>>2857484
>>2857482
>>2857471
>>2857468
>>2857461
>>2857446
>>2857500
>kissu
>>2857447
Is she here?
>>2857500
Ehh, I'm a little late, but thanks for hosting anyways and stuff.
>>2857500
It's alright buddy.
>>2857519
she was just a second ago
>>2857184
Soviet..Would you go to the dance with me?
>>2857525
Lizard!
>>2857532
Looks like she's gone.
Will be back later. Internationale if you wanted to ask me out for prom. Answer is yes
>>2857415
Can you maintain magic? And they are my strongest defense.
>>2857421
I don't know. It's pretty boring when I'm at home. Besu keeps me company from time to time, or maybe venturing out in the woods beyond my estate.
>>2857437
>>2857500
Congratulations and thank you for hosting.
>>2857499
doesn't look like it
>>2857540
She's probably just around the corner
Did you know your Fallout 4 experience will be greatly improved if you bought the seasons pass?
Any of you idiots hosting? 'Cause I might, i gotta eat dinner first, though.
Topsun back in the house!
...Again.
>>2857540
Here we go again with this fucking lizard thing.
i want todd to fuck me with a season pass
Anyone want a cock to play with?
>>2857565
>Paying an extra 100 dollars for dlc.
>Friendly reminder that games today in total are priced up to 200 dollars after including dlc costs.
>>2857533
Nyet. Not cute enough. Come back when cute like Airi
>>2857587
>Slaps you with her shaku
>>2857609
Ah! You startled me!
>>2857534
Where did the other guy go?
>>2857559
>>2857540
Why does no one ever visit my shrine?!
>>2857552
Venture out in the woods? Alone? That sounds dangerous!
>>2857647
It's dangerous to go alone! Here! Take this!
>>2857594
BLYAT GO AWAY
>>2857533
Yes I accept. Ignore imposter who is Western Spy
>>2857629
>>2857552
I don't know... can't I just pet them?
How to they defend you?
>>2857559
I don't think so...
>>2857583
Why don't you have scales too? Your skin looks so smooth.
>>2857629
He probably got eaten by the things
>>2857638
Oh there you are, where is Heaven?
>>2857633
>tfw someone shittalks ur waifu
I meme well?
>>2857638
Nobody wants to visit a shrine where a bunch of youkai run amock.
Kind of ironic for a shrine that specializes in youkai extermination. Reimu, you should really work on changing that image of the shrine
>>2857666
>Points up.
>>2857666
I'm fucking done.
Call a lizard all you want, I don't give a damn anymore.
>>2857674
yes
>>2857638
>visits shrine
>takes donation box
>>2857666
>>2857683
I said she's just around the corner, didn't I?
>>2857681
But it's not running with Youkai. At most their are the fairies that come to try and cause mischief. You're shrine is more dangerous than mine!
>>2857700
No it's completely normal!
>>2857609
>Looks at the strange girl curiously
So.. does this mean you want my cock?
>>2857715
>
>>2857647
There's nothing out there that could hurt me anyway, being out in the wild is much better than being shut inside the manor all the time.
>>2857663
>>2857666
That's unfortunate really. Always avoid caves if necessary.
>>2857666
You can pet them, but without a constant stream of magic supporting them they'll just disappear, and they can attack in swarms or for a barrier for me.
>>2857711
Yee
>>2857638
>Flips your shrine
>>2857731
It was a joke, ow.
>>2857718
You should visit the human village more often. Most villagers think it's a shrine dedicated to youkai.
>>2857700
>always cracks me up
>>2857758
oops
>>2857758
I want you to fuck off.
>>2857741
>loves
ME GRIMLOCK TEACHER FOR DAY! CLASS MUST ANSWER ME GRIMLOCK'S QUESTIONS!
CLASS, WHO IS KING?
___ hates ___
>>2857623
I know.
>>2857720
I can sense your desires and motivations, Faceless Person.
However, I'll decline your offer.
>>2857789
Me.
>>2857789
I am king.
>>2857792
Soviet hates Imposter Soviets
>>2857795
Oh... okay... uh sounds good
>>2857789
Obviously me
>>2857758
You die.
>>2857741
.........
>>2857746
That was a horrible joke.
>>2857753
But that would require me to go out of my shrine and head to the village. That sounds like so much work.
>>2857789
Well, that depends, there are a lot of kings.
>>2857789
Czar I mean king is dead because of comrade Lenin
>>2857829
>waves money at his own face
Yeah yeah, I know.
Ugh...Fiiiiine!
Ringabel. Would youdo me the honor of a-accompanying me to the d-dance?
....I think i'm going to be sick.
>>2857758
Something I hear really often.
>>2857829
Hard work does pay off, Reimu.
>>2857808
>>2857813
>>2857828
>>2857834
>>2857840
WRONG. ME GRIMLOCK KING!
YOU FAIL SCHOOL
>>2857831
THERE IS ONLY ONE KING. WHO IS KING?
>>2857856
>dies from fire
>>2857856
Try to scratch your back mr. King
>>2857829
No way! Then how do you know it exists?
>>2857780
That's lewd, lizard... we're not even the same species.
>>2857854
O-oh
>>2857856
King of what, I can't give you a solid answer until you tell me of what.
>>2857787
Be careful with that love, Anon.
You're going to hurt someone.
>>2857829
>Comes to the Hakurei shrine.
>Steals another yin-yang orb and leaves.
>>2857771
>hands over a bat
>>2857878
Or play basketball.
>>2857879
Don't even bother thinking like that.
You're not cute or hot or nothing. Plus, you're a girl.
>throws splashy splash at everyone
>>2857856
Look you fucking bastard, I'm the king
>>2857879
>>2857905
What the hell are you doing?
>>2857876
HMMF, COME BACK WHEN SMART LIKE GRIMLOCK!
>>2857878
ME GRIMLOCK...CAN'T REACH
ME GRIMLOCK HATE SCRATCHING BACKS
>>2857882
KING! NO KING OF WHAT. ONLY KING! TELL ME GRIMLOCK WHO IS KING BEFORE ME GRIMLOCK FAILS YOU
>>2857913
I am king.
>>2857913
You are King
>>2857886
>pets the bat
cute!
I didn't know they could be fluffy.
>>2857894
And you're a lizard. So don't even think about it. It wouldn't work, even if you tried it.
>>2857910
Eh?
>>2857913
Well I'm afraid I can't answer you, you're going to have to fail me.
>>2857792
Merkel, Germans
>>2857926
This conversation got off tracks rather quickly
>>2857660
Cпacибo!
>>2857926
You're really not going to drop this lizard shit, are you?
I'm an alien. It's really not that hard.
>>2857931
What's up?
>>2857792
Everyone
Seija
>>2857907
YOU FAIL. NO SCHOOL FOR YOU. GET OUT OF CLASS BEFORE ME GRIMLOCK CRUSHES YOU!
>>2857921
WRONG. IF YOU KING, YOU WOULD BE TEACHING LIKE ME GRIMLOCK!
>>2857924
HM, LATE BUT RIGHT ANSWER? YOU GET DETENTION
>>2857930
NO CREDIT FROM ME GRIMLOCK. YOU FAIL SCHOOL.
>>2857879
Because I've been there.
>>2857854
Ugh.... hold on.
>>2857848
>>2857885
>Holds up a spell card, sending three yin-yang orbs towards the both of you, exploding on contact.
>>2857926
Well bats do have hair.
>>2857983
Reimu!!
You took all the fun for yourself again!
>>2857972
Ok I'll just. EMP!
>detonates EMP and runs
>>2857972
No that's what I'd hire teachers for, but I don't think they could teach you much.
>>2857983
>the young master just happens to have tripped out of the way of the orbs
L-lucky! But seriously what the heck lady! These are fake money, they are leafs in disguise!
>>2857972
You want me to be king? I'll be king, sounds fantastic.
>>2857956
Yeah sure, and I'm a boy. What kind of things do you eat?
>>2857943
It went right to heaven, it seems.
>>2857983
So you died?
>>2857994
Ohh, right, I remember.
What's the yellow light in them? And do they have their own consciousness?
>>2857983
Trying to do this again? Yeah, keep trying!
Even if you tried to use your impossible to dodge cards, those aren't match for me and my trump cards.
>Uses the cursed decoy doll to lure the homing orbs.
Alright, done eatin', who wants a fuckin' games to happen?
>>2858060
Will you rig them for me again?
>>2858060
not me
>>2858008
What make noise?
>>2858020
BECAUSE ME GRIMLOCK GENIUS! ME TEACH BETTER THAN TEACHERS. ME KING OF TEACHERS
>>2858025
ME GRIMLOCK NO SAID THAT. ONLY ME GRIMLOCK AM KING
>>2858032
No consciousness since they are magic, and those yellow lights are their eyes.
>>2858060
Would be lovely, buff human.
>>2858060
mee
>>2858032
Let's skip that question and focus on what's really important here.
You're trying to tell me this whole time you've been a guy dressed a girl?
>>2858060
R-Ready.
>>2858032
the young die so soon
>>2858060
But ofcourse
>>2858080
I'm glad you agree. For my first decree I order you to bring me a glass of chocolate milk.
>>2858060
Do it quickly.
>>2858080
Well I hired the teachers, so you're just the principal and I'm the king.
>>2858060
PRAISE THE SUN
AWWRIGHT, LET'S GET THIS SHIT UNDERWAY THEN!
DESPERADO GAMES 77!
RULES:
>First 47 TO REPLY TO THIS POST get in
>Previous champion (Dio) gets in for free
>No clone characters
>Please try to wait for others before you submit another character.
>Have fun!
>>2858005
They are slowly beginning to aggravate me.
>>2858032
No, I am a shrine maid so the boundaries between the living and the dead does not exist for me.
>>2858056
I am going to exterminate you if it's the last thing I do.
>>2858022
You're taunting me with them.
>>2858120
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2858120
Dean Ambrose
>>2858120
Sanmoto
>>2858120
Loto
>>2858120
Mikan Tsumiki
>>2858120
SAVE THE WORLD
>>2858120
Georgia Khatchadorian
>>2858120
Severa
>>2858120
Mii Swordfighter
>>2858120
Captain Luna
>>2858120
Reimu
>>2858120
King Kaito
>>2858120
The 362nd mobile infantry
>>2858120
Zenyatta
>>2858120
Agent York
>>2858120
Sanae Kochiya
>>2858121
I would have joined, it looked so fun
>>2858120
Supergirl
>>2858120
Premier Soviet
>>2858120
Casey Neistat
>>2858120
Sheamus
>>2858120
Lord Beerus
>>2858120
Crabman
>>2858120
Iris Archwell
>>2858120
Sliver Queen
>>2858121
>starts throwing money in the air to make it rain
There! The taunting is over!
>>2858120
Seija Kijin.
>>2858121
Are you sure?
>>2858120
Koyomi Araragi
>>2858120
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>2858120
Emperor
>>2858120
Furry porn
>>2858120
Misato
>>2858120
Benedict
>>2858081
>opens the bat mouth
but their mouths are glowing yellow too!
>>2858086
You're telling me you've been a LIZARD all along?
>>2858103
It's kind of ironic
Wait, you shouldn't be dancing over that
>>2858121
Are you sure you can just go there?
>>2858120
the Ghost
>>2858120
Cappy
>Female
>>2858120
Navy SEALs
>>2858120
Nanami Aoyama
>>2858120
Baki Hanma
>>2858120
Muffets ass
>>2858135
Good evening, nurse-chan.
>>2858120
Aikawa
>>2858120
Takumi
>>2858120
GRIMLOCK
>>2858107
ME NO BABYSITTER. ME GRIMLOCK
>>2858111
NO. ME GRIMLOCK KING. ONLY KING. ME GRIMLOCK HATE BOY PRETENDING TO BE GRIMLOCK
>>2858120
The Player
>>2858120
Gogo gadget
>>2858180
You're literally asking for me to beat the shit out of you.
>>2858120
Bikko
>>2858180
Well, I'm a bit exhausted
>>2858120
Nine-Ball
>>2858120
Vampy
>>2858185
My American rival.
>>2858204
Why would anyone want to pretend to be you?
>>2858191
Uh, go-good evening to you too, Anon...
>>2858214
Hot
>>2858204
I know you're not a babysitter, you're a subject, and as a subject you serve me.
Now bring me my chocolate milk before I banish you.
>>2858235
It's not good anymore, there's a pig scent around here, and it's too fucking unbearable.
>>2858180
Once again, it's just magic.
>>2858120
Brad
>>2858234
BECAUSE...ME GRIMLOCK THE GREATEST?
>>2858244
WHY YOU STILL IN CLASS? ME FAILED YOU. GET OUT OF ME GRIMLOCK'S SCHOOL
>>2858120
Late Cagliostro
>>2858120
Inkling Girl
>>2858215
well look, me being a girl is not a problem here. It's that you're just a lizard and I'm not, so don't get your hopes up!
>>2858221
Me too, now would be a good time to sleep huh
>>2858262
You will have to follow me around and keep the bat alive, so I can keep holding it! I wanna hug it later when I go to sleep.
>>2858235
Found this earlier you might like it.
>>2858281
How dare you raise your voice at your monarch! That's fifty push-ups
Behold, Kuga and Vreath's baby!
>>2858321
I appreciate it, but I already have that one, thanks anyway.
>>2858313
I will too, atleast until after the upcomming match
>>2858313
I wouldn't want you even as a last resort, you shit.
>>2858289
Looks like we're both late.
>>2858313
I only have so much magic.
>>2858335
But Kuga has white hair
>>2858120
We all good?
>>2858281
I'm just saying people should stick to being themselves.
>>2858330
it's not the real or the best guy anymore it's the real king, the best king.
>>2858339
Figured, thought it was perfect for this place. No problem brah
>>2858345
>>2858356
Seems like I'm the only one late here.
>>2858356
Looks good!
>>2858356
>>2858289
Please give Caglio my spot.
>>2858356
...I'm ready.
>>2858356
I see, you still remember who I really am, TopSun.
>>2858226
>>2858356
>>2858206
Give my spot to Vampy.
>>2858391
>>2858356
Don't do this. It's fine.
>>2858356
>>2858177
>>2858391
>Give Vampy her spot back.
>>2858356
I think it looks good, what about you, Zach?
>>2858356
I guess.
>>2858372
Done.
>>2858391
Done.
>>2858356
Awwright! BOOGEDY BOOGEDY BOOGEDY, LET'S GO RIGGING!
>>2858395
est jeder zeit fur Anschluss?
>>2858408
I was already in but thank you regardless.
>>2858409
Well it's too late now, good luck.
>>2858411
You sure?
>>2858360
Exactly.
>>2858431
Fucking fantastic.
>>2858360
IF PERSON IS STUPID, THEY SHOULD TRY BEING SOMEONE LESS STUPID! LIKE ME GRIMLOCK!
>>2858330
ME NO LIKE MONARCH. ME GRIMLOCK KING OF MONARCH. YOU DO GRIMLOCK'S PUSH-UPS FOR ME
>>2858436
>>2858438
>gives bowl of doritos
>pours chocolate milk into the doritos
>sprinkles sips.co dirt on top for flavor
bon apetité
>>2858433
Not today, Hitler. Germany got last place in the ESC again thanks to some 18 year old weebshit.
>>2858436
You were, but decided to swap.
>>2858436
There was no need at all for that Vampy.
>>2858340
so short?
>>2858343
Aww, why not? If it was for a last resort, I'd probably take you. Even though you're a lizard. But that doesn't mean anything.
>>2858345
Then you have to save it up for later!
>>2858443
Keeping shouting and i'll raise it to a hundred.
>>2858464
Aw you shouldn't of. Thanks guy.
>>2858467
>We deserved that.
>>2858443
whoa, someone would have to have the IQ of a carrot to be that dumb...
>>2858488
No need to be worried, I won't be gone forever.
>>2858510
>I agree. It's a shame someone like this had to represent us.
>>2858488
You're too stupid to notice the difference between a lizard and an alien, for starters.
You also don't have any looks whatsoever.
>>2858464
>>2858431
Kinda uneventful bloodbath, but some canon happening.
>>2858549
Two in a row...
>>2858534
>"represent"
>I didn't vote for her. Did you vote for her?
>Nobody I know voted for her.
>>2858549
I'm sorry Reimu, but hey, now you can go back to your shrine
>>2858491
NOOOOOOOOO
>>2858514
WHAT IS IQ?
>>2858549
ME GRIMLOCK TRANSFORM. ME GRIMLOCK FASTEST
>>2858517
Well that doesn't sound very long. You should probably sleep more!
>>2858537
I have quite the looks going for me if I were to show them! For example, what are you looking for?
>>2858549
Get back here!
>>2858488
You should get a real bat, they're awesome.
>>2858477
Thank you for putting me back in, I appreciate it.
>>2858448
Goodluck.
>>2858549
Looks like I'm having crab.
>>2858569
>Germany split when?
>>2858586
Maybe I should.
CRAWLING
>>2858583
>Pets
>>2858372
I was away, so I'm pretty late on this, but thanks, brah.
>>2858592
You're welcome.
paaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiii
>>2858631
Brah? That's a strange thing to call a demon.
>>2858549
...Don't really have anything funny to say.
>>2858596
>No, divided, we are weak.
>We need to cut away the sick flesh.
>>2858592
I'm sure we can come to some sort of agreement here.
Let's not make any rash decisions.
>>2858583
Nevermind, I'm not the king, the real king, the best king, is the king.
>>2858647
We shall plunder! Onwards!
>>2858592
I don't think I could take care of one. And they're probably not as cute either!
>>2858613
Yeah you can't just sleep for one hour, that's not enough!
>>2858647
Thank you!
>>2858647
>>2858583
Now get me my chocolate milk
>>2858586
Hot guys. Something you're not.
>>2858569
>I would never vote for a weeaboo. But I also didn't vot for Lena back then, but was still happy because she's pretty cute.
>>2858596
>Happened already, but David Hasselhoff reunited us.
>>2858647
I could easily take them out now. I don't know why we hunt together.
>>2858644
Would you prefer Broseph?
>>2858623
WHAT FACELESS MAN DOING?
>>2858647
HMM, NO SNARL TO STOP ME GRIMLOCK FROM COOKING CESIUM SALAMI...
>>2858662
Maybe you should do the same
>>2858647
Can't we just let them be for a while?
>>2858677
>Petsu
>>2858668
What's hot? Lizards shouldn't be looking for hot guys, you know.
>>2858681
I will, but not yet!
>>2858639
I'll try my best to remember that I owe you a spot.
>>2858662
Yes they are, they're also more fluffy.
>>2858655
Agreements for what?
>>2858647
Could you look for me? I'm pretty tired.
>>2858670
>I never even got asked.
>Where do you vote for this thing?
>But yeah, Lena was cute. Her songs got old fast though.
>>2858671
That sounds kinda cool, a fitting title for a Youkai.
>>2858647
9 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Crabman
Nanami Aoyama
Reimu
Muffet's Ass
Premier Soviet
Sheamus
Mikan Tsumiki
Georgia Khatchadorian
Gogo Gadget
R I G G E D
I
G
G
E
D
>>2858649
4th reich when
>>2858699
Something that ends with me not being eaten.
I've got a hit manga series that needs writing, and chapters come out slow enough as it is.
>>2858704
Cutest girl
Is someone hosting after Top Sun?
>>2858697
is that a promise?
>>2858710
It's probably some kind of trap
Is the new Doom worth it?
>>2858720
Why thank you, though I should tell you that I am a man.
>>2858701
>Qualifications on ARD, I think. I only watch ARD for football, though.
>>2858710
Should I really get in touch with that Scarecrow guy again? Pretty sure he has some kryptonite.
>>2858697
Well it's a good thing I'm not a fucking lizard.
>>2858659
AND ME AM THE BESTEST, REALEST KING!
>>2858664
ME NEVER GET CHOCOLATE MILK FOR FAILED STUDENT.
>>2858693
ME GRIMLOCK CONFUSED
>>2858710
Wanna snuggle?
>>2858715
>>2858710
Beaten by a cripple... I don't think I can get worse than that.
>>2858710
Ambrose, you piece of garbage.
Seth was infinitely better than you.
>>2858710
SCIENCE!!!
>>2858715
>For eternity.
>>2858736
>GEZ finanzierter Haufen aufgewärmter Reste...
>>2858734
Halo 6-er DOOM is the greatest game on the market! To get the full DOOM experience, you must purchase the seasons pass!
>>2858699
I doubt that they can compete with magic bats!
>>2858730
Yeah, I'll sleep in a hour or so!
>>2858737
I know, you're a normal lizard. But how do you know hot guys will be looking for you? I don't think hot guys are into lizards. What do you have going for you?
>>2858751
What if Hitler was reincarnated as Merkel and was forced by God to bring the country he once loved into complete and utter ruin despite how much he tries to fight back in the inside.
>>2858704
Broseph it is then. Thanks again for the spot.
>>2858762
What's that?
>>2858762
>>2858762
Can we play the original one? It's been a while.
>>2858760
Get over it kid, atleast I didn't kill you.
>>2858764
>Habe bisher nicht einen Cent and die GEZ gezahlt. Fühlt sich gut an, dem Staatsfernsehen nichts zu geben.
>>2858762
>
>>2858783
alright
>>2858762
You shall never find us!
>>2858802
>Richtig so, die geben uns ja nichts zurück was den Preis wert wäre.
>>2858762
4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Severa
Handsome Rigger Endo
Nova
Misato
...I wouldn't mind seeing that gangbang, to be honest.
Germans aren't humans.
>>2858774
So it's not worth it, got it. Thanks.
>>2858750
ME GRIMLOCK LOVE SNUGGLING!..ME GRIMLOCK NOT KNOW WHAT IS SNUGGLING.
>>2858762
Y-You greater power? Greater than me Grimlock? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAA
>>2858787
So, should we form a resistance? This time called Black Rose?
>>2858812
I knew you'd come around.
>>2858813
>We're superhumans.
>>2858783
Ignoring you shitty question again; why do you keep calling me a lizard?
>>2858805
>
>>2858812
Fucking bullshit. Every time.
>>2858802
>>2858811
>>2858813
Agreed. We are gods among men.
>>2858799
You're lucky I'm nice enough to not fight back against a disabled girl.
>>2858812
>>2858812
...How does poison kill a robot?
When's DDD coming back?
>>2858847
>nich so meins
>>2858815
played it for 20 minutes. Got bored.
>>2858860
never
>>2858860
>When the newest kirby game comes out
>Loto
>>2858863
>Gibt immernoch Eishockey auf ServusTV
>>2858830
nope, no ignoring.
Your perks over real humans.