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This show is fucking fetish fuel.

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Good night /sug/, love you.

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>>3192181
I want to suck Pearl's cock
Mild homo

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>>3192207
Fanart can do crazy things to a man.

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>>3192220
There's nothing gay about sucking a girl's cute penis.

>>3192220
>mild homo
What have I just walked into?

add to next OP ffs https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ

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Another day, another thread...

would you give one of your friends a handy? you know. nothing sexual, just stress relief.

>>3192334
I have no friends.

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>>3192334
If she's a girl.

>>3192298
I wonder what she had for lunch ay?

>>3192343
i could be your friend

>>3192362
Mexican food

>>3192350
that's weird anon

>>3192343
Well shit

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>>3192334
Yes, of course.
Especially if that friend had a hard day in the salt mines.

>>3192343
You have plenty of friends anon, you just too autistic to realize

>>3192401
You sound like the best kind of friend a person could have

>>3192401
i wish we were friends anon

>>3192334
You ask this every thread. Are you trying to make a meme or are you facing an actual dilemma with your stressed out friend and want our input?

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good night faggots

I like you, Indexer. I wanted to take you on a date.

>>3192334
>A mere handy
I'd suck out all that sweet jizzy goodness, until my friend is as dry as a hot summer sidewalk in the middle of the dessert

>>3192442
That's just the meta shitposting.

>>3192365
I kind of don't have any friends because I don't want any friends, but thanks for the offer.

>>3192450
W-wew. Now that's dedication

>>3192458
>replies

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>>3192442
He's refering to a discussion from several months ago where a couple anons talked about giving their friends casual footjobs or handys.
I'm surprised anyone remembers it.
>>3192448
I haven't seen him in a while, maybe he finally died.

>>3192334
I think I would be too temped to suck em off than to give em a handjob anon, just thinking about it already gots me aroused

>>3192450
too homo. we're talking about helping some friend to relax, nothing sexual about that.

>>3192474
>finally died
Kek, nice meme, if only

>>3192493
Hey, try and calm that down

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>>3192506
Let's find out.

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>>3192334
can I wear gloves?

>>3192474
casual footjobs would be amazing. I'd be happy even just kissing and licking some cute feet

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>>3192209

>>3192442
>implying i wouldn't do it irl

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>>3192530
kek

>>3192504
Nothing sexual anon, just swirling my tongue around my friends cock head awhile, maybe some deep throat, and when they finally cum, start slurping up all the milky drink they have built up,
yeah, totally not sexual anon

>>3192535
no. why?

>>3192558
N-nope

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>>3192538
Yes, I wouldn't mind a casualy sexual relationship with a female friend.
It's hard to do oral action while doing anything else though. I'd probably stick to hand and foot stuff.

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>>3192568
What if they dont wash their dick?

>>3192521
yeah ok, after I thought about Lapis raping Greg while Steven gets raped by Greg and their is Ronaldo filming the whole thing, and Lars is Laughing, my arousal has pretty much gone away

>>3192558
caress your hair while you do your thing and friendly kiss after?
absolutely non sexual

>>3192594
w-w-wot?
>confused subtle kekking

This thread on /b/ when?

>>3192590
That is what mouths are for, efficient cleaning

>>3192590
W-who wouldn't.... Why...

>>3192626
>/b/
>Already in /trash/
Why you wanna leave niggu?

>>3192594
That's.... quite the thought there
>kek

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>>3192632
I'm not putting dirty dicks in my mouth

>>3192635
Oh man, I;ve had a lot of awful surprises...

>>3192583
the only thing that would make me doubt about a male giving me a footjob is that guys usually don't take care of their feet

>>3192639
What is bait?

>>3192639
Fuck it, I'll bite, just to satisfy you sexual needs anon, I'll t8 the b8

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>>3192438
Me too.
All my friends have gone.

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>>3192653
>>3192660

>>3192649
>awful surprises
I see

>>3192652
>guys don't take care of feet
Who doesn't clean their feet? It is a necessity

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>>3192652
If I had a girl that would let me put my feet in and around her stuff, I would definitely take better care of them.
I mean, I'm a sub myself, but something like putting my foot in her crotch while she sits across from me at dinner.

>>3192670
You mean you have finally woken up inside and realized you have never had a single friend in your entire life?
>tfw my life

>>3192642

I don't... not really, I just wanna have a laugh with their reactions towards /sug/.

>>3192685
what i meant is that most guys don't care about their feet looking pretty

>>3192707
Oh ok, makes sense, well in that case, please hold

>>3192670
Anon no.
I wasn't expecting to feel this feel tonight

>>3192703

Same here. Shallow relationships fits me well though. I'm kind of a loner.

>>3192723

Alright.

>>3192723
>>3192757
Here we are
>>>/mlp/27523427

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>>3192703
No, not quite.
I woke up inside and realized that I drove away everyone who tried to be my friend by being a callous, self-centered asshole.
I'm not like that anymore, but it's too late. Everyone who cared about me, tried to reach out to me, is gone. Moved on, moved away. I was a terrible friend, a terrible person.
All my fault.

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>>3192790
Make new friends then. Onward and upward, as they say,

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>>3192790
I know that feel, anon.

>>3192790
If your "friends" abandoned you as easily as that, fuck em, if I were your "real" friend, I would stik wit you till the grave

>>3192790
Feels like you could use a bear hug my friend

>>3192781

And we're in.

>>27524193

>>3192831

FUCK

>>>/mlp/27524193

>>3192790
I'd be with you until the day of my death anon. i never demonstrate it, but that's what I do about my friends

Who the fuck did this!?!>>>/mlp/27524193
>ABSOLUTE KEK

>>3192851
> i never demonstrate it

Then what's the point. We are our actions anon, and only your deeds will be remembered.

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gunite sug

>>3192874
>lapis
it's shit

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>>3192844
Link any noteworthy posts, because I'm sure as fuck not going there.

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>>3185755

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>gets posted on /co/ /sug/
>"too lewd for /co/"
>janitors delete it

>>3192932
Insexer pls fuck me

>>3192932
ily and want to take you on a date

>>3192873
i can't deal with serious emotions. I'm immature. I'm barely a functional adult. all i can do do is be there

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>>3192944
Hot.

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>>3192961
Fucking fight me.

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>>3192798
>>3192803
>>3192810
>>3192819
>>3192851
Thank you friends.
You are more real than any flesh people.

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>>3192984
I'm a flesh person but I know how it feels so I'm always there for anyone who needs it.

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>>3192984
Here's the bear hug.

And for anyone else who wants it too

>>3192944
the threshold fluctuates wildly depending on who's manning the deck, sometimes risky cheesecake is allowed, some others even a clothed ass gets erased

>>3192944
obviously, It's aval0nX, /co/ mods hate him cause he draws pedo smut

>>3192944
Yeah mods are weird on what nudity is okay, if you spoil it it should be fine, since there's only implications in that picture.

Nice work btw aval0n.

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>>3187317

>>3192944

>no nipples
>too lewd for /co/ janitors

>>3193029
not aval0n he was in the /co/ thread though

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>>3192962
Then it's time you learn how to deal. Stand and fight anon, only then will you grow.

You can't just leave people to suffer against the evil strong because YOU don't know how to cope.

>>3192924

Oh, come oon already. It'll be fun.

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>>3193062
Nah.

>>3193035
New janitors just got "hired" so they're probably cracking down really hard on everything, they'll relax once they've established themselves and stop being anal about stuff.

>>3193057
I'm on my 20s and I'm emotionally depending of a kids cartoon, is too late anon

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>>3191115

Ronaldo almost ruined a long time friendship because I sympathized with him in the episode where he wants to sacrifice Larz and agreed with his mindset

>>3193151
You're psychotic.

>>3193136
>tfw only 19
I have one more year to get myself in order.
One more year.

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>>3193179
You're already here, it's too late.

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>>3193151
what

>>3193175
Eh, I got over defending it, and it's been so long since I've seen the episode I forgot the fine details

But, spooky monsters controls house, kills Sadie, asks specifically for larz, why wouldn't you attempt to save the kid and yourself?

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>>3193136
>>3193179
It is never too late. You can always change and grow into better people, into who you want to be.

Do not count yourselves out just yet, you can rise above your circumstances

>>3193199
at least I'm not a NEET though

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>>3193197
I'd have listened to Steven, who everyone there knew does crazy monster related things all the time.

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>>3193199
I have no ambitions or desires besides loving Pearl.
I'm already a failure because I'm resigned to my mediocre fate.

>>3193243
If you have already given up, then you have already consigned yourself to your own misery, while at the same time leaving those you call your friends to wallow in theirs alone

can we talk about something else? i don't want to get depressed

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>>3193311
What do you think each Gem's dick looks like?

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>>3193301
Then I guess I'll have to do better.
If not for myself, than for others.

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>>3193331
I believe in you, anon

>>3193325
i dunno, tentacle dicks are fun

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This qualifies as a doodle to this artist.

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>>3193325
I think Pearl has a slender cut 9 incher that curves downwards slightly.

Peridot's is a cute 3.5 inches, chubby and uncut.

Amethyst changes lengths and looks when it suits her.

Garnet has a standard cut 6 inch.

Lapis has a thick 5.5 inch uncut cock, slight upward curve.

Jasper has a 8.5 inch, veiny and
masculine, uncut.
No homo.

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>>3193375
I'm not a fan of tentacle dicks, but they won't discourage my from saving the image by themselves.
I prefer good old fashioned human dicks.
>>3193402
I wouldn't mind playing with any of these. Honestly, that Lapis sounds delicious.

>>3193402
You put quite the thought into all of that

>>3193402
an uncut little chubby one would fit amethyst too

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>>3193197
Dude, I'm a ronfag and even I can even say Ronaldo was selfish and thoughtless. I mean, it was his childhood friend, would you kill your childhood friend over a kid who barely spends with you?

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>>3193402
Thinking about it a little, don't you think Jasper would be better with a thick glans and phimosis?
That would be cute.
I would prefer none of them be cut, but that's just me. I think their foreskins would be fun to play with.

>>3193325
Peridot's dick looks like a N64 thumbstick.

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>>3193513
Where's her D-pad?

>>3193513
Will it give me carpal tunnel?
I already have enough bad memories of rotating....

>>3193513
>short
>wide head
>foreskin crumples up at the tip even when erect

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>tfw fetish for small dicks
Why can't Peridot be real

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>>3193570
Try to find a man with low self esteem or a really expensive car, he's probably got one.
Or some pre-op transexuals have smaller ones because of the hormones, depending on how early they started.

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>Look up Stronger Than You on youtube
>There's an Undertale version that has nearly five times as many views as the original
Daymn son

>>3193570
>implying any gems have dicks
Stop this shitty meme.

>>3193449
Childhood friend that shit all over your dreams and crushed that friendship, but regardless.

It was a simple case of "oh shit what's going on spooky shit the girl I was crushing on died the kid is scared and all it wants is larz to calm its shit"

Everyone forgets that in the moment of it all, you don't exactly have calm reasoning, especially someone like Ronaldo

>>3193625
There's like a dozen undertale versions.

>>3193628
>Implying gems couldn't have dicks
If Amy can turn into a car I'm pretty sure Peridot could turn into a dick

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>>3193625
I bet an MLP parody would have five times that.

>>3193641
None of them would want one.

>>3193641
.....ahem
>inb4 dickhead joke

>>3193662
Prove it.

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>>3193402
Those sound real nice anon, thanks for thinking of them, I know I will tonight.

people that get mad when people sexualize steven just makes me want to sexualize him out of spite

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>>3193662
Rose clearly did

>>3193729
Good morning, Woskis.

>>3193633
Nobody gets mad, we laugh that anyone would want to sexualize a fat little jewish boy.

>>3193723
Oh my.

>>3193743
sorry but who?

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Lady of the ocean
Causing a commotion
Surely isn't safe to bottle up these bad emotions

>>3193780
Fuck off

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Did you know that Lapis sends Steven wet dreams every night?

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>It's a Lapis dump episode

>>3193860
The weird tentacle dicked spotted dog-human porn has grown on me

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>>3193876
She can't do that, she doesn't have dream powers.
Steven could send her wet dreams though, I guess. I don't think he would though.

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>>3193881
>mfw no Pearl dump episode in days
/sug/ writers are shit, I'm tired of these filler episodes and the shitty spinoff show "/co/:/sug/"

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>>3194171
/trash/sug/ is the spinoff you chucklefuck. Are you one of those people who think SMT ripped off Persona as well?

>>3194213
I'm one of the people who thinks tng is better than tos

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>>3194171
I gave you one just yesterday.

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>>3194239
I require more minerals

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>>3194253
I don't think I have any more new Pearls, but I can look.

>>3194269
Donkey mine froind

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I don't have any new ones.
Have this, I'm going to bed.

>>3194299
Goodnight guy
Have wet dreams

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Post good fanfusions.

>>3194823
You first

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>>3194823

>>3194823
>fanfusions
>good
No

Next episode when

>>3194968
Next week if we're lucky. Probably going to be Steven Floats though.

>>3194968
Within six months.

>>3195040
But Summer of Steven tho

Literally SS

>>3195031

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>>3195031
Be

>>3195064
why use a difference color?

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>>3194823

>>3195048
Yeah, WITHIN six months.

>>3192350
*bob

>>3194827
>>3194841
What's so bad about the one I posted? They're pretty cute.

Stevidot now

>>3195242

Some people will never be pleased with OC, because they are taken with the delusion that all OC is bad.

>>3195242
Fanfusions are just terrible, they are like sonic OC characters
Fucking hate them

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>>3195270
I miss cute Stevidot.

>>3195350
I appreciate balanced and well thought out OCs, which are rare. The type of OC that reaches out to the audience, and is not a projection of the creator's fetishes.

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>>3195270
>A girl will never long for you this way.
>tfw you're fat, not husky.

>>3195507

At least you're not like me.

I am losing weight from working out, but I am still chubby looking so you can't really see much of my progress unless I flex.

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>>3195528
I'm built in my arms from work, and have wide shoulders. But I have a paunch belly.

>>3195562
I'm skinnier everywhere but that's it. The layer of fat over my muscles is still there which is annoying.

One day, I will be a professional forest hunk.

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>>3192229

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>>3195598
We're all gonna make it bruh.

>>3192465
>not feeding the meta.

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Requesting an SU version of this comic.

Connie as the girl with Chad.
Peridot as Hotdog.
Pearl as Hotbird.

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>>3195270

>>3195755
don't do that to the poil

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>>3195755

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>>3195760
Okay.

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>>3195811

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Reminder that Greg is always a bottom

>>3195859
cute

as

fuck

>>3194299
nnnnnNNNNNNNFF
THOSE PADDLES

>>3195900
are you a girl?

>>3195924
no
i just appreciate cute shit
im a faggot

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>>3195859

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Love you /sug/
We are at the mid point of the work week, and I hope you have all been having an all right time at work. I now it isn't something all of us enjoy doing.
I hope with all this hot weather you are taking care of yourselves.

>>3196152
Fuck you.

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>>3196073
man

>>3196152
Love you anon

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>>3196232

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>>3196345
Wow, I've never seen this complete.

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>>3196565

>>3196565
>>3196579
Fuck off para2fags

So what happens if a gem/human impregnates a female human?

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>>3196605

>>3196616
>Cloud Connie
That reminds me, Steven basically has a holodeck for any sexual things he wants to try with anyone, gem or human. And no one will ever know

Remember to check yourself once a month for prostate and breast cancer /sug/

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>>3196152
I love that you're not posting on /co/, it feels special

>>3196649

Would Rose's room allow that, though?

Also, it can only show him things he knows, right?

>>3196649
Rose probably did the same thing, Steven might stumble upon some of her old sexual fantasies.

>>3196690

So he'll find out that she secretly fantasized that Pearl would go dom on her one day?

>>3196696
Oh yes. And he'll enjoy it.

>>3196685
Yeah so he summons a cloud garnet and make her do all hat sex stuff he saw in his dads magazines. Or he gets Pearl to get on her knees and open her mouth, and just face fucks her while saying how she was the one that was wrong about the argument they had had earlier that day

>>3196696
>In the secret of the Roses room Steven gets a fetish for doming and commanding a submissive Pearl

>>3196722
Then he can't look Pearl in the eyes anymore without starting to get a boner due to all the times he facefucked her clone.

>>3196722
.Pearl is yelling at Steven
>All he can think about is how hard is is going to fuck cloud Pearl latter as retrebution

>>3196722
What about doming Peridot and Lapis?

>>3196914
He could dom the real Lapis anytime he wants though.

>>3196914
Nah, it would be Lapis happily doing whatever Steven wanted with a smile on her face. And him teaching Peridot "Adult human" things.
He'd have different types of fantasies for everyone

>>3196920
>>3196923
True

>>3196923
What would he do with Garnet, Amy and Jasper?

>>3196951
Garnet would be a sub, but not a pitifully one like Pearl. More like /ss/ with the Women letting the kid explore her sexually. Amy would just be regular fucking. And Jasper would doming, riding his dick until he is drained and she is satisfied

>>3196977

Where does she get the sub from? Ruby or Sapphire?

>>3197045
Sapphire, Ruby is way too prone to anger to be a good sub.

>>3197073

They make the best switches, though!

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>>3196977
Quality thread bros.

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>>3197166

Fuck of Perigoblin. I have to go to the grocery store so I can't have sex right now anyway.

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>>3197187

Speaking of going out, send writefag requests for me to do when I get back from the store.

Preferably involving Sapphire.

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>>3197201
A mission requires everyone of the gems except for Peridot and someone has to keep an eye on her so Garnet unfuses to make sure there's no trouble while the rest of the team is away.

>>3197169
Steven with a nailgun.

>>3197201
Steven confesses to Garnet about having lewd thoughts about Ruby

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>>3197295

>>3197479
Thanks!

>>3197169
Pearl in a SS uniform

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>>3197551
pearl is always ready for SS

>>3197169

Lapis getting spanked by Priyanka.

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>>3197169
Sapphire in pic related pose?

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>>3193860

do you think drowning in the ocean or in a river would be better?

>>3197962

Jumping from high enough that I break my bones in the fall and die of shock or impact injuries rather than slow drowning would be best.

Ocean current would almost certainly drown you faster.

>>3197962
If you're at sea I always figure you could just ingest saltwater until you're insane then let yourself succumb. But that might not be fun.

>>3197983
>>3197970
i've always wanted to experience the full grasp of a pebble beach's undertow

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delusional jasperfags ahead

>>3197297

http://pastebin.com/reUWiSWF

>>3197962
If you're giving me a wider array of choices I'd say a swimming pool or something

Wouldn't say I have a phobia per say but swimming without being able to see under me is definitely not among my fav things, let alone ending my life slowly drifting into the darkness below

Like suffocating is one thing, sinking is another

>>3198112
thats cute

>>3197962
River. That way you don't have to be scurred of the ocean's depths and you get to be found by some poor faggot later.

>>3198112
OR here, that was really adorable, thanks anon.

is me or /co/ feels stupider than usual?

>>3198298

Both are poor methods for suicide if you have life insurance, since the water typically slows identification.

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>>3198333
The outside of /sug/ shitposting and /sug/'s normal antics ARE getting annoying when they are combined for this long.

>>3198333
It's just race talks again, wait and it'll all go away.

>>3198280
guess they finished boarding season 5 and she knows she can't get fired for work she already finished
i hate zuke

>>3198361
Season 3 (4/5) has been near completion for a long time now so this actually makes sense.

>>3198330

No problem. Glad to help.

>>3198361
soon she'll dump all the SU porn she has drawn

>>3198333
It's just people arguing about niggers and white trash and being faggots in general.
Happens every once in a while.

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>>3198361
reminder that Zuke the gook dook is a fat dyke

>>3198333
School's ending anon

>>3198435
can peridot feel stuff thru her enhancers?

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>>3198539
Yes

On a side note, remember all the sounding fetish fics when Peridot was first revealed. That was interesting.

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I have questions.

>Where can I buy lappy eggs?

>What do I do with lappy eggs?

>What do the lappy eggs hatch into?

>>3198618
lappy eggs are just poop anon. lappy doesn't actually lay eggs

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"Steven Floats" or "Cat Fingers"?

>>3198618
>You don't

>Crush them before it's too late

>Malachites; they're Jasper and Lapis' rape babies

>>3198684
cat fingers

>>3198650
>she tricks you and tells you to care for them dearly, keep them warm, give them love and attention
>it's just her poo

That trickster.

>>3198684
The gems would look grotesque if they were real

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>>3198361
>being this jealous of an overweight depressed lesbian
I can't imagine how shit your life must be.

>>3198712
nah

>>3198589
this show is pure fetish fuel

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>>3198712
They'd look however they wanted.

>>3198863
>>3198871
I wanna marry this gem

>>3198684
Steven Floats, definitely.

Though it has a couple logical flaws, like why Steven didn't just ask one of the Gems to get the doughnut for him and take it with them when they jump up to him, or why they didn't just grab Steven instead of playing checkers and forcibly bring him down.