/sug/ - Steven Universe General Vampire Edition >HQ D

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What kind of autistic shit goes on in these threads? Literally see 346 per day.

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Pearl is dead inside

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OP you piece of potato, that's what the paste is for.

>>293962
>same edition
Retard

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Congrats OP, shittiest opening post in the history of /sug/

You tried, OP. You tried.

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>>294051
>>294049

anytime

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>>294017
if she's just a pearl then it's ok and if the sounds get to be too much then turn up the radio!

if they break just buy another!

and for that matter any pearl images based in her being very emotionally distressed and or shaken would be much appreciated!

bonus points for her attempting to light a cigarette but can barely keep her hands from shaking from the stress/shock.

>>294071
No he didn't

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>>294067
Nope that place's been taken already

>>294099
I remember that thread, that turned into probably the worst /sug/ thread I had ever witnessed. It just kept going downhill.

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>>294099
It was that day I realized I had to make most of the threads. That was awful.

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>>294120
and then after that thread we had this

>>294130
>that last post was me
FUCK

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Hello friends I just completed chapter 8 of my wonderful Steven Universe fan fiction please give me constructive criticism and cartoon dating tips!

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11632922/1/Sad-Pearl-Time-Travel-Mystery-Adventure

>>294130
That previous thread probably just cemented to the mods that they had to ban the general. I knew they were bound to ban it that day but they just immediately stopped the threads after that mess.

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>>294017
>>294077
why are you fuckers so obsessed with hurting pearl, she's hurt enough like honestly i've never seen her actually be happy even at the end to the barn she got the shit knocked out of her by peridot

>>294168
It's the same guy.

>>294120
It couldn't possibly been worse than the cheese pizza thread

>>294185
Nope >>294017 is me.

>>294168
>why are you fuckers so obsessed with hurting pearl

because she deserves it tbqh. She is a rapist and has put steven's life in danger multiple times for dumb, selfish reasons

she's pretty much marked for death

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>>294185
i am the pearl who wishes for death.

>>294168
She 100% deserves it.

>>294202
>>294232
>she deserves it
Honestly, how? She's a bit immature and selfish but all in all she'd never actually hurt anyone and when she fucked up with fusing with Garnet she nearly killed herself trying to fix it. She has a good heart.

>>294245
>she nearly killed herself trying to fix it.

that's because she's unhinged

she left steven to die falling off the cliff
she almost blew him up in her piece of shit space ship
she's a giant bitch to everyone but steven and garnet 100% of the time

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>>294126
Animation only plays on the smaller version for some reason.

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>>294245
>extreme grief
>it's only been 12 years since rose left
>cannot control her impulses

>>294154
If you wanna a girlfriend the first thing you need to do is get out of /sug/

>>294305
>12 years
>out of 5000+/immortal
Give her a fucking break anon. She's obviously had an unhealthy attachment to Rose, and losing her caused understandable neurosis. She's getting better though. Trust me I would've been with you before Barn Mates but now it's obvious that Pearls character arc won't stall out on "neurotic thirsty bitch".

>>294321
how is that supposed to help me get a cartoon girl friend your advice is terrible that's like the opposite of what im supposed to do to do the thing i asked what the heck man what are you thinking this is seriously making me upset that you would even try to mislead me like that please apologize immediately or I will have to come to your house and whoop your little ass you shit

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>>294345

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Everyday I'm shillin'.

http://www.teefury.com/hello-pearl

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>>294207
Alright, I don't have time to whip you into shape this time, so just remember to keep your chin up and face tomorrow without being paralyzed by what could go wrong. Fear is natural, you just can't be consumed by it.

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>>294456
me and you will be going round and round for a while. but this is fine.

just a pearl after all.

>>294345
It just occurred to me now that you might not be trolling. May Steven have mercy on your autism.

>>294321
i am a girl

>>294523
yeah okay buddy say that shit to my face and see hwat happens

>>294543
do you like my wonderful writing?

would you like to date me?

are you a cartoon?

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>>294543
Please go away, temptress. I am saving myself for Pearl.

This was awful

http://desustorage.org/co/thread/76850996/#q76850996

>>294543
Sure thing indexer

what is this shit

Wow we need more s.u hentai like some raimbow quartz

>>294871
Worst fusion

Jesus Christ this thread has turned to shit.

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>>294933
I blame the shitty OP

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Lapis Lazuli.

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I think /trashsug/ is finally dieing.

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>>294945
m-muh heart...

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>>294933
>has

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>>294154
ok guys here's chapter 9 please rate

CHAPTER 9

peridot stomps through the woods just mad as shit. she sees a bunch of broken twigs or whatever and follows the trail made out of the broken twigs or whatever for what
seems like hours. she is tracking her prey like one of those magical indians from the movies. she finally comes to some sort of like tree house thing. she listens for
any sounds coming from inside but was met with silence. she carefully climbs the tree ladder i guess and enters. there are a bunch of those watermelon guys
running around doing melon shit. they ignore peridot as she looks around the room. there's a door to another room. quietly she opens the door and peeks inside. sleeping
on a bed is a great pink beast. it has the body of a big fat woman, 4 meaty, bloated arms, and a funny mustache under her 4 resting eyes. peridot recognized that
mustache from a character in a really boring, drawn out tarantino film. That was Adolph Hitler's mustache. But why did he have rose quartz's gem? she hears the
tree house door creak open behind her and turns around in surprise. it's pearl. she's holding her own gem in some oven mitts because it is hot because she got it out
of the volcano i feel like id idn't have to explain that part but I am anyway. it's done and there's no coming back from it. editing is for the weak. I don't make
mistakes. pearl drops her gem in a panic. a water melon man hands her her shot gun. without thinking she unloads a round into peridot's chest, shattering her gem and
ending her life. the beast emerges from her room, eyes still heavy with sleep. "ROAAODDSKFMDKSKAMKDMSKSDSM", she growled at pearl. "don't worry, Roseler sweety,
it's nothing, I'll get this cleaned up for us right now." It gave a low moan and returned back to bed. Pearl cleans up the shards with a dust pan and dropped them
into the tree toilet.

>>294946
So has your spelling.

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>>294980

>>294879
Your the worst human ever

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>Lapis can only be happy in fanfiction and fanart

>>295015
No. That goes to rolondo and greg

>>295033
not true she was briefly happy when she first saw steven

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>>294945
bad clone

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>>295033
She was probably happier being stuck in the mirror than being a fusion

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>>295033
pearls feel you.

>>294698
christ, that one was pretty bad. the fetish one was probably the worst one imo though.

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>>295033
Lapis can only be happy with SALAD.

>>295066
I have my fetish let it be

>>295066
what fetish one?

>>295106
One time there was a OP with the title 'weird fetish edition'.

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>>295113
>>295114
we need the title to be something along the lines of "existence is suffering for just a pearl" edition

>>295139
Your shitpost is strong m8.I respect it.

>>295114
Can you sen the url

>>295066
>not the "beware of spoilers" edition

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>>295139
Pearl's spaceship knows which way to go.

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>>295169
thanks, it's powered by this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gd_cT9F-F8

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>>292449
Hello
It's me
Indexer

>>295171
Just looked through the archive. It's not up there.

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Ooga booga.

>>295263
indexer i don't hate you for what you do.

but others sure do.

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>>292974

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Hey Indexer how do you even find these images in high resolution?
Do you have a ~1tb folder full of them?

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Goodnight /sug/.

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>>295322

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>>293893

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>>295277
>XenoPearl ass
That Garnet and Amethyst need to be gassed though.

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>>293917

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>>294183

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>>294154
>>294969
chapter 10 is done yall get it while its hot

CHAPTER 10

at the gem house, amethuist and garnet are playing a rousing game of carcassonne. garnet slams a princess onto amethysis big castle and just totally fucks her out of it.
"this game is terrible I quit eat shit garnet you goddamn cheater" amrthsyt screams, scattering the tiles across the room. garnet smiles and says "you just think it's
a bad game because you suck at it this game is objectively great everyone loves carcassonne i defy you to find me a better board game that isn't something obvious like
fucking chess you know-nothing moron go play your video games or whatever you jackass. by the way where is peridot we have not seen her in days" "probably banging
dead pearl in the woods" amythest exclaimed. "that is not funny how do you bang a broken ass gem that doesn't make sense" "don't think about it gar net. don't think about
it it doesn't matter. None of it matters. Who cares where she is or where pearl is? What if she got herself killed? What does it matter to us? Aren't other people
just there to serve our needs? We can find someone to replace Peridot in our social circle, just as we replaced Pearl. What does she really do for us? You may think it
selfish or even sociopathic but I don't believe in friendship. What are friends other than people to share your interests and further your goals? what happens
when someone stops being of service to you? Peridot has not done a thing for me in months and frankly I don't care if she is alive or dead." "that's fucked up" exclaims
garnet sullenly

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>>294126
>>294285
only the 1280 doesn't work
thanks, tumblr

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>>295307
i do have all of them saved
But it's faster to just search for them with GRIS

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>>293962
>[Embed]

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>>295426
>with GRIS

with what now?

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>>295453
Google Reverse Image Search; come on anon, use your brain.

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>>295459
Who the fuck shortens that? Also, shit image tbqh.

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I want to ruin Peridot's mind by making her loli body my personal onahole.

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>>295469
Indexer the autist does. Also
>shit image
>says the guy posting pearl ebing maymays

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>>295469
Literally everyone referring to the service itself
>>295477
You should probably get new images, i have these on fast dial by now

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>>295489
>mfw I'm content that you're givgn high quality pics but you're doing it in such a faggy way that you are on par with Para and Misha

I see all these images depicting the weirdest of fetishes but I haven't found one single pic showing necks yet.
I love perfectly defined necks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgtkzPnNrfg

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>>295511
>necks
Best I got.

guys please do yourself a favor and write your self some fan fiction this is a very rewarding endeavor

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>>295489
[nonspoiler]I-it's not like I have the larger version saved but I still post the smaller one just for you to notice me, senpai.[/nonspoiler]

>>295510
Hey, I remember reading that comic on /co/. Is the second issue out yet?

>>295511
Closest I have is pic related.

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>>295532
>mfw
I hate midgets and short people.

You'll like this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQBuyIAKJ7Y

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>>295532

>>295570
she looks like Wirt

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>>295551
>>295562
>image is still working as intended

>>295547
I can't write worth a shit

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>>295653
2fat4pearl

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>>295653

>>295656
2male4pearl

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>>295707
>implying futa pearl isn't best pearl

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>>295653
>>295656

no you fucking assholes
you're doing it all wrong
here's the only real objectively true RL form of Pearl

>>295712
>implying futa = male
You faggots say you're not gay as fuck.

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>>295715
Alright mate, I'll give it to you, that's pretty good.

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Peetle uncorrupted when?

>>295844
Monster Reunion, now stop asking.

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>>295715
This is also close.

>>295532
wew

>>294049
But the paste has old links.

>>295861
Close, but nose needs to be more Jewnified.

>>294099
What's wrong with starting a thread like that?

>>295880
also, her boobs are kinda big to pearl's standards

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>>295869
Which ones mate?

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>>295844

Pearl should marry Greg. It's the only way for her to be happy.

>>295532
https://youtu.be/v7gqcGXTfBA?t=304

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>>295844
>Peetle purified with all her memories
>big yellow diamond on her chest
>offers an opposing view of Rose and the war
Best way for her character to develop, you nerds can't deny it.

>>295909
http://pastebin.com/Exzyp9Vx

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>>>/aco/219303

>>296006
>vagina

Oh boy, here come the gayfags to ruin it.

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>>294154
>>294969
>>295365
damn guys this one's gotta be a two parter

CHAPTER 11

while garnet set out to find peridot, ruby and sapphire are having a talk

"hey look, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, ruby"
"what are you talking about? I don't understand"
"I've just been thinking, you know. I have ambitions. You know this, but you keep holding me back. Fact is, Ruby, you're dumb. I love you but you're dumb. I need to
be with someone smart, like me. Do you understand? Do you understand me, Ruby?" No response. suddenly they unfuse and ruby runs away crying like she didn't see it
coming, what a chump am I right? Sapphire calls after her but she has disappeared into the forest.

>>296006
>no penis

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>>294154
>>294969
>>295365
>>296013

Ruby runs sullenly through the woods, setting the trees and brush on fire. Far away, sitting up high in the branches of a tall tree, Pearl aims her hunting rifle
at the source of the fire. When the arson made it to a clearing Pearl recognized her old friend. No, she has no friends now. Only the monster she created from the two
loves of her life. For decades she had hauled her abomination around, hiding it away in locked rooms of motels. Often, pearl thought of ending it. Killing the creature
and then herself, for good. She spent a good amount of time thinking of how she would end her own life. Obviously the volcano idea was no good. She wanted something
quiet and private, so, say, jumping in front of a steam roller was out of the question. After years of consideration she decided her best bet would just be a quick
bullet in the gem. Not now though. Her instincts are at work and she must defend all she has left. She waits for a clear shot, but ruby, being a whiny little shit,
is flailing her arms. She's getting close now. Soon the fire will spread to the tree house. Pearl must do something. "RUBY STOP" she calls out. Ruby looks at Pearl,
tears welling in her eyes. "Pearl, it's you!" but pearl only raises her rifle. "PLEASE NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING" ruby exclaims. She puts her hands out in defense. Perfect.
The gem in ruby's hand was finally in the crosshairs. Pearl let one bullet loose, sullenly piercing ruby's gem. Ruby gone, and the fire still blazing, Pearl runs for
her tree house.

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>>296006
>fucking a little boy
>fucking a little girl
>fucking both at the same time

>>296036
I LOVE
LITTLE GIRLS
THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD

>>295532
I think it's cute

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>>296044
>racemixing with a little girl

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>>296002
Yeah, apparently some anons (including myself) had problems with these new links (pic related), so I decided to leave the old ones.

>>296051
Stop living in a shitty country then.

>>296051
Where you from?

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>>296058
Spicland

>People still deny Amethyst is best gem

guys why don't you appreciate my fan fiction I am lovingly hand crafting these near-canon tales of wonder and no one even cares is this what it feels like to be an underappreciated genius like warren zevon or that guy from or the science guy i keep seeing on face book memes?

>>296082
>or that guy from or the science guy

look at this even my posts are a work of art

>>296076
Stay please

>>296051
There are the UK and Africa versions, but they have fucked up colors and sound.`

>>294168
Look at just the thumbnail of that pictures and tell me you don't see a penis in the middle of Pearl's face.

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>>296143
Goddammit anon, this is why we can't have nice things

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SQUAWK

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Guys I haven't had proper sleep in weeks
I didn't feel anything at first but now I think I'm starting to hallucinate or something because I swear to fucking God I'm hearing someone laughing in my kitchen.

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>>296296
Disgusting.

why isn't this on /co/?
also pearl is my waifu

>>296326
mods are big faggots and want to ban /sug/ cuz hiatus.

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>>296310

>>296329
>cuz hiatus
No, they want to ban /sug/ because of the heckler's veto. They're using the hiatus as an excuse to ban us temporarily.

>>296355
They're still faggots tho

>>296367
What I'm describing paints them in an even worse position than >>296329

>>296310
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_familial_insomnia

your gonna die

>>296378
Does this mean Indexer is finally going to die? Are we finally free?

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>>294154
>>294969
>>295365
>>296013
>>296019
hey guys what do you think of my pearl OC I made for my fan fic? I think I really captured her character here. I'm hoping to become a cartoonist myself someday and maybe even write or animate for this show

>>296431
this would never happen though, Amethyst is best gem and Pearl knows her place.

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I want Steven to gently press on my dick with his sandals. And then when he gradually increases his weight onto my dick and balls I'll try my best to pretend it doesn't hurt.

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>>296439
Perfect.

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>>296378
Please anon don't scare me that's the last thing I need right now

>>296477
If you have time to post on 4chan, you have time to sleep. FFI only exists if you lie down and try to sleep but can't fall asleep.

>>296477
Jack off a lot to get yourself tired.

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>>296445
thank u

here is a colorized version all the same

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>>296484
>>296496

I tend to sleep light then wake up tired.
I'll see if I can try to lay down when I come back from work.
If I don't report back in 24hs
>Call the police!

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>>295653
>>295715
If I feel like posting a conventionally attractive Pearl cosplayer, then I damn well shall!

>>294523
says the autist who can't recognize a joke

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Goodnight Steven Universe Garbage
I'll see you later

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did you guys vote for your favorite hw gem on zuke and ambers polls?

https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/669322825379901440
https://twitter.com/egomatter/status/669344130502230016

>>296937
Nigger I don't have a twitter account you normalfag fuck

>>296937
>lapis winning both

some serious shit taste happening here. lapis is the worst. she's just been a huge pouty bitch the whole time. She's only malachite to spite jasper. She could have just said "get bent idiot" and the crystal gems could have fucked jaspers shit up right then and there, but nope, now it's gotta be a whole big thing because fucking dumbshit lapis had to be a child about it 0/10 gem literally only good for the porn

>>296972
this, Lapis is an ungrateful emo little shit, i don't get why every retard thinks she did nothing wrong

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>>296988
Probably because the ocean's floor wasn't covered in dead and dying aquatic life and Beach City (and most of the Atlantic Coast) weren't destroyed by a huge wave like it should have been.

>>297026
Not talking about that, i'm talking about the character itself.

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can we have some more best amethyst?

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>>296937

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>>297036
I meant that if the results of Lapis's actions were realistic, she would be a huge murderer.

>>297042
Yeah, true, but i doubt anything happened at all with the ocean.
I was talking more about her actions instead.

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it's lapis

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>>297042
>Rubbing her feet on the table

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>>297050
>She's not happy even in a silly shark costume

IT'S TIME TO GIVE UP, SHE'S A LOST FUCKING CAUSE!

>>297050
worst gem, of course.

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i'll set aside a brewski for when she comes over

>>297064
please learn to type i can barely understand you

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>>297042

>>297074
You can't understand a four word sentence? it must suck to be you.

Anyways, Lapis is worst gem, if that's what you couldn't understand.

>>297086
still can't understand you, sorry. i think there's a language barrier

>>297093
I think he's saying Lapis is best gem. I can understand him, I speak caveman speak.

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>>297098
oh that's fantastic, thank you

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>>297107
No prob, Bob!

>>297093
>>297098
Keep denying it but you know it's the truth :^)

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>>297156
Lapis is best gem? Yes, yes it is.

>>297159
Yes, infact, the day Rebecca kills her because of dem forced feels i'll be happy.

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>>297168
That's not very nice anon.

Just finished JoJo Part 6. I don't know what to think of the ending. I think I liked it.

>>297255
Anon this isn't infinite chan's /sugen/.

>>297244
Lapis herself wasn't nice either.
I mean, every gem fucked up in one way or another but she fucked up in practically everything she did.

>>297255
who cares?

Lets play a game.

Describe your encounter with a gem/gems irl.

Let the authism flow /sug/!

>>297272
If it was we wouldn't be able to read the thread.

>>297368
Haha no.

>>297368
>Describe your encounter with a gem/gems irl.
Screaming
Panic
Emergency laundry.

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>>297391
party pooper
this is the worst /sug/ we had in a while, we should just ruin it further.

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>>297398
>this is the worst /sug/ we had in a while, we should just ruin it further.
That is the exact opposite of a good idea.

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>>297403
it could be fun anon.

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>>297410
For it to be fun it would have to be a highly specific, carefully controlled ruining.

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>>297283
Well she was imprisoned for god knows how long, so it's not entirely her fault. Though, that doesn't explain why she did some things like when she fusion-raped Jasper instead of letting the CG's fight her, so I'll give you that.

Doesn't mean she isn't the best gem, though.

>>297428
>Well she was imprisoned for god knows how long, so it's not entirely her fault.

It actually is, being imprisoned doesn't justify her shitty actions.

>Doesn't mean she isn't the best gem, though.
Haha, yeah, she's not.

>>297368
My encounter would be along the lines of just walking in on pearl while she's her emotionally weakest and just sit next to her and not say anything and maybe touch her hand to let her know some ones actually there.

>>296937
>giving a shit about homeworld gems
what

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>>297428
she just wants to protect steven i think, but that doesn't make her the best gem
>>297440
you are so tame anon.

>>297440
This is "you must eat all these eggs" tier autism.

>>297283
How? She was kept prisoner in a mirror for probably 5000 years or more. It's not like being bubbled, where time stops, she could see and feel time pass but could do nothing. She just wanted to be free and go home.

Stealing the ocean? Her gem was cracked and she couldn't utilize her full powers to fly home so she used her powers to build a ladder.

Joining Peridot and Jasper to Earth? Peridot was the one who reported it and Jasper didn't even wanna be there. Lapis was prisoner again to them because she could verify that the Gems were in fact still alive on Earth and she had knowledge about them for years.

Trapping Jasper at the bottom of the ocean? That or let her kill the only friend she's ever had in god knows how long. And even then, she's again prisoner, chained to Jasper to control her from going insane and killing Steven.

Lapis's life is actually suffering. She wants to go home to where she belongs but that home is gone, and no matter what she ends up being enslaved to one thing or another.

>>297506
I'd eat those eggs good bruv.

No shame in this gem facting not a shred.

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>>297422
that blog is fucking weird man

>>297508
>Stealing the ocean? Her gem was cracked and she couldn't utilize her full powers to fly home so she used her powers to build a ladder.

>hey steven thanks for setting me free now i'll steal your fucking ocean and try to drown you when you come for it
>oh hey sorry for drowning you can you fix my gem please?

Yeah, no, also how did she even expect that "building a ladder of water" thing to work?

>Peridot was the one who reported it and Jasper didn't even wanna be there. Lapis was prisoner again to them because she could verify that the Gems were in fact still alive on Earth

Doesn't excuse the fact that she told them about Steven and his healing powers (you can clearly hear Peridot stating that on Catch and Release)

>Trapping Jasper at the bottom of the ocean? That or let her kill the only friend she's ever had in god knows how long

Fucking seriously? if she just said "No" and didn't refuse to accept help from the CG the most probable case scenario is Garnet beating the shit out of Jasper again. Do you really think the CG were going to let Jasper kill Steven?

>Lapis's life is actually suffering

Look i don't doubt that but it's pretty obvious she has some issues.

>>297508
But "moe through suffering" doesn't actually make a good character.

>>296957
>not having a twitter for the sake of following cartoonists/companies you like/news/miscellaneous funny people etc etc etc

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>>297534
Yes.
It's the good kind of weird though.

>>297573
You don't need Twitter to follow people on Twitter though. Just dump their shit into an RSS/Atom feed.

>>297484
>giving a shit about crystal gems
weiner

>>297573
Normalfag trash.

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>>297577
Are you sure?

>>297573
>getting your news in 140 character chunks
Nice way to get the whole picture and not fall victim to politicized clickbait headlines, faggot

>>297584
That sounds like some unnecessary shit when you can just make a dumb account

That way you can favorite them too

>>297562
Nigga we had no idea for how long she was imprisoned, I don't think we even know if she was imprisoned on Earth. She may not know that life on Earth needs that water or that humans need air to breath, it's possible she had only met other gems before.
>Doesn't excuse the fact that she told them about Steven and his healing powers
She could've tried convincing them that Steven was a good person or even useful so that they would spare him.
The Jasper fusion-rape thing is stupid, I agree.
>Look i don't doubt that but it's pretty obvious she has some issues.
No shit, she was trapped in a mirror for a long period of time and used by a bird woman who still cries herself to sleep at night because her leader didn't love her.

I want to strap Lapis to a street lamp and throw rocks at her every night!

>>297610
Favorite what? For what purpose?

>>297610
>That sounds like some unnecessary shit when you can just make a dumb account
Eh, it was fine back when Twitter handed out the feeds directly. Now you have to scrape the site and roll the feeds yourself.

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>>297595
Yeah it's pretty quirky.

>>297618
>we had no idea for how long she was imprisoned
Yet you've said "5000 years or more" in your last post

>She may not know that life on Earth needs that water or that humans need air to breath
If she was around when the war happened then she can't not know that.

>She could've tried convincing them that Steven was a good person or even useful so that they would spare him.
If she did, it didn't work.

>she was trapped in a mirror for a long period of time and used by a bird woman who still cries herself to sleep at night
We don't know if the CG did it.
Also, Pearl doesn't sleep lmao

>>297606
I don't actually follow any news accounts, I was just suggesting something that you nerds might like

although it would be convenient for up-to-date shit

90% of the reason I use twitter is for su crew/cartoon shit/miscellaneous /co/ personalities, and then there's some jap digimon and manga stuff, cool nature/animal pics and the occasional funny stuff my [i miss spoilers]friends[blah] post

Basically anything you want to keep updated on probably has a twitter you can follow

>>297653
>you nerds
FUCKIGN NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>>297623
This is whay I love /sug/ , not specifically cuz of the lapis stoning but the randomness and the stupid and hilarious shitposting

>>297660
NORMANS GET OUT OF MY PAGE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AMIRITE XD

>>297626
Tweets, autismo

So you can look at them again if you like them

>>297650
>Yet you've said "5000 years or more" in your last post
I'm not the anon who posted >>297508
>If she was around when the war happened then she can't not know that.
Was it confirmed she was imprisoned during the war?
>If she did, it didn't work.
She still tried.
>We don't know if the CG did it.
I'm not implying they did. They had her mirror in their possession for some time, however.
>Also, Pearl doesn't sleep lmao
It was a joke at Pearl's expense.

>>297689
Actually it's pronounced REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>297690
What 140 character string would I possibly want to go back and look at?

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>>297398

This is you.

>>297707
>I'm not the anon who posted >>297508
My bad then lol
>Was it confirmed she was imprisoned during the war?
No, i think it was a bit implied, don't know where i got that idea though.
>She still tried.
True, if she ever tried in the first place, of course.
>They had her mirror in their possession for some time, however
Then what did you mean with "using"?

Are most people here underageb& or something

grown-up nerds don't get upset at the mention of social media

>>297712
funny and oh so relatable shitposts
and pictures that artists post

>>297729
>Then what did you mean with "using"
You know, they used it. Like a normal mirror or like the gem artifact it was. It recorded gem history and culture, you know. That's why Pearl gave it to Steven in the first place.

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Jesus Christ this thread just keeps getting worse.

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Here's to you, Lapis and Pearl
Rest forever here in our world

>>297787
I blame Rose Quartz, anybody else want to blame Rose Quartz?

>>297776
Yeah, i know, it's just that by saying they "used" her it looked like you were implying they imprisoned her.

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;_;

>>296378
IT'S THE /sug/ CURSE

Which gem is best gun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxpqnFz1Lkg

Post cute Steban.

>>297562
>try to drown you when you come for it.
Well, he did tell her he was a Crystal Gem, she's been trapped for so long in Pearl's head that she probably thought Steven was a new breed of gem and as we've seen gems can't drown. Had she known he was capable of drowning, I'm sure she woulda approached the situation differently

>how did she even expect that "building a ladder of water" thing to work?
You tend to not think when you're desperate. She was willing to do all she could to get home, but with a broken gem she couldn't fly, building a big ass ladder was all she could think of.

>doesn't excuse the fact that she told them about Steven and his healing powers

I'm pretty sure the Homeworld Gems must have coerced it out of her one way or another. When a gem newly arrives on the planet talking about missing it for the last couple millennia, they have to had gotten suspicious and wondered where she came from and how she got there.

>didn't refuse to accept help from the CGs
Well, they did knowingly keep her imprisoned even after finding out she was alive in the mirror. And as Pearl said "it's just supposed to follow orders," meaning she used her, most likely to relive memories of the past as she told Steven it contains memories from the creation of warp pads and long before. Or even as petty to use her as a regular mirror.
If someone kept you around for cheap thrills and kept you locked in a room all your life, would you trust them with the only friend you know?

>It's pretty obvious she has issues
Yeah, but who doesn't on this show?

>>297795
Sure, fuck Rose.

>>297758
Is this you first fucking day on 4chan?

>>297853
I WILL FIGHT IN THE NAME OF ROSE QUARTZ AND EVEREYTHING SHE BELIEVED IN

WE

>>297889
JUST

>>297912
ATE

>>297916
A

>>297918
BOX

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Behold the greatest AU ever created.
If you concentratre you can even smell the tumblr on it.

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>Plz no

>>297939
OF

>>297947
>vitiligo Jasper
I don't know why this disgusts me as much as it does.

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>>297947
Everyone's ugly?

>>297950
DOUGHNUTS

>>297965
FROM

>>297947
I would fuck that Peridot but she'd probably give me a talking to about patriarchy and rape culture, that calling women bitches is offensive, and that sleeping with someone else while in a committed relationship is ok as long as she does it and that women don't count.

>>297947
That Jasper is disgusting, surely they could've drawn burn scars or something instead of weird, badly applied makeup? They also forgot the hand.

>>297968
THE

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>>297947
JASPERS FUCKING SKIN !!!! i hate when tumblr uses vitiligo to represent a pattern.

>>297981
BIG

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>>297947

>>297947
>>297953
>>297983
You know what's even worse about it? The patterns that real vitiligo takes on the body don't even look like that.

>>297985
DANK

>>297985
DOUGHNUT

>>297985
DICKS

>>298001
PUT THE TINK DOWN AND STEP AWAY FROM THE DABS KID

>>297999
>>298001
>>298007
AND

>>298014
MORE DICKS

>>298014
STEVEN!

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Remember when, /sug/? Good times.

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>>298040
up until the very end

>>298040
It's not real, creators/writers of the show don't care about us.

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>>298049
>implying

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>>298049
It's legit, she just left when she saw the lewd. Look at that Lapis.

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>>298048
>Steven is with Peridot now :) your mine

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>>298059
why the fuck did that admin even post anyways

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WE'RE NOT THE MILLIONAIRES WE ONCE WERE

>>298086
Some anon asked for a mod and since the thread was bursting with activity because of Matt, they were around, I guess.

>>298086
https://desustorage.org/co/thread/76683252/#76685442

>>298086
They like to fuck with us every now and then.

Anyone there when a mod blue texted on an Arthur thread and /co/ lost it's shit?

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"I learned to stay true true to myself by watching myself die."

What did me meme by this?

>>298091
We are not the kids we used to be

>>298114
Remember when Moot's first and last post on /co/ landed on /sug/ of all places?

>>298138
Wait, really?

>>298144
Yeah. Someone should have the screencap. He was replying to Redwood.

>>298086
who's the artist of that?

>>298138
Moot confirmed to be a /sug/ar-Daddy

>>298186
If this is true, I think I know exactly why we got the shitty end of the stick. I can't say for sure though until I see said screenshot.

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am i autistic because i never leave here, watch my little pony, am a furry, and want to fuck animals/ anthros?

>>298229
Redwood got quints and then Moot replied "AYYYY LMAO." The rest of the thread turned into people saying goodbye to Moot and begging him to post on their boards.

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When does the pain stop?

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>>298280
I FUCKING FOUND IT!
And on funnyjunk of all places.

>>298349
About 2:30 AM, at least that's when I go to sleep.

Let's talk about dreams.

I had a dream that there was a really good episode about Lapis where she got good development and the story was great and the ending was heartwarming and fantastic, and then afterward i wasn't depressed anymore, and that i would stop going to 4chan and would delete my lapis folder because i felt fulfilled.
Then I woke up.

>>295532
kek

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Have you guys seen this? I've just learned about it.

>>298417
I saw one where Darth Vader was explaining the plot of SU to a clone.

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>>298417
Also this.

>>298349
Since we don't die that's a question you'd be better not knowing the answer to

>>298417
So Randall's doing one of those comics again huh?