ERP Thread; Diego Brando edition
Previous thread: >>3176244
Naturally I, Diego, would get the first post for the dinosaurs.
>>3178385 (Blindfold anon)
>The fairy gasped as her feeling around was cut short by the anon pushing her head gainst his dick. She's pretty skilled - when she was prepared. The gag reflex kicks in, but she immediately ends it, only giving his shaft a tiiiight squeeze for just a second as the entirety fits her mouth. She starts to bob her head back and forth the shaft, using her back motions to breathe in and the forth motions to breathe out.
Frog snuggles are best snuggles
>>3178506
>>3178524
>>3178532
I wouldn't be so sure, after all, you've never experienced raptor cuddles before.
>>3178534
Go away, Joestar.
This isn't a side of me I want you to see.
>>3178550
Fall off of your horse, retard!
>>3178569
You should know that I haven't fallen off of my horse since we were ch-
You look different, Joestar.
>>3178529
>Feeling the pleasure from her mouth. He quickly reach an orgasm.
>Shoving her head as far into his crotch as he could, he unloaded his seed into her waiting mouth.
Ha~ that felt great…
>Looking at her panties. He decided his next target.
Are you ready for some more?
>>3178580
Nothing is different about me, you damn, dirty degenerate.
was hoping if i lurked for a while i'd see something to revive boner
but so far i'm just laughing
>>3178599
Don't you think that's a bit excessive?
Twice in one night?
>>3178600
No, no, Joestar, I am completely certain that something changed.
In fact, I actually don't get sick from looking at you now. Amazing.
Dead Euro hours are the reason I can't find a partner.
>>3178616
Are you sure it's not just the horrendous fashion sense?
>>3178612
Night? It is 10:30 AM.
>>3178616
I'm sure you'll find one at some point, miss! Keep trying!
>>3178628
Apologies.
Dinosaurs have a very blurred sense of time.
>>3178612
Nothing at all!
>>3178646
Oh, I've figured it out.
You cut that nasty greasy hair of yours shorter, didn't you?
That must be it.
>>3178646
My crippled jojo cannot be this cuuute
>>3178591
>She purposefully didn't respond to him as she took the cum, swallowing even though the shaft is in her throat. So needy for cum, just the mere touch of the hot stuff makes her want to swallow. He pulls away, and she simply nods, moving to get onto her butt, then spreading her legs, holding them in the air, and tilting herself up so he has access to both... Oh? She has her pucker plugged by a bunny tailplug. How adorable.
>>3178688
>Without a second of hesitation, he stick his dick into her tight slit and starts pounding away.
First here, then your ass~
>He lifts one of her legs up, only so he can thrust deeper into her.
>He tried to find her g-spot, just so he could give her the pleasure she desperately needed.
(Something just came up, so I have to take a break here.)
>>3178726
(Shitty connection, brb)
>>3178702
Dude, same
I wanna kiss (You)r butt
>>3178628
badass pic
>>3178791
>Kisses your butt
Me~
>>3178801
You tried.
>>3178809
Did I do good..?
>>3178818
Not particularly.
Maybe you should try again.
/erp/ is truly dead.
I highly approve of this thread
>>3178736
Whats wrong anon?
>>3178892
>Today is just JoJo thread day apparantly
>>3178903
Dude, everything is alright
>>3178903
Its not worth it to try this morning boss, fallout from the shitposting means an extra dead thread
>>3178884
Actually sleeping sounds better than the pickings here at this time of day anyway.
>>3178912
If you say so
>>3178923
Alright thanks
>>3178903
I want you to sit on my lap.
>>3178918
I guess.. thank you
>>3178954
I love sitting on anon's lap!
>>3178954
I'd request this as well.
>>3178506
nonon come back to hg we miss you
>>3178977
I wanna kiss your tummy
>>3178954
>>3178984
Why not just ask her to sit on your tail? That's a much more interesting and unique o-
Oh, yes.
Because you don't have a tail.
>>3178977
And anon loves it when you sit on his lap.
Your so warm.
Fuck off Youmu you are cringy as shit
I want an anon to fuck me, unaware that I've got a razor blade in my tight pussy!
>>3179150
I want you to fuck off and die and not let your minons Doxx people for not supporting your shitposting
>>3179150
I want to fuck Kurisu only to have my dick cut in half by the katana she keeps in her pussy!
>>3179150
The joke's on you, most of that sentence turned me on.
>>3179162
Everything except the tight pussy part, right?
>>3179171
>>3179001
You scare me..
>>3179021
Yawnn, anon is so warm too!
>>3179211
How so ?
>>3179224
You look scary, a scary lady.....
Fuck off Youmu
>>3179156
W-What?
When the fuck did this happen?
>>3179160
WHOOOO!
>>3179246
I am the nicest
>>3179270
one of your loyal fans dox'd lewd kurisu and told them to let the shitposting continue because you are totally harmless right?
>>3179270
ARE YOU
>>3179329
READY FOR
I want horny boys to cum inside me over and over while anons watch and masturbate!
SPIRAL STAIRCASE
It's worth noting that Kurisu keeps at least 3 handguns in her vagina at all times.
Good morning/afternoon/evening c:
>>3179390
Its worth noting that kenny is a shitposter like kurisu and should be ignored
>>3179390
That's one that I didn't know.
>>3179402
this
>>3179397
And good morning to you, of course.
>>3179397
Good afternoon Jinx, what are your plans for the day?
>>3179404
Well now you do!
>>3179402
Ytho?
>>3179415
H-How did you find my alter-ego from years back?!
>>3179411
I have my first day at my new job today! But I start an hour earlier than I thought I did so I'm kinda bummed I don't have as much time
>>3179408
C-crocodile Dundee, is that you?
>>3179441
So what you're saying is that we need to do as much as we can in as little time as possible?
>His entire body language perks up
>>3179441
No.. Not quite.
I think you may have me confused for a different kind of lizard.
My name's Diego Brando, but you may call me Dio if you wish.
I'm a world-famous horse racer.
>>3179447
Hahaha, I do have a little bit of time I guess. Let me just take a quick shower.
>>3179454
Horse-racing, huh? Interesting. My name is Jinx, I'm a world-famous villain
>>3179474
Make the most of our time and take me with you~
>The anon gets as close to her as he can
>>3179397
You return to the scene of the crime? You escaped quite nicely before now why I wonder would you return?
G(uten Morgen~)
>>3179488
Yukari poster is finally starting?
>>3179474
Interesting. I wonder why I've never heard of you.
Just what makes you a villain?
>>3179553
a-a-are you just image dumping?
>>3179555
You want Yukari, anon?
>>3179573
y-y-yes... ive begged to have yukari for months
>>3179579
I see.. maybe I could do it later
>>3179592
You're going to make it that easy for him?
I expected a bit more!
>>3179607
It's Morrigan, she gets off on anon cocks and attention
>>3179592
>That file name
Morrigan... are you the one i helped get that started for?
Hallo.
>>3179617
I can see that.
Call me when something interesting is happening.
I was advised to greet this gathering point next to the colosseum...good morning.
Oh Dio can you hear me? I'm lost and so alone. I'm asking for your guidance. Won't you come down from your throne?
Hello! I'm someone told me to say that.
>>3179625
Started for? I don't know
>>3179607
I don't see the problem
>>3179645
What do you want?
>>3179482
Hey, sorry... Unfortunately, something came up and I gotta go. I'm really sorry! I will be here around 11 EST though. Have some Jinx porn for your trouble.
>>3179649
This is the first time I dared to come here, I'm usually a regular to the colosseum not very far from this place. My name is Kino, and this is...
[Hermes! Good morning.]
What he said.
>>3179634
Hallo~ Wie geht es dir
>>3179641
Hallo~
>>3179670
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock. My father thinks you're evil, but man, he can suck a cock.
>>3179686
Greetings sir. Are you a native from these lands?
>>3179689
>>3179697
This isn't really a place for kids, you should leave.
>>3179707
I've noticed the kind of acts happening here, even if my appereance says otherwise I'm not really as innocent as you might think I am, sir.
>>3179699
Rock is not The Devil's work, it's magical and rad.
I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad
http://www.26d.xyz/chan/oldinandout.mp4
>>3179738
Go sleep.
>>3179697
Native? Nein I have been stranded in this barren lawless place for some time.
What brings such a small boy to my door though?
>>3179727
Oh, really?
I might have to ask you to prove that, kid.
>>3179728
I'm from the 1800's, man.
I don't know what song this is.
>>3179665
You never stick to one character do you?
>>3179728
Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the Devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding, dang my dang a long ling long
>>3179766
Wait, are you the one i helped?
>>3179745
As a traveler who is constantly moving my curiosity took the best of me, after being defeated next door I decided to come here and...look around. My name is Kino.
>>3179752
>The short traveler takes out her revolver from beneath her coat.
Will this be enough proof I'm indeed aware of my position?
>>3179771
Indeed, you are.
>>3179786
Do you have any plans for when your bringing her in?
>>3179770
My dingaling
My dingaling
I want you to play with my dingaling
>>3179780
Any little girl can hold a gun.
More importantly, though, that little pea shooter can't even scratch most of the people here.
You're out of your league, kid, go back home.
Do we have a Buddy ava?
>>3179800
That's not how the song goes!
>>3179780
I see, well I can advise you not to look around too much, things can be quite shady. Even I myself could be your bitterest enemy should I find out distasteful things about your family.
Let's hope it doens't come to this, and my name is karl, and it is nice to meet you mister kino
>>3179826
Fuck no.
>>3179792
I was thinking of going full on, go to down on people mostly, that's what's been on my mind anyway. I might change it when I'm ready.
>>3179826
We are all buddies!
Honestly I just miss DMG.
>>3179835
i mean when you plan to bring her into the thread
>>3179826
>extremely edgy little girl with a severe facial injury
No.
>>3179848
I honestly don't care about Dmg. I just wish I never had to see that picture
>>3179766
Yes, Morrigan
>>3179868
Post picture I never saw it
>>3179879
Fuck off faggot
>>3179868
>Imblyink
>>3179852
Oooh, sorry, I'm tired. Maybe tonight if things go right anyway, it's time to stop the wait.
>>3179878
But you still like to do a lot things everytime I see you so I didn't notice.
>>3179879
Lurk more.
>>3179879
No nigger. We take care of our own here.
>>3179806
Of course, I didn't expect to intrude and spread chaos with unnecessary violence.
>Kino slowly moves her revolver back to its holster
However, If I'm old enough to know what killing is like, I'm also aware of what kind of activities are common here. Don't worry, I don't plan to join
>>3179830
>She bows respectuflly towards the masked soldier.
Pleased to meet you Mr. Karl. I believe I've seen enough here to know what I'm dealing with, and so my visit will be rather shorty.
I'll be going back to the colosseum, perhaps one day our paths will meet again, and I'll have enough time to spare and learn about yourself if you allow it. For now...farewell.
>>3179897
Look forward to it!
I, like, totally need a good dicking right now~
*touches your but*
>>3179900
>We take care of our own here.
Fucking topkek. You faggots are constantly posting luffy's, nue's, and clown's face with memes.
>>3179991
Luffy's from /hg/.
>>3180002
>implying luffy even fucks around hg anymore
He's /erp/. He hasn't been in an hg thread in months.
>>3180002
You forgot about clown and nue. Explain that.
>>3180076
>double standards
Okay, I see how it is. I figured as much but I wanted to double check. Keep sucking dmg's dick m80.
>>3179826
You can fuck right off with that.
Please be gentle.
>>3180205
Minako is finally showing up for lewd?
>>3180205
That was quick.
>>3179948
Too bad, harlot, we've pledged ourselves to the lord!
No dick for you!
>>3180248
So when does the dickature happen?
Hmm, I have some free time, lets see whats going on here...
>>3180458
Shhhhh... The thread is sleeping.
>>3180483
Oh, sorry
>leans back in his chair and enjoys the comfy atmosphere.
>the edge himself has returned
NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>3179879
You mean this one?
>>3180545
It gets worse
>>3180615
You're okay, your RP and character is hot
>>3180615
If your not here to use that fist than you can gtfo.
Lurking Avatars.
Show yourselves.
>>3180641
But then I wouldn't be lurking.
>>3180629
Hot, both literally and figuratively
>>3180635
So you're volunteering?
Hey guys
Am driving on a doughnut
>>3180681
>>3180653
I don't know, are you as good as you say you are.
>>3180718
I'm the greatest in the galaxy
I doubt you could even handle me, dork~
>>3180774
What the fuck is so interesting about that fucking book?
>>3180789
You've obviously never read a good book
>>3180789
I don't have to answer to you.
>>3180806
Let me lick your dick daddy
>>3180754
I don't know, I like to be held down a violated, and honestly you don't look all that intimidating.
>>3180789
He seeks the answers only the book can give him.
>>3180823
How about now
Giant magma cannons doin' anything for ya?
>>3180834
That book doesn't have the recipe for viagra
>>3180867
He don't need it, he can just transmute himself a hard dick.
>>3180845
Dominator a cute.
>>3180867
>>3180909
>>3180629
What is it about this time of day that brings out the ironic LD supporters?
>>3180931
No.
Hey there, space cats! Ulala here, comin' at you from Spaceport 9!
Tonight I'm investigating reports that lots of horny anons are going without attention and are in need of someone to help bring them over the edge.
Get your cocks out and copy these moves, jerk with the rhythm!~
Let's dance!
Up! Down! Up! Up! Down!
>>3180931
Get some taste.
>>3181059
If I have to I guess.
>>3181085
>>3181089
Just because I like the character doesn't mean I like the poster.
Maybe if someone filled me in on the fucking problem I could make a better decision, but until then yout problem isnt my ptoblem. I only joined to chat with people and rp.
Now fuck off.
>>3181059
Sadly it's dead around these hours, maybe come back in like 3?
>>3181137
If you want to RP why have you joined the Kurisu clique?
>>3181137
frog girl is hot girl
>>3181167
Yeah. I got really confused for a second there.
>>3181162
Still RPing, just been busy with work and such.
I really am trying to find some more time to hang around though. Soon hopefully!
>>3181173
Thank you anon.
>>3181185
Sorry again, but yeah. I guess liking a character is a bad thing. But now I realize what everyone means when they mention LD. Still don't know what happened but I don't care. If people are gonna shit themselves then so be it.
Alright, I'm fine if you guys shitpost me, despite it being annoying but don't go attacking other people just because they like me, my character, or my roleplay
that shit is just flat out rude
>>3179385
KABUTOMUSHI
>>3181207
youre welcome. THAT GIF IS FUCKING HOT!
>>3181207
We don't like LD because he constantly shitposts and made a well liked member of this community run off because of petty bullshit. The player is absolute, complete cancer and shouldn't be entertained.
He's also underage and shouldn't be here in the first place.
>>3181207
Lurk moar.
>>3181207
That gif is too cute!
>>3181250
This.
We're on 4chan so shitposts and cancer are part and parcel but posting someobody's IRL shit is over the line.
LD is poison.
>>3181250
I don't know, I've heard his voice and he sounds like he could be in his 20s easily.
>>3181207
I want Tsuyu to play with me in her mouth like those cherries.
>>3181162
>Kurisu clique
>the group that literally doxxed someone and threatened them for playing lewd kurisu
>>3181264
You all still pissed about that DMG shit?
She's already back to roleplaying, despite "retiring"
>>3181284
I've been told before I've got a deep voice
>>3181302
You're still trash no matter what DMG does
>>3181296
Jesus, what's with this place and doxxing?
>>3178616
I wish that was all I was doing wrong.
>>3181296
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>3181302
>implying it justifies for posting these pics
>tfw all of the good avatars only appear whenever I work
>>3181302
You crossed a line. Unspoken rules for ERP, dude. I'm sorry if she shit on your heart and made you feel like crap but you couldn't have handled that situation any more poorly.
>>3181324
One avatar came into the discord after last night and talked about how they got doxxed and someone said 'you should stop trying to stop the shitposting' because they played lewd kurisu once
>>3181341
I feel you, I have to sleep when things start to really pick up.
>>3181306
But I'm trash for what she did anyway?
So I'm fucked no matter what, huh?
>>3181326
He even told me to post them
I'll assume he didn't realize that I took him seriously, because he sure as hell never took me seriously
>>3181350
Couldn't have gone better, honestly
>>3181351
What? That was pretty incoherent.
>>3181351
I don't hang out in the discord or share my info with anyone I don't trust. I've seen Steins;Gate. Should I play lewd Kurisu?
>>3181296
>implying there's anybody in this summerfag community that can still pull dox
>>3181365
You're trash because you act like a fucking child almost constantly, kid. No matter what DMG did he took the high road in this, and you went deep in to the gutter.
>>3181365
You always say
>what she did
But you never give specifics.
>>3181369
>Avatar leaves thread and comes to discord
>Mentions being doxed with threatening email with their personal information and place of employment says 'dont try and stop the shitposting and dont steal avatars'
Good think Kurisu's clique is welcome to LD's discord with open arms
>>3181385
Stop replying.
>>3181406
Even if that is true, what does that have to do with Kurisu?
NO MORE REPLYING TO OR ACKNOWLEDGING LD AFTER THIS LINE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE POST
THIS SHIT SCARES AWAY THE WORTHWHILE AVATARS
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>>3181385
That might be true, but take a look at who's still standing
>>3181405
Left, obviously
I mean, I know I made her do it
by the way, if she wants an apology, she can come get it herself
>>3181421
The avatar they tried to ERP with was Kurisu, it was lewd kurisu who happens to be another avatar who people will notice in a few days isnt coming back
>>3181423
What happens if I acknowledge myself?
Pretty sure that breaks the time-space continuum
>>3181406
They never did anything wrong to me, and as far as I'm concerned, they're friends to me
>>3181441
I love how you have no screenshots of this and won't even say who it was.
>>3181463
No screenshots of the discord without permission but sure, Kurisu did nothing wrong go ahead, its not like people went off like rampant faggots when lewd kurisu showed up
>>3181250
Well, if that is what it is then so be it. I'm sorry if this poster has wronged you all and I guess I will back off..?
>>3181285
>>3181257
>>3181241
<3
>>3181254
Don't need to now, I know everything I need to know. But I appreciate the advice, probably will do when at work and such.
>>3181231
Thank you for this, but I take it it's in my best interest to avoid you, nothing personal as I don't know you but I'm sure you can understand. If people are going to react the way they do then I will leave it alone, I'm sorry to have caused trouble.
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I have to leave for work now guys.
Gonna try and lurk and fit in with the 'community' here. Hope it workd out.
>>3181473
>attempting to steal an ava from someone while that someone is there
That's a pretty LD-tier thing to do.
>>3181479
And I borked my line in a rush.
Nice one me.
>>3181479
Love you froggo!
Hey Dombot, wanna hear a joke
okay okay..
DMG still misses me
BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER
Why every ava has to be surrounded with drama?
>>3181504
okay I laughed at that one
>>3181484
If that avatar doesn't lewd why not?
Its not like we haven't had duplicates here before
>>3181506
They don't. For the most part avas just come here to lewd, maybe talk and leave.
>>3181525
Because it intentionally creates drama and confusion.
>>3181506
Because everyone is an egotistical self-centered asshole
>>3181522
I'm here all week
>>3181484
>Avatar is used for blog posting and shitposting
>Use them to ERP
>people actually play and enjoy it even if anons and their clique go rabid
I mean shitposting is the ultimate religion in your eyes isnt it?
>>3181525
Do you honestly care that much?
>>3181462
Your character is retarded and not attractive in any way whatsoever. The fact that you think.this thing is acceptable for lewd suggests to me that you have mental issues that can only be cured with a suicide gun
>>3181567
But that's wrong
>>3179878
Fuck Morrigan makes me rock hard.
>>3181569
There's so much better source material to chose from.
>>3181580
Want me to post the tits too?
>>3181570
>Dead Hours will never end
>>3181567
Fucking THIS
What kind of bottle-fed mouthbreathers watch Wander over Yonder and think "Yeah, I wanna fuck that."?
>>3181646
Ask Trixie.
/erp/ got me into kancolle and gbf porn
>>3181620
Morrigan is the best. Damn that succubutt.
>>3181651
I'm not talking to that thing. You're right though, it is exactly the same phenomenon as MLP. LD's a ponyfag with somehow worse taste in source material.
>>3181656
What exactly is Kancolle, is it easy to get into?
>>3181656
>gbf
?
>>3181646
see for yourself
https://youtu.be/u6yZlGoD5rA
>>3181680
granblue fantasy
>>3181620
That fat ass.
Would rub my cock between those cheeks.
>>3181690
Ah.
>>3181686
>see link
>think it's gonna be Bad Guy
>it's Bad Guy
Don't be so formulaic.
Anyway, that choice in voice will always be pretty questionable.
>>3181690
What is it? Is it cringy?
>>3181744
Well it's not like she has another sex fueled song and I don't think anyone wants to watch a whole episode
>tfw ERP is so dead that I have been going back to fapping to porn with actual people as opposed to typefucking.
>>3181792
I'm still here
>>3181792
I can not stop fapping to Tina Hot. That woman is a RL turboslut.
>>3181804
I know but I prefer cute anime girls. Especially ones who aren't cunts.
>>3181751
Mobage
That word alone should give away its quality.
>>3181658
>>3181709
Cute
>>3181838
it's okay if you can't admit you wanna be pushed down and fucked hard like the horny little slut you are~
>>3181851
Holy shit.
>>3181851
God damn. What I wouldn’t give for her.
>>3181852
You mean like that time you got raped?
>>3181852
I only like getting fucked by dicks, but thanks.
>>3181633
Kenny!
>>3181902
I remember that shit.
Was pretty hot. Before Dom went full faggot.
>>3181851
>Those tits too
Hnnnnnng
>>3181902
It's hard to fight off three horny guys without my suit
>>3181912
I can do that too, might be a little hot though~
>>3181929
>whispers
He doesn't like to talk about it.
>>3181884
Whats wrong anon?
>>3181898
You are cute ~
>>3181932
You like them?
>>3181982
But you are even cuter. You are simply the best.
>>3181957
Hint-hintity-hint-hint...
>>3181982
They're damn near perfect.
I wish I could feel them wrapped around my throbbing member.
>>3181929
It always hot watching dominant women getting it in the ass like that.
LAY YOUR HANDS ON ME
>>3181950
Yeah, but we know you liked it.
Is this how it's going to be? Dead hours also being shit hours cause LD posts?
Stop replying to it.
>>3182042
n-no I didn't!
I'm the greatest in the galaxy, I don't get pushed around!
Suzunoki Rin folder established!
See you guys later tonight!
>>3182076
>does a happy dance
>>3182076
Please be sure to avoid truck-kun.
>>3182076
>127
pathetic
>>3182108
Hi Dom.
>>3182122
>Weeb shit
So says the typefucker.
>>3182128
Soon enough I'll actually finish this, I've got plenty of LD art now
>>3182122
no, /co/ shit
>>3182108
>>3182128
who
>>3182070
You loved it. You loved three dirty, sweaty anon using you and your holes for their pleasure. It was a turn-on for you to be helpless and not in control as they fucked you roughly and turned the "greatest in the galaxy" in to a cumdump for the commoners.
>>3182097
>>3182107
I'm glad you're excited!
>>3182122
The weebest.
>>3181994
I don't think so anon but thank you for the compliment, it's flattering
And you are even cuter, blushing like that ~
>>3182020
It belongs there, buried on their soft meat while you move your hips back and forth until you feed me with your spunk
>>3182070
Posting superior greatest in the galaxy, also a better looking green /co/ waifu than your ugly ass
>>3182172
guess.
>>3182188
After the latest episode I'm very strongly considering playing Chisame, but I'm sure she has like no art at all.
>>3182183
Well.. I w-wouldn't mind doing it again sometime...
Onl-ONLY because I got to prove how great I am, handling three men at once with EASE~
>>3182210
Yeah, not many of the characters have art besides Rin "Literally designed after a 2,330 Yen sex doll" Suzunoki.
Even Onsa only has like 30 images on danbooru.
>>3182191
But everything about you is perfect. Your skin, your tits, your butt. Everything! I just want to touch them.
>Thread mom and DMG wont come back unless we stop replying to ayy lmao
Do we need to raise our hands to give them power too?
>>3182276
People are always gonna reply to shitposts. It's up to you to ignore them and focus on what you want to focus on.
>>3182306
I like to focus on dicks.
>>3182276
It's the dead hours crew that can't seem to resist.
>>3182191
My cock is twitching just thinking about it.
I want your soft lips kissing the head as it pokes out from between your perfect jiggling breasts. Licking the precum off~
>>3182222
Oh my, such a dirty birdy. Already turned by thinking about being a cumdump for the peasents. Such a pity that your fantasy, and your holes, probably won't get fulfilled.
>>3182354
>Remember that LD replies to himself as anon
I honestly believe this.
>>3182374
it's true
lol
>>3182248
>2,330 Yen
That's a surprisingly affordable sex doll.
>>3182380
Lets all take a moment to laugh at Paul
HA
>>3182385
And yet on the other hand...
>>3182347
Well that's just fine, I didn't need them anyway!
I'M JUNPEI IORI ACE DETECTIVE
>>3182393
>points and laughs
>>3182347
Damn.
>>3182385
It's actually really shit it's like a black styrofoam thing with a pink racing suit on
It's really bad
>>3182398
ONSA PLEASES OLD BIKERS FOR MONEY
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>3182419
At least she didn't fall for the Suzuki meme!
>tfw you're too poor to afford a quality sex doll
>>3182447
At least you're not Paul
>>3181792
I still don't get how people can get off to this stuff, I just did it for fun
>>3182467
That's because you're like 14, dude.
>>3182467
literally nobody asked
>>3182447
I'm so pathetic I can't even afford a waifu pillow.
>>3182448
Howdy anon
You didn't say hi to the other one though
>>3182467
The same way you'd get off to any other written piece of erotic material?
>>3182419
Loli Rin night when?
>>3182492
stop it
>>3182481
That's cute. Everyone knows that was you talking to yourself about your rape fantasies. Why do you have such twisted desires? Did you want a surprise struggle snuggle from DMG?
>>3182474
>>3182476
Chill
>>3182491
Eh
>>3182508
Quiet, you. I've had to sit through reams of horrid shota shit, I get to make requests too.
>>3182516
No he wants to be raped by his dad. The only way he'll get to see him.
>>3182492
Fucking diamonds...
>>3182516
Stop fucking replying to it you chode
>>3182516
Actually was a different anon
And on the DMG topic, she'd still have to unblock me first, honestly I'd love to hang out with him again sometime, nothing romantic though, fuck that
>>3182522
>monosyllabic replies
Never change, Chara.
>>3182525
To be fair, loli would be adequate compensation for the reams of shota stuff.
>>3182522
It's mostly immersion stuff. Some people find stuff they can imagine more pleasing that actually seeing it in media
>>3182552
yeah im sure dmg would also hang out with a dude he trusted not to share his nudes with
right
lol
>>3182552
He already unblocked you on discord.
>>3182539
>choad
What are you? Twelve?
>>3182554
But I'm way too tired!
>>3182571
Whatever, I don't care anymore
>>3182583
What an idiot.
>>3182552
LD wants the D.
I hope ______ shows up.
>>3182618
Death
>>3182618
DMG
Harley Quinn
Tour Guide
FemDIO
If it was possible, who would ERP sacrifice in order to save the thread?
HERE I AM AGAIN ON MY OWN, GOING DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I EVER KNOWN
>>3182648
Myself.
>>3182648
______poster
>>3182654
Triangle mouth best girl.
>>3182648
LD/Dark Link
Gods might not be appeased or satisfied by the offering though.
>>3182618
Morrigan (though she was just here like an hour ago)
>>3182662
Just trying to bring out the lurkers.
Blake = Wiggins
>>3182618
Toph.
Tho I might not be able to stay for all that long...
>>3182666
It's like you want to piss off the gods. We want to save ERP not curse it for a thousand years.
Let's give em Ribbon.
>>3182679
>Blake is the faceposting neckbeard
Fucking topkek.
>>3182679
Woaahhjh!!!!!!!!!!
>>3182679
Wew lad.
>>3182684
Well then I'll say hi anyways.
>>3182679
It can't be...
Can it? Someone tell me I'm getting trolled
>>3182689
Let's not do that
>>3182648
All non-lewders.
>>3182708
Yey! I just want to hug toph.
>>3182679
Holy shit. Is this real?
>>3182735
>She crosses her arms and looks away from you.
...
Fine, but just this once.
>She then weakly opens her arms with a slight blush to her face.
Someone post DMGs cock
>>3182679
holle ffukkkk
Burchard is Collins
>>3182679
I need to know what lead someone to search for that phrase.
>>3182770
No.
>>3182770
kys
>>3182721
Hey I love Ribbon but the shitposting gods have been angered and must be placated.
I doubt your diabetes riddled husk would please them much.
>>3182770
incorrect
>>3182618
Coffee chan
Rachel
How long do you think it will take before the blake faceposting memes start?
>>3182806
Please don't. I'm an emotional lesbian.
>Blake
>>3182759
Oh its you, again.
>>3182618
Shego
is there a suika? ive been thinking about being her
What the fuck is faceposting and why should anyone care at all?
>>3182819
You bet it is, need somethin'
>>3182828
go ahead dude
I miss Clownpiece
>newfags still thinking a screenshot means anything
>>3182826
She's gone father
>>3182759
>He Hugs her without any hesitation.
You are the best, you know that right?
>While hugging her, he slightly lifts her of the ground.
>>3182828
I will die for you, if you play Suika
>>3182839
>having 6k hours spent in tf2
not gonna do you much good when you're past 18 years of age, dominator
>>3182839
I mean if they're new, they probably didn't know to do that.
>>3182830
It's when someone goes full autism and posts their own face on 4chan. Nue did it, dmg quit because of it, the jew does it, and wiggins faceposts at night.
>>3182840
A man can dream though.
>>3182832
Nothing much really, I just want to touch your feet.
>>3182839
>script kiddie wannabe thinking anybody wastes times with console to prove a point besides him
>>3182770
>>3182800
I thought that was an insult but I remembered that was completely true. Don't forget about the souls
>>3182846
Hey, jeez!
>She wiggles around in your grasp and kicks her legs back while in the air.
Ok put me down now.
>>3182859
What's with you people and my feet~?
She reclines and kicks her legs up to give you a nice view.
>>3182874
>>3182866
>>3182876
>script kiddie
What a fucking retard, you literally just press Ctrl + Shift + J and then inspect element. It takes less than 5 seconds and can be done with nothing more than a few clicks.
I can understand not knowing this back in the day where you had to install Firebug and shit, but this is now common knowledge that is defaulted into pretty much every single browser.
>>3182918
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
>>3182947
>Life will progessively get worse
>Paul never replied to this image
Maybe this is why?
>>3182922
you know you are in the erp thread right
nobody cares, dont you have homework to do little boy. it'll get you farther in life than trying to make a point to anons in a thread
>>3182965
Nor Tomoko for that matter
>>3182908
Well, you decided to walk into this den of perversion.
>He rubs your foot.
Besides, your feet are cute.
>>3182972
You faggots cared enough to take screenshots against someone's post because you cared, then got proven wrong and now cry that nobody cares. Fuck off.
>>3182989
>implying
hey LD, how's puberty?
>No one will ever LAY THEIR HANDS ON YOU
>They will never do this WHILE YOU'RE BLEEDING DRY
>>3182989
Inspect element doesn't stop the post timer which requires a different IP to change, two different people posted two different images within a minute.
I'll agree screenshots don't prove anything, but unless someone was autistic enough to fake two images, move one onto another device with a different IP, and post both withing 45 seconds of each other, all in the span of a minute and eighteen seconds I doubt it's a samefag.
>>3183004
We will get Kizna's when tere is more erotic art of them
>>3182975
>She puffs her cheeks and tries to look away, only to melt in your arms.
Ok... maybe just a little longer, but no more!
>>3182983
>Her foot kicks back instantly when you touch them and she gets a little flustered.
H-hey! Who do you think you are, taking advantage of a little kid like that!?
>>3182805
>>3183075
I want you to dance on my disco stick.
>>3183058
The OP finally hit Nyaa today so I can enjoy that at least.
>>3182618
Someone who enjoys cock musk as much as DMG and Mika
>>3183093
Go to sleep.
>>3183071
Hey I'm not taking advantage of anything, I'm just trying to help you out.
Surely your feet must be tired from walking barefoot all day.
>>3183093
Made for lewding
>>3183096
>>3183071
He he. Admit it, you like being this close to me, don’t you?
>>3183075
That's cute.
>Hugs rachel
>>3183167
Best girl, made for stinky breeding.
>>3183138
Well I guess that's true...
>She then reclines back and looks way from you. Her cute little toes start to wiggle in anticipation.
>>3183171
Uh-uh!
>She closes her eyes and shakes her head in annoyance. She then rests her head on you and sighs.
Jeez Anon, how long are you gonna hold on to me...
>>3182618
Kallen
>>3183179
>Mika looks at you and starts to turn red.
C'mon Anon, it sounds nasty when you put it like that!
>>3183088
I want you to pledge your life to eternal servitude.
>>3183173
>Shoves the anon off
Do keep your hands to yourself unless I order you otherwise.
>>3183260
You work out all the time, you know you love to get sweaty and musky then get railed, Mika.
>>3182552
>>3182583
>LD haven't come back yet
>>3183281
>She rubs her knees together and pouts.
I know, but... you're making it sound so dirty!
>>3183268
Uh.. Okay, I guess. Any conditions?
What'll happen if I get bored and don't want to continue serving?
>>3183296
We should thank the anon who was talking to him about his rape fantasies. And implied that he wanted DMG's cock.
>>3183268
Accept the eternal servitude anon! Trust me, it's worth it!
>>3183330
Oh come on Mika, you immediately reply as I bring up stinky dicks~ You love it too much resist. Look how cute you're being.
>>3183296
>DMG unblocked LD
>LD's been gone an hour now
are we seeing them finally coming back together?
>DMG unblocked LD
b-but DMG i-is mentally stable guys!! I-It was all LD1!!1
>>3183357
>re we seeing them finally coming back together?
Nope.
>>3183357
It's okay, they'll break up this weekend again.
Maybe this time LD's picture gets leaked
>>3183357
ld made dmg a meme by showing his face
dont think they will be comin back together
>>3183260
Now all I can think of is mikas english voice actor repeating "zangief" over and over. As if it wasn't bad enough that the story mode was just still images.
>ld expected dmg to come back
holy fuck this kid really is damaged, like genuinely needs help
>>3183268
But your body makes it so hard to resist.
It's so cute and huggable.
>He hugs her again.
>>3183391
Nice
>>3183340
Uwa~grrr
>Toph's eyes widen you you squeeze her soft rear, but you can hear her softly growl at you.
W-well, it's th-that...
>She bites her lip and sighs
Could you squeeze it just a little more?
"Ka~ta~na~, Katana, katana, katana~" The girl hummed to herself happily as she clung to her 400S Katana. The vibrations from the motorcycle made their way up through the engine and through her body, which was made all too apparent due to her huge chest and tight pink racing suit.
"Katan- eh?" She stopped her song, noticing her bike slowing down. Checking the fuel gauge it turns out she was running on an empty tank, she'd forgotten to stop and refill at the rest stop!
"Jeez, why now... hmph, hopefully somebody will be able to lend a hand." She mused, stopping her bike and cutting the engine, looking around for anyone that might be of assistance.
>>3183391
>>3183417
>LD's actually been doing all of this because he honestly thought it would put DMG in her place and make her sheepishly return to him and be obedient
It's like pottery.
>>3182618
Sena
>>3183442
Suzuki SUCKS!
>>3183456
same
>>3183391
I'm not even going to bother photoshopping LD's face over this guy
>>3178506
DIEGO BRANDO EDITION?
LITERALLY THE BEST JOJOFU
PEACH HERE
>>3183340
Well my body is perfectly sculpted.
>Slaps her ass at you.
>>3183355
>She slowly walks over to you, still sweaty from her work out.
W-well, are you dirty?
>>3183384
(I know right).
>>3183467
COCKS
>>3183442
Get a Honda if you want reliability! Otherwise get a mechanic!
>>3183229
That's the spirit.
>He starts to rub her right foot, moving his thumb in circles around the ball. He presses down firmly, making sure to get into the tissue.
Hmm, your feet are pretty dirty.
>Anon gives your foot a small lick, removing the top layer of dirt from toph's soles.
>>3183391
press 1 if LD should chug bleach
>>3183481
Hey Peach!
How has your day been?
>>3183487
>The anon stretches out his limbs, nostrils flaring a bit, as if he were sniffing himself.
Mmm, a bit. Got work later, haven't showered in a little while. Like that, hmm?
>>3183442
The male was walking around the place, humming and thinking of few problems before noticing the blonde rider. He smiles before walking towards her and tilting his head to a side before he asked her "Sorry is something wrong? Did it broke or something?" He asked her while looking at her motorcycle.
>>3183510
PRESS THAT MMMUUUHFHFUUCCKIINN LIKE BUTTON
>>3183510
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
>>3183515
Deciding between two dragon dildos, they actually look really fun to collect!
Pretty, and practical <3
>>3183534
>>3183543
Which two?
>>3183495
Ahh~ this does feel pretty good.
>Toph's feet start to relax in your hands and ou can hear her make little moans with each touch.
Well I do lik--Wha!
>She gets cut off by your sudden lick and her entire body shivers. Being blind she could only take a guess, but she figured to ask anyway.
Wh-what was that?
>>3183334
Only that you follow my every command. If you decide you are unhappy, you are free to leave. I won't stop you.
>>3183353
My, my. You lot are enthusiastic to serve, to say the least.
>>3183427
>She kicks him in the shin. The heavy boot strikes his bone painfully.
Please do try to control your animalistic urges.
>>3183555
Ones Probably a giant blue horse cock.
>>3183440
Just for you~
>He takes his other hand down to her butt as well and starts to fondle them.
You like this don’t you?
Just say it, and I’ll make you feel amazing~
>>3183487
You’re just asking to get fucked silly, aren’t you?
Because if that’s the case, I will oblige.
>He takes off his pants and shirt, tossing them aside. Revealing his erect cock.
Well? It’s your choice to get breed.
>>3183516
N-no...
>Mika then gets closer to you and presses her hand on your chest.
You really should take a shower more often Anon.
>>3183555
>Trips
http://bad-dragon.com/products/guardian
or
http://bad-dragon.com/products/nocturne
heavily leaning towards #1
>3" knot
>nnngh
>>3183572
You know, once I have a few, I would totally get a blue chance
>>3183562
Sounds like a good deal to me. I thought there was a catch, but now that I know there's nothing weird to being your servant, well..
That just makes me want to say. So, uh.. Do I get an outfit, or..?
>>3183448
I like poems
>>3183581
Would you be as excited if I didn't smell like sweat and dick though, Mika? You're a really dirty girl.
>He says as a hand rests on her wide hip, lightly tracing a finger along it.
>>3183593
>e-life
>>3183467
>>3183492
At the mocking anons, Rin turned towards them, fire in her eyes, shaking her fist.
"What'd you just say? Suzuki is the best brand! Nothing can even come close! And the Katana is the best bike ever made, and my Katana is the best Katana ever made!"
>>3183498
Rin cocks an eyebrow at the strange man with exploding pants, but decides not to comment, when in Rome, after all.
>>3183519
Rin lets out a sigh of relief to see someone who seems interested in helping her out.
"Nope! Katanas never break down! I'm just... out of gas, do you know where I could find a nearby rest stop?" She responds, initially with pride for her bike but sheepishly poking her fingers together once she mentions the true problem.
>>3183543
Sounds like a good idea!
Are you going to be lewding tonight?~
>>3183606
Katana is shit! SHIT!
>>3183585
Yeah, I'd also say go for the first option. If you're taking opinions, that is.
>e-life
>still pretending to be the anime girl after being shown as hairier than nue
You anime girls are pathetic
>>3183606
The male purses his lips as he hears the problem, scratching his cheek with his index finger while looking around hoping to find a rest stop at the distance "Well I don't see one near... maybe if we walk.. let's go look for one" he said and nods to her before catching quick glance of her bust then look back at her eyes
>>3183577
>Mika grins and turns around to show off her perfect ass.
Well why don't you get me ready~
>>3183603
>She makes a pouty face and wiggles around.
Stop it, i'm not dirty~
She then gets on her knees and start to feel up your bulge.
>>3183606
Then why are you on the roadside? If your machine isn't broken, you must be out of gas. That just makes you an idiot. Like your misplaced Suzuki fangirlism. You ride whatever's comfortable and whatever fits your riding style, not a Katana because you think the manufacturer is the best brand! They're all useful in different ways, scrub!
>>3183628
Hmm, don't have much planned, so probably!
>>3183647
I know!
...now I just need $130
>>3183669
(Uh, it's ERP...not sure what you expect q:)
>>3183669
I mean, I know everyone here is probably an ugly fat fuck but I don't really care because I can separate in character stuff and out of character stuff.
Why should I care if a guy who writes porn doesn't look good? I'm not jerking off to him, I'm jerking off to the porn.
>>3183669
>harier than nue
nigga's bald LMAO
>>3183577
>>3183577
Well, uhm... I guess it feels nice.
>She then wraps her arms around you and rest her head as her hips wiggle with every touch.
>>3183562
>Anon grabs his shin, hopping on one foot.
I'm sorry....I just wanted to show my love.
>>3183691
So quick to get on your knees for me... you're addicted to my stink, aren't you?
>He grins, resting a hand gently atop Mika's head, lightly rubbing her forehead.
Want to take a sniff, huh?
>>3183442
"Hey, is your bike okay? It doesn't sound too great..Maybe you need some more fuel?" The man smiled at the blonde girl, looking over her bike. "Nice motorcycle you got here...is it a Suzuki?"
>>3183696
Because you're jerking off to a guy typefucking you
Imagine a fat, sweaty neckbeard pressing his keyboard while you masturbate to it
>>3183722
this is literally what everyone does here
>>3183391
>>3183593
Fuck it ya know
I fucking tried man
I fucking tried, I'm just not good enough
>>3183559
Oh uh, it was my tongue.
Your feet are filthy so I thought you might appreciate it being cleaned. I didn't bring any water though.
>>3183693
Glad to hear it! I'm leaving for dinner pretty soon.
I'll be sure to message you when I get back.
Also I would go with #1.
>>3183733
Uh, yeah.
You're literal human dogshit
>>3183562
Of course I'm eager to serve! I did so once earlier, though it was mostly you teasing me and forcing me to watch, but not touch.
>>3183733
Did you say "i'm sorry"?
>>3183710
Mmhmm...
>Mika takes two fingers and grabs on to your shorts before slowly pulling them down. The scent immediately hits her and she leans back. After a second her lips start to quiver and she starts to rub the musky cock on her soft cheek.
This is.... and odd place to be sure.
>>3183691
>The little male smile as he notices the familiar face from distance, he waves to her from distance with a wide smile.
Hey Big sis~!
>>3183768
Odd in what way. Also hello
>>3183768
Hmm your attire isnt that much more normal...
>He decided to greet the ninja since someone had to
(Really an Ibuki already?)
>>3183768
You said it, ninja lady.
>>3183768
Best ninja is finally here!
>>3183737
Hmmm...
>The girl starts to pout and shakes her head in disgust.
God that's so weird!
>She then stops and relaxes for a moment
But it did feel good... KEEP GOING!
>>3183768
Well that's an odd way to say hello.
>>3183562
When you say "eternal servitude" do you mean until I die? Or do you have a way of enforcing the "eternal" part of it?
>>3183764
>the sweat moist cock smears its stench on the wrestler's cheek as she nuzzles in to it, his balls doing much the same to her chin and jawline.
Mmm... missed it? Been a little whlie since you got to enjoy my stink, Mika. I'm glad I've still got you around to appreciate it.
>>3183789
Maybe from her add on sfv
>>3183769
>She waves back at you
Hey lil' bro!
>post yfw you aren't paul
>>3183768
Sometimes odd is fun though.
>>3183642
>>3183642
Rin gets red in the face and clenches her fists, yelling back at the anon.
"You're shit! I bet you ride a Yamaha like some soon-to-be bald frizzy haired freak!"
>>3183678
Rin looks forlornly off down the road, not seeing a rest stop before the terrain obscured her vision, before sighing and unzipping the top of her racing suit, exposing a bit of cleavage and her pink "Suzuki" t-shirt underneath.
"Well, thanks for your company. I'm Rin." She said, propping up her bike and extending a gloved hand to the helpful anon.
>>3183692
Rin gritted her teeth and narrowed her eyes at the anon.
"I'm not stupid! I-I just forgot to keep an eye on the gauge! That's how good a Katana is to ride!"
>>3183718
Rin beamed with pride at the man's recognition of her bike, puffing her chest out and smiling wide.
"Yep! A 400S Katana, the best bike Suzuki ever made! Which is an achievement because Suzuki makes the best bikes, so it's the best of the best!" she says, eager to toot Suzuki's horn.
"Although... yeah, I'm out of gas. Do you know where I could get some?" she asked, a bit more crestfallen after reminding herself of her current situation.
(Yo I totally forgot that eating was a thing and I figure I ought to do that before I get stuck in so I don't blueball anyone, be back in about twenty minutes or so!)
>>3183391
>>3183758
Try this. It has a 95% success rate
>>3183733
go back to tf2. until you're 18, those 6000 hours spent into tf2 might mean something
>>3183722
When you jerk off to a video on pornhub, are you masturbating to the guy who directed the scene?
If you read a doujin, are you fapping to the author of said doujin?
You're a can't seperate IC and OOC stuff.
>>3183814
>He smiles before skipping and wrapping his arms around her stomach, nuzzling her fit stomach.
How are you? Everything good?
>>3183823
>>3183783
Odd in many ways.... I can't tell if this is some sort of brothel, bar or some place to just sit and talk.
It seems friendly enough I suppose. And hello to you too.
>>3183789
>She simply glares at him
(Do you/we/them not want/need and ibuki?)
>>3183790
So what is this place anyway?
>>3183791
Oh, thanks! You know of me?
>>3183691
If that is what you want~
>He walks over to her, placing one of his hands on her breast and the other on where her clit is. Starting to caress them.
>He placed his dick inbetween her massive bottocks and started to hot dog her.
I do hope this is enough to get you in the mood~
>>3183700
Hm~ I don’t think you need this.
>He took a hold of her pants and pulled them down. Revealing her panties.
>While one hand kept fondling her butt, the other found her slit, slowly tracing it up and down with his fingers through the fabric. Every time her reached her clit, he rubbed against it a bit extra.
This feels good doesn’t it? Tell me if you want to feel even better~
>>3183798
>Without a word, Mika opens her mouth slightly and sucks each ball in. Her tongue swirls around and pushes your orbs in her mouth, while her plump lips suck on your sac.
>>3183875
A little, I might have to talk to you somewhere else though.
>>3183792
Whatever you say, Toph
>He places his tongue back on the sole of her foot, almost in disbelief that his total lie worked, and began cleaning her foot. As he liked he could taste not only the dirt from everywhere she had been, but also a bit of footsweat. He began moving his free hand to his crotch, rubbing his growing bulge
>>3183829
That's very true actually!
>>3183891
I didnt say i minded it, just like this place your outfit is beautiful in a strange way~
>He offers a hand to her as a toekn of peace
(im not speaking for the whole but its nice to have another SF girl and it might lure Cammy out)
I honestly cannot tell if LD is trolling or not now.
If he isn't, then God help him.
>>3183837
BAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FORGOT TO LOOK? Oh, man, that's rich. If you're going to go for a long distance ride, you should bring another can of gas, if not AT LEAST make sure the tank's full. That's like riding 101, you green or something?
>>3183916
I was better off just leaving DMG altogether
I figured I'd make an attempt to bury this shit but in the end it just made me realize how fucking awful I am
It want attention so desperately
>>3183587
>Rachel was reclining in her throne, as usual. She closed her eyes and placed her cheek in her palm.
That means you obey, no questions asked. Understand?
>She opens an eye at the anon's question and looks at him, carrying a bored look in her eye.
Did you want an outfit?
>>3183705
>Rachel sighed wearily at the anon's foolishness and closed her eyes, placing two fingers on her brow in a gesture of exasperation.
There are much more appropriate ways to express that. Why is it that you all lack common sense? I'm surprised you haven't been arrested already, if this is how you react upon seeing little girls. Pervert.
>>3183755
>Rachel smiles smugly and shuts her eyes as she remembers the experience.
Ah, that was a quite a fun time, was it not?
>>3183797
Until your mortal life expires. I know what you have in mind and I'll have you know I do not surrender myself to those urges.
>>3183937
>it just made me realize how fucking awful I am
DID PAUL ACTUALLY JUST FUCKING SEE THIS
>>3183837
He smiles and gently shakes her hand, doing his best to keep his attention on her cute face before her chest. He sighs and looked down the road "Nice to meet you and cute name.. so let's go down the road and see if we find one...want me to carry your bike?" He asked before placing his hands on he handlebars, wondering if it was okay to touch it.
>>3183891
Yes, I've heard of you before. Ibuki, is it?
>>3183952
>Gives 10 million (You)s
>>3183899
O-Oh fuck... I-I guess that's a yes... ngh..
>The wrestler's enthusiasm catches him off guard as she sucks the stink off his balls, making him gasp out loud, hand caressing the back of her head affectionately.
Hey, hey! Whas goin' on round here? Where'sh the booze?!
>>3183954
Madam rachel i am the anon you shocked the other day. i took your advice and i will ask again... May i be your slave?
>Anon said shyfully
>>3183891
Well I'm sure is...all that things combined. Basically the purpose is too have fun here..and which is the most used method here...fuck
>>3183937
>paul's back on a depressive streak after the self-righteous streak
like fucking clockwork. get help, kid
>>3183837
// It's okay, take your time!
He couldn't help but smile at the girl's enthusiasm. "Ah, no wonder it looks so refined. I've always liked Suzukis myself, though for some reason many other don't." He shrugged, then looked at the girl in front of him. "Right, gas. Yeah, I know a station relatively near here. I suppose we'll have to walk there. Is that okay with you, Miss...um..May I know your name?"
>>3183891
This place? It's basically like the least regulated nightclub ever. Sex, drugs, rock & roll. Chatting and fucking in the same place. Depends on what you want, who you want it with, and where.
>>3183954
I'm not a pervert! I just really like old vampires.
But I digress, what is a more appropriate way to express my affection for you?
>>3183954
Oh. Sure, I guess. It'd make it feel official, y'know?
And, yeah. I pledge fidelity to you.
>>3183937
>in the end it just made me realize how fucking awful I am
>in the end it just made me realize how fucking awful I am
>in the end it just made me realize how fucking awful I am
>>3183896
Hey wait!
>You strip off her clothes to reveal her small, yet soft butt wrapped in green panties. She tries to protest, but her voice is turned to moans as you feel her up.
Haaah~ wh-what are you touching~?
>Her entire body gets warm and your fingers start to feel a wet spot when you rub.
I-it feels good...
>>3183901
>She continues to moan as you clean her foot and her breathing starts to get heavy. Her ears perk up at the sound of your rubbing and she gets a perverted grin. Her free foot raises up and starts to poke at you with her toes.
Complaining about work, yuruposter yuruposter, etc
>>3183915
Oh thanks! Honestly sometimes I feel like my outfit could be better buuut, it is my uniform and it is comfy!
>She smiles and takes his hand firmly, giving it a shake in agreement
(Oh I see!)
>>3183971
>The young can't help but get a little enjoyment from knowing someone knows her. She grins softly
And who might you be?
>>3184017
>Her eyebrows raise in response
I see...
>She looks around, hiding her slight nervousness best she can
There are.... quite a few handsome guys here huh?
>She grins looking around and to the anon
>>3184028
I see, and all that is just as easy as asking or doing it?
>She smiles
>>3184086
Go to work.
>>3183764
(This right here is my favorite R.Mika image)
>>3184086
Mechanon X Yuruposter when?
>>3184123
Are you going to cuck cockstink anon next Jiro?
>>3184010
Hey, it's my favorite drunkard! How are you coming along, Suika?
>>3183896
Mmmm~ you know what I like!
>Mika's nipple starts to poke you as you caress her bosom and you can feel her juices start to seep. Her large cheeks snugly hold your cock and she backs in to you to get more feeling.
>>3183997
>She continues to suck and taste the filth on your balls as her fingers get a hold of your crown. She lifts you cock up above her face and starts to lick the shaft up and down. Making sure to slurp up every wrinkle.
>>3184123
(I'm a fan of it too.)
>>3184055
>Her moans embolden him to lick even faster, although it seems no matter how much he licks the dirt won't come off. He stops as he feels her other foot touch him.
Hm? What are you doing?
>>3184138
who else has he cucked?
Is Rhin around?
>>3184105
Yep.
>He simple replied before tilting his head to a side at her statement before blushing bit as she looks at him. He smiles and chuckles before responding.
Well yeah. Also a lot of girls are here If you want to indulge with someone...and you are pretty..hot too
>>3184133
>>3184105
Well yeah, if you want it either ask away or just take it, you just gotta be ready for the consequences though. Sometimes crazy shit ends up happening here.
>>3184105
Oh im a fan of hips so i happen to love it~
>He tries to look as charming as possible after the handshake finishes
>>3184189
fuck off
>>3184189
SILI!
>>3184152
It's time to stop, anon.
>>3183954
More like I was just checking it wasn't really for forever.
Though.. Eternity under the thumb of a vampire..
>>3184138
(Am I gonna what)
>>3184189
muh love!
>>3184145
M-Mika... nnn...
>He lifts one of his legs to lightly rub it against her side as she indulges herself in his cock and his sack. He exhales hotly, undoing the ties at her pigtails to make her blond hair flow freely as pre smeared over her forehead from her continual slurps and licking.
F-fuck Mika... you're on fire today...
>>3184055
And I'll make it feel even better~
>He takes his hand under the fabric of her panties and puts two of his fingers into her wet hole. He then starts to kiss her, just at the lips at first, but after a while he pushes his tongue into her mouth.
Now~ tell me where you want me to make you feel amazing~
It can be anything. Your slit, your ass, your mouth. Anything you want.
>>3184145
>He pinches her nipple through the fabric.
Hm~ then tell me, do you want me to fill your ass with my cock.
Or do you want me to fill your womb with my seed, impregnating you?
I’m fine with either one.
>>3184229
I can't control myself.
>>3184201
>>3184152
>>3184133
>>3184161
The thread out of Elizabeth with the sergal
Two anons out of Ribbon with Taranza
A Nidoking out of Hajime with Garchomp
He's an absolute madman
>>3184233
Furry porn will you ever truly join us? I want a warm coat to hug while you hump me
>>3184158
>She continues to pant as you lick her soles and her panties start to get a little wet.
Nothing~
>She starts to giggle as her foot grazes your chest and abs.
>>3184252
>She shocked by the kiss at first, but then start to get into it. Her tongue rolls around yours and her hand caresses your cheek.
M-my butt...
>>3184229
>>3184180
>She smiles and grins more in response. Looking a bit more around her before focusing on the anon in front of her
Heh, hunky guys are more my thing....
>She pauses and blushes
Maybe girls... And, thanks. You're not so bad yourself.
>>3184205
I see. This seems like a great place to come and unwind. To relax after a long rough day maybe.
>She speaks more to herself then to him, her eyes looking away and around before looking at him oddly
Oh? Crazy shit huh. No need to worry about that. I can handle myself in a fight.
>>3184211
>She blushes and looks down her body and back up into his eyes. She shakes her hips a little, tilting them slowly back and forth as she talks
Oh, is that so? Well thank you~ I never thought guys may like the look so much!
>She eyes him up down as she continues moving her hips from side to side
THESE
GODDAMN
>>3184221
I wish I could
>>3184224
Anooon! How's it been being Chara's personal chef?
>>3184243
MY love!
FUCKERS
>>3184347
MECHANONS
>>3184347
YURUPOSTERS.
>>3184333
Some guys like a cute and fit girl who shows off just the right places, and at least this guy already likes you alot~
>He gives her a wink and goes to place a hand on her hip while keeping his flirty body language
>>3184305
That’s a good place. But do you really want me to go in dry?
I’m completely fine with that, but if you want an easier time, meaby you you want my dick to be a bit wetter? And how would we do that~?
>>3184354
Literally the most boring thing ever. How'd you get him to anul that shit? I've been sneaking off to bake and cook anyways. Who fucking survives on nothing but chocolate based food?!
>>3184347
>>3184365
SUMIREKO'S WHO WON'T ERP WITH ME!!
>>3184372
Really?
>>3184354
>drinks up my Silica
>>3184372
I bet he just said I'm sorry.
>>3184372
No one cares
>>3184284
Oh Anon~ I've lewded here before. Maybe someday I'll do it again~
>>3184244
Only to...day~?
>Her mouth continues to make lewd noises as her tongue moves across your pole. She then takes the tip and starts to bite on it very lightly before wrapping her lips around on the pink head and sucking fiercely.
>>3184252
Ahh~ My pussy could use a little attention Anon.
She then uses her strength to push you on your back with her ass and fall on you. Mika takes your cock and starts to rub it along her dripping slit.
>>3184372
>>3184333
>He chuckles at her blush before tilting his head to a side and curls his lips into a smile. He hums for a bit thinking before asking her.
So what are you in the mood for? Just checking this place? Or looking for a hot guy enjoy the night with?... I have plenty of time.
>He said before blushing and letting out a soft laugh
>>3183954
>He blushes heavily, his gaze falling to the ground.
It...It really was, Miss~
>>3184333
(Checked)
>He starts to eye her up and down.
You say that now, and I definitely can see that you could probably handle yourself in a NORMAL fight. But I'm talking weird. Just last night there was a hypnosis show. There are people with wings. Monsters. THERE ARE LITERALLY HUMAN BOATS AND PLANES AND EVERY SO OFTEN A CAR TRIES TO GET LAID. It's...it's an impact on the brain.
>>3184453
STOP CRUSHING WHAT LITTLE HOPE I HAVE
>>3184484
literally sitting at your computer laughing that DMG is still posting your dumb face and getting you as the subject of everyone's attention.
If DMG takes LD back I'll shit post her in to the ground too.
>>3184484
Can I join your discord?
>>3184372
Literally battered housewife syndrome
>>3184429
Good choice~
>He tries to get her to put it in, but fails under the pressure.
Hm-- Well then, Use my cock as you please~ It’s all yours~
>>3184516
file name
>>3184305
>Out of the corner of his eyes, he notices a wet spot on her panties. A smirk grows on his face.
It looks like your getting excited. Perhaps thier is a way we can help each other out.
>He crotches down to toph's crotch, while also moving her now wet foot on to his bulge.
Do you want to feel good?
>>3184509
>>3184429
O-ow... heh... f-fine... nnn, every day. You're my favorite, Mika~
>He sighs out heavily in pleasure, wincing at that light bite through a grin on his face, starting to pump his hips lightly against the wrestler's eagerly sucking, pretty face, her features a mess of her own saliva by now with how she had licked and slurped all over him.
>>3184544
>>3184380
>Suddenly, Toph gets a tight grip on your cock and squeezes it in her hand. The girl then opens her drooling mouth and licks her lips.
I think I know a way~
>She then gets on her knees and rips open your pants. She then slides her tongue around the shaft and kisses the tip.
>>3184534
>Toph start to stroke you through the clothing and giggles.
Maybe~
>>3184379
Heh.
>She very gently giggles from his words, allowing him to place his hand on her hip. Once he does she responds by trailing her fingertips down his chest as she gazes to him. Still of course moving her hips side to side in a teasing motion.
I see. Heh, you're really cute too you know.
>Her tongue just barely licks her lips
Very cute! I think I like you a lot too.
>Another one of her hands trace down his side
>>3184454
I guess anything really. I came here just to see what this place was really, buut... When I saw all the hunks well, hehe. I can't say I wouldn't be in the mood for a little lewd fun.
>She grins, places her fingertips on his cheek and caressing it gently
And you're very cute.
>>3184469
>She enjoys the attention of the looks and does the same to him. She holds back a laugh, looking up and away for a few moments. You can tell she's trying not to laugh, and after a few moments she doesn't, remains calm and looks back towards you.
Whoa... Well still, don't sell me short here. I have a strong mind too! Any mind games or anything I can handle just as easy.
Sounds like you could use a body guard or something though.
>She smirks gently
The rain has cleared, Anon...
>>3184395
Why are you blaming me?! They came up with that all on their own! And uh.. I don't think she'll like that too much if she finds out.
>>3184404
>Rests happily in my Cell's tummy
Oh, oh! My makeup station is still here!
>>3183918
Rin blushed and crossed her arms, which had the effect of squishing out her tits.
"S-shut up! If you're not going to help just go away!"
>>3183965
"Ah, no, you don't need to-" she started, but stopped herself once he got to her bike.
"Thanks. It can be a bit heavy though, so be careful!"
>>3184023
Rin's eyes lit up as the man introduced himself as a member of Team Suzuki™. She flashed him a thumbs up before extending her hand to shake his.
"I'm Rin, Rin Suzunoki!"
>>3184582
Then why don't you kiss me already? i assume you're eager to overpower me~
>The hand on her hip gently slides more into her outfit... he had to manually check if she wear panties with it while he can
>>3184011
Since you asked like a civilized person this time...very well.
>>3184033
Pervert.
>Rachel lowered her hand and opened an eye to stare at the anon.
I haven't a clue. I'm sure you can think of a way to make use of yourself. Have you any talents? Skills?
>>3184036
>Her one eye remained open as she smiled.
Good. Here you are.
>Rachel snapped her fingers. Immediately after, a sudden gust of wind appeared and swirled around the anon. Many small scarlet rose petals were being carried along with the supernatural breeze. The eye of the vortex of rose seemed to be right in front of the anon, as they gathered there taking a strange shape. As if it were never there in the first place, the mysterious winds abruptly vanished as did the rose petals they carried. In their place was a small table, with an opulent uniform, fit for a high-class butler.
Is this acceptable?
>>3184230
>Rachel looked unamused.
You are free to walk away if you are not interested. Just don't waste my time.
>>3184455
>She opens her eyes to glance at the servant, who was now red as a tomato.
So, what have you come for today, dear servant?
>>3184589
Are you saying i cant share your bed tonight?
>>3184608
I stopped minding. I'll probably just get stabbed. Or lose my soul. So, how've you been silly?
>>3184582
>When she touches his cheek with her finger, his heart started to pick up the pace he gulps and smiles at her, before his hand gently runs over her arm.
Well...thanks. and sure let's have some fun..why not?
>>3184544
>>3184563
This is your payback, huh
you're going to just publicly humiliate me
as if I wasn't already a walking fucking failure
as if I wasn't putting me entire soul into just trying to heal my mistakes
I'm fucking sorry
I'm literally fucking crying now I can't handle this
I'm gonna just take a break from the threads for awhile
you win DMG
I hope you're happy, that's all I want
>>3184699
Don't forget to kill yourself!
>>3184569
Ah~ That’s right, get it all wet and slippery.
Can you imagine it, all the way up you ass?
Maybe you want it all the way down your throat first?
You can do whatever you want with it~
>He places his hand on her head, stroking her hair.
>>3184699
>I'm gonna just take a break from the threads for awhile
Good idea.
Not even trying to mock you. Good idea.
>>3184527
Hehe will do~
>Mika starts to stoke it with her fingers before teases the tip with her pussy. The girl then gets up above it and slams down on you waist. She continues to beat you with her large cheeks and her wet walls hug you tightly inside.
>>3184552
Hmmm, this is pretty dirty, I'm gonna need help. NADESHIKO!
>Suddenly a brunette woman with a build similar to Mika's runs up and kneel down next to her. The new girl then reaches out with her velvety fingers and starts to stroke it. Lust fills in her eyes and she starts to salivate. Mika notices this and looks up at you.
Please lie on your back~
>mika
>>3184699
Put shoe on head
>>3184608
along with the mini fridge and VIP bathroom
>Cell
>>3184635
He smiles before walking with and looking around for a rest stop. He looks at her and feels the silence between them. He smiles before trying to break it a bit "So what are you doing here? I mean..I don't see cuties like you here so much" he says before chucking a bit
>>3184569
>He let's out a sigh as Toph begins to rub him, then begins moving towards her panties.
Well, looks like someone is experienced.
>He slides his pants down, letting toph's warm, moist foot touch his bare manhood. He then uses his teeth to pull down toph's undergarment, grazing it with his nose on the way down.
Boy this is gonna be fun.
>>3184582
You can laugh, it's hilarious.
>He giggles
Well, I suppose that wouldn't be the worst idea, having a sexy ninja bodyguard. But so far I've been pretty much alright. I mainly just get by on being extra kind. So what brings the ninja here anyways? Business or Pleasure?
>>3184699
>hope you're happy that's all i want
KEK
you ruined his e-life, which isnt much to me, but it meant a lot to dmg i guess
just helping you realize that you did dmg dirty despite him having done a lot for you, and that this is all your fault
you wont be missed, not even by dmg
>>3184635
>He laughs a bit before walking over
Fine, fine, I guess there's no reason to keep teasing you. Least I could do is help you walk the thing to a gas station.
>>3184675
>Closing his eyes, he took a deep breath before looking back to Rachel once his blush had begun to clear.
For whatever use you have of me today, Miss~