HG thread...
>suicidal edition
>>3156200
It prevents disloyalty.
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3156200
I'll make a deal with you.
If you can keep up with me in tomorrow's workout, I'll let you call me your friend.
>>3156213
Why does that surprise you!?
>>3156185
>>3156185
>>3156185
heres your hastily made wincard
So... Now that that last game is over so we do another? I'm still new. I'm sorry if I'm being a pest
>>3156223
D-Disloyalty...?
>>3156188
You sure about that Stingray? Wouldn't it hurt you to get shocked like that?
>>3156213
No way. A single kiss from you would shut me up for good, mainly due to shock.
>>3156240
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity/
>>3156241
It might take some time, but yes. A game should start eventually. Keep your eyes open.
>>3156240
and stats
>>3156241
I'm not sure, I heard we just sit and wait.
>>3156188 (Kaito)
I don't know how else to put it...Miss Patchouli was born a magician, she might be able to describe it. It's rather like a muscle, I suppose.
>>3156194 (Akito)
Well, what would your own definition be, sir?
>>3156240
Congratulations, sir, and thank you for having us!
>>3156241
That's how this place works madam, keep your eyes about you.
>>3156241
Yes,we wait for someone else to set up a new battlefield for us. Once that happens then we can proceed to fighting each other.
>It could take time for someone to host.
>Jasper
>>3156241
Best Overwatch waifu
>>3156240
Congratulations
>>3156261
And thanks for hosting
>>3156176
Witch cult? Witches did something to you?
That's terrible...
>>3156174
I know, but... dwelling on it won't make it any better, either.
>>3156240
>>3156185
>>3156206
>>3156252
>>3156261
>>3156281
>Thanks
>Good bed
>>3156241
As soon as someone decides to get off their rear and host one. It's no trouble.
>>3156201 (Kaito)
Why single me out in the first place, then?
>>3156250
D-did you forget what I am...? If anything It'll make me feel better!
>>3156261
Thanks for hosting good sir!
>>3156266
Than you know how my cat tail is.
>>3156266
It's not for you to know
>>3156241
Yes, that is the gist of it. Do be patient, another game will come in no time.
Also, greetings, everyone~.
>>3156250
It sounds like you just want to fulfil your perverted desires towards me.
>>3156238
It does, but I think you are probably lying.
>>3156302
Greetings.
>>3156174
>>3156266
I'm sure it'll get harder to cooperate as you enter more games together. This place has a weird way of corrupting us and making us do things we wouldn't normally want to.
>>3156196 (kurumi)
You keep saying you are only harmful to sinners, but how can I trust you, and how would you judge if a person is a sinner in the first place? I like to stay away from meddlesome people like yourself. You may be the greatest savior of all the worlds, but at the same time, you may be a mentally deranged psychopath who recently escaped a mental ward.
>>3156260
>>3156264
>>3156271
>>3156274
>>3156291
Thanks! I'll just have to work on my highscores until then!
>>3156279
Me? A waifu? I knew I had a fan club but this is just silly!
>>3156302
Hi!... Are you a goat?
>>3156226
DEAL!
I hope you're ready to become my friend, because I'm not gonna give up on you.
>>3156240
Congratulations, Kuga!
Thank you for your games, Host!
>>3156273
I don't think you'll need to do that. I'm a pretty loyal guy who's afraid of pain.
>>3156282
They did more than just something. They killed me in horrific ways over and over again, and made me watch my loved ones get brutally murdered.
>>3156295
But aren't you a human?
>>3156302
Hello goat mom.
>>3156306
I-I'm a complex person with feelings and stuff!
>>3156302
It is the adorable monster again. Greetings.
>>3156311
It's 8:04 in the morning
NGW?
>>3156318
If you say so.
See you then.
>>3156282
You certainly have a point, miss....
>>3156295
I...suppose so?
>>3156297
I don't see why not.
>>3156302
Hello, Miss Toriel.
>Tfw I don't have one of those for any of my avas
>>3156314
Never! Never, never, neverneverNEVER! I'd rather die!
>>3156289
>Good bed.
>>3156306
You should know by now that I'm not perverted. Most people would rather get kissed than get shot at anyways.
>>3156323
I get the feelings part because of your constant whining and crying but I doubt the latter.
>>3156311
12:06 AM, how about you checks your own clock?
>>3156240
You've done well, kid.
>>3156302
Hello there! That's a nice looking pie on your hands.
>>3156317
You're in the middle of an arena and you're focused on what, arcade games?
>>3156317
Yes, a waifu. Your fan club grows larger and more strange by the day. Dont be surprised if people start sending you weird things for you to autograph.
>>3156318
That only makes it more effective.
>>3156345
West coast motherfucker
>>3156336
We'll see about that. Or maybe that's the cause of all your deaths here.
>Gravelord gone again
I FUCKEN PUT MY FAITH IN HIM! AGAIN!
>>3156342
You are the person who kept bringing up the time I was forced to undress.
...
I find that perverted.
>>3156311
>finn
>>3156291
Hmm.. Was there a reason? Maybe I just like you? Haha.
>>3156318
Tracksuit...
>Glares at him and starts charging my hand with electricity from my batteries.
If you keep this up I'll tase you myself..
>>3156336
Hey if you somehow get cat ears again it's not my fault.
>>3156344
I have stuff!
>>3156310
Hello, there.
Have we talked before?
>>3156317
Oh! Why yes, you're right, young one. My name is Toriel. It is nice to meet you~.
> * Toriel gives you a patient smile.
>>3156318
Hello, child. Are you feeling well?
>>3156325
Ahah... adorable, please! I am hardly deserving of that.
Hello again, Ramlethal. Good to see you.
>>3156336
Elly! Good to see you again.
>>3156349
Hello there, human.
So you noticed the pie! It is my own creation actually. Would you like a slice?
>>3156371
Never trust the dead. They don't have anything to lose.
>>3156381
That didn't sound convincing at all.
>>3156350
What else am I meant to do in my mean time?
>>3156357
Sending me.. weird things? What kind of weird things?
I will give my autograph no problem however!
>>3156396
Try a oversized pillowcase with a picture of yourself on it. And thats just the tip of the iceberg.
>>3156333
See you then, Annie-tan! You'll be amazed with what you see!
>>3156363
I see you're keen on trying to kill me. I'm going to do the smart thing and run as far away from you as possible.
>he stretches for a second, and then takes off running
>>3156373
I actually completely forgot about it up until now, but thanks for reminding me about your nice body!
>>3156379
Adios!
>he runs off
>>3156379
Oh, come on....
>>3156302
Hmpf. You're that "monster" again.
>>3156396
Talk with people, work on actual improvement...? I'm always working on my tank.
>>3156389
I would eat the whole thing right now, but im sure you want more people to have a slice as well. I'll take one.
>>3156394
I have this sleeping bag.
>>3156317
Yes, training is good
>>3156336
it's personal
>>3156389
Not really. I'm about to get electrocuted by two people, and I don't know how to deal with it.
>>3156389
I believe you are Toriel. You are well I hope.
>>3156370
My sense of loyalty?
>>3156379
It better not...!
>>3156389
Likewise, Miss Toriel. How are you, today?
>>3156419
Urgh. You're one of those humans....
>>3156412
>She appears in front of you, using horror movie logic
>ZAP
>>3156314
Most mortals fear death, little girl. They ditch out death and despair onto others, but when faced with that same death and despair they have fear, only those pure of heart and innocence have no reason to fear either as they are above it. The ones who don't sin are the counterweight on the scales to the evil that lies in wait. If I were a deranged psychopath with some mental issues I wouldn't be standing here talking with you now, would I~? I'm a time spirit and lies don't win over time, only truth ufufu!
I would love to toy around a bit more with you, but it seems that I need to deal with a certain species for now.
>Kurumi pets the girl.
It's fun when they are so unknowing.
>>3156389
I don't know we've talked before but if not, you may call me Sol.
>>3156412
Forget even the thought of ever touching my body in your life.
>>3156415
...
Is this supposed to be a joke?
>>3156215
It's all part of the job! Or not. I'm naturally dripping with good looks.
>>3156442
I told you I had stuff and I meant it!
>>3156431
What do you mean?
>>3156311
2:12
>>3156451
You should get the stuff called brain. Maybe you would find some use for it.
>>3156412
>Waves goodbye with electricity flowing between my fingers.
Have a good one tracksuit!
>>3156413
I think that would be the worst way to bully you, but three days.
>>3156431
It wouldn't be my fault! It's going to take a while to learn magic right?
>>3156433
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
>the shock from the stun gun kills him after a few seconds of frying
>>3156442
N-Not even when we slow dance at homecoming?
>>3156389
Oh. Nice to meet you! You look... Soft.I don't meet many goat people.. A monkey guy once. but not goats.
>>3156410
That's not to bad! I'm cute. And pillows are soft! What else you got?
>>3156413
You have a tank? I have a mech! We're pretty much sisters at this point.
>>3156419
I should work out my thumbs more..
>knock knock
>>3156460
So strict, so secretive...and seemingly yet another of you military types here, as of recent.
>>3156469
Well, potentially. It depends on the individual, I suppose....
>>3156470
You mean when I am going to use you as a shield against frontal attacks?
>>3156480
Who's there?
>>3156480
Black me?
>>3156462
Jokes on you, have it!
>>3156480
Goku?
>>3156480
>Locks the door
>>3156444
Is your job trying to charm girls around here? Certainly a common job for a healthy young man like you, but your cooking works better in my opinion, however.
>>3156477
Of course I've got a tank, I'm a tank engineer, I'm IN one! I live in this thing, for Pete's sake.
>>3156469
...Huh?
>>3156497
But I'm right here...
>>3156485
I could always cop a feel when you're using me to protect yourself.
>>3156470
Quit overreacting. Stun guns aren't that powerful.
>>3156494
My doubts are still present.
>>3156480
>>3156431
More along the lines of your naivety. There's a reason why soldier's aren't the softest people around.
>>3156435
I'm still unsure of the good and evil that you speak of. Both of these change depending on the eyes of the viewer. Many people that we paint as evil in society today did think they were doing good, weren't they? I'll see you later, time spirit. Hopefully when there isn't anyway bothering me.
>>3156507
That would be your death sentence.
>>3156438
Sol, is it? Nice to meet you. I am Toriel, caretaker and teacher.
A pleasure to meet you.
> * Toriel outstretches a paw towards you.
>>3156431
Rather well, actually. It has been a lazy day today... I am rather embarrassed to say, I slept in a little!
How silly of me...
Yourself?
>>3156427
Oh, dear!
Perhaps I could talk to them and convince them not to do such things?
>>3156430
W-well, if you insist... It is your opinion after all.
I have been rather relaxed lately. It is a nice change of pace from the business I was used to.
>>3156477
Yes, soft... that is another way i have been described.
Hmhm...
Do not worry, I am used to that. Me, and many other monsters, were trapped underground for the longest time, so I understand.
>>3156482
And I also doubt Ms. Patchouli would teach me that spell.
>>3156503
I'll be nice to you for three days, maybe more if I feel like it.
>>3156480
Come in!
>>3156508
>he respawns
I didn't even do anything that'd qualify as being disloyal!
>>3156477
The pictures on said pillows might be a tad bit on the... revealing side, if you catch my meaning. Too flattering, you might say.
Also, people might kiss you randomly and without warning. Like i'm about to do.
>Kissu
See you later, D.Va! I love you!
>>3156509
I guess you're just dumb then.
>>3156524
I'm getting used to your death threats by now. I think they're starting to turn me on.
>>3156530
Too late, I already died. Thanks for trying though. It means a lot to me.
>>3156539
>Leaves the door locked and escapes through the backdoor
>>3156539
>busts out the door
>>3156535
You ran.
>>3156539
...I have no idea what any of that means.
>>3156503
LIVE in it? And I thought I was the crazy one for washing mine everyday..
Where do you game in that tiny thing?
>>3156530
Monsters? Underground?.... Are you messing with me? Monsters aren't real! ... Now again I am talking to a goat...
>>3156538
>Darting her head about she confusingly pats the part you kissed
... I need a better body guard..
>>3156539
>Opens the door and loads weapon
I choose death!
>>3156530
>She outstretches her hand, and grabs hold of Toriel's paw, and shakes it.
It's a pleasure to meet you Toriel. So... who do you teach to? That I would like to know.
>>3156540
What did you just call me?
>>3156555
It's time to use torture as a threat. Your respawns won't interrupt that at least.
>>3156555
You really are a masochist..
>>3156530
There's hardly anything wrong with that, I knew someone that would sleep for years at a time, after all.
...I've been unlucky, but...otherwise, quite fine, miss.
>>3156531
Not at first, at the least.
>>3156517
Dedication and naivety are hardly the same thing. I've cut down a few too many people guarding the mansion to say that.
>>3156530
That is nice to hear. I wish I could say the same.
>>3156575
And I figured you where supposed to be smarter than me.
Oh well.
>>3156560
Because you were gonna hurt me! I'm not one that actually likes to get hurt my cute girls, you know! I'd like to think I'm more civil than that.
>>3156575
Can you at least torture me while you're in nothing but your bra and panties?
>>3156580
Ah, I'm classier than that, Stingray.
>>3156603
Image
>>3156517
>Kissu
>>3156603
Here weeee gooo!
>Engages operator mode.
RISE SHINING GUUUUUNDAAAAAAAAAAAM!
>Snaps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-nnK0HElto
>>3156558
i just want you to know that the shit with the walkers in ERP had me kekking so hard, never change you beautiful bastard
>>3156539
Schutzstaffel who?
>>3156603
>Dies because not actually invincible
M-My only regret is not...not emptying the fridge
>>3156608
I wasn't going to.
But then you ran.
>>3156599
I am smarter than you! I proved that over and over by explaining your idiotic mistakes for you!
>>3156608
W-What? What would that have to do with torture?
>>3156567
In part, I just don't have an alternative. It's not THAT small, considering I don't have any other crew, or ammunition.
And gaming? I don't. If I'm not working on my tanks, I'm working on my model tanks.
>>3156531
Oh. Riiight.
>>3156603
>Shoots with tank
>>3156618
...Whoa. Where can I get one of those?
>>3156585
Don't say that and tempt me, I will tell her not to, until she thinks I'm responsible.
>>3156608
.... Tracksuit please.. I respect you, why are you doing this?
>>3156585
But an overwhelming belief that dedication will take you everywhere in life is. Maybe you're right, but it won't hurt to be more careful around the place and not let your guard down even if you're infront of allies.
>>3156603
>Already down the block getting a burger
>>3156628
But it seems you don't even understand that simple concept!
tsk tsk, Sarah-chan!
>>3156613
Not again.
>>3156603
>>3156611
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>3156627
Okay, okay, I think I understand now. I won't run from you. I'll stand right here until you get bored of me.
>>3156628
It wouldn't really do anything, but giving me a great view would be nice.
>>3156645
I'm doing it to stay alive, idiot. It's a simple technique I've learned from this place.
>>3156643
.. Why not play a tank game? Gaming is fun! I'm sure driving that thing around is a lot like a video game. it should come natural to you!
>>3156567
I should apologize for dropping that on you already!
But yes... in actuality, we do exist. Lots of us.
>>3156574
You as well~.
I teach to children mostly. I started a school up here for that very purpose!
>>3156590
Have you been busy as of late?
>>3156585
My my...
It's best not to worry about things like "Luck", Elly. It changes on a dime, and you cannot blame yourself for it.
>>3156555
Ah...
I'm sorry I couldn't do anything for you. Apart from that, is there anything else I can do for you?
>>3156413
...?
I remember you. you were the one in the tank!
>>3156661
Okay.
>>3156482
It's not something for the military to know either.
>didn't see your reply
>>3156658
i didnt know reaper was here
>>3156650
...
Tsk tsk? You are starting to become more annoying than ever.
>>3156661
...
At least I know where the first nail is going.
>>3156686
>>3156675
The opposite. I have not been busy at all.
>>3156675
Yeah, make sure it doesn't happen again. Dying's painful.
>>3156681
...
>>3156687
Wh-where is it going. Sarah-tan?
>>3156687
Shall I explain your fatal mistake, then?
>>3156675
Lots? For realsies? Oh man.. I shouldn't of left my pistol at home..
But you don't seem mean. You aren't a real monster are you?
>>3156675
"Up here?" Tell me Toriel... but have you been somewhere else... besides here?
>>3156698
>>3156645
Right, then...that's your choice.
>>3156646
I wouldn't dare show disloyalty by acting otherwise.
>>3156675
I suppose not, but it doesn't make me any the happier about it. Admittedly, I'm wondering if one of those deaths were engineered by an outside factor, but...that's something to ask someone else, I'd think.
>>3156685
>It's perfectly fine.
I'd ask why, but I've my doubts you'd tell me.
>>3156698
You have one guess.
>>3156700
Please go ahead, but if it's something stupid, my next action will also be a fatal one.
>>3156709
It seems so. I know it's hard to understand, but it does wonders for someone like me.
>>3156717
...
>>3156725
If I didn't have a brain I wouldn't be able to do anything!
>>3156720
We'll just have to wait and see, won't we?
>>3156643
Participate in the international Gundam fight tournament, within your respective region, state, or country. You're all set, by than.
>>3156725
Right in between our bodies~?
>>3156741
You know I never meant that seriously, right?
>>3156720
I have a certain someone I plan to kill, that is why I cannot say.
>>3156657
>Kissu
Good night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBeVfQtSD2k
>>3156709
>forgot the image, eh..
>>3156720
Don't tell me you actually want me to learn that spell...
>>3156731
Hey, you should be a real deviant... And hold hands with her.
Sooo hows life?
>>3156675
And the one that'd still be in it, if I didn't have it taken apart to give it a look-over....
>She shifts, visibly uncomfortable
>>3156666
But I live that game, why pretend to do that?
>>3156709
Er...okay?
>>3156749
...That easy, huh? Is that what you call your machines?
>>3156756
It will go right between two small bodies, that is for sure.
>>3156749
>>3156773
Right now I am debating if I should host or sleep
>>3156773
Its going alright, apparently the scarab is magic, so that's something.
>>3156767
That's...brilliant!
>>3156769
Do you have to stare at me so intensely?
>>3156782
>he quickly reaches to hold your hand
P-Please don't attack my manhood!
>>3156767
Of COURSE not!
>>3156758
I doubt you'll have much luck with killing anyone permanently here, sir. Unless they're a youkai, presumably.
>>3156743
You can look all you want, it wouldn't change a thing.
>>3156773
Life is Peachy perfect thanks for asking! It's 5 am and I'm hyped up on the good stuff!
>>3156781
.. To get a highscore?
>>3156697
But not relaxed?
What is troubling you?
>>3156698
Of course. I will keep my eye on you to make sure it does not happen again.
>>3156710
Ohoho...
I am, but worry not, child.
I will not harm you.
A lot of monsters are not "mean" ones.
>>3156716
For a long time, I lived in a kingdom of sorts.... in fact, at one point, I was even a Queen.
But... that was a long long time ago, needless to say.
>>3156720
I find it hard to believe that you could "engineer" something like that.
>>3156781
Are you still that nervous around me? Oh dear...
>>3156798
Is that a problem?
>people actually think Kamina left
You can't leave this hell. He's lurking and anonposting just like I am.
>>3156788
How stupid are you?
>>3156798
Too late. Your fate has been decided a long time ago.
>>3156803
A ghost of my past perhaps. I am here to train anyways, he shouldn't show up here.
>>3156781
So how's your day been going Rika?
>>3156798
I know right? Just give me an award already.
>>3156803
Then don't make me doubt myself, I'm doing it as a kindness anyway.
>>3156809
A queen you say!? That's unexpected of you.... well, to me it is.
>>3156815
It kind of makes me feel uncomfortable.
>>3156824
...You'll at least be in your bra and panties when you do that, right?
>>3156835
I-It didn't work...
Test
>>3156809
You are correct. Mother made it clear that she does not want me.
>>3156824
UH...
Bark bark!
>>3156803
Fine, you win for now, I'll trust you on that matter, but I still refuse to take in stragglers under my belt.
>>3156806
That wouldn't account for anything real.
>>3156809
Of course I am.
>>3156835
Been busy deconstructing and going over my tank, checking if I need to do any repairs.
>>3156843
Its both, apparently.
>>3156843
It is me. Should I really rest?
>>3156781
....I digressed from officially registering from the tournament, inspection.... etc. There's plenty of things to put into account for, if you're willing to join.
>>3156848
I-Is that like your final wish before your end?
>>3156852
...
I don't have enough strength left in me to continue with this.
>>3156809
It's the word.. "monster" sounds so.. meanie pants!
I'm just going to call you a goat okay?
>>3156843
Thanks! Day one seems to be going pretty well. I just need to learn the ins and outs!
I really hope I'm not stepping on any toes.. that would hurt.. in the mech and all.
>>3156862
Are you saying a highscore isn't real?
What IS real? is air real? You can't see it! Is love real? AM I REAL? ARE YOU REAL?
>hyperventilating
>>3156856
Thank you, I suppose, Miss Ririchiyo. And "stragglers" would imply they're not of much use....
>>3156835
Not like you're one for being cruel.
>>3156828
I technically don't exist, but I'm still here.
>>3156809
With her, I don't know...anything could be possible.
>>3156848
No it did, now you have something to squeeze when you're in pain.
>>3156862
I already know the reason, but how bad was it?
>>3156892
Eh, I'm being a bit cruel to tracksuit, but it's good advice.
>>3156874
Am I finally making my way into your frozen heart!
>>3156892
So then you exist here?
>>3156912
You are making your way into my brain and causing me a headache.
>>3156873
And what's the criteria for being eligible?
>>3156890
Calm down, woman!
>>3156911
>She sighs
That woman managed to absolutely trash my tank like it was nothing.
>>3156892
Well, you were standing there and waiting for a knife to stab you... how would you put it?
>>3156925
...Oh my god, I totally could, HOLY SHIT I COULD BEAT SUPERMAN!
>>3156928
In here I can find all the things you like!
>>3156923
Technically, I'm just a walking time paradox.
>>3156911
Everyone seems to dislike him....
>>3156942
I was most certainly not standing there, I was simply not in the mental state to remember to fly....
>>3156851
What a terrible thing to happen...!
Did she blatantly just say so?
>>3156841
I know... Believe me, it was many years ago. It was nice, for a time. But I am happier now than I was then.
>>3156892
With who...?
I do not know anyone that would be capable of that.
>>3156890
Aha... my name, or goatmom, or just goat. All of those work, if you'd like.
I'd prefer Toriel, but whichever you like.
>>3156862
Mm...
Well, I do not know else what I could say. I truly do not mean to harm you, young one.
It is alright if you do not believe me
>>3156925
I sure hope so!
>>3156931
I'm sorry... got a little.. worked up there.
... How's the tank coming along?
>>3156949
Good luck with that. You won't find out what the only thing I really enjoy is anyway.
>>3156953
I don't understand
>>3156931
Well that's Aussa, she's pretty confident for a reason, but do you need any help or need someone for some heavy lifting?
>>3156953
No I like him a lot, he reminds me of a younger more scarier faced me.
>>3156954
I shall not pry then if those memories are not happy ones. Though, i'm glad that teaching others bring you joy than ruling.
>>3156971
Puppies!
Kittens!
Karaoke!
>>3156954
Toriel the goat mother! Sounds like a sweet name
Do you have any kids Mama?~
>>3156954
My mistress certainly is powerful enough. And considering the nature of it, it's her style, as well.
>>3156973
My reality was rewritten, and all the people within it, either changed, gotten rid of, or simply...slipped through the cracks. Or so it all seems to be.
>>3156991
Aren't you pretty young, yourself...?
>>3156925
That makes sense. Though I wish a match could start soon.
>>3156954
She made it clear in a different way. I apologize Toriel. I am neglecting my rest. I hope to see you next time.
>>3156953
I can't have someone so slow and unresponsive on my team, can I? I may give you more credit when you demonstrate defensive techniques, but at the moment, all I can say is that I cannot be your babysitter.
>>3157008
Everyone enjoys animals like-
...
Wait what was the last one?
>>3156870
...
>>3156874
My final wish is that you don't kill me.
>>3156911
I-I ALREADY LET GO! WHAT DO I DO NOW!?
>>3157022
Karaoke?
>>3157017
So your entire life is a lie.
>>3156991
Nope, I've got it...I'm just glad that the contents of the fridges were mostly alright.
>>3156954
I haven't exactly got much reason to.
>>3156970
Not nearly as powerful as I want it to be, but that's to be expected.
>>3156931
It's pretty lenient. As long as your region, builds you a respectable Gundam. You're good to go. Hell if your underage, you could still participate.
The regulations during a fight is what you, gotta be accountable for.
>>3157061
Is this fun to you?
>>3157023
F-Fine! I'm going home! I don't care anyway!
>>3157033
How did- I'm leaving!
>>3156993
Oh, it is fine. Not all of it was bad....
Funnily enough, the jobs are very similar, are they not?
>>3157018
Go and rest then... I hope you feel better after you sleep.
Goodnight, dear~.
>>3157017
So you think your mistress is... manipulating these games against your favor?
>>3157015
Not any that I birthed, but... I did adopt a very sweet kid by the name of Frisk~.
Adopted or not, I care for Frisk deeply.
And... I suppose I could count all those that call me such.
>>3157037
My life never was, but it still was. I, my belongings, and a few others are the proof of that. Even if noone else remembers, we do.
>>3157019
You surprised me, is all! And the ceiling was really low, regardless....
>>3157018
Turning in, Miss Ramlethal? Farewell, then, have a good rest.
>>3157082
...It's possible. I don't know for certain, or if it'd be out of spite, or to test me.
>>3157075
...
Wait, don't tell me...
Kukuku,
Rest well, Sarah-chan!
>Evil Grin
>>3157075
Please don't be angry at me. I just want to have fun with you.
>>3157074
Okay.
>>3157039
Why not just attach more guns to it? I'm sure that'd power it up!
>>3157082
All those that call you such? Well, that means you're all of our mother. Now doesn't it?
>>3157082
When you think about it, they are kinda of similar... and if your memories weren't bad, then please tell me some.
>>3157109
...You can leave at any time...
>>3157057
...Wow. Competition's gotta be tough, then, if anyone can join. I wonder if...hm.
>>3157119
And theoretically just weight it down more. You're a pilot, don't you know this sort of thing?
>>3157126
Who know what trouble you'll get into if I leave.
>>3157017
.... I'm supposed to be 22.. But yes I was made only ten years ago.
>>3157023
Ask for a final kiss?
>>3157039
Need something other than soda restocked?
>>3157136
I'm a grown man. I can take care of myself.
>>3157147
...She left.
>>3157093
Figures. I'm no stranger to surprise attacks as well; I just usually run away when there is something unexpected happening. As long as you don't run straight into an enemy... which happened to me several times.
>>3157131
Then lose armor dumb dumb!
Do you want power or protection? You can't have both!
>>3157152
You certainly don't act it.
>>3157152
Ah well, at least you're not in any pain, and I'm glad about that.
>>3157093
So are you saying I will forget?
>>3157147
I've got it all. Really, I'm glad nothing sensitive got wrecked....
>>3157161
Like hell you can't, don't you patronize me! If my Sigma was reconstructed, I could wipe your mech off the fact of the earth with the smallest bit of it's power, dance circles around you, AND shrug off anything you could possibly hit me with!
>>3157156
This place with it's randomness...so vexing at times.
>>3157185
You're not from my version of things, but that doesn't matter. There's simply no prior memory about us, even from my own mistress.
>>3157147
Then doesn't that technically mean you've only got 10 years of experience?
>>3157039
Do not worry, I understand.
I do hope your tank is alright! You did say you had to take it apart, yes?
>>3157119
Yes. I do not mind at all, I have plenty of kindness to share after all~.
> * Toriel smiles.
You included, child?
...Oh, I never did get your name.
>>3157123
Possibly why I am so good at both.
Well... Our kingdom was built after a long war, and our kind was exiled...underground.
King Asgore, myself, and many others had finally found a place to settle, and after much work... we had a new kingdom made! It was the happiest we had been in a long while, and we started to prosper.
you would laugh at the name of it, though... Asgore never was good at naming things.
"New Home".
Hehehe...
>>3157093
Hm...
Would she really do that to you, Elly?
I have to repeat myself when I say, I do not think your mistress is entirely as good as you think she is...
>>3157172
Are you suggesting I'm a kid?
>>3157183
Part of me feels kind of bad that I'm not bleeding out from my sides, but thanks for your concern.
>>3157187
I've beaten tanks before sweetie. But leave the fighting for the battlefield.. if there will ever be one
Do you guys always wait this long for a... what did guys call it? A host?
>>3157216
At heart.
>>3157187
Since your tank is... not in the best shape right now, I'll protect you, metalless girl.
>>3157211
Do I sound like a ten year old? Honestly...
>>3157216
You can kiss and make up with her later.
>>3157211
Randomness!
>>3157220
I can't really change that. It's what keeps everyone around me happy.
>>3157232
I think she'd stick a knife in my throat if I tried that.
>>3157212
Oh my name? Hana Song's the name, video games are my.. well.. game.
But most people call me D.va!
Nice to meet you!
>>3157212
She always had a strange sense of humor...and if she truly dislikes me, she could and would be doing much, much worse. I think I saw her, just for a moment, when I left last night. She told me to go away, I think....
>>3157232
I never said that.
>>3157242
Which means you need a guardian.
>>3157211
Just keep on the lookout and be alert, one of my biggest rules. But didn't you learn to do that in your home? I'm sure enemies who want to pass through the gate don't sound the gongs with warnings of their upcoming attacks. Or do they?
>>3157212
>she sit down and listens to the goat's spiel.
Hmmm... war... exiled... underground. Heh, sounds like you've been through quite alot Toriel, but i'm glad that you've found yourself a "New Home"
>tries to stop herself from giggling loudly.
>>3157211
I'm still confused
Morningish night, everyone.
>>3157264
Guardian's are a nice luxury, but I think I'd get laughed at if some small girl was my guardian.
>>3157232
I may be small-looking, but I can still handle myself!
>>3157217
>She laughs, sounding somewhere between "smug" and "evil"
There's nothing like my tanks. And these are the more inactive hours, it's to be expected.
>>3157212
It suffered some major internal damage after being...launched in to the air a rather significant height and distance.
>>3157286
Morning.
>>3157288
I won't let them laugh.
>>3157242
Yeah, but it would be out of embarrassment and not hate.
>>3157263
I have artificial experiences implanted in me.
>>3157296
Are you saying if you were in danger you wouldn't want my help?
>>3157286
Morning, sunshine!
>>3157307
Killing is illegal, you know. You won't be able to guard me if you're in jail.
>>3157286
Farewell, sir.
>>3157279
I can barely make sense of it, myself. As I'd said, everything was rewritten, more or less. Even the people who "survived" the change seem to have no memory of the way things were.
>>3157266
Only two of them, effectively. But again, with the nature of this place, even the utmost level of vigilance can be less than sufficient.
>>3157315
I wouldn't call them "real" experiences.
>>3157296
THIS is "inactive hours"? I can barely keep up as it is! How do you do it?
>>3157329
Very strange... I must go to sleep
>>3157317
I don't kill.
Only maim.
>>3157315
I don't think she can control which one's which.
>>3157315
I'm saying I wouldn't be in danger.
>>3157341
And you're only talking to me and the monster....
>She smirks
I just do.
>>3157346
Speaking of that, how much is this going to cost me to have you protect me? Remember, I have no source of income at all.
>>3157344
You think me mad. Of course, sir. Farewell.
>>3157329
Thanks... Those apparently fake experiences shaped me into who I am, we aren't made emotionless.
>>3157348
I'm honestly surprised you got to her.
>>3157358
Don't be too prideful, if you can get help use it.
>>3157366
I'm not going to charge you.
>>3157268
> * Toriel sits down as well, laughing alongside you.
Yes. Everyone underground was relieved, as you can imagine. We stayed that way for quite a few years. Apart from all the usual worries of ruling a kingdom, it was nice... but I wouldn't want to bore you with details.
>>3157286
Greetings.
>>3157244
If D.va is what you are usually called, then I will go with that.
>she takes your hand, shaking it.
Good to meet you, young D.va~.
>>3157296
Oh, dear! How did that happen?
Your tank looked very heavy.
>>3157263
Less strange and more cruel, Elly....
I do not understand why you would follow her.
>>3157329
You need to teach those two a lesson. They sound like rebels who need a good reprimand to me.
I'm afraid I'll have to leave for now, I have other matters to attend do. Farewell again.
>>3157380
I'm honestly surprised I'm still alive.
>>3157382
You don't want anything at all?
>>3157402
Why would I?
gogo preventor lend me your strength