it/pol/lock.
>>3209347
>Augustus Ceasar gave the empire to his wife's son
Biggest cuck in history
>>3209371
Was making that reference part of your plan?
>>3209371
Was getting cucked part of your plan?
>>3209122
BLOOPLE IS PURE!
>>3209424
A pure slave to the Diamond tyranny.
>>3209409
>>3209416
yes
>>3209384
It's immortal, degenerate, produces ugly and intellectually stunted offspring and damages the race in the long term.
Steven is a great example of the disaster of racemixing, being slow of mind, obese and all around a shit character
>>3209446
but none of them is a nigger
>>3209440
WELL CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT YOURSELF KEKED! NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?
>>3209446
You really do a great /pol/ impression, I almost believed you were genuinely retarded.
>>3209440
Well, you made yourself a reference. Now what's the next step of your master plan?
>>3209467
I guess I'll just leave
>>3209475
That picture is making me fear for donuts all across the world
>>3209122
aw yes, lace is totally in this season
>>3209455
Gems are pretty much space niggers
Except Garnet, which is a literal space nigger
>>3209513
I think we need some more content of that. Which SU artists do you know that like futa and take requests?
>>3209475
Why thank you, I try my best
>>3209493
You don't have to, I'd like your company.
>>3209531
I don't know any SU artists, actually.
>>3209554
ok I'll stay, but only to make more references and to get cucked
>>3209573
Good enough for me.
>>3209594
awesome, so what now
Do you love a gem?
I love Pearl.
But I think if she knew she would just be disgusted.
Oh god, I don't want to end up like mayor Dewey.
>>3209643
I just want to say one thing. I love you. Have an awesome little life.
>>3209652
you can take comfort in knowing that pearl will never ever find out because she does not exist outside of SU
>>3209693
thanks mate
>>3209705
I think that's worse.
Better to be despised by the one you love than to love no-one.
>>3209785
why not just love someone like pearl and then never let them know that they remind you of a cartoon character you love
>>3209818
Where would you find someone that thin and neurotic
>>3209818
Because I already love someone but they hate Pearl and aren't like her at all
>>3209849
Me, but I'm not a girl
>>3209856
>they hate Pearl
How can you love someone like that?
>>3209856
well that's too bad, but atleast they love you right?
>>3209862
That can be fixed
>>3209898
>tfw people love me but I don't love them
Help me reconcile this feel
>>3209928
Try loving them anon
>>3209928
I don't know if I can help you with that, but at least people love you, not everyone can say that
>>3209928
I'm sorry, anon. I don't know how to deal with this condition. I wish I could help, but I truly can't. But I'm here to talk if you need to let go.
>>3209928
How do they love you?
>>3210168
*let go of some shit.
Fuck I neglected that error.
>>3210236
Lel he's dead now
He let go of his motherfucking life
>>3210315
I truly believe that he is stronger than that. He will make it, why don't you believe?
Goodnight /sug/
hope you rest well
>>3210373
Night.
>>3207285
What about half-Gem dick?
>>3210373
Good night, Anon.
>>3207770
I'm going to zip my pants up.
>>3210369
Use them for sex
>>3210369
I know it may mean nothing, but I love you. It saddens me that you can't feel the same to me but I know you mean the best for everyone, so I'll try to match that intention. I'll give you my love, I expect nothing in return. My thoughts go to you, anon.
>>3210465
i wish someone wanted to use me for sex
>>3210841
Same here, brother.
>>3210798
I was only joke anon, only joke
Just don't lead on the people who are in love with you. It's not your fault you don't feel the same way, and there's nothing you can do to help them besides being honest. To the people who care about you, be kind, and treat them well. You don't have to love them to be good to them.
In the end though your only obligation is your conscience; do what feels right. If nothing does, make it up as you go along. Never do something you can't justify to yourself.
Oh, also don't be an unpersonable misanthrope like I used to be, or you'll end up alone whether you like it or not.
>>3210953
That's all very sound advice, especially
>Never do something you can't justify to yourself.
I'm gonna take that to heart anon. Thank you, I've been needing help with this for a long time.
Anybody have the full set of pictures of Pearl in a fursuit?
>>3210798
I'm sorry, I'll be quiet now.
>>3211078
It's alright, I know you meant well. But when I cant say it back to anyone with the sincerity a statement like that deserves, it just makes me feel like they're wasting it on me.
Don't waste your love on someone who can't love you back
>>3211008
Don't mention it.
I like saying stuff to people.
are you ok /sug/?
>>3211117
I'm fine.
>>3211117
I'm doing fine friend! Just hanging out and talking on /co/.
>>3211117
getting by I suppose
>>3211108
We have differing philosophies on love. I can respect that. Good night, anon.
>>3211117
Im fine, and doing good, just really tired anon
>>3211203
I'm not planning on dying any time soon.
>>3211203
No promises
>>3211117
Yeah, I miss replying to lady-of-the-sea anon though. I feel empty without them. But hey, once we get our emailing situation sorted out, it'll be back to normal. Love you too anon.
>>3211117
Yeah, I'm doing well.
>>3211117
Yes.
But I wish I wasn't.
My life is just fine and that's the problem.
I don't want to be "okay", I want to be great, or awful, or anything that isn't this.
I dream of hardship and strife and it pains me, but excites me. I want to be thrilled but the thing I'm most afraid of in life right now is having to wake up at 8am in 3 1/2 hours for a boring 4 hour long class. That is the most excitement I have.
I can't upturn my life now, it's too late (or too early, really). I have college, my gf wants to get married, I need a job to buy a place for us. But I don't want a degree or a job or a marriage(yet). I want a life. I want to go places no one has ever been, hear things no one has ever heard. I want to see the world.
But I'm stuck here, in my boring life with my tedious classes for my mediocre degree to get a dull job and a dim apartment in a shitty town with a fruitless relationship while I blogpost on /sug/ and do nothing to change.
So yes, I'm okay.
>>3211415
>>3212092
>>3212095
Lapis sucks.
>>3212118
Would you save your gemfu from the Woolie Hole?
>>3212118
You dropped Hunter x Hunter before the first arc even started, Woolie. You don't get to have opinions.
>>3212155
Nothing can save someone from the Woolie Hole.
How do I tell my girlfriend I don't like Lapis
>>3212171
You get some taste and learn to like best Gem.
>>3212171
You don't.
When you think Lapis is a shit but the people close to you are in love with her, you just force a smile and fake your way into talking about how excited you are for her joining the Crystal Gems episode and posting from your mandatory minimum of 5 gb of Lapis fanart.
It's what I do.
>>3212176
I already like best gem
>>3212237
Pearl's close, but not quite.
will indexer finally die?
>>3212261
Only when you get dubs
you're not even trying
>>3212290
Trying to suck Pearl's dick while Lapis gives me a reach around?
No, I'm not trying.
>>3212171
tell her to stop with her shit taste or fuck off
>>3212309
I would murder you right now for a shot at this.
>>3212309
>lapis
have you considered suicide?
>>3212324
I would spend the rest of my life killing every human being on this planet and eating as many spiders as I could find while mutilating myself constantly just to dream about that
>>3212349
That's a little far for me.
>>3212330
Fine then, who's your go-to reach around buddy?
>>3212399
He probably doesn't even have one.
What a fag.
My new art folder is now emptied.
I may be slightly more bearable from now on, but no promises.
Best ship outside of Ponnie or Pearlyanka right here
i like you guys
>>3212752
I tolerate you.
>>3212752
I love you guys~
Anyone else really dislike Steven?
Terrible character, almost on par with Connie.
>>3212527
>Pearlidot
>Ponnie
>Pearlyanka
>good
>>3213285
>>3213340
Oh come on. I'm not the only person who hates Steven. Some other anon must hate Steven.
>>3213355
You're pretty much the only one.
>>3213410
Any more futa Garnet?
>>3213419
Hope you realize this is shota...
Good morning, I'm taking fanfiction requests.
>>3213430
Anon getting molested by Garnet
>>3213430
Steven getting molested by futa Garnet.
>>3213430
the poils talking
>>3213460
>Yellow Pearl: Blah blah blah Yellow Diamond blah blah blah
>Blue Pearl: Blah blah blah Blue Diamond blah blah blah
>Pearl: Squawk squawk squawk Rose Quartz squawk squawk squawk
>>3213430
Blue Pearl and Armstrong building a sandcastle?
>>3213480
Blue pearl doesn't talk, she kinda whispers
>>3213508
Imagine she whispered it.
>>3213508
She loud in the bed though.