/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Best Edition
Previous thread: >>3135784
>"NEW" EPISODE on 2 June:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Super Watermelon Island / In Too Deep
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a52an_su-s03e01e02_fun
>Same Old World
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bk2gu_su-same-old-world_fun
>Barn Mates / Hit The Diamond
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4byeyo_steven-universe-s3e3-barn-mates-s3e4-hit-the-diamond_fun
Barn Mates: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9wMND-8u-7cZDlHSXAyb2QwS0E/view?usp=sharing
Hit The Diamond: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9wMND-8u-7cRzgtdlBSb2Fvdlk/view?usp=sharing
>Steven Floats
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4c1bpy_steven-universe-s3e6-steven-floats_fun
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folders:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flock draw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>best edition
>has lapiss in it
Nope
What a weird ship.
Why SU has so much good art?
I'm not complaining at all
Third for best gem
>>3144291
Malex makes a cute couple though.
>>3144329
>>3144077
Another day, another thread
So many things left unsaid
Happy as can be
We're back, baby
Can't help but wonder if you'd be happier with me
>>3144406
stop making me sad, you fuck
>>3144406
Good, now all the shitposting is contained in one post.
>>3144406
God damn, that hit me hard. Thanks, anon.
>>3144309
Speaking of.
Hot diggity.
>>3144472
I hope someone somewhere has the NSFW version of this.
>>3144406
I'd love to be given cummies by you, anon.
>>3144486
>Gems wearing strapons
Just like... why?
>>3144406
Fucking kill yourself.
I hope Cricketanon and LOTS do not mind if I use your words. You both are really cool.
>>3144418
I am sorry...
>>3144441
Precisely
>>3144462
>>3144486
No problem
>>3144565
Love you, Greg anon. I'm sure Greg would've loved to be part of your Universe.
>>3144692
>someone did the edit
i'm not the or, but damn that's good
I don't like Peridot but that angle hits me juuuuuuuuuuust right
source is big-fig
>>3144736
Peridot should have gotten that perk before activating the quest, would have made things go a lot smoother.
>>3144793
I'm OK with triangular hair. but triangular breasts are a bit too far.
>>3144840
triangle breasts are a japanese thing mostly that i usually see on really skinny women, they look very odd on peridot
>>3144926
Two nukes weren't enough
>>3144692
>>3145093
I can´t see the difference
>>3145129
Just don't
Is there a tumblr source for this?
All i got was a bunch of twitter results which i bet were just reposts.
/sug/ i got a boo boo
TP is that you? ffs
You don't deliver the fucking requests, but camwhoring is ok?
>>3145617
All I read is ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau!
>>3145778
I purposely put out my cigarette on my skin
>>3146052
Stop giving me a fetish for Jasper/Peri abuse.
>>3146052
I bet peridot cries herself to sleep
>>3146184
She wouldn't need to if she was with someone who truly loved her, but unfortunately she just had to get back into an abusive relationship.
>>3146184
She wouldn't have to if someone was around to suck her peripenis
>>3146234
I understand. She craves the abuse, I know that feel.
>>3146317
She's a girl anon, she has a peripussy
>>3146412
She's a rock anon
So I just caught up on the last 3 episodes.
I don't come to /sug/ often, but I was wondering what y'all thought of Hit The Diamond?
Out of the 3 latest episodes I think that one was the funniest.
>>3146525
A girl rock
>>3146677
It's easily one of my favorite episodes for laughs.
>>3146677
Rubies just became the 2nd best gem for me
>>3146687
Girl rocks can have rock penises.
>>3146677
It was the best out of the three leaks.
Mostly because the other two were just Lapis and Peridot shit.
Only real complaints you'll see for Hit the Diamond is "filler" or just people bashing Ruby and Sapphire for taking this not serious event not seriously.
>>3146677
sug loved it. Seriously, it got unending praise.
>>3146677
one of everybody's favorite
>gay levels off the charts
>Bob
>R U B Y
>>3146708
>girls
>penises
Pick one
>>3146722
>Sapphire is the one talking about how "nobody needs to get hurt"
>Proceeds to fuck up the plan where nobody needs to get hurt
>>3146746
>futa
Done
>>3146773
>You
>Retarded
Pick both
>>3146788
I know you are, but what am I?
>>3146757
Wasn't that before it turned into baseball?
She saw it but didn't expect it coming.
I will agree though it was pretty pointless to try and pacifist this for once it was a 6v5 and Lapis can easily wreck them.
>>3146845
>averting the attention of Homeworld for once
>a bad thing
They just got done dealing with the Clutster, anon. Let them get some time off.
>>3146773
>Futa
>Girls
Pick one
>>3146874
*Steven and Peridot got done dealing with the Cuntster
I mean either way they are attracting attention now that the Ruby fleet is gonna be delayed longer then what homeworld is probably intending but i'm not saying pacism was bad, just seems out of place for a simple thing like 5 Rubies that they couldn't just beat all their asses.
>>3146845
It still applies to baseball since it's a route that doesn't require hurting anybody. If she was really all about being pacifist she would have taken it more seriously.
>>3147006
I'd say they bought themselves more time by sending the Rubies away than by fighting and bubbling them.
>>3147006
Technically, we don't know if the Rubies are actually on a Homeworld mission or if they're looking for their boss (I assume Jasper's their commander and that's going to be her redemption angle)
They seemed pretty friendly (and dumb) for a squad that would be meant to actually take Jasper back.
>>3147311
They said specifically that they're on a mission from Yellow Diamond.
>>3147311
They seemed pretty happy for Rubies that would work for Jasper too.
>>3147382
I want to play with Lapis's watermelons.
>>3147449
The Ruby that said that was addressing the other Rubies before our Ruby showed up, so they had no reason to lie. They probably just want to find out what went wrong.
>>3147449
They're most likely looking for Jasper to get a report from the officer YD sent on the mission.
>>3147524
Why would they be sent without knowledge of the traitor Peridot to eliminate?
>>3147618
They were either sent earlier or YD didn't see that as a priority as the planet is about to go boom.
That may be why she sent worthless morons to get Jasper as well.
>>3147644
Hey, don't you be talking about my waifus like that.
>>3147699
>waifus
End yourself, friend.
>>3147731
I will not, and you cannot stop my love for all Rubies either.
>>3147644
YD is a shit commander if she can't get on the radio and say 'oh yeah if Earth is still there pwn that Peridot for me'.
>>3146708
if you're some faggot sjw tumblr rock then sure.
>>3147859
That's why the second option is more likely.
>>3144840
Some breasts just look like that, I dont think they were going for a triangle-hair-triangle-breasts thing
Which fusion do you wish to see that you know you will never see?
>>3148282
Your dick with my mouth
>>3148282
>>3147407
I just want to have sex with lapis.
>>3148282
Pretty much, Sapphire fusions with the other Crystal Gems.
>>3148320
>>3148411
It's a shame Sapphire and Ruby will never individually fuse with other characters, but I understand.
>>3148365
Who can blame you?
>>3148447
People with bad taste.
>>3148411
As a Sapphire fag, I feel this pretty hard.
>you'll never be gagged and put on a leash by Greg
why live?
>>3148711
Greg's a bottom.
>>3148411
>>3148735
>Greg
>bottoming
Come on now
>>3148757
I can buy that.
Pearl's a switch too because she spanks Jasper.
>>3148796
SO that's why she almost tried to save Jasper.
>>3148735
>>3148777
>>3148815
Yes, she has a crush on her.
>>3148911
guess I am done
>>3148924
>Marty on Greg
>>3148796
But Jasper spanks peri, so...Jasper is a switch too?
>>3148972
Everyone's a switch and bisexual.
Hello /sug/
>>3148431
All it would take is another separation like jail break and the need for a fusion to fall on Sapphire or Ruby.
>>3148988
Now I need to see Alex going "nyah"
>>3149225
Contact an artist about it. I think Nyong-choi would probably do it.
>>3149337
>Stop wearing my bras
>>3149373
Looks way too big for Lapis. Maybe it's Jasper's?
>>3149394
>Implying Bob doesn't bind her breasts so she can play baseball.
>>3149597
Maybe she does.
Personally, I think all the Gems are fine the way they are though.
>>3148924
hey thanks for putting condoms on its good to know your trying to keep greg clean.
>>3148841
I love big gems.
>>3148841
Love some big gems.
>JamesAB has drawn steven universe
Well, that's unexpected
>>3150143
It looks like they're melting into each other
>>3150241
It's why summer is a shit season for fucking.
Lesbians melt above 70 fahrenheit.
>>3150143
disgusting
>>3150119
>big gems
for you.
>>3148841
absolutely disgusting
>>3150271
Was masturbating part of your plan?
>>3150326
yes
>>3150382
Well congratulations, you cummed! What's the next step in your mastur plan?
>>3150119
>>3150143
Jasper with smaller Gems is very nice. Of course, that's Jasper with most singular Gems.
>>3150403
Crashing this thread, with no survivors!
>>3150425
but we are already all dead in here..................
>>3150425
This can't happen, I'm in charge here!
>>3150461
heresy
>>3150464
It really has been quite dead the last few days. Even the discord.
Has Pearl ever killed a human?
>>3150501
maybe
>>3150469
Do you feel in charge?
>>3150403
masturbate again
>>3150501
Probably
>>3150531
love u
>>3150531
I paid you two generals!
>>3150579
And this gives you -power- over me?
>>3150629
Who are you?
>>3150418
>we won't get to see Peridot + Lapis friendship shenanigans because we only ever see things that Steven is around to observe
Fanfiction requests, please.
I'm getting a little tipsy so I might feel comfortable writing lewd.
>>3150672
steven haves his first boner and the gems think he's ill
>>3150672
Peridot infiltrates a middle school
>>3150645
I'm Earth's reckoning, here to end the borrowed time you've been living on.
>>3150672
Steven and Connie have sex, notice halfway through that pearl is watching them
>>3150750
Does she join in?
>>3150728
You are true evil!
>>3150461
Ruby's make my dick feel wierd.
>>3150672
pearl molests steven. footfagotry involved (I'm surprised there's nothing of that already)
>>3150761
Of coursh
>>3150787
I am a necessary evil
>>3150843
[Sound of neck breaking]
>>3150874
[sound of a kangaroo jerking off in the background]
>>3150657
Maybe he'll be around for one or two.
>>3150821
Good.
>>3150821
same. what if it is some kind of unknown illness?
>>3151169
>peridot
>tits
It's shit
>>3151206
>>3151204
>your taste
It's shit
This is supposed to be a Lapethyst fusion.
Just looks like skinny Amy to me.
>>3151255
she caught a cold?
>>3151329
It's cancer anon.
Cancer.
>>3151329
That's what sleep deprivation and fatigue look like, anon.
Pearl Vodka is pretty good.
I'm starting.
>>3150705
----
It happened one morning of no particular import. Steven had tried to kiss Connie, but Connie had dodged. And his mind was stuck on the moment.
Being the stereotypical virgin, this was one of the most erotic things in his life, and he was stiff as a board the moment he got to dreamland.
The problem, of course, was that he was still horny when he woke up, and his boner was hardly subtle.
It would have surely gone away in the shower if not for Amethyst approaching him as he came down the steps.
"Hey, Steven, what's up with your pants?" She looked him the eye awkwardly and yawned. "Pearl wouldn't stop screaming that it was cancer."
"It's not cancer," Garnet added from nearby, patting a panicking Pearl on the shoulders.
"What is it then? It shouldn't be like that! Did he break something while he was out?"
Amethyst kept staring at it, boredly curious.
Steven was about to die, either of embarrassment or arousal.
"Do humans even have a crotch bone?" the stubby runt asked.
"I don't think so." Garnet provided no help.
Pearl stepped over. "Steven, are you in pain? You should lay down."
She put her hands on his shoulders and that made him twitch.
He knew it was wrong to be aroused, especially about someone as motherly as Pearl, but his body betrayed him in so many ways when females (and Lars) were concerned.
"Oh goodness, if it isn't cancer, is he having a stroke? I've read that one of the symptoms is inability to speak!"
"Pearl, if it was a stroke he wouldn't be able to move and he'd be talking like blah blah blah bluh bluh." Amethyst actually did a pretty good impression, complete with a very creepy shift of her face.
He was secretly thankful that nothing about that impression stoked the flames of arousal within him.
Steven put his hands on Pearl's sides and said, "I just need to go to the bathroom."
"Are you sure?" Pearl asked, still sweating.
"Yes." (Cont'd)
>>3151415
He managed to slip away from her and Amethyst, but Garnet intercepted him.
She nodded, lowered her glasses, and winked at him.
Steven flushed red and ran into the bathroom.
Of course Garnet knew.
Darn future vision.
At least in here he could shower in peace and wait for the boner to abate...
>>3151562
>>3150672
connie fapping to her own spirit morph saga porn fanfic. then priyanka catches her
>>3151627
Her own what?
I made a lot of progress today, so I'll make this the last one for tonight.
>>3151670
spirit morph saga. she's a big fan of those books
>>3150821
>>3151023
you need to be inspected by homeworld
>>3151980
Oh, is that what that series was called? I never latched on to that fact, I guess.
>>3150874
>(farts)
>>3152071
Now is not the time for farts, Lapis. That comes later.
MORE REQUESTs.
I AM BORED OF THE OTHER PRIORS ONES./
>>3152196
steven tries to age himself up by getting a job at the big donut
>>3152196
one of the gems (probably pearl) gets drunk and tries to touch human titty
>>3152186
Now is always the time for farts!
>>3152186
They expect one of us wreckage!
>>3152300
Have we started the baneposts?
>>3152363
If Steven Universe were cancelled, would you die?
>>3152382
It would be extremely painful
>>3152382
I'd kill myself
>>3152596
>>3152611
I like the body. Shit taste in hair though.
Jasper needs her mane.
>>3152737
Not for strong, tall women
>>3152805
So you haven't played a lot of overwatch
>>3152805
that's like, your opinion
>>3152737
>>3152805
Not for most women.
Short hair can be styled in a cute way, but long hair will always be superior.
>>3152854
again, is completely subjective
>>3152842
Why would that be relevant
>>3152905
It's an objective fact.
>>3152984
nope
>>3152907
He thinks that because cute girls can have short hair, that means short hair is cute.
dead bread
rest in piss
>>3153130
If you hadn't noticed, it's been pretty dead here for a few days.
Apparently, more of us than we thought are filthy Homeworlders.
>>3153130
It's not dead, it's just resting.
Requesting more babying content.
>>3153130
the memeposters left and took everyone with them
>>3153164
/co/ still feels the same as /trash/ would when fresh from hiatus.
Even the disgusting kind of porn included too from time to time.
>>3153175
butterflyblossom and merunyaa are your two best options of SU.
Klotz used to be more active with SU but hasn't done art for it in a while.
>>3153164
i usually lurk
I know nobody probably cares, but it's not me that's dumping. I really am done for the night.
>>3153223
I wish they'd come back and liven this place up again.
Oh well, they've only got one more week in there. Unless we get that Summer of Steven announcement soon.
>>3153305
Two more weeks remember?
Mods wait a week before giving them (us) the boot.
But remember there's the possibly the zap2it 9th date is true and could potentially start Summer of Steven right there.
>>3153228
Mauybhe I oughta write something.
When more sober.
I mean you can't write ABDL or AR for mainstream publishers so fanfiction is the best outlet anyhow.
>>3153353
I don't remember getting a full week last time. I remember getting a couple days. As soon as it was confirmed we were on hiatus, we were banned.
>>3153373
I've written ABDL fic in the past but not for SU. Had an idea for something involving Amy and Pearl but havne't put anything down for it yet.
>>3153383
He's right, it was a full week the last time.
But if the rumours about June 8th and 16th are true, /sug/ on /co/ are going to last a lot of time
Should I go to Taco Bell tonight or just eat ramen again?
>>3153430
Man, this sucks. It's dead here all day, the discord's usually dead too, and new episodes are two weeks away at the earliest.
We're floundering here.
>>3153460
Just eat the ramen.
>>3153481
It's kinda what can happen when there are two different boards people can go to for our content.
>>3153481
i don't see amethyst feeling weird about peridot peridot asking about her toys
>>3153495
I'm just surprised at how many people would prefer to post on /co/ with the abysmal moderation and shitposting.
>>3153582
It was faster and that was where the memeposters were, so of course they went there
>>3153460
make fancy ramen with an egg
>>3153663
/co/ bumps, so of course they went there.
>>3153582
They're faggots obviously
>>3153582
I'll go where my people goes. Right now, there's almost 100 people on /co/sug/
Why would you post here, even if the content is almost the same but with less people?
It seems bad moderation and the lack of porn, isn't enough to drive people here
>>3153460
Ramen but make it fancy somehow.
Personally I always cook ramen as instructed, but with none of the flavoring powder. When it's cooked, drain the water so it's actual noodles not a soup, then add flavoring.
Other than that, add some stuff either to be cooked with it or afterwards along with the flavoring.
>>3153664
What other than an egg can be added to ramen? I always add peanut butter and whatever thai or soy sauce is lying around.
Not to steer this completely off topic, but I am now a little curious as to how /sug/ eats their ramen.
>>3153797
Well, you named the main reason. But on top of that, it's my own little protest.
Fuck /co/. Steven Universe is a fucking cartoon, you can't ban discussion on it from the comics and cartoons board.
>>3153800
oh man, if i want it sweet i'l throw in a slice of honeyed ham
sometimes i stir in the egg instead of poaching it, to make it egg drop soup
>>3148282
Jasper and Garnet
>>3146677
My dick couldn't handle all of the gems in people clothes
EARRRRRRRLLLLL
>>3153175
>>3153916
>>3153993
I'm more of a Bob man myself, but Bearl is all kinds of alright.
>>3153403
Wonder if I should go the humiliation angle or the mental regression angle...
>>3154204
why are you writing for such a shit fetish?
>>3154243
I personally enjoy it?
Don't really need or got an excuse.
>>3154163
I love Bearb
>>3154432
I get it's your fetish, but at least save the images right
>>3154514
Why you gotta upsize everythign to ridiculhuge sizes?
>>3154620
they get it from the actual source
>>3153261
Hell's the deal with gem eyed Ruby
what did she mean
>>3154620
It's the other way around
That's the source and you are reducing its size
>>3154687
Reducing the size preserves space on the hard drive though.
>>3154684
either she knew exactly what was going on, or thanked steven for telling them where jasper is
>>3154720
If that was a concern you wouldn't be saving pictures on the internet, you'd be asking yourself why you have disk space concerns in 2016
Do ya like Pearl?
>>3154981
Yes.
>>3154981
She's my second favorite.
>>3155003
Which one is your first?
>>3154981
I do like Pearl!
>>3154981
She's my sixth favorite gem, still love her though. I happen to love the other gems more though.
>>3154981
not really
>>3155030
Lapis.
>>3154981
yeah
>>3154981
She's my favorite one.
>>3154981
She's my favorite of the Crystal Gems, yep
>>3154981
I did until I realized she's never going to get over Rose.
>>3155319
feels like she's nothing more than break the cutie fodder at this point and not all of the crew can write her correctly so she's becoming more and more flanderized
You're gone
But I'm still here
>>3155319
>Posting Viscous Pearl
>Not one with teeth visible
What's the fuckin point, mang
>>3155390
You okay, anon?
>>3155390
Good riddance
>>3155490
>>3154981
More than life itself. But that isn't saying much.
>>3155390
>>3155508
Anon, please respond. I care dearly for your well being.
>>3155595
Yeah, I'll be fine
>>3155638
what exactly is vicious pearl
>>3155664
I feel so much better that I know you're okay. I love you.
Best gems in the best ship
did you know that peridot is a paedophile? should she consider therapy? is ok as long as she doesn't try anything irl? is killing herself the best option?
>>3155943
peri looks huge there
>>3155965
Perspective'll do that.
>>3155935
Peridot needs to act on her disgusting desires.
I love Conniedot but art for it basically doesn't exist.
>>3155667
Viscous is the artist
He has a propensity for drawing Gems with huge, jagged teeth and semi-cenobite fashion.
Kinda sorta draws in an AU where things are slightly more fucky than usual
http://ooo11.tumblr.com/
Since Gem fangs are my fetish, he's my nigga
fangs are a meme fetish
>>3156103
Your face is a meme fetish.
Next thread's op image should be Gem fangs
>>3156141
M E M E F E T I S H
>>3156163
Next thread you should stab yourself in the neck.
>>3156205
If it were on Pearl's saw toothed maw?
Gladly~
>>3156163
or steven's penis
>>3156254
What steven's penis gets in the way?
>>3156276
it won't
>>3156276
oh boi, pearl would have the time of her life
>>3156234
no, just a pointy stick or something
Would you give this gem a helping handy after a hard day at work in the salt mines?
>>3156495
yes
>>3156495
sure. nothing sexual right?
>>3156550
Not sexual at all, just one friend relieving the stress of another.
>>3156579
i wish you could do this irl. not even kidding. just cause feels nicer having someone else doing it at their own pace and you trust each other enough
>>3156495
I'd give her a nice, friendly blowjob too.
>>3156495
Yes
what about handies for everyone?
>>3156779
Yes
>>3156792
just friends helping friends it doesn't have to be weird
>>3156495
Is there salt in there? Because that would make it kind of difficult, but would also explain a lot.
>>3156829
Of course
>>3156684
It would surely be appreciated
>>3156855
ok. but we only need to know, you must tell your pal when you're about to finish or is getting a little messy part of the fun?
>>3157032
If you're a good friend you warn them.
If you wanna have fun though...
>>3156495
Steven would.
Why do I have to wake up every day
>>3157404
Because eventually there will be a new episode of Steven Universe.
Someone else use up the image limit, I don't want to be a liar.
>>3157425
new thread when?
Guys, the word "rue" has been appearing very frequently in my captchas, what's going on?
>>3157642
nigga wot
>>3157659
it's the good 'ol internal grab, anon
>>3157659
>he's never been fucking a girl when she puts her hand through a magic portal into his ass and grabs his prostate
You haven't lived.
>>3157569
The ruse cruise is upon you.
>>3156684
I wish I was dead
I want Pearl to beat me in a sword fight and call me a filthy animal while she forces me to suck her cock
no homo
>>3157835
this desu
Only 50 posters this whole thread.
What happened?