Zootopia thread awkward edition also Can someone translate

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>>2837879
>I've found more to life than just hustling.

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>>2836844
Thanks pall, glad you like it.

>>2837783
Thanks anon

>>2837888
Thanks KK, happy to get your aproval.

Right, with that i'm heading off. G'night everybody have a good one.

>>2838226
night go t

>>2837225
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/B4CdMR6f

Real Thread

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>>2838197
Okay, I'll try it. Finishing a business proposal , then will send CC to her.

Just hope she doesn't think its creepy of me.

>>2838276
nah

>>2838276
Eat shit, split threads are the worst.

>>2838276
fuck off mate.

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After 30 years in the force, Nick goes into retirement, having his last cafe hang out with Judy as a cop before passing out of the force.

how do i draw eyes

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>>2838316

>>2838276
Make like a lemming and jump off a cliff.

>>2838316
>comic looks nice
>filename begs to differ

... go on.

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>>2838337

>>2838355
This comic really takes a misstep when they, like SO MANY PIECES OF BAD FANART, fall back on the "it's called a hustle, sweetheart" meme line.

It's the new comic by eightspartans on tumblr.

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>>2838355

>>2838147
I think it works a lot better, though uh... you're missing the end...?

I'm sure it wasn't intentional... right?

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This thread feel hostile.

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>>2838399

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>>2838399
Awwwwww

dont you do this to me all I have been able to think about is my mortality for months now

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>>2838422
that's some grade A fine suffering you got there friend. Real good stuff, fine quality.

gonna go watch some puppies or pet my cat or something now

>>2838422
My heart was not prepared.

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>>2838355
>He calls her Hopps 30 years later
>Doesn't mention Husband on the gravestone

So platonic friendship?

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>>2838422

>>2838316
>Middle-aged Judy

I wouldn't mind more of this.

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>>2838422
it's well done but
is it bad that i didn't feel a thing on this comic ?
and the only thing in my mind is why the grave said brother ?

>>2838422
so she's... 54? damn, that ass stayed fine.

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>>2838143
I know nothing of Dark Souls.. I'm trying to play it but I spend all my time drawing instead.

>>2838494
Damn, I should have made the file name "the meaning of his tears"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MuygMqV8eE

>>2838506
Nick died young, jeze

>>2838506
Judging by how much older she looks, I assume thats a decade or 2 later

>>2838505
probably a cop thing?

>>2838505
when you know someone for a lot of years sometimes it can feel that way

I don't keep up with real life popstars, is it common for the sexy female ones to have shirtless musclemen surrounding them?

>>2838537
Well for one thing I'm sure itll bother some people that it said "Brother" instead of like "Husband"

>>2838526
this was prefaced with "After 30 years in the force"

>>2838551
No, I caught that with the opening lines.

I'm just saying Judy looks even older in front of the gravestone than she does in the previous panels. Unless thats not intentional, I'd say shes probably a decade or 2 older by the time hes dead

>>2838327
Zootopia style eyes are typically shaped like guitar picks/spades

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>>2838527
I'm pretty sure the artist meant for them to have a platonic relationship, so the "brother" thing was for Judy.

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>>2838316
Nice. I enjoyed it. Good art. Cool premise. Pretty good all around.

>>2838566
It's supposed to be 14 years later, when Nick dies of natural causes.

>>2838607
Where does it say that? On whereever it was posted?

So he died at 74? Still kinda young for someone who is presumably in shape. Unless hes going with "Animals live shorter lives than humans"

>>2838628
74 really isn't that young

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>>2838628
Or, you know, since police have higher rates of ptsd and stress related issues like hear problems and high blood pressure. But yeah, in shape.

>>2838643
Its not THAT old either. Its like the young to middle aged of old, if thats clear at all

>>2838649
Holy shit you did it. Ahaha! Thanks a lot!

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>>2838649
Oh deer Jesus.

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>>2838585
>I'm pretty sure the artist meant for them to have a platonic relationship, so the "brother" thing was for Judy.

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>>2838316
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>>2838422 (checked)
These feels man, I didn't ask for them.

Where's a fucking Zootopia Wojak when you need one

But since I'm here, might as well criticize. The characters don't really look older in the first sequence. The order of the word balloons is all fucked up. Her falling to her knees really doesn't add any gravitas, and feels kind of a cliche. But the thing with the recorder was absolutely fucking brilliant, making you look back in the story and playing with the medium, and even more brilliant when it turns out it wasn't Judy who used it.

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>>2838422
That was cute nice job anon. Though I don't get how it'd draw tears.

>>2838699
30 years later and the battery on that thing is still good. Zootopia needs to lend us some fucking tech here.

>>2838699
I dunno, it was clear to me they were older. Mostly with Judy, she looked pretty clearly middle aged.

>>2838628
78, if he's 64 in the cafe scene.

Here's the artist and source:
http://eightspartans.tumblr.com/post/144303045171/say-judy-this-took-me-awhile-i-literally

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I can tell someone's having a better Friday night than me

Case in point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM

>>2838759
This is at least a few days old, if not more? How is this having a better night than you now?

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Requesting Finnick making cute fennec noises.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsgEtNeJ-Ps

>>2838759
What a wierd song

>>2838778
Nearing a week old.

>>2838778
Because that couple is likely still together.

R63 Nick when

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>>2838793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1wXjuPXPBQ

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>tfw disney cancels infinity

FUCK EVERYTHING

>>2838837
i found it funny but at the same time i question why are they naked and gekkering over money, who's paying who in this picture

>>2838837
Foxes make the worst sounds out of any animal.

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>>2838851
It's okay. You can masturbate with the tears as lube.

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>>2838867
have you heard goats before?

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>>2838831
>R63 Nick when
>when

J-just take it, you DOUBLE HUSTLER!

>>2838851
I got the figs, but the gameplay videos didn't seem that interesting.

>>2838851
Honestly the concept of Infinity is kind of a paradox (oxymoron? Something along those lines)

Its meant for kids to buy the toys and plug them into the game.

But at the same time, the vast majority of the content is user created. And the targetd age group almost certainly won't be competent enough to actually make high quality content for the game.

So it mostly targets kids, but needs older users to actually create stuff for players to do in the game.

>>2838422
Pretty good, though people would've been even more upset if they were in a relationship.

>>2838722
It's just a matter of changing the battery tho? If the memory it uses isn't volatile, it makes perfect sense.

>> 2772333
Image unrelated. Except it is. Except it isn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5cOAb2mSW

>>2838958
Oh, I figured it was a sealed non rechargeable battery

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>>2838422
>knew what was coming when she was looking down on panel 2

I am dead inside, and this comic is the killer.

>>2838986
W E W L A D
E
W
L
A
D

>>2838986
they're so happy
but who's that behind her?

>>2838867
https://youtu.be/hEX5xXzlBn0?t=45s

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FIC UPDATE

WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6413431/chapters/15622939

Hey /trash/lings! Write Anon here!
I took some of your guys's advice and retooled a shit ton of chapter nine

Also, there's some steamy addition to the end of the chapter.

Also, I've been out of the dumpster for a while, did I miss anything?

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>>2772333

You can't escape it.

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>still no Gideon/Travis lewds

Why?

>>2838821
Doesn't mean he's plowing the fox hole every night. Didn't he say they don't see each other that often?

>>2839042
the deer, the pose wouldnt make sense without someone/thing behind her

>>2838909
Wouldn't say the worst, but can get a little odd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBpZTo1dlPM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su3ovMsFXMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAUlzt_njmk

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>>2838410
oh yeah whoops
I edited out for that one anon

>>2838915
I will take it and I will like it

>>2839066
YES, BUT THAT ALMOST GUARANTEED EVERY TIME FOXHOLE IS IN VIEW
FOXHOLE IS HOLED
DRILLED
GIGA-DRILLED

Them hips tho...

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>>2839086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh6c0SOfkH4

>>2838986
Holy moly frijoles!
I guess this is what happens when her brother's not around to defend her virtue.

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>>2839157
What. The. Fuck.

>>2838710
I don't suppose the grieving would invoke any personal memories? Or scenarios of what awaits you? Empathy is a huge part of fiction.

>>2838986
You know what, usually I would love this, and I reckon is very well drawn, but at the moment I'm too high on feels.

>>2839078
I wonder if her fluff feels good on the deer dick. You know just watching that he's leaking pre all over her back.

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>>2839157
I have a few questions

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>>2839157
ha ha ha ha what a funny comic

>>2839191
>I wonder if her fluff feels good on the deer dick. You know just watching that he's leaking pre all over her back.
Sheesh, I'd hope not. That's probably hard to get out. Wool can be a pain.

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>>2839157

>>2839192
I can assure you, the answer to every one will be "autism".

>>2839187
>but at the moment I'm too high on feels.

I know this feeling man. Interstellar just took me on a fucking wild ride I was not prepared for.

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im back

did you miss me?

this time its not domesticated I swear.

>>2839148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA4CTzhrLu8

>>2839055
Learn to draw, cunt

maybe people will care.

>>2839239
oh man, I can agree with that.

Was not expecting it.

I should go listen to that final song again.

>>2839157
what did i just read?
>>2839175
kek

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>>2839252

>>2839252
Mella's art really is too cute.

>>2839239
Honestly I wasn't a big fan of Interstellar. The visuals were great, but the plot felt jerky and all over the place.

Also whoever fell asleep on the pipe organ should be fired, there were so many times I couldn't understand what was being said because of a high pitched noise in my ear

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>deviantart

Of course.

>>2839078
>the deer, the pose wouldnt make sense without someone/thing behind her
That's actually kinda sweet. She's leaning on him and he's rubbing her arms to keep her reassured/relaxed while giving physical support. I know he's probably hoping he gets to go next, but still, it's kind of a sweet thing.

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>No pastebin

reee and such

read this
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6682150/chapters/15616657?view_adult=true

bump this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7Qt_SMAOcY

fug dis

>>2839155
Haha, defend? He's probably twice as pent up as her! Just because you don't want to see your sister getting plowed by a mutual friend doesn't mean you're not also a horny bugger

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>>2839279

>>2839244
Hahaha I forgot about this

>>2839055
Does anyone in /zoot/ read fanfics anymore?

Or, better yet, are any zoot fanfics worth reading?

No to both

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>>2839279
>deviantart

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>>2839157
i need a judy version of this pic.

>>2839279
>>2839295
Every day we drift further from God.

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>>2839295
pls no more

>>2839275
I can agree with the audio, some lines of dialogue felt like they were a bit too quiet.

>>2839294
>Haha, defend? He's probably twice as pent up as her! Just because you don't want to see your sister getting plowed by a mutual friend doesn't mean you're not also a horny bugger
Well that's what I mean. He seemed to take his role of protecting her seriously. Sure he wanted some action himself (with Judy) but he didn't want his sister to get any. Kinda selfish if you ask me.

>>2839326
ROGER ROGER

>>2839055
Cool man I'll be sure to give it a read when I get the time.

>>2839279
>>2839295
Ok, these actually made me chuckle a bit. They are just so dumb

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>>2839326

>>2839179
>>2839192
Disney owns Zootopia
Disney owns Star Wars
That's the only explanation I can think of

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>>2839308
home of quality content

>>2839331
the rest of that gallery isn't worth bothering with anyway

>>2839191
Have you ever gotten hair down your urethra? Shit fucking hurts.

>>2839283
Hey, Clunk, Write Anon here.
What's good?
Besides your fic, that is.

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>>2838649
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>2839055
hell yeah thats a good fic

>>2839305
i do, not many but yeah

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>>2836046

>>2839295
STOP

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>>2839381
Pls no, i'm running out of batter images.

>>2839364
>it was the robots all along
>watching from the shadows,
>waiting for their moment to strike

>>2839295
>was it something I said
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What the fuck man? You missed a page. How dare you deny me my feels?

Woot. Updates. Don't let the hateanons get to you man, I love your work. Also, what a tease.

>>2839384
Yeah, hurts like hell, but wool is curly and tight knit, would it even be able to go up there?

>>2839305
Some of them are good.

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>>2839381

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>>2839406
I guess you batter find some more.

>>2839400
So when do we get art of her giving full body jobs for money?

>>2839446
>didn't even make a shitty pun

shame on you

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>>2839401

>>2839305
No, I never did. I can't read.

> writing
> have been writing this fic prompt for two weeks
> just want some crashy-smashy between the fox and bun
Jesus Christ, how hard is it to seal the deal with two people sleeping next to one another in a bed? FUCK

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>>2839446
Unpunny beaners like you are the reasons I look for imags like these!

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>>2839394
>Hey, Clunk, Write Anon here.
Hey Write!

>What's good?
Just playing some Skyrim, trying to unwind for the day. I fucked up a lot today and yesterday.

>Besides your fic, that is.
Why thank you!

How are you doing? What's life, man?

>>2839477
That whole documentary was cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFv0-TdIt3U

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>>2839381

>>2839493
> ultra-compentent office lady
> eager to dig at the less-competent but enthusiastic rakehell woman
Yyyyyeah nah

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my gut hurts after reading that

>>2838859
Its referencing Nick splitting the cut in the movie good god.

>>2839493
any mods?

and please don't say the horse dick one

>>2839545
Lover's lab

>>2839528
I felt nothing.

>>2839528
Reading what?

>>2839570
that, apparently

>>2839533
and i was implying gay sex and prostitution goodness gracious

>>2839584
Sure little guy. What can you tell me about this Jesus? Will he mow my lawn?

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>>2839545
Oh, of course.

>and please don't say the horse dick one
Fuck you man

Nah, I kid. I've found that by following the /tesg/ guide, the game is both really beautiful and fun

http://www.tesgeneral.com/

>>2839527
megan is a total cyootie tho

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Well I am absolutely wasted

How are things folks?


Did bunon return with her opinions on her date or whatever?

>>2839618
How would Nick behave with her around? Would he be flirty to try and tease Judy?

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>>2839634
I believe the filename says it all.

I mean, how can you resist a vixen?

>>2839630
Nobby, shut up and get back to work.

>>2839630
I'll be joining you soon, in being drunk that is.

As for me still in pain and bleeding but you know good stuff,

>>2839630
>Did bunon return with her opinions on her date or whatever?
I haven't seen her.

Maybe she fucked off after that thread earlier?

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night /ztg/

>>2839657
I can'r work when I'm drunk. Ruins my perception of what sounds good and what doesnt

>>2839671
I haven't been this drunk in years. I can barely even solve the captcha

>>2839493
>How are you doing? What's life, man?

Oh, you know, just living. Juggling working and writing, the eternal struggle.

I have to say, I've very impressed with your newest chapter. Sihn should really learn when it is and isn't appropriate to share heavy ordinance.

That said, I think you could do a lot with the subtle implication that the Zootopia universe is somewhat more advanced than ours
Dunno, it could add that little extra elbow room when writing about war drama or the l plight of the downtrodden.

I just posted a rewrite of chapter nine for WUtB, let me know what you think!

>>2839618
> the lazy female foil for the female character is kyoot at least
No dice. Get bent.

>>2839690
Oh thank god. For a second I thought they were gay.

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>>2839655

>>2839630
What's good bro, saying myself German liquid bread, working to liquid gold here pretty quick.

>>2839733

DEEPEST LORE

>>2839782
DEEP FOX LORE

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>>2839757
Just got back from my sister's wedding rehearsall. Way too much wine, wayy too many white russians. My only weakness.

Are things comfy?

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>>2839484
practice greentexts? they force you to get right into the action at least

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>>2839710
>No dice. Get bent.

The only thing getting bent is my dick, friend.

>Oh, you know, just living. Juggling working and writing, the eternal struggle.
I know the feel well.

>I have to say, I've very impressed with your newest chapter. Sihn should really learn when it is and isn't appropriate to share heavy ordinance.

Just think the amount of blood and suffering that could have been avoided if he had only learned the appropriate protocol for sharing explosive ordinances with others. Like, awkward timing bro.

>That said, I think you could do a lot with the subtle implication that the Zootopia universe is somewhat more advanced than ours
I do juggle a lot of that low-scifi stuff. On some level it's logical for them to have some better technology, if only to fabricate small cell phones for hamsters.

>I just posted a rewrite of chapter nine for WUtB, let me know what you think!
Liggity link me senpai

>>2839733
DAMN WEAV

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>>2839493
>Skyrim

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>>2839055
>54k words
>fanfic

Too far gone

get comfy

>>2838837

>hey guys is someone car having trouble getting started over here

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>>2839802
Psh, when have we ever not been comfy

>>2839811
Also meant for >>2839700

I keep forgetting to post

>>2839814
Every so often I get the urge to play heavily modded Skyrim.

Would it make you feel better if I told you I have 100+ hours on S.T.A.L.K.E.R.?

>>2839305
Reading is for old people and gays lmoa

>>2839842
I dunno man, recently things hav4e been pretty NOT comfy.

>>2839802
Its comfy enough.
>wayy too many white russians
How many?

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POOCHY'S DEAD

>>2839696
What did you drink?

>>2839873
edit and you know it, knock it off

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>>2839860
>the joke

>>2839861
>>2839880
three white russians, but I had a pint of Yuengling and like four or five glasses of cabernet

I dont wanna sleep

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>>2839805
Yeah, I have in the past. It's just romantic tension? Most of my sex has been "you fancy a bang?" with someone I trust. Not many longing looks of long-suffering love.

Wildehopps shippers, though ... they really love their dramatic tension. Shoot.

I dunno, I'll just have to burn through it and post tonight.

So, I gotta ask.

How did bunnies even evolve to flop over when they're really happy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55RwANprhBY

>>2839811
I gotchu senpai-a-llama-ding-dong
>>2839055

>>2839904
Damn breh.

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>>2839860
Have some comfy to balance it out.

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>>2839802
>Are things comfy?
Depends on whether you read the comic at the beginning of the thread. Also missing page between 3 and 4: >>2839427

>>2839850
>Would it make you feel better if I told you I have 100+ hours on S.T.A.L.K.E.R.?
... yes.

You ever just smokw, drink and think about how eff'd up youve.made your life?

>>2839897
Damn shame if that's the case.

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>>2839975
Yeah man. Last time I even got close to being thisn drunk I had like 8 beers, 2 shots, and 5 jello shots.

>>2839985
Appreciate it,

>>2839990
I'll have to read it tomorrow when I'm a bit more sober.

>>2840010
Pretty much every other day yea

>>2840010
I do that without the smoking and drinking.

>>2839904
Well, three's a crowd i guess.
>I dont wanna sleep
Tomorrow it's saturday, you can do whatever you want.

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>>2836212

>>2839934
How did humans evolve to laugh

>>2840031
That'd be true except my sister's wedding is tomororw

I love my sister I just wnana stay here in trash and shitpost.

>>2840024
What keeps you up at night?

>>2840028
The smoke and libations numb the pain.

>>2840070
This is a totally fair point that I didn't consider.

>>2840077
Prepare coffee for tomorrow's morning and use an alarm clock.
It works for me.

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>Hey kid, wanna over come your fears and try everything?

>>2839934
Has anyone drawn Judy doing a bunny flop? Because of not it needs to happen.

>>2840017
Whats the occasion if you dont mind me asking?

>>2840156
It's been requested a few times.

I think it's been done once or twice?

>>2840070
prosocial behavior's a helluva drug

>>2840156
instead of saying yes when they are being proposed bunnies just flop.

>>2840086
A strong sense of self loathing, also the comunity here makes me feel actually at home, sometimes I just like being that guy who stays up long enough to wish everybody a good night's sleep

>>2840207
>Nick proposes
>instead of answering Judy just falls over
>Nick thinks she's fainted
>she's just laying there with this blissed out, nigh on post-orgasm face

Make it happen, drawfags.

comfybomb thread with comfy music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seyeIZ4OiaM

>>2839960
>53k words

Gahd damn. Gahd damn.

okay gimme som time

>>2840225
Same. Recently I've become disillusioned with my work. I've been promised much over the years and received little. I put in for 2 more promotions this week, but if I'm not promoted, I'm gonna begin searching for work elsewhere.

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I just finished Fantastic Mr.Fox in the quest for more smugfox material

holy shit the ending is giving me massive feels

>>2840345
I forgot the ending, remind me?

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Topical.

i just sublimate all of my existential anxieties into crippling hypochondria

so maybe give that a shot

>>2840345
The whole movie was pretty fantastic.

>>2840265
Some German Band presents: "We Made Post-Punk in 1969"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIJaYFotmAg

>>2840370
and typical

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>>2840370
More topical

>>2840423
I really like to think that Nick is cross-dimensionally shitposting in these threads.

>>2840254
>he propsed in the middle of the precinct
>he had no idea of the flop thing
>friends start applauding
>nick is freaking out and can't figure out why everyone is applauding instead of helping judy

>>2840368
after getting his tail back and rescuing Kristofferson, find a supermarket via a sewer network that they were driven off to by Bean. Boggis, and Bunce, dance in celebration for surviving all the shit they went through

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Would you a Weaselton?

He needs more love in my opinion.

>>2840518
Isn't that Jude the dude?

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>>2840423
>>2840370
Well I suppose I might be home but I am in no way alone. I'm shit posting while talking with friends and playing games.

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>>2840518
I can get behind this

>>2840518
> Judy's face
Why ... Why does this remind me so much of Preed?

>>2840518
Nah, I'd be the opposite of friendly with him.
I'd be unfriendly.

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>>2840459
requesting this+pic related

>>2840568
Ugh, I'm just patiently waiting for a friend of mine to get on and he hasn't gotten on yet.

Truly the lowest layer of hell.

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>>2840518
I wouldn't.
Too skeevy for my tastes.

However, I wouldn't be opposed to seeing him getting his dick wet with some Zootopian ladies.

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>>2840592
>Preed

What?

>>2840601
Why?

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>>2838422
this comic got me like nothing has for a while

on a side note i dislike drawing on things that don't let me move stuff around

>>2840631
>All his bootleg films are actually just like this

>>2840423
Reminds me of an idea thrown around a few days ago. An anon thought about writing something about a sexually experient Judy and a wizard Nick. But people pointed out the resort sequence, and that put the kibosh on that idea.

>>2840614
Shit sucks

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>>2839055

>Those bro as fuck bad guys
>That FoxMom
>That make-out session
>That full-circle on the 'WildeHopps sounds like a ____' joke

You absolute madman. Also, how the FUCK did you write a novel-length fic in less than two months?!

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>>2840673
fuckin lmao

>>2840674
Oh!

Yeah!

That was me!

I wrote that!

It was kinda shit and there's a lot of things I don't like about it, but I can link it to ya if you want.

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>>2840664

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>Judy would never tell Nick
>but one time she got super wasted and got filthy with Duke in a back alley

Hello! It's nobody's favorite writefag writeyote. Anyone want their requests butchered if so give em to me

>>2840756
Finnick tells Judy that Nick's been cheating on her with him.
Then he shows her his wedding ring.

>>2840756
Clunkbot here, reading https://archiveofourown.org/works/6413431/chapters/15622939

Request
>Nick is slipped a low dose of nighthowler in his coffee down at the station
>What then happens

>>2840779
Done something like that already

>>2840673

>bought a copy of the hunger games
>just some weasel eating ramen looking at the camera saying shit like "this the REAL hunger games nigga"

>>2840395
comfiest song ever coming thru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FkL460Uil4

>>2840830
Shit, really? My bad.

>>2840664
actually I drew this really awfully, I blame it being late, but it won't let me delete it

meh

>>2840711
Sure, why not?

How did you get around the resort thing?

>>2840852
No problem man

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>>2840664
Whyyyy?

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>>2836247
This was a really comfy pic to draw.

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>>2840838
I'd watch the fuck out of Duke's bootlegs if this shit was on them

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Thread is slow and with feels today, curse those with an actual life outside /trash/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIdIqbv7SPo

>>2840063
You are absolutely the best, moosefriend!
What's your name? I'm sorry, I don't remember..

>>2840880
I just kinda brushed it off and explained it as shock.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11942332/1/Quickwrite-2-A-Cabin-in-Tundratown

>>2840842
Goddamn this is good.

>>2840897
This makes me wonder how many of you fags are close to me.
NYC, where my bushy tailed bretherin?

>>2840897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3SUPPeuRdU

Has he not gone beyond the hills? Has he not yet crossed the seven seas?

>>2840937
Best place in the world. Yet not exactly in NYC.

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>>2840838
Genuine laughs were had, anon.

>>2840892
>moose skull

Such is life in soviet Russia.

>>2839157
I can't avoid read "Sweet Jesus Christ" when Judy says their phrase...

>>2840958
>>2840937
NYC is a festering shithole.

We need a new Pastebin. The actual one is not being updated.

>>2840940
This is my favorite Gogol song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3hwPiHosFY

>>2840937
mexico
>here come the wall jokes

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To that AWS Engineering Anon:

Thank you for the advice. I started listing my profile in Angel List and started making overtures for companies in San Francisco and Seattle. I need to get some better Jenkins chops, but I'm no dummy.

So help me God, I'm inspired by a 2.5' bunny doing the best she can. I'm trying it.

>>2840937
I'm off on Long Island.

>>2840893
>he has a bootleg protozootopia.
bruh

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>>2839381
Quality costumes...

>>2840983
this

>>2840937
CT here.

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gonna be doing some bun faces because

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>>2841016
Made with love, anon.

>>2840937
Not very near NYC. I'm less than 50 miles south of the Canadian border

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>>2840901
Usually J but since it seems that you guys already have a J in this thread, you can just call me Jay or something.

also it's a reindeer, bud

>>2841034
Bun faces are always acceptable.

>>2841034
...is that a Something About Mary joke?

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>>2841034
I'd do that bun in the face.
Because.

>>2841059
no?

>>2840983
>>2841019
You're a festering shit hole. Get out.

>>2840999
I literally only know that song....

>>2841010
FUCK

>>2840792

Like this?

"Code green I repeat code green." Doug hissed into the walky talky.

Revenge would be his after the arest of Comadand Bellweather and all he would have to do is wait. Nick entered the office with a smug strut .

"Hey carrots leave the window open agian?"

Judy rolled her eyes.

"Not everyone like the smell of coffee, speaking of which your coffee looks disgusting."

Nick sat on his chair and sipped the taste of fake blue berries filling his mouth.

"Sorry you're so jealous but I have a report to fill out so would you min..."

Nick fell off his chair gasping.

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>>2841041
I love that shit!

>>2840963
I was decorating the cabin and halfway I realized that a moose skull is a bit more grim in zootopia.
I just decided to roll with it.

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>>2841059
I think it's a this, if that's Cutie's artist like I think it is.

>>2841091
I live here. You can't tell me I can't call it shit. I earned my right.

>>2841127
I live up by Rochester.

Can I call NYC shit?

I'm not sure I have a leg to stand on, desu.

>>2841091
There is nothing good about NYC that isn't already available in any major city.

>>2840937
Las Vegas here. Fucking place is boring as shit if you live here.

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let no one say I left a bandwagon unjumped

prepare your fucking tear glands

>>2841168
How often do you visit the city?

>>2841179
Really? I heard a bunch of tourists got run over a couple months ago.

>>2841084
The hairstyle, I mean.

>>2841127
It's literally best city NA, EUW, EUE, OCE, BR, LAN.

>>2841168
Nope

>>2841177
Honestly man, everytime I'm there i just want to live there forever,

>>2841184
>corrupting his own nephew

>>2841184
God damnit, here we go again

>>2841184
I cried through my penis and eyes equally.