/sad/ - Satyrs After Dark #6: Family Night Edition For the more

>>3052017
Fuck. I love girls that can pull off this look.

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fiiinally

>>3052017
>Family night in

>"But daddy, I don't think strip Monopoly is a real board game."
"Fine, how about oiled naked twister then? You and your sister can play and I can spin the arrow."

>>3052425
Oh sweet, that's super hot.

>>3052425
Just when I think im done masturbating we get more content.

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>>3052563
>you will never play oiled naked twister with your daughterus

>>3052425
Holy fuck...

>>3052425
Hey, /d/, people in /sat/ are talking about fucking you... They are also having a shit storm, buuut, fucking you! Eyyyy! Also, fan-fucking-tastic pic!

>>3054588
>:(

tattletale

>>3054639
I didn't want /d/ to go in there, expecting people to talk about filling their holes, then just find shit on the walls. That's be rude.

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>Adjusting your cap, boldly branded with a golden PI on the front, you look down at your daughter.
>The curly haired princess bounces happily beside you, her favorite "cocksock queen" shirt lifted slightly by your spawn growing in her womb.
>She probably liked it because she takes it literally, fancying herself the alpha mare in your herd.
>Nodding, you silently beckon her to follow as you make your way deeper into the crystal palace.
>Reaching the outside of her little mare cave in the wing she shares with you, her presence is quickly confirmed by her guard patrolling the general area.
>More of a skeleton crew, honestly, as she does not have, nor attempts to have any real importance in the empire politics.
>The guards silently salute the two of you as you pass, allowing you to stealthfully enter the room.
>Inside, amidst the bit of mess sits the neet princess, Dagger. Your niece, herd member and cocksock.
>Her attention is focused on some online racing game, leaving her ignorant to your presence.
>Slowly, you and Cotton make your way closer to the girl, until finally you're so close you can smell her.
>Despite her lifestyle, the satyr is rather well kept, thanks to the efforts of her assistants.
>Even her cute, lazy mohawk is barely ruffled, the strands keeping to the proper side of her half-shaven head.
>In a fluid motion, you vault over the couch, taking the now flailing satyr by the shoulders and forcing her onto the coffee table.

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>>3054994
>"AHH!" she screeches as she thuds against the surface. "Uncle 'Non? What are you doing?"
"Surprise ponut inspection, sweetie. Try to relax."
>The pudgy satyr takes a deep breath as her tail lifts and her hands seek the controller, intent on not loosing her game.
>You won't make it easy for her.
>Gripping the base of the large plug in her rear, you give it a rough tug, causing Dagger to let out a breathy moan.
>Slowly, the rubber slides from her obsidian flesh, glistening in the dim lit den.
>As hoped, the tight ring of muscle holds a gentle gape, waiting for further use.
>Slipping a few fingers into the warm hole, you spread her wide, exposing her innards to the light.
>The young satyr doesn't fight as her rear is carefully scrutinized by her uncle and cousin.
>Satisfied that Dagger has kept herself properly clean, you pull your fingers out of her before lining yourself up and sieZing the girl by the haunches.
>In a single, fluid movement, Dagger is pulled from her stomach, and into a sitting position in your lap, her tight ring snuggly fitting your throbbing erection.
>Giving a few pumps of your hips, Dagger warms up a little despite herself, causing her wink audibly.
>Cotton Candy takes this as her cue, burying her face into her cousins groin.
>"U..uncle Anon! Please! I'm, ah, a little busy!"
>Your response is a firm thrust, releasing a small gush of fluid into her cousins waiting mouth.
>With a small grunt, and a gritting of teeth, Dagger goes back to her game, even trying to continue in vain to hold up her conversation on mic.
>Her friends, as is normal of pre-teen girls, giggle and joke amidst mixed conversation, some discussing the difficulties of being a cocksock, and some wishing to become one.

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>>3055012
>Thankfully, her friends by no means take it easy on her.
>Every twist and turn Dagger makes is accompanied by a shifting of weight, each bump accompanied by a squeeze.
>It quickly grows to be too much, pushing you ever nearer your edge.
>As Dagger approaches the end, neck and neck with other racers, she begins clenching hard in anticipation.
>Her warm anal walls squeeze you like a vice, preventing any action save for holding her belly and thrusting desperately.
>Releasing into her in heady spurts, the warm sensation combined with Cotton's ministrations forces Dagger over the edge.
>Though she crashes at the last second, she finds it hard to care, far more concerned with riding out her orgasmic high, plastering her cousins face with thick, off-yellow mare cum.
>As you come down, you pull the satyr from your softening member and lay her beside you to catch her breath.
"Good job, sweetie." You begin. "You passed your inspection."
>"Th..thank you, sir." she grogily mutters.
"I'll see you at dinner. Have fun with your game, alright?" you tell her, standing to go.
"See you, Daggy!" Cotton Candy echos, planting a gentle kiss on Daggers ponut, leaving a lipstick mark as she does. "Later."
Sitting back up, Dagger is quick to pop her plug back in, holding her uncle Anon's seed inside like a good girl.
"Sorry about that, girls. Anyone up for another race?"

>>3054639
>>3054588
>>3054721
I wish I had a better sense of when people talk about fucking me.
I wonder if we did bang.

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Bump.

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Slow as fuck. Bump before bed.

>>3055025
unf

What would particular satyrs listen to as they're having sex? Any music that they're partial to?

>>3064282
Why would they listen to music while having sex?

>>3064315
You ever fuck with music? Gets you pumped as shit. Or sets a less pumped, but very enjoyable mood.

>>3064607
I haven't had the privilege of having sex, but I know I wouldn't listen to music while masturbating and that music in porn is annoying as hell.

>>3066034
>not playing fap hero

Slow as fug.

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Taking one shot requests for stories. Try to keep it simple, and nothing over the top like Urethra standing to pee stuff. Thats sounds more like an action rather than a good story prompt

>>3070149
Melody's dad walks in on her showering (she forgot to lock the door). She didn't hear him entering because she's too busy experimenting with herself, so he decides to stay and enjoy the show a little.

>>3070486
Does she call out to daddy during?

>>3070514
Yes.

>>3070486
>Taking advantage of a blind person's inability to see
This only pisses me off because I lump this in with abusing a mentally challenged person. Melody's dad is an asshole.

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someone wanted a trappy pogo the other day?

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>>3077239
>Trappy
I like my traps to be more modest, not dressed up like skanks. Not the requester btw

Why are you guys still beating this dead horse?

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>>3078318
Because corpse abuse is my fetish, Anon.

>>3077239
OH GOD YES. /d/, I love you and would consensually FUCK you. Missionary; eyes locked. Also, to take the piss out of it, mind doing >>3078291
Skanky Snapshot?

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Goodnight, /sad/

>>3074428
You make it sound like he's going to brutally rape her urethra.
Don't tell me you wouldn't take a tiny little peek at your daughter's boobs if you've never seen human tits in several decades?

>>3074428
Melody isn't mentally challenged is she?
It's just a hereditary eye disorder that makes them look a bit ditzy to those who don't know them.

>>3084330
Melody is blind.

>>3083901
That's still no excuse.

>>3084368
What if he heard her cry out his name, and upon coming in to check on her, he instead finds her going to town on herself while moan like daddy's little whore?

>>3084389
I'm pretty sure he would sit her down after she is dry and have a talk with her about how she is still a young woman and that its normal to be confused about what love is. But as she gets older ah who the fuck am I kidding? It's fine then. But seriously, I'm ok with whatever twisted fetish we throw around here but Everyone has to be over the age of 18 and give consent. As long as they meet those criteria he can drink her piss for all I care.

>>3084368
>Melody is blind.
And blindness is not a mental disorder.

>>3084468
>Everyone has to be over the age of 18 and give consent
Only in certain parts of America. Most places it's 16 or lower.

>>3084540
>16 and lower
>lower

I don't belive you, where?

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>>3085298

>>3085384
Why are there so many places where there's no data available?

>>3085684
No idea. Maybe they just don't have age of consent laws.

>>3085684
Probably due to those places having highly decentralized governments that don't offer an official age or else the law varying on a regional basis.

>>3085684
One or two might be because of >>3085691 but considering most are in Africa, Eastern Europe, Southeast Asia, and some rougher parts of South America, I'd say >>3085718 is probably right on the ball.

>>3084468
>>3084540
>>3085298
Don't forget that we're in Equestria now.

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>>3086362
Indeed.

>>3086362
And the age of consent in Equestria depends upon the roll of 3d6.

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would you take 30 days from any sexual actions if your daughteru asked you?

>>3087005
No. I love her, but she should know not to ask for something that's physically impossible.

>"But daddy!"
"Shh, honey dumpling, just let the crushing weight of reality kill your hopes and dreams and accept the slow decay of entropy."
>"Well could you at least not do 'it' when I have friends over?"
"Hey, it's your friends' fault for being so sexy."

>>3084521
It is a disability though

>>3087328
Yes, but not a mental one.

>>3087499
>Implying a disability has to be mental for it to be wrong to take advantage of someone
So raping a mute because she can't scream is super duper? Oh! Let's go run a train on some cripple girls since they can't run.

>>3087832
No, but nobody said anything about raping.

Also, this discussion is completely off-topic for this thread. Please take your moralfaggotry to /sat/.

>>3087832
Sure, I'm in! I'll hijack a train while you find some cripples to tie up and put on the tracks.

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Which one is the horniest of the Derpy kids?

>>3089184
Dingaling.

>>3089275
Who's the lucky bastard on the receiving end?

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>>3089288

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>>3089482
when will dingaling be sexual ?

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>>3089958
When you run into her at the nude beach.

>>3089958
Dingaling was always for sexual.
Cocksock dingaling when?

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>>3090214
>>3090204
>>3089958
>sexualizing dingaling

>>3090239
Just because her eyes are a bit funny doesn't mean she doesn't have needs too.

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>>3090204
Alternative edit without the tanlines.

>>3089958
Who's she sucking off?

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>>3090525
some horse I guess

So this is where satyr's innocence goes to die.

>>3090788
>implying satyr has any innocence

>>3090555
Less horse and more dad, please?

>>3090827
Also, less 5-year old ding and more qt shortstack ding please.

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>>3090862
I can do shortstack

>>3087903
>Taking it this way
I did not expect this, but I am not disappointed. Let's do this shit. Get all 1920's in here!

>>3089958
>>3090555
>>3090986
/d/, I love you.

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>>3089958
Now, because of you. Bless you. Mind doing one of her and Maxie? Anal, if'n you please.

>>3091032
Same, but vaginal.

>>3091057
Same, but oral. On both. 69.

>>3091032
I want to eat her like sushi.

>>3091122
You want to cut her up and eat her raw on a bed of rice?!

>>3091205
Do mermaid tails grow back if cut off?

>>3091314
I don't think so. Anyone good with mythology?

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>>3091122
>>3091205
>>3091314
This expands dong.

>>3091205
k so how many anons are into violence/gore cause that's what your main man /d/ was originally about.
no worries if it isn't y'all thing tho.

>>3091530
Blood makes me queasy and violemce only sits well with me in controlled bdsm

>>3091530
Gore is a bit hit and miss for me. Sometimes it does nothing for me, other times it's the hottest fucking thing ever.

I can't really say what does it for me, other than consensual gore/snuff is almost always better, and amputees are better when their stumps have caps put on them afterwards.

>>3091626
I'm not into gore as such, but I don't mind the idea of consensual consumption of each others' regenerating body parts.

>>3091860
>>3091626
>>3091599
so if I /were/ to draw some of that, should I post, link, or just not post at all?

>>3093562
Go ahead and post. Can't spoiler on /trash/, but if it's too much for some people, they can still hide it very easily.

>>3093562
I say post censored and with an imgur link to the uncensored. Some people actually do get ill and freaked out looking at gore; as opposed to pissed or disgusted at certain fetishes

>>3094507
that's mostly what I was worried about.
it's trash, sure, but it's gore and that actually is fucked up?
like I'm thinking about going and deleting those foalcon pics I've done, if only because I don't want that matched up to my face irl, since a couple of anons have claimed to know me.
>inb4 I'm a pussy

>>3095908
Foalcon? /d/, those characters were aged up. Anyone who says they weren't can eat a dick; aging up characters ISN't pedophilia. I mean, that's why you aged them up in the first place. You wouldn't do underage characters. 18+ only.(Wink wink.)

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>>3095908
Those people are already here, /d/. They're not in much room to judge.

If you're that worried about it, maybe try a different art style and name for stuff like foalcon and guro.

But I wouldn't worry. If you're just talking about those people saying you're cutie patootie, they're just playing into the narrative that you're a really fuckable grill.

>>3096159
>Implying
I want to fill /d/'s boi pussy with my raging rod. I want to slam /d/'s clam with my red tunnel. I want to fuck /d/'s face with my genitals.

>>3096382
holy shit.
not that I'm against it, but where did all of this sudden tension between the anons and me come from lmao

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>>3097090
You just exude sexy.

>>3097090
I think you kind of embraced the sexy hardcore and all the openness with the fetish stuff; people just assume your dtf... and that is hot.

>>3090393
> nipples pointing in different directions
Have you ever laughed so hard you lost your erection?

>>3097090
Apparently some Anon in /sat/ had a dream about you being a girl.

This is /d/'s girlfriend weighing in, I don't really post in here or satyr, but /d/non is a grade AAA 5 star fuck~

>>3098746
Sure, anon. We all wish it were true, too.

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More commission love from /d/ but this time for /sad/.

>>3100185
Aww yeah.

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>>3100185
>>3100440

Here is one when you jack it with the lights on. Still not /d/ btw.

>>3100185
>due to some sort of dimensional anomaly, Muddle and fem-Muddle end up in the same universe
How do they react to meeting each other?

>>3100504
It's not /d/non's work? Who is the artist then?

>>3100185
>>3100504
Is that a sheet of sandpaper between her lefs or an extremely large bumpy dildo?
If it's a dildo, would she even be able to actually fit it inside her?

>>3100574
I imagined it like this
almost comedically floppy, with stereotypical bumps, for texture ~

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>>3100766
>forget picture
fucking kill me

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>>3100520
here's how he imagines

>>3100932
Wow, that's accurate.

>>3100185
But will she do anal?

>>3101230
If he wants to, she'd probably be into it too. They are practically the same person after all and would likely have all the same interests, fetishes, sexual preferences, etc.

Basically, they'd make a perfect couple.

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So we all know male Minotaurs are haram, but would you go for a qt lady moo and raise many daughterus with her?

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>>3102354
Yes, especially if minos worked by my headcanon, and had a milk based culture.
Basically, they emphasize lactation, use induced lactation to start it long before they can even have kids, and have a colossal output, due to having both the extreme output of bovines mammaries, combined with the sheer size of (usually well endowed) human ones.
Udders are optional, but I like 'em.

>>3102430
Though I can see them celebrating a milk based culture and I like the idea of having out there head canons, I really dislike the idea that they make ALL females engage in it. I know this is /sad/ and we have a perverse reputation to maintain but maybe we could have it be based a culture that instead celebrates mothers and milk production. That way we can still have an emphasis of milk production and it doesn't dissolve into more fetish wank.

>>3102430
WAIT WHEN WAS COW DAUGHTER MADE
I USUALLY KNOW THE FETISH CHILDREN BEST
are there other fetishy charactera you're hiding from me

>>3103559
>WHEN WAS COW DAUGHTER MADE
Ages ago... But she's not exactly popular - no real green about her, and I don't know if there's more than just this one pic for her.

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>>3102430
>>3103400
>celebrating milk culture
there are still perverts

>>3103672
What about Ariana's goat milk?

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>>3103839
>Ariana, Kimmy, Petunia, and Daedulus
>You will never have all the milky daughterus.

Do you think satyrs would produce different types of milk from different nipples?
For example, would Kimmy produce human milk from her breasts, tiger from the teats, and goat from the udder?

>>3103839
M80, I know you love Ariana, and I agree, she's pretty damn cool. But this is partly what lead to people hating Timber and the drakes - being brought into every conversation without need.

That said, if you want to bring Ariana into something like this, try making some content - if you can draw, then maybe a picture of Ariana being milked. If you can write, maybe a short story about Ariana's time in the milking barn, or the time she produced a heart-shaped box of handmade cheese to her crushed on Heart's-n-Hooves day. If you don't feel up to that, maybe do a short few sentences:

>Ariana takes her backpack from store to store around Ponyville, lugging around the homemade cheese
>Because of the slight saltiness when compared to cow cheese, she sells out really quickly.
>Ponies love their salt-licks
>She's under target for girl-scout cookies, but given the cheese sales, Akaela (what do you guys call the leader of a scout troop?) decides to let her off this year.

Or, do like this guy >>3103931, and do some stuff that creates conversation, rather than just "but what about my favourite?"

>>3103969
^This. I'm all for meaningful dialogue. But you can't just lazily tack on a name. The boring.

>>3103969
I'd hate if people started hating Ariana. She is 3 qt.

A more general question. Do goat satyrs have great balance like normal goats?

>You will never fret for your daughter's safety while she stands up straight on an 89 degree slope out of your reach.

>>3104590
I'd like to think so. She'd probably be amazing at scaling mountainsides that to other satyrs seem impossible.

>>3104590
Does she faint whenever she gets surprised? So Anon has to always stomp around the house in heavy boots so she can hear him coming?

>>3107653
When it's just Kimmy home, dad liked to sneak up on her.
Ariana is a different story. She can cause property damage when she faints. The coffee table will never be the same.

>>3103559
And what the hell makes a satyr a "fetish child" to you?

>>3103672
Who the fuck are any of them?

>>3052017
Took me 3 goddamn days to notice those aren't jeans

>>3108076
Oh, yeah. I guess satyrs don't really need pants unless it's very cold.

>>3108343
Didn't know what a satyr was desu

just thought it was a qt with a tail

>>3108587
>Didn't know what a satyr was
Human x pony (or other non-human creature) offspring.
Top half is human, bottom is whatever the non-human parent is. Sometimes they also have minor non-human traits on their upper body as well, such as claws or unusual eyes or ears.

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>>3108587
>thought it was a qt with a tail
I think you're right on the money, boyo.

>>3108587
>>3108619
For the record, the classical Greek mythology definition of "Satyr" is a man with horse ears and tail. Roman mythology imagined satyrs to have a goat's ears, legs, tail, and horns. Satyr here means half human, half whatever Anon stuck his dick into.

>>3108696
>half whatever Anon stuck his dick into
Which is just about every living female creature in Equestria.

>>3108587
>>3108654
Oh she's certainly a qt with a tail.

>>3108011
easily exploitable to fetishism
Ariana: giantism/urethral(aparently)
DD: lactating
Kaos/Mistake: wild matches like knotted cocks/horse cock, expansion, age/size play
all I can think of now

>>3108754
Don't forget halfpipe and the bunny bitch.

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>>3109718
>the bunny bitch.
Preds only.

>your pony gf uses her magic to make you into a shemale to indulge her bi nature
>this is passed to your "male" satyr kids, who play with your girls too
>family orgy nights
Diamonds

>>3109916
When are we going to get a pic of that Manticore girl roughly fucking the bunny slut with a huge strap on?

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>>3110217
>family orgy nights
The only line here I found appealing.

>>3110253
>they're actually switch D/s roles

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>>3109916
>>3110253
"oops! wrong hole ~ good thing you're a Breeder, otherwise that coulda been bad."

>>3111965
>Your daughters will never anally dominate each other to establish pecking order.
>One will never rise above her siblings, insisting to everyone that she is is your favorite because she's the booty queen.
Why even live?

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>>3111965
>that gross image
have something better

>>3112147
Look at that face. The whore loves it! Will the dom show any affection, or respond with more "bully"?

>>3112147
M-More, please?

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Needs more dads impregnating daughters.

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>>3118349

>>3118349
Amen.

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>>3118349
These orgies Anon has with his wives and daughters always seem to be a little bigger each time.

>>3118349
What in the unholy fuck did I just read?

>>3109916
Okay, so this may be a little weird, but I just can't see this picture without hearing this song.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ChjJEU8_szU

It's like my mind's subconsciously decided that it's this particular pair's theme tune. Honestly, I can quite easily imagine them having incredibly rough, one-sided sex to this bit of music.

>>3112385
Bunny Buns is for bullying tenderly, nothing else.

>>3122487
The basic concept of why people got mad in /sat/ a few weeks back.

Dear internet God of perversion and fetishes, please bestow upon me a picture or story, or both, featuring Yuzu wearing one of these latex/rubber bondage suit thingies.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56c9659eecf05
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56ba828da85d0
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph569166e9d6bee
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56a3f259e5487

In return I promise to continue being a degenerate pervert to the best of my ability, amen.

>>3123820
https://derpiboo.ru/902222?scope=scpe0ed78a5f898c4dfd9d4f199de3905ff80ee67b1a
Closest we've got?

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>>3123820
That first one is exactly my fetish.
Encasement, forced orgasms (or denied, both are great), sensory deprivation.
Unf~

What satyrs could endure a day or two in latex for daddy when they've been really bad, or really good?

>>3123716
What happened there? I don't follow those threads too closely.

>>3123820
Hello new fetish, what may I call you?

>>3123960
>Latex on fur
Taking that shit off is going to hurt like a bitch?

>>3123960
Gumdrop's down for pretty much anything, including being edged continuously for almost two days straight. Only on weekends though, because she needs a good night's rest on school days.

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>>3123960
>Latexfags
>Encasementfags
>Sensory deprivationfags
>Forced bondagefags
You're one of the reasons why my choices for good porn is fucking limited. Not as terrible as the garbage group, but you're down there with pawfags

>>3123992
Fetishfags kept shoving their fetishes into almost every discussion that popped up. Something the majority did not like.

>>3123820
Make it Lewdzu wearing it with her younger self asking just what in the hell she thinks she's doing and I'm down.

>>3124204
Sorry, should we go back to talking about the wholesome subject of incest instead, boss?

I thought this thread was supposed to be a no complaining zone, otherwise what's the point in having it at all? If we start arguing about every little thing that doesn't appeal to us personally then we may as well go back to the main thread.

>>3124301
No, a couple of people threw shit fits whenever something they didn't like was mentioned until they got their safe space.

Based on the fact they routinely come to /sad/ to give us grief, and sometimes actively seek out fetish pics on derpibooru they don't like to yell about them, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's not enough that we be out of sight where they need not see things they dislike. Until what they don't like is simply gone, they will not be satisfied.

>>3124149
It's the best way to spend a weekend.
Especially after daddy put in the head phones that play a looping tape telling Gumdrop what a good daughter she is, and how much he loves her.

>>3124532
>Couple
There were about 8 people who admitted it; but I have to agree that it was only 2-3 who were actively speaking out.

>>3124532
>No
Lying again? Of course, you have to be right and everyone else has to be wrong.
>When a disturbing fetishfag shouts out in AiE, they tell the fag to shut up
>When a fag in Flutterrape shouts out, they tell that fag to shut up
>When a disturbing fetishfag in almost every general shouts out, they will tell that faq to shut up
>When a fetishfag in the Satyr General shouts out, a whiteknight faggot will show up and defend that fag no matter how many people hates him
You know, that one Anon was right: if you were in the satyr general when it was first created, then we wouldn't even have a general in the first place because you would have driven away everyone.

>>3124966
And that's why we have /sad/. I can get not wanting someone to lie and spread a false narrative (off topic: fuck feminists), but it doesn't matter. Anyone from /sat/ has already decided how they're going to view what happened and anyone new won't know or probably care for context. It's over. No one won. I wouldn't say anyone lost, but no one got anything objectively good from that shit.

>>3125031
It sometimes makes me wonder if one or more of the guys who claims to be into disturbing fetishes and hardcore incest are just mighty shitposters who are extremely hellbent on destroying the satyr general for reasons unknown.
I mean, seriously! If that's not the case, then what the hell is it with satyrs that has attracted so many fetishfags from /b/ and /d/ that we were forced to create a separate general dedicated to fetishes on /trash/?

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>>3125544
Oh my god. Why are you even here if you hate all of this stuff? Do you just hang around to try stirring shit up? Because that's all you ever seem to do.
Seriously, shut up and enjoy it, or fuck off back to /sat/.

Here, have a satyr.

>>3125544
I don't think it's that simple. If it's shitposters, they would still be spamming /sat/, which they aren't. Some people have "hardcore" fetishes, and that's fine. Look at /d/, they don't force it and are actually pretty polite about it. (Unless they just go on Anon when they want to argue. In which case, that would make me a sad sexual harassment panda). The problem is when those same people are stubborn assholes who believe they can do no wrong/are in the right/feel that they have control over the thread because their topic is being circlejerked at the moment. In which case, it's not just about fetishes. Ships, discussion, story ideas, canonization, who deserves to exist and who doesn't, ages, everything will be a topic that can cause a shit storm. It's not the fetish, it's the person. Or people, but at minimum person.

>>3124301
>>3124602
>>3125544
>>>/sat/

>>3125619
I don't hate it, I just hate people like you who keeps trying to make every single topic be about a fetish.

>>3126050
That's the whole reason this place exists.
Go back to /sat/. Don't worry, we won't follow you.

>>3126050
Kind of the point of /sad/. It's in the op.

>>3126050
Then why the fuck are you still complaining about it?
Enjoy the sexy satyrs and ignore what you don't like, or bugger off back to /sat/.

>>3126104
I wish that was true. If only that one guy who keeps trying to push fetishes and incest into every single topic wasn't in /sat/.

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>>3126244
>ctrl + f
>"Dad" gets one hit, asking about paternity.
>"Daughter" turns up three posts. The only one with anything sexual is someone complaining about someone liking herds.
>"Incest" gets two hits, related 5 posts from a two day old conversation about the siren satyrs.
>The conversation is much longer than that, including non-incest topics. The five posts in question are about siblingcest.
>Out there fetishes restricted to one post about anal kegels in response to a requests post. Immediately dropped when informed it's SFW only.

I didn't realize 6 out of 245 posts over the course of 3 days was "pushing it into everything".
Clearly, it's better to hang out over here. Way less fetish stuff here.

The whole premise of these threads is satyrs born of a human (presumably anon) and a pony or other MLP character. This arose on a board that's largely about wanting to fuck fictional characters. Is it so bizarre that wanting to fuck those OCs, thus committing incest, would be a very large part of how things operate?

It's like going to a broader /mlp/ thread and complaining about all these "fetishists" who want to fuck pastel horses. I just don't understand what the big deal is.

>>3123960
Man, that must be messy for them pony legs.

>>3129898
When Gumdrop's dad lets her out every Sunday evening from a hard weekend of edging, her first concern is always to get all her frustrated filly juices out of her fur.

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Bump.

>>3126923
Stop throwing out bullshit about how /mlp/ and satyrs only exists because everyone wants to fuck them and nothing else. The whole general only started in the first place because people wanted parental feels.

>>3134030
Where did I say that the satyr threads were created because people wanted to fuck them? I only said that people wanting to fuck them was a natural consequence of the thread existing on /mlp/.

Let me ask you this: If there's nothing to do with sex, why have satyrs at all? Why not adopt a foal, or fantasize about EqG girls? Because you want to fuck and impregnate (or be impregnated by) ponies, because that is /mlp/'s culture. And that culture will naturally leak into the threads it hosts.

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>>3136571

>>3136571
>>3136629
Misty or Ding?

>>3134637
>If there's nothing to do with sex, why have satyrs at all?
Because of the parental. Fucking. Feels.
>If you fantasize about wanting to impregnate a pony, then that means you want to impregnate your own daughter as well
That's retarded logic. You're retarded. Just stop.

>>3137189
>Because of the parental. Fucking. Feels.
Did you even read the next sentence?

>>3137205
I don't have exact dates... But Equestria girls was officiallt announced (going by Wikipedia) in May 2013. I can't speak for everyone, but my first Satyr content was in June 2013, and the scruffening (when I found out about Satyrs) was in May. So Satyrs predate the official announcing of EqG.

As for adoption... Well, I'll be blunt. It's not your own kid. No matter how much you love this child, they are not genetically yours. You can love them, and you can like them, but they are a step removed from you, especially when they're only abstract.

Quite a bit of original satyr stuff (not all of it) either focused only on Anon and the child, or had Anon have a divorce/be a widower. Sex wasn't really important for those stories.

The smut was also there, true, but there's smut everywhere about everything.

>>3138160
>The smut was also there, true, but there's smut everywhere about everything.
This is all I was trying to say. /mlp/ is a smutty board, and it's a general thread about daughters, so it's like... What do you expect, you know? Of course there's going to be some incest.

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>>3136571
>>3136629

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>>3136876
ding dong
>pic
aaaaaaaayyyyyy

>>3136571
>Telling daddy to shut up.
Oh boy, you better believe that right there's a paddling.

>>3139859
She immediately told him to look at her butt instead of talking. A paddling may have been the goal.

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are there any satyrXpone ships outside of incest?

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>>3140306
Not many. It's usually satyr on satyr regardless of gender or relation, or father on daughter.

If we're gonna gonna satyr on pony, I'd prefer being able to cheer sonfus on in being cunt destroyers as they forge their first herd from their classmates.

>>3140306
Pogo x Mayor mare I see usually thrown around

>>3140489
I still think that's hilarious and I wanna read the fic it was based on

>>3140496
Only one I can think of
http://pastebin.com/beqq0ZPj

>>3140306
>pic
I like this one.

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>>3140880
honestly I'm looking for reasons to draw that pony without making /another/ satyr

>>3141022
Nothing wrong with making another satyr, as long as you're willing to put the effort of either coloring the image or writing a little to flesh them out some.

Failing that, you could always draw Dee x Pacific foaldom.
Dee always catches the finest club sluts for dad.

>>3141022
>pic
Isn't she a bit tall for a pony in this one?
Or is Jay just very short?

>>3141113
Also, this.

>>3141140
horses are big...

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have some halfpipe

>>3141323
Horses are, but she is a Little Pony®™.

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>>3141323
>>3141675

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>>3141905
>all this effort
bruh

>>3143458
I didn't make it, it's just an old thing I had saved. I think there are better ones, but it was the only one I could find at the moment.

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>>3143473
Yeah, no worries. I've seen it before; I just thought it was funny that people still use it when we have better stuff.

There's this, too!

>>3141352
T-Titty fuck? Auto fellatio?! /d/, I love you.

>>3141352
Do you think we could see her finish?

>>3141352
Does she have a horsepussy as well as a cock?

>>3144795
Well, she's futa... So yeah.

>>3144826
Yeah, just wondering, since some futas only have a cock instead of pussy.

>>3141352
/r/ Anon balls deep in Halfpipe's horsepussy with one hand on her cock stroking her off while he rails her pussy.

>>3138217
>This is all I was trying to say.
Except it wasn't. What you were trying to say was that /mlp/ was created solely because almost everyone wanted to fuck ponies, nothing else. You're completely ignoring everyone who just wants to cuddle with ponies and marry them, or just talk about crazy things, feels, fun and adventures.
/mlp/ is not a smutty board. It just has a bit of everything including smut.

>>3145158
You just want to see the world burn, don't you?
Go back to /sat/, complain-anon.

>>3145158
Agreed, but this isn't /mlp/. It's /trash/.

>>3145090
This, but Half-Pipe balls deep in Snapshot while soing so... Or Snapshot in Anon, whatevah.

>>3145287
How about Anon balls-deep in Halfpipe's pussy while Half-pipe is balls deep in Snapshot?

>>3145333
Isn't that what the first suggestion from >>3145333
was?

>>3145421
Yeah, I think so. I just misread it the first time.

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>>3141352
Hey /d/, mind doing a continuation of this with Broil and Muddle?

>>3146754
continuing the picture how so

>>3149500
Broil overpowering Muddle and power pegging his lubey butt hole.

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>>3149684
hot

>>3149864
Are you actively taking requests, or did you just feel like doing that one?

>>3149864
Niiiice

>>3149864
OR here, I was thinking Muddle doing her doggy style...but his is okay too.

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i might take a couple when i get back from work tomorrow morning

>>3151337
Candy getting her tits teased... Or more Half-Pipe tit/mouth love

>>3151337
Can't wait, /d/.

>>3145158
>What you were trying to say was that /mlp/ was created solely because almost everyone wanted to fuck ponies, nothing else.
Not at all. I said that smut has always been a dominant part of /mlp/'s culture, even when it's tongue-in-cheek. There's a reason the Scruffening was such a big fucking deal.

Being "largely about" something doesn't mean it was founded for that reason. It's a statement about the actual culture of a place, not the founding purpose or whatever.

>>3149864
>Muddle secretly loves getting his butt fucked
>He gets his hottest masturbation sessions from imagining some guy with a huge dick fucking his ass balls deep
>Ashamedly cleans up the messes amd reminds himself he isn't a fag and this needs to stop

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Guys, I have a horrible confession to make concerning ships. But I'm worried it'll start a shitflinging contest if I tell you all about it.

>>3156227
please, the thread has been kinda dry

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>>3156346
Alright, a little more dynamite won't hurt. So I've been thinking about these scenarios between Ace and Simmer ever since that short between them. Like how would they first meet, how old would they be, how would their propinquity grow, how would they open up towards each other. It's bad, man. The more I think about it the more I wanna discuss this ship. The last time I was like this I made an hour long playlist based on the turbulent emotional condition of another relationship. I think I'm dangerously close to approaching that point.

>>3156631
Eh, I could kinda see it happening. In the same way that the IvyxSimmer ship works: with the girl seeing a woobie and her heart softening. Just replace the sweet shy girl with a sweet insecure girl... or a confident leader girl; I characterize her as insecure, but whatever floats your particular boat.

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>>3156695
I could see her acting as both. More secure in some places, but really insecure in others. I'd figure she'd have it masked better considering that she'd be older than him.

>>3156631
>>3156695
>>3156820
This reminds me waaay too much of that Timber/Ace babysitting thing. /ss/ with a pink hair boy that might lead to romance? Yeah.

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>>3156876
Well yeah, but someone also has Ace pining for Prince Radiance. I think some of us just like pairing her up with pink headed guys. In truth though, it's not far off. I envisioned them meeting when the freshman class takes a visit to Ace's college.

>>3156631
Personally, I can't really see Simmer or Broil having a serious long-term relationship with anyone but each other, but whatever floats your boat.

>>3156999
>>3156631
It may just be me, but I think most pairings involving Simmer would be better if it had someone else other than him. Like, this one would be really cute if Icarus (or Prism) met like this.

>>3157174
I think most things would be better without Icarus, but that's just my opinion. Really wish there was more discussion about Prism; not much to go on personality wise or sexual orientation wise.

>>3157149
>>3156695
It's more like a dinghy.
>>3157222
Let's take a moment to break her down then. Prism is the daughter of Rainbow Dash, by now a successful Wonderbolt and an Element of Harmony. The first question we should ask ourselves is if she would pick up any of her parents' personality traits. If so, which would be the most likely ones? The second question we should ask ourselves is what would her interests be and why? Would she be interested in joining the Wondebolts or not? What else would she be interested in? The third question should be who would be, besides family, in her closest relationships? Why would she consider these particular people as her closest connections?

>>3157367
>The second question we should ask ourselves is what would her interests be and why?
Dressing in style, because she wants to be a pretty lady.

>Would she be interested in joining the Wondebolts or not?
I'd say not. She'd probably try to stay fit for the sake of appearance, but not care much about competitive flying.

>The third question should be who would be, besides family, in her closest relationships?
Ivy. Maybe Snapshot as a gay platonic friend.

>>3158018
Alright, so she likes fashion and is besties with Ivy. Garret could be a likely suitor since they're both like-minded. Snapshot too if you don't just consider him gay.

>>3158183
Has Snapshot ever been portrayed as not gay?

>>3158229
I did a story and a short about him as a nature photographer, and I always saw him as the mellow type that needed to get to know a person before he would enter a relationship. So yeah, I atleast liked to think of him as straight.

>>3158229
I liked that snapshot/halfpipe thing from a bit ago, but that's grey area

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>>3158229
There's been some talk of him being bisexual and enjoying the horse pussy as well, like the satyr version of Freddie Mercury. I also remember at least one picture of him fucking a mare by I think /d/.

>>3158432
That could work. Maybe he'd be Prism's FWB in between boyfriends.

>>3158568
That'd be hot. Everyone would just see it as an on-off relationship.

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>>3158785
What would their sex be like? Would Snapshot be a good lover?

>>3159085
I think snapshot wouldn't be as good as everyone brags, but he's pretty decent.

>>3159085
He's good with what he's got. There's only so much he could do since he doesn't have a tongue like a drake's, or the tightness of a sphinx, or, you know, breasts.

>>3159120
As long as he's got a nice big horsecock to stuff in her pussy, I'm sure Prism will be perfectly happy.

>>3159085
He knows what he's doing and can please both men and women alike, plus with girls he isn't against a little vigorous pegging if that's what they're into and need to blow of a little steam.

>>3159120
>or, you know, breasts.
He'd have them if he'd just let Tonsils give him the damn operation already.

>Snapshot and Prism go on a date to a fancy restaurant.
>They both show up wearing the same exact dress and matching handbag.
>Hilarity ensues.
>People think they're a cute lesbian couple.
>Later, multiple guys try to chat them both up.
>The two end up having sex in an alley behind a dumpster.

>>3159171
>Implying that either of them would risk staining their outfits with some miscellaneous garbage juice
You had me till that part.

>>3159182
Normally they wouldn't, but both of their drinks were spiked and they're not thinking straight.

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>No sheep satyr.
Why?

>>3159208
We have actual faun satyrs, if that's close enough.

>>3159155
He knows she just wants to steal his cock to sell to that mare who wants to be a stallion.

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>>3159215
But there were talking sheep in the first season, yet those wombs have been thoroughly ignored.

>>3159267
>"Anonymous! What'd I tell ya about tryna impregnate every darn creature under Celestia's sun?"
"I-I just wanted to conquer every beasts' womb, Applejack..."

>>3159341
"They can decide what they want for themselves, Applejack. Be a dear and go get Cider ready for dinner. and tell Apple Bloom to get ready to have another baby put in her."

You may enjoy this, by the way.
http://pastebin.com/Mfa1Ktpi
By TexAnon, age 4. Wish that faggot would write more.

>>3159241

>"C'mom, let me give you a great big honking pair of titties."
"For the last time, no!"
>"Why not?"
"I'm happy how I am!"
>"But doesn't having a hot, tight little pussy sound nice?"
"I. Am. Happy. Like. This."
>"Ugh... fine, I guess I'll just have to find some other- Now, Anon!"
"Wh-"
>Snapshot's struggles and protests were of no use as the mad doctor's henchman swiftly threw a bag over his head and bound his arms behind his back."
>Smiling, Tonsils made her way out from behind her desk and trailed a finger up the restrained boy's chest as Anon kept him pinned to the table.
>"I'm sorry it had to come to this, but you'll enjoy being a slutty little girl with a great rack, trust me."
"Mmph!"
>"What's that? You say I should show Anon just how grateful I am for his assistance? Hmm... well he has been a very good boy lately."

>>3159651
I hope this isn't going where I think it's going. Penile amputation isn't my fetish.

>>3159740
it'll become tonsils getting over eager, blowing/fucking anon, and snapshot escaping

>>3159789
Sounds good.

>>3159789
She needs a lot of semen samples from dad. For perfectly legitimate medical reasons.

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>>3159651
Then suddenly in bursts this motherfucker backed up by an entire SWAT team.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on9TXY8kYyk

>>3159860
Wait, I don't remember saving the thumbnail.

>>3159651
"Mmmpf! MnMpf!"
>"Don't worry, it's a very safe and delicate procedure."
"Nmm!"
>"We'll start by removing those pesky testicles of yours, or as I like to call them, pesticles. After that it's a simple matter of turning your penis inside out and fashioning it into a cute little vagina to call your own."
"Hmmf Mmp!"
>"I know what you're thinking. What's the point of having a pussy if you can't get knocked up, right? Well don't worry, I've recently come into possession of a mint condition womb and set of ovaries and I've had them sitting in the freezer for the last few days just waiting for the right recipient to come along. I'm pretty sure I can jostle your intestines around enough to make room for 'em."
"Mmmpfh!"
>"I know, right? This is so exciting! My first sex change operation. I just can't wait to give you your first abortion!"

I don't know what happened in Tonsils' past to mess her up this much, but whatever it was must have been horrific.

>>3165034
We need more art of Selena

What excuse does satyr use to get their cuddle fix?

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bamp

>>3170821
Who dat?

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>>3170821
Nice, I was aching for some more porn with Molly.

>>3171295
That's Molly? For a sec I thought >>3170821
Was Twilight Sparkle

>Satyr invited their friend to watch some movies, but it turns out one of the DVDs/VCRs has their parents' homemade sex tape over it. How do they react?

>>3176433
>"Wow, your daddy has a big dick."
"Damn, you got that right."
>"But if that's your mom and dad, then who's holding the camer?"

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>ywn grab two handfuls of Laika's big, soft rump as you thrust deep into her tight, soaked triangle-vag
why bother even waking up?

http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Hazel-the-Werewolfess-22655362?utm_source=www.xtube.com&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=embed

>>3177011
"Come on, haven't you heard of a tri-pod?"
>"Oh yeah, you're right. It's probably-...wait, did I just hear my Mom!?"
"Oooo...yikes."
>"But where's my-OH GOD!"
"Woah, dude, they're double stuffing my mom..."
>"TURN IT OFF!"

>>3177011
>"But if that's your mom and dad, then who's holding the camer?"
"I did."

>>3177200
Anatomically correct satyrs are best satyrs.

>>3178183
In what way do you mean?

>>3178491
Wet and winking horse pussies with tight doughnut ponuts, warm and stretchy dog pussy, super tight cat pussy.

>>3178554
I think we can agree on that.

>>3178183
>>3178554
If you only want that, then why don't you just go to the pony porn thread?

>>3178947
Because daughterus are cuter.

Why is everyone so obsessed with incest? If you want to impregnate a satyr, then why not just write about a random satyr who isn't your own daughter? Why are you all so hellbent on steering everything towards incest and inbreeding for?

>>3179311
Some people dislike the whole 50,000 random Anon's thing. Some people have an incest fetish. And the thread goes with what people as a group are talking about.

>>3179506
>Some people dislike the whole 50,000 random Anon's thing.
Who says there has to be thousands of Anons in a story that's about you meeting and impregnating one satyr?
>Some people have an incest fetish.
Yes, I know. I like incest too, but only when it has some depth to it. But my question was: Why are so many so hellbent on steering practically everything towards just incest and inbreeding for?

>>3179784
Because that's what they feel like talking about.

>>3179784
>Yes, I know. I like incest too, but only when it has some depth to it.
If you feel like contributing a deep emotionally engaging incest story, that would be great.
I'd love to see more of that.

>>3179818
This. I mean, what else are we going to do in between content? Just bump the thread?
Might as well discuss something we want to discuss.

>>3179864
>>3179784
I had something like that planned for Simmer and Broil, but I kinda just gave up on the whole thing with all the complaints about incest and monster hunting. Nowadays I just keep it to myself. Treble and Clef have a good shot of having a nice emotionally impactful story like that, though. So does Hope and Gumdrop if you buy into the polygamy stuff.

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>>3181178
>if you buy into the polygamy stuff.
I do.

>>3179864
>This. I mean, what else are we going to do in between content? Just bump the thread?
>Might as well discuss something we want to discuss.
Let me rephrase the question:
If you want to talk about impregnating, say, Gumdrop, then why does it always end up being
>You impregnate your daughter
Instead of
>You impregnate Gumdrop
?
Why must it ALWAYS be your child?

>>3181178
>I had something like that planned for Simmer and Broil, but I kinda just gave up on the whole thing with all the complaints about incest and monster hunting.
Well, now is the time to do it. Post it here. Fuck the complain-anons.

>>3182650
Because it's better that way. So why not?

>>3182650
Good point.

>>3182773
And way to prove it. Obnoxious as fuck, I swear.

>>3182650
Because a lot of people think it's hotter when you are related.

>>3182885
>Obnoxious as fuck, I swear.
>says the guy who just comes here to stir shit up now that /sat/ is all boring and peaceful.

>>3182773
>>3182961
A lot, and I mean a LOT, of people hates us because there's too much incest, leaving only a handful who actually likes it. Toning down on the incest a little would mean more people and maybe more contributors.

>>3183374
>A lot, and I mean a LOT, of people hates us because there's too much incest
Well, fuck'em.

>>3183374
>Toning down on the incest a little would mean more people and maybe more contributors.
I highly doubt it.

>>3183374
>Toning down on the X.

But that's what /sat/ is for. /sad/ is for fucking around.

>>3183458
Exactly. If people want satyrs and have a problem with fetishes, they should stay in /sat/.

>>3182763
I don't know. Now I'm just tired of the whole thing. Better to let sleeping dogs lie.

>>3183374
You heard 'em guys! Make this containment thread a containment thread to keep this filthy incest away from the wholesome lewd.

You whinny cunts already shoved us from our home once. Leave us be. Or will you simply not be satisfied until satyr lewd just stops existing?

>>3183390
This.

>>3183499
Don't let the complain-anon win.

It's hilarious how apparently nothing has changed since I stopped following the satyr thread.

>>3183544
>Don't let the majority win
Are you the kind of guy who claims to like things everyone else hates just so you can keep bringing it up and piss off people?

>>3183682
Go back to /sat/.

>>3183544
I really don't care for either sides of the meta arguments. The only thing I know is that we've lost content providers for a lot of different reasons and some people want to blame it on one specific detail as a scapegoat for the condition the thread(s).

>>3183852
>some people want to blame it on one specific detail as a scapegoat for the condition the thread(s)
Most likely the faggot who came here to troll us now that there's nothing to complain about in /sat/ anymore.

>>3183682
>things everyone else hates
There you go again, pretending to represent the majority here when you clearly don't. Fuck off back to /sat/.

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>>3184524
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