/TLHG/ - The Loud House General Sister Grimm edition >Bo

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A happy Leni is a cute Leni!

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>>3096608
Tell us the truth, where the fuck do you hide the bypass?

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List of Deep & Edgy fic ideas. Let me know if I forgot any:

>Luna is a figment of Lincoln's Schizo mind, and the family keeps enabling it, though through the years it's more out of concern than anything. He finally snaps and gets sent to a loony bin.
>Alternate to the above: Lynn is frustrated with how the family treats the situation and dresses up like "Luna" to try and seduce Lincoln.
>Leni is actually a really nasty, abusive bitch, but is constantly doped out on meds, making her kind but staggeringly stupid. She runs out of/loses/forgets to take meds and becomes a bitch again.
>Lynn has a massive Yandere crush on Lincoln, possibly including Bobby's little sister for Lynn to be jealous of.
>Lana hating being Lola's twin which is what led to her becoming Lola's opposite, and becomes depressed how even that doesn't get her much of an entirely separate identity.
>Luan being horribly bullied in school due to her lame jokes, but tries to play it off like no big deal, but is really horribly depressed by it.
>Lynn gets Ewing's Sarcoma and has to learn to deal with the fact that her leg will need to be amputated to save her life.
>Or, even worse, Lynn somehow gets confined to a wheelchair permanently.
>Lincoln is the only one that actually remembers who Luna is, causing her to grow dangerously obsessed with him in the process.
>Feeling neglected by his family, Lincoln decides to leave home to locations unknown.
>Lola agrees to let a judge at a pageant molest/fuck her for his vote, which really fucks with her head and makes her fear Lincoln and Dad.
>Instead of being the kind lovable brother he is canon-wise, Lincoln is a juvenile delinquent.
>Luna develops a drug addiction following a concert with her friends.
>It turns out Bobby is abusive to Lori.

Have to go back to work now, one request from a drawfriend though: Can I get young Lori and Leni hanging out in there room together, maybe a sleepover or playing as kids?

Lola bulimia fic when?

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>>3096625
Don't know what you're talking about, friend.

join us
http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=13
password is tlhg

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>>3096625
You know, it isn't that hard to constantly refresh the catalog to get first post in something. I imagine that's what they do.

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Requesting a fic where Lynn tries to seduce Lincoln over time.

At first he's like "What the fuck, we're siblings!"

But over time he becomes attracted and in love with Lynn and gives in.

Lewd or not lewd, I don't really care.

>>3096657
But I got work tomorrow anon

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Requesting a version of this with Lola in her underwear

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Schizo Lincoln Fic Guy.

Dunno if anyone really saw or noticed my last message in the last thread since it ended so soon after, so I'll just copy/paste it here:

If anyone wants to kind of take what I've done and use this prompt from that Edgy guy's list:

>Alternate to the above: Lynn is frustrated with how the family treats the situation and dresses up like "Luna" to try and seduce Lincoln.

Feel free to use the sort of set-up I have if it makes it easier. I don't like writing lewd stuff, but this would be interesting to see.

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>>3096653
If you say so. Godspeed with those Leni folders, friendo.

>>3096668
Yeah, I used to do that too. Seems like the trick is getting old with my shitty Internet.

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>>3096637
0/10 unoriginal post.

Here's your Super F.

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>>3096579

i made these two
>>3096500
>>3093155

and nope, they are not in the booru

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おはようみんな, 今日は元気ですか?

>>3096653
Don't pretend you have your own secret ways anon

Requesting art of Clyde getting beaten the fuck up killed by literally anyone. Even Lily would be fine. Clyde is just such a bad character.

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Requests

>>3096736
do you want them to be uploaded to the booru? if so what name do you want them to be under

>>3096756
>>3096558

>>3096753
RACIS

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>>3096756
Lana in a karate outfit

>>3096756
lincoln doing his mom from behind,no need to show his mom's face,just show him screwing her hips from behind

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>>3096759
sure, in fact most of what i have done is already on the booru, no name really

>>3096789
no

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>>3096756
Lola with the clothes of dio brando

>>3096756
lori holding lincoln

>>3096700
So do I, you don't see me complaining. You can leave when you want

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>>3096756
Interested on the petition >>3096639 did.

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>>3096749
Fine, thanks

>>3096756
Lynn doing the Waluigi Crotch Chop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6CLfZl0m88

>>3096756
>>3096709

Lola bulimia fic when?

>>3096651
Lola puking into a bucket or little baggies when she thinks Lana is asleep.

>>3096651
>>3096890
N E V E R
E
V
E
R

>>3096789
E V E R
V
E
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>>3096828
Cute!

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Alright its that time of the night /TLHG/, what are you listening to?

This sums up the past couple of threads for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0Mz_IqpZX8

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>>3096828
>people still post my art
I'm honored

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>>3096749
元気です。
リサちゃんが最上ギャルだ。同意しますか

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>>3096931
Dad rock for days man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vQpW9XRiyM

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>>3096931
sometimes I wish I was Luna

So I finished reading that "Get The Message" story, or at least up to where it needs to be continued.

I don't quite understand the build up of smoldering anger and then it seems to peter out in parts 9 and 10. Momentum feels a bit lost.

>>3096972
Who?

>>3096931
Doing some gathering in Monster Hunter and chilling with this song.

https://youtu.be/pSdhXbNoKxc

Working on upgrading all the hammers, then it's on to the lances!

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>>3096756
Pic related with Lisa. Or this >>3096777

>>3096972
https://youtu.be/LL998ajnjN4

>>3096931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzH2-Gkikzc

Just listening to this helps me relax.

>>3096972
why? people already ignore you

>>3096931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-aqid95dog

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>>3096931
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLPiYZrwAzU

To the guy who did the underwear fic, when can we expect the next part?

>>3096931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT-1Wp8hIB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irxxUeJza2A
From two of my favorite games

>>3097033
>Tidal Tempest Good Future

I like that one too.

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Just came back home with the pizza and bought 2 (s)Mug root beers as well

>fucking go for a pizza and there's a new thread already
Wew

In the end had feta cheese, chicken, beef and mushrooms.

I repeat, pineapple IS NOT FOR PIZZA U SEPPO CUNTS

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>>3096931
Oh no.. Why did you mention THIS time of the night?

Here they come, I can hear their footsteps rumble the floor.

The edgy..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_8xfmxea2M

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>>3096931
https://youtu.be/Pqa2XG0jc0Q

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>>3096931
I love listening to All Apologies while writing, helps me relax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWmkuH1k7uA

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>>3096953
Are you the artist? Your art is great, keep it up!

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>>3097052
>hates pineapple on their pizza
>has mushrooms on their pizza
shitaste my man but damn im in the mood for pizza

>>3096931
its my jam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4

>>3097052
>gave my (you) to a liar
Kill me

>>3097045
Yeah, it's usually between this, metallic madness, and palmtree panic
And the boss theme if I want a laugh

>>3097109
How's it going 2010?

>>3097119
I like Stardust Speedway, Tidal Tempest and Quartz Quadrant myself.

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>>3097077
I like to listen to whatever fits either the mood or the character at the time. So when I write stuff for Leni I listen to stuff like

https://youtu.be/7_Z6gNN9NnQ

Or when I'm writing Luna

https://youtu.be/Sq7TN_5eXJo

Or Luan

https://youtu.be/zUvH7cGiNl8

Well... You get the point.

I'm gonna' start on the Lori talent fic here in a little bit and I should have the update done before 11 PST.

On a side note, I do actually like all those songs rather than just use them for writing.

>>3097154
Eh, the whole ost is pretty solid anyway

>>3097020

Don't know, right now it technically stands as being complete. My mind's on writing a Luan fat fetish story now. The only three solid things I have regarding that is

>1) The dynamic between her and Luna, the pressure of trying to keep that hidden from her own roommate

>2) She WILL be humiliated

>3) She's going to turn to Lisa's science for a quick fix on her urges

I know the appeal isn't as broad as the last story, but I think I can make it work because the story is less about the fetish itself and more about empathizing with Luan trying to explore something that's taboo and hoping things turn out well for her.

>>3097052
>root beer
who are you? Paul Blart?

>>3097129
dat boipuss tho

>>3097171
Definitely. What other tracks do you like?

I'm fond of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_TcDzS7ZwU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DYZX74qgFQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z0qUTFVrhQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heuwd26c47w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjgZul2wHI4

and Quartz Quadrant Good Future (JP), which I had posted earlier.

>>3097129
stop bullying, why dont you ask Luan how's Kurt Cobain going

>>3097201
>She WILL be humiliated
by who?

>>3097201
As somebody who masturbates in secret in front of his roommate, you just need some loose running pants, cover yourself in a big blanket and lay on the sofa just looking at your phone boring, stroke your dick with your fingertips and just the tip of the dick, so it's very less noticeable.

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>you will never hear Lola accidentally let out a dainty little fart
>you will never tease her about it as she angrily denies it

>>3097242
>/tlhg/ masturbatory techniques

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>>3096931

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu3Yod13zYM

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>>3097201
>Luan fat fetish
You have my attention...

>>3096931
Who /clickingallyoutubelinks/ here?

BTW here's mine

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg_L54DW69U

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>>3097242
>fingertips method
I thought I was alone.

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>>3097218
>stardust bad future
>tidal tempest present
>quartz quadrant good future
>palmtree panic good future
>special stage
>mfw I can't help but imagine a blueni trying to understand the concept of time travel, fucking everything up at every turn, but somehow manages to get all the emeralds

>>3097291
It's kinda disappointing because you don't cum as you'd like to but damn if you need to sneak a wank it's the best option by far.

>>3097242
>>3097291
Since I'm uncut, once I'm about to jizz, I just pinch my foreskin closed and make my way to the bathroom. Don't gotta worry about wasting tissues or staining something

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>>3097242
>>3097291
are we talking about Secret ninja art: The ol' Pinch and roll?

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>>3097340
I'm uncut as well but what the fuck man.

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>>3097340
Why would you do that to Lily?

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>>3097340
>Not just cumming right on the floor
You're missing out man

>>3097340
I can use the pinch to block it too, but I'm cut.

>>3097355
Depends, do you stroke your right or your left nipple while you jack off with the other hand? or do you use it with 2 hands?

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>>3097369
wait... what?

>>3097369
This %100, it's so satisfying to watch and then you have leftovers on your foreskin but you can clean that ez.

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>>3097386
>stroke your right or your left nipple while you jack off with the other hand?

I dont think we're talking about the same pinch and roll.

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>>3097398
Jizzing freely is the best feeling ever, plus then you get to see how far you shot it

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>>3096931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MPD5Z2u-pY

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>>3096931

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEZSFsc9mf4

>>3097277

It came from me thinking about how Luan's an entertainer, but she probably doesn't want to be a clown to have to do it. She probably worries that if she isn't the funny one, people will laugh AT her instead of with her. So she fears she'll lose credibility in her comedy if her BIG secret comes out, or that she'll lose favor with her sisters. The only one who seems to have an idea is Lori, but Luna is who keeps her on edge most because she has to be careful about her browser history, making sure to save files to a cloud and not directly to their shared laptop so Luna can't find them, etc etc.

To attempt to make it more appealing (and to me), Luan would be a lesbo in the story

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>>3096931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ohq8meJzS4

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>>3097410
Tell me your secrets fæm

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>>3097218
>>3097298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXVuvo7OyXQ

>>3097259
But Lola doesn't fart. I don't even think she can.

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>>3097340
What

That is impossible with an erection

>>3097417
Install an acog scope on your penis
my furthest is 4 yards

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>>3096931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE

>>3097288
I sure am, btw nice temita

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD0Lkp4ZLFE

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>>3097417
uh-huh

>>3097298
Fun fact; the Xbox Live Arcade version was supposed to have a new level called 'Desert Dazzle', but the idea was eventually cancelled.

>>3097463
Well since we were talking about how we do it secretly I would usually get blanket or such over myself, proceed to put one hand in pants and stimulate the shaft by putting my index and ring finger on the underside of the shaft and the thumb on the top side and proceed to in a way gently pinch and roll it back in forth

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Really odd, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod, Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guave juice, Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

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Shocked/embarassed girls is the god-tier porn genre

>>3097417
Jesus Christ the past month I was jaking off on my bed and I came so hard that it got on my fucking eye

>>3097529
Odd parents
Fairly Odd Parents

>>3097447
Heck, imagine she keeps that stuff in a little USB memory, same as her school stuff and one day during a class presentation one of the folders next to history and math says big sugar daddies, but nobody notices but her, but she's still really really tense and sweaty.

That could be strike one, next could be Luan exceeding her mobile internet cap and papa loud questioning her about it, who knows.

Just my 2 cents

>>3097465
Have you heard the US version of Tidal Tempest's Bad Future background music. It really makes you feel like you really screwed up, doesn't it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWl61PYDyhA

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Gentlemen. Behold.

A fic in which Lincoln has been possessed by a medieval warrior.

http://pastebin.com/j7qn0wXC

Share your thoughts.

>>3097580
green gloops gloppajews giant smakes chocolate snakes

>>3097523
Huh, interesting

>>3097580
Wands and wings
Fairy crowny things

>>3097562
>you'll shoot yer eye out kid
HO HO HO

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>>3097562
imagine if you could get your eye pregnant

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>>3097595
>There is a unique sense of fear that is felt when one wakes up from a nightmare. Lars was experiencing that feeling for the first time all over again.
Oh man Im in for a trip

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>>3097529
Another round tomorrow?

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>>3097467
>But Lola doesn't fart.
Does she toot?

>>3097536
Oh Luan, you never cease to make me chuckle.

>>3097529
>nobody laughed at my jokes until I put on the mask

>>3097610
flailrly mod plarent

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>>3097611
Maybe it's for the best that doesn't happen

>>3097621
Sure but again we can always improve on skype ;-)

>>3097358
>>3097468
I have extra foreskin, so it can pinch easily

>>3097369
I got a wooden floor, not gonna spend time cleaning that shit up

>>3097610
There's even some alpha footage out there on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn5BPZ_KXXU

Bear in mind that the stage was, and is still unfinished, including the level name intro at the beginning.

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>>3097369
I just cum straight into the toilet

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>>3097525
I don't know what the fuck you're doing, I just pinch right fucking here and that shit works with zero movement.

>>3097661
this, you cum, take a piss and then flush

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>>3097595

>>3097623
No, everything Lola consumes is completely absorbed and turned into unadulterated beauty

She has no use for flatulence

>>3097611
Yeah I was like " I bet there are thousands of spermatozoids swiming on my eye riht now"

Then I put my eye directly on the water

>>3097595
>http://pastebin.com/j7qn0wXC
Well this is different in a good way

>>3097369
>Not cumming into a pair of stolen panties

>>3097649
noice

>>3097590

>data cap

A-ha! That's a pretty good idea, I just thought of how hellish a data cap would be when a dozen people are browsing the internet and doing things. I don't think she could be singled out for that, but I think there might be a talk between the parents and the older sisters and Lincoln about it. Then Luna might start asking her questions about what she does when she uses the laptop at night.

As for the USB card, I think she'd be a little more careful than that, but it's possible someone could tamper with her USB cards to take some files and put them next to her school stuff, although I'd have trouble justifying that and it'd make the offender a huge bitch.

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>not immediately taking a shower after you masturbate to wash away the shame of killing the future generation

>>3097594
more like music that was taken from a softcore porn

>>3097672
>Sharing dick pics with each other
This is officially a general

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>>3097715
No one willingly would take my seed anyways.

>>3097706
I used to hide my porn by making files hidden, just check s box and anything is invisible, don't check that box and your brother will have a talk to you about saving Pokemon porn

>>3097734
Are we doing this?

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>first dick measuring
>then masturbation techniques and dick pics

>>3097590
>Math
>History
>Naked pictures of Lincoln
>Biology

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>someone actually went through and tagged images with "Lynncoln" in the booru

>>3096677
If it wasn't for the goth girl, They probably would have experimented on each-other when they bunked together.

But good luck with that when you got 8 other sisters cock-blocking you.

>>3096438


to the anon who made said post in the last thread, I made a response to your questions and ideas in it but I just realized that thread had been replaced (I just woke up from a nap)

Four Laun's fat fetish, I'd suggest using Luna as they share a room and thus she has most access to her.

She could try and hide her fetish behind her usual string of puns and jokes.

>>3097734
>>3097755
Read the filename, it isn't his dick.

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>>3097715
Who the hell will take my seed, I'm a fat 19 year old virgin
>>3097777
nice get and you're welcome

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>>3097755
If you doubt of your dubs, check the others for confirmation. :^)

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>>3097750
>tfw have my own laptop
>tfw dual-boot windows and Linux
>save all my porn on Ubuntu
>sis goes on Windows
>no one knows how to change the UEFI setting
What a time to be alive

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>>3097715
>Assuming I haven't gotten past the wasting of future lives

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>>3097715
I masturbate way too much to take a shower every time I finish.

On the upside i'd be the cleanest motherfucker on this general

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>>3097785
I bet most of our dicks are ugly as shit and we wouldn't show them anyways

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>>3097786
>19

Nigger please, you're just starting.

Although I'm not a virgin anymore, now I'm just a 25 year old fat NEET with no friends.

I exchanged my friendship for my virginity.

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Would you drink a glarpa jer?

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>>3097821
Can confirm, 4in max hard

>>3096651
One or more of the siblings noticing Lola has been going to the bathroom and being sick quite a lot lately.

>>3097777
Pretty much the only ship I support, Lynn is so fucking into Lincoln.

>>3097772
>English 8
>A brief history of comedy
>Luna sleeping
>Luna sleeping topless
>Geography

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>>3094836

Here's that cutefic you requested. Hope you like it.

http://pastebin.com/7QK95ndN

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>>3097590
>One day during a class presentation one of the folders next to history and math says big sugar daddies, but nobody notices but her, but she's still really really tense and sweaty.
God, this is why I fear presentations.
>Someone seeing my bookmarks
>someone seeing my wallpaper
>someone seeing my favorite folders

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>always cum into a tissue when I masturbate
>always roll up the cum tissue into a little ball and toss it under my bed
>the cum tissue pile usually gets quite large because I masturbate 3-5 times a day and only clean out the cum tissue pile about once every 4 months
>sometimes the cum leaks out of the tissue after I toss it under the bed so now the entire surface beneath my bed is all sticky and flaky with my dried semen of years past
>my room permanently smells like decaying cum

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why did the jews have to ruin this show by turning bobby into a spic?

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>>3097915

>>3097911
>not just keeping a 4GB flash drive for only school projects and asking to use the teachers comp when possible

Also, why not just use guest mode if you're so scared

>>3097890
>I forgot we had a downstairs
Why is leni so cute damn

Good job

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>>3097821
>tfw at work right now so I can't post my dick to /tlhg/
Probably for the best, I haven't shaved in a while

>>3096931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLyN21lVNi0

I love Vice City. I really do.

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>>3097915
anon what the fuck

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>>3097750

Yeah, I'd say she'd do this and save everything to a cloud.

>>3097782

I'll have to say no to this, it would likely follow too many familiar story beats.

So now I'm trying to figure out how Luan would give herself away by accident.

>>3097911
Nigga that's why I don't have bookmarks and only have Polish art for my wallpapers

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>>3097672

>>3097915
>not just having a cum towel
Are you 12

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>>3097915
nigga what

>>3097915
>not cumming anywhere and everywhere and letting it dry
plebs

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>>3097890
Thats really comfy, thank you.

>>3096890
Lana finding out about Lola's bulimia, conflicted between helping her stop or satisfying her puke fetish.

>>3098032
>not having a cum toddler
swine

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>tfw haven't jerked off in 3 days
>tfw might change that tonight
I got like 3 favorited porn vids, but I do enjoy seeing what else there is. Mostly omegle cock shock vids

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>>3097915
>Used to masturbate really late
>Always cum on my socks and then throw them on a pile of other dirty socks next to the wall
>One day my mom cleaned my room and asked me if I spilled something on the wall
>I checked and there was a huge stain like if something would dripped down the wall
>I blamed the cheap painting

>>3098077
>tfw might change that tonight
It's not worth it mang. You must stay pure for Savino

>>3098010
hmm maybe she forgets to save something to cloud one night?

>>3098074
>not having a rape dwarf
its like I'm really on reddit

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>>3097990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVCfN0nuufk

i'm gonna get me sum fat ass action tonite my niggas.

>>3097915
>not just cumming on your shirt and then put it into the dirty clothes while you just get another one

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>>3098095
That's true, I must improve myself for my Lisa

>>3098010
Well if you're pretty careful it's very unlikely that you would get caught, specially nowadays that the distribution of physical media has diminished a lot.

Maybe have Luna come back from a concert early in the morning, get scolded by Lori, sleep all day but wake up late at night when Luan is busy doing her business

>>3098102

I don't know, shit. I'll figure somethin out.

>>3098108

God, that guy's a dork.

>>3098137

Bingo! I think this is the thing to go with.

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>>3098077
>been masturbating less frequently
>mfw my faplog (fap backlog) keeps growing
So much porn, so little time.

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>>3098077
>tfw no matter how hard I try I will never stay pure for Savino
How do you do it anon I can do a week than mess it all up

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>>3098108
Is it weird that LUAN having a fetish turns me on, rather than me actually having the fetish?

>>3098149
shit ment half week

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>mfw the jews actually changed bobby from a white kid into a spic to add more diversity

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>>3098132
You're a better Lisafag than I could ever hope to be

>>3098120
>wearing clothes to jack off
You ashamed of your body or something?

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>>3097821
>be 9 year old kid
>discover masturbation
>"what the fuck is lube"
>do it dry
>dick would get raw and hurt like hell so it would be a combination of pleasure and pain
>by the time I discover lube I already had a burn mark on the side of my dick
>11 years later it's still there as a permanent scar and a constant reminder of my stupidity

thanks for circumcising me parents, we're not even jewish

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>>3098178
I do it for her

>>3098162
I guess thoughts on how the character acts and reacts to said types of ideas interests you.

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>>3096931
Lynn for best girl!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11KOFvXtg2g

>>3098176
He's hot now.

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>>3098077
I haven't masturbate in two weeks. But it gets harder with the pass of each day, I must stay strong for Lola

>>3098149
The longer you go the harder it is to resist, but you must carry on. Just think about your favorite Loud and find things to pass the time. I started working out and browsing these threads in my free time instead of jerking off and it's getting easier to resist.

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>>3098219
>tfw someone posts something here so hot you can't help but want to jack off to it

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>>3098216
>not blowing your load to Lola every night
You're a bad Lolafag.

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>>3098203
What does circumcision have to do with it? I'm uncut and I have the exact same thing, a scar on the side of my dick, that mixed with phimosis is a horrible, horrible thing

>>3098216
One day my nigga your wife will give birth to your own Lola and you will give into the joys of latents m parenthood

>>3098215
no faggots allowed

>>3098216
I wish I could be pure like you guys, instead of the degenerate schediaphilia I am.

>>3098216
cute little monkey :3

>>3098247
good thing that never happens

So since we're on the topic of staying pure and not jerking off and improving our lives as a whole is anyone planning to start a big family and if so are you going to name any of your children after any of the Louds?

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>>3097866
>>Pretty much the only ship I support, Lynn is so fucking into Lincoln.

How will you feel when Lynn gets cucked by Ronnie Anne?

>>3098247
>fapping
human condition, can't be helped
>fapping to tlh
scum of the earth, unforgivable

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>>3098259
Well jesus anon

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>>3098203
Oh fuck that reminds me the first night I discovered masturbation. I did it with no knowledge on the subject, so my technique was pretty rough. I ended up hurting my dick with my nails and that left me with a scar on the top of my dick.

I'm also circumcised

>>3098292
Ronnie Anne sounds like a chicANO name so she's a disgrace to her Latino heritage, I don't care.

>>3098291
Do some people really associate abstaining from masturbation with improving their lives? Masturbation is healthy.

>>3098291
No and I would never be that autistic to name any child I might have by accident in my old.

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>tfw have all these eye problems and require huge glasses
>got it from my mom's side where they're all basically moles
>everyone on my dad's side has perfect 20/20 vision
>been using thick rimmed glasses since was a kid
>might go legally blind by mid 50s
Well, I might have a little Lisa one day if I ever find anyone. She'll probably hate me for giving her ashtigmatishm

>>3098291
If I ever get married and have a 11 kids, you bet your asses i'll name them all after the loud house. Hell My name begins with a L so there's a head start

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>>3098291
Maybe if I do get a family going I might name her Luan sorta liked the name before the show

>>3098292
What if somehow may ronnie anne x lincoln the cutest thing?

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>>3098291
"Leni," maybe not, but I'm actually starting to like "Helena"/"Helen".
Fuck, am I not naming my kid "Lincoln," though.

>>3098323
Well when I said improving their lives I don't mean by not masturbating. Some anons like >>3098219
started working out and others anons have said in earlier threads that since watching LH they are generally happier.

>>3098291
yes I am naming my son Dad

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>>3098262
Sorry, mate. Lincoln is just too fuckable.

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>>3098323
>Masturbation is healthy.
Not when it makes your face break out.
>like me

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>>3098292
that much better when Trump builds a wall and deports all those border bunnies

>>3098398
How is he fuckable?

>>3098292
Only if Ronnie-Ann is the dom and femdoms Lincoln.
Guess my obvious fetish.

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>>3098291
I don't want children. I didn't ask to be born in the first place and I don't want to have a child who will end up having that problem as well. As far as I'm concerned my genes are inferior and I would make a terrible parent.

>>3098400
>Not when it makes your face break out.
I keep hearing this but does it really?

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>>3098398
Why don't you just go and fuck him then

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>>3098425
How isn't he?

>>3098445
I imagine it's different for everyone, but it certainly seems to be the case for me.

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What was the first thing you ever jacked off to that most likely wasn't porn

>12yo
>manage to get a copy of American Pie: The Naked Mile somehow
>have a huge decorative pillow in living room
>hump it while watching the movie on this bigass tv
>feel something weird happening
>run to bathroom in a panic
>stuff I later found out was cum shot out super hard
>clean up
>turn off movie
>pray to god for forgiveness

>>3098461
butt in what way?

>>3098162

Not at all, because you like Luan and you want to see her succeed and pull through a rough patch. So let's see what I can do here...

*Creeeeeakk-k-k*

It was just a blink before six in the morning. Luna stumbled into the home, barely able to keep on her feet. All she remembered was that she was rocking out at a concert, got sick, went to a port-a-potty, threw up, passed out, and then woke up at 2AM when the concert had long been over. She had some spare change, thankfully, and took the bus home. She had come to the conclusion that no had tried to assault her during her unconscious period, since she had no difficulty sitting for the entire bus ride home. Her head was pounding and her mouth was sour, she felt like the floor was slowly tilting around. She felt gross, her body was sticky from the high humidity and all the sweat that came from moving around earlier that night. But, of course...

"Luna!" Lori hissed, keeping her voice to a whisper. "Come here!" A quiet series of creaks later, they had both come up the stairs, where Lori proceeded to chew Luna out for the usual - where were you, you could have been molested, I was worried, check your phone, blah blah blah. All Lori received for a response was a glazed, walking dead expression from her younger sister, her hair clumping and fraying out at quite a few places.

"Just take a shower and go to bed, you stink."

Fifteen minutes later, along with dozing off twice to where she conked her nugget against the wall of the shower, Luna trudged her way into her bedroom, stark naked. It took all her strength to claw her way up the ladder and into bed, but she eventually got there. Creak, flop, thump. Asleep in just twenty seconds. Being a Saturday, the Loud House easily lived up to its name. Luna was a heavy sleeper before, but pulling an all-nighter made her practically comatose. Only around 2pm did someone even bother to ask where Luna was, only to be told she was still sleeping.

>>3098445
I remember in a middle school health class they said that the stuff that's on your junk is the same stuff that can make you break out if it gets on your face.
I then feared that kind of thing, constantly.

>>3098445
>>3098464
>>3098498
It happens when you touch your face immediately after jerking off. Before washing your hands/

Hey guys, PrincessLoud here. Currently doing a 11 part greentext, The Coronation of Princess Loud, where Lincoln gets caught wearing Lola's dress and gets "punished" by each of his sisters. If you're not currently following, you can catch up by going to my pastebin, which also includes the prequel, Daddy's Little Princess.

http://pastebin.com/u/princessloud

I am doing one part per night during the entire two week hiatus. Tonight, I am doing part 4, which I will write after this post.

>>3098472
>go into forest behind house
>far enough back that no one can see me
>remove clothes
>heard through degenerate school grapevine what masturbation was
>figure out what to do from context clues
>immediate pain upon ejaculation
>rub bellend on leaf
>go home and cry
Why am I telling you this

>>3098203
Once you go burn you never go back, Painless masturbation does nothing for me

>>3098491
IT BEGINS

>>3098560
I like how the first thing you feel after masturbating for the first time is fear, sadness, and shame

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>>3098472
>home alone
>playing Knights of the Old Republic
>Kreia and Mission in party
>make them both naked
>leaning up against back of a chair, crotch first
>feels fuckin good
>what the fuck
>feels REAL fucking good
>shit whats this stuff in my pants
And thats how I discovered prone masturbation and masturbation in general.

>>3098527
I'd wash the fuck out of my hands, would still happen.

>>3098531
>humiliation
>punishing
>incest
>allOfMyKinks.png
this sounds too good to be true

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>>3096787

>>3098445
No.

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>>3098472
>Stayjng in my cousin's room
>Brother is sleeping on the same bed as I am
>Cousin is sleeping on the other bed
>It's like 02:00 am and this hot-line commercial starts on TV
>The commercial has women showing their breasts and ass right to the camera
>By instint I start touching my dick
>I have the brilliant idea to simulate that my hand is a pussy
>Came twice

>>3098491
Intrigued.

>>3098589
I am a broken man

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>>3098443
I don't want children because I'm afraid they would hate me.

And to have children you need to have sex with somebody, so that's also a big inhibitor.

>>3098635
Was it Lava Life?

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>>3098595
Noice

>>3098635
Oh and the next day at school I was like
"Yo guys you wouldn't believe what I discovered yesterday"

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>>3097806
>ubuntu
>not Archlinux
>booting on Legacy Mode from Bios anyway

>>3098472
So we're doing this I guess.

When I used to take a shower the shower-head had a jetstream massager, I noticed that when it hit my dick that it felt strange. Then I noticed that it hurt less and felt better if I aimed it on the underside of my dick, at the frenulum.

I edged for a few weeks, every time I took a shower with that same method because I was scared of what would happen if I did it for too long.

Then one day I came. And then I kind of just laid there in the tub for a long while. The cum kind of freaked me out at first.

Then I became addicted to masturbation. Somehow managed to cut my foreskin pretty bad with the showerhead jetstream one time. But that didn't stop me.

And now I'm on 4chan.

>>3098683
No, it was somethng like "La doctora corazon y sus amigas"

>>3098737
>incest guilt, but also a boner

>>3098715
You're lucky. The next day for me, I must have broke a blood vessel or something, because my foreskin was one big donut and I couldn't even see my glans. And I'm circumsized.

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>>3098162

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>>3098343
>What if somehow may ronnie anne x lincoln the cutest thing?

I kind of like the femdom angle of dating your bully, but it could also be cute if Ronnie Anne makes an attempt to act "ladylike" for her date with Lincoln and keeps messing it up.

>>3098419

Sorry, she's second generation. She'll be draining Lincoln's balls in his converted closet while all Lynncuck Loud can do is cry and schlick in the next room

>>3098438

>double date episode
>Lori and Bobby both tell Lincoln that he should be a gentlemen and not do anything weird with Bobby's sweet innocent little sister or else Lori will literally turn him into a human pretzel
>the whole time, RA is the one teasing Lincoln
>stealing kisses while Bobby and Lori are distracted with each other
>jacking him off under the table during dinner while Lincoln has to struggle to keep his composure and not let Bobby and Lori know what's going on
>flashing her flat chest at Lincoln while Bobby and Lori's backs are turned
>end of date
>Lincoln tries to give Ronnie Anne a goodbye kiss on the lips
>RA pushes him away
>"Whoa Lincoln, aren't you moving kind of fast?"
>Poor Lincoln has to try to hold in his spaghetti while he feels Lori's and Bobby's disapproving looks on his back

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>>3098635
>when you're up really late as a kid and the Girls Gone Wild commercials air

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>>3098472
>11yo
>There's this bizarre flash cartoon that's pretty popular in my school about a guy who jacks it all day
>I didn't even know what it was but tried to do it
>Did it and felt good

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>>3098737
>tfw Lincoln has a bigger dick than you

>>3098798
he also has more sisters than you

>>3098798
You best be jesting

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>This whole fucking thread

God I love you guys

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>>3098761
I didn't know I wanted this until I saw it just now

>>3098785
Wait. Are you talking about Roberto Manfinfla?

>>3098849
Who else.

"Ya ni puedo ni masturbar tranquilo"

The first time I ever masturbated I was staying at my aunts house when i was about 9 or 10 and it was the middle of the night, All my family decided to stay in one room, So in the dead of night While everyone was sleeping i decided to mute the Tv that was on and switched the channel to the "Late night" showings that were on HBO, I always would get hard but not do anything with it, so I started playing with it at first before I just started rubbing it, i started rubbing it more furiously to the point where i silently stood up while my family was in the same room sleeping and climaxed, My father started rustling in his sleep so out of fear, switched it back to the original channel and fell asleep

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>>3098821
no look, his dang donger almost reaches his knee
what is this Ron Jeremy bullshit

>>3097786
Fatfeels I will fucking end you.

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>>3098472
11 years old
>after the basic 99 channels there's like 3 static filled channels that have porn static for some reasons
>Spain porn
>start feeling hot and stroke my penis, then pull it hard, punch my balls
>came
>wow it's nothing.PNG
>figured out the antenna configuration to have the static go away and see the actual porn

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>>3098769
You literally just described the perfect date for me. I cannot thank you enough for this.

>>3098860
"oye roberto pasate una moneas pa comprarse unos chocolitios po wn"

"no qlo no tengo una wea de plata y wea"

>>3097786
i don't have to worry bout that much cause even if i can't get a girlfriend,asking parents to find me a good looking girl in an arranged marriage always works,where the girl for the sake of her parent's happiness accepts the proposal

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>>3098869
Lynn be one lucky girl

Are there any good screencaps of Lily's face in profile? Need it for a thing.

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>>3098823
Gotta pass the time somehow.
Anyways, how does one go about asking his parents why the hell he was circumcised when nobody in the family is Jewish?

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>>3098860
>tfw we called a classmate Roberto Manfinfla

>tfw it was me

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>>3098869

>>3098946
Maybe you had phimosis when you were little. Like me

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>>3098946
>dad, am i from krypton?

>>3098869
a 4th pic in this sequence where Lynn grabs down and stuffs his dong in her panties, just to see his reaction as he rubs up against her wet crotch.

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>>3098959
>mfw in senior year my classmates called me dad
>even the girls

>>3098884
>punch my balls
Haha what the fuck. Why

>>3098946
>logical answer
Likely has to do with back in the day people thought getting circumcised prevented people from jacking off, and so kept passing it down for generations. Or you had Phmosis.
>/pol/ answer
Jews made your parents get you snipped.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevalence_of_circumcision

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>tfw the ronnie annie episode comes out and lynncoln comes to an end
i'll miss comfy as hell pictures like this.

>>3098927
"Oye Roberto, pasa la pelota que se cayo en tu patio"

>>3098769
well,nothing turns me on more than same size girl on girl vore.
also,vore art,well,its mostly behind a paywall,god ones atleast

>>3098991
Like this

http://www.xvideos.com/video8060594/xvideos.com_171cf81e0238ad9f34535d216017c21e

But with Lynn as the guy and Lincoln as Jodi West

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>>3099008
>like that will stop lynncoln
I take it they get together for a few episodes and then they split up, but stay friends

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>>3098978
>>3099004
Whatever the reason is, I'm more concerned with how I'm actually going to ask them about it.

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>>3097099
>being enough of a faggot to diss mushrooms on pizza while defending pineapples on pizza
>mfw

>>3099015
"que chucha si vivo en departamento por la conchetumare"

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>>3099027
>yfw not only Lincoln but the rest of the sisters get jealous aa Lincoln isn't their doormat anymore

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>>3099008
>it's a faccade, Lynn gets Lincoln for herself every night
>Ronnie Annie is the cum dumpster, Lynn is the true one for Lincoln

>>3097536
moar?

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>>3099038
Every fucking time.

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>>3099036
Took you a long ass time to respond

anyway
Pineapples Pizza > Mushroom pizza