/sug/ - Steven Universe General Malafats Edition Previous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozKxrgiS48k&feature=youtu.be

>>2860872
this image is so fucking funny jesus christ

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>>2860872
>this edition
you people ruin everything

>>2860935
at this point its a talent
>>2860934
same, pretty damn funny

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>>2860893
Sugar sweet

>>2860872
I'm confused

>>2860872
Will she become a beautiful butterfly someday?

>>2861011
Good

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>>2861023
Did you?

>>2860872
Kek this image

>>2860872
I heard there's an expansion scene in the new episode. Is this what it's referencing or is this just fat art for the sake of fat art?
[spoiler]also who's the artist?

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>>2860893
Forbidden love is forbidden.

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>>2861114
its fat art
i`m ashamed to say it, but its fat art

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Does /sug/ support Jeb?

>>2860872
this image gave me autism

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>>2861240
No

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Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me

>>2861240
No, he's a cuck
Trump is the solution

>>2861278
She wouldn't

>>2861240
Literally every option this election season has been awful.
I bet people that complained about Obama feel silly now.

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>>2861278
Hope you had a good day, man.

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Poil Paddles are for _____

>>2861334
walking

poil is for emotional assistance

>>2861350
tfw I'll never have poil be there to emotionally assist me

>>2861334
kiss, lick and caress

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Oh no, Pearl can't handle all these peridots.

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>>2861427
Reminds me of this

Disco here.

Just wanted to say sorry. Internet was bad for hours and I couldn't do what I needed to.

It's getting late here so the requests will have to be finished tomorrow. So please remind me.

Thanks.

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>>2861240
No.

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>>2861037
Yes.

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>>2861547
Could you draw me some cute neko rock girl from outer space?

Also, hows your drawing going my friend?

>>2861427
She could always put a couple in a cardboard box and set them out by the curb.

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>>2861240
Nah.

http://heyparadiamonds.tumblr.com/post/144362436515/amethyst-and-peridots-exposition-parallels

All the gems have different opinions on Homeworld, gonna be interesting once these two talk about.

Garnet seems the most indifferent and far removed, Pearl too, but she at least misses space. Peri and ame's thoughts in the video, Jasper is rigidly pro-HW of course, and Lapis apparently hates what it's become

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>>2861598
Getting a bit better everyday. There is a times of temptation to cut corners. But I like the best I can do, and not an okay.

>cute neko rock girl

What?

>>2861641
Peridot silly, the cute neko rock girl from outer space.

>There is a times of temptation to cut corners.

I got that feelings everytime i written, like its hard to know how long you want to work on something and it gets really temping when doing a request that doesnt interest me much.

Keep pushing forward man, you get better with ever success and failure, never stop man.

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did you know that peridot watches CP?

>>2861625
>The Cluster will decide on a form while it is bubbled.
>Homeworld invades.
>Homeworld extracts the Cluster not knowing what happened.
>They pop the bubbles.
>Cluster takes a stable form.
>Turns on Homeworld.

>>2861731
That Ruby was at least 18, stop trying to spread lies and slander.

>>2861731
>Peri's face when she visits one of those fake fbi websites

>>2861718
Thanks so much beefy.

I really appreciate it. Never give up either.

The payoff is always worth it.

Making anons happy, makes me happy.

>>2861731
Stop projecting

Lapidot5EVER

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>>2861788

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>>2861804
You got something to say, cunt?

>>2861750
>Making anons happy, makes me happy.
Yea man, same here.

If i wasn't so burned out with my writing and junk i would do requests everyday.

But i already did that and that made me really like, sluggish with it, but thanks anyway man.

Spread the joy man, your a great artist.

Also thank you for doing my cute peridot request, could you draw her snuggling like a teddy bear or something cute?

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>>2861788

>>2861731
>cristal porn

>>2861843
Lapis is just being tsun.

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>>2861841
No problem my man.

As long as I can remember it tomorrow when I pass out in bed. I will do it.

>you're a great artist

Thanks beef

>>2861859
that too. it all started the day steven sent her that dick pic by accident

>>2861882
Write it down if you worry about forgeting it, thats what i do if i get to many requests so i dont forget

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Any ancaps in /sug/?

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>>2861625
Here's another one.

>>2861625
>>2862002
I am dead serious when I say.

She is beautiful. I almost want to cry.

I want her to be real.

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>>2861164
How is that shameful?

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>>2862002
>>2861625
>These clusters
Whoa mama! thats one pretty giant woman!

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>>2861996
Yes

I'm the guy who made that image.

and this one

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S H E S S M I L I N G

>>2862040
The Cluster is essentially a Goddess, and is a beautiful geode. I imagine its human form would match.

>>2862067
Yeah, but the moment the CGs show up, she's going to become a cunt again.

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>>2862067
WHAT IS THIS FROM

TELL ME

ARE THERE LEAKS I DON'T KNOW ABOUT

IS THERE CLIPS OR EPISODE DESCRIPTIONS?

THE LAST LEAK I KNEW ABOUT WAS THE BARN MATES CLIP LIKE A MONTH AGO

>>2862132
everyone laugh at slowanon

>>2861240
>I warned you this would happen if you didn't clap

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>because of the frogs we're going to getting all of the episodes next week
God bless the French

>>2862056
Glad there's still some of us left, what's up?

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>>2862132
>not reading the OP

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>>2862132

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>>2862067
Who the fuck is that? I think they made an error, I'll fix it.

>>2862040
Well done, anon, you've just waifu'd the Cluster

>>2862155
I'm soaking up some rare molyneuxs

what about you

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>>2862132

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>>2862178
FUCK YOU

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>>2862132
When a nigga's slow as fuck.

>>2862176
>spiderman
Did I stroke out and wake up in /b/

>>2862191
Why have one waifu when you could have one billion?

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>>2862132

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>>2862132
Haha

>>2862202
>>2862202
Just looking for a game to play, I've pretty much lost all interest them, shame.
Is Molyneux still good? Didn't he become a Trump shill? I used to listen to him for like 6 hours a day, easily.

>>2862132
There was a half a minute preview for the next episode on the CN tumblr

>>2862345
Ya ruined it

>>2862345
nigga did you have to

>>2862176
>>2862212
>>2862216
>>2862244
>>2862268
samefag

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>>2862405

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>>2862385
you could say it could have been great

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>>2861636
I didn't get the impression Lapis hated homeworld. There was surprise at how far technology had advanced and fear that all this new stuff she didn't understand was about to be used against Steven, but the only hate we saw was directed at Jasper who treated her like shit.

Upcoming episodes could prove me wrong but for now I think this would be her dream option. Back with her diamond, far away from earth and the CGs, and Steven safely on the winning side.

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>>2862441
I hate you

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>>2862441

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>>2862385
>>2862394
I'm not sorry

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>>2862441

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>>2862542
>itt skanks

>>2862452
You're right, she hasn't showed clear hatred for HW.
>her dream option
That seems the case right now unless she opens her eyes to earth, she did want to take Steven with her after all. However, unless it's true that Jasper/Peri picked up Lapis on their way to earth, she can't show her face there again.

>>2862441
I don't get it

>>2862585
i want someone to make that gif but with poil

fuck off /b/

Lapis is aristocracy and probably very high up the ladder, she's probably princess tier and got caught up in the war somehow. I expect her to be bratty with the other gems at first.

>>2862761
>didn't u wonder who I used to be
>a pretty gem princess
>bitchez

>>2862452
There was a change in the Diamond authority, maybe the diamonds were not as bad prior to the civil war. Maybe now with the elimination of pink diamond the whole society has become even more authoritarian.

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>>2862761
Guess that's two possible similarities between these two.

>>2862785
Exactly, she probably didn't want to be part of any of that shit but she got stuck with Blue Diamond's war party.

>>2862599
Can't she? Peridot's story didn't implicate her as another traitor and Jasper is in a hole. She could say whatever she wanted to explain away the time she spent fused or make arguments for letting Steven join, and there would be no one to contest it.

>>2862887
She was their damn prisoner, she never betrayed the diamonds (as far as we know).

>>2862887
>Jasper locked her in a cell
>even though she wasn't considered a traitor
I know Jasper is an ass, but that is too much

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>>2862761
Yeah I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that the CG's knew she was trapped in a fucking mirror for 5,000 years.

>>2862981
It was just banter m8.

>>2862963
She probably resisted going to the point of her being literally forced on the voyage.

>>2862981
There are many ways to be a bitch, she's gonna be a stuck up one.

>>2862981
>a pissed off powerful water gem on water planet
>uncertain ties
Their goal is to protect earth.

>>2862981
So mad.

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good fucking god, the current /co/ thread is awful.

I honestly thought the good, comfy times would come when /sug/ went back to /co/. Why did it turn out like this?

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>gemswap AU
>human AU
>momswap AU
>high school AU
>another unrepresented AU? (badpearl AU, homeworld AU, etc)

THE GREAT DEBATE.

WE SETTLE IT NOW.

>>2862924
>>2862963
She was able to make a phone call from homeworld, so its kind of unclear.

Maybe she was immediately treated like garbage just for being on earth too long and had to sneak off for that call. Maybe she was free, but pissed them off when she warned the enemy. Maybe she was free all the way to earth, and only got tossed in a cell after Jasper realized she was withholding major information.

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>>2863084
If they thought she was the enemy, they could have at least tried to interrogate her. Nope lol, let's store her away for thousands of years.

>>2863104
long hiatus is killing the show, now we only have a few regular posters. the rest are shitposting and forced memes

>>2863135
momswap is best

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>>2863104
Key word: Current

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>>2863135
Momswap, all the way

>>2863084
>the needs of 6 billion plus quadrillionnillion other organic lifeforms outweigh the needs of one gem
CGs are wise, Lapis can ruin entire ecosystems. Let her be mad all she wants, they made the right call

>>2863204
Steven's face in the last panel always gets me.

>>2863157
>she made a physical call from Homeworld
Did she say she was on Homeworld at that moment?

i want /co/sug/ to be banned so that /trash/sug/ can be great again.

Make /trash/sug/ Great Again

>>2863241
i want that too my friend

>>2863241
The /co/mrades can come, but they have to come LEGALLY.

>>2863239
She says "everything here is so advanced". She might have been talking about the handship though, since she also said Peridot was already on her way.

>>2863241
it already is great, slow threads, just like the good ol days

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>>2863104
>Homeworld has changed too much

>>2863104
what's habbening ?

>>2863241
What I like about /trash/sug/ is that you can have both porn and discussion. If I didn't think that porn would override all discussion, I'd say that every board should be a red board.

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>>2863104
Really the persecution from mods kinda made people in /sug/ go militant, the hatred of the show from others in /co/ and people screaming about the tumblr boogeyman didn't help.

We're persecuted on /co/ as much as the American Christian thinks they're being persecuted.

I came in last fall before Nightmare Hospital. I never knew the peace of early /sug/ threads on /co/. I only knew turmoil. This is our life, anon. Our only comfort comes from Steven Universe itself. We only have a vast wasteland of false-flagging and shitposting here.

>>2863488
We're just not as autistic as the loudhouse or pony peeps, it's not all about the porn.

>>2863204
This is one of the first momswaps I've seen that shows the CG's being the enemy. Any more like this?

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>>2863546
Found some more but i'll just keep it simple with this one.

>>2863204
>Jasper in a vest
I want this to be an actual thing that happens in the show.

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>>2863546
The source is in picture, I'll post a couple more panels I have saved.

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>>2863633
Facet-5.tumblr.com

>>2863322
This is important, and adds to fuel to the "lapis was picked up by the handship on course to earth"

Then again, how jasper and peridot could convince (or even force) lapis to board their weird ship is suspect, now that I think about it

>>2863659
Jasper waggled a lollipop out the window

>>2863809
What kind of lollipop?

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>>2863657
If no one minds, I'm gonna dump a quick comic.

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>>2863135
Football AU?
Damn, Jasper is so hot there (even with a dick), I just can't.

Would any of you be interested in a "disney infinity" type game by CN? PC of course. Maybe like a brawl type of game or sandbox/social.

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>>2863848
2/5

>>2863848
Please do

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>>2863857
3/5

>>2863809
Or she was flexing her muscles as Lapis was zooming past the ship
>cue screeching halt and a U-turn when her brain processes what she saw

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>>2863879
4/5

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>>2863849
Boring AU.
Focuses way too much on the artist's favorite gems.

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>>2863888
5/5, I hope this artist updates some more stuff. It's fantastic!

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>>2863848

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>>2863241
I want the cockmongler fagiolis in /co/\sug\ to stay away from /trash/.
Keep /trash/ pure.

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>>2863916
I'm waiting for this one to update.
Facet is having problems with his computer and is stuck on his tablet.

>>2863957
>Sapphire in the mirror
WHY DOES EVERYTHING FIT SO PERFECTLY?

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>>2864001
>The cape
It's gonna get crazy once kibbles remembers.

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>>2863950
Didn't almost all of us come from /co/?

>>2863849
football AU only applies to that particular artist, I think

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>>2863950
>/trash/
>pure

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>>2863879
well this got dark real fast

>>2863849
Wish they'd branch out. I like the football AU concept but most of it is just Ruby cucking.
I don't think they've ever even drawn Rose in it aside from the personality sheets.

>>2864051
I was only on /co/ for /sug/, I generally dislike both comics and cartoons, and I despise the moderators and most of the community.
The /trash/ threads are a pleasant relocation.

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>>2864081
I want Lapis to normally be happy and bubbly, but prone to severe pessimism.

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>>2864131
we're probably getting that seeing the her drastic mood shifts Same Old World and Barn Mates

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>>2863893
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>>2864086
I know nothing about it and only saw that ine picture.

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man
All this jastertale stuff is getting out of hand
Cant say I didnt see it coming, on the upside of this mess
More sweater Jasper, thats nice

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If Jasper is a Cheeto Puff and Peridot is a Dorito, what is Lapis?

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>>2864192
That's not the same as what I would like. She's just mad because Peridot's around. I wouldn't be surprised if it only lasted a few episodes.

>>2864245
a kunt

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>>2864245
Shit
They're all shit
Just like your shitty fucking show

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>>2864305

>>2864245
Water bottle

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>>2864245

>>2864245
Blue Gusher

>>2864245
otter pop

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>>2864339

>>2864387
The Return: 2 minutes and 4 seconds
Jailbreak: 2 minutes and 39 seconds
Chille Tid: 17 seconds
the extended intro: 6 seconds
Super Watermelon Island: 23 seconds

amounts to 5 minutes and 29 secs of Jasper screen time

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>>2863104
CN loves hiatus, sane people hate hiatus and leave as soon as a show enters frequent hiatus'

>>2864431
Not bad for an estimation.

>>2864431
What about Malachite screentime?

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>>2864431
So i guess Jasper is the only gem character with the least amount of screentime.
Second least amount is a three way tie between Rose, Ruby, and Sapphire.

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so hows the greatest general on 4chan doin tonite?

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Whoever was posting all that momswap stuff, please don't stop. I NEEEED it.

>>2864482
You can do it

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>>2864431
>you_people_have_too_much_free_time.webm

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>>2864555
On second thought, that number is fine.

>>2864519
good

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>>2864496
Why is Garnet such a cunt to Jasper? Can't she see she's just made cause she's single?

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>>2864554
There's not a lot, I know I'm disappointed too.

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>>2864655

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>>2864708

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>>2864624
The town ain't big enough for the three of them

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>>2864725

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>>2864741

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>>2864754

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>>2864519
Pretty good, made it to 19 years of life

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>>2864777
>>2864782
Happy Birthday, man

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>>2864841
1/5, I think this is the last of the bunch.

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>>2864725
>>2864741
>>2864754
>>2864777
>>2864655
>>2864554
>>2863916
>>2863939
>>2863879
>>2863857
Why the FUCK does Jasper have to look like goddamned Crocodile Dundee with the fucking leather vest

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>>2864858
2/5

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>>2864876
3/5
>>2864872
>all those (you)s
Holy shit, way to give me a heart attack

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>>2864899
4/5

>>2864876
This makes me feel wistful

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>>2864912
5/5, that appears to be it. Hope you enjoyed the dump.

>>2864899
I apologize, it's not your fault, I just don't understand how some of these headcanons can be picked up so quickly and accepted by multiple artists.

>>2864970
No, no, it's fine. I like the attention. Just surprised me.

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>>2865001
>>2864933
>>2864876
>>2864899
>>2864912
>>2864858
here's some more, sweetie

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>>2865032
Anon, you're a fun guy. Hope you have a good night and rest of your life.

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>>2864841
Thanks

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>>2864782
Happy Birthday dude

Shine on you crazy [spoiler]Diamond[/spoiler]

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>>2865083
Same to you, buddy. Keep on being the best you can be.
>>2864782
Hey man, happy birthday, don't forget to celebrate. My 21st year of not-dying is this Wednesday.

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>>2862051
When Greg sees her he's gonna pop the strongest boner the world has ever seen

http://www.strawpoll.me/10216289

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>>2864782

A?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10216299

>>2865262
What I don't understand is why the CGs didn't just get Greg to dick the cluster after Steven calmed it down.

>>2860872
I just don't know why this image cracks me up, man.

>>2865342
>/b/sug

>>2865363
wat

>>2863135
The AU in which Lapis is eagerly bouncing up and down on my cock

>>2865381
You get her grumpy and she hates you.

>>2865350
Since it's literally just a bunch of shards packed together id think it would feel like trying to fuck a pile of razor blades
>no Physical Form
>no Vag

>>2865337
B?

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>>2865516
Ayyyyyyyy

>>2865516
Si

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>>2864782
happy birthday nerd!

accepting write requests
no humans though

>>2865619
How Jasper got back to beach city.

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secretly a big softie sweetheart (in her own way)?

or oblivious poundcake through and through?

>>2865691
Literally Satan

>>2865726
Fuck off, Lapis

>>2865619
lapis being bullied on homeworld

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>>2865599
>>2865207
>>2865166
>>2864841
Thanks /sug/, best bday I've had in a long time

>>2865775
Did you wear your special birthday suit?

>>2865619
Who are ya?

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>>2865731
Nah

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>>2865619
Is that you Beef? Are you back? Do you think you could do this one?

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>>2865726
why're you always like this

>>2865784
I'm always wearing my birthday suit

>>2865879
Because triggering Jasperfags is more fun than masturbating on the subway?

>>2865847
We Meanies only take NO for an answer.

>>2865927
Bless you sir

Why have we not gotten any CG/Beatles crossover art yet? It's perfect.

Amethyst can be Ringo because she's pretty much useless, Pearl can be Paul since they're both whiny and have the worst fanbases, Garnet can be John because she's obviously superior, and Steven can be George because he's just doing his best to keep everyone from tearing each other apart.

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Do you think Peridot could love you?

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>>2865974
Nah, she'll never understand love until right before she's crushed at the end of season 3.

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>>2865974
I hope so.

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>>2865974
it would take time, allot, but maybe

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>>2865999
I like your numbers

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>>2865999
Trips confirm for eventual dorito wifey

>>2865990
where are you getting peridot guro from

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I was subtitling something and i happened to pause here. Makes for a great reaction image

>>2866146
Appears to be trundlr

>>2866146
>>2866192
Ah yes, here you go
http://scotgem-sugshitposter.tumblr.com/post/131164573978/peridot-vomiting-in-the-tub

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>>2866188
>CULO

>>2866188
culo

>>2866215
>>2866216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5iJ3JIaeNc

>>2866206
i found the root
https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/gore-universe

>>2866244
Donkey strudel my friend

Does anyone know when the CN upfront will be this year? All I could find was a post on a forum saying it would be sometime this month, anyone got any info?

>>2866221
>Peridoto
Spain why

>>2866221
Peridoto's voice sounds like a 30 year old woman

>>2866366
that's the correct translation, though. It's weird how in the LA dub that some names are translated and others aren't

>>2866384
The voices for castillian are shit

>>2866221
It's funny because culo is sort of a rude word in L.A countries.

>>2865795
no one you know, i don't use greentext and i don't use a name
>>2865849
i'm not beef

>>2866399
thats the joke

>>2866390
Amethyst wasn't bad but Peridoto sounds like a generic Spanish person

>>2866399
Yup, it's the ass equivalent.

>>2866388
Yeah they translate the 'Crystal Gems' sometimes, and sometimes they don't. I'd like if they just kept the original names.

>>2866188
CULO

>>2866415
It'd sound weird thanks to the LA accents the VAs have.
"CARNE! AMETIS! PERL!"

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>>2866399
Tu perro es gordo, maricon

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>tfw I will never touch Peri's culo

>>2866405
Oh, could I retract the Peridot and Armstrong request then? I want to save it so it will be special.

>>2866221
PERIDOTO
FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES PIECES OF SHIT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT YOU MAKE SUCH SHITTY TRANSLATION DECISIONS FUCKING HELL

>>2866441
pero no tengo perro

>>2866444
Bueno quads Peridoto, pero adonde es la biblioteca?

>>2866453
at least it doesn't sound as retarded as "malakait"

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>>2865619
Sardonyx jerking off a giant donged Peridot?

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The second crying peridot in a row

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>>2866451
sure man

>>2866486
Lapis' death is imminent

>>2866465
YES IT FUCKING DOES IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME CHING CHONG SHIT ITS LIKE A PARODY OF ITSELF HOLY SHIT JUST WATCH THE LATINO VERSION YOU PEOPLE ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE SPANISH SPEAKING COMUNITY

>>2866456
yo quiero perro

>>2866486
She colored it, she hasn't colored in a long time

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>>2866501
Why can't we just get along?

>>2866501
Wew mijo, calmate

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>>2866490
Thanks, mind If I ask for something else with Armstrong? Like him and futa Garnet getting down and dirty?

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Mi esposa, Peridoto

>>2866573
PARA CON ESA MIERDA

>>2866573
Steven Universo és muito mais melhor

>>2866608
Brazilairos need a containment board, we don't want your Zika

>>2866654
no need to be rude

>>2866662
fuck you

Shit who got the get?

>>2866687
Black Phillip

>>2860935
>he doesn't like thicc
it is you who is the issue here ya pleb

>>2866608
foi falta

>>2866717
>thicc
>v literal shitpile of type 2 diabetes
senpai

>>2866717
That's fat, not thicc

>>2866654
too late, pearl is fighting zika according to a CNBr ad. zika is canon now

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>>2863849

Football AU? What? Is there more like this?

Who is the artist?

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>>2866717
That's not real thicc!

>>2866754
>>2866758
memed
[spoiler]also poor taste 2bqh[/spoiler]

>>2866787
I'm retarded I just saw the name at the bottom

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>>2866773
>tfw Brasil is canon now

>>2866803
>paraguay is canon too
yay

>>2866824
isnt paraguay basically argentina? :^)

>>2866909
No, it's even niggerer :^)

>>2866931
not as much as uruguay

Small new clip

http://youtu.be/6uf0L4Y6z64

>>2866941
Uruguay is kinda white actually, a even niggerer one is brazil

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Why are you up at this hour?
Perla wouldn't approve

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reminder that connie is for fug and hug. why haven't you accepted her as your waifu?

>>2867009
she has no dick

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>>2866966

>>2866990
I don't think she would mind, unless she likes to watch everyone sleep

>>2866975
so nigger that they don't even speak spanish

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>>2866990
im too drunk to sleep and i hate life