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Erp bread Who's your battleborn waifu? Stale bread

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Erp bread
Who's your battleborn waifu?
Stale bread
>>3189826
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>>3193651
>This is the funniest fucking thing
>>3193640
I bet it's vore, you sick fuck.
Hop in my mouth.
>>3193650
>Bows
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>>3193635
>Battleborn
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Summoning Morrigan and her sucubutt
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I don't have a waifu anymore.
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>>3193689
After watching Isaac and Miria in HG today I reaffirmed my waifu-status for Miria
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>>3193680
>Mercy

(FUCK I WENT INTO OVERWATCH ALL "Yay, D.va best girl, woo, nothing like an Asian gamer gurrrl right guys? And then fucking Mercy over here being all cute and majestic and I'm all HNNNGHHHH and she's really threatening to take D.va's spot as my favorite OW girl.)
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>>3193689
>abandoning your waifu
She's still out there anon
Waiting for you
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>>3193679
Nope, let's just say I posted a certain shittily drawn furry pic asking for a balljob in an earlier thread. It didn't end well.
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>>3193708
>Mercy will never worship your gigantic shark cock like so, knowing that her skill and love will bring you the joy of orgasm.
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>>3193702
Miria is nice but Nice Holystone is the best Baccano girl.
Isaac is best boy though
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>>3193635
Phoebe is better, anon.
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>>3193713
Yes, she is out there somewhere but she hates me now.
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>All these Mobage sluts
Stop tempting me.
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But the best OW girl is Pharah.
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>>3193731
Fuck you're right.
Nice is pretty great.
I just did a rewatch recently and I love how she seems to get sexual pleasure from blowing things up
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>>3193724
(Why must you taunt me so)

>>3193745
>(Pharah tries to use her ult
>gets sniped within seconds so that all she can say is "JUST-"

The best.)
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>>3193754
>Mercy will never drop to your knees after every engagement and push to yank your cock out of your pants and suck the cum right out of your balls to reward you for keeping her safe and secure like a good tank should
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>>3193752
>Lose your eye playing with explosives
>Use new hole to store explosives
Nice is so based. She also has a sexy as fuck VA in the dub(which is amazing).
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>>3193768
Stop this.
>>3193770
Chane too.
I love how they have Chane personality with her extreme facial expressions. When Chane is pissed, she looks absolutely PISSED. Same with any other emotion. Really helps the watcher to like her even though she's mute
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>>3193768
(It hurts. No lie though, she legitimately makes me want to pick up Reinhardt. I want to feel like a real hero deserving of her for protecting her and everyone else from the enemy as we push forward.

Instead all I can do is settle for serenading her with mariachi love songs when I'm not being edgy or getting killed while I try to do my Death Blossom for the umpteenth time)
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>>3193768
Jesus Christ I wish.
I love when I'm playing Reinhardt and mercy keeps pumping my glistening health bar, making sure it's always polished off nicely. What I would give for her to suck me off as we cap the final point, showing our dominance
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>>3193768
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>>3193768
>Mercy actually does this to make her tank tired so the other team wins

She is the true villain.
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>>3193794
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>Shark Nue will never ask what you meant by this
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>>3193786
Honestly the only character I dislike is Vino because he's just such a fucking Mary Sue and reads like something a highschooler would write after taking phil 101
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>>3193745
Mei is bae
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Where is anubutt catgirl?
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>>3193786
>>3193788
>>3193793
>Mercy will never draw you quietly away from the post-win party with the team to give you a longer, sweeter, slower blowjob with that angelic smile on her face, helping you unload all that combat stress straight down her throat again and again until you don't even think about the battle at all.
>Mercy will never release her armor and find a good surface to kneel down on all fours and ask you to take her from behind, to use her incorruptible body to feel nothing but pleasure for the next hour as her way of thanking you, as her way of telling you that she loves her tank more than any of the others and she wants nothing more than to keep you alive and make you feel like you've gone to heaven.
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Someone pick up Mercy already
My blonde list...
It hungers.
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>>3193822
IT'S NOT FAIR

REAPER AND MERCY HAVE A HISTORY TOGETHER ACCORDING TO THEIR DIALOGUE

I'M ONLY EDGY BECAUSE JUST WANT TO BE LOVED
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>>3193832
You heal yourself the more you kill people.
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>>3193809
I was just kind of confused over why Lua was so okay with being killed by Ladd. Talk about Stolkholm Syndrome.
>>3193822
STOP THIS
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>>3193831
>DMG is a heal slut
>DMG plays Overwatch
M-maybe one day....
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For the love of everything that's holy. someone just play her already.
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>>3193837
It's like touching your dick, it feels better when someone else does it.
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>>3193822
I hope you're happy. You've put me over the edge by making me imagine this stuff
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>>3193848
That's actually a good analogy. Fair enough.
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>>3193848
lmao
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>>3193822
Feels bad.
I just want to fuck mercy from behind with my fat tank cock, her on all fours begging for more. She would take equal care of my health bar and member.
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What is fascinating about mind break?
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>>3193832
>

>>3193832
>>3193839
>>3193849
>>3193866
>Mercy will never slump forward after you're done having your way with her wonderful, perfect, radiant body and thank you with a whispered murmur for pumping your many, many loads inside her, before sitting up and embracing you, her healing energy flowing into your body and rejuvenating you, giving you the strength to do it all again as many times as you want to use her. She'll never be satisfied until you are, and she'll make damn sure that you always remain in top form using every tool she has.
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>>3193844
We need that anon from last thread to play pic related and the world would be at piece.
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>>3193874
>that image

Yessss that is how it should be

>that post
MY VERY SOUL IS CRYING OUT IN AGONY, CURSING ITS FATE TO BE ENSHROUDED IN DARKNESS
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>>3193874
THIS IS ILLEGAL
THIS IS RAPE
I'M BEING RAPED
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I want to fuck a reluctant mercy in front of our entire team once we've won
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>Mercy will never be played in ERP...

(Except that's a fucking lie, I'm a huge healslut and I'm TOTALLY gonna play Mercy.)
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>>3193894
>Reluctant
But she is a heal slut.
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>>3193896
>mfw
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>>3193896
BUENO
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>>3193900
She may be a heal slut when she's alone with a tank but I always thought she'd be more collected in front of an entire team
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>>3193896
Ayy
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>>3193896
I'd have fun breaking you down if you weren't already such a broken cock slut
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>>3193874
I would empty my balls for mercy until she was covered head to toe in my thick, warm ropes of spunk and as much as she wanted to swallow.
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Which player should pick up Mercy?
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>>3193912
Nah, I mean there can be multiple tanks in this game, in fact it's encouraged. Imagine an entire team of Reinhardts and only one Mercy.
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>>3193921
(I'll give you a hint; thread mom. Goodnight, everyone! Hopefully I can play Mercy tomorrow or the next day.)
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>>3193927
(Oh fug)
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>>3193927
Te quiero. <3
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>>3193927
Oh dear god. IT'S ON.
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>>3193927
Ayyyyyyy nice
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>>3193927
The raptor dong
Has risen
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>>3193927
Fuuuuuuuuuuck
I'll need your healing, because I'm gonna yank my dick RAW to you~
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>>3193947
>Not already doing it
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>hasn't even begun playing
>thread mom already has more interest than two regular avatars combined
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>>3193958
That's what a good hype buildup does. I suspect she didn't actually intend on playing Mercy and was just cockteasing us, too.
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>>3193958
iQué maravilloso!
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>>3193968
How to gain (You)'s and not ERP: A Guide to Avatars
Step 1: Make empty promises and say you'll play a popular character, but never actually do it.
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So is that it for tonight? No more RPing Avatars?
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>>3194003
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>>3194003
It's dead hours senpai.
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>>3193958
She's just appealing to the lowest denominator.
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>>3193999
>implying
Thread Mom's come through more than once for multiple people.
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>>3193999
This example though now wasn't just empty promises, anon or in this case thread mom provided ''joi''-like imaginative stuff to get hard to.
Which is fun nonetheless.
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>>3194003
I tried my best to convince anubutt-poster.
Fuck this gay earth!
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>>3194014
That seems like a familiar insult...didn't we have another avatar that got shitposted with that?
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>>3194014
Good writing or not, she's always done that.
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>>3194028
>>3194014
>The lowest denominator
Wow, you people don't even know where the fuck you are, do you?
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>>3194014
What does that even MEAN? Who is the "highest denominator" in this scenario? This is such a dumb post. Just stop.

>>3194026
Iowa.
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>>3194023
>shoots the like button
>tfw actually going to ERP as Reaper instead just shitpost with him

I wonder how sad the state of my life has to be to be looking forward to an ERP session instead of say like.. a date or something.
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>>3194048
For a moment, I thought you were relapsing and asking for an ERP date
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>>3194009
I'll suck your dick!

>>3194010
>>3194019
Damn, guess I'll go to bed. You guys take care.
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>>3194045
It's a bit past your bedtime.
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Would /erp/ fuck a mantis?
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>>3194055
I've learned my lesson.

Itotallyhaven'tlearnedmylesson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sJqTDaOrTg
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>>3194047
It means posting a character from memewatch for the sake of bandwagonning because it's the flavor of the month and people are unoriginal shits.
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>>3194059
I have a feeling that this will end with my head getting eaten off.

I'll pass.
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>>3194069
>Playing characters that people in the thread will want to fuck
?????
Are you trying to tell me there's a such thing as "selling out" in ERP? Do you not realize how fucking dumb that sounds?
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>>3194047
Shinoa also got that shitpost.
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>>3194069
It'd make more sense to call it Overmeme.
That way we'd have both Undermeme and Overmeme.
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>>3194069
Or, you know, maybe she found a character she likes because, and I quote, "I'm a huge healslut" and she wants to play with that? Fuck right off. Every avatar plays to the lowest common denominator. They're all chosen because of the ERP'er's fetishes.
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>>3194070
But those tits, anon!
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>>3194056
Good night, anon, and sweet dreams!

>>3194059
If it looked like that, every day.
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>>3194067
>we might be seeing Mercy x Reaper in the threads

Jiro you absolute madman
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>>3194084
Hey, calm down.
Don't 'lose your head' over it
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>>3194087
Don't worry, I promise not to go full Jiro this time.

Reaper is just not that kind of guy. Not anymore.
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>>3194087
>inb4 this grows into a second ship between them
>Except rapier and darker, with Reaper slowly bending Mercy to his will and making her his permanent healslut companion
>MFW Jiro might cuck us out of ANOTHER avatar.
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>>3194103
>>MFW Jiro might cuck us out of ANOTHER avatar.

The absolute fucking madman
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>>3194109
>>3194101
>>3194103
>>3194087
stop encouraging this faggotry
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>tfw trying to wind down to go to bed but can't stop listening to FUNKY MUSIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKW3EdY3Py8
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>>3194122
NO
FUN
ALLOWED
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>>3194103
I can only hope to be as good of a cuck as he is someday.
Truly a man to be respected.
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>tfw all you want is a yandere
Why do people bandwagon?
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>>3194129
Fuck the Yandere archetype
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>>3194129
>bandwagon
Why are you a dumbass?
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>>3194129
You don't know what the word bandwagon means, do you? Being excited about something happening isn't bandwagoning.
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>>3194129
There was a yandere literally last thread. Her name is Virra.
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>>3194129
stay on the lookout for kawai and his new avatar
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>>3194144
Only one r friend
Makes a pretty big difference actually
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Goodnight thread
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>>3194125
sure wasn't fun for infinite fans or nidoking that's for sure
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>>3194123
Hey, now I remember. We used to have that lady erping here months ago for a while. The mature one with the tray always on hands.
Wonder what happened to her.
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>>3194189
>infinite fans

They had it coming for having such shit taste. Also you forgot the two masters Ribbon has
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>>3194189
>Nidoking
Literally what the fuck are you talking about?
>Infinite fans
Oh my God, are you seriously assblasted about her retiring Elizabeth?
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>>3193635
What the hell is that thing?
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>>3194198
>tfw I'm the one who played nidoking
>barely lasted two posts before hajime had things to do
>people using it as some weird shitposting ammo

People seem to remember my playing it better than I do for some reason
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>>3194195
Which one are you talking about? Kyouko?
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>>3194206
It's a monster than can control its armpit hairs, usually forming them into extra arms.
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>>3194206
A Shadman abomination. Hideous, isn't it?
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>>3194209
Because it became a meme now
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>>3194212
Yeah, her.
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>>3194206
Orendi the chaos witch!
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>>3194225
That person just played her as a one off for the Cafe theme,that's all. They're still here.
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>>3194228
What the fuck
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What happened to Drakeposter and Joey?
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>>3194236
Oh, okidoki then.
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>>3194251
Both are still here.
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>>3194251
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>>3194228
I have no idea why, but I want more of this
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>>3194228
Literally what
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>>3194251
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>>3194236
>That person
Then how do you know they're still here?
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>>3194297
You're looking a lot dirtier recently. Did you stop doing something with your hair?
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>>3194297
MY
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>>3194309
Cause I know who they are. Duh.
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>>3194228
What is this monstrosity?
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>>3193684
I'm here
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WE
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>>3194366
WUZ
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>>3194356
Not him but how you been doin' Morrigan
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>>3194377
Good though I think my friend is mad at me now after that last game
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>>3194388
Whyso?
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>>3194389
Instead of playing Divinity as we usualyl do, he wanted to play league of legends and in the last game I couldnt connect to the match for about 5 minutes
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>>3194406
Well that's not your fault.

But Moba players are infamously bad at dealing with most kinds of emotions. Just look at LD.
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>>3194410
Its ok, it happens every once in a whole, we have been friends for about 6 years now, he's not going to kick me just because of a game but my heart hurts a bit nonetheless
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>>3194432
Sound like you care a lot about your friend.
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>>3194437
I do, a lot thought this is not the place to talk about it
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>>3194311
>>3194312
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>>3194453
That's fine. I just find you a tad fascinating; the person behind who slaves away at making anons cum most of the day every day for months if not years.
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>>3194465
I love questions, so If you must ask them I will answer them
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>>3194545
How long you been at this by now?
What makes you enjoy helping anons like this so much?
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>>3194545
Not that anon bit I'm interested in wanting to try this sort of rp proper. Would you have any starting tips?

>drawfag into this bird
> previously shitpost about about him in the /vg/ threads
> currently hosting a g avian thread, co writing raw buttsex
> want to write sad romance now

This has been an interesting month
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>>3194581
That's one free bird.
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>>3194576
On 4chan? around 1 year I think, close to two outside 4chan? about 6 years now

Really.. I don't know exactly or maybe I do but I don't want to say it, the thing is, helping anons makes me really happy even outside of just making them horny

>>3194581
I really don't know what to say about tips, I just do it, its almost automatic, I'm not good at typing either but I follow the flow, I feel hot and I just write whats on my mind
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>>3194616
>around 1 year I think
Up with Clown and Trixie. What forums did you use?
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>>3194625
Forums? well.. random chats here and there, hooking random guys to make them fap for me, also, some of my friends
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peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis
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>>3194661
benis
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>>3194616
Alright, thanks. I'll just make another prompt and see how it goes
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>>3194645
Played slut for your closer friends a lot?
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Has LD fucked off to HG for good?
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>>3194668
bringles :^DDDDDDDDDDD
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>>3194682
probably not, if people keep on asking for him he'll keep coming back
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I want LD back she had nice feet
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>>3194682
I don't think even HG wants her. But her meltdown yesterday once realizing DMG wont take her back was top kek
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>>3194682
As messed up as they were, it's kinda hard not to feel bad for them.
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>>3194681
Yeah, almost everyday, I have been done a couple of things I'm not proud of. Two years back I couldn't keep playing with my friends (I wont tell the reason) and thats when I started to visit 4chan and playing here
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>>3194707
Wanna know who else had nice feet?
DMG
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>>3194713
Damn I want to hear some of these stories honestly. Could you maybe share them privately?
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>>3194713
I have done *
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>>3194715
DMG also has a neckbeard. LD's image hasn't been ruined yet, she still has nice feet
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>>3194726
>LD's image hasn't been ruined yet
>Not seeing what's been going on in thread the last week
>Not knowing about the brown sharpie
Such an innocent mind...
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>>3194722
I can tell you anything, except the reason why I stopped playing the slut with my closer friends
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>>3194733
>the brown sharpie
DO go on.
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>come into the thread to get my dick sucked
>it's just people talking normally without any ERP in sight
O-Oh...
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>>3194740
What's the lewdest thing you've done for friends, then?
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>>3194743
If I recall right while still in the main discord a few of the sluts there were talking dildos since (I believe it was Peach. I could be wrong) got a new dragon one. After a few posting their collections LD posts a sharpie with a brown tint to it.
By a tint I mean it was coated in shit
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>>3194750
That isn't anywhere as bad as neckbeard
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>>3194747
You mean over the internet?

I made one of them fap when he was working, he went to the bathroom while I was teasing him and sucking on the mic
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>>3194756
To each their own I guess.
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>>3194756
>Fucking your own ass with a sharpie and showing the thread isn't as bad as a neckbeard
No. It's much, much worse, you fucking dunce.
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>>3194750
Fucking post it.
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>>3194750
It amazes me I've been at ERP for like a decade and played a girl for most of it but I'm not some fucked up kid collecting dildos to fuck my own hairy ass with. I feel positively normal hanging out with you guys.
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Good heavens, would you look at the time.
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>>3194758
What a lewdster
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>>3194750
christ i'm glad i don't go there very often
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>>3194779
It was fun, I have done lots of things and I'm really don't sure which one is the lewdest
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>>3194787
Got some good examples?
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>>3194770
I would if I had it. All I have is this screencap that was posted a thread or two ago.
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>>3194772
Seriously.
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H-Hey
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>>3194794
>ld shows a pic of dmgs hand insults him
>then shows the thread the pic of him and continues to insult him through the days
>tries to put it all behind and be friends

"hey man i know i shot your mom in the face, but that was a while ago so yo think we can just forget about it man?"
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>>3194802
We know, anon. We thoroughly put him on blast for being such a massive faggot.
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>>3194807
So did HG. It's been a great bonding experience.
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>>3194800
>sucks dick
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>>3194802
>Post yfw you're not Paul
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>>3194813
W-Why would you do that?
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>>3194815
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>tfw not DMG
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>>3194815
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>>3194811
We really do have a lot in common. I just wish they weren't so surly all the time.
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Morning guys, how is everyone.
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>>3194790
Examples? of the lewd things I did with my friends or in general?
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>>3194836
Not bad, how're you doing Asui?
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>>3194836
FUCK YOU
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>>3194837
The former. I'm curious how dirty you are with people you know instead of anons.
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DMG is equally as bad as Paul. He's an idiot for trusting his picture in the first place and the "comeback" screenshots being posted are shitty and weak.

Meanwhile Paul is an idiot for crying to get him back and posting his picture in the first place.
DMG is now seen as a large and sweaty neckbeard, I'm sure Paul is something in those remarks too. I don't know why you're defending some ugly neckbeard or his 16 year old ex-boyfriend, but they should both be kicked out of the threads.

Fuck off you guys are pathetically desperate.

-HG anon
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>>3194815
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Stfu paul
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>>3194794
This is the reason I hate DMG
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wait
wasnt LD + DMG another of those fucking stupid "wedding" RP things that happened not even a month ago?

hands up who didnt see that shit failing spectacularly from the instant it was mentioned
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>>3194850
>It wasn't DMG that posted that
>Paul posting it himself to be liked for hating himself
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>>3194850
>go to school paul
LOVIN IT
do you think hes bullied?
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>>3194850
>
>>3194853
Considering they had a break up every week it was obvious. I have little pity for DMG letting himself get roped in with an obviously fucked up 16 year old.
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>>3194848
I take it back. HG can fuck off and stay fucked.
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>>3194852
both are bad and vile but paul is objectively worse
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>>3194853
Their wedding failed cause the thread was nothing but shitposting at the time, plus it's fucking LD, who already had a shit reputation here. Also, her opening OP wasn't written all that well and there wasn't really any build up to it. Lastly, all that shit was OOC which is just in general a big fuckup.
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>>3194867
as well as DMG wasnt even fucking there
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>>3194818
What's going on he-....

S-should I go back the way I came?
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>>3194838
Call me Tsuyu, and I'm doing alright.
How are you anon.

>>3194842
Hiya Tomo! How are you?

>>3194844
But anon we only just met!
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>>3194860
That's just one guy who possibly isn't even from HG so don't compare that one post to an entire thread
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>>3194867
>>3194871
>DMG showed up late
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>>3194846
Well I took a photo of my butt for one of them and I made him fap on the mic, looking at the photo as I tease him like I always do
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>>3194874
Oh, we've met before.
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>>3194815
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>>3194850
The greatest love story ever told.
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what is HG anyway
ive seen the thread but what does HG stand for
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>>3194859
even without knowing anything about either of the people involved i knew it'd be a failure
especially after they hyped it for like 3 days before it
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>>3194885
Hungry Gentleman.
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>>3194850
Is Dom actually Nue in disguise?
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>>3194878
what is it like being a god awful slut
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>>3194878
You're a lewd dood.

You have so many people who want you I get intimidated of trying to take any of your time myself.
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>>3194883
>Even Nue is glad he isn't Paul
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>>3194891
Nue was significantly more... passively pathetic. Paul is aggressively pathetic. One moans, the other screams.
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>>3194874
Not bad, just getting ready for work again. Any fun plans for the frog girl today?
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>>3194885
Hunger games
They run RP off an online simulator
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>>3194895
It's just me, anon.
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>>3194896
Perfect. I couldn't have described that any better myself.
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>>3194903
With New Nue ever Lewd?
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well that proves that
all i have to do is open this thread and lurk for a bit and any desire for lewd is gone
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>>3194918
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>>3194898
Working all day as usual. Nothing special.

>>3194881
Well I don't really have a way of knowing that do I.
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>>3194921
It's dead hours, nigger. What do you expect? No one's on right now.
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>>3194917
I think you're looking for the other new Nue.
The one without the shark suit.
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>>3194925
my point was that all the bullshit internal avatarfag drama is boner-kill city
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>>3194930
Wait. So there's Nue
New Nue
And Nue Shark Nue?
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>>3194930
I want to lewd shark suit Nue
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>>3194932
No doubt there. But it's dying down, thanks to the fact that LD has finally completed his emotional downward spiral. Hopefully everyone who left to not have to deal with the insanity will flood back in.
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>>3194892
I know I'm not the best but I always try to do my best, it feels good I should say

>>3194893
Oh why? don't feel intimidated, just try to hit me up when I'm free or see If I'm free, after all I do this to please
>>
Any of these new avas any good at all?
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>>3194918
>tfw can't be Neo's valiant steed again because working
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>>3194932
Paul has been a rare lolcow treat. Not many lolcows of that quality and caliber anywhere. Now we can all look at Paul and say, "Thank Christ I'm not THAT guy!"
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>>3194934
Three Nues in all, though I haven't seen new nue for a while.
>>3194936
Not gonna happen and even if it did I would have to resort to posting sharkless Nue, due to the serious lack of shark suit Nue images.
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>>3194948
Veras is pretty good, along with the boat boys if you like traps
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>>3194953
>tfw you're not Paul is now my favorite thread meme
>Even more then that Peach Copy pasta
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>>3194956
Know anything about that frog?
I dont see them sround much, not sure if i miss them. Dat tongue tho.
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>>3194945
Are you free now, or just hanging out?
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>>3194948
No
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>>3194964
I'm free now
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>>3194952
>
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>>3194961
Asui I saw trying something with Miku. Might have just been tongue teasing though
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>>3194969
I look forward to it and more puns, Dairy Queen
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>>3194966
AMERICA
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>>3194966
I don't even know where to start with you... I just know my cock tingles a bit any time I see you or one of your avas around.
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>>3194982
Oooooh. Sounds like fun.
>>
Does anyone know of any other good chatroom type places for this kind of stuff? F-List is too over-run with mega-cock futas that only fuck other mega-cock futas, and the Discord that grew out of these threads is either turbo-subs or loli-rape.
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>>3194993
Same
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>>3195021
you forgot underageb&s who call themselves good writers but think "gay" is the only adjective you need
>>
Is dom confirmed 16yo?
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>>3195021
Just wait till someone makes a better discord for lewding, anon.
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>>3195045
Or do it yourselves you lazy assholes.
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>>3194993
It tickles? you may as well rub your bulge then ~
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>>3195050
It's a work in progress, anon. I'm looking for a few decent recruits before making it though.
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>>3195036
Yes.
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>>3195045
It'll devolve into a shithole within a week, guaranteed.
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>>3195050
but bitching about how its everyone elses fault that i dont like thing without ever doing anything to fix it myself is so fun
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>>3195059
Proof?
>>
STANDING
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>>3195071
I have none on me because I don't save screen caps. But DMG and everyone close to Paul has called him an underaged faggot.
And even the screen cap Paul posted himself had DMG telling him to go to school
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>>3195076
ON
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>>3195081
WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY THAT?
WHAT DOES HE MEAN?
>>
I never thought I'd miss you
Half as much as I do
And I never thought I'd feel this way
The way I feel
About you
As soon as I wake up
Every night, every day
I know that it's you I need
To take the blues away

It must be love, love, love
It must be love, love, love
Nothing more, nothing less
Love is the best
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>>3195085
THE
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>>3195052
Mmm, I'll rub it a bit then
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>>3195092
>Pets the Yoko
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>>3195092
Sometimes I forget that Yoko is amazing and has some amazing tits.
But thanks for reminding me.
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>tfw bad game
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>>3195106
You want to see a Yoko anon?
>>
How can it be that we can
Say so much without words?
Bless you and bless me
Bless the bees
And the birds
I've got to be near you
Every night, every day
I couldn't be happy
Any other way

It must be love, love, love
It must be love, love, love
Nothing more, nothing less
Love is the best
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>>3195110
Well, I wouldn’t say no.
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>>3195112
I GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE
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>>3195100
It feels good to finally touch it, right? how about you pull your pants down? ~
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>>3195127
It's June.
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>>3195115
You don't sound very convinced anon, I guess the answer is no

>>3195103
>Pets the anon
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>>3195127
Why are you wearing shush a short skirt? Are you asking to get butt fucked?
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>>3195127
Got any presents for me?
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>>3195132
Alright, How do I convince you then?
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>>3195140
''Yes, I do want a Yoko to fuck and cuddle''
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>>3195131
I know.
5 days.
>>3195134
M-Maybe ><
>>3195135
My butt~
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>>3195146
Really?
… fine. Y-yes I do want a a Yoko t-to fuck and cuddle.
There, you happy now?

>>3195153
Meaby? If you want me to fuck you, Just lift up your skirt and I will do the rest~
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>>3195119
I'M YOUR FOOL
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>>3195146
Not that anon, but I'm positive the thread would love a Yoko to lewd.
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>>3195153
Your butt? There's some wrapping paper covering it though. Mind removing it for me?
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>>3195107
What are you doing still up, Karl?

Don't make me drag you to bed by force, now~
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>>3195165
>Not that anon, but I'm positive the thread would love a Yoko to lewd.
This. Yes, yes we would.
>>
>tfw the discord breaks out into arguments every day since I've joined, probably prior to that too
What is wrong with everyone, and why are they so sensitive?
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>>3195165
Ayo! we have a Yoko now then!

>>3195161
Yes I am! you sound cute anon, your face is all red ~
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>>3195195
Soon, anon. soon
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>>3195195
Long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
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I want to fuck the Annie
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>>3195165
>>3195198
Peach used to Yoko but she stopped.
So the character's up for grabs. Enjoy new Yoko <3
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>>3195213
>Pets the Annie
>>
>Mistress Morrigan and Yoko

I picked a good day to wander over to /trash/...
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>>3195218
I SAID I WANT TO FUCK, NOT BE
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>>3195213
Hi Nue
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>>3195215
So did Ainz
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>>3195198
It’s only red because you made me say those things. How did you expect me to react.
>He pouts a little as he glares at her.

>>3195213
I hate her. Fucking op insta stun.
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>>3195224
M..maybe I can your duet anon for tonight?
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>>3195213
>>3195218
>>3195223
>>3195224
Go away
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>>3195228
I think Peach and Ainz had a disagreement about who should play the character or something. Doesn't matter we have a new one!
>>
>>3195195
I feel even more glad I decided to close that tab earlier now.
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>>3195195
>ERP discord
Did you really have to ask?
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>>3195239
C U T E
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>>3195195
arguments? I honestly haven't seen many of those
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>>3195231
Well you wanted a Yoko, I just made you say it out loud, you are lewd anon

How I did expect you to react?.. I had an image on my mind, I saw you happy, bouncing and telling me how much you want a Yoko

>>3195215
I understand
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>>3195248
Sad, you missed the latest drama involving a guy that admittedly didn't even like role play
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>>3195277
>Morrigan anon on Yoko
All of my fucking yes.
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>>3195195
ERP is an act mostly fueled by the primal, carnal desire of lust. It makes sense that base emotions would often show themselves more, especially since we're all doing something extremely socially unacceptable anyway.
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>>3195277
Oh, fine then.
I WANT A YOKO TO FUCK AND CUDDLE!
I WANT HER TO USE HER BREAST AND I WANT TO CUM IN HER MOUTH!
Is THAT good enough for you?
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>>3195195
What a great community
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>>3195297
Based Kenny
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>>3195304
>I WANT HER TO USE HER BREAST
What did he mean by this?
>>
>>3195307
>pets the Chara
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>>3195311
Well, turns out I forgot to write half the sentence...
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>>3195311
The world will never know
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>>3195279
Who this time? Let's fucking embrace this shit.
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>tfw the discord Annie won't let me fuck her
Am I that pathetic?
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>>3195308
You're too sweet, Anon.

>>3195320
Who are you? What are you? How are you omnipresent?
>>
>>3195326
That's literally Nue.
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>>3195336
>
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>>3195304
Woo woo woo, calm down anon! It was already enough! calm down calm down, I get it, I do, you will fuck the gap between her breasts and cum in her mouth, okay?

>>3195296
I need more images for now, she will be added to the roster
>>
>Annie is Nue
It makes so much sense now
>>
>>3195336
>>3195347
>He is this salty about not being able to typefuck a little girl
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>>3195297
>>
>>3195347
There are actually people out there that didn't know this?

>>3195356
Hi Nue
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>>3195336
>That's literally Nue
I wonder what he meant by this.
>>
>>3195343
I’m calm… alright?
>>
>>3195343
I want Yoko to tease me with her dancing, like she does in that video
>>
>>3195368
All memeing asside
I'm not even a europoor though, so how would I be Nue?
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>>3195390
MEMEING IS NOT BOUND BY YOUR PHYSICAL LAWS
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>>3195386
Like this, dirty anon?

>>3195374
Alright!
>She leans over to you and kisses your cheek
Cutie pie ~
>>
>>3195401
Alice shitposter I missed you senpai
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>>3195327
Shark Nue, A living shark suit, by the holy power of funposting.
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>>3195317
Urge to stab, rising
>>
>>3195372
>>3195418
Is shark Nue our mascot?
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>>3195421
Nice hoodie
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>>3195412
I'm here most evenings my time, I just don't always use the avatar because it adds nothing to most posts.
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>>3195408
Yeah, that's it..
Oh that's too sexy..
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>>3195424
Why does she wear the shark suit?
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>>3195408
>He takes of his clothes, tossing them aside. Trying to not look at her.
You shouldn’t make fun of me you know...
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>>3195431
>an avatarfag not using their avatar at all times
what foul heresy have i stumbled into
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>>3195431
You're trying NOT to garner attention? The fuck alternate reality did I fall into? Post tiddies
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Annie: So they've found out I'm Nue
Annie: Did you post that? Are you posting it in the threads?
Annie: Do you hate me or something?
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>>3195462
I thought this was common knowledge. Is everyone new?
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>>3195462
It surprises me that there is this much drama in an ERP “community”.
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>>3195462
Here we go again.
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>>3195464
Too many newfags.
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>>3195450
>>3195451
Fact is I noticed how close I was getting to being another one of those names that gets used like a curse, so I decided to tone my shit down a few notches.
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>>3195470
And they all immediately flock to the discord. Funny.
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>>3195473
You are pretty cancerous, f.am, not gonna lie.
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>>3195473
I think you're safe. The hate train is exclusively focused on LD for the moment.
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>>3195462
When are Nue and LD going to form a suicide pact?
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>>3195428
Don't you dare ask for it
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>>3195495
Hand it over!
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>>3195495
It's too girly for my liking...your sweater on the other hand..
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Ok, so apparently Lord dominator is actually 16. Why was he in a relationship with a guy who's over 20? WTF
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>>3195513
welcome to the internet
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>>3195462
That's a nice screenshot anon
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>>3195515
Dude. That's illegal, he erp'd here.
People can get in trouble, fuck. What do I do?
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>>3195513
>Why was he in a relationship with a guy who's over 20?
DMG is 19.
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>>3195521
Hm. Makes me wonder how old Morrigan Anon is.
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>>3195513
This means I can report all of his posts as rule-breaking then?
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>>3195526
Post the picture, there is no way he's fucking 19
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>>3195526
Hes over 19.5 that's enough.
>>3195527
Probably around the same age...
>>3195529
Yes.
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>>3195521
>ERPing with minors is illegal

>>3195526
He looks like he's late 20s what hell dude
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>>3195529
No, you'll just get bitched at via a warning for abusing the report system.
Do-it-for-freers don't like people doing their jobs for them.
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>>3195513
>tfw knowing this makes you feel like a old man.
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>>3195535
>ERPing with minors is illegal
Yes, yes it is. Writing explicit sexual things to underage people, even under the guise of roleplay, is illegal in most real countries.
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>>3195535
It is kind of not legal.
Also I can bet 100$ that they traded nudes.
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>>3195537
sad but true
i mean they got to the point of making a new "everything that doesnt fit on other boards" board after all
since /b/ is just "dump the same 10 sets of images as yesterday" now
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>>3195553
>DMG nude
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>>3195473
When are you going to get better at roleplaying?
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>>3195502
>>3195509
No! Stop asking!
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>>3195565
Define "better". I know there's a few words/phrases I need to stop over using...
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>>3195571
What if I offered you 2 souls? I absorbed my twin in the womb so that means I have an extra.
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>>3195573
Better at writing, being open to more stuff instead of just cute vanilla shit, actually playing the character correctly, and actually being descriptive.
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Lord dominator fuck off Paul we don't want your underaged ass in here
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>>3195593
Here we go.
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>>3195571
>Marries.
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>>3195591
>Offering the worst of the souls series.
>>
WE
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>>3195616
I don't care what anyone says about 2, I had more fun with it than 1 or 3. PvP is what gives the games longevity and it was at it's best there.
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>>3195625
HE
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>>3195593
>Better at writing
>Actually being descriptive
I'm working on those. I still need to slow down and actually proofread my posts more, and remember to include more detail that isn't just repeating the same 3 things over and over.

>actually playing the character correctly
Oh like anyone else is "accurate" to the character.

>being open to more stuff instead of just cute vanilla shit
Oh it was just a "you don't play how I want" after all. Never mind all that then.
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>>3195593
>cute vanilla shit
But that's the best.
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>>3195651
I agree, but most people here seem to go for the hardcore futa furry stuff.
Buncha closet dogfuckers in here.
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>>3195651
Golden tastes, anon.
>>3195677
You too, anon.
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>>3195641
>Oh like anyone else is "accurate" to the character.

Miku, Kallen, Chara, and Peach.

>Oh it was just a "you don't play how I want" after all. Never mind all that then.

No I am saying to be open too more stuff.

>>3195651
It gets boring after the fifth session.
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>>3195442
Oh my!
>She moves her right hand to her lips and looks at you and how you try not to look at her
I'm sorry, I know anon, b-but everything is going to feel better now! ~

>>3195433
Pervert anon is pervert
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>>3195591
Can't I give you San's sweater? It smells like ketchup anyway...

>>3195607
>Divorces
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>>3195689
>No I am saying to be open too more stuff.

What would you suggest, then? Since you know better than me what my turnons and turnoffs are, apparently.
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>>3195689
>Miku, Kallen, Chara, and Peach.
LOL
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>>3195701
>Cries.
>>3195689
Anon not wrong. Vanilla is great to do once in a while but it gets stale if you constantly do it.
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>>3195693
>He turns to look at her, and gives her a smile.
Oh, I can’t stay mad at you… You are just too damn cute and sexy.
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>>3195527
I'm not underage If that is what you are wondering
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>>3195593
Well.. Maybe.
Can I touch though? Please?
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>>3195715
Fucking this.
Unless you're playing a hentai character, you're doing a makeshift OC in ERP.
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>>3195709
If you're not taking into dog dicks up your ass while getting peed on you don't know shit about ERP, apparently.
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>>3195725
Oh. Good.
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>>3195742
If it's who I think it is, they're just still asspained I wouldn't do bondage-enslavement shit with them based on their one favourite doujin.
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There's an Annie in the discord?
Why you prats acting like that's me?
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>>3195742
>Implying that what I meant.
Literally they won't do simple things such as feet play, bondage, etc.
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>>3195179
What can I say? I like it rough~

>>3195195
>tfw sensitive
>tfw generally avoid drama

>>3195307
It's 4chan...
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>>3195720
Awww how cute ~
>She hugs you tightly, rubbing her breasts on your chest while she rubs your back with her soft gloved hands
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>>3195753
It's not me, just saying. I am just here at work trying to get Chara to love me. Still want to rape Alice though.
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>>3195766
>other people have different fetishes to me
>that means they're bad RPers
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>>3195756
>About to sleep
>Nue shows up
Just end my suffering, senpai.
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>>3195794
>not just ignoring it
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>>3195756
D A M A G E C O N T R O L
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>>3195766
There are always other people to RP with for stuff like that, no?
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>>3195776
Whatever. I could wear that my writing needs work, but if people are going to be all "you dont share my fetishes so you're a shitty RPer" I think that's me done with this place.
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>>3195774
>He hugs her back. But slowly moves his hands down to her ass, squeezing it.
So soft~
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>>3195794
>>3195803
I literally gave some faggot in these threads my Annie folder, why would I carry on posting/playing her myself and fuck that guy over?
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>>3195756
Nice damage control m8
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>>3195812
That's up to you. I just want to go on that movie date.
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>It's another you're shit if you don't like my fetishes episode
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>>3195821
Stop lurking.
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>>3195829
Meaningful contribution to the thread as always, lesser nue.
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>>3195831
I just check archives for the word "Nue" twice a day so that I can help people and right wrongs!

Also because I'm addicted to the drama.

>>3195829
DO INCEST FURRY SCATVORE OR I'LL TELL EVERYONE YOU'RE GARBO AT TYPEFUCKING!
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>>3195819
>She slightly moves her ass from side to side, feeling his hand on her ass
You wanted my breasts, right? ~
>She presses more against you, squeezing her bosom on your chest
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>>3195842
>Addicted to drama
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>>3195842
Did you see the DOM exposed as UNDERAGED?
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>>3195849
Of course I do. Will you let me have them~?
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>>3195842
>I just check archives for the word "Nue" twice a day
Just when we thought LD was close to approaching your level of pathetic.
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>>3195858
soz m80.

>>3195864
I generally heard, yes.
Inb4 dom also sent dick pics around and people gon get v&d.
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>>3195873
The autism champ returns to reclaim the belt!
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>>3195873
Better than sitting in these shithole threads all day, it isn't like I don't use the archives for other shit and just do it while I'm at it.
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>>3195842
>He doesn't do hardcore incest furry shit scatvore
(Cute) fag.
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>>3195875
He's fucking 16 lol.
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>>3195889
GET OUT OF YOUR FUCKING SHARK COSTUME IT'S TRIGGERING ME SO HARD
WHY ARE YOU WEARING THE SHARK COSTUME
STOP
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>>3195812
not even joking
what even are you into
the only rp you ever did in the threads was a pretty straightforward straight sex scene
unless i missed some
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>>3195889
realtalk, I shouldn't have followed a furry on twitter because while a bunch of people were discussing politics and vidya I get this fucking conversation popping in my feed in bits and pieces

of people arguing about whether jerking off to babyfurs is pedo or not.

>>3195890
16 year old dicks are illegal to look at mang, legal to suck though in most of the world.
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>>3195868
Sure anon ~
>She slides down, rubbing her bosom on your body until she's on her knees and she gives a loud kiss on the tip of your dick and she looks at you
Repeat me, what did you want? ~
>>
I wanna see Nue and Paul fight
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G'morning.
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>Alice shitposter drama starts
>he drops the avatar after a few posts
>Suddenly Nue is here

HMMMM
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>>3195935
RUN NEW FRIEND. THIS IS NOT A FUN PLACE RIGHT NOW
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>>3195944
So Nue was Alice?
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>>3195944
Spare is an Auscunt mate and predates me.
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>>3195911
I want a yoko to fuck and cuddle~
And I want her to use her breast on my dick and I want to cum in her mouth~
>He moves his hips back and forth a bit, rubbing his dick between her tits.
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>>3195944
I think it's hilarious Alice was concerned that their good name was being associated with shitposting when that's 90% of what they do.
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>>3195944
No....
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>>3195909
>Furryshit
Literally some of the worst I've had the misfortune to see.
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>>3195944
I've just arrived too, though, Anon. Who's to say I'm not the one secretly causing trouble, and only framing Nue?
Or perhaps it's just a coincidence, and that all three of us are separate people and that this is just an ideal time of the day to wake up.
You may never know.
>>3195954
I've been cut in half by a train.
I think I'll be alright.
>>
>it's a "/erp/ constantly responds to drama as if it's their first day on 4chan" episode
Christ you guys are like a bunch of middle school girls.
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>>3195974
>it's an "anon thinks he's above it all when he lurks this place 24/7" episode
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>>3195969
Furry drama is fucking hilarious though however.

Also dragon dildos, there'd be no dragon dildos without furries being the degenerate fucks they are.
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>>3195974
>you guys are like a bunch of middle school girls.

>Just now realizing this
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>>3195956
Check your steam tomorrow
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>>3195979
I dunno man usually when drama flares up I just shitpost with Kurisu.
It's like ERP for the soul.
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>>3195967
i read it more that he realised that and is trying not to do that so much
barely even goes to the discord any more
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>>3195994
Is this a threat?

:^)
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>>3195974
But worse.
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>>3195967
I still have a grudge towards Alice for turning me down in emails for not being dommy enough
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>>3196008
Doesn't sound much like him, the guy always complained that people were way too into the dom/sub dynamic thing.
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>>3196005
Or Skype, if you still it, whatever's good for you
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>>3196015
Happened regardless of whether it sounds like him or not and I'm still butthurt about it
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>>3195958
>She feels how you move your hips, slowly feeling how your dick slides between her tits while she still has her bra on
>She grabs her breasts with both of her hands and she squeezes your dick between them
Well said ~
>She starts moving her soft bosom up and down, rubbing the shaft of your dick while the tip of your dick comes in and out, between them
>She slightly open her mouth and licks the tip every time it slides between her large breasts
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>>3195982
Wasn't Peach buying dragon dildos?
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>>3196021
I have no idea who you are, which skype? I only really check my gaming one lately.
You know which that is?
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>>3196036
Wouldn't surprise me, do they do a mushroom one?
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>>3196039
Nope. Guess steam is the better option unless you changed accounts.
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>>3196053
They provided two links and asked which one they should buy. I'd rather headbutt a brick wall then click those things
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>>3196036
And I bet he still calls himself straight :^)
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>>3196066
Have I had you added on steam before? Or do you just remember it from when Piece linked it?
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>>3196080
There is nothing homosexual about pretending to be a girl and ranting about how much you like the taste of smelly unwashed anon cock.
>>
People who have had their pictures posted on the thread should waive all right to post anime girls. It destroys the illusion and just looks creepy when fat neckbeards pretend to be all teehee
This is coming from an anon who has fucked some of these many times
>>
>>3196033
Wow~ they’re so soft~
>He jerks a bit every time she likes the top of his cock.
D-damn you’re good.
>His breath becomes shorts and quick, panting in rhythm with her stroking.
>>
>people responding to Nue
>>
>>3196100
this but unironically
>>
>>3196082
The latter.
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>>3196105
>it's a "Anon cannot seperate IC and OOC" episode
Nigga I don't give a fuck if you're ugly, I'm not fapping to you, I'm fapping to the character you play.
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>>3196120
Ok that's really wierd, why would you want to add me?
>>
>wanting to fuck the bald bearded man
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>>3196105
>It destroys the illusion

Hint: Every single ava here is a male and most likely overweight.
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>>3196130
>Waaaah its okay they're cute online that's what matters
You are the reason the other generals laugh at us
>>
>>3196135
Just to casually talk from time to time if that's alright with you.
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>>3196146
>caring what other communities think about us
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>>3196001
That place is too much for even a shitposter of that level?
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>>3196111
>Without a word she opens her mouth and traps the shape of your crown between her lips as she starts swirling her tongue on the center of your dick, looking at the faces you make while she keeps rubbing the shaft of your cock between her breasts with her bra on
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>>3196157
>caring.

>>3196157
Really not someone worth talking to senpai unless you're out to laugh at somebody at rock bottom.
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>>3196143
Yes and no.
>>
If DMG came back would she/he still get the action she/he used to?
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>>3196146
>They're cute online that's all that matters
Yeah, basically.
That's just roleplay 101, keep IC stuff IC and OOC stuff OOC.
When I watch a porn scene I don't care if the director is and ugly fuck because all that matters in that case is that he's good at his job.
>>
>>3196204
How strong is your suspension of disbelief?
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>>3196204
>she
After seeing that picture are you really delusional enough to call it a she
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>>3196208
That's..
A pretty good analogy.
Holy shit that's a good analogy.
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>>3196204
I don't care, I just really don't want that picture to be posted, it's just gross and so many things are wrong with it
>>
>>3196208
Porn is a shitty, overused analogy
That is actual sex happening between real human beings that has no personal input to you
Erp is something that has a personal connection between you and the partner. Unlike porn, you are actively involved.
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>>3196175
Whatever I'll still add you later as for now I'm heading to bed.
Night, Nue.
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>>3196228
Always makes me think of this pic, too.
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>>3196174
>Surprised by the pleasure, he he almost freezes up, staring straight ahead. Still panting. Trying to hold back his moans.
A~ah, Mhm~~
>By instinct, he places his hands behind her head. At first he tried to hold his mouth closed, Clenching his teeth together. But soon he could hold hit, gasping loudly letting tongue out a bit.
>>
>tfw apparently so plain looking no one gives a shit that my pic was posted in these threads
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>>3196249
Okay but the thing I'm interacting with is the persona or character that person is playing, not the person themselves.
I don't care if you're Danny Devito in real life, if you can write a good scene I don't give a fuck.
Why're you so hung up on people's real identities on an anonymous image board?
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>>3196304
Just be grateful you're not a hairy, balding manbeast.
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>>3196256
>She closes her eyes and she starts sucking the tip of your dick, sinking her cheeks in each slurp while she doesn't stop moving her tongue on the center and her breasts keep squeezing and rubbing the shaft of your cock
>>
>tfw nue is Annie on the discord
>and they still won't fuck me
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>>3196228
>>3196254
>there are people who think he wasn't taking the piss with that image
You can see the fucking smirk, come on guys.
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>>3196306
i always interpret anyone caring this much about that to be secretly hoping this will finally get them laid irl
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>>3196321
It's really mean to try and blackmail somebody into doing stuff with you by saying stuff about them that'd get them banned if true.
Also
it ain't me starts playing.
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Hi ERP
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>>3196355
Cory ava when?
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hi!
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Ohio!
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ERP should have a prom , like HG

Discuss
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>>3196374
Pairings/ships promote drama.
HG has stupid ideas, don't steal them.
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>>3196315
You’re too d~damn good. I’m gonna!!
>He tenses up before exploding in her mouth, filling it with his cum.
>All he could do during his orgasm was to desperately pant staring at at her.
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>>3196374
As a thread theme, sure.
Anything else would invite more faggotry and circle jerking than we already have.
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>>3196349
It's okay, I think I have an idea of who it is.
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>>3196374
Hey that's pretty fucking dumb
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>>3196370
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>>3196385
>>3196387
>>3196400
I think it would be pretty neat

Drama is the one thing that keeps this place alive
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>>3196386
>She feels how your cock explodes in her mouth, shooting your delicious sperm inside her, filling her cheeks as she tries to swallow everything, some cum drips between her lips and she keeps your dick completely buried on her breasts, moving her tongue on the tip while you keep cumming until you shot the last spurt
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>>3196306
Let me put it this way:

Porn = Zero user interaction with a human being. What is happening has already happened, or is happening between two actual human beings.

Porn games = Zero user interaction with a human being. You may use controls but you are only following user input, and are not personally involved.

Erotica = Zero user interaction with a human being. You are merely masturbating to something that someone has written in the past.

ERP = You, pretending to be a cute anime girl and putting time and effort in, describing often in great length what you (personal interaction) are doing to another fat and bearded man pretending to be a cute anime girl. There is a clear user interaction between you and the recipient, and you are both mutually masturbating to this "textfucking".

There is a clear difference.
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>>3196416
Kill yourself.
ERP is the point of this thread, not pointless circlejerking over middle school tier drama.
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>>3196435
If you can't handle that fact, then why are you here?
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>>3196446
They say HG is about the games but we all know they just come back for the drama
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>>3196374
https://youtu.be/P4QS2uRwaVY
You want to go with me to the dance?

I know you love
chocolate and ice cream.
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>>3196474
No offense but I think touhous are the purest form of cancer to be ever created
So no
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>>3196456
Because you queers keep sending shitters to us on HG.
See this person for example.

>>3196474
Proved to be a bald neckbeard, yet is still pretending to be the cute anime girl online. You people should be disgusted at that, not encouraging it.
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>>3196423
I- I don’t know if I can keep going…
>He Takes her head and pushes it down on his cock.
Or maybe I can… if you’re good enough~
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>>3196490
>>3196496

Yee
I just wanted to post the song, eat shit.
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>>3196490
What the fuck is a touhou?
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>>3196435
But it doesn't matter at all who that person is outside the context of the ERP, it's a black box. Just because there's interaction doesn't mean you can't seperate fiction and reality anymore.
If I go to a gloryhole I don't give a fuck who is on the other side as long as they give goid head because I'm not looking at them anyway. In a similar fashion I don't care if Anime Tiddie the ava is a middle aged balding woman with 43 chins, so long as she knows how to write quality smut.
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>>3196508
First day on the internet?
Go google Touhou Project.
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>>3196496
I mean, as long as everyone's having fun, who gives a shit? take a chill pill, my pal.
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>>3196496
>>3196504
Ew
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>>3196508
Nue is a character from the Touhou project

>>3196504
>be Nue
>activate damage control protocols
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>>3196496
If you're so hung up about real identities why do you spend your time on an anonymous image board? Wouldn't you feel more comfortable on Facebook?
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>>3196511
Same, but I really wish people would at least let me have the fantasy instead of revealing information like that.
I don't know about you, but I don't get off to knowing a fat hermaphrodite neckbeard is on the other side.
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Some dead hours drama?
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>>3196554
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAa

GTFO NIGGER
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>>3196554
You could say she got
.
.
.
Dominated
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>>3196554
Dammit, use your dark theme, Kuki.
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>>3194850
Oh, someone beat me to it.
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>>3196517
>Fuckin saved
Thanks, friendo
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>>3196545
Neither do I but I don't get my panties in a twist over it since I know how to seperate fiction from reality.
And if the simple act of someone posting a bald guy in a thread instantly takes you out of the mood then you need some thicker dick skin my friend.
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>>3196554
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>>3196497
Hmmm!
>She feels how you push her head down his cock, feeling a good amount of your sperm between her cheeks she tries to push back her head but she doesn't stop moving her tongue around your dick and rubbing your shaft with her soft breasts, feeling how your dick twitches between them
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>>3196599
K-Kamina?
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>>3196609
Plot twist: HG Kamina came to ERP to Ava as Yoko, the one woman he could never get
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>>3196385
Just like everything else we do here.
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>>3196619
If that was the case he would be ERPing as Ruby Gloom you fucking mongaloid
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>>3196619
>mfw
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>>3196629
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>>3196599
Morrigan over here giving me morning wood like no other.

>Hnng
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>>3196629
Kekt
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>You will never rip open Zero suit Samus' suit and ravage her ass
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>>3196680
Get fucked , I do that every friday
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>>3196599
>He thrust his his between her breast into her mouth. Slowly speeding up.
Common, you can do better than that.
>Feeling the pleasure boulding up again, he prepared himself for another orgasm.
Tell me, do you want me to cum in your mouth or on your face? Or perhaps you want me to cum somewhere else~
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>>3196680
She has a terrible poker face.
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>>3196708
I'd like to poke 'er face.
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>>3196708
Thatsthejoke.jpg
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>>3196691
>She starts sucking again, pumping long and intense suctions as you rub your dick between her breasts and between her lips, she looks at you and winks and loud sounds escape between her lips

>>3196650
<3
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>>3196720
Any chance you could finish what you started over here?~
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>>3196720
>The assault of pleasure form her sucking and breast rubbing against his dick and the pleasure form the vibrations of her voice, pushing him over the edge.
>He filled her mouth with his seed once more. He thrusted desperately into her mouth, trying to get as much of it in there.
T~that’s all I can do. Damn, you really are the best~
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>kurisu hasnt posted once
Did she finally kill herself?
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>>3196813
Why would you assume that?
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>>3196813
Who cares
>>
>no one would want to take you to prom anyway
;_;
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>>3196813
We can only hope.
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>>3196214
By that logic we shouldn't be referring to any avas as she.
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>>3196813
She didn't. Probably just busy. I hope.
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>>3196831
This.
Just enjoy the autist not being here.
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>>3196833
I would take you, Anon, provided you were a multi-millionaire woman with good looks and a dull future.
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>>3196833
Ew
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>>3196844
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>>3196474
I want to go to prom with nue.
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>>3196870
I'd fuck Nue rotten on the daily if they weren't played by Nuefag.
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>>3196813
>she
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>>3196865
I am not underaged!
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>>3196908
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>>3196908
What a relief.
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>>3196918
>that pic
>that filename
We got us an oldfag on our hands.
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I was sent here to equal out the cancer on both sides.

Welcome, I'm here to enhance your shitposting experience, watch your dicks go soft at the click of my mouse.
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>>3196918
Hmmm?
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>>3196934
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>>3196934
I'm an omni fetishist so that's pretty much impossible
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>>3196934
We already have too much cancer. Go home.
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>>3196944
>>3196950
>>3196954
>replying to it
You're that bored? Even it's own community barely feeds it.
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>>3196908
The only way you can save Kurisu is by admitting that you are!
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>>3196944
>>3196950
>>3196954
k bye.
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>>3196934
Are you an archaeologist? Because I have a large bone I want you to inspect.
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>>3196958
But I am not.
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>>3196957
>>3196960
See? You solve problems with words, dear Anon.
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>>3196960
Baby if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the D in U.
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>>3196973
Then Kurisu is kill
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>>3196988
Oh no >\\\<
But I am not going to lie ..
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>>3196988
Maybe Kurisu realized what a cancer they were after someone doxed a better ava for playing lewd kurisu
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>you will never fuck Hoshi
Goddamn it.
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>>3196983
If your gonna be here nue atleast post more feets.
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>>3197014
Says you.
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>>3197006
>someone doxed a better ava for playing lewd kurisu
This never happened.
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>>3197018
wierdo.
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>>3197014
>Wanting to fuck hoshi

It's all about getting the Clown.
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>>3197030
Post the one with the blood
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>>3197030
If liking 2hu feet is weird I don't want to be normal.
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>>3197053
I'd think normalcy is the least of your worries, anon.
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>>3197046
Do you mean this one? I don't have many with blood.
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>>3197028
Everyone in the discord knows it happend because they went there after leaving threads, if i was willing to go back to 8 am yesterday and cut screenshots i would say it but i dont want to mention who the ava is because they would probably just release the shit just for talking about it
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>>3196797
>She feels how you cum on her mouth once again, filling her cheeks once again with so much sperm that drips out of her lips, looking at you with needy eyes..

>>3196778
I would love to but I'm going to sleep right now, I'm sorry anon but I'm so happy that you got morning wood
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>>3197080
Wait, so lewd Kurisu left the threads for discord and then got doxed there? What a shithole.
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>>3197074
It was the webm?
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>>3197119
Ooooh.
I don't have that one saved, that was the other not-shark Nue.
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>>3197100
>I'm happy you got morning wood
AKA
>I'm happy I made you suffer
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>>3197109
No, Lewd Kurisu was actually a normal avatar who had a small following but did it because they thought it was a waste, then they got doxxed then the shit happend the other night and they decided to just leave threads
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>>3197140
And that's why people avoid Kenny now
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>>3197134
Fug
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>>3197148
What a shame. I liked Kenny too. Oh well.
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>>3197164
Well Kenny does seem like the kind of faggot to dox someone
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>>3197135
I'm not gonna lie, I love teasing but I dont like to see you suffer anon, I'm sorry

I hope at least you can forgive me
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>>3197100
You really want me to keep going?
Oh, how can I say no to that face…
Tell me, where do you want me this time?
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>>3197148
Not really but they should.
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>>3197164
>I liked Kenny
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So someone said i should say hi in here so i wi...
>>3197179
>
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Hello again!
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hi thread!
>goes to take a nap
bye thread!
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>>3197237
If you here to kill, your too late because were all dead here.
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>>3197262
>Dat grammar
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>>3197262
I made an oath for myself, I'll only kill in the arena or when I forget, besides papercrafts are waiting to be made.
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>>3197262
>>3197268
>lupin
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>>3197100
>>3197194
(I have to go and do stuff. cya.)
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>>3197288
What? Am I a shitpost now?Iim just lurking but thats kind of charming~
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>>3197308
Congrats.
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>>3197314
Maybe one day you can aspire to simply have your name illicit thoughts of cringe... Speaking of Listanon were does Diego fall on the list of cringy male avatars?
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>>3197288
This is like the 3rd or 4th time someone has thought I am an ava.
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>>3197222
Oh.. h-hello I was emm..... talking to someone
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geez, this place is really dead, wonder why, it is the afternoon.
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>>3197348
Hello Yoko... Who were you talking with exactly?
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>>3197336
The very bottom.
I will conquer cringe and make it my own, acquiring a mass following of Anons and overtaking these threads in time with my good looks and charm.
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>>3197340
Get used to it. Avafags obsess over who is posting anonymously on an anonymous imageboard and leap at the chance to broadcast their theories.
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>>3197376
These hours are shitpost hours.
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>>3197425
Maybe now, but they didn't use to be that few months ago unless you're a newfag.
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>>3197418
Hi Nue
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>>3197387
Oh look its the bottom feeder trying who tried to steal another man's woman. How's it going, scum?
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>>3197376
Everyone's studying for finals, if they aren't a summerfag
>captcha: lolivierade
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>>3197418
That's HG, not here.
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>>3197441
Different anon, but Nue absolutely loves revealing every ava. He lives for it
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>>3197435
I never said anything about a few months ago turbocuck
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>>3197456
Their community members drag their bad habits around with them like badges of honor.
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>>3197387
A friend.. yes! a friend.... we were talking about life and stuff, its all right...
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>>3197387
>>3197475
She was having sex with someone she's never met before.
Your friend is a whore and I'm planning on having her suck my dick tonight.
Any questions?
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>>3197496
Just one. wch 2hu wud ufq?
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>>3197500
The one that makes tanks, whichever one that is.
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>>3197500
Cirno.
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>>3197442
Um, i think you got the wrong guy...
>>3197475
Oh i see, well carry on the-
>>3197496
SHE WHAT?
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>>3197515
You heard me.
She's easy, too.
Take your turn while you can.
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>>3197529
Uh... I'm not sure what to say. I'm only here because someone said i should say hi.
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>>3197564
Have you ever eaten one of those chips, and people say, "you can't have just one!"
This is a similar situation.
You can't just visit.
If you enter, you have to try the wares.
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>>3197564
He's obviously lying, I was talking with a friend, just a chill talk about life and stuff, you can leave with your mind on peace
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>>3197583
Wryyyyyyy.
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>>3197581
>Have you ever eaten one of those chips, and people say, "you can't have just one!"
>This is a similar situation.
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>>3197581
Well that is not how i roll!
>>3197583
Yes yes, i understand. See ya Yoko. And have fun with whatever it is you're doing.
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>>3197623
Are you questioning the mighty Dio's analogies?
>>
penis
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>>3197667
In vagina
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>>3197623
Go to bed drakeposter.
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>>3197688
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>>3197688
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>>3197746
That's the smell of purity.
>>
Repeating digits
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>>3197785
Totally not rad, Gum
Mine are though
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>>3197511
You've been a bad boy anon.
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>>3197769
Goddamn canadians.
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>>3197803
I want to roleswitch Cirno and prove just how much of a bad dom she is!
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Check these for me would you, darlin'? I can't move.
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>>3197785
Your check isn't even worth the 1s and 0s it used to make happen.
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We need a new thread to revive this shithole.
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>>3197822
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New bread
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>>3197899
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Well, that's awkward.
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