Zootopia Thread: Schalke edition Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/iYDU8g 2T

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>schalke

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>>3113934
>>3113957
v fast

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EARS

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Are there more Zootopia sports pictures? I've seen that soccer one a lot but don't remember any others yet, soccer or otherwise.

>>3114026
ITS SO CUTE IM GONNA DIE

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l o v e them~

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>>3114061

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reposting cause reasons

Sup anons, who framed roger rabbit just came to an end, up next we have the secret of nimh and zootopia

Secret of nimh will start in 10 minutes.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy

Get a drink, Get comfy and watch a movie with other anons!

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>>3114075
That one's heresy though

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>>3114101
No it isn't.

>>3114118
is this the new loss

>>3114120
Giraffe's can't have babies with Jaguars. This image is not heresy, only the other one

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>>3114165
Obviously you are wrong.

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>>3114196

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>>3114167
>>3114167

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>>3114207

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>>3114212
I take it back THIS is heresy

>>3113934
>Schalkeing off again?

>>3113982
I still had about 10 years....

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>>3114212

>>3114215
That looks like 'groomed' in the thumbnail and with the implications of that word with kids...

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>>3114224
Deal w/ it nerd

I'd still fuck a human Nick

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>So what kinda stuff do you and Red do together in the apartment? Any common interests as far as shows, books, music, etc.? Have you two gone out on a date yet?
Dates haven't really been a priority as of late, which is not to say we don't spend time together. It's just hard to bother going out between the stress of everything.

I think his music tastes are awful and he thinks I'm much too picky, but we tend to get along with TV and movies.

>What did you do for fun when you lived out of town?
Uhhh
Not much.
The country is not exactly known for its broad availability of things-to-do.

>Grab yourself a double shot dark roast espresso
I'm gonna stop you there. I know enough about coffee to know that espresso is not something I need in my system.

Jerk.

>Actually, do you even drink? Does HE even drink?
I drink a lot of water, mainly. Sugary or caffeinated drinks are not my friend.

>>3114307
Yeah
no.

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>>3114322
>I drink a lot of water, mainly. Sugary or caffeinated drinks are not my friend.

Actually, I was talking about alcohol. A drunk Bunon sounds like a funny sight to see.

>>3114310
dude looks like a mannequin, but other than that, brety gud

>>3114322
>I think his music tastes are awful and he thinks I'm much too picky

IT'S TIME TO WAAAAKE UP
BUT YOU DON'T NEED NO MAAAAKE UP

>>3114376
Bunanon has these threads to push her towards making rash and questionable decisions. She doesn't need alcohol.

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>>3114380
Yeah I know, but it's still awesome.

Too much makeup/after effects

Have a Clawhauser

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>>3114310
He needs to cover up his human ears.

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>>3114322
>The country is not exactly known for its broad availability of things-to-do.

I dunno Bun, I enjoy being out in nature. You should go camping with Red sometime! Has he even left the city before?

>>3114381
>>3114417
I don't know how a single song can manage to be so perfect for a couple, but goddamn that song did it.

>>3114322
>I think his music tastes are awful

I think it's time to talk music tastes.

What's he into? What are you into?

This offer is for Bunanon,

I want to draw something for you, what shall it be?

>>3114381
>>3114417
>>3114443
Doing my part to spread the suffering:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9f8S7OAaq0

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>>3114471
Draw something cute involving Red and Bunanon.

That's really as specific as my requests ever are.

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>>3114510
GOD DAMN IT I JUST GOT THIS SHIT OUT OF MY HEAD

Sup, triggity-/trash/.

Drinking, gf passed out. What's good?

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>>3114310

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>>3114400
I'm of the belief that everyone should get drunk at least once in their lives.

did weaver post more then the first 2 pages of that judy/gideon thing? i went out for a couple hours, don't wanna miss it, that shit was getting /good/

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>>3114322
When the job is just right. And before you ask I will not stop.

>>3114588
No he hasn't posted any more, I don't think he will

>>3114574
How drunk is "drunk" though?

Slurred words and unsteady walking?

Or more like "you pinned down my dog so you could use him as a pillow, then projectile vomited on his face"?

>>3114568
plastic dolll... creeeepy

Would you guys hate me if i told you i dyed my hair to cosplay as Nick?

>>3113934
So my movie theatre finally got the film
Holy fuck is this movie top notch. I knew the plot almost by heart, but actually seeing the whole thing in pristine, movie theatre quality was something else.
I might just buy myself another ticket and have another go.

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ATTENTION ZOOFAGS

anyone else going to MegaCon?

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>>3114629
Massive keks

>>3114634
I'm not saying you should get black out wasted, just drunk enough to let loose and have fun.

>>3114658
Is that a... FURRY con?

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>>3114376
I don't drink. Parents never really let me and I'm not keen to give it a try.

>>3114381
please stop
between that and the carrot pop...

>>3114417
That could be fun. I don't know how often he gets out of the city.

>>3114457
Seems like Red will listen to whatever happens to be flavor of the month on the radio. He's mentioned "a certain fondness for carrot pop in its prime"

I like swing, anti-folk, some post-rock...

>>3114642
Nah.

>>3114322
What's so bad about mixing rabbits and caffeine?

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>>3114680
I like your taste in music bun

>>3114067
The cute cuddle positions they could pull off is limitless

>>3114680
Man I've been giving you shit but you have some pretty legit taste in music.

>>3114680
>He's mentioned "a certain fondness for carrot pop in its prime"

He's probably just fucking with you. No one actually likes that crap. And if they say they do, they're lying. They probably just wanna bang the bunnies.

>>3114443
Right? It's actually kind of disturbing. On top of the personalities matching, the guy uses 'foxy' to mean hot and the girl talks about making rabbit noises. If this song hadn't been around for years I'd actually wonder if someone hadn't commissioned it for the Bunanon saga.

>>3114802
>They probably just wanna bang the bunnies.
Well I mean, he IS dating a bunny right now...

>>3114630

This legitimately saddens me.

>>3114830
That's exactly my point.

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>>3114550
>gf passed out
Teach her ass how to read a clock

>>3114050
There are a few about fit Judy and a couple about Nick.

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>>3114630
weaver pls stop rusing the peeps

>>3114680
>I don't drink. Parents never really let me and I'm not keen to give it a try.
Not that you should get drunk or anything, but it's worth it to try a beer or a mixed drink with dinner sometime. All it'll probably do is make you a bit more talky but it'd let you kind of see what the fuss is about without really being a big deal.

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>>3114674
I actually got sexually assaulted by a furry couple at my very first convention

>>3114680

This >>3114865

I doubt you'd be much of a beer bunny, so try a margarita. Or a Cosmopolitan. Don't have any more than one though unless you actually want to get drunk. Mixed drinks are tasty and they're great in a social setting.

>>3114874
>Furry couple
>couple
Why do people just go and lie on the internet?

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LONG

>>3114903
Pretty sure they were couple, they were hugging and rubbing up against each other

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>all this talk of drinking

Alright /trash/, what's your poison?

White Russian master race here.

>>3114899
How bout an irish coffee?

Make sure its dark roast, double shot/double shot espresso.

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>>3114874
Don't tell me that surprised you.

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>>3114927

>>3114930
Diet peach snapple. I am addicted to the stuff.

I don't drink. Partially because I hate the taste and partially because I'm pretty sure I'd be a horrible drunk if I got hooked.

>>3114941
In public, it kinda did

>>3114927
H U N G

>>3114930
Water.

But on a rate occasion, kraken coke.

>>3114930
Rosé for a casual drink with dinner, vodka with energy drinks when it's time to get nuts.

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>>3114930
Always been a sucker for a good gin and tonic. How can two things so disgusting apart be so good together?

>>3114934
Pretty sure caffeine + bunny = bad idea. Especially when combined with alcohol.

But good taste, anon.

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>>3114710
>>3114734
Like I said, I have good taste.

>>3114802
I imagine he is, but that doesn't mean the rest of his tastes aren't crap.

>>3114865
>>3114899
I... I don't know. I'm afraid I'd say or do something dumb, and bunnies are not exactly heavy-weights for any kind of drink.

>>3114934
Drunk and caffeinated sounds like the worst feeling in the world. I'll take a pass.

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>>3114957
god i miss snapple
peach is the shit man

>>3114972
Wouldn't caffeine plus alcohol murder a bunny's heart? A stimulant + depressant isn't very good for you

>>3114977

I wonder if rabbits have 'hard carrot-juice'...

>>3114957
>diet snapple

>>3114963
>>>/v/

>>3114967
Ooh, a wine drinker. Rose is pretty good. White Zinfandel is delicious.

>>3114967
I actually genuinely like tonic on it's own.

>>3114977
>Drunk and caffeinated sounds like the worst feeling in the world.
Feels great if you round it out with a bong rip!

>>3114988
Why do you miss it? Specifically, whats holding you back?
>>3115001
Non-diet tastes like liquid candy.

>>3114930
Rum and coke. Because it's easy as hell to make and drink.

Mai Tai's are good.

Or just sipping on rum with a little water mixed in so I don't feel like I'm taking shots. Rum is good.

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>>3114930
Whiskey when I'm not feeling good. Screwdrivers when I am.

>>3114977
>I'm afraid I'd say or do something dumb

Gee, good point, it's not like you've ever done anything like that before. Wouldn't want to wander into unexplored territory.

Being drunk is great! If you say or do something stupid, you've got the best excuse in the world. But if you say or do something daring, bold, and heartfelt, you can own it.

>>3115001
>>/v/
?

>>3114930
bourbon forever

but drinking cheap chardonnay now because i'm a basic bitch

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>>3114989
True story time. Back when Four Loko's were a thing and had a fuck load of caffeine and vodka, a bunch of dumbass freshman at my college had legit heart attacks because they drank too much of them. They ended up going to the hospital in ambulances.

Don't do too many Jagerbombs at once, kids. Too much alcohol + too much caffeine is always a bad idea.

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>>3115012
i used to live in the US and now im shitposting from BR and there's none here
RIP
>>3114930
I like wine

>>3114930
Beer for every occasion, Screwdrivers for flirty nights, Amaretto for bad ideas. Whiskey, Burbon, Scotch for fight nights.

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>>3114930
Rum and coke when I can get my hands on it.

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>>3114261
Special Thanks to that one anon for this translation.

Panel 1: "You were always my friend, Stark..."
Panel 2: "The path you took leads to nothing but war..."

Panel 4: "STOP, STOP!"
WAIT A SEC
"PLEASE STOP, EVERYBODY! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET IN A BRAWL WITH EACH OTHER!"

Panel 5:
Winter Soldier: "Hmph, who's side is this guy on? Looks weak to me."
Judy: I'm not on either side! I'm on the side of justice!
Winter Soldier: You're soft.

Panel 6:
Judy: "You're just making excuses, human! (TN: Sounds out-of-character for her to say "human", but whatever) If you all just talked to each other for a bit, you can make it through all of this!"
Winter Soldier: "Hmph; only Steve's orders have any meaning to me!"
SFX: susu (nudge)

Panel 7: "STEVE"

Panel 8: "I'd like to talk to all of you as well, but you're a robot, aren't you?"
"You're so tall and powerful; that's so cool!"

Panel 8: "Wa- AMAZING! THERE'S A PERSON IN THERE!""
SFX: GASHONN (helmet opening noises)

Panel 9: SFX: GASHONN (helmet opening noises)

Panel 10: "This is good! You're all the same kind of people, so you can quickly heal your relationship with each other!"

Panel 11: "Yes!" (TN: Hard to pinpoint who's saying this... Iron Man/Cap at the same time?)

Panel 12:
Judy: "No more fighting; alright?"
Iron Man: "*whispering* Jarvis, what is this rabbit?!"
Jarvis: "The results of my analysis says it appears to be a sentient rabbit police officer"
Iron man: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Panel 13:
Far left: "Aah~ Our hearts beat as one~
Deadpool: Yaaan~ can I be in the next Avengers?"
Winter Soldier: NO

Panel 14: "They ignored me, didn't they?"

>>3115001
>White Zinfandel is delicious

I'm Australian, so there's always something good, cheap, and relatively unknown available at the local bottle-o, usually from South Australia. Never tried any of the big brands.

>>3115032
>water

It's just a stupid meme on /v/. I was being silly.

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>>3114825
>making rabbit noises

>Fic where Nick loses an arm
>Within a chapter he has a fancy robot one

Well thats just a waste of potential drama.

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Sheep is for fattening up.

>>3114977
Then don't drink a lot of it (split something with Red maybe?). Or just pace yourself. I know Red wouldn't let you do anything too stupid.

>>3114959
You weren't in public, though. You were at a furry convention.

>>3114630
Why do you think that?

>>3114930
coffee related stuff, i have kahlua, sheridan, Baileys mostly, also have vodka around.
but i'm having mint tea right now

>>3115051
Rip in hue anon
I'll drink my current one in your memory

>>3115049

I heard on the internet that Four Loko fucked with people's heads on a chemical level. No matter how much of a hard drinker you were, the way it fucked with your palate basically made you as much of a lightweight as someone who'd never drank before.

then again that's just what i heard on the internet and i never tried four loko so what the fuck do i know

Guys if the lady has no interest in drinking you really shouldn't be trying to talk her into it.

>>3115079
>I love your laughter
>especially when it's after
>you make conversation
>and I make silly rabbit noises in your ear

Also the band's name is rabbit! with an explanation mark.

>>3115062
Why would have issues getting your hands on the trashiest mixed drink in the world?

>>3115077
Oh ok. Thought I hit a nerve, haven't been to /v/ in years.

>>3114977
Here's what you do. Go out to dinner with Red, and order ONE drink. Get something super light and sip at it. Once you start to feel buzzed, stop drinking. I'm sure Red wouldn't mind drinking the rest. No one says you have to get drunk, I just think having a nice alcoholic drink with Red might be something you might enjoy. It doesn't have to lead to... you know. Just find what your limit is, and stop once you hit it.

Besides, if Red's as considerate as he seems, he won't bed you if you get drunk. I can guarantee that.

>>3114680
I think a bit of alcohol is exactly what you need, Bun :3c

>>3115123
If someone has a hangup about anything I'll nudge them towards overcoming it. Alcohol's no different.

>>3115014
>>3115062
>SQRL and Bats drinking in the same thread

Wew I know where this is going.

bunanon come to zoot's party

>>3115118
What you do is don't mix caffeine and alcohol heavily. One Jagerbomb isn't going to kill you, but don't be stupid.

Four Loko's are gross anyways, you're not missing much.

>>3115166
oh god is that happening again

>>3115155
What if it's not a hangup and just something they have no interest in? Encouraging someone to drink when they don't want to is stupid.

>>3114930
Usually it's Sailor Jerry with a Coke on the side, but I cleaned out my supply last night, so it's just herbal tonight.

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>>3115145
Red detected

>>3115123
Just telling her that it isn't a horrible thing. Whether she does or not in the end is still 100% up to her.

Why is getting seed oil in forrestry so hard?

Starting beekeeping but I had to spend like an hour looking for a cherry tree to make impregnated casings

>>3115138
Its a long drive to town for a drink.

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>>3115166
DANGER WILL ROBINSON

>>3115145
No way, get sloshed and go all the way while your brain can't tell you no. You already know you want it.

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>>3115186
Because Forestry's a shitty mod

I hope at least you're not playing it in some Gregtech pack because that's the only reason I can think of that you wouldn't be skipping it completely

>>3115179
Then all they have to say is "tried it, didn't like it, not interested in trying it again". But if someone's writing it off without ever trying it, that's stupid.

Straight edge defence force pls go.

>>3115186
I don't speak this language

>>3115087
You know, the first time I saw this, I didn't realize I was looking at her left arm, and instead thought she had big saggy tits.

>>3115178
there's talk

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>>3115159
Basically

>>3115212
>Then all they have to say is "tried it, didn't like it, not interested in trying it again". But if someone's writing it off without ever trying it, that's stupid.
Would you say the same for trying heroin?

>>3115208
This is how mistakes and regret happens

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sketch finished, gimme a bit to finish the linework

then I'll probably go play some Overwatch, WHICH NONE OF HAVE JOINED ME ON

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>>3115186
>>3115210
Is this some kind of stupid minecraft mod? If it's literally anything please tell me what you're talking about. I need a new video game to waste my time in.

>>3115237
Sure, because those are two completely equivalent things. You fucking tool.

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>>3115231
come on, anon..

>Fic where a big anti-predator exhibit opens in bunny burrow.
>Judy is forced to take her siblings to see it, but she finds she is getting turned on by the fox statues
>Later masturbates with a fox toy that was bought at the exhibit.
>Bonnie hears Judy dirty talking to herself about a fox
>Tells Stu to get his shotgun

Well this story is fucking rediculous

>>3115206
Get some for home, and drink alone.

>>3115210

is it weird i find myself compelled to save weaver's art, even pointless doodles like this one, because if i don't i'll never see them again?

>>3115240
No way, the only mistakes and regrets that happen are when you are too uptight to do what your heart tells you. I should know.

>>3115237
Yes, because Heroin is completely equivalent to beer.

Completely

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>>3115254

Oh you GOTTA share this classic with us!

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>>3115231
Whoa, is Donkanon finally back from the dead?

Or is this just one of this drawings I must have missed?

>>3115227
Can you please do it in another thread? I want there to be a party but I don't want it completely derailing the main thread.

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>>3115051
You can find ice tea with peach or lemon in any decent-sized supermarket. Also mate tea with peach, lemon or natural.

>>3115208

Yeah, make sure Red drinks, too. For some reason, I get the feeling that a sloshed fox is a great thing.

>>3115253
>Implying you don't want that
We know little man, we know.

>>3115281
One of his drawings. He died screaming out he's not gay....while ramming Moped.

>>3115281
No this is an old one.

>>3115278
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11962500/1/The-Pred-Chaser-s-Itch

>>3115255
In the dark?

>>3115242
I have no money to buy videogames

Besides next video game I'm buying is DOOM. I've heard such good things, and Overwatch doesn't interest me all that much.

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Pastebin Anon here, any new fics for me to add?

>>3115242
BASED BB

>>3115282
don't ask me, i'm just sayin

there was/is a strawpoll about that though

>>3114930
Not my normal stuff, but I'm currently on my 4th Bitch Creek ale. They're even finally starting to taste good.

>>3115287
icwydt

>>3114930
I don't know, is it normal to have a bottle of liqueur or some other ingredient open at home? Or are those drinks only for ordering out?

>>3115285
Well snapple isn't quite tea I'd say. More of a sweet drink than actual tea

>>3115308
>Besides next video game I'm buying is DOOM
whaaaat just pirate it senpai

>>3115313
Shows how much the detractors are the vocal minority.

>>3115250

Yeah, Forrestry is one of those minecraft mods I never found any interest in back when I played modpacks. Then again, I liked Project E as far as minecraft went because im boring as sin apparently

>>3115312
Oh hey, can you change the link for Winter Snuggles to this AO3 link? There's a second chapter up over there.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6933031/chapters/15814879

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>>3114999
I think so?

>>3115008
Jeez. I've heard some bad ideas but man... That one's up there.

>>3115026
Look, that situation was different.

It was the first time he was all... over me. I wasn't used to that feeling, okay?

I don't like the thought of having less control over what I say or do.

>>3115088
>>3115145
It still just doesn't seem like a good idea.

>>3115208
Definitely not doing that.

>>3115166
Oh great. Am I going to have to pretend to leave the thread while people moan about the party again?

>>3115251
>Sure, because those are two completely equivalent things.
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/39938704/ns/health-addictions/t/alcohol-more-dangerous-heroin-cocaine-study-finds/

whoops it turns out alcohol is actually more dangerous than heroin
not to mention most dual-addicts will claim that it was harder to quit alcohol than opiates

>>3115323
Well I was talking more actual bartender made drinks, but whatever you like man

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>>3115296
JUST FRIENDS

I only want to drink in peace

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>>3114930
Vodka and anything.

>>3115306
Preferably.

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>>3115242
I WHISPERED YOU BUT YOU IGNORED ME.

Also I'd totally be down for some Overwatch.

>>3115242
When you start playing that free league of legends, hmu

>>3115326
Dumb as it may sound, I genuinely would rather buy it. I prefer to support the devs of games I am invested in.

Not to say I'm gonna bitch at anyone who pirates though. Besides, I thought it wasn't cracked yet?

>>3115312
Not exactly new, but you could update the Stoutwell entry to include the alternative AO3 link along with the FFN one.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6991156/chapters/15931063
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11918323/1/Stoutwell-Out-of-the-Red

>>3115343
OH FUCK OFF YOU TEDIOUS PIECE OF SHIT. LITERALLY NOBODY CARES THAT YOU'RE TOO SCARED TO LIVE A LITTLE.

>>3115264

No.

Weev said he'd make a website to dump his art in the far future, but for now, save that shit, nigga

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I dunno why, but the idea of NickxJude has been growing on me lately.

I mean I know its because I'm a big faggot but still

>>3115368
>>3115339
Done

>>3115323
More economical than beer.

>>3115343
>Experts said alcohol scored so high because it is so widely used

Did you even read your own fucking link?

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>>3115301
>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11962500/1/The-Pred-Chaser-s-Itch

I had to fucking ask . . . I just HAD to fucking ask, didn't I?

Also, I thought FF.net prohibited lewd stories. Now that the story was as lewd as it was WTF?

>>3115371

by the time he does, all of his old stuff that wasn't saved by trash-ites will be gone.

why the guy has a patron i'll never know. if he saved his art and posted it there, maybe, but he doesn't, so it's just kind of mystifying

>>3115068
I appreciate the effort, anon.

>>3115124
Yeah but it's not like rabbits actually make noises.

>>3115357
>I WHISPERED YOU BUT YOU IGNORED ME.
aw I'm sorry man, I added you but I never saw any message, is there a way to enable dings or something because I don't usually pay attention to the chat at all.

Just invite me the next time you see me!

>>3115367
>Dumb as it may sound, I genuinely would rather buy it. I prefer to support the devs of games I am invested in.
I can understand that, but if money is tight don't push yourself. You can always buy it later when you're more financially stable

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>>3115347
You can drink in peace when your dead.

>>3115341
>Definitely not doing that.
Come on, sometimes the thing holding you back ARE your inhibitions. Maybe don't go all out but a little bit of alcohol would likely do you some good.

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>>3115068
here it is

>>3115341
Well it's your choice, so I won't push you into it.

If Red's a drinker though, he very well might ask you to have a drink with him. If he hasn't already. I mean I'm sure he wouldn't push if you said no, but I know how you are with him about feeling bad for imposing on him and making him happy. Kind of makes me think that might cause you to say yes when in any other situation you'd say no.

>>3115251
>>3115276
They're actually pretty close on the addiction scale and recent studies suggest alc may be more dangerous than even heroin.

That aside, it's a touchy subject for me because I've seen people I love and care about dip their toes in as light social drinkers, often in college where they were pressured about how it's not a big deal and just drink a little it's not like drugs or anything, and within a year completely lose control of their lives and end up ruined or worse.

I know this is
>lol okay so your friends were alcoholics I guess beer is the devil now
tier, but it rubs me the wrong way to see people pushing others to drink or get drunk when they've got no interest in it.
Some people are better off staying away, and more than that, this idea that people NEED to try alcohol feels really raw.
If the bun doesn't want to drink maybe that should be enough.

>>3115388
TEEECHNICALLY lewds aren't allowed, but they hardly enforce it. So as long as someone doesn't report you, your fic will probably stay up. So basically as long as you rate it M you probably won't get deleted.

That lewd story about the security wolves is still up. Thats one of my favorites.

>>3115392
>why the guy has a patron i'll never know
mostly for donations? I wasn't aware this was a mystery, I literally say that

>>3115396
I'm mostly hoping for a Steam sale. I know it wouldn't be much, but eh.

Generally I wait until a full on price drop to buy my games anyways. I'm usually patient enough to wait, but goddamn I wanna play DOOM.

>>3115341
Cmon guys, she doesn't want any. I think everyone is just concerned about how stressed you are and alcohol is the go-to solution for most. Just make sure you do something fun and try to enjoy yourself! Non-alcoholic fun of course. Hang out with Red, maybe celebrate this new job of yours?

>>3114930
GUINNESS FUH DAYS

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>>3115428
>That lewd story about the security wolves is still up. Thats one of my favorites.


Share, Mon frere!

>>3115436

Is this Weev?

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Hey Im gonna do a ztg quest because it's 2 am
Sign up with your zootopia characters here plx

>>3115250
Minecraft mod


You can breed bees and trees


And the bees can do stuff like make almost any resource if you can navigate the morass that is the bee tech tree

>>3115416
Nah, no judgement. I don't drink myself. I just felt that comparing beer to heroin seemed a bit much, but I don't follow studies like that so I can accept I might be wrong.

I totally understand too. When I went to Germany for an abroad class, there was this one guy in my group who was kind of a douchebag. At one point he literally said "Alcoholics are just people who don't know how to say no" or something really close to that

He was a real douche

>>3115442
>Cmon guys, she doesn't want any.
NO OH MY GOD ANYONE WHO DOESN'T TRY DRINKING IS A NO-FUN PIECE OF SHIT WHO'S AFRAID TO LIVE (BECAUSE LIVING IMPLICITLY INVOLVES DRINKING)
SHUT UP AND DRINK
LIVE THE WAY I TELL YOU TO

>>3115395
They grunt or honk if excited, cluck and chirrup when they're happy, and purr when they're content.

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>>3115343
I want you to know that I literally have had many friends die from heroin.

I don't usually like to tell people to fuck off, but seriously fucking fuck off.

>>3115341
>It still just doesn't seem like a good idea.
Fair enough. I still think it's something you should eventually try, but no reason to rush into am experience you aren't comfortable with.

And just don't show up around the party. People will get over it and be fine with you after a short bit.

I've seen JudyxSavage

I've seen JudyxSavagexNick

But what about SavagexNick

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>>3115403
Can't thank you enough for this. I love you, anon.

>>3115458
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11922579/1/Night-howlers

Only real downside is for some fucking reason the white wolf isn't named Gary

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>>3115466
>ztg quest
a what?

BB here

>>3115341
>Oh great. Am I going to have to pretend to leave the thread while people moan about the party again?

could come and watch movies instead, the link is at the top

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>>3115466
Liberal fox.

>>3115484
>I want you to know that I literally have had many friends die from heroin.
And I've literally had many of my friends die from alcohol.

TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF JUDY

>>3115378
That pic is cute but Jude is a bit tall/Nick is a bit short

>>3115416
If the bun doesn't want to drink she doesn't have to drink. But she's said she doesn't want to do a LOT of things that she ended up throwing herself into with great enthusiasm and enjoyment. If she didn't want to drink, she's got the spine to say "I said no, drop it" and then ignore people that pushed it - she's done that with topics in the past.

All the straight edge white knights in the thread need to lighten the fuck up.

>>3115343

My brother went into Rehab because of heroin, please shut up about things you don't know.

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>>3115381
Cool.
Though checking the list, it looks like there's still one last correction that needs to be done with the Stoutwell entry.
It's in there twice.
The first entry was from the original pastebin, but has the updated links.
While the second entry is the updated title and synopsis.
So it just needs to merge the two into a single entry.

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>>3115466
it's kay if someone else did the drawing ?
anyway silver fox signs up

>>3115486
Savage doesn't touch him.
Not because it's gay, but because he looks down in Nick like an asshole.
No grudge or anything, he just thinks it's fun.

>>3115414
"I won't push you into it, but you should do it to make someone else happy." jesus christ dude.

>>3115381
Thanks buddy.

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I unironically wish thread RP-ers would die.

>>3115503
The difference is you can't die from drinking too much alcohol in one night. Whereas you can die from literally one dose of heroin if you do too much.

Condolences for your losses, but you would have to be a heavy drinker for several years to even start getting enough liver damage to have it threaten your life. The key is moderation.

>>3115476
Haha, whoa, I'm not on either side of this imposed alcohol fence. The stuff can be fun but I'm more concerned about Bun's happiness and I don't think she wants to be some figure in the great alcohol debate. You're right; she's said no once and that should be good enough of an answer.

maybe we should shift topic.


How about that gay Jude Hopps stuff?

>>3115466
ah nvm ill just make it with canon characters

>>3115466
My llama >>3115350 you drew me so kindly.

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>>3115402
Look, I'm going to make this clear.

I'm not interested in it.

My mind is mine, and I don't want something in my system to change that.

>>3115414
I'm not so spineless as to be pressured into something like that...

>>3115442
Thanks, anon.

>>3115526
oh look what I just did in this post.

Look, all this talk of "just letting loose" and similar isn't what I'm interested in. I can de-stress without drinks.

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>>3115571
Okay

>>3115554
looks down on nick*

>>3115568
No man you don't get it, alcohol is literally the great Satan and a single beer is worse than injecting rat poison into your tear ducts. It kills one gorrillion people every day and is more damaging to the economy than subprime mortgages and hyperinflation combined.

>>3115583
Good, bun put the matter to rest, now can we please drop it before the prohibitionists work themselves into a moral frenzy?

>>3115561
Hey its Officer Content, welcome back Officer

>>3115571
We need more for sure

I almost wanna write some, but nah

>>3115324
Well all pics Google showed said tea. Anyway, do try the mate tea, very cold.

>>3115561
OFFICER ON DECK!

>>3115583
Red's scent is intoxicating enough, I guess.

Hey, how does he feel about the way you smell? He say anything about it to you?

>>3115583
>My mind is mine, and I don't want something in my system to change that.

Everything changes your mind. What you eat, when you go to bed, how much sleep you get, how much time you spend around people, how much time you spend at a computer, these are already altering your brain chemistry. The only difference with alcohol is that it's quick, actually noticeable in the short term whereas those other things aren't, and more importantly, it wears off after a few hours.

Literally nothing is wrong with enjoying alcohol in moderation, unless you're prone to alocholism and can't control yourself.

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>>3115494
>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11922579/1/Night-howlers


That was, uhh, kinda hot actually . . . thx, Anon!

>>3115629
Well its labelled tea, it just doesn't really taste much like tea. At least not any tea I've ever had.

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>>3115622
Would you a spider?

>>3115343
>http://www.nbcnews.com/id/39938704/ns/health-addictions/t/alcohol-more-dangerous-heroin-cocaine-study-finds/

Alchohol is more destructive to society at large because you find a lot more drunkards than junkies.

That study still confirms this though.

>Heroin, crack cocaine and methamphetamines, or crystal meth, were the most lethal to individuals.

But the smarter response is to simply be neither an alcohol nor a junkie and not measure sticks among them.

>>3115622
yes if she promised not to sting

>>3115622

no, too much sting.

well, it's bedtime for me. but i don't wanna miss any new comics. rip

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>>3115583
I don't feel like drinking most of the time either, so I know how annoying it is to get hassled when you just don't want any.

But you've said things have been stressful, so how are you gonna de-stress? I can only imagine how stressful moving into a big city can be, not to mention your family drama.

>>3115636
Dude, she's not saying alcohol is bad. She's saying she's not interested. Can we shift gears to another topic? Things are getting a tad unstable.

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>>3115166
Wait.. am I throwing a party again?
Are people going to start randomly showing up at my door?

>>3115636
I think that's a valid position. I was like until I was about 20. Now I've got vodka in the cupboard and weed in the third drawer.

Maybe one day she'll change her mind. Maybe she never will. Part of the freedom to influence your own mental state is the freedom to leave it be.

>>3115687
Tilting at that windmill again Don Quixote?

Dude you are never going to recapture the fun of that first night. Try a new thing.

>>3115687
PARTY THREAD

But we should do it tomorrow, its late tonight

>>3115687
No offense man, but I'd rather not.

>>3115687
Yeah zoot its been fun, but I'm not in the mood for that craziness. I'll find somewhere else to stay tonight.

>tfw all I do is smoke pot on occasion

Feels good to not have a potentially life-threatening habit

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>>3115611
Looks like the answer is no, we can't drop it.

>>3115634
He, uh, mentioned really liking it when I started chinning him.

I was so embarrassed.

>>3115636
Stop.

Please.

I'm not interested.

I thought I made that clear.

>>3115677
A lot of relaxing music, a lot of fox-cuddling, and maybe some exercise. Running or something, probably.

>>3115564
>The difference is you can't die from drinking too much alcohol in one night.
You absolutely 100% can die from drinking too much alcohol in one night.

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>>3115561
I fully agree, it's fucking dumb. It's the reason I no longer read what people say.

>>3115091
No, it was MegaCon

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>>3115748
Oh no, please no...

>>3115534
>My brother went into Rehab because of heroin
Mine went into rehab because of alcohol. You don't see me telling you your brother should have tried "moderation".

>>3115564
>you can't die from drinking too much alcohol in one night
I wish there was a stronger word for "wrong".

>>3115755
Does Red work out? Maybe you could go on runs together. That'd really crank up the intensity of his musk - fresh sweat of someone you dig the pheromones of smells REALLY good.

>>3115755
Lewd the fox

Damn
You niggers are thirsty as fuck for Bun to get drunk off her ass so she'll "give in to her urges" and blow Red or whatever your ulterior motive is

>>3115564
>The difference is you can't die from drinking too much alcohol in one night.

Have you been warned of the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide? If not I'd be careful if I were you, that shit is dangerous.

>>3114930
Whiskey sours when I go somewhere and wanna be social but also drunk.

Can someone post the awkward call comic up to date?

>>3115718
>>3115733
>>3115735
>>3115738
Please, don't get me wrong, my first night of party was epic, never again shall that taste of sweet glory be felt upon my tongue.

I don't want a party, not tonight at least.

Which is why I set in motion this poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10328561

It's a long weekend, and I am not your enemy, I am merely your instrument of fun, I shall play wherever I am wanted. So do not fret, or worry, or sleep in restless slumber, for I only mean to party when the vibe is right.

>Peace
>Love
>/ZTG/

>>3115755
>Imagining a big scent-marking cuddle session
Too fucking cute

>>3115820
And yeah, having a work out buddy is great

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>>3115755
>when I started chinning him

That's so cute, I can't imagine how happy it made him though! Also, awkward question; have you kissed him? Do big front teeth make things awkward?

>>3115761
>>3115815
>>3115839
Looking back, yeah what I said was pretty stupid and wrong, so sorry for that. I was trying to emphasize that it's genuinely more dangerous and likely to die from heroin in one night rather than alcohol.

I'd rather drop the subject now desu, things are getting a little crazy

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why would anyone need any kind of drug or chemical when all the high you need is readily available in the form of soft, fluffy wool and silky, tufted manes

a tactile world of perfection is all around us
all you have to do is reach out
and take it

>>3115864
See the problem with that poll is a like a decent amount of the RP on here, but I really don't dig the party RP.

I guess I'll vote 2.

>>3115873
Dude, her living with Red now is the direct result of a kiss

>>3115864
You should go into advertising, you've got a knack for twisting information and not letting go of a sale even if it shakes your teeth out.

>>3115864
Can we have a vote on which night we should do it though? Fuck the haters lets have one last round of fun, even if it has to be in a separate thread

>>3115873
Are these official alt-clothes they were conidering for Nick?

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>>3115755
>>3115820
I was going to say this! Working out with your partner is really fun. Me and my mate keep each other motivated and sticking to our exercise plan.

Wasn't gonna say anything about the musk but now that the idea is out there...you should do it for that reason too. Get yourself a nice, sexy, fit, sweaty fox out of it.

>>3115889
Weavalope is cute. CUTE!!

>>3115755
>I'm not interested.
>I thought I made that clear.

No, it was clear. I just wanted to point out that, if you don't want to do something don't do it, nobody is forcing you to drink, after all. But in the end just realize it's merely your preference. Trying to justify it to yourself as some sort of highly logical, enlightened position isn't really valid.

>>3115828
I just think that alcohol is fun and frees some people to be themselves a bit easier. I dropped it when she made it clear she wasn't interested in it.

>>3115889
https://youtu.be/kMxzkBdzTNU

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>>3115913
Weavalope is lewd. LEWD.

>>3115898
It was only a kiss, how did it end up like this?

>>3115936
But those are just popsicles anon. What's so lewd about that?

>>3115923
Man don't you have a pick up artist book to write.

>>3115942
IT WAS ONLY A KISS

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>>3115943
I'm just going to cut out of the middleman.

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You know, we really need a Zootopiafied version of this image

>>3115466
What do you mean by sign up your character?

>>3115967

>Bellwether going 'I don't like preds!'

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Gideon is for friends

>>3115961
But those are just popsicles with a creamy filling that's seeping out of them. What's so lewd about that?

>>3115907
Not him but I think so. I really like that blue one to the left, it gives a nice contrast to his fur. I like the pink one too, he looks cute in pink.

>>3115896
Vote until your IP generator runs out!

>>3115899
MFW I took 2 advertising classes in college

>>3115903
YES! Good call
>You get a picture

http://www.strawpoll.me/10329640

>>3115979
Brilliant

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Daily reminder that Mrs. Otterton is a nigger

woop woop, Overwatch time
add me
LBBL#1246

gimme a second and I'll post a less gay version

>>3115572
legit surprised you didn't receive a clamor of people

>>3115967
Bellwether: "I DON'T LIKE PREDS"
Judy flies down on angel wings and slaps some handcuffs on her.

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>>3116009
oops

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>>3115820
I could probably convince him. He likes to sleep in, but I bet a morning jog would do him well.

>>3115871
>>3115873
>have you kissed him?
Never. Not once. Don't be ridiculous anon. I definitely didn't get driven out of my house and lost my old job and ruined my relationship with my parents because of something like that.

And it wasn't on purpose. I just sorta... I dunno I was relaxed and it just sort of happened since his arm was so close...

>>3115912
This is becoming a better idea by the moment.

>>3115913
>>3115889
I really really like that you can see Weaverlope's bare chest through that coat, with that small tuft of fuzz sticking up. I really like it.

>>3115936
I want to see femweev eat a popsicle

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>>3115466
>>3115572
/fit/jag if you're still taking people

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>>3116014
and there we go, later ya'll, hope you like

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>weaver

fuck off

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First time watching the secret of NIMH, it was a fun movie.

The last movie of the night is Zootopia and it will starts in 10 minutes.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy

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>>3114930
Usually stick to non-alcoholic drinks (Coke, iced tea, coffee, etc.)
For a casual drink, usually Sleeman. Wines for dinner/social occasions, Baileys if I'm in a particularly smooth mood.

>>3116064
y u mad tho

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>>3115945
This is 100% all natural me, baby. No pick-up artistry involved. The question isn't whether I'm going to act demeaning and pedantic, it's how much or how little I'm willing to dial it down at any given moment.

>>3116018
>>3115755
>>3115583
>>3115341
>>3114977
>>3114680
>>3114322
Is anyone capping Bunanon from this and the previous thread?

>>3115979
I really would like to see more of that

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>>3116052
>I want to see femweev eat a popsicle

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>>3116093
pfft, what do you think I do? sleep? have friends?

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>>3116018
Go for the idea! And if you feel nervous about asking him just know that Red really does care about you. He feels like he doesn't deserve the level of devotion that you've shown him. So I'm sure he really wants to find an activity you like where he can spend time with you and be there for you. Get that lazybutt out of bed, it'll be good for him!

>>3116104
Wouldn't she be able to eat 3?

>>3116018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJdMjRHRLfg

Get him to the gym and make him get some GAINS

Just imagine him with a nicely toned chest.

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>>3116104

>>3116109
the legend

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>>3116104
Weaver's insta-delivery service
You want it, we got it.

Need some content that'll derail a thread into 'REEEEEE JUDY IS FOR NICK ONLY'? We deliver that.

Want to get OfficerContent all riled up and shitposting? We can make that happen.

Demanding a piece that is supposed to be about sex but instead destroys your heart with feels? BADDA-BING, we got comics to spare!

Walk-ins not welcome. Appointments also unavailable. Basically just shitpost until something strikes his fancy.