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>>3119119
>Feeling how you lick and move your finger around her finger she gets excited and she strokes your dick faster, feeling how it throbs, eagerly to feel more
What a good doggy ~
>She presses her breasts a bit more against the boy's back
Now, suck on it, I want to hear your suction around my finger
>She squeezes your dick and keeps moving her hand around your meaty rod

>>3119129
My my, you call me a slut? I think you will stop calling me that way, anon ~
>She looks at him with a devilish smile and she squeezes the little boy's dick as hard as she can, making a tight grip with her fingers while she keeps moving her hand up and down
Because I'm the adult here ~
>She feels your cock stiffs as a rock and she keeps moving her hand, leaning over to lick your cheek

>>3119115
>She feels how the boy trembles and yells a moan, knowing he was cumming she keeps moving her tongue in his asshole, kissing the entrance, feeling how he keeps moving his hands and she doesn't stop squeezing his balls until he empties his balls
>She moves her tongue out and with a loud smooch she leaves a harder mark on your asshole and she stands up
Good boy ~

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First for robots!

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>>3119049
>Rachel gives anon a pert, satisfied smile.

Good.

>She wiggles her toes, spreading his leaking precum around each one. She then switches feet, the lubricated foot massaging the length of his cock while her other foot rubbed against his head. She made sure to rub against his leaking opening in particular, coating the sole and underside of her toes in precum as well. She repeats her process to spread the precum among her toes with her other foot, then places it on his rigid shaft. With her feet nice and covered in precum and anon's cock sitting between her soles, Rachel finally started giving him a proper footjob, using her soles to massage his thick shaft and occasionally brushing up against the sensitive area of his head with her toes.

Don't fail me.

>>3119183
>Second

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>>3119189
Morrigan's cocklust beats us all

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"Let's do our best today, too."

>>3119183
>>3119196
Robot uprising won't happen until you upgrade that Dorito, mechanon

>>3119187
Oh my god.... Miss Rachel!
>He moans from it all and watches her skillfully handle his cock, precum spreading all over it makes his squirm from her touch and leak even more. He thrusts into her feet as she begins the foot job, his mouth panting and his eyes looking to hers, as well as her feet. He feels he's close from all the stimulation
Rachel! Ahhh, I'm close! I'm really close to cumming already!
>He squirms and moans, powerless to her perfect feet

>>3119196
No, we do the beating ourselves if you get my drift.

>>3119181
Yeah I d-did. You know you aaaah!

>Anon yelps in pain as he feels Mitsuru squeeze his dick. His now erect cock was now experiencing a strange mix of pleasure and pain. Anon tried his best to fight it, screwing his eyes shut and concentrating. He let out a small squeak as he felt her lick his cheek

St-stop that you buh..bitch! You...you won't break me!

>>3119196
I couldn't get first in the name of sleep.
Life is suffering, Mechanon.

>>3119199
>Picks up Chloe and gives her a long, loving hug

>>3119199
Haha, mornin' little healer!

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>>3119234
>She giggles as you tenderly suspend her mid air with your embrace.
Hee hee... How sweet.

>>3119251
Not as sweet as you!
How's the prettiest, cutest Magus is doing?

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>>3119218
>She moves her hand up and down, feeling his dick throbbing between her fingers
What a stubborn kid.. I won't do anything else, you will cum feeling my hand because you are a bad boy
>She speeds up her hand, masturbating the little kid as she keeps licking his cheek, feeling how the trembles and stutters until she kisses his lips, moving her tongue on his lips as she slides her tongue inside his mouth, playfully moving her tongue around his tongue

Needs more puffy vulva.

>>3119263
I-I told you I'm not a..mph!

>Anon's protests were cut off by Mitsuru's kiss. At first he struggles but the feeling of her tounge against his causes him to relax. His defiance was slowly melting away, and it was becoming harder and harder for him to think. The part of his mind screaming at him to resist was being taken over by a soft voice telling him to give in. Soon he could resist it no more and said, in a quiet, muffled voice

Ah wanuu be guud oy

>>3119261
Such flattery... But I'm suppose I'm doing well. No complaints here.

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>>3119294
(Oi)

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>>3119284
Challenge accepted.

>>3119299
>>3119235

>>3119294
I'm only saying it because it's true! Such beauty has to be praised!
>Anon seats her on his lap.
So, would you like to do anything?

>>3119301
I want to hide myself under that dress.

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>>3119293
>She breaks the kiss, leaving a string between his mouth and hers, softenning her grip as she looks at him
Uhmm? I didn't heard you?
>She keeps moving her hand around your dick, now more peacefully

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>>3119308
>mfw
Are you the same guy who always posts those one-liner desires at female avatars?

>>3119323
Actually, no. Usually I'm more verbose, but just damn, I want to hide under Alice's dress and eat her out in public.

>>3119319
>Anon fights back the tears and yells at the top of his lungs

I WANNA BE A GOOD BOY!

>After saying that Anon felt like a great weight had been lifted off him. He no longer had to resist, all he had to do now was listen to Mitsuru, it felt so good.

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>>3119235
Good morning. It's been a little while, but good to see you.

>>3119304
Oh... I wouldn't know... I don't think I'm such a big deal. Miss Arianna is pretty. I'm just pretty normal.
>She adjusts herself.
I don't really have anything in mind... do you?

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>>3119346
Right where everyone could see?

>>3119364
Exactly. Just hear her trying to carry on a conversation between going flush and panting. You know, trying really hard not to acknowledge what was happening to her.

>>3119360
Oh shush, you're beautiful on your own right.
But you DO seem a little tense. Would you like a massage?

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>>3119349
>She smiles hearing those words and she stops moving her hand
You are ~
>She kisses the tip of your nose, leaving a mark with her lipstick as she moves and lies down beside of you as she pulls down the zipper that was on her crotch, revealing her slit and spreading her legs with her arms
Come here, little boy ~

>>3119360
>He picks her up and puts her across his shoulders. He spins around in circles a few times.
It has, how have you been doing?

>>3119390
Oh thank you mistress!

>Anon eagerly shuffles over to Mitsuru. He takes his hard cock and slides it into her slit. He moans as he feels The walls of Mitsuru's pussy close around his stiff member.

D-does that feel good mistress?

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>>3119284
(I've got some puffy pics, but unfortunately they are not allowed here.)

>>3119381
Well, if you say so... Oh, a message? That does sound cozy... I guess I haven't been taking it as easy as I should.

>>3119396
Woah..!
>Tensing for a moment, she relaxes a little after settling on your shoulders.
I've been... productive. My guild has been exploring the labyrinth more frequently, so we've been getting more done, but I haven't been able to visit as much.

Hey everyone! Here's a link to a personal favorite of mine, one of the very first hentai manga I ever read.

Here's Take On Me. Enjoy!
(1)
http://imgur.com/a/QQ9F5
http://imgur.com/a/6gwph

(2)
http://imgur.com/a/hL65p
http://imgur.com/a/sVA2s


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

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>>3119376
All trying to act natural when anyone who even glances over could tell what was going on...

>tfw no one does yandere or obsessive here

>>3119428
>He smiles, gently rubbing her shoulders.
Now, we could have a normal, simple massage, or I could give you a full body one.
But there's a catch to the second one- If you want me to release aaaaaall that tension, you'll have to be naked.

>>3119445
Jiro is yandere for Elizabeth lol

>>3119445
(We just started getting a virra.)

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>>3119423
>She softly moans when she feels the little boy sliding his big member into her pussy, immediately she can't resist but tighten her slit
Move your hips faster ~
>She smiles at him and wraps her legs around the boy's back

>>3119428
Aha! Well it's unfortunate that we don't get to see you, but it sounds like you've been busy having fun! Have you been eating properly?

>>3119451
(A Virra?)

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>>3119207
>Rachel donned a sadistic smile. Watching anon writhe as she massaged his throbbing cock brought her great satisfaction.

I've not given you the command. You cannot cum yet.

>As if trying to defy her own words, Rachel's feet starting pumping anon's dick even faster and more thoroughly. When her stroke reached the head of his cock, she'd stimulate his most sensitive parts with her toes, brushing up against it gently, making sure to deliberately trace her toes around the rim of his head. When her stroke fell back downwards, she'd push her feet together at the base of his shaft, squeezing his cock between her feet as if trying to milk him. She'd then run her feet back up while maintaining this pressure before starting the process of her footjob over again.

Figure I'd repost this
http://poal.me/iqxfzf

Looks like x-23 is winning.

Which is fine since I can just play her as a prostitute.

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Where the lolis @

>>3119433
Exactly, it's not like the dress is terribly big or puffy, there'd be a clear outline of the person being under it, not to mention you'd see their whole lower half knelt down. But still, Alice seems like the type of girl to try and hold it together as long as possible.

>>3119480
who are you

>>3119492
Just a passing through shitposter, anon.

You'd better remember that!

>>3119454
>Without a word Anon does as he is told. He begins moving his hips at a faster pace. He Ian's with pleasure as he feels her tight slit press against his cock. Her legs almost seem to push him in further.

I-I'm so sorry I was mean to you mistress! I promise I'll obey you! I promise I'll never think about things without your permission!

>>3119346
just ain't enough people that love eating the cunt around here

>>3119497
I'll never forget you, shitposter #3482.

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>>3119448
>She tilts her head and looks down as she contemplates the decision.
W-well... Being a war magus require you to use your entire body for for a source of energy, so um... I wouldn't mind a full body message...

>>3119459
Yesh, it has been fun, but I haven't been able to see my other friends, like you...!
...Oh, yeah! We make sure to visit Regina's place to treat our selves after exploring. Her food is so good...!

>>3119480
(Hiya)

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>>3119483
Yeah, just trying desperately to pretend that's not happening, even though whoever that is down there under the table -knows- how much she's loving it.

>>3119497
>holds up a playing card with a mask and barcode on it

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>>3119497
>>3119504
Reimu is Decade. You can't un-see it.

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>>3119498
Thats what I wanted to hear, a good boy ~
>She pushes your back against her, to make you go deeper as you keep moving your hips like a little dog in heat
I wonder how much you can endure my pussy ~
>She softly moans as she feels the his dick reaching deep into her

>>3119503
>his smile widened, as he gently moved her from his lap to the ground.
Excellent! Now, if you will...?

>>3119504
>>3119510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgYrzMLplSM

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>>3119510
Armpit-chan!

>>3119503
Aha ha! Good to hear little one!
>He spins around in more circles
And have you still being going cherry red with cuteness?

>>3119517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6S5P1w-1cM

dat VROOOM tho

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>>3119474
(Ah...I think they're referring to me. Eheh.)

>>3119504
Yes, the legs coming around and pushing in closer, pushing against the back and locking the person into the deed.

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But no really loli are great

>>3119533
Oh, hello then.

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>>3119534
Just that damn good to have a skilled mouth down there!

>>3119514
I-I can endure it for...for...

>Sadly for anon he could endure it no longer. Without warning his cock began to release white liquid right inside Mitsuru's pussy. He tried to stop it but the pleasure was too much for him. He shuddered as he released his entire load into her. When he finished he had a look of horror on his face

I-I came...without permission. Oh..oh please please mistress-! Don't hate me! It was a mistake I promise never to do it again!

>>3119429
>Domin8 Me
Good taste.

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>>3119515
Uh huh....
>The young girl begins with the removal of her clothes, which was fairly quick. Setting aside her hat and coat, she kicks off her shoes, followed by pulling down her leggings and removing her shirt. She now just remained in her simple white bra and panties.
...Is this fine, sir?

>>3119524
C'mon...
>Just that teasing little question was enough for her cheeks to warm up.
I don't really pay attention to that sort of thing. You seem like the only one who notices...

>>3119539
(Preach it sister.)

>>3119543
That and while you're down there, you can always give a nice big squeeze to that cute Alice patoot. But making her moan out would be the best part. You know, when she finally can't hold it and you can tell. But you've got to save it for the middle of some sentence, to make it extra obvious.

>>3119572
>>3119572
>He nodded gently.
Excellent. Now, please lie on your stomach so I could begin?

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>>3119584
Halfway through saying something and those feelings just reach that peak of being irresistable? Hnng.

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>>3119540
(Greetings, anon!)

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>>3119557
>She feels how the little boy shoots hot strings of cum inside her, unable to resist as his cock throbs, she yells a loud moan and looks at him
Don't do it again..
>She said between deep breaths
Don't worry about it now.. ~

>>3119572
Well that's because Chloe is cute
>He sets her down and gives her a hug, lifting her well off her feet
See, you're already starting!

>>3119607
Yuh..yes mistress. I understand mistress.

>Having sex had clearly tired him out. His eyes were heaving and his movements slugglish. Soon he drifted off to sleep on the bed,

>>3119596
Oh yeah, it'd be even better if it's been going on for a while, that way it's not just a tiny little Alice moan, it's a full on hip and leg-shaking, eye-rolling, screaming orgasm right in the middle of a conversation. You know, something there's literally no way you can try to explain away.

>>3119604
(Will you be back later? I'd hate to interrupt you if you are busy.)

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>>3119172

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>>3119623
Full body convulsions, squealing, hips bucking up into that face down there, gripping desperately onto the table, the works.

>>3119632
I regret nothing.

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>>3119586
...Sure.
>Working her way over to a bed, she rested her body, lying face down.
Like this, right...?

>>3119608
>She buries her face in his chest as she hugs him, attempting to hid her blush.
T-that's only because you keep calling me stuff like that...

>>3119632
kys

>>3119637
Oh yeah, and it's not like you stop. You hold out and let that build up from going slow, then in the middle of it, speed up to full and try to see if you can get her to have multiple in a row, all while she's given up and starts to grind into your face.

>>3119639
Just right! Good job, Chloe.
>He started gently massaging her upper back, rubbing around and trying to get all that pesky tension out.

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>>3119653
>trying for a multiple
>from in-public under-the-table cunnilingus
>mfw

>>3119639
I only call it like I see it, adoramage
>He continues the hug, spinning her around again.

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>>3119638
You vile being.
>>3119647
kys

>>3119662
Well yeah, how else are you supposed to do it? I mean, it's like you expect me to not even try. If you're gonna do something, you pour your heart and soul into it.

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>>3119700
Sir that is the kind of dedication that pussy-eating truly deserves.

>>3119699
UNPUFF K-CUP, IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO

>>3119707
Well, I thank you, but it's not what it deserves, it's just returning in kind. You can't just pump and dump. Or expect a blowjob without giving something back.

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>>3119653
>>3119662
>This conversation
(Hot damn)

>>3119657
>It was until he began working on her back that she realized how stiff her body actually felt. He seemed to know just how to loosen her up, however.
O-oh... Wow...

>>3119690
Gr...!
>Revealing h we r head from his chest, she puffs her cheeks out in a rather adorable form of irritation.
"Adoramage"...? Now you're just being silly.

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>>3119625
(I believe I will be - just, my tablet isn't fully charged yet.)

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>stumble across a goldmine of great characters
>the good ones have 10 pictures max
>only 3 of those are good
>the really good ones have 3 pictures max
>generic catgirl gets 250+ pictures

Japan is truly a crime against the world

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>>3119737
Wisdom. Got to earn that shit being done properly.

>>3119743
(I know right?)

>>3119763
Subscribed.

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>>3119763
That's why I didn't start playing as Adelle here in the threads. (pic related) is basically the only good one I found.

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>>3119780
Did you like and comment?

>>3119743
(Funny enough, same person, shhh.)
>He laughs heartily shaking the little Chloe about in his grip
Hmmm...no? Bad one? How about Cutiemancer? Beauty sage?

>>3119779
Exactly. It's give and take. A nice flow. And in any case it's always a great starter if you can get her going beforehand. If she's already spasming, the motor is already running, you're good to go.

>>3119757
Im the squire from yesterday, hope to see you on later.

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>>3119812
Best way to get a girl down for ANYTHING is to prove you've got da skillz.

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DELITA? DELITA?
WHERE ARE YOU DELITA?

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I'm never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm
though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool

Should've known better than to cheat a friend
and waste the chance that I've been given
so I'm never gonna dance again
the way I danced with you

>>3119819
Yep, and if you can give her a few before your pants even come off, she'll give you a lot more care and attention, because she knows you mean business and that the pleasure is going to be for BOTH of you. Not just yourself.

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>>3119828
Nobody ever had a dream round here
But I don't really mind that it's starting to get to me
Nobody ever pulls the seams round here
But I don't really mind that it's starting to get to me

I've got this energy beneath my feet
Like something underground's gonna come up and carry me
I've got this sentimental heart that beats
But I don't really mind that it's starting to get to me now

Why do you waste my time?
Is the answer to the question on your mind
And I'm sick of all my judges
So scared of what they'll find
But I know that I can make it
As long as somebody takes me home every now and then

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>>3119838
That's how you get the REAL fun.

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>>3119848
Everybody needs somebody
Everybody needs somebody to love (someone to love)
Sweetheart to miss (sweetheart to miss)
Sugar to kiss (sugar to kiss)
I need you you you
I need you you you
I need you you you in the morning
I need you you you when my souls on fire

Sometimes I feel
I feel a little sad inside
When my baby mistreats me
I never never never have a place to hide
I need you

Sometimes I feel
I feel a little sad inside
When my baby mistreats me
I never never never have a place to hide
I need you you you
I need you you you
I need you you you
I need you you you
I need you

You know people when you do find that somebody
Hold that woman, hold that man
Love him, hold him, squeeze her, please her, hold her
Squeeze and please that person, give em all your love
Signify your feelings with every gentle caress
Because its so important to have that special somebody
To hold, kiss, miss, squeeze and please

>>3119861
>[doing that one dance externally]

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>>3119821
>implying a heretic is worthy of my presence

>>3119857
The kinda stuff where you're both just laying there exhausted and covered in sweat, looking at each other and breathing heavy. The stuff that last for hours, and at the end, no matter how much you're ready to pass out you can just look at each other and go "...Again?"

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>>3119861
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
I know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

You’re so fine
I want you mine
You’re so delicious
I think about you all the time
You’re so addictive
Don’t you know what I could do to make you feel alright (alright, alright, alright)?
Don’t pretend I think you know I’m damn precious
And Hell Yeah
I’m the motherfucking princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I’m right

She’s like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!

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>>3119872
When the truth is found to be lies
and all the joy within you dies
don't you want somebody to love
don't you need somebody to love
wouldn't you love somebody to love
you better find somebody to love

When the garden flowers baby are dead yes
and your mind [, your mind] is [so] full of RED
don't you want somebody to love
don't you need somebody to love
wouldn't you love somebody to love
you better find somebody to love

your eyes, I say your eyes may look like his [yeah]
but in your head baby I'm afraid you don't know where it is
don't you want somebody to love
don't you need somebody to love
wouldn't you love somebody to love
you better find somebody to love

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>>3119779
(Describing stuff like a woman's orgasm in extended detail has always been a favorite of mine.)

>>3119796
(Oh. Eheh...)
>Her face contort to a sort of mix of both embarrassment and disinformation as she hear the different names.
Those are all so... Something. I dunno... But, it's not like I wouldn't enjoy a nickname...

>>3119743
(Incredibly sorry, was busy.)
>He frowns.
Oh dear. This just won't do.
You poor thing, you've been overworking yourself, haven't you?
>His rubs slowly went downwards, working hard to release all the tension as he eventually reached her lower back.
By the looks of it, I'll have to do something special to fix this!

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>>3119875
Yes my friend now please turn your back for a moment you can trust me

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>>3119878
The best.

>>3119885
Very yes.

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>>3119881
I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me come runnin'
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around, I'm always laughin'
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I want you
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah ah oh ah

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself

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>>3119885
>Alvin

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What the fuck.

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>>3119891
>Implying anyone ever trusts a Darknight
>ever

>>3119900
Nue. Shame he still hasn't killed himself.

>>3119885
Hmmm...Chloe is Chloe though.It's hard to come up with nicknames for someone like that. Cherry Chloe the Cutiemancer? It's too long but it sounds right. Hmmm...
>He sets her down and gets really close to her face, stroking his chin and eyeing her up.

>>3119821
>>3119875
>>3119891
>>3119901
[muffled THIS IS ESCAPISM in the distance]

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>>3119900
There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one

My mother was a tailor
Sewed my new blue jeans
My father was a gamblin' man
Down in New Orleans

Now the only thing a gambler needs
Is a suitcase and trunk
And the only time he's satisfied
Is when he's on a drunk

Oh mother, tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Spend your lives in sin and misery
In the House of the Rising Sun

Well, I got one foot on the platform
The other foot on the train
I'm goin' back to New Orleans
To wear that ball and chain

Well, there is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one

>>3119911
I try man, I really do.

>>3119918
How you gonna fuck up killing yourself? Try harder.

>>3119892
Right? And the point where everything does finally go to passing out, you're still halfway through, stuck inside, and just end up collapsing onto each other in to a hot mess.

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>>3119922
Oh yes, just a complete mess of sticky fatigue, only stopped because it was physically impossible to go on.

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>>3119921
All I'm good at is staying alive.

I can't fucking manage it.

>>3119927
Yes, but then comes the best question. Do you start again with wake-up sex? Like does the first person up start with oral to wake the other? Or do you go straight to breakfast in bed and then shower-sex?

>>3119932
jump in front of a train. that will end you if you don't manage to derail the thing with your fat ass

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>>3119943
Nomming down on a morning wood is always fun, but a good long shower-screw is always good too!

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>>3119918
Good tastes, Nue.

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>>3119946

>>3119946
Mean.
But I guess I deserve as much.

I don't want to be fucking people over...

>>3119918
I wanna fuck that goat.

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>>3119953
Not really Shark Nue.

If I had good taste I wouldn't have been coming here to socialise for months :^)

>>3119950
I know, life is full of tough, unanswered questions. Since I don't sleep long, I'm always more a fan of the breakfast in bed option too. Exhaustion sucks, so getting someone something after a night of rough, sweaty sex just seems like the right thing to do.

>>3119955
People will have to clean that shit up and nobody wants to.

>>3119963
Answer your skype you faggot!

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>>3119965
That does sound nice. Build up a bit of an emotional bond after what seems like a whole day straight of shared physical bliss.

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>>3119889
(Don't worry about it!)
I-I hadn't noticed... But a war magus' job is pretty taxing on the body and mind... But I no better that to complain...
>She let's out a tiny grunt as he expertly works over her stiff from with his hands.
...Special? What do you mean..? I-I didn't realize it was THAT bad...

>>3119912
>Her rather unpleasant expression she had on her face practically vanished after she heard his words. Keeping the rosy red of her cheek, it was now accompanied by an innocent smile.
Hee Hee... That sounds so silly...! But I like it alot...!

>>3119955
Don't listen to that faggot. Train suicides are for japanese schoolgirls. What you need to do is climb a roof, tie your foot up the right length so you'll dangle, affix a sharp taught wire somewhere and superglue your hands to your head inbetween the wire. If done correctly, you can jump, die instantly and the first person to see you will be scarred for life from seeing a dead guy hold is own severed head.

>>3119980
Which one?

>>3119982
Plus, most important meal. How else do you get the stamina to go again. Or, as an offshoot bonus, food sex. Licking maple syrup/whipped cream off a body.

>>3119983
You're just way too tense, Chloe! You have to take it a lot easier.
>He rubbed just above her little butt.
And yes, I have a special method of working out a lot of that stress, but... It's actually rather naughty. Would you mind overmuch if I used it? You're a serious case.

>>3120000
Think it's your erp one. You don't really have to, just felt like messaging you some time when you're around.

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>>3119963
Just take the compliment, Nue.
Please do it for everything that's holy in funposting.

>>3119983
Awwww, lookit that! Plus it's alliteration, so we can shorten it!
>He pats her hat, then moves in even closer, giving her a peck on the forehead.
How about we shorten it to C3?

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>>3120013
But I'm not somebody worth complimenting.

>>3120009
ah right.
Sorry I'm not much feeling like talking with anybody.

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>>3120001
Good thinking!
Really is nice to see a guy that knows to use his damn mouth instead of just his dick for a change, btw.

>>3120021
>>3119983
(Ew, dumb alt codes didn't work, was supposed to be C-Cubed)

>>3120026
Shimakaze-kun a cute

>>3120026
>liking Trump makes you the kind of assmarauder who says "boipussy"

>>3120028
Like I said, sex isn't a one-way. Besides, getting off is fine and dandy, but there's nothing like the gratification of knowing your partner had the same amount of fun. That's the real foundation of great sex.

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>>3120045
boipussy bestpussy.

>>3120038
tfw no shimakaze bf.

except some guy wants to suck my dick while he's wearing that outfit because he's a degenerate with no taste in men.

>>3120054
I think the most trajic thing about Jman is if he did regular shit, more people would actually like his shit

At least he's got a sense of humor

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>>3120066
There are two men I idolise

Adolf Hitler for his ability to make his fetish a national standard.

And Jmantime because of the sheer trauma his work causes.

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>>3120054
We're all degenerates, Nue. But somehow he managed to outdo us all.
The man's a prime example of what all degenerates wish they could be.

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>>3120050
Well said.

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Hey what's going on in this threa-
>>3120054

>>3120075
Thanks, I try Aliceposter.

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This thread got extra weird while I was away.

>>3120093
H--hello!

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>>3120085
Almost enough to tempt me into actually ERPing instead of just meta-discussing it.

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>>3120082
Not even going to comment on me calling Hitler my idol? :^)

>>3120074
I really don't want some guy fucking me because it is his fetish.

Hell I just want somebody who will love me as a person.

But me as a person is not somebody worth loving at all.

No matter how much some idiots and a liar claimed otherwise.

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(Gonna step out for a little. Hopefully be back real soon)

>>3120005
C-Chloe can't though... An adventurer always needs to do their best...
>Her minor grunts became a tad more audible as he proceeded lower along her delicate frame.
N-Naughty...? Chloe's a big girl... If you recommend it, then she won't refuse... But is it really that serious...?

>>3120021
>>3120029
(Ah, I got ya. No worries)
Hee hee... It's still a little embarrassing, but it sounds just like something you'd think of, so it makes me happy...
>She looks down to the ground sheepishly after your tiny peck. That mixed with hearing her new nickname made the young magus quite happy.

>>3120093
Who the FUCK are you?

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Maybe I missed it, or all this was back on /b/
But what the fuck did Nue actually do?

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>>3120102
And that's why we all love you as a depressed fun poster.

>>3120098
Well then, that'd be the second time I've gotten you to do that. Unfortunately, this morning I'm just a tease. I'm just waking up and haven't got enough energy to do that sorta thing. And you've got to be about ready to head to bed.

>>3120104
>He gently pulled off her panties, spreading her legs.
Incredibly. But don't worry, Chloe. Ol' Anon is gonna fix everything.
>His fingers brushed against the inside of her thighs...

Who the fuck is Nue?

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>>3120102

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>>3120124
A tease is fine too.
>what is with all these fucking French CAPTCHAs tonight srsly

>>3120131
Iowa

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>>3120096
Hello!

>>3120105
Just a girl. Nobody special.

I want to be in someone's embrace.

>>3120133
>Smooch

>>3120104
>He laughs looking at the adorable display of embarassment
Oh my. I think I may have teased the C-Cubed a bit too much...

>>3120150
Who's that someone?

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>>3120139
The new porcupine on the block with the buff chest
In the wilderness with the ruggedness
Knock, knock, it's Knuckles, the bloat thrower
Independent flower, Magical Emerald holder
I'll give you the coldest shoulder
My spikes go through boulders, that's why I stay a loner
I was born by myself, I don't need a posse
I get it on by myself, adversaries get shelved

>>3120150
>Pets the Nue

>>3120134
(Mine have literally all been food and baking, it's like they're telling me I should go do that)
Maybe next time around, Aliceposter

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>>3120151
Go you just randomly kiss people all the time like that?
>>3120160
DO GREAT EMERALD'S POWER

>>3120143
...
You seem like a...mature person...

Don't ERP with Nue
She abandons you Midsession

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>>3120174
>she

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>>3120165
See you then, I guess.

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>>3120121
I'm just a terrible person and it shone through bit by bit.

I've never actually done anything exceptionally terrible at one specific time except spending an hour posting 2 songs per 5 minutes in a thread.

Just I do bad shit constantly and it piles up and "I'm too much for somebody to deal with alone".

>>3120121
more like what didnt he do

>>3120143
>>3120171
I can't control my erection...

>>3120171
Only the beautiful ones~

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>>3120174
>She

anywho, if I didn't constantly have people shitting on me and ruining my mood I wouldn't.

But yknow, whatever.

>>3120139
Don't even joke about something like that.

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>>3120185
Start world war III

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>>3120173
I guess? I can be pretty childish sometimes. Unless you're making a pun on mature?

>>3120178
LOL

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>>3120178

>>3120184
>I've never actually done anything exceptionally terrible
>Making Mizuki so scared he wont come to thread anymore

>>3120206
give me an estimate of the total value lost, please

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>>3120191
Oh? That sounds like something someone should deal with ASAP!
>>3120192
Me? Beautiful? Oh please. Stop~

>>3120182
Seeya Alice, try to get better from all the flus.

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>>3120203
>>3120178
This can't be a coincidence. This is why Nue turned out like he did.

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>tfw you will never be as hated as the real Nue.

>>3120211
One cute boyslut

>>3120198
Nice boobs!

>>3120198
N...no. I really meant it. And I know I like girls with a mature attitude. But if you can be childish at times, I guess I like that more!

>>3120211
Loki

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>>3120206
It wasn't one specific thing that caused that...

I really don't get how it went from him calling me lovable and shit to him cutting me off completely within 2 days with nothing really happening months back.

But then again he did lie to me a lot.

>>3120213
How do I take care of this? It's painful and seeks release.
>>3120198
Your body sure is

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>>3120220
Shark Nue is CUTE!

Do blog posters like Kawai and Yuruposter even ERP

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Anyway I'm gonna go.
Sorry for causing so much shit.

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>>3120271
Does Iowa even ERP?

>>3120233
>stalk this nigga on like 6 avatars
>i-it wasn't just me!

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>>3120236
Well. If you need to release I can help.
Just take it out. and give it a few slow strokes. Nothing to fast now! You want to enjoy this right?

>>3120213
No I don't think I will stop because I like to say it you beauty~

>>3120275
Take care, you adorable faggot.

>>3120275
good

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>>3120278

>>3120278
Inbetween shitposting

>>3120288
I'm plagued with lewd thoughts of your body.
>He took out his cock slowly and gradually teased as if to warm it up.

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>>3120282
Baker was Link you dumbass.

Viv I told him it was me as soon as I got talking to him privately, Poppy was me trying to just fit in more than anything.

>>3120318
>Link
Blake?

>>3120318
Link?
>Blake

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>>3120318
Wait no, Baker was Kamina, some HG fag anyway.

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>>3120291
Oh anon please! I'm no where near as beautiful as some of the cuties here!
What makes me so special?
>>3120316
My body? Well.. You can gawk at it all you want. Do you like my tits or my butt?
Keep stroking it by the way. Make sure to pump it all the way to the tip, then all the way back to the base. Slowly! Don't quick shoot me.

>>3120331
>>3120329
>>3120327
>>3120318
But the real question is:

Who's dark links' mysterious shitposting sister?

>>3120318
you JUST said you were leaving. gtfo!

>>3120331
>Baker was Kamina
Sanya?

>>3120340
Dark links sibling plays Ruby in the discord and never came or will come into threads so its nothing to do with the thread and you guys just assume everyone is a shitposter

>>3120340
Mango?

>>3120339
The fabulous hat that's what.

>>3120345
Sanya, Eila, probably Miyafuji

>>3120363
Erica's sister?

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>>3120341
There are always hidden silences
Waiting behind the chair
They come out when the coast is clear
They eat anything that moves
I go shaky at the knees
Lights go out, stars come down
Like a swarm of bees

No self-control

You know I hate to hurt you
I hate to see your pain
But I don't know how to stop
No, I don't know how to stop

Street after street
Night after night
I walk on through the rain
I walk on through the rain
I don't know how to stop

>>3120351
It's probably just Dark Link

>tfw new
>tfw I don't what are you guys talking about

>>3120380
shitty avatarfag drama, just ignore it

>>3120373
That's Mango.

>>3120351
>never came or will come into threads so its nothing to do with the thread and you guys just assume everyone is a shitposter
Whatever you say tobii

>>3120339
Both! But if I had to pick one, your butt....
It's like looking into heaven.
>His slow jerking persists as he begins rubbing the tip.

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>>3120362
Oh this ol' thing? It's one of a kind. But it's nothing special!
Oh please. You're embarrassing me!
>>3120380
Stay pure anon.
Stay pure

... How new are you? Have I played with you yet?

>>3120380
Local anon is too pure for this world

>>3120378
Doubtful, they don't talk nearly as retarded as he does

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>>3120392
>How new are you? Have I played with you yet?
Well, I'm erper but I barely do this. I just want to read some cool erp and look at cuties.

I'm trying to ignore this drama shit.

>>3120407
Dissociative identity disorder

>>3120392
Plus I've heard you're pretty amazing with magic too so that's even better~

>>3120390
Colin?

>>3120421
Plausible. They did get a hold of their "brother" rather quick the last time something happened in discord

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So anyway before I piss off
Who the fuck is sharknue anyway?

Acting nice to me at all is suspicious as fuck.

>>3120425
Collin is Burchard.

>>3120387
Makoto?

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>nue hour
I'm out

>>3120392
Musky cock.

T b h
Kawai is pretty good at ERPing
Blog posters are saving us

>>3120446
Makoto is Shark Nue

>>3120441
Mizuki?

>>3120466
Hi Kawai

>>3120474
Innocent boy is shark nue

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>>3120478
God no, I doubt he'd dare pretend to like me at all again.

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>>3120391
My butt you say? Great! I love my big soft butt as well~
Go ahead and gaze at my supple flesh while you pump that shaft.
Rub the tip just a little bit~
>>3120417
Ignore it senpai. You'll be fine without it. Even when I'm dating one of the biggest drama makers I don't put my foot in that
Just look at butts and jerk it~
>>3120424
Thanks anon!
I was thinking about doing a show tonight.. I've found some... dark spells~

>>3120498
>Dark spells
You mean like conjure watermelon?

>implying that Blake isn't Ko-Gilgamesh

>>3120478
Bane?

>>3120508
Hi Jiro

>>3120498
boobs>butt
less smell

>>3120498
Dark spells? Now that's even more interesting~

>>3120508
Maybe make someones bike disappear.

>>3120498

people are dating here? pathetic

>>3120508
>>3120526
+50% damage vs Welfare element
+10% crit chance on attempts to get into porno

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>>3120430
Well, probably only thing that requires a response from lurking.
What is "cellphones and texting."

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>>3120225
Thanks! I would say "nice cock!" but I can't see it.

>>3120191
That sounds dangerous.

>>3120229
Hmm, are you complimenting me in a roundabout, embarrassed way? That's so cute!

>>3120236
Um ... w-well ... I suppose that's true.

>>3120494
Vivian?

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>>3120508
>>3120526
I wanna be a negromancer.

>>3120512
Blake?
>Link

>>3120498
If I'm a good boy, c-could I touch it after?
>Given the luxurious sight, he slightly increases his tempo, giving care to his shaft.

>>3120539
>Pets the Ruby.

>>3120539
>What is "cellphones and texting."
What is "being in an erp centered discord"
What is "defending a brother that was so jealous of your promotion, he had to blog about it in the threads"
what is "Nobody likes Dark link".

>>3120540
Well, I mean, I could show you!

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>>3120560
>Hums from the affection.

>>3120539
>damage control

>>3120540
>>3120540
This erection is because of your beautiful body.

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>>3120508
>>3120526
>I kek'd
I was thinking more body spells. I do small transforming spells.. You've all seen my.. Uhm.. For lack of a better word. Cock.
But I wanna do more morphing.
... Remember the Nun that was here? Double I think?
Stuff like that... Will you guys like that?
>>3120524
Butts>Dicks>Chubby Belly>Tits>Feet
>>3120529
"Dating"
My Facebook relationship status is "It's complicated"
>>3120552
Only if you're good~
Now keep stroking it. Just a little faster now. Squeeze it just a bit. make sure it's really hard~

>>3120539
Technology used in the stone age.

>>3120582
So when's the next honeymoon DMG?

>>3120579
Don't do this to me just when I'm about to pass out.

>>3120534
Oh and +10 to pickpocketing.

>>3120546
Like no one ever was?

>>3120582
Well that sounds fun but on yourself or the people you're with?

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>>3120595
When was the first one?

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>>3120570
>>3120580
I'm entitled to my opinion, as is everyone.
>defending
Already knew that.
Damage control?

>>3120582
Such softness is sure to send my dick into nirvana.
>The man grasps his cock with a more rigid grip. A moan escapes his mouth as he continues his poking and prodding.

>>3120613
Alright bye Dark Link

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>>3120599
Whatever could you mean?

>>3119429
Fuck you, I read everything and now I feel like shit, thank you

>>3120627
LINK?

>Blake

>>3120627
Anon?

>Dickslaps everyone in the thread

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>>3120613
Naut?
Hey remember when you and Virra decided it would be a good idea to lie about shit and cause drama between me and Mizuki that caused all this shit to really go off the deep end?

>>3120613
Your opinion matters significantly less here you faggot. The fact of the matter is that you and the rest of the staff camp the threads and shit up the place whenever you can

>>3120633
Pretty decent story for a hentai, huh?

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>>3120637
BANE?

>>3120630
I've always wanted to cuddle a qt Ruby.

>>3120640
Kill yourself.

>>3120649
Kill yourself nigger, I never watch movies or shows or even read manga because of this, fuck you

>>3120640
>tfw there will never be another Annie RPer