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HG Thread: Radio Calisthenics edition!

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HG Thread: Radio Calisthenics edition!
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>>3195074
Yes it does, one of the better things you can do for them with women liking men who can cook for them well. So I hope you plan on something special.
>>3195075
Hard and fast it's gotta be.
>>3195084
Maybe, but it's likely something that does more then just a cut seeing what it's made of.
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>>3195082 (Spike)
Well then whose picture did I see you masturbate to then?
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>>3195095
Well I don't know, do my claws look like something else?
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>>3195084
>Spike gently catches the papercraft and hands it back to the clawed girl.

I like your claws. I bet they come in handy a lot.

>>3195086
Okay, that first thing? Let's not do that first thing. And with the second thing, do you mean I date Sunest and you date Lapis, or do you mean all four of us date each other? I'm honestly not sure with you.

>>3195095
Well, it's not really something I'm doing with an agenda. I just want to cook for her and teach her how to do it herself. She struggles with that stuff.

>>3195097
You must've been looking at someone else, pal. I'm one of those people that uses their imaginations.
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Which one looks better?
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>>3195104
how many other purple dragons have you seen around here?
because i've only seen you, so obviously it must've been you.
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>>3195104
We could do it all! It's a date then! I'll tell Lapis and Sunset to be at the Gem Temple Thursday at 9PM.
>Jasper
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>>3195105
Right.
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>>3195101
The look like pincers but those normally aren't used to inject venom but, I think it may just remain solid to crush and tear more then actually slice to inflict major damage.
>>3195104
Well that's certainly good, doing it together can build a relationship but how well do you yourself think you can cook? on the level of apprentice to master or 1 to 10?
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>>3195105
Depends on what it's for.

Personally, I like the blue better. It's a nice wintery sort of colour scheme, and the green makes me think of a humid jungle.

>>3195113
You must've mistook what you saw, because I didn't do that.

>>3195117
W-Wait, I don't think- What's going on?

>>3195124
I don't mean to brag, but I know my way around a stove. At least a 7.
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>>3195105
Left.
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>>3195089
Those two words don't match up so well.
>>3195105
>>3195118
You're just saying that because it matches your hair.

Personally I prefer the blue, but if you're going for a "nature" feel the right is more fitting, while the left is 'spooky'.
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>>3195104
>the clawed girl smiles and takes the papercraft
Well these little claws are good for clawing baddies and making papercrafts, sometimes I'd wish for actual hands so I can open the doors and not accidentally cut up everything.


>>3195124
Makes sense, most of the time I just cut up my enemies not poison them, say what do you have?
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>>3195118
>>3195130
ty
>>3195128
i might use them for a game i'm working on

gotta go, thanks guys
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>>3195105
Right, though blue would make for a cool night theme.
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>>3195136
If they're using it to make a game, the blue hue may clash with the font color they decide on in an unsightly way because of how brighter it is.
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>>3195136
They work perfectly fine together!

>>3195141
No problemo.
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>>3195128
See! You do want this to happen! I can tell that much! For now though,I have other matters to attend to. Later nerds!
>Jasper
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>>3195138
Well, you just need the right types of doors.

Where I come from, nobody has hands. They all use hooves instead. So, they have to build stuff that doesn't need hands.

Your claws are a part of you, and they're awesome. You just have to find where they fit. Y'know?

>>3195147
Uh, bye?
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>>3195128
Now that is certainly good and if that's what you are I have quite a few recipes you could try for her that range from simple to complex and are often used for royalty.
>>3195138
Well there are many ways your 'weapons' can be used so seeing it for the first time comes up with many thoughts. As for me I use my entire body to fight as well as numerous amounts of spells.
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>>3195151
Do you really think I need to think it through that much? I was just planning on asking her what she wants to learn and walking her through it.
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>>3195145
I don't see it.
>>3195144
They're not inherently brighter, I'd say. Besides, one could just as easily compensate with the font color itself.
>>3195147
Seeya.
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>>3195149
Well they fit around people's neck, but I get what you're sayin-
>her eyes looks in surprise
Hooves? Like horse hooves, you mean ponicorns are real?

>>3195151
So you're a wizard? Is that why you sound smart?
>the clawed girl points at Maria's head
where's your wizard hat?
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>>3195159
But if you have a certain font color in mind then you probably don't want to compensate.
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>>3195167
I'm not sure what a ponicorn is, but where I come from, ponies are the norm. Pegasi, unicorns, and earth ponies to be exact. And a few alicorns.
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>>3195155
I understand you wanted that, but you should show her what you do in kind allowing her to know how well you can teach her.
>>3195167
>She giggles childishly.
No no, I'm not a wizard, I'm actually a demon... Succubus to be precise with my class type being a power type which focuses mainly on hand to hand and heavy hitting physical attacks.
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>>3195173
Ultimately, it's purely up to whatever font they choose, and they'd probably not choose a background that clashes with it, or vice versa.
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>>3195180
You're making this sound so complicated.
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>>3195159
Have you ever done radio calisthenics before? It's a good way to start the day.
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>shoots at everyone in-thread
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>>3195177
>she looks really discomforted by the topic
I don't really like horses of any kind, and ponies scare me a bit, are they in trouble too? And what's an alicorn never heard of that myth.

>>3195180
Succubus? Like one of satan's demon? That sounds nice, so you're like a shambler but much more pretty.

>>3195190
>two hearts left
Gee, whatcha do that for?
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>>3195196
>Shoots at you in particular
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>>3195189
I've never even heard of it before.
>>3195190
>Dives for cover
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>>3195190
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>>3195190
>
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>>3195196
Sorry to hear you don't like them. I won't mention them too much.

An alicorn is a pony with both wings and a horn.
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>>3195190
>Counters
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>>3195190
>dies

>>3195200
It's basically self motivation mixed in with some light exercises! It's something you can do no matter how old or out of shape you are.
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>>3195187
And only sounds complex, once you actually do it you'll see how simple it truly is.
>>3195190
>Is shot in the arm.
Screw you asshole!
>>3195196
Not one of Satan's demons. Where I'm from demons live like normal people during medieval era which is pretty nice and thank you for the compliment miss.
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>>3195217
Do what?
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>>3195203
Oh, pegacorns, what a surprise.
>she ponders for a tiny bit
Wait if horses are the norm then what are dragons in there?

>>3195217
So an independent demon, like a witch?
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>>3195226
Savages, mostly.
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How come I'm like one of the only two people that isn't bullet-resistant here?

>>3195207
Huh. Still sounds pretty specific.
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>>3195229
Well that's unfair, you don't act like a savage, why should they be treated like savages?

>>3195233
Well I'm not bullet re- wait a minute I know you.
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>>3195220
What I've been talking to you about silly, getting closer to Sunset. Well at least telling you how you could do it.
>>3195226
Well if it suits you that way then you can call it that.
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>>3195238
I don't count. I was raised by ponies.
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>>3195247
Was I not doing a good job on my own?
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>>3195233
It's not that specific...is it? I thought most people would have heard of it by now.
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>>3195252
Did I say you were doing bad? Don't think so and I was only offering advice to improve on it.
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>>3195238
Didn't I blow you up the other day? That should've done any demon or the like in permanently....
>>3195257
Gensokyo's not exactly the most up-to-date place. Most of us haven't even heard of radio.
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>>3195247
I don't like witch doesn't sound nice, I heard they hanged some of them at Salem.

>>3195250
But you're a dragon.
>starts pacing around spike
Or a ponygon maybe?
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any lurkers?
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>>3195263
I can't die, the portals bring me back, but that's besides the point.
>the clawed girl jumps close to Rika
I want an apology.
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>>3195260
Shouldn't I just be myself?

>>3195264
I was given to a pony when I was an egg, hatched by magic, and raised to be her assistant.
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>>3195266
Yee
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>>3195263
Yeah, I kind of forgot about your whole ordeal with those guys. It's good to see you still have that vendetta against them.
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>>3195266
Always lurking
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>>3195264
Salem witch trials, and well witches are technically just humans with magic unlike an actual demon.
>>3195273
Yep, but going that extra mile every now and then is good as long as it doesn't look like you're doing it for the sole purpose of getting with them.
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>>3195273
Oh, that's adoption, that's nice of them I guess, who's your pony mom?
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>>3195266
Aye
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>>3195266
...
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>>3195266
Yep, like to come around from time to time ever since the beginning.
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>>3195271
>She immediately falls on her ass, crawling back a bit
Why should I!? You'd have done just the same!
>>3195284
Why would it just up and vanish?
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>>3195288
Okay, I'll throw a little pizzazz into my cooking when I teach her.

>>3195289
Her name was Twilight Sparkle. She was the student of the Princess, and eventually became royalty herself.
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>>3195266
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>>3195302
Good boy, now if you ever need anything just feel free to ask.
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>>3195288
So Succubus would fit better, and it's much more fun to say to.
Suc-cute-bus.

>>3195301
I would?
>sits on the floor
Say you're tired of standing too?

>>3195302
Wait does that make you royalty yourself?
>she looks at spike's head
Or did you outlive the royal crown?
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>>3195301
You could have succeeded in your plan to murder everyone, unless you plan to carry over that anger even after you've showed them what technology can do.
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>>3195310
Will do. Thanks, Maria.

>>3195313
Oh, no. I'm not related to Twilight. I was her assistant, not her brother.
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>>3195313
Mhmm~ Now what is your name miss?
>>3195323
No problem Spike.
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>>3195313
Probably. And more like "startled".
>>3195314
I won't have anger TO carry over after I show them all.
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>>3195323
Oh, well atleast your a royal assistant now, that's great right?

>>3195330
Clawdia, Crabgirl, I heard some call me the Clawed Girl sometimes.

>>3195333
Whatcha startled for?
>looks at her claws
Oh.
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>>3195344
I'll go with Clawdia, and I'm Maria Naruse a pleasure to meet you miss Claudia.
>She bows down toward the girl.
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>>3195333
Maybe you should invest in a stress ball? That...might help.
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>>3195344
>She jumps to her feet, slowly backing up
"Oh".
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>>3195352
>Boop
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>>3195344
Well, I haven't actually been her assistant for ten years now.
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>go to sleep
>no games

>wake up
>no games

Do you think this is a serious behaviour HG ?
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>>3195361
host then faggot
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>>3195361
Compared to the last few weeks? Yes.
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>>3195361
Do you think being cancer is a serious behaviour?
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>>3195361
Care to change that, Ocelot?
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>>3195353
Why would that help??
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>>3195361
I can never think of any creative event to write
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>>3195365
I'm still working on them, do you think it's easy to come up with good events ? You're a disgrace to all of us Anon
>>3195367
Shut up and write 500 times: I have to host when there are no games.
>>3195369
No, this is why I avoid it
>>3195376
Yeah, in a few days
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>>3195352
Uh?
>bows her head down too

>>3195355
I know a lot of people are afraid of these, and I really know that some would like to kill me to save themselves, even if they aren't really in danger.

>>3195359
Then you're free, atleast in my eyes.
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>>3195381
You can take all your anger out just by squeezing it! While you're at it you should get a punching bag too. It'll keep you in shape and ready for when you finally snap.

>>3195387
What's happening in a few days?
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lmao i bet if ocelot finally hosts his games (and that's a big if) there's going to be default events out the ass and him putzing around for half a year will have been for nothing
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>>3195387
I only have a limited time to spend here right now, so that is out of question.
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>>3195388
I am, in a way.

Well, it was nice talking to you.

But I'd better get some shut-eye. G'night.
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>>3195388
>She giggles and pats you on the head.
Oh silly I just do it out of respect and you have no need to do it miss.
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>>3195382
How are you guys so good at making codes?
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>>3195394
She could use you as a punching bag. It's surprisingly relaxing.
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>>3195398
Wait, did his code reset or something? I don't remember but he had one.
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>>3195407
Please keep that secret between us...
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>>3195394
I'll host you retard
>>3195398
Do you want a random event out of all I wrote ?
>>3195399
Congrats for not helping out the community
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>>3195413
If you can count that as a talent, you could make a lot of people really happy that way.
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>>3195266
*Snoring*
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>>3195415
sure why not
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>>3195388
I don't exactly trust anything that's not human.
>>3195394
If I want one of those I'll just take my frustrations out on the scythe-wielder. My fury's like a scalpel, not a sledge-hammer.
>>3195400
>Gnight
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>>3195400
Bye dragon!

>>3195402
Oh, I thought you did that so you don't have to risk getting cuts from a handshake.
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>>3195415
I thought you were in a similar situation right now.
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>>3195415
>Congrats for not helping out the community
Okay, this legitimately pissed me off.
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>Hoshi fucks off for a bit
>Nothing changes besides less shitposting
>Kamina quits
>Games die
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>>3195426
I could put my gloves on and wouldn't get cut from the claws with how durable they are, but for now I'll be doing as the dragon and take my leave so farewell miss Clawdia.
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>>3195427
Not really
>>3195430
Truth hurts ?
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>>3195415
There's no need to be so harsh about this, Mr. Ocelot.

>>3195419
Do I make you happy when you hurt me?

>>3195425
You mean Elly? She's a sweet girl, you shouldn't hurt her just because you're angry.
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>>3195415
http://orig06.deviantart.net/d772/f/2014/028/8/6/revolver_ocelot_by_frario-d743ibm.png
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>>3195425
So you just shoot them for no reason? Do you also have a bloodlust?

>>3195436
Bye Succubus!
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>>3195435
Games confirmed die when Hoshi dies
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>>3195438
So you could do it any time?
>>3195439
Yes. You can't talk while it's happening.
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>>3195438
No, I was pissed off because you don't help the community in any way. "Hurr my games are hard to write they'll be ready in a few days" which you said back in December by the way, is a complete lie, I can write 50 events in a day and my source material is a lot more obscure than MGS. All you do is circlejerk with Mokou and insult people OOC. You're on the same level as Yin and Baron in my eyes.
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>>3195445
You are so stupid, Yukine.
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>>3195446
...
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>>3195447
>All you do is circlejerk with Mokou and insult people OOC.
Nigga speaks truth.
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>>3195446
You're right, I'm too busy crying over how hard you punch to talk. You're a lot stronger than you look.
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>>3195422
>Gently places a blanket over
>>3195439
She'd let me anyways, not that it matters, considering I don't take my frustrations out on stuff like that. I've got other means of stress management, after all.
>>3195441
More like "fear".
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>>3195447
>obscurity makes event harder to write
>>3195448
No I'm a genius
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>>3195453
Judging someone by their looks is a stupid thing to do. Except when that someone is like you.
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>>3195439
I'm not being harsh
>>3195440
>already have it but thanks
>>3195446
No, that's the reason why I'm working on it
>>3195447
I'm sorry to have a life to care about, HG is secondary plus my commentary was humoristic but I forgot how you 12yo always take shits seriously
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>>3195457
>she sighs and stands up
There's nothing to be afraid of really, I'm not gonna hurt you unless you know, we're at the arena.
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>>3195457
Like working on your tanks, right?

>>3195463
Because I'm better on the outside than the inside? I'll take your insult as a compliment!

>>3195469
You don't think calling someone a retard isn't harsh?
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>>3195471
I haven't gotten this far in life dropping my guard just because people say they won't attack me.
>>3195475
Hey, I do have a hobby, you know....
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>>3195469
If you have the means to do something but you choose not to because you are not satisfied with it yet, you have no right to call out someone who couldn't even do it if they had the means for it. Time is a valuable resource that I lack at this moment, so just stop talking.
>>3195475
No. Because you are an idiot on the inside and the outside at the same time.
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>>3195459
Are you actually defending Ocelot? Your opinion isn't worth anything, Yukine, your games only have 20 unreadable events anyways.
>>3195469
Fun fact: you're taking me serious right now by replying to my post, so does that make you 12years old?
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>>3195477
I know you do. We all have stuff we like doing when we're stressed out. It may not look like it, but I love sowing.
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>>3195469
>HG is secondary plus my commentary was humoristic
>mfw ocelot sincerely thinks he's funny
btw the word you were looking for is "humorous", you dropout
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>>3195475
That's lit a dot at the end of a sentence for me.
>>3195487
What are you trying to say, I can't use my precious time to read all of this
>>3195489
I'm just bored
>>3195493
Oh yeah, try speaking French you'll see how it's difficult to speak another language
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>>3195477
But do you really think being on guard would save you? even the paranoid will be assassinated in the end.
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>>3195500
That you are a hypocrite.
>>
>newfags just now figuring out about Ocelot
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>>3195500
Why don't you go work on your games then instead of replying to me?
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>>3195487
You must be pretty stupid too, considering you're always talking to me. Maybe you've got some brain problems of your own?

>>3195500
I don't get why you have to be so vicious towards people.
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>>3195490
I build models.
>>3195501
Not if I have anything to say about it.
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>>3195506
I'm sure this was the first or second time I started talking to you. Why won't you just go and hide in a bush saying "I love you Sarah-tan!" again?
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>>3195503
Yeah, discarded. Next
>>3195505
Because I don't want to now
>>3195506
Because they are to me
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>>3195504
This shit is reminding me when Booker used to be relevant.
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>>3195512
I miss Booker
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>>3195511
That's all.
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>>3195508
Determination, that'll get you far.
>extends her claw slowly
But I really don't want to hurt anyone today.
>>
>kissu
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>>3195508
Building little gundams can be fun at times, but it's way too time consuming for me. You seem like that kind of person that could sit through doing that.

>>3195510
Why hide when I can say it to your face with no repercussions? Your threats mean nothing to me. It's an everyday thing at this point.

>>3195511
All of us? I think you're generalizing a little bit here.
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>>3195524
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>>3195520
>She takes another step back
I don't think I'll be taking risks, regardless.
>>3195524
>Recoils
>>3195531
Never actually got my hand on those.
...Tanks. Model tanks.
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>>3195532
natsuki_talking_to_sarah.png
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>>3195524
>
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>>3195531
That is true. You could change that by coming around less.
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>>3195539
Okie dokie.
>she falls to the floor and lays down with her eyes closed
There, how can I hurt you now?
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>>3195518
That's what I thought
>>3195531
All of you
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>>3195489
>>3195489
>tfw phoned it in with both my codes at the end
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>>3195544
The frequency I'm forced to use that one when he is around is surprisingly high, so that name is perfect for it.
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>>3195546
You and I both know that's not going to happen anytime soon, so you better get used to it, or start making your threats more plausible.

>>3195539
Wasting your time making models of them when you could be making real ones is kind of dumb.

>>3195564
Even Mokou?
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>>3195570
Yes I phoned Mokou in :^)
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First 24
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>>3195550
You could be much, much faster than you look, or have abilities beyond merely physical.
>>3195570
It's a whole 'nother animal, alright?
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>>3195570
Maybe I should start showing up less. I could do other things like-
...
Stay at school for longer and-
...
Practice- no, that's not it. I could do other more important things.
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>>3195581
Lord Beerus
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>>3195581
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
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>>3195581
Isic
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>>3195581
Eggman-kun
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>>3195581
Super Shalashaska
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>>3195577
>fucking hell, I'm sorry Yukine :(

>>3195581
Natsuki Subaru

>>3195582
It's another animal I thought you tamed by now.
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>>3195581
Clawdia

>>3195582
>the clawed girl opens one eye to look at the tank girl
Well I did zoom to claw a lot of baddies back in the day, but I never really tried it here.
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>>3195587
here, have a larger version i used as filler one time
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>>3195570
Mokou is an exception
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>>3195581
Prince Bubbleugm
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>>3195581
Rika
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>>3195581
Hanako
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>>3195583
You could always do what most women do to me and find some other guy to care about.
>>
>>3195596
Well now, that was quite unexpected, thanks random anon.
>>
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>>3195581
Atsushi Nakajima
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>>3195595
Exactly.
>>3195592
That doesn't necessarily make it any less entertaining.
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>>3195581
Eiko Aizawa
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>>3195581
Island dancer
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>>3195581
Yukine
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>>3195610
No problemo mr bossman
>>3195581
Arachnis the Spider King
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>>3195581
Vic Viper
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>>3195581
Mikan Tsumiki
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>>3195608
Other? I've been showing that I care about you?
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>>3195581
Avatar Aang
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>>3195597
How about Rick? Isn't he your son or something stupid like that?

>>3195613
Your work pays off more when you're working with the real deal. At least then you can use it.

>>3195621
Not really, but you know what I mean.
>>
>>3195581
Specter
>internet please
>>
>>3195620
>kissu
>>
>>3195624
He lives
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>>3195613
Oh come on.
>stands straight up to face the girl
What'll get you to not be afraid of me?
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>>3195581
Lonely Policeman
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>>3195626
I really don't. Care to enlighten me?
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>>3195581
Josuke Higashikata
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>>3195626
He claims to be my son but I don't know what is his problem
>>
>>3195620
>marries
>>
https://youtu.be/8vIiESroHkw
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>>3195620
>punches
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>>3195581
Tamaki Suoh
>>
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>>3195629
>Heh, I do, just lurking while working on college stuff
>>
2 more
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>>3195626
It's not always about that. Sometimes it's just the satisfaction of a job well done.
>>3195631
Nothing, probably.
>>3195629
>He popped up with Kenobi the other day
>>
>>3195629
>not >He lives
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>>3195655
AlChestBreach
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>>3195633
What I mean is, you could always find another meat shield that isn't me.

>>3195637
Hit him more. He'll get the idea eventually.

>>3195656
Shouldn't that be everyday for you, or don't you have a job?
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>>3195637
>>3195626
>people don't know I'm Mokou's and Ocelot's son and that's why I'm trying so hard to kill them
>muh hg canon
>>
>>3195658
>>not >They Live
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>>3195656
Oh, ok.
>the clawed girl jumps away
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>>3195663
...
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>>3195655
Yes!
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>>3195655
Evil Eye Sigma
>>3195663
This "is" my job.
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>>3195664
>deepest lore
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>>3195655
the number 2
>entry
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>>3195674
I'm sure you'd have no problem finding someone else to do your dirty work. I'm not the only one here that loves talking to you. I know Hikki would be a good candidate for the job.

>>3195676
You make models for a living?
>>
>babysitting
>my kid sister switched over from mlp to Littlest pet shop
This show isn't even entertaining as a meme
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>>3195628
>>3195639
You two are weak
>>3195646
This guy gets it.
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>>3195688
>alphabetical
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>>3195694
Edgy
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>>3195688
I'm ready! Victory will be mine!
>>
>>3195697
>LF
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>>3195688
Looks good.
>>3195690
If I wanted to take someone else I would have done that instead of missing the whole thing because of your stupid jokes. Also, who is Hikki?
>>
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>>3195690
No, my tank shenanigans.
>>3195671
...Whatever.
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>>3195688
>alphabetical order
Pretty good host
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>>3195675
he's retired
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>>3195688
Are we arranged by the alphabets?

>>3195700
Shhhh, I'm contemplating how to kill you in this arena.
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>>3195663
I don't want to kill him definitively
>>3195664
Another son ? We don't have more room for you, you'll have to sleep outside
>>3195688
Let's begin !
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>>3195688
Looks greato, lets skedaddle
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>>3195688
>alphabetical
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>>3195714
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>>3195698
edgy? Firstly shes a human were you expecting me to say shes not trash? Second, she's into that.
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>>3195713
I already do...
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>>3195714
Here we go!
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>>3195714
>Future final five
They're gonna die before then, aren't they?
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>>3195714
I d-don't remember... Having a... any master...
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>>3195714
I trust, like...none of you.
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>>3195705
S-So you're saying you actually wanted to go with me~? You're so sweet, Sarah-tan!
Oh, and Hikki's like me. He's a waste of space that'll do nothing with his life. The only difference is he never dropped out.

>>3195706
So why not get a different hobby that has nothing to do with tanks? It'd be like time away from work.

>>3195712
How about we save that for when I'm not going to win the game?

>>3195713
You don't have to kill him, but show him who's boss.

>>3195714
I think there's 19 others still waiting to win..
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>>3195738
Oh, ok, but then I'm gonna make it extra messy.
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>>3195727
That's creepy right now
>>3195738
He already knows who's the boss
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>>3195738
Don't take it seriously, but I know how you think so it's easy to know where to stand to use you as a shield from bullets.
>>
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>>3195731
Cirno has a similar event and sometimes some of them ended up as the final 5
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>>3195746
G-get away.. From me!
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>>3195740
That's if I don't make it messy for you first! I'll outdo you any day of the week, crabby-tan!

>>3195741
I still say you should hit him more. I might make him docile.
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>>3195746
I can't take this lightly. I just have to eliminate the next person who I see.
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>>3195738
They're my passion, is all.
>>3195746
This symbol...the boss is still looking out for me, huh?
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>>3195741
I meant I sleep outside, not outside where you live.
>>3195746
I don't want him to let me win!
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>>3195746
I'm looking for Ben Dover, Is he by your ship? Make sure to shout his name, he's a bit deaf.
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>>3195746
>>3195758
>is knocked out
Am I seeing stars or is it just you~
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>>3195759
Sounds like a date, you're on.
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>>3195361
Do you think sucking dick like the massive faggot you are is serious behaviour in the eyes of Mokou?
>>
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>>3195782
W-Wait! That wasn't in the papers!
>>
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>>3195743
I still like the idea of me getting a free ride on your back throughout the game. I wouldn't have to walk, and you get your backside protected. It's a win/win for us both.

>>3195746
It's not like I can't learn how to speak their languages!

>>3195768
Being this crazed about tanks is almost admirable. I wish I could care for something as deeply as you when it comes to tanks.
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>>3195782
RA-
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>>3195784
>over an hour later
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>>3195782
There's a man out there, he kills children, kills roaches, and eats lots and lots of go-go bars.
>>
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>>3195780
Calling this a date's a little weird, considering one of us will die by the end of it.

>>3195782
I've got the number of a really good doctor. He's thorough. Go see him.
>>
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>>3195777
W-well... Considering t-that it's daytime I w-wouldn't think... That you s-should be seeing s-stars.
>>3195782
Where's... The r-rest of my b.. body?
W-who are you?
>>
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>>3195787
I expected you to treat me to a proper meal there and not another piece of concrete.
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>>3195769
Oh yeah, we all know that
>>3195759
Do it if you want
>>3195784
You're late
>>
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>>3195782
Pah...I'll get him next time.
>>3195787
Apparently, an alternate-reality version of me was obsessed enough to create some sort of tank-themed superhero or whatever for a digital avatar.
...I would've just made a tank, unless limbs were THAT needed.
>>
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>>3195814
Th-This'll only hurt for a second, I pr-promise!
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>>3195814
Just let me die. I don't want to live in this world anymore.
>>
>>3195809
I was making and eating dinner, cocksucker. Sorry about that. Next time i'll remind you sooner how much of a homo you are.
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>>3195800
Well for me it's normal, since I die very easily, I don't know about you.

>>3195814
These claws can't even touch the trigger, I broke my gun again!
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>>3195806
Deal! We'll go to an expensive restaurant, then dash without paying!

>>3195809
I'm not the one that's going to do it. It's your job as his father...son...whatever you are.

>>3195810
How'd you hear of you alternate-reality version of you? I thought that kind of communication was impossible.

>>3195814
M-Mikan, please don't do that. I enjoy moving around.
>>
>>3195782
>>3195789
The fu-!
>>3195814
This was the reason why I captured you in the first place, Celes paid me to do it. Now go tamaki you disgusting pervert.
>>
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>>3195814
I've n-never... Held one o-of these b... before...
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>>3195814
Mima...don't expect me to use any of this.
>>3195833
By someone from said alternate reality. Namely, another sort of thing that "that" me, apparently, had a hand in creating.
>>
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>>3195833
I'm not a [thief].
>>3195841
...
At least my suffering is over.
>>
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>>3195841
O-Oh god, I'm going to have to get a prosthetic!
>>
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>>3195841
>She smiles faintly
J... Just like... Old t-times...
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>>3195841
These octopussi seem a bit too active, where is that tentacle going? H-hey!
>>
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>>3195828
I guess I die easily too. It happens so frequently that I almost feel like some weak bug.

>>3195841
I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this, but thanks.

>>3195846
You're both pretty good at it if you're creating tanks and gundam models. Not everyone can do that sort of thing.

>>3195847
Sounds like you're paying then, because I have no money. Remember, I'm a shut-in.
>>
Hey host-senpai, thanks for hosting but I gotta go
Thanks for being so selfless for us, I have many thanks for you
>>
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>>3195857
There are around nine days left, so your next task is to get a job.
>>
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>>3195860
You're welcome.
>>
>>3195860
Don't worry about it
>>
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>>3195863
You're a little too late for that.
>>
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>>3195841
I'll show them! I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!
>>3195863
And I'll show YOU LOT, TOO!
>>3195857
Well, her creation was this...AI. Basically. And of course she is, she's me!
>>
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>>3195863
I thought that I was dead.
>>
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>>3195857
Oh wow, so we both actually share something similair, that's nice.

>>3195863
Bite my shiny metal donkey!
>>
>>3195863
Now.
The current plan.
With this device, I shall turn all humans into pipo monkeys! HahahahahaHAHAHAHA!!!
>>
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>>3195888
Stop trying to waste my time.
>>
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>>3195869
I think this would be easier if you paid instead. You've got a pretty good job being a hitman...hitwoman, I mean. You are a girl, right?

>>3195874
So you're able to do the same thing, right? You have to focus that energy and create something that'll better society! Give us robots to serve us for all eternity!

>>3195880
That's only one thing. Your love for bloodshed is probably only shared with yourself.
>>
>>3195888
Why is Isic sodomizing everyone he sees?
>>
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>>3195863
I-is everyone okay? Oh... n-no...
>>3195888
T-this is... Why... Who i-invented this... P-procedure?
>>
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>>3195888
>>
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>>3195895
...
You were the one who invited me to that event and now you want me to pay for it? Also you should be happy I didn't kill you for the last part.
>>
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>>3195888
Now I can tase all the people!
Once I figure out how to trigger this without any fingers!

>>3195895
But I figured out a way to get over it for a bit.
>pulls out a papercrafted squids
Papecrafts!
>>
>>3195888
What the-
Make it stop idiot!
>>
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>>3195888
...This better come back to normal afterwards.
>>3195895
Like I said, they're more like digital avatars...sorta. And besides, my tanks ARE going to better things!
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>>3195906
I don't remember anything about you people, or maybe I just didn't care about you at all.
>>
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>>3195902
Technically you invited me to it. I still remember how red your face what when you asked me both times.

>>3195904
Paper doesn't bleed...
>>
>>3195904
>The monster girl with claw hands enjoys making papercrafts
C-Can I hug you?
>>
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>>3195906
I wonder... W-where is it... Going?
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>>3195906
Now to listen in on him.
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>>3195923
...I'll just have water, al-alcohol is bad for you anyway...
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>>3195906
Wh-what happened to setting them to stun!? Why couldn't you be like Mikan!

>>3195912
Your tanks aren't going to make me breakfast in the morning, so they could use some more work.
>>
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>>3195923
I-I for one... Haven't b-been to... Or e-even heard of t... This academy...
>>
>>3195933
>>3195933
>>3195933
>>3195933
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>>3195918
Nothing like that ever happened.
>>3195923
...
I will make sure to repay your kindness, but I will "punch" a knife into your face.

>Sarah
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