/scaly/ - Scaly General: Thread #63 Post lewd reptiles and

I prefer my scalies with tits and no cloaca. Deal with it.

>>3173395
I have not seen this image before and good god is it cute as fuck. I want to marry that triceratops.

>>3173395
>Would a dragon be able to speak human language? If not, what would a dragon language sound like? Could humans speak it?
I don't know, do any of you have a dissertation of the exact structure of a dragons speech organs? The phonemes they're capable and incapable of producing would heavily influence their language.

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>>3173468

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>>3173525
>never

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>>3173553
>ever

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>>3173567
>ever
Why must life be without snayykfus, /scale/?

>>3173553
>>3173567
Thanks for reminding me to look up art of the new snek type.

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>you will never snuggle with a kobold

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>>3173578

Because we must live in the worst of realities.

>>3173581
It's unfortunately a male, I think.
Unless I've been rused.

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>>3173609
I'd kill to have a kobold wife to snuggle with.

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>>3173621
Post more cozy snake

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>>3173650

>>3173636
I hope so.

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>>3173667

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>>3173636
its the king isnt it

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>>3173636
>>3173706

It's literally called Viper King, so...

>The Viper King, or as Dr. Vahlen calls him in her research logs, Subject Gamma, is a special, and far more powerful than usual Viper.
Like other ruler aliens, it gets to take one action after every action any XCOM squad member takes, during a special "Ruler Reaction" phase.

>It can use Tongue Pull like other Vipers, binding a soldier, but rather than staying in one place, it then uses its next action to knock the bound soldier unconscious and release them.

>It can also use an area-of-effect breath weapon, breathing out a cloud of gas with a freezing attack similar to the Frost Bomb.

>Like other ruler aliens, it will summon a psionic gate after a few turns and attempt to escape.

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>>3173777
I actually seem to have not saved anymore of that comfy snake, so in return, big snake.

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>>3173833
>I actually seem to have not saved anymore of that comfy snake

I wanna make a dragon cum so hard that they let out a powerful roar. And I mean one that you can hear miles away.

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>>3173609
>>3173640
>you will never cuddle with her by the fire during the winter
>she'll never cling onto you for every drop of warmth
>you'll never give up on prying her off to go to bed for the night
>you two will never fall asleep right there against the couch
Why even live

>>3173816
Looks cool as heck.

>>3173875
You are killing me, anon.

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>>3173870

I'd like that.

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>>3173858
>I found one more

X-com vipers always puzzle me because they seem to be wholly accepted by all boards and even monstergirl fags, despite being "furry".

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>>3173957
No, you see anon, they're aliens, so it's actually xenophilia.
Which is the conquering patrician's fetish.

>>3173991
I'm being serious here.

>>3173912
>You are killing me, anon.
I'm already dead on the inside :,^)

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>>3173957
>because they seem to be wholly accepted by all boards and even monstergirl fags, despite being "furry"

Weaver's comic sums it up.

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>>3174024

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>>3173957
>even monstergirl fags
I have not seen that, people still call it out as being furry and demand its removal.

>>3173991
Viper version of this where they're talking about destroying us with "it's okay to fuck this" when?

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>>3173950

Found one last one, the most painful.

>tfw this will never be you

>>3174044
>taking a negative of the original viper gives the inverted scheme of the viper king
DEEPEST LORE

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>>3174024
Still furry by the usual standards, though.

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>>3173870
>Dragon is instantly embarrassed

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>>3174058
>tfw you actually love the snake beyond mere sexual attraction

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>>3174091
>you will never have a snayykfu

>>3174048
I see the same people who go to forced snek threads posting MGQ and that anime thing while replying positively to viper snakes.
Guess it's just a very vocal minority instead of things changing.

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>>3174110
>>3174091
>>3174058
>>3173875
>>3173578

DELETE THIS!!!

>>3173991
Kroganfag, can accept this.
Let's just hope they don't end up like turians and kill us all the moment we do oral.

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>All this kobold and snek posting coming back

>>3173419
>Was it 6 or 7? I forgot.

Page 7-10 works. 6 is usually too soon.

>>3174154
No :^)

>you will never get to experience of sleeping with a kobold girl for the first time, and her experience of sleeping with a human, and the almost instinctual way she clamps her entire body around you for your warmth
>she will never be roused to wakefullness in the morning by you giving her a big hug, helping her blood heat up
>she'll never pester and push and drag you to the couch for a mid-day cuddle whenever she's feeling drowsy from cold weather

:,^)

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>>3174154
FIGHT THE PAIN DON'T LET IT OVER COME YOU DAMN IT!!!!!

>all you with your kobolds and sneks
>me here, only sad that I'll never have an argonian bf whose FREEDOM I can fight for

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>>3174238
was there ever an official explanation as to why the snakes have tits?

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>>3174235
>haha, anon, no one will ever, ever have a scaly family
:^)

:^l

:^(

:,^(

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>>3174306
>was there ever an official explanation as to why the snakes have tits?

I remember someone posted the artbook page of them. Something something

It's a remnant of their time as 'thin men'. They were engineered to take on mammalian characteristics for infiltration purposes. That is, to look human. Now, when infiltration is no longer a primary concern, they're transferring back to designs more reminiscent of their natural forms.

>>3173511
Literally every dragon I've seen that has been capable of speech was a disgustingly magical creature.
Looking at you here, Paarthurnax.

Those who couldn't tended to be telepaths, so no better.

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>>3174317
>>3174235
I want to get off this ride.

>>3174348
>fatpost
What the fuck was their intern smoking.

>>3174317
>>3174370
Reminder
>never
>ever
>EVER

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>>3174441
Doesn't matter, have adoptive lizards.

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>>3174441
STOP

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>>3174374

Good taste, anon. Good taste.

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>>3174496
>kobold wife
>never
>ever
;_;

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>>3174091
>>tfw you actually love the snake beyond mere sexual attraction

Really anon? Can you explain to a pleb like me?

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>>3174541
>you will never marry kobold princess

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Would you?

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>>3174555
Different anon here, but it's all about waifus.

Also, nice trips.

>>3174583
I'd pet scaly tail.

>>3174583
Argonian, correct?
The only ones I would are...

...let me quickly come up with some that are reasonably obscure...

Tall-Trees-Falling and From-Deepest-Fathoms.

>>3174555
honestly, they're just so adorable, and the body type and nature of them just leads itself to a whole load of
>tfw you will never
scenarios.
Obviously, as they have no real personality in the vidya, I can't fall for them that way; I still can't stop dreaming or fantasizing about having a qt snayyk girlfriend regardless.

>>3174570
>you will never marry any of the scalefu princesses

[spoiler]DP2 a best[/spoiler]

>>3174501
But anon, if the snake is fat, how can the snake coil around you?

>>3174555
I think it's probably something like having a waifu.

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I dont even mod bro

>>3174670
[spoiler]Those don't work here.[/spoiler]

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>>3174670
>But anon, if the snake is fat, how can the snake coil around you?

Interesting you should say that, snake breeders purposefully overfeed their sneks to become fat so they can they lay eggs better.

Also, snakes are mainly muscle, so very well, actually.

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>>3174583
Yes, I'd impregnate any argonian girl.

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>>3174670
>DP2 a best

Damn straight.

>>3174738
>any
Refine your taste, my friend.

>>3174691
[spoiler]I know :^)[/spoiler]

>>3174734
But there's certainly a diference between thicc snake and "snake so fat it could be mistaken for a unusually mobile sausage"

>>3174744
>DP2 I haven't saved
hot damn, than you anon.

>>3174734
>Also, snakes are mainly muscle, so very well, actually.
>Overfeeding snek waifu makes her both thicc and muscular
She's even more perfect than I thought

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>>3174757
No.

>>3174501
Fatsnek is only good when it's a result of [spoiler]vore[/spoiler] though

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>>3174769

That is true, but I would a sausage too.
After all
>Vipers come in all shapes and sizes, commander

>>3174778
It's true, I thought that was a pretty neat fact.

>>3174789
They're always good, anon. Regardless of how.

>>3174789
Do you want to be the fat on the snake, anon?

>>3174779
You dishonour your waifus.
Especially because there's more than one.

>>3174789
>vore
Vore is for crocodiles, silly.

>>3174789
I unfortunately [spoiler]cannot disagree[/spoiler]

>>3174789
>voresnek should be fat
>voresnek should develop a pregnant belly
>voresnek should lay out its victim as an egg
>egg contains baby victim

My headcanon for circle of life/earth-mother naga

>>3174789
I just can't enjoy vore if there's death involved.

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>>3174769

I'm not sure how RARE my DP2's are.

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>>3174860

>>3174583
Touch scaly tail

>>3174816
>They're always good, anon. Regardless of how.
Debatable

>>3174817
>Do you want to be the fat on the snake, anon?
Not ideal but fine

>>3174825
>Vore is for crocodiles, silly.
Strongfat vorish crocogirl is good too

>>3174836
Good tastes

>>3174860
That sort of thing always seems out there to me
Though I'm fine with unbirth ending in that

>>3174864
My preference for survival or digestion varies month to month, though my ideal vore scenario is always assimilation/digestion with the prey remaining semiconscious as a part of the pred and the pred having the option to bring them back if she's ever in the mood

>>3174889
That's a good DP2, my folder is almost a [spoiler]pamphlet[/spoiler] at this rate.
Since there's so little art of DP2 in general
:^(

>>3174897
I don't know if that's bad

>>3174904
God that song was so stealthfully naughty. I've blasted it in the car and nobody thought anything of it

>>3174924
Yeah unbirth is how I like it too but never pass up an opportunity to kill 2 fetishes with one boner

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I know some people prefer feral and flat chested, but for those of you otherwise, which one of these 3 lovely ladies do you like?

>>3174945
maybe I'll imgur my stash, anon

>>3174924
I want them to die painfully.

Then again, it's practically unavoidable because I'm also a [meme]scatfag[/meme].

This kinda talk should probably go to the vore thread, desu

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LOL

>>3174992
I guess so, but taking conversations across threads is a little tedious.
I got work, anyway, so let's kill it.

>>3174961
DP1

[lolspoiler]So I can put her on a diet[/lolspoiler]

>>3174958
>Yeah unbirth is how I like it too but never pass up an opportunity to kill 2 fetishes with one boner
Eh, there's some mixes that just get awkward

>>3174973
Me too, but I have other fetishes that make me also like nonfatal

>>3174992
>>3175008
Threads can cross pollinate, and sneks are a common subject of vore
As long as we keep talking about scalys and sneks a minor divergence into vore should be fine

>>3174992
Let's all be good little kids and make sure we never eat food outside the dining room

You're ridiculous m8 you kno that

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>>3175063

ehhh, I hate vore, is why I said it. Sorry.

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>>3174992

Yeah, vore's not really my thing either.

I prefer waifu'ing qt lizardfolk

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>>3175002
>you cant marry the dragon
0/10 will not play

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>>3175093
>>3175121
Well we ain't postin we just discussin

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>>3174789
>>3174860
>>3174924
>>3174958
>>3174973
>>3175008
>>3175063
>>3175074
I truly do hate vore and everyone who enjoys it. Every time I'm enjoying pictures of snakes and dragons it gets ruined, thankfully I wasn't about to fap this time.

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>>3175121
>I prefer waifu'ing qt lizardfolk
this t b h

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>>3175127

RF4 is a good game worth playing honestly, and Venti is there all day, all the time. You can even party member her later on.

>get Ventuswill to 100 Friendship Points

>Ventuswill: It must be fate that brought you to me.
>Lest: ...?
>Ventuswill: I am glad, very glad, that you are here.
>Lest: Venti...
>Ventuswill: Wh-what...?
>Ventuswill: S-stop giving me that sappy look. You're embarrassing me.
>Ventuswill: A-anyway. You have my deepest thanks, Lest.
>Ventuswill: ...But do not expect me to say this again! Now get going!

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>>3175121

ahahahaha, I never realized what the hat said, pff.

Oh man, that is great. Totally saved it without looking at it.

>>3175127
the sequel to that image.

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>>3173816
99% chance they made it a male to troll the xcom fans since they KNOW how popular the vipers are. Beserkers are also all female yet they got a "queen" ruler.

>>3175253
>99% chance they made it a male to troll the xcom fans since they KNOW how popular the vipers are.

But XCOM already had Snakemen. It's not out of bounds for them to exist, really.

>>3175248
FUCKIN PANCAKES
Now I want some
Venti is cute too I guess or something yeah

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Who is this

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>>3175308

howtocourtadragon.jpg

>>3173609
I once had a dream where I had a kobold foster daughter that I trained to use a bow to back me up as I was a knight. Pretty sure it was influenced by LoZ:Twilight Princess since I played it during that time.

>>3175377
Looks like a fat bitch in a shitty fursuit.

>>3175377
Mr. nightmare fuel.

>>3175377
Someone with a lack of social awareness or priorities when it comes to money?

>>3175281
Vipers replaced the actual snakemen from the original x-coms. The King was an experimental prototype, autopsy reveals that it is defenitly the only male viper in existance.

Here's a tidbit: if you wear the viper king armor after you kill him, regular vipers run away from you.

Ok

>>3175377

A nice rack?

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>>3175377
No idea but reminded of pic related.

>>3175196
Well, that's bad for you.

>>3175475
>only male viper in existence
Think of all the fucc he must have been getting.

>>3175595
>male viper fuccing my snayykfus
REEE

>>3175646
>male viper not fuccing me

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>>3175646
The best way to get back at him is to fugg him. Or be fugged by him. That'll teach them.

>>3175649
>getting fucced by a male snayyk
>when you could be fuccing snayyk grills
I feel sorry for the gayfags, for it must be a horrid existence.

>>3175666
Trips of truth, male sneks are awful.

Just about any and all other reptiles are superior.

>>3175666
Satan trips confirm, straightfags are superior specimens.

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I always found the idea of reptilian and mammalian anthro cross breeding and interesting concept. One that's sadly not regularly made

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>>3175308
>Venti is cute too I guess or something yeah

I just poorly edited this together, so please indulge my autism and look.

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>>3175726
this too.

>>3175745
Stop making me wanna fug dragons, my brain tells me they're all disgustingly overrated.

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Now with shading and BG.

>>3175726
You know you can take screenshots through Miiverse, right? Though they're JPEGs and it's sorta a clunky way of taking screenshots.

>>3175666
>Kill Viper King, become new king with Viper harem.

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>>3175770
stop fighting it, there is a reason you want to fuck them

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>>3175770

No, you sit there and enjoy cute dragons.

>>3175770
Well, they are the special snowflakes of OCs.

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>dragon X dragonslayer
oft joked of but not often seen

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and some old fashioned goyle

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>>3176364
This artist's dragonoid is quite the sub.

>>3176392
He looks like he's in a lot of pleasure when he's getting fucked. I kinda wish I was in his place.

>>3176411
>>3176392
I know many people don't like it but it really does feel good. Much moreso than simple masturbation.

Anyway, his art style is great and really reminds me of Murskahammas. Both great finds and a treasure.

>>3176411
No denying that.

>>3176465
It's good stuff. Can you post the rest?

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>>3176535
>It's good stuff. Can you post the rest?
You mean Murskahammas? I try to avoid doing reposts but I guess I can. I'm pretty fond of it.

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>>3176592

>>3176411
You and me both, famalamadingdong.

>>3175405
>>3175420
>>3175427

What's with the harsh, nasty criticism? Do any of you know that person? I don't need this place to be a hug box or anything but explain the comments please.

>>3176671
I think a lot of people see "real-life" furries as cancer, no matter what.

>>3175377
A rug dragon?

[spoiler]Actually that sounds pretty comfy[/spoiler]

>>3176355
Wait, why is the helmet drooling?

>>3176819
The helmet is being used for emoting since you never see his face.

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>>3176626
Thanks anon

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>>3176906
<3

>>3176951
That looks like lizard Asgore.

>>3177683
What is this creature?

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>>3177690
Damned if I know.

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>>3177737

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>>3177784
Litter lizard is good.

But she needs a proper fucking.

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>>3177813
She needs more than one.

>>3177859
Well, maybe, but there's reallly only two viable male candidates, Asgore and Mettaton.
And I fucking despise Mettaton.

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>>3177870
Why don't you do it yourself?

>>3177882
Because self-inserts are cancer.

I totally would if they weren't, though.

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>>3177886
Not like that, dingus. If you want to stay in universe, then the obvious choice would be Undyne with a strapon. My point was that you're free to fantasize about whatever.

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>>3174541
>waifuing Kobold princess
>Not gaining her trust and then ordering her to suck off enemies to death

>>3178107
>sharing your waifu
Disgusting.

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>>3178136
>Not spreading the love

Selfish. It's not like I'm asking her to use her other holes

>>3178146
>"Hey waifu, go do sexual things on strangers for my benefits."
And you call me selfish.

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>>3178173
Her lust level its high. It's not like she doesn't want to.

Just let your waifu suck dicks anon its what she would want.

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>>3178181
I'll be satisfying her lusts myself, thank you very much.

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Hipbolds are just as bad as furfagbolds

>>3178196
All I see is a dick and two balls.

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>>3176348
>>3176359
>>3176355
>Get into DAS late so I miss the dragon furfaggotry
>Dragon faggotry didn't really exist in 2 because its armor
>Just get DAS3
>Reminded that dragons exist

I want to be the dragon slut now

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>>3178181

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>>3178208
Exactly!

>>3178213
HEY WIFE GO SUCK THAT ENEMY OFF WHILE I STAB HIM IN THE BACK

IS NOT THE SAME AS

HEY WIFE GO HAVE SEX WITH THAT ENEMY WHILE I WATCH

FUCK YOU
ITS A LEGIT COMBAT STRATEGY

I'M NOT A KEK

>>3178234
>I'M NOT A KEK
But you sure are mad.

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>>3178246
I am

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>>3178234
I bet you think anal "isn't cheating." Don't worry, watching your waifu get bred and covered by bull semen totally isn't cuckery.

>>3178256
>Hey guys, look what I found. Can I keep him?

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>>3178263
>not killing them before they can finish

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What does trash think of these tris

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>>3178212
The dragon form has never been satisfactory in any of the games. In 1 they're kinda cute but still odd and fuzzy, and generally pretty weak. 2 they're nothing but armor but actually probably the most useful of the forms. In 3 they have great faces but look sickly.

Really wish they could've just given innate defenses similar to armor while still being naked, and not make the skills so costly AND ineffective. They're mostly for laughs. Weirdly enough the unarmed attack in 1 is probably the best thing they ever had at the time. Quite dull, and looks more like gentle pawing than clawing. Oh well.

Last pic, I somehow missed this one even though I swore I had saved it before.

>>3178274
>it's not cheating if they don't come inside!
sure buddy

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>>3178280
It's K. I never watched recent TMNT though.

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>>3178290
You're not missing much. She was the best thing in the special and that's saying something since she didn't actually appear until halfway through the entire thing

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>>3178282
Also, I don't mean that to be discouraging. Just don't expect it to be amazing in terms of gameplay. It's still fun to be a dragon faggot.

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I want to marry a scaly

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>>3178407
Same anon. There's no hope for us.

>>3178107
>sharing
>your
>waifu
No.

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>>3178656
SHES NOT MY WAIFU

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>>3178196
Depends on how big the hips are, senpatchi

[memespoiler]also, does anyone have this pic without all the artifacting [/memespoiler]

>>3178666
>Kobold Princess isn't your waifu
Shit taste on top of being a cuck, me oh my :^)

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>>3178690
....FUCK YOU

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>>3178683
There's a difference between kobolds having big hips because they need to since they are egg layers and hyperhips

>>3178683
Man, the things I would do to and for that kobold.

Found the artist's DA, but that seems to be the only version available: http://chochi.deviantart.com/art/Pooit-Kobold-2-0-507641646

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>>3178698
I'm sorry anon-kun, please don't cry :^(

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Please don't fuck the kobolds.

Sure they're cute and sexy. But half of them will steal more than your virginity and the other half are really really into traps

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>tfw you're perfectly fine with your waifu having sex with other men

If it takes more than one dick to satisfy her then fine. I guess I'm a cuckold. But at least shes happy

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>>3178705
>and hyperhips
But anon, there's a difference between just really, really big hips, and hips that are 70% of their body mass.

>>3178719
>only version available
Dammit; I'm not that only one that thinks the shoddy cleanup job the artist did half-ruins the picture, right? They should have just left the paper texture.

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>>3178732
That's a bit racist of you anon, and besides, it still doesn't change my mind.

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>>3178797
It's not racist I'm half kobold I can say this

>>3178797
im not a fan of the chiseled pecs - they're a bit weirdly masculine

i think you'd do better to make that region just kinda smooth and featureless

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>>3178806
>I'm half kobold
Hmmmmm...

>>3178811
I do not disagree with you, anon

>>3178705
>>3178774
but i love both regular big hips and hyper hips

especially on actual dragonesses, fuckin unf

>>3176355
This dude is great at drawing, hope to be as good someday.

Those poor internal organs though.

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>>3176348
>>3176355
>>3176359
>>3176364

This is good.

>>3178732
>not wanting to fuck the kobold
>not wanting to walk into an obvious trap, watching a confident sneer spread on its face
>not wanting to disarm the poorly-made trap with a few quick motions, as pride and glee and replaced by embarrassment and shock
>not wanting to force the kobold into a corner, remarking how easy that was, teasing it about its utter defeat
>not wanting to mention how its time for you to claim your price, as you press your body up against it
>not wanting to hear its desperate apologies trail off as it can't help itself but to steal glances at your bulge between each words
>not wanting to slowly undress the protesting kobold, softly caressing it as you go, every piece of clothing making it more and more submissive under your deft touch
>not wanting to lay it down next to the trap, telling it how your roles might have been reversed if it had done a better job on it, watching it's embarrassed face while slowly stroking its twitching cloaca to get it ready
>not wanting to take your time making love to it, having it pleasure you in any way you see fit, until both of you scream out in unison as you fill it up with your seed
>not wanting to come back the next day to see that it has built a new trap - even more obvious than the last one

>>3178838
You should post some of the smaller hyperhips you have, anon.

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>>3178863
there's a bit of a problem with that

i dont really save that much lewd on my computer and drives. So uh, I don't really have much. This is the only thing I have

>>3178282
The dragonoid unarmed attack always looked like you were doing a steryotypical gay man hand wave going "rawr~". Wish it had a more pronounced arm swing and a combo hit. Would have made it great. And yea, way better defense.

>>3178882
>i dont really save that much lewd on my computer and drives. So uh, I don't really have much. This is the only thing I have
Why not, anon? There are plenty of free filelocker programs that you can use if you're worried about privacy.

>>3178361
Yeah, dragoning is fun. It is probably really hard to do, but it'd be cool if the way you set up your face in character creation could end up reflected in dragon form, though.

>>3178898
It's not just privacy, but the fact that I don't want my space being taken up by too much lewd

>>3178910
>It's not just privacy, but the fact that I don't want my space being taken up by too much lewd
How much drive space do you have?
Unless you're saving each and every single pic you see, regardless of quality, it really shouldn't be an issue; it's not like you're saving hundreds of porn videos,.

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>>3178882
>Seducing a dragon

I want to success in doing this at least once if I ever run in a campaign

>tfw no thicc velociraptor gf
>shell never chirp bark and hiss at you that she made your favorite food
>she will never tease you for not being as raptor
>she will never be jealous that you talk with the naga girl at work
>you will never help her into her clothes sensually
>she will never be there to hold you while you sleep
Why havent i killed myself yet?

>>3177910
Yeah, but strapons don't quite bring it.

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>>3178861
I want all of this and more.

>>3178861
Yeah, no, not into that.

Lizards are made for topping.

>tfw it's already JUNE
>6 months into the year
>still no scaly lover

Damn you fags for making VR "porn-free," what a useless piece of shit.

All right, so, technical question.

Where, precisely, is the dividing line between cunnilingus and rimming if dealing with a female reptile?
Is there any difference in the first place?

>>3179097
What VR headset is porn free? Maybe Facerift, but Vive is supposed to be open, and there's plenty of porn out there. That being said, it will most likely take a while before the fetish porn starts to flow.

>>3179097
Wait, what does /vr/ have to do with anything?

Oh, wait, you mean this virtual reality shit.
Dammit, and there I was looking forward to pixel cloacas.

>>3179106
>Is there any difference in the first place?

Aren't cloacas one hole?

Or is it one cloaca, but with both holes in it?

>>3179127
If they are one hole then lizard blowjobs must be the most disgusting thing ever.

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>>3179106
If we're talking about realistic anatomy, then there's really no difference. A cloaca is a vent that collects both urine and feces for excretion, and also connects to the reproductive tract. The vagina is technically situation further in, but it all goes through the same hole.

>>3179139
Make her clean it first.
>unless your scaley waif has bad hygiene
Thats gross though anon why have dirty dagrons?

>>3179146
>situation
situated*

>>3179139
No worse than a rimjob.

>>3179146
Wait, that says avian.
No significant difference to reptiles?

Bad hygiene would be gross in anyway to be honest. I vote clean it

>>3179153
Except if a penis pops out it blocks the end of the colon.

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>>3179151
Not necessarily dragons.

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>>3179159
As far as I know they're pretty much the same, but there are more resources for avians than reptiles for some reason.

>>3179159
Well, most male bird species don't have a dick.

>>3179165
Oh i know. They alll need love
Dagrons, lidzars, snacks, kibbols, nagus, all sorts of scaley pals.

>>3179180
Don't remind me of ducks, please.

>>3178882
>>3178956
>Bard rolls a 20 to seduce dragoness
>Bard: Okay now what?
Whole party ends up trapped in the dragoness's tight, wet, "lair"
New dungeon, Escape from the dragon queen's womb

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>>3179146
>>3179178
Found this one, which lumps the two together. The rectum isn't shown, but it's fairly obvious where it would go.

>>3179206
Unbirth is the most plebeian form of vore desu

>>3179206
>Dare ye enter, my magical realm?

>>3179206

I guess if you die, roll for rebirth?

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Man, /scaly/'s been bustling today. Now I have to go to bed

>>3179326
Sleep well, dream of lizard sex.

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>>3179326
>tfw Corey Powell loved her fandom made dragon OC
>tfw Corey Powell laughed at seeing this image

>>3179368
Who?

>>3179383
Google says someone who writes for children's TV.

Apparently the MLP phenomenon happened and neckbeards also bought into it.

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Reversal of the Heart porn

>>3179368

Who's Corey Powell?

>>3179400
>dragon dick better than human cock
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>3179410
Please explain this spicy meme.

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>>3179383
>>3179400
Corey Powell. A writer or Littlest Pet Shop but more known for her work on MLPFIM. Someone drew her as a dragon because she wrote a decent Spike episode and her character got more art and porn of it.

>>3179326
That's the image she's reacting to

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>>3179417
Comes from pepe, its a frog poster thing

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>>3179410
>>3179416
>>3179436


Really?! I had no idea.

>>3179400
>Fucking a random dragon oc.
Can't say I'm not dissapointed.

>>3179473
I think OR wanted a random dragon, though.
Not that I have any idea where she's from, so is there a specific dragon that would have fit better?

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>>3179466
I surry missa...i dun sayd somtin bad to de mayn

>>3176348
>>3176355
>>3176359
>>3176364
Every day i praise god for this artist

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>>3179492
>Not that I have any idea where she's from

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHLwG3ioD4Y

>>3179492
The guy just said a bigger dragon and I was kind of trying to base him off the dragon at the end of the short.

He's way bigger though

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>>3179508
>tfw you don't think you're gay but every once in a while an artist like Custapples, Murskahammas, or Daftpatriot draws something so gay but so high in quality that your dick just doesn't care anymore

It doesn't help that I think sketchy porn is the hottest. It really captures the passion and messiness of sex. (Not that I would know)

>>3179492
Well if the requester wanted a dragon fucking her then fair enough. I expected porn of her to be with the mage dude that accepted her for who she was. Reversal of the Heart was a cartoon project by an art student for his finals.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rHLwG3ioD4Y

>try to look up fanart or porn of Bahamut
>literally 99% of all results have nothing to do with him, and is some animu/card game related garbage

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Would a kobold try to trap and fuck a dragon?

>>3179680
>everyone itt

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>>3179718
Can I be the princess

>>3179638
It would be the ultimate test of intellegence for a Kobold.

Dragons are usually depicted as prideful, so they woulden't mate with a lowly kobold by choice.

A Kobold that maneges to force a dragon to fuck it might be able to get some respect from the dragon. The dragom might even keep it around.

>>3179749
"Im keeping an eye on you, you crafty little shit"

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>>3179749
Sweet.

I now have a great quest for if I ever run a Kobold character.

>I want to loot the humans!
>I want to build traps!
>I WANT TO FUCK A GOD!

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>>3179749
>>3179769
Ready the traps

>>3179790
Are those chains 2D sprites? Fucking Doom graphics up in here.

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>>3179799
I kekd

>>3179638
Dragonwrought Kobolds need not the "try" part, nor the "trap" one.

>>3179790
>Turn all Skyrim dragons to your side by capturing then the repediatly raping them until they're addicted.

>Tell the Blades to fuck off with your converted dragon slut army and save Paarthanax.

>You and Paarthanax are bros spending your days with your dragon harem, with Alduin sucking you both off like the bitch he is.

>>3180004
>alduin
>not odahviing the traitor
>not locking up delphine for paarthurnax to occasionally satisfy his urges of violence and dominance with

>>3180004
I think the "turn them all to your side" part is best left to Brothuurnax himself. He does say something along the lines of "they'll have to listen to me either way" IIRC.

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>>3180033
Why not all of the above

>>3180046
But where would the fun be in that?

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>>3176348
>>3176355
>>3176359
>>3176364
>>3176592
>>3176600
>>3176607
>>3176617
>>3176626
this expands dong like no other

>>3180069
A dinky little Argonian can't pleasure a dragon.
Especially one that is used to fucking entities as ethereal as the jill, if their dragons do at all make the fucc (spoiler: they don't)

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>>3180113
Not with that attitude you won't

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>Someone made animations for dragon on dragon action
>Use that mod to play as a dragon
>Can't activate the animations normally
>No matter what I try it just won't initialize
>End up having to use a test animations spell someone made
>The dragon on dragon animation isn't even that good or long

I just want to rape or get raped by dragons as a dragon.

>>3180139
Well, if I were Dovahkiin I'd do research into Mantling and the Voice, and occasionally visit Bronehviir for his wisdom (also, because he probably hasn't gotten any in millennia).
Then I'd go grab a dragon body matching my dragon soul, and THEN I'd make the fucc.

/tesg/ would tell me it won't work, but fuck /tesg/.

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>>3176348
This is hotter considering Ornstein is probably making all kinds of "dragon slaying" and "spear piercing" references to taunt him