/gug/ - Greg Universe General
Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg [Embed] [Embed]
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s [Embed] [Embed]
https://youtu.be/nqniSO8kxFo [Embed] [Embed]
https://youtu.be/teWw7UQ-0F4 [Embed] [Embed]
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI [Embed] [Embed]
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5Pmg28CGvo [Embed] [Embed]
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
what the fuck is this.
well you werent lying.
>>318251
>/gug/ - Greg Universe General
>[embed] [embed]
you made it worse op. good job
This is a good edition.
>>318261
>>318275
>>318321
I think you mean to say best edition.
>>318355
You forgot to name it "existence is suffering for just a pearl" edition.
The stings still there tho so thanks for that.
How does Greg deal with this?
>>318391
why is steven such a cute motherfucker?
>>318391
Steven's fucking dead, nobody messes with the van.
>>318391
that boy ain't right
>>318458
I wish I had the latest dumb wrestling game so I could make the gems fight each other. Sort of like those VGCW matches.
Rose quartz fought even for people like us.
>>318530
>>318251
>Greg as Carl
Tonight!
>>318530
that pic is unsettling
>>318530
That's a good one right there.
This thread is getting absolutely toxic for a pearl though next we'll jasper fags flooding in and muscle girling us to death
>>318564
fuck pearl
>>318542
What did I just say!!!!
>>318542
>>314493
>>318564
Pearl's shit.
>>318543
You care explaining just what happened to my frickin' van!?
>>314566
>>318587
Kill yourself please.
>>318251
Excellent thread
>>316250
>>318597
not yet
>>318581
I've never been indexer'd before. I'm honored.
>>316819
>>317969
>>318145
This is just a provisional fix, don't know who made this piece of garbage
>>318622
As long as there are thumbnail posters i can't kill myself
Kill the thumbnails and i'll do it
And that's all
Have a bonus lapis
>>318613
YO GEM-MAN!, WHERE THE HELL IS MY FRIGGIN KID?
>>318636
that broken english ruins the picture
pearl sucks anyway
>>318251
>[EM FUCKING BED] [EM FUCKING BED]
>/gug/
What this fuck is this shit
>>318692
The autism trigger.
>>318692
you'r virgin eyes aren't accostumed to seeing a great thread but you'll get used to it, and you'll love it
>>318692
Greg fucking something else FYI
Greg fucked a rock.
>>318708
Worst human to be honest
>>318712
And Marty fucked an onion.
>>318662
you motherfuckers
Give Greg a face.
>>318662
Noice
>>318530
If I were a gem on Earth and Rose's Rebellion started up, I would have signed on for the Authority's military.
There's nothing wrong with that, right?
>>318588
garfield gems out please.
>>318768
that makes you a piece of shit.
copper ore shit.
>>318776
Garfield gems are here to stay.
And there's not a single damn thing you can do about it, you skank.
>>318788
Listen, if my species needs to drain a planet to its core to reproduce, then they need to scourge some planets. Better them than us.
>>318251
Can we make a /pug/ or a /jug/ next time?
No /lug/ please
>>318884
hahaha can't wait to reblog thiss!!
>>318941
I'm calling my dibs on the next /jug/
>>318941
Or keep it to /sug/ so I can find it easier in the archives you butthole
>>318813
>skank
>>>>>>>nihilist self depreaciating slut
>>318964
We can't always accomodate to your needs, Anon.
>>318976
Other people use that shit too man
>>318971
how people find this arousing is baffling
>someone advertizing a gemsona creator on tumblr
>this is the finished gemsona they show
Holy fucking shit
>>318988
>>318988
there isn't a reaction image accurate enough to portray my feeling of disgust right now
>>318988
Heres the link if someone wants to create some waifus
http://www.dolldivine.com/gemsona-maker.php
>>318988
>Can't even make a super smol gem
Fuckin' dropped
>>318988
>>319046
>>318988
>>319120
what happens if you put gem shards in your bong and smoke it
>>319137
they probably wouldn't melt, but if they did that might be how you fuse with a human
>>318988
>>319046
Tried totally random character.
I don't like shitting on people's efforts but this thing is ridiculous
>>319120
Is this supposed to be Diavolo?
>>319137
nigga that's a crack pipe
i dunno, you might get addicted to fusion or some shit like that
Y O U A R E N O T W O R T H Y A S M Y O P P O N E N T
>>319137
You'd probably get messed up dreams about their life and start displaying some of their personality traits
>>318988
>>319046
More like Waifu Maker
IT'S MY HOLE
>>319357
IT WAS MADE FOR ME
>>319357
>>319364
>>319137
Oil burners (in your pic) are only really good for freebasing, salts don't vaporize well. Even if you crushed garnets or amethysts to a microscopic degree they wouldn't vaporize.
Pearls are made out of a calcium carbonate polymorph and dissolve in acidic liquid like lemon juice or vinegar. You could inject a 'pearl' by dissolving it in an acid and running it through a wheel filter before injecting it. You technically wouldn't really be injecting the pearl itself anymore, you'd be injecting nacre.
Would you hug him?
/sug/ how can I stop procrastinating?
>>319046
I'll play with this when I get back to my computer
Who still uses flash anyhow
>>319601
fuck yeah
>>319684
Noice.
>>319663
By watching more SU.
>>319829
I got one more cute and one lewd, which one do you want?
Maybe fusions would be more accepted if they didn't go mouthing off to law enforcement and didn't chimp out whenever anything that isn't pro-fusion is brought up.
>>319866
qt plz
>>319929
Here you go senpai.
>>319911
desu Peridot was right when she called Garnet a war machine, her first solution to Steven dying was to violently shake him. Most of the problems she faces she solves with violence because it's easier than actually thinking.
>>319978
hnnngggg, thanks family
>>319137
The human version of the Together Breakfast monster.
(The paint on the scroll was made of crushed gem shards.)
>>319997
That was her final solution. Her first ones were doing the things that Steven did for their party.
I wanna sexually fuck Peridot
>>320273
fucking Peri
>Gem Dom finishes
>Pearl resolves to fuck up more on purpose so she can be subjected to more "punishments"
I don't like this resolution tbqh
>>320536
she gets better......hopefully
I sorta wanna see her in a support group now
>>318768
Good luck. The last gem that thought that got trapped in a mirror and then shoved into a lowly Pearl's hammerspace
>>319039
I got you senpai
>>319065
>smol
Fuck off back to tumblr and kill yourself faggot.
What would be the best way to edit this? I was thinking Jasper with a "so this is fusion, huh?"
>>320648
you ok anon?
>>320616
>you will never be a civilian gem living in staunch loyalist territory
>your home and the surrounding area will never be occupied by Rose's forces
>you will never out guerrilla the guerrillas
>you will never set gruesome traps to shard fusing degenerates
>you will never feed intelligence to Homeworld forces by running the lines
>you will never watch Rose's zealous but untrained and ill-disciplined troops get frustrated at Rose's extremely limiting rules of engagement
>you will never welcome back the Homeworld troops after you retake the area
>you will never recieve the Silver Diamond, the highest honor a civilian in the Authority can recieve
>>320643
dude what the fuck
onion is scary as duck
>>320678
I don't think Jasper's as chill or excited by her fusion experience.
>>320775
she angry and embarrassed
>>320775
Well more in the moment as she makes this face is the equivalent of that
>>320830
>dat height difference
unf
>>320865
Fuck you. You killed /sci/.
>>321001
I did what now
>>320830
>mfw I have this gif saved more than 5 times because the dance is so mesmerizing
I want to see Lapis be happy!
>>321219
https://fanfiction.net/s/10991289/1/The-Funkiest-of-Flows
Strong-For-You-2 when?
>>320830
Look at Lapis dancing so willingly
She's a slut
>>321216
lol I do that aswell
I have like 200+ duplicate reaction images
>>321228
>broken link
Damn.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10991289/1/The-Funkiest-of-Flows
Here's Amethyst!
>>321296
I want to rub her tummy and smooch her neck while hand holding cuddle.
Oh well, can't be helped. Have a pic I saved.
>>321296
Disgusting
Meekbot is a blessing.
Cold Tea brigade reporting in, requesting backup from the /freaks/
>>321349
/freak/ reporting in
why do you always have to pair us with you?
>>321362
Because /freaks/ have the best sweaty muscle porn that involves long, wild hair.
>>321349
What does each division do and is it linked to the gem or the waifufags attatched to the gem? Are the Perifags pilots/technicians? Is the Cold Tea Brigade Seal equivalents and the /freaks/ shock troopers/Rangers?
>>321379
HOT MAMA
>>321393
it's linked to waifufags of the gem/ Cold Twa Brigade are the navt seals while /freaks/ are shock troopers
Pearlfags are infantry, and Amethystfags are also infantry I guess...
>>321412
Slow down and check your posts for accidental typing mistakes before posting.
>>321436
dude who cares
>>321412
>Pearlfags are infantry
I figured as much, it was either that or POGs working the logistics. Amyfags could be demolitions/disposal considering Amethyst is a living trash compacter? Garnetfags could be light armor, and other fusions being differing classes of armored vehicles like tanks and MRAPs?
>>321452
Clearly you, if you care enough to reply.
>>321340
The thumbnail makes it look like she has a moustache.
>>321512
whatever floats your boat
I fucking hate hiatus.
>>321799
There's nothing anyone can do about it. We may as well make the best of the time.
>>321807
>And then there were five.
Five what?
Don't forget to drown the children anons.
>>321824
Five threads:
>>>/co/77721357
>>>/wsg/797582
>>308359
>>318251
>>321387
>>320739
why live?
>>321799
How long can it take to make 12 minutes of animation?
>>321857
Used up generals about to 404 don't count, and a few threads spread out on different boards is not a bad thing. Also you forgot /aco/.
>>321869
I remember someone saying somewhere (I think it was here actually) that someone on the crew had said that they had several episodes done and ready, and that the hiatus was a surprise to them, too.
>>321869
>12 minutes of animation
It's only 11 minutes, and a minute of that is reused with the OP and ED.
>>321869
I think there are some problems with the korean place they outsource their animation too.
>>321876
Six then:
>>>/aco/183900/
>Used up generals about to 404 don't count, and a few threads spread out on different boards is not a bad thing.
I'm not passing judgment. I just find it amusing.
>>321880
Yes, CN does that shit to accomodate the schedules with the bomb format.
RS and Bears already had their bombs so SU Bomb will come soon.
I really hate that format, it hurts shows that don't rely on continuity and the worst part is that CN doesn't even bother promoting it, which causes a downgrade in views
>>321904
Amusing how? It just seems standard practice. Hell, you could change the show under scrutiny from SU to MLP and end up with two orders of magnitude more threads.
>>321907
>soon
No more episodes until 2016
>>321908
>Amusing how? It just seems standard practice.
I don't really know.
Despite the hiatus and the exile, lots of people are still pretty obsessed about the show, and talking about all over 4chan.
I guess it's hard to realize how popular the show is when we're sitting at the bottom of this thread, seeing each post individually.
>>321912
dude new year is like 5 weeks away
and besides Matt said that you shouldn't take his word because he doesn't know jack shit, he's in the dark about this as much as anyone in the fandom
>>321857
The threads on other boards are natural, but I still feel like we're going crazy.
>>321934
>but I still feel like we're going crazy.
We are.
But it's not like getting upset will fix that.
>>321950
What is there that needs to be fixed?
>>321988
your face lololol
>>322002
Come on, anon, it's time for school.
>>321296
>>322008
Admit it, you laughed
>>322018
N-No.
>>322002
Get rekt anon
>>322026
Whatever, neeerrrdd
>>321349
I wasn't prepared for this fight.
>>321349
reportin' in mate
Lapis is a slut.
>Carl is Greg
Reminder
>>322104
Hello, my child. You seem to have made a bit of a mistake. I will help you. You posted "Lapis" when you clearly meant your mom.
>>322151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tt04ZSlbZ0
oh snap!
>>322151
I am my mom!
>>322173
Steven, no. Your mother wasn't a slut. Or at least, she was only a slut to us. Speaking off, I have a surprise for you...
>>322151
OOOHHH
WHERE YOU AT
WHERE YOU AT
>>322151
Holy shit.
>>322151
Yeah sorry for the mixup, let me try again
Your mom is a slut.
>>322291
ROASTED
>>322291
OH SHIIIIIT
>>322291
YFW
>YFW
YFW
>YFW
YFW
>YFW
YFW
>YFW
>>322291
That's impossible, we can't have the same mom.
Never change, /sug/.
>>322351
It just never stops.
>>322351
That's because they are both sluts
>>321918
yea ,I thought that the /co/ ban would snuff the /sug/ out but it has just dispersed it into 4chan and now maybe after the hiatus we will be stronger then ever.
>>322351
If she's even a fraction of a slut that Lapis is, anything is possible
Sky's the limit, brother
>>322378
A challenger appears!
>>322378
We're talking about anon's mother, not both of your dads.
>>322291
LIT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE
>>322382
It would have probably reduced the people checking in on 4chan, most shitposters were ready to move on speedwagonchan
It just happened at the eve of /trash/ so it's like the celestial bodies aligning perfectly and jordan performing a DESTINY DUNK on saturn's hoop
>>322409
I miss MLG dorito fanart
>>322386
>calls someone a slut
>posts the thirstiest bitch on the show
>>322382
>Dorito dust on the controller
Goddammit Peri.
if /sug/ were a real place, would /trash/ be a cafe or a bar?
>>322382
I just wrote a quick script to search all boards for SU threads:
/3/a/aco/adv/an/asp/b/biz/c/cgl/ck/cm/co/d/diy/e/f/fa/fit/g/gd/gif/h/hc/his/hm/hr/i/ic/int/jp/k/lgbt/lit/m/mlp/mu/n/o/out/p/po/pol/qa/r/r9k/s/s4s/sci/soc/sp/t/tg/toy/trash/trv/tv/u/v/vg/vp/vr/w/wg/wsg/x/y/
>>>/aco/183900
Pearl thread, other Steven universe girls are fine too.
>>>/biz/974639
Does anyone here have any experience with licensing? If I get a provisional patent and a NDA would my idea be pretty well protected? I read Steven Key's book about it, not sure if I believe what he says about companies not stealing ideas. Any input would be nice
>>>/co/77721357
I've been marathoning Steven Universe and i've gotten to the last few episodes.
>>>/co/77737336
So the first of the new merchandising line for Steven Universe went up for sale on the CN website.
>>318251
/gug/ - Greg Universe General
>>321387
/sug/ Steven Universe General
>>288032
steven universe is better than mlp, admit it
>>312501
Steven Bomb
>>>/wsg/797582
Steven Universe Thread?
Eight threads across four boards is pretty impressive.
Sadly there's no easy way to figure out how many people there are between them, other than just taking the highest IP address count.
>>322433
A fucking bar. What are we, preteens?
>>322446
I think Peri is running out of air
>>322454
>implying
Gems don't need to breath, dumdum.
/sug/ i just opened a bag of mikados and they were all ground up, like the entire dozen was completely destroyed and it was just small pieces of it piling up at the bottom of the little bag and it made me really fucking sad
can you post your saddest pearl for me while i set up the noose? thanks in advance
morning suggos
how you doing
>>322467
You mean Gems are women who don't need to take a breather from talking?
>>321349
Btw what are the perifags of the nation called and are they the engines of the army or waht ?
>>322221
A surprise, eh?
>>322516
fuk meant to say engineers of the army
Christ, this thread is a mess.
>>322536
Now now, let's make sure to let Steven get a taste for vanilla before we give him any kinks or fetishes.
>>322558
i think that we are the mess.
>>322569
her tits are uneven and ugly
>>322594
Your face is uneven and ugly.
She isn't even supposed to have teats she just made them especially for steven.
>>322594
Relax, it's her first time too.
>>322558
A Perifag has no business complaining.
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS I'M BOOOOREDD
>>322673
Watch anime , read a book , go on /aco/ /sug/ and fap , draw ... try to start a discussion or just post how bored you are and w8 for a response ...
catfights.
post them.
>>322720
i'm
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRREEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD
>>322740
Why don't you listen to some good music?
>>322745
I'm attending a family gathering so I can't do much besides hit on my cousin
>>322760
Don't do that.
>>322764
Why not?
I'M BOOOORED
>>322740
godame why did i list that as an option ... Well you can always... um ... draw a peridot blind in paint ... yeah sure
>>322772
do it man, it'll be fun...
>>322772
Do it and see what happens.
>>322760
How old is he you might be able to convince him that the cluster is real or maybe convert him into a SU fen
>>322804
Can't accuse you of anything if their mouth is full.
>>322804
Again? What happened the first time?
>>322820
again anon...? what did you do! ?
>>322838
lol what did he fall on after the slipp ?
>>322861
I kekked so hard
DISCUSS
>>322879
is that a prisoner of azkaban parody?
I just noticed Gnome-no's tumblr page is gone, do you fags know anything about it? His stuff was god-tier
>>322879
Why does Steven look so fucking gay?
>>322861
>>322899
They moved over to soup.
http://gnome-no.soup.io/
>>322894
the picture - don't think so
the homunculus - is from Fullmetal Alchemist
>>321455
Wouldn't some Garnets to the least be generals and plan for attacks? Considering future vision.
-Steven Aerialist
-Peridotechnicians
-/possible/ division ideas.
>>322879
>jasper tutors steven.
>since he is still weak cannot save peedle.
>he decides he needs to take the matter on his own hands.
>this happens.
>>322920
Thanks
>>322934
HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING RAIN
Is it over? Are we dying?
>>323354
We've nothing to discuss right now. If we did, this thread would be booming.
>>323354
No, and no.
There were some bored people shitting up the thread, but they're gone or calm now.
Hey anons!
Who wants some chicken alfredo?
I'm making it in the kitchen
Anyone up for placing bets on the next fusion to show up? Separate categories for fusions that do and don't include Steven.
>>323354
We never die anon , never
>>323430
>implying we'll ever get ruby or sapphire fusions where the other is absent.
>>323430
Honestly the only fusions that i see showing up in the next steven bomb are Rose-Garnet/Amethyst ones.
But Im holding my breath for a Peridot-Steven fusion :3.
I want to sign Lapis up for therapy!
>>323430
Fusions that include Steven: Rainbow Quartz. We've already seen OldRQ, formed by Pearl and Rose, so I'm betting that we'll see NewRQ soon. Plus it could be great for character development, with how Pearl misses Rose but still loves Steven, and how he looks up to her because she learned how to fight, how to build, and how she essentially became her own Gem, which is what I think Steven wants to be.
As for fusions that don't include Steven: I'm not sure, maybe Amethyst and Peridot?
>>323430
>Separate categories for fusions that do
Pearl and Steven
>and don't
Rose and Amethyst in a flashback.
>>323430
Steven or Peridot fuse with one of the crystal gems
So was the temple fusion done after the war was over or was there another chest chakra gem before amethyst?
>>323510
Yeah, I was thinking that too; A more useful chart would group them together as Garnet. Separating Rose Quartz and Steven might be sensible too.
Still, Pearl-Ruby and Amethyst-Sapphire would be pretty interesting to see.
>>323520
>Rose and Amethyst
Sounds pretty damn cool, actually.
>>323550
After the war, given Amethyst has a stone on the front door.
there needs to be more Steven universe cringe
>>323584
>Separating Rose Quartz and Steven might be sensible too.
That would mean that there would be a Steven/Rose Quartz fusion in the chart, and so on. We'd have to make sepperate charts if we wanted to list Steven instead of Rose, or Garnet instead of Ruby and Sapphire.
>>323587
At first that comic is very cute, but after a while it starts to look like fetish-material (which it probably is).
>>323602
>We'd have to make sepperate charts if we wanted to list Steven instead of Rose, or Garnet instead of Ruby and Sapphire.
No, we'd just need a chart that doesn't include every possible combination.
>>323626
Then what's the point of making a complete chart? All you really need to do with the image is add Steven and his fusions to the profiles where Rose and her fusions are.
>>323587
anything to feel needed fora pearl ami right?
>>323510
Man the sadistic side of me just wants SU to go to Adult swim and go full attack on titan or Game of thrones on us and just start killing beloved characters (including just rubi or just sapphire )
>>323626
but whats the fun in that?
>>322861
>>322914
>>323666
Fuck of Satan, Steven actually does need Pearl.
>>323701
but pearl needs steven way more than he needs that clingy little gem
fleeting happiness is fleeting.
>>323672
>Steven
>being able to take on and beat a gem that still has her mind and isn't Peridot
Steven can take on uncoordinated necrofusions and literal pleb corruptions, but he's still outclassed by anything higher up the food chain than that.
>>323701
>>323587
pearl moms get out this is suffering time.
>>323798
No, we need more mom Pearl.
>>323803
"i despise you"
>>323735
I think Pearl is pretty great.
>>323818
Are we even watching the same show?
>>323430
i think that for peridot to fuse we'll have to wait quite some time, and it will probably just last seconds.
My bets are on new RQ or Steven + Amethyst.
>>323836
yes, but im interjecting some stone cold realist logic about our pearl and her situation and that it'll never get better.
it only goes down hill regardless of another homeworld invasion or steven dying of old age.
y'know, the usual pearl thoughts.
>>323836
He is the Pearl that suffers from mental retardation.
>>323847
hey you almost used my catch phrase!
>>323845
You're projecting your feelings and thoughts onto Pearl. Take a break from /sug/ and go outside a little. Find someone to talk to, anyone. Or don't, it's your life after all.
Just remember that Pearl is a fictional character.
>>323861
oh no you dont mama pearl.
im perfectly sane here it's you people not giving a little bit of critical thought.
my feelings are pretty balanced because i haven't lost my only love in my life yet [no whammies please god]
now pearl, pearls fucked in her head as soon as she goes into her room alone at night.
you can pretend existence isn't suffering for a pearl buuuuuutttttttt....
>>323845
Fuck that dark and edgy shit. It always ruins a good, funloving franchise.
>>323886
you say that, but what about the fact that pearl is a impulsive rapist?
Any update on the hiatus?
>>323894
Whooptie fucking doo. Garnet forgave and we're back to comfiness. The serious bullshit only lasted for a few episodes--- as it should.
>>323894
>ebin rape maymay
>>323908
how many more times is pearl going to act on some base impulse to alleviate pain she has on a deep level?
what next big fuck up is she going to enact on her friends and family?
>>323798
>>323883
>>323921
The truth is that Pearl can go 2 ways, see steven as the only thing that she has of Rose and to trust in Roses decision to make Steven, like she appears to be doing, or the way that you're suggesting which is that she resents Steven for being born (the big problem with this is that Pearl would need to disregard Roses choice to be a part of Steven witch in my opinion she wouldn't)
>>323921
It'd probably have something to do with Peridot, since she likes to go for those lowblows about Pearl's origin. Those types of episodes are fine because learn more about the characters, but they need to be in small quantities. You know, I'm surprised Pearl took it as well as she did in Back to the Barn, I was expecting Pearl to snap.
>>323930
Pearl definitely was going to snap, actually. It's just that Steven's reasoning skills is too good.
pearl is a fucking faggot
/thread
>>323929
What I've been trying to say. Unless a heel-turn happens and her character changes drastically, she will respect Rose's decision to die giving birth to Steven, and accept the gift she gave her, Greg, Amethyst, and Garnet: Her son.
>>323921
I think by the end of the series Pearl is gonna become a much better character than people actually believe she will be
>>323944
I agree.
>>323930
>>323929
>I was expecting Pearl to snap.
i dont think she really wants to do that in front of steven even tho she's broken down before.
i feel a lot of the seriousness of the situations she gets herself into where she would snap she wills herself into not doing so around steven.
that's why i said she saves everything for when she's alone.
>>323947
we can only hope for such wishful thinking.
>>323944
>>323948
gtfo garfield gems
>>323910
>le ifunny xD
Kill yourself
>>323956
woah so randum xDD
>>323956
I got a better version.
>>323976
I stole that one too
>>323976
all this over some just a pearl rape accusations even.
>>323953
You know what, even though I think she won't break down and do something she will regret, it would add a lot of spice to the show if she tried to kill Steven or just loose her way and join Yellow diamond since she when be faced with a much greater force than she's used to. Especially since Rose won't be here to get her on the right track.
>>321219
>>321228
>>324013
she'll never join back up with homeworld because it'd kill her soul and the last vestiges of what she tells herself to remain sane.
she will fuck up again tho,its her nature because of how thin a line she walks between functioning and emotionally sick.
now because of fuckin doxy my head canon has allowed for a pearl who just wants to be bullied and used which i should be abandoning but her facial expressions are too much for me.
>>324060
>because it'd kill her soul
Why are Pearlfags so shit?
>>324060
But that is a good thing cuz every time she brakes down of fucks up she gets stronger ,every time she is pushed to the braking point she gets better at tempering herself and at remembering what Rose stud for and what she needs to follow.
>>324136
i want to lick pearl
>>324141
>But that is a good thing cuz every time she brakes down of fucks up she gets stronger ,every time she is pushed to the braking point she gets better at tempering herself and at remembering what Rose stud for and what she needs to follow.
>>324141
It helps us learn more about her character, that's true. It should happen occasionally, though.
>>324136
i am the pearl that longs for death.
>>324141
all memories fade after a few thousand years.
it's been 12 years since rose left and pearl will have to live for another couple thousand at the least.
then we're back to the big what if of how long steven will live.
>100 years?
>500 years?
>1000 years?
all of those answers have an expiration date and to a gem that has nothing to do with her time but protect and serve someone until they die it's the most agonizing thought to mull over.
Is it bad that I like all the female gems as waifus except Jasper?
'Cause the Jaspfags are nowhere in sight
>>324209
no one wanted to fuck garfield and i've asked around.
trout mask replica
>>324209
>not wanting to be dominated by big buff cheeto puff
>>324223
>Sauce:Myself
>>321218
she will when she get's with stebin
>>324276
stebin :DDDDD
dank wew :^)
>>324223
>imblyink
These /trash/sug threads have really gone downhill in the past week.
>>324202
>fade after a few thousand years
We dont know that about gems , Jasper remembered fighting Rose 5000 years ago.
>and to a gem that has nothing to do with her time but protect and serve someone until they die
I know that it's hard to believe that Pearl change to such a degree that her core values have changed so much but I believe that just the knowledge that she is protecting a planet that Rose gave 5000 years and her life for would keep her going.
>>324241
That ain't my Jasper!
>>321219
>>321228
strange but i like it
>>324322
>implying there was ever even a hill to fall from
We're on a board called /trash/ for God's sake.
>>324240
>>324328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0lN68HwsEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egRRhXaCinM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHKEuPvK9PA
these are the sounds in pearls head.
>>324363
pearls favorite album should be trout mask replica, but too many /su/ fans are too plebeian for it.
>>324136
>shit
>pearlfags are the only one bringing discussion to the table
Because we must talk about muh freaks or muh ;_;
>>324328
also none of this address's the fact that while what you say is true the entire time she's doing this it'll be suffering on some level. especially in pearls quiet time.
>>324363
plz no ;_;
post fat pearl :3
>>324391
listen to those links and then come back at me with that opinion.
don't watch with the lights off.
>>324420
I cant dispute that it would be suffering and in fact, she would be a Pearl that would be longing for death ;)
>>324498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKbV8NcyCrk
What's with all the fucking edge in this thread?
>i am the pearl who longs for death
Pearl seems pretty dedicated to her cause, secondary to Rose. Her character still has a purpose and something to believe in. Hardly appropriate for le 2edgy myspace emos.
Guess I can't blame edgy kids for latching on to the first emotion that they see
>>324564
i dont think you really get it but you might later.
reading through these posts, seeing the things to see.
you gotta trust in the heart of the cards shinji.
>All those pearlfags.
Even the fang gang or indexer are better than this
>>324429
Gotcha covered, anon
>>324564
I am a Pearl who longs for death
is a meme
>>324594
it's a meme i started because it needed to be started.
we need truly black pearls in this world.
>reruns of the show air on TV in about 15 minutes
Are you going to watch it, /sug/?
>>324618
>not just having it on the ole hard drive.
>>324594
Am I a meme?
Pearl is a fusion confirmed.
Unless you got a kuriboh you already lost the game
>>324618
what coast do you live on?
>>324590
>>324429
thank god
>>324594
I regret my decision
>>324656
>>324656
>>324429
g-rossssssss
>>323883
>>324141
>>324671
>>324241
I will personally beat the happiness and hope into any sad and depressed Pearlfag. Step right up to recieve your premium quality ass kicking.
>>324363
>>324611
>>324799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1owQ8peAFU2
>>324743
Nice try, but that one has a watermark.
>>324846
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NMu7UfdyRH
i wint purl fut on mi dick
Goddamn indexer
>>324902
So does the other image
get your eyes checked anon
>>324933
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wJWzRZmeGj
>>325005
Kurt Cobain lost audio tapes
>>325005
live mixing the saddest pearl moments into hells capes.
>>319046
I had way too much fun with this
>>324846
>>324905
>>324997
Just because you sucked enough dick to destroy your voice don't mean I won't hesitate to give you the best ass whuppin you've ever seen.
Can't we just have mom Pearl?
>>325143
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wYp7UkZY3Z
>>325167
nope.
>>325209
I'm posting mom Pearl anyway
>>325167
>gem colony ships were ayyy lmao saucers
Ayyy lmao, Pearl, ayyy lmao
>>325233
go right ahead, your better than knight pearls.
>>325251
We need someone to draw Knight Pearl being a mom.
>>325277
we need more agonized pearl honestly though.
>>325304
beat (off) pearl
>>325167
she wishes she could be that loving to steven, but just cant
>>325336
Did you skip Historical Friction?
Goddamn Pearlfags are the worst. Congrats freaks, you're now second worst.
>>325412
>>325336
hey look guys it's the sounds steven made to pearl for the first two years she was around him
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZdHGnesaIh
>>319046
huh that was alright
These feelings called joy, excitement, delight, hope, happiness, optimism; these are foreign concepts to the Lapisfags. They are a race that thrives on their own depression and isolation, just as their patron gem does. To be a follower of this gem requires great dedication and a large degree of emotional instability, many indeed become insane and take their own life if they are unable to handle the task of loving Lapis Lazuli. To be a Lapisfag means to take a great risk, as it means to follow one whose fate may be grim, though there is the chance that she may have a wonderfully happy destiny.
Choose Lapis as your patron gem only if you wish to walk a difficult path that may end only in hardship and misery.
>>325336
Have you even watched the show? Please stop saying that your headcanons are canon.
>>318613
Pedee and Ronaldo's dad is literally Fryman. Even has the goatee and fries coming out of his head.
>>325527
EVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYBODDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYY LOVEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS MY BBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYY FUCK YOU DUDE, REALLY, FUCK YOU, 9/11, BEN CARSON, CHICKEN NUGGETS, ALL BECAUSE OF THE SONIC BOOM OF THE WARS ON /SUG/ THAT KILLED THE DOORS OF CHICKEN PARRICIDE. FUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOU
>>325522
Sadly she can't be my patreon gem cause I'm to lazy to be depressing
>still best gem though
>>325501
You want to talk about something, bring it up. I promise to abstain from using Pearl images for the duration of the discussion.
>>325527
i was talking more of how she protects steven because of rose, sworn to the sword was very very evident of that
>>325522
this is true, just look at our usual lapisfags. Cold tea, ;_; guy, lapis abuser, zuke; they all very obviously have issues.
>>325501
>freaks second worst
>not perifags
You new to /sug/?
>>325552
I don't believe you.
>>325501
Pearl is the only reason why a lot of people watch this show desu senpai
>>325552
>>325584
>>325566
>>325550
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wnp4EXOss5
>>325566
And you assume that the other Gems don't take care of Steven because of their love for Rose? You really think that only Pearl wouldn't care about Steven if he wasn't a Gem?
>>325584
Worst case scenario is that your post is ignored and nothing changes. What do you have to lose?
>>325592
that was by far the wierdest orgy I've ever heard
hey guys it's me I'm back is everyone excited for my fan fiction?
>>325624
i'll be goddamned if i'm not.
>>325620
you should check the other's i've made in this thread if you think that's weird
>>325233
And you done well, my friend
>/gug
>Pealfags
Whats wrong with this you
>>325734
TOOK THIS FUCKING LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to fucking beat up all Pearlfags
Does anyone have that image where Steven was giving flowers to the CG?
>>325774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=624dcA8YY7Q
well come with your bad self.
>>325336
When asked, Steven clearly picked Pearl for the most mom-like of the CG.
>>325774
you'd have to leave your house for this task my friend
>>325734
hold me mama
>>325787
>all are #1 mom
Steven is a pussy ass bitch, fuck pearl and her feelings
Hypothetical: If two gems fuse with the same gem placement, what does the gem look like?
>>325881
there are no such things as a gem.
Is SU a meme show?
>>325906
yes, shitty also.
>>325774
Come at me, faggot.
>>325906
I think the real question you should be asking yourself is do you want it to be a meme show
>>325881
The gems would most likely be next to each other
>>325906
it's a meme seed planted within a tumblr cover
>>325858
Sleep tight pizza
>>325974
new thread if needed
>>323431
I found the source, but I still can't tell what it's supposed to be in reference to. http://lisatrimm.tumblr.com/post/127824854659/shards-and-petals
The helmet design in particular seems very familiar, but I can't quite pin exactly what it's from.
>>326039
maybe the book or the movie "The Martian"
>>326055
No, it came to mind, but that's too rounded or bubble-like. The spacesuit helmet design from the Doctor Who episode Silence in the Library looks similar, but not close enough.
>>322729