RWBYgt Trash General #66: Various Flavours of Delicious Brow

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This is a thread I can get behind

Sleepy here, will be delays, but WQ will resume.

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Where is that guy drawing my waifu anyways?
Haven't seen him in a while.
[spoiler]Also sorry I forgot your name, I'm really bad with names...[/spoiler]

RIP thred.

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>>2850412

DEAD THREAD REDEMPTION

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>>2850580

Lewis wh're art thee?

>>2850598
Yo. What's up? I can't really run anything just now. Maybe a bit later.

Hey, /sug/ guy here. I used to visit the rwby general alot back in the day, left for a while and came back to see its gone. Really sucks, just came here to say i can empathize with dumb mods. Hope you guys can at least have good threads here.

>>2850858
Dang, I hoped you could save the thread at this hour.

>>2850863
You wanna go to the RWBY/RT Trash General then.

We here all left RWBYg months before mods banned it on /co/. We left when the first greentexts started to get reported and we needed a place for creativity and comfy.
Got lots of awesome CYOAs and a neat, friendly subculture here.

>>2850888
Sorry, kind of tricky at the moment, I've got a bunch of revision to get through. I've started putting together the next chapter, but I won't be able to start it until at least later today.

I could maybe answer some questions sporadically or something.

On that note, does anyone have an opinion on CQ's current cast size? Too many characters, too few? I'm thinking I'll introduce two more next time and then put a cap on it indefinitely. Or at least until the current crop have been properly characterised and the story progressed. I can't keep people stuck on the first day much like this, it's just silly to pace it like this.

got a m3u8 for RWBY chibi ep2 yet?

>>2850940
Hm, my only question would revolve around Marsha pubic hair, since her comment about Alison's made me wonder...
Yeah, that sounded better in my head.

>opinion on CQ's current cast size
I think it's alright. We have our core team, some interesting side characters and some less-interesting ones, so we avoid the MQ-starting-clusterfuck of having too many too interesting characters right off the bat

Also, you 'restrict' our character options in a lot of those early scenes - 'restrict' meaning you give us scenes and options with only a handful of characters to interact with (I'm disregarding our free option here), and 'limiting' our options this way makes it easier to slowly get to know everybody.

which also, again looking at MQ's start, avoids us being totally overwhelmed by being thrown into a cafeteria with all the interesting people sitting apart from each other and us having to choose who to spend our limited time-frame with.

(note the '...'!
of course we always have the option to take more characters into a scene or change into a different scene, but the given situation is usually a good leading thread through character interactions.)

>Realize that I've actually created a meme in fucking the knife

>>2851147
Thanks for the feedback.

I was thinking once the core introductory stuff was out of the way, I'd start giving a lot more freedom with choices, including stats and combat stuff if people wanted. Unfortunately the intro stuff lasted way longer than I originally intended. Maybe the early restriction worked better, but I'll try and open it up once the next section is done.
>some less-interesting ones
I'm guessing it's the male characters? Yeah, I didn't sink as much thought into them as I probably should have. Piotr was pretty much a Soviet Russia joke made flesh that seemed entertaining at the time, but probably wasn't in that sense. And Burgund was just a case of 'Winchesters will forever be present being assholes somewhere'. I'll try and fix them up a bit...or just drop them altogether if people rather they didn't show up again.
>Hm, my only question would revolve around Marsha pubic hair, since her comment about Alison's made me wonder...
Let's just say that Marsha wears tights for good reason.

>>2851284
There is no more beautiful a relationship than that between a person and a weapon. Let no one tell you otherwise.

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>>2851321
>some less-interesting ones
>I'm guessing it's the male characters?
Those, and for me also the White Queen and maybe Inaba a little bit.

But I wouldn't say that's a bad thing.
They're not uninteresting, and I still want to get to know them - the others are just clearly more interesting and are thus higher on my priority list.

Makes it easier to focus on the things at hand instead of running around campus trying to get to know everybody.

>Let's just say that Marsha wears tights for good reason.
That only confuses me more..

>>2851321

Heh... It's funny because TQ also has a Russia joke bear faunus.

>I never had plans to bring him back

>People still occasionally wonder what he's doing

You literally cannot make a character without someone falling in love with them.

There any updates on things since Shane posted his paper? I know JJ called him out, but haven't seen anything past that.

>>2851472
What paper?

>>2851480
So... Can we call Shane's letter #RoosterGate?

>>2851461
>People still occasionally wonder what he's doing
hopefully recovering good. I still regret we didn't apologize to him...

>>2851507
Recovering "well" second-language-anon.

>>2851384
Well Inaba was retro-fitted Velvet, who I didn't want to delve too far into since I originally wrote this during Vol 2, so she was a bit of an afterthought too. She'll get more to her, since her relationship with Chester needs to be clearly established. The White Queen will get more development...or at least a better programmer.
>That only confuses me more..
They're very thick ones. It hides things better.

On a seperate note, I'm still thinking over Alison's fighting style, weapon and semblance (The White Queen is effectively her weapon, but she's also her double, so there's room for a different one of sorts). Since I didn't give much choice for character customization, I'd be open to any suggestions...people selected 'cane' (dex) last time, but that doesn't necessarily mean it should be that.

>>2851461
>You literally cannot make a character without someone falling in love with them.
I'm pretty confident no one loves Madalyn. Which is kind of a relief.

>>2851518
Ah, thanks, of course.

>>2851528
I love Madalyn. I want to buy her more hats.

>>2851542
I want to fuck her in the butt with my feminine penis

>>2851528
>They're very thick ones.
We'll civilise the animal.

>people selected 'cane' (dex) last time, but that doesn't necessarily mean it should be that.
but a cane has style.
a
lso, maybe a mirror of some sorts could be nice..?

>I'm pretty confident no one loves Madalyn.
Ah, she's on a close third place in my waifu list, behind Marsha and Bianca.

>>2851528
I don't even remember who madalyn is.

>>2851542
>>2851558
Oh, you guys. Honestly.

>>2851588
The only problem with cane is that it's kind of already been done, with Ozpin, Roman and to a lesser extent Neo.
Really, Alison using Bartitsu as her fighting style strikes me as a appropriate, especially considering the grappling aspect...which will also tie into her future rivalry.
>lso, maybe a mirror of some sorts could be nice..?
Not sure how it would work. It also treads on Weiss' theme a bit, which is the same reason I thought a sword of some kind would be out.

I was thinking maybe since Alison's family is old fashioned and characters like Jaune use simplistic archaic weaponry...maybe Alison could just use an old fashioned gun? Dueling pistols? Something like that? Just a thought.
Althought that might encroach on what I had planned for Dora. I need to think this through a bit more.

>>2851723
She's the one who tried to feed poison to Allison.

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>>2851731
Hm, dueling pistols sound nice, but if you want to expand on Aison's german influences, maybe pic related would be a nice touch

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>>2851815
I thought something more 19th century would be more appropriate, given the era Alice in Wonderland was written.

C96 might be nice, though. Hmm.

>>2851906
Of course that would be nice, but seeing how the Wunderland family's history seems to be rooted more in 20th century germany, that would fit more to the "a weapon of my ancestors" thing.

of course only my opinion.

>>2851949
Well the C96 remained in service during WWII, so it kind of meets the criteria for both cases. A revolver could work too, but Ironwood kind of already cornered that.

I'll see what I can come up with. Thanks for the suggestions.

>>2852041
Ironwood uses a goofy fictional revolver. Alison could use a Colt Model 1851 Navy

>>2852097
Or a Beaumont-Adams. Or an Enfield. Or a Webley. Or a Reichsrevolver. Anything, really.

I'll probably make a poll later on and narrow it down that way.

>>2852312
>Webley

Would be excellent if we ever find ourselves having a Rorke's Drift-type situation in Menagerie.

>>2852481
Heh. That's kind of what I was thinking of when I wrote Dora singing Men of Harlech.

Okay, this is going to get messy. The two characters are going to start overlapping if I'm not careful...

>>2851093
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/52ec05c0-5941-42a4-b6be-d22583bd0a79/index.m3u8
I think.

>>2853251
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/0110784d-86a7-4221-bd1e-0a4e2a804fa4/index.m3u8
Scratch that, this is the right one.

>>2853251
>>2853302

does anyone have the new Theater mode yet? or is it even up yet?

>>2853358
The what?
I just use a .m3u8 player.

>>2853358
any one have the .m3u8 of the new Theater mode, is what I meant to say

>>2853399
The turkey one?

>>2853358
>>2853399
I got ya.
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/e9b9889e-bf58-4dd3-9cdb-e894a67458de/index.m3u8

>>2853414
Thankskilling was Ep1, this is Ep2.

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>>2853432
much love, my fellow anon.

Man.
This is just sad.

>>2855323
What is?

>>2855343
Dedest thread.

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>>2855373
>It's Saturday and no quests are running

Truly the darkest of times.

>>2855382
I mean, we could play one of those "Think of a character" things while you wait for a GM to come.

Think of a charcter from two different CYOAs. If you only follow one, then pick two from one CYOA.
They're forced to spend a whole day together.
How does the day go?

>>2855701
>Jill and Jasper

>It's actually a nice picnic.

>>2855382
Well RASSAnon is too busy having sex with actual women.

>>2855788
>Jill
>Not attempting to kill someone with a Y chromosome.
Pick one.

>>2855701
>Jasper
>Marigold
She teases him the whole day, but they still have a good time.
Until she suddenly vanishes into the aether.

>>2855701
>Todd and Murasa
>whole lotta fucking

>>2855810
I think he's having a Star Wars marathon with his buddies

>>2855788
>Interrupted by an army of incompetent soldiers

>Directed by JJ Abrams

>>2855701
>Todd and Keppel

Kep finally becomes a woman.

>>2855701
>>2855817
>Mari and Regalia
they don't exchange a single sentence that wouldn't be sexually suggestive

>>2855830
Thought that was one of the others.

>>2855701
>Todd and Jasper

>https://youtu.be/ZSS5dEeMX64

>>2855840
I'd like to think Todd has a line somewhere, but I was nervous [] Fuck Mayo was going to be an option for a bit, so I'm not sure it wouldn't happen.

>>2855872
Oh, please. Kep is twice Mayo's age.

>>2855872
Well Ruby was too young for him, so Kepp surely is too.

>>2855883
Anon, Mayo is like 14.

>>2855895
Mayo is 7...

>>2855895
I thought Mayo was 7.

>>2855883
Isn't Todd's in his twenties?

>>2855887
Good point.

>>2855895
I thought she was 7?

>>2855887
I'm pretty sure norube was more CYOA being allergic to canon.

>>2855910
Na, we could've fucked Velvet, Coco and Yang.
BUT THE VOTERS DIDN'T FUCKING WANT TO

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>>2855817
>Until she suddenly vanishes into the aether.
Please don't remind me breh...

>>2855901
Well I mean /mentally/.

>>2855908
Todd is 20 on the nose.

>>2855969
>Todd is 20

So you divide his age by two and add three and you get 13, which is more than enough for 15-year-old Kep.

>>2855993
Kep is 14

>>2855993
If you refer to the 'golden rule,' it''s half+7, not 3.

Otherwise, if you're just throwing around numbers, then you could do that with anyone/thing and get what you want.

>>2855701
>Tyria and Deery
Lewdness and ass.
40 lbs of pussy and ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1lSiXZpoGM

>>2855701
>Valentine and Violet
>plot to dominate the world through a giant harem

>CYOAnon seems to be busy driving
>Lewis is revising and/or sleeping
>RASSilon is watching Star Wars
>Thatcher is having real life stuff
>Sleepy Zombie also seems to be absent
>Chinote is not feeling it and sleeping early

>I'm wondering what I did with my day before the CYOAs
Truly a disastrous weekend.

>>2856906
Don't forget
>Dryden bitched out.

>>2856931
Well since MQ ended I don't see any chances that it might've run today, which is why I disregard it here

>>2856952
Well I meant it contributes to the lack of CYOAs.

>>2856906
I'm sleeping early because I have work again tomorrow morning.
But no homework this weekend, so /maybe/ tomorrow afternoonish-night.

I like how the GMs seem to all have something going on with their lives.

>>2855382
Sleepy here, still not dead today. I'm just on a tight schedule, and a session of Dark Souls 2

>>2855701
>Gumi and Snails
Headpat wars

>>2856931
Well I mean, I can't start again after saying I'm done with MQ.
And I've got other things to do anyhow.

>>2858162
>I can't start again after saying I'm done with MQ.
I said it and I say it again, I wouldn't have a problem with it.

My paycheck had better be fat.

>>2858384
Why would you want me as your paycheck, senpai?
Ayyy.

>>2858407
(Gay joke)

>>2858384
why tho?

Wait, what hell?
I've been gone for a week and Mariquest has been discontinued?

>>2859395
Yep.
And a lot of terrible, terrible stuff (would've) happened.

>>2859395
On the upside, the way he's worded himself here >>2858162 suggests we can goad him into doing the timeskip story!

>>2858162
Please.

>>2859472
What even prompted this?

>>2859619
Dry says he just doesn't want to anymore.
You'd have to ask him for more.

>>2858920
Because I've been working like a dog

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>>2860711
[67 orgasms intensify]

>>2860711
It's been a hard day's night for you?

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At least I get to see cool stuff

>>2860808
I assume you mean the sky or that you're being sarcastic.

>>2860808
Where did you take that photo?

>>2860808
Do you ever just flip off random drivers?

>>2860808
Breh. That's nothing.
Just two days ago : I saw the moon shining orange, against a violet sky.
Shit was was, real life vaporwave.
Aesthetic as fuck.

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>>2860846
On the border of Colorado and New Mexico
>>2860853
No.
>>2860901
Breh that just happened to be what I was driving towards today, I've seen better as well.

>>2860901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hI0qMtdfng

>>2861218
https://youtu.be/MX0D4oZwCsA

>>2861203
>that little truck selfie in the mirror
Shadowfax is my husbando.

Would you guys be up for TQ in about 4 hours

>>2861347
Can you make it 3?

>>2861347
maybe.
I'll try my best.
gonna need coffee though.

>>2861347
fo' sho

>>2861352
Nnnno.

>>2861347
I mean, I should be waking up in 5-6 hrs and already be asleep, but if you're still running I'll vote before I go to work.

I'm a terrible person.

Got everyone's hopes up, and I'm stopping to go to sleep...

; -;

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>>2862328
It's okay...
[spoiler]I'm into edging after all..[/spoiler]

>>2862365
I want to headpat that dragon girl.

>>2862328
Don't worry, this would only be a problem if it was surprising at all

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>>2862389

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>>2862497
I'm sorry for being a disappointment.

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>>2862889
>tfw I'm not that anon, the pic just fits too well

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>>2862889
I'm also sorry I don't have dank memes.

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>>2862956
then have this concentrated meme-bomb.
[spoiler]its use is illegal in most countries and definitely breaks several human right laws[/spoiler]

>>2862991
But that isn't dank. Just meme.

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Here's our little Jasper "Pure As The Driven Snow" Greene as drawn by the pterodactyl himself

>>2863236
But i thought Thatcher said "no illustrations of JQ characters" or something.

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>>2863113
I'm so sorry

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It's that time of night again, children.
Confess your sins to me.

>>2863574
I've never watched JoJo
[spoiler]And I don't want to either.[/spoiler]

>>2863574
I want to make love to a futa Yang and be her husband

>>2863574
I'm not sure if it's a sin, but I just saw... Something on the road doing something... It looked up at me and I swear just started sprinting down the highway so fast that it lost me.

I'm spooked.

>>2863574
I want to bully Dryden. Like, call him mean names, steal his lunch money, put live firecrackers into his clothes.
Basically, be a "peaceful refugee" to him.
>>2863614
Why?
It's better than RWBY.

>>2863574
I want Gumi and Wendell to procreate but I believe we should kill Wendell's brother first.

>>2863664
>Why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wkqlstn1Mk&feature=youtu.be&t=58s

(Just that one sentence. I don't know how to snip videos.)

>>2863763
>tfw embedding videos doesn't respect the shared time mark.

Fuck you too.
Second 58.
>Because it looked kinda gay.

I'm gonna sleep now.
Sorry.

>>2863660
Am I glad that's it's already bright again outside, because at night reading this would me make shit my pants

>>2863792
That's a dumb excuse to not watch an anime
Also, it's not all that gay, plenty of girls to be seen
And good fight scenes

>>2863763
>Because it looked kinda gay.
It isn't.
And you know what? Don't watch it. Your shit taste can't be redeemed.
Here's hoping our Lord Araki spares you when the end comes.

>>2863614
You get no mercy from the Lord.
Your existence is shallower than that of a cockroach.
>>2863664
That is forgiveable. But do not enact upon that fantasy.
>>2863683
Take a life to bring in more? That doesn't sound like a sin.
>>2863635
Those dirty thoughts will be purged upon your entry into the afterlife.

>>2863822
Well said.

>>2863574
I kinda miss GermanAnon's and SaoBro's gay fun.

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>>2863982
The world will not miss you when you pass away. but the Lord will find the strength to forgive you.

>>2863810
Dude fuck. I'm clinging to my gun in the back of my truck. I'm too tired to drive but fuck if I'm sleeping.

>>2864024
It can't get into your truck, I'm sure.
I'm also sure it was something completely mundane and your mind is making you see things. Like pareidolia.

>>2864024
I thought you couldn't have a gun in your truck.

>>2864100
Doesn't mean I don't. I'm not stupid.

>>2864183
What kind is it?

>>2863277
>no illustrations

It comes with the revised edition for free for the legacy players or if you just buy the season pass.

I also includes JQ II : Faunus Rising up to the current chapter so I say it's a pretty good deal.

>>2864261
>JQ II : Faunus Rising
>Keppel's dick
>Keppel's dick is now called "White Fang II"

>>2864310

Are you even sure that Kep is really a boy?

>>2864342
The fuck is that supposed to mean?

>>2864217
My grandpa's 1911. I know very little about guns.

>>2864342
...
>tfw we never really saw Keppel's dick
>nobody did
>the only one telling us he is are Kep herself and other Mistralis
>Keppel is part of a Mistrali conspiracy

HOLY FUCK

>>2864399
Just shoot him in the back of the head, it won't matter then.

>>2864368
>know very little about guns

When you're not getting spooped on, take the rounds out of the magazine. If you leave them in for too long, it'll fuck the spring.

>>2864066
>pareidolia
You're supposed to be dead, Sao

>>2864528
>telling this to the one poor soul still having hope Sao is gonna come back somehow
IT HURTS

>>2864550
Getting stabbed through the chest with a magic bastard sword then having your blood sucked out to form a human hurts?

>>2864592
I'm pretty sure she didn't get blood sucked out of her, man.
>it was all a Sherlock-tier trick, man.

>>2850580
Snails is fucking gangsta as fuck, y'all don't even know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gre-o_tsumk

>>2864837
I've since been shown a picture of the Fresno nightcrawler and it looked like that.

>>2865066
I fucking KNEW gooling it would be a FUCKING BAD IDEA.

But nnooooooooo.
At least now I'm in no risk of falling asleep before JQ is starting.

>>2865066
>Fresno nightcrawler looks like an ayy lmao

RIP in peace CYOAnon's butt virginity.

>>2865066
>google it
>creature with only two legs
>everything I can think of is video related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZPnCMVwQFk

>CYOAnon finally has time for questing only to get spooked
>Thatch returns but soon has to go away

Fug.

>>2865528
They are the same person

>>2863236
Somehow, I am liking this.

La-li-lu-le-lo

>>2865825
Turn off the console, Raiden.

>>2865825
I NEED SCISSORS! 61

GOOD NEWS NEWT!

Finally got my comp back from my buddy (fucking finally after calling him repeatedly about it over and over again) but I may have completely lost the files forever so there's a downside to it.

At least I can finally get back and focus on drawing.

>>2867192
Hey man, you take as much time as you need, while I start writing this quest
I have some more time now, so that's good

Huh, so no one's up? No quests running? Well, excellent. In 4 weeks, if the gods allow, I'll have access to my tablet and unrestricted free time for exactly 1 week. That time will be my time. Maybe.

Sleepy here, might gonna resume WQ soon. Apologies from yesterday.

>>2869095
What happened?

>>2869107
Well... It was my birthday yesterday, and I had another Dark Souls 2 session. If only I told you earlier. After my tabletop session, it'll resume.

>>2869117
Happy belated birthday, Sleepy!

>>2869117
Well happy birthday Mr. Narcoleptic Undead.

Take a CYOA Character, with his/her sexual position.

>Murasa
Doggy Style

>>2869671
>Jill
Reverse Cowgirl

>>2869671
>Valentine
69

>>2869671
>Todd
EVERYTHING

>>2869693
I appreciate the wordplay, but
>Amazon

>>2870002
>Todd
>Mating press

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Good morning fuckers.
I'm back home.

is rvb up yet?

>>2871171
Noon CST.
1 hour, 13 minutes.

>>2869671
>Chloe
"Is 'choking' a sexual position"

>>2871534
I can imagine Jasper just hugging alot and trying his best before unleashing his gallon of baby batter

>>2871673
I can't imagine Jasper having sex, honestly.

Smoke's really going to step up her game to seduce him.

>>2871673
>Jasper trying to get with Chloe

Lots of awkward pinching.

>>2871700
>spontaneous partner exercise

>>2871826
>Yulia tries to fondle Jasper while he's showering
>he thinks it's surprise CQC lessons

>>2871856
>he almost did that to Snails

>>2871856
>>2871901
>Smoke likes it rough
>she gets off to his CQC basics
>Jasper thinks Smoke's ecstatic face shows him how she likes training with him

>>2871901
Jasper really keeps hurting Snails unintentionally.

>>2871935
>Chloe realizes he's an idiot
>Teaches Jasper an "anti-female" technique
>Cut to a year later
>Jasper convicted for war crimes

>>2872018
>he's sent to the same prison as Gold
>because of his contancts to Ironwood, he at least gets to be put in her cell
>tells his story
>Gold chuckles and explains him "how to really make a girl happy"
>everything she knows is from /d/-tier doujins

>>2872018
>Jasper gets too gullible to absolutely everyone.

>>2872018
Is Jasper that impressionable?

>>2872084
When it comes to girls: Yes.

I'd say he is about as impressionable concerning how to behave towards girls as Alison is impressionable concerning how to behave towards faunus.

>>2872107
Would you say no to Chloe?

>>2872244
Depends on the question.

RvB S14 E2
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/7a7a367c-7d9b-4bdd-9063-c935e051cd04/index.m3u8

>We shagged Chloe before Mel

>>2872290
"Do you want to try to make me gag?"

>>2872348
My answer to that would be "Is that something you're into?"
If no, then no.
If yes, then sure.

>>2872348
>hard irrumatio

muh dik

>>2872290
>"Do you want to stir my pussy up?"

>>2872367
...I bet you're real popular with the ladies, anon

>>2872554
Face it, nobody of us is.
Except RASSilon, but he had to push a girl down the stairs first.

>>2872554
I don't really try, considering 99% of the girls in my area are under 18, over 40, engaged/married, or white trash with multiple kids and no future.

>>2872565
The true alpha of alphas.

>>2872565
What counts as `popular with the ladies"?
Because I just remebered how fucking dense I was back in highschool.
Like, beyond Jasper tiers of dense.

>>2872770
Being dense is definitely better than chasing everyone without getting with anyone.

>>2872819
It's certainly endearing if nothing else.
And endearing is more likely to get someone worth getting than douchey.

>>2872770
I don't think Jasper is dense, he's just sheltered in a very weird way from being too focused on soldiering.

>>2872986
Or he just doesn't realize lewd stuff if his sister isn't involved...~

>>2872986
>>2873011
Jasper a cute

>>2873011
That's why Jasper was ready to give Kep that handy. He was just trying to be a good onii-chan.

>>2873081
Oh christ, no.
>Jasper got his first erection and asked Raye what was happening to him.
>She totally jacked him off and told him to go to her if it ever happened again, didn't she?

>>2873119
Of course she did.
She is best sister.
She always knows what's best.
And she made it feel good, too! He tried it on his own, but it didn't feel that good.

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>>2873119
oh boy.

Aero resuming in Ocho at a bar near you!

>>2872344
Thank you, Anon.

>>2872770
>tfw thought I was dense but then realized nobody liked me

>>2872347
>Mel didn't have sex with Todd because she didn't want to encourage his sleeping around
>Consequently, Todd slept around
Well, it's the thought that counts

>>2874032
Friends are more important than lovers Anon.
Someone likes you.
Even if it's just three lines of anonymous text on an imageboard.

>>2874032
I'm just now remembering how I missed a chance to get it on with some blonde twins.
Oh God, remembering it hurts so bad.
I'm never getting an opportunity like that again.
Just fucking kill me.

>>2874111
Confirmation trips.

>>2872565
Nothing gets them hot and bothered like a broken bone.

>>2874699
How about a broken bone and strong anaesthetic?

>>2874737
Pretty sure that's just rape, anon.

>Oh gosh, are you okay? Hey does this smell like chloroform?

>>2874794
Don't forget the *shove*
>Thud
That comes first.

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>>2874846
?

>>2874877
Who is this semen demon?

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>>2874877
Wrong image

>>2874877
The joke is tast RASSilion shoved her down stairs so she'd be in a position to sleep with him.

>>2874911
My horrible secret, brought to light.

I bring great dishonor to my family.

>>2862956
>>2874897
Anti bully ranger.

Ded thred.
Which characters from each of the CYOAs (current or otherwise) give the best blowjobs?

>>2876015
Valetine's got my vote.

>>2876015
Naja.

>Snek tongue wrapped all around your dick

>>2876015
Chloe

>>2876063
>acidic saliva

>>2876015
Raye

>>2876015
>>2876057
this.

Deepthroat + humming? AND some multi-orgasm semblance?
Yes please.

I'm a snekfag through and through, but this is just the objectively superior blowjob.

>>2876057
Correct

>>2876077
Given time, maybe some day. She doesn't have a gag reflex.

>>2876015
I'd say Valentine.
From what I know of the characters I wrote, Tyria would be second.

>>2876015
>each
Missed that part.
Refer to >>2876057 for TQ.
Idk, maybe Mari for MQ? Possibly Leroy if he rolls that way because of the cherry thing.
Maybe Bee, idk.
Mura from WQ.
[spoiler]Crystal[/spoiler] in AQ.
Don't know any of the other quests.

>>2876015
>Murasa
Throat fucking balls deep, would choke hard
>Gumi
She takes it slow with alleged nibbles.

>>2876015
In CQ, probably Maddy, using some of her food to add extra stimulus of some sorts?

Or Bianca, depending on what she's hiding beneath that mask ~

>>2876015
>TQ
Valentine
>MQ
Tyria
>AQ
Regalia
>RQ
Raye
>WQ
Murasa
>CQ
The White Queen
>RQ
Alina

>>2876057
>>2876077
Valetine is better at giving blowjobs, Chloe is better at being used for a blowjob

>>2876590
Well, he said "gives," so I'll take that win.

>>2876176
>From what I know of the characters I wrote, Tyria would be second.
Really? Not Nurse Violet?
That's a surprise.

>>2876656
>violently facefucked by a serial killer

>>2876656
Well, in terms of overall sex, Violet wins out over Tyria, no question. If it's just BJs, it's Tyria.
>>2876688
Double dubs, but still wrong.

>>2867531

So do you have a deadline for me or something?

>>2876726
But you said yourself that Veles facefucked her.
Or did you retcon that?

>>2877071
He did.
We got happy endings for everyone not dead yet.

Sadly, this excludes best girl CINT ;_;

>>2872347
I said Mel would have to step up her game or Chloe would overtake her, though I didn't expect to be proven right so quickly.

On the subject of banging Chloe; now that we've shown her the wonders of boys, does she have the self-control to handle that enlightenment or is she going on a cock-binge through the barracks as we speak?

>just realized that Herc is the weapon that will surpass Metal Gear

>>2877829
>On the subject of banging Chloe; now that we've shown her the wonders of boys, does she have the self-control to handle that enlightenment
HAH.
Probably not.

>>2877829
>or is she going on a cock-binge through the barracks as we speak?
>Mel restrains herself with the intent to keep Todd from sleeping around
>Todd continues to sleep around, with Mel's best friend
>Now said best friend is also sleeping around
I take it back Mel. It's the thought that counts UNLESS you colossally fuck up like that. Better luck next time

>>2877829
>>2877864
We must take responsibility for the monster we've created. We must take responsibility hard, repeatedly and hopefully while Jill is watching.

>>2877979
>Want to run TQ
>No WiFi

[Angry CYOA Noises]

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>>2878152

>>2874111
Clearly she needs to change up her strategy, he won't need to sleep around if she can keep Todd sexually satisfied at all time. Without having sex of course, she's not some kind of slut. Naturally, Anal doesn't count

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>>2878152

>>2878189
She also wouldn't have to if she killed Todd.

>>2878189
Hickory pls go, you shouldn't be posting on 4chan when you're meant to be teaching

>>2878461
That's Plan E, she's not quite there yet.

>>2878474
>tfw an old ass color war vet wants the dick

>>2878591
Ughhh I made a mistake. Let it die

>>2878624
If I have to suffer, you have to suffer too.

>>2878646
I suffer enough on my own.

>>2878766
So do I. It seems we're at an impasse.

Which Achievement Hunter would you fug?
Ray's ghost is an acceptable answer.

>>2878813
Gavin.

>>2878813
Lindsay, easy.
Ryan a close second.

>>2878813
Ryan, Geoff, and Lil J. In that order.

>>2878813
Is barb an achievement hunter?

>>2878878
barbed cat penis

>>2878491
>Plan A: Show him what a good wife you are and give him a taste [Failed]
>Plan B: Anal doesn't count [In Progress]
>Plan C: Forced marriage at arrowpoint [Mom's blessing aquired]
>Plan D: Anal doesn't count 2: Anal harder [Gonna need more lube]
>Plan E: Trap him on a deserted island, convince him you're the last two people left alive [Preparations in progress]
>Plan F: Operation Thunderpanther [REDACTED]
>Plan G: Together in the Afterlife [Mom's blessing still in progress]

>>2878878
Nope.

>>2878878
No.

Geoff
Jack
Ryan
Michael
(Ray)
Gavin
Lindsay
(Kdin) (Requisitioned to edit for The Know by Ashley)
Matt Bragg
Jeremy
Trevor
"Shifty" Larry
Steff
Male Unnamed Intern
Female Unnamed Intern

>>2878905
>Plan F: Operation Thunderpanther [REDACTED]
gonna need details, Chief

>>2878813
Lindsey is easy mode
I guess Michael if I had to pick a dude

>>2878921
Actually, technically Gavin should be (Gavin), as Geoff has said that he never officially hired him and he's technically a RT employee, but not an AH employee.

>>2878937
I can't say too much, but I can tell you it counts as 3 different war crimes.

>>2878905
I'd marry you Mel, but I'm only one voice adrift in the sea of Todd's consciousness.

I'm a fucking slut for good food.

Refresh my memory.

Has anyone actually asked Todd out?

>>2878905
The real question is, which plan did Mel's mom get up to?

>>2878905
This actually looks somewhat accurate.

One problem.

Mel has a very sensitive butt. It hurts to poop.

>>2879012
Izz for the ball.

>>2879012
Zero people.

>>2879012
Does Deery requesting he tear her up with his horsecock count?

There was also prom, but that was fake and didn't count

>>2879039
Not a date, an escort.

>>2879039
>>2879051
>>2879053
>>2879070
Why hasn't Mel tried that, then?

>>2879021
Thunderpanther
There's a reason the moon is in pieces

>>2879021
Well actually... Mel's dad followed her home.

>>2879053
bullcock, anon.

>>2879092
Because that would be way too easy.

>>2879138
Mel's mom seems nice, I wish we could meet her but then we might end up fucking her, and that would be wrong.

>>2879092
A lady does not ask for a date, anon.

>tfw you're good at fucking, but just want to go on dates
>tfw no one ever goes out with you

A Todd is a lonely creature.

>>2879215
I mean you've already got two of them.

>>2879027
>[Gonna need even more lube]

>>2879232
Oh. Actually.

Mayo asked you on a date.

She invited you to her house for dinner and board games.

>TFW the only date Todd has ever been on was with a 7 year old

>>2879027
>She warms up beforehand
>Todd applies the lube with his semblance

>>2879012
We asked Chloe out once. It was fun.

>>2879281
And it worked out great, mayo best daughteru

>>2879287
>It slides in with ease

>And breaks Mel's tailbone

>>2879287
>tfw we don't feel anything because absolutely no friction

>>2879287
>Mel never goes anywhere without a butt plug, just in case.
>At least she has a tail now.

>>2879249
Well, other than Lynette the only other older women Todd's landed are Valentine and Peng.
This only raises further questions

Besides, Momma Hunter is a good wife. She wouldn't have an affair with some young stud who shows up at her door

>>2879462
Nah, I think CYOAnus confirmed we fucked Chloe's mom back on earth.

>>2879418
Yknow if you mentioned that tail thing... There are probably a few girls who would humor it.

>Jill has a tail
>Still worst girl

>>2879462
>Valentine is the fourth BTCH's mom
>Peng is Izzy's mom

>>2879484
I did no such thing.

>>2879497
This is also wrong.

>>2879491
>Implying Jill is bad
Fuck you, Jill is a good girl!

>>2879497
I like to think Valentine was once the protagonist of her own CYOA years ago, and she's always regretted not taking the harem route.

>>2879555
nah.
definitely worst girl.

>>2879569
Or she took the harem route, and lost best boy because of it.

>tfw you have to drown your feels in meaningless sex

>>2879569
Valentine got a bad end by chasing shotacock.

In her defense, it was a huge shotacock.

>>2879632
So huge that it irrevocably destroyed her womb?

>>2879632
Was it Izzy's dad?

>>2879092
That dog was trained by Jill; boys are not her forte

>>2879619
I don't think she'd be pushing others to the harem route if that was the case. I think she got her best boy, lost him, and now regrets letting herself get hurt like that

>>2879249
That wouldn't happen to include whoever Chloe's adopted guardian on Remnant was, would it?

>>2879756
Well, now that she's alone in the clinic with the Doc, she might get some useful boy advice. On the other hand, doc's probably to busy dealing with the state we left the room in to care about Todd's love life

>tfw buried my cat.
Well, you uhh. You guys want to discuss gazelle butt? Maybe deer butt? Or spider butt? Or snek butt?

>>2880319
We can discuss butts of all kind. I prefer butts with tails to play with.

>>2880319
You need a hug, anon?

>>2880347
Nah, I didn't really care for the fat bastard.
My sister though. Oooh man. I don't know how to break it to her.

>>2880367
Cat'sDeadWhatever.jpg

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>>2880391

>>2880367
Pull her into a hug and sob inconsolably into her shoulder about the cat.

She'll feel too awkward to feel sad about the cat.

>>2880391
Well I mean, I've got experience handling corpses. Didn;t shock me too much when I just saw him lying on the ground, stiff and paws crossed.


So, back to faunus grills. Rank em, boys.

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>>2880319

>>2880431
snek > spider > deer > gazelle

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>>2880431

>>2880431
Well, Tyria changes quite a bit after the timeskip. So if we go by currently known shit then I second >>2880464

>>2880509
Changes in what way?

D-does she stop being lewd?!
No MTL harem?!
nooooo!

>>2880542
Lots of ways.

No. She gets lewder.
Yes.
yeeeeees!

>>2880567
>She gets lewder.
thank goodness.

is that a "yes you're right, no MTL" or is that a "yes, MTL"

>>2880593
>yes, MTL

>>2880628
thank the gods.

>>2880431
You could've sent him to a taxidermist to be stuffed.

>>2880509
Did poor Beth ever get some, or does Leroy's dense-ness know no bounds

>>2880672
Yes.

>>2880660
>>2880660
But that's like, beyond creepy as shit.
Like, cat-lady levels of creepy.
Besides, he looked like a shriveled up testicle when I found him.
Oh and my sister took the news better than expected.
Hoooorei.