ERP Thread Ballpark Franks Edition Previous: >>2801549

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10190242

Welcome to the new age

>>2804811
you really need to start putting a "who the fuck are any of these people" option on those

Nth for sleep.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10189887/r

>>2804617 (Filia)
>Excited to be one more time with her, he accpets the invitation and hugs her tightly under the covers.
With you by my side, there's no way I can't refuse to go to sleep!

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(Alright actual question; do you want me to actually set up a Cards against Humanity game?)

>>2804825
PLAY A THICK

>>2804843
So he should play Dedede? The thread could use some male thick

>>2804709
>>2804831
(Sure why not)
>The bouncing causes the bulge inside his pants to grow and he felt a slight comfort upon your nibbling
I-i'm open to most.
>He said shyly

>>2804831
Yeah, there's ERP deck by jeebo from months ago.
Wouldn't mind some rounds now.

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>>2804776
>>2804793
"Then say a date and time and Trixie will most likely be there!"

>>2804831
"Trixie will play a round."

>>2804859
(Dedede or Claycia. FOR BOTH GENDERS!)

>>2804699
(Screwed it up a bit first time I posted it)
>Already a sweaty mess, he panicked, he looked at her in confusion from her muffled crying.
Huh? H-Hey, what's wrong? Something I did? ... I wasn't -that- bad, was I?
>He cautiously placed his hand on her shoulder, something between a shoulder pat and a back rub as he tried to figure out how to console her.
C'mon, you can talk to me. If I screwed something up I'm really, really sorry!

I'm here to worship some ass.
Male or female just shove it in my face~

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>>2804864
>>2804870
>>2804902
(I'll make it now but I can't find that erp deck.)

>>2804864
Well why don't we open up your pants and have a little fun~
>The small boy giggles before sliding down placing his face next to your bulge.
Oh this looks like it'll be so fun~


http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=78
Password is: erp

>>2804902
http://i.imgur.com/3bT4lls.png

>>2804902
>>2804915 (Trixie)

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>>2804828
Aww anon, you're just so sweet.
>She rubs her cheek up against his face, feeling warm and fuzzy inside from his affectionate compliments.
>>2804799
Now that's a lot nicer!
>She takes the flower into her hand, sniffing it a bit.
>>2804794
Oh! Thanks anon, those look rather nice actually... I'll put em on just for you!
>She slips off her skirt, trying to slide the tight, stretchy pants up her legs, as they get caught on her thighs, unable to pull them up any further just yet.

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>>2804930
(Ever get you replies messed up? I feel like shooting myself right now)

>>2804699

>Happy with her approval, I begin moving up and around with my buttrubbing hand, giving your breast a proper attention as I slide a few fingers over the sensitive clit of my mistress, Anubis.

I may end up disrobing myself for you. Would you care if I wanted to have passionate sex with you?

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>>2804953
"Trixie wonders why we are never in the same place at the same time!"

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>>2804710
I will make up for it~
>>2804685
I can't erp right now. I'll be here later and erp.
"I don't have time for that anon, I have another assignment that was given to me, I'll be here later and we could have fun"
>She quickly bolts out of the door, almost too fast for you to see her.

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>>2804957
>He smiles and pops a bed for them
Lay down.
(next to valentine. filia is my fav skullgirl character)

>>2804699
(Reposting from end of last thread)
>He moved over and put it out. Picking up a small piece of charred map, he walked back over to her bed and peeled away the covers. He looked at her with a smile before giving her a kiss on the forehead and wiping away her tears. He handed her the piece of map, the little caricature of her he'd drawn in her stretch of desert.
How about just this one? I'm not going to need those any more, and it's the best way to get rid of them. After all, what use is a map when you're already where you supposed to be?
>He cocked his head to the side and laughed.
Damn cat, I'll have to thank her if I ever see her again.

>>2804811
You missed a lot of ava's that are active.

>>2804993
(did people really not figure that out already?)

>>2804959
(It happens to the best of us. Don't worry. Janky nights happen.)

>>2805026
He's listing all the shota avatars.

Unless he missed some.

Why vote on who is the cutest?
That's incredibly vain. Show's just how shallow of a person you really are.

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>>2804811
>someone voted for Innocent Boy

Nth for hugging yuruposter

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>>2805030
"Apparently not."

>>2805075
It's a demonstration on how shota players are all mentally ill and should fuck off

>>2804939
Well sure, why not?
>He starts to unbutton his pants, revealing his cock to you

>>2805097
kek

>>2804957
>Feeling her wartmth in her face makes him tighten the hug and press even more her breasts and belly against his. His happiness is, after a while, rubbing against her thigh.

>>2805097
(magolor isn't a true shota. but he looks like one)

>>2805079
That's actually his second vote. Somebody voted for him in an earlier poll.

>>2804902
Hell, if it didn't appear you were about to leave, I'd see if I can get my mouth around it right now.

>>2805126
But who? He was kind of an ass most of the time.

>>2805079
Would love to see him come back just to watch him kick Jiro's ass again.

>>2805161
IB never fought Jiro though.

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>>2805128
"Trixie will be going after this card game. It's nice to see an eager mouth, though,"

>>2805161
The only time Innocent Boy fought was with Rapeman and he god modded that fight

>>2805173
He did when Jiro was all things Rapeman. Kicked Jiro's ass twice.

>>2804902
>organizing a meetup

Too formal for me, to be honest. As someone who had a ERP threesome, the spontaneity of lust is what gets me. Trust me, Trixie, the next time you let me kneel down and wag that gorgeous hefty cock all over room for everyone to see, I wouldn't be surprised if a bystander or two would join me in the fun!

>>2805161
>Jiro's ass

When was this? Though I do agree, I want him to come back just so he can get friendzoned again or become another person's slave.

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>>2805110
>The small boy quickly takes your member in his soft hands.
My is this nice and big~
>He places his mouth at the bottom of your shaft and slowly runs his silken tongue up to the tip.
And so yummy~
>He quickly pops your member's head into his mouth and begins suckling on it as his tongue gently caresses it.

>>2805175
As I suspected. I'll just leave you with that thought then.

>>2805220
Did he fight Jiro or was Jiro playing Rape Man because there's a difference. I'm pretty sure they're meant to be two different characters.

>>2805198
Hi Jiro.

>>2804957
Oh, thank you! I hope they look cute on you~

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>>2805007
At least say please! Your friend wasn't nearly as forward as you.
>She walks over to the bed, standing at the side of it. It does look rather comfy, and she is feeling a bit tired...
>>2805122
Mmh, anon... you're so warm and nice to snuggle with.

>>2805220
Twice? I only remember the one fight where he went all Modern Tails (Age 15) on Rape Man who played the whole fight as a joke.

>>2805252
I'm not Jiro though, anon. Why are you trying to start drama all of a sudden?

>>2805247
Jiro was playing Rapeman and later on Rapeman's successor. Two fights, two dubyas for Innocent Boy.

best "fight" scene in these threads has to be that guy the other night who was so frustrated that he fapped hard enough to cause an anime-style "view the nuke from orbit" explosion

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>>2805259
>He pours some wine
Please if you wish take a cup.

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>>2805223
"Trixie understands. Hopefully our paths will meet then!"

>>2805246
"Goodnight!"

>>2805285
>and later on Rapeman's successor

You mean the red haired guy? Jiro actually fought him but stopped in the middle of it because he hates RP fighting.

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>>2805047
(I have no idea where my line of logic went to,
so I'm going to just wing it from there. Sorry!)
>>2804930
N-No...sorry, I just realized how happy I was...I didn't mean to act so emotional, but I have not laid with a man in such a long time that a bit of shame took hold in myself...
>Face buried, she couldn't face him despite being so nonchalant about everything earlier. Her tail wagged excitedly under the blanket at his touch, happy to feel him so close to her. Her flustered, embarrassed face finally emerged, looking at him with a slight tear in her eye.
F-Forgive me, I will recover. I am...okay now.
>She pulled him into a hug.
Please don't leave.


>>2804877
>With a sniff, she was beyond embarrassed by her behavior, enough to completely bury her head and curl up, feeling like she should die. Completely unbefitting of her kind or her statue. Sticking her head out of her blanket, the heavy fabric pushed up around her curved head with the exception of her ears, cloth bending around them.
H-Huh? That's that map I saw...
>It takes a second for the intelligent wolfkin to realize what he meant.
Y-You're going to stay here? B-But your home...
>Her tears didn't stop, even after he wiped them away. Anubis slung her arms around his neck, pulling him towards her sobbing.
I've been alone for so long.....wahhhh....

>>2804991
Hm...only if you swear to stay here until the end of time. If you leave, you shall be turned into sand and melt away into the desert. None shall find your bones. Agreeable?
>There was no threat in her words, just statement of simple fact. Her wolfish blood came out in her as she retracted her legs inward, pushing her ass up into the air as her clitoris was teased by the man so willing to please her body. If he agreed, she knew he would be loyal. If not, then no harm no foul, she had already gotten her pleasure.

>>2805226
He has been MIA of sorts since he was friendzoned. I don't see him being another person's slave since Nue was the one who put him through the wringer the first time.

>>2805301
>That image

>>2805259
Hmph...and I haven't even started yet.
>He rubs one of his legs against hers, and one of his hands against all of her back, under her clothes
...!
>He realizes that she isn't wearing a bra.

>>2805285
>Two fights, two dubyas for Innocent Boy.

I don't remember the fight with the successor but I remember he basically godmodded against Rape Man trying to be a hero for the thread. Which is funny because the thread then turned on him afterwards because of it. Then Miyafuji friendzoned him.

>>2805340
>tfw you will never be Nue's slave
Joy.

>>2805345
Is Innocent Boy the most tragic figure in the threads?

>>2805239
>As you took the head of his cock inside your mouth, a pleasuring feeling rose in his body and he groaned for a bit
Aahhh~ Your tongue, its so soft.

>>2805385
He would be if he wasn't kind of a drunken asshole. He bitched in the threads after he got friendzoned and I think even tried to guilt trip Miyafuji.

So he's more like the thread's best black comedy figure.

>>2805324
Go to sleep.

>>2805399
>bitched in the threads
That just described at least half of the people that have been here in the past several months.

>>2805324
(Don't worry! This is the most fun I've had RP'ing in ages, and winging it is what it's all about with this kind of thing.)
Heeeey, hey! Who said anything about leaving?
>Cuddling her close, he stroked the back of her head gently, scratching those long, pointed canine ears of hers.
No shame in letting yourself be emotional, An'. Especially around the guy your married too, right?
>Rubbing a tear out of her eye, he nuzzled her cheek.
Stoic or emotional or whatever the heck you're feeling you are, I'm just happy being with you!
>Keeping her close to him, he yawned, slowly drifting off, exhausted from their time together.

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>>2805257
They're uh... kinda tight, anon.
>Shaking her hips back and forth to try and ease the shorts up, she's still having quite a lot of trouble with them, slowly making them creep up her thighs.
>>2805296
Ooh! So fancy!
>She takes a glass from his hand, delicately holding it in her palm, before sitting down on the bed and beginning to sip from it.
>>2805342
>Filia blushes a bit from feeling his hand on her bare breast, nipples poking out a bit now from the slight stimulation
O-oh, anon! You're so much more forward than usual tonight!

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>>2805386
>The boy giggles causes his mouth to vibrate around your cock's head as he begins to slowly bob his head on your member taking in slightly more with each bounce; his tongue now lapping around your cock merrily as he uses one of his hands to gently stroke the cock that is outside his mouth while the other hand gently fondles your balls.

>>2804811
>no Kenny
fag

>>2805324
(Sorry to break the flow up, but I need to sleep. It's been really fun with you, and I love whole this whole journey's turned out! You're usually getting ready to head out by now too, get some sleep you beauty.)
Shhhh....shhhh....
>He started to gently rub her head. Planting kisses on her face left and right and cradling her sobbing self into his body.
That's okay now, I'm here and you're no longer alone...Besides, we were just getting to the good part.
>He brought her closer and laid back down with her in his arms, starting to close his eyes. He kept stroke her head.
I'm an idiot. But now I'm your idiot, so here's to bringing a little chaos to your order, and a little order to my chaos...

>>2805252
Anon, you should know better. Jiro is too much of a softie to talk shit about people like that. Even IC. Unless he was mad like he was during the time Mettaton was fucking with him.

>>2804766
haha I get it because ballpark is baseball and franks are hot dogs and they eat hot dogs at baseball game and hot dogs are made of weenies which is also a slang term for penis haha

>>2805529
>*stroking

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"Hey sailor, looking for a good time?"
>Peridot asks no one in particular, clearly repeating a memorized passage from some Cosmo article, awkwardly leaning against a wall with one hand stiffly placed on her hip

>>2805525
>Kenny
>shota

Anon. I have some bad news for you.

>>2805525
That's Nue

>>2805556
DORITOS?

>>2805556

You alright? You look a little...tense. To say the least.

>>2805556
I know you!
We fucked before.

>>2805324
I will stay by your side, Anubis. Even if it means that my soul cannot escape, it is no cost that affects me when I see you. I wish to be immortal and ageless alongside you, my mistress~

>I remove the clothing shackling my free body from limitation, my erection, grown to 8 inches in its size, and a well-rounded girth along with it, is exposed to my mistress' gazing eyes

>>2805477
...
>He feels embarrassed but not too much. Itm should be okay for him to act this bold since they're a couple, right?
...Y--you don't mind that I..feel you up, do you...?

>>2805541
If I recall, the Rapeman/IB fight was around the time of the Mettaton shit

>>2805477
Did I...get your size wrong?! Just try and pull them up
>the anon tries to hide his excitement, his face flushing red

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>>2805610
Or the time some fuck was trying to be Elizabeth when I wanted that cock~

>>2805610
Which is probably the only time that Jiro got mad at someone and yelled at them and insulted them. Though that was IC and made sense since Mettaton was trying to take Elizabeth and kill Jiro. I have never seen Jiro talk shit about anyone but himself OOC. I don't think he has it in him.

>>2805646
Now that I think about it, I remember that I got insulted by Jiro while IC once...

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>>2805644
(I'll slow-roast you on a rotisserie over an open flame.)

>>2805646
>Which is probably the only time that Jiro got mad at someone and yelled at them and insulted them

Vira

>>2805644
All of people wanted to try that furry cock.

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>>2805594
"Ahaha, as if!"
>Her words come off as forced, as if she researched a lot of new vocabulary recently
>She places her hand more on her ass than her hip, turning a bit to face you, clearly teetering and barely holding herself up
"But I uh, I can help y-you relax if you need it!"
>She winks, holding it for far too long

>>2805596
"Oh, remind me who you are again? It's just that I have so much sex, all the time, with so many attractive humans with big penises, I can't possibly remember all them, the penises~"
>She stutters out, arching her back a bit too far, wincing in slight pain

>>2805672
>Ragyo
Fuck yesssssss

>>2805669
Was he IC too?

>>2805510
(I'm sorry but i feel like i'm about to pass out and i can't find the words right now. Mind if we did this later?)

>>2805696
Yes

>>2805672
Save some white meat for me, please.

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>>2805473
(Glad I can be of assistance then. I'd be nothing without the people who engage with me)
I just thought I wasn't satisfactory and-
>She's immediately silenced by her inhuman ears being scratched as she looks at her paws, still hidden beneath her blanket.
Y-Yes, I suppose so. You are my husband, I must rely on you for support.
>Calming her beating heart and with him drying her tears, away, she pulled the blanket towards her bringing it up and slung it over his naked form.
I am happy then. Please, let us sleep then. Tomorrow will be a new day for the rest of our lives.
>Back to her serious self, she wrapped her paws around his torso and dragged him into her like a sleeping pillow. Her head snuggled up near him where she drifted slowly off to sleep.

>>2805529
(Yes, I'm about to tuck out. I'm going in late to work tomorrow, so I had a bit of extra fun)
Um...okay, I suppose...I can adhere to that logic.
>In her arms, she still cried at her embarrassment, but his soft words made her rest easy within his arms, falling asleep.

>>2805603
Mm, very well. The pact is sealed.
>As he waded through the pool to show her his impressive erection, her eyes nonchalantly looked up. A yellow-brown light beamed out much like the sands of the desert surrounding them. Burning into his own vision, she had cursed him to remain as her servant.
You may do whatever you wish to my body, servant. Just make sure it is enjoyable. I do not mind reciprocating either, if that is your wish.
>She opens her mouth to show him her long, wolfish tongue, dripping with saliva for a brief moment.

(I hate to pause here, I really do because you seem to sweet, but I need sleep for work tomorrow. Can we put it off until another time? I promise! Save your reply and let me know)

>>2805688

Help me relax? Are you...? Are you propositioning me?

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Man, I keep getting on so late...maybe the weekend will be easier on me.

Hi guys!

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>>2805702
(Sure~ I don't mind.)

>says a prayer for those lost or forgotten
>and Nue

>>2805708
Do tell, anon. That's a very rare occurrence, I think.

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>>2805672
Joke's on you~

Vore is one of my favorite things~

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>ballpark franks edition

Nicely done.

>>2805644
>>2805684
Oh I get it.

cock


like cocks


but also like chickens

>>2805669
He's just very subtle about it.

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>>2805731

>>2805549
>>2805735
You are my favorite poster right now

>>2805726
(Thank you, you're the best~)

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>>2805731
(I should hope so, with a shit-eating grin like that.)

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>>2805741

>>2805731
But which end?

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>>2805753

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>>2805756
>you will never pull ragyo's weird rainbow hair

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>>2805764
>>2805755
Kill
Yourself

>>2805753
>you'll never be anyone's favorite poster

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>>2805721
Hello miss~!
>Jun waves towards the Genie.

>>2805731
Eat me then you baka~

>>2805755
(No problem baby~)

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>>2805770
>you will never again get dubs

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>>2805770
Drink a gallon of bleach.

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>>2805785
IMBLYIGN!

>>2805730
https://desustorage.org/trash/thread/2005420/#q2005970

I decided to use an old ava nobody cared about.

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>>2805785
Eat
Memes

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>>2805794
Ladies first.~
>>2805797
fug

>>2805768
kys

>>2805728
Asking a lot from the good Lord, aren't we?

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>>2805785
>>2805797
Ghffgk

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>>2805720
"Boy am I!"
>She points a fingergun at you and sticks out her tongue, visibly quaking as she's never actually gotten this far with a man, try as she might
"This is the part where we engage in a 'fuck', correct?"

>>2805784
is it bad that i want to suck on that shota cock

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>>2805808
I drink bleach every morning faggot

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We talkin' 'bout gets? Let Joey Weeluh show you how to nail dem 5's!

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cash or check?

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wow it's gotten busy all of a sudden

Time to bust out the silly pictures!

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>>2805797
So close, yet so far.

>>2805804
(Only the pantsu-on-head retarded would dare consume a dank meme directly.)

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>>2805815
:^J

I want Ragyo to step on my cock and call me a filthy pervert.

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>>2805824
>silly pictures

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>>2805824
Nice meme Amigo

Cool shitposting but check this 9.

>>2805841
Hi again Cirno.

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>>2805833
Hah!
So silly!

Le XD

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>>2805832
Soon.

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Despair?

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>>2805809
Why

>>2805821
Seems like you aren't drinking enough of it.

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>>2805818
Hm? Oh I don't think it is~

>>2805830
>Smooch.

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>>2805849
Sup

>>2805815

Engage in the... Holy shit, you're bad at this. But it's strangely endearing. Cute even. You're a tad small but, sure, I'll "engage" with you. Could you turn around and let me see your ass?

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>>2805525
There seems to have been an error in communication here.

>>2805731
Quality bird.

>>2805783
You're my favorite, Anon.

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Blart time?

>>2805861
Not much. Clown's still not here, though.

>>2805851
I can't wait to be at the mercy of your heels <3

>>2805865
Shut up Nue

>>2805851
>adjusts pantsu on head
I was under the impression that she was the pervert.

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>>2805876
Rest in peace clown.

If he ain't here I'm out.

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>>2805824
>dumb

>>2805855
not sure why, but i've had cock-sucking on my mind for days now

>>2805888
He's almost certainly not coming back anytime soon. He doesn't even post when I tell him people are talking about him. That's a pretty good indicator of how checked out he is.

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>>2805893
Oh? I wouldn't be the cause of that now would I~?

>>2805893
It's only gay if your dicks touch.

>>2805902
Thank god.

>>2805893
Like father like son.

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>>2805764
This one~

>>2805915
maybe you are!

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>>2805929
Oh my that sounds fun and kinky~

>>2805936
W-well I'm sorry mister!

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>>2805890
Yeah, I am. Sorry.

I just never get a chance to share most of the pictures that are, honestly, silly. The ones that aren't lewd or just cute or something.

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>>2805863
"I am not cute! I am hot! I am sexy! I am a rampaging sexual goddess, and I will drown in your semen!"
>She stands there, panting, out of breath, and blushing dark green, and swallows before speaking again
"I apologize for my outburst. S-so you wish to see my back-cheeks?"
>She meekly turns around and bends forward at a robotic 90 degree angle, presenting her small, tight green rear to you

>>2805950
Don't be sorry, Jun. If I wasn't about to leave right now I would sixty-nine with you.

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>>2805985
I ah um... Damn it!

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>>2805965
(Don't be silly for too long, these anons will want a piece of the chocolate cake.)

>>2805950
you don't sound very sorry to me

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>>2805902
How depressing.

>>2805883
But how can I be Nue if you're Nue?

>>2806000
The amount of effort put into this one astounds me. I notice something new every time.

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>>2805965
I was talking about mine. But yours is still dumb if you want me to call it that

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>>2806018
B-but I am mister...

>>2806028
How do you know Clownpiece?

>>2805973

...Pffftthahaha! Jeez, that outburst was great!

>He laughs heartily and watches her bend over. His eyes becoming fixated on her perky rear.

This is also great.

>He reaches out and grabs a handful of her amble bottom, squeezing a soft cheek a few times.

Now this is damn soft. I didn't catch your name, by the way.

>>2806032
Go to sleep.

>>2806045
It's Nue

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>>2806016
(I should just start making a list of all the cute pet names...Also, hi! Didn't recognize you, but don't let me spoil anything!)

>>2806032
Sorry - I just don't know the context.

First Innocent Boy and Jiro. Now Nue and Clownpiece. When did we start raising the dead around here?!?

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>>2806045
I've been here a while. Wasn't exactly close with him but he was someone I used to could count on seeing every time I came here.

>>2806082
Who did you play as before Kenny?

>>2806040
you say that, but you're still being all cute and lewd

>>2806079
And Mettaton and Rape Man. One guy even brought up Vira.

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>>2806046
"You may call me Peridot."
>Her voice shakes slightly as you grope her ass, which is surprisingly plump and thick for a girl her size
>She looks away and blushes, conflicted, as her attempts to induce seduction have concluded in mixed results
"D-do you think I'm sexy? I'm still learning the details of human sexual encounters."
>She bends over a bit further and peeks between her legs at you, watching with wide eyes as you play with her cheeks

>>2806079
Just taking a trip down ERP memory lane, anon.

>>2806099
All that's missing is Mizuki. And Peach.

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>>2806049
Okay

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>>2806088
Filia. Little here, little /b/. Not the same one you've been seeing as of the past week or so, although they're a pretty chill person too. They're better than me and have a much better track record in regards to actually finishing shit so I'm pretty much retiring that ava and only keeping the folder for lewds.

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>>2806090
I-I am? Oh well um...

>>2806134
I know your secret. You're posting from a old-school beeper.

>>2806130
I was under the impression Mizuki is still around playing Hotarumaru though. Peach though has been in and out of these threads ever since she married Trixie.

>>2806128
Saddest thing I remember was Elizabeth not getting raped.

>>2806149
Mizuki isn't Hotarumaru's player,. that's Misaki. Mizuki is gone for good.

>>2806145
see? posting a pic with your butt and bulge on display like that, but you claim you're sorry?

>>2806167
God damn all these weeaboo names sound the same.

>>2806163
Ahh, yes, the day that caused that infamous copypasta to be born.

>>2806134
Why have I become so attached to you?

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If it counts, all I did last year was
>massages your feet

>>2806103

Peridot. Nice name. And sexy? Oh yeah. I especially like the green skin you have. And this ass definitely helps.

>He gives her ass a quick but strong spank, her cheek rippling almost in slow motion.

A sight to raise the dead. And my cock.

>A noticeable bulge has grown in his pants and the his face was slightly flushed with color.
>He moved his hand between Peridot's plump cheeks and started to rub the length of his hand in her crack.

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>>2806169
I-I''ll just leave now...

>>2806167
Peach pops in once in a blue moon then talks shit about anons on discord.

>>2806187
He's a constant subtle shitposter.

>>2806196
>knocks on your doors

>>2806187
>getting attached

Anon...

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>>2806205
>subtle

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>>2806212
B-but it's 2 in the morning...

>>2806220
Moreso than most.

>>2806187
>attached
You dun goofed.

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...Was I here last year? I have a very bad sense of time.

Shantae here, I just love this butt picture.

>>2806187
Damn, nigga! Wat wrong wit chu?

>>2806187
Here we go.

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>>2806235
Hi it's me the jew catcher

>>2806254
*cum catcher
FTFY

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HELLO EVERYONE I HAVE MADE AN ASTOUNDING DISCOVERY AND I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO SEE IF IT IS AT ALL POSSIBLE.

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>>2806214
>>2806239
>>2806241
>>2806247

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>>2806187

>>2806187
It's a new Nue. Or Innocent Boy.
>shivers

Have any ERP love stories ever worked out?

>>2806199
well, alright, if you'd rather not face up to the consequences of your actions

>>2806183
Anyone have it perchance?

>>2806269
What, you gonna fuck me in the ass? Is that what you mean?

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Fuck. I'm going to sleep now

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>>2806196
Can you vore me?

>>2806283
Jiro and Elizabeth.

>>2806283
Clownpiece and Shinoa and LD and DMG are the only ones.

People thought Jiro and Elizabeth was going to happen but then it turned out her player was already in a relationship.

>>2806293
TUMBLR

NOSE

>>2806293
Chara, please.. I love you.

>>2806283
Haruka and Mirai

>>2806283
Nope. They either end in big fights or the players turn into memes.

Or both.

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おはぞうごやいます!

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>>2806289
And those would be?

>>2806303
I'd heard that mentioned a few times but had no idea what it meant until now. Thanks /trash/, so educational.

>>2806291
You fucking suck at this, You know that. I've ERP'd and RP'd plenty of times before you dumb fuck. And I wasn't this retarded. God, all that this thread needs is the fucking Jiro on Guard shit to go on. Thats how fucking cringe your comment is you fucking cunt. Who knows. You may be Nue you fucking faggot. Die masturbating furiously to your body pillow of your sad life in a pool of cum piss and shit as you pass of starvation.

>>2806301
I fail to see how that means that Jiro and Elizabeth's ship didn't sail. Unless you mean IRL?

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>>2806283
>ERP love stories

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>>2806198
>She lets out a loud "Eep!" as his hand starts to explore her, her thighs starting to grow wet with sweat and juice
>She squirms slightly, unsure what to do now, her thighs wobbling until her knees buckle beneath her and she falls forward, catching herself, but ending up with her rear stuck up high, her face flat against the floor

>>2806325
I meant IRL, yeah. I thought that was what the poster was asking about.

Any good ERP relationships that never happened?

>They can't tell the difference between an ERP relationship between characters and an IRL relationship between the people behind the characters
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

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>>2806283
There's a wedding this Friday. You are invited to attend and get your dick sucked under the table.

>>2806318
That's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar Nue. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than /b/, you are no better than /soc/, you are no better than /int/ when it was the fucking stormfront board and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.

>>2806349
>What the fuck is wrong with you people?
What the fuck is wrong with people that "marry" each other?

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I wonder if a certain one is here..? A certain Lain.

>>2806349
Both are pretty cringeworthy.

>tfw all you anons scared my Chara away.
God fucking damnit.

>>2806352
No, I already had that at Peach and Trixie's wedding. A two for one to be precise. Thanks anyway for the invite.

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>>2806380
>my Chara
>my

>>2806333
I wanna drown under your chubby green thighs

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>>2806349
>implying most of these people have any experience with IRL relationships and what they actually are
>ERP might be the closest some of them ever come to actual intercourse

>>2806391
RIP.

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>>2806359
>massages your feet

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>>2806400
Too real.

>>2806345
I seem to recall Parsee trying to talk the Alice Shitposter into girl on girl shit but failing pretty badly. That shit could've been hot as fuck.

>>2806333

That is an excellent position for you to be in.

>He chuckles and leans over her.
>A second later he unzips his pants and let's his throbbing erection take his hands former place between Peridot's doughy cheeks.

If you haven't guessed by now, I'm a fan of butts. And you did day you'd help me relax so... I can put it in your asshole, right?

>He lightly grinds his cock back and forth, a bead of precum building on the head.

>>2806196
Can you massage my feet?

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>>2806297
Uhh...okay

>>2806345
Link x Link

>>2806283
>ERP
>Love

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>>2806425
>massages your feet

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>>2806345
Me and Blaziken ;_;

>>2806349
The lines between the two are blurry at best. Either way it's going to be messy. Also this is hardly a place for those with typical, well-adjusted relationships and sex lives.

>>2806387
Congrats.

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Man, and I thought f-list was weird. Weddings? Full-fledge character relationships people gossip over? What is going on?

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>>2806431
I was joking.
>Jun giggles softly.
Unless you would actually like to try it.

>>2806435
>tfw no "Dark Link" on "Toon Link" wierd gay self-cest

ALRIGHT SLUTS

I COULDN'T DECIDE EARLIER, LINE THOSE BUTTS UP AND LETS SEE WHO HAS THE THICKEST

>>2806440
>The lines between the two are blurry at best.
They're only as blurry as the people involved blur them. If you aren't an idiot, you'll know how to separate the two.

>>2806450
I want my ass filled with boy semen.

>>2806456
>no Link to turn Dark Link into a sissy slut just like Toon Link

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>>2806399
"W-who are you calling chubby?!"

>>2806422
"B-but that's supposed to be a Stage Seven sexual encounter, and we're barely past Stage Three!"
>She looks over her shoulder at you, sweat beading on her brow, her toes curling slightly at the feel of your thick, warm erection between her buns
>Her tongue hangs out and she can't help but start to pant as you hotdog her, her little feet starting to kick in a mix of nervousness and excitement

>>2806457
ALL SHALL BOW DOWN TO THE THICK AND FUCKABLE PERIDOT!

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>>2806445
>Full-fledge character relationships people gossip over?
>he doesn't know about the ERP shipping chart

>>2806445
Hey Reimu. How's the shrine business going for ya?

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>>2806445
Reimuuu~

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>>2806464
O-oh um... Okay then?

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>>2806457
this is the best shot I got

>>2806438
thank you blaziken

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>>2806440
>The lines between the two are blurry at best

>>2806445
At least they stopped with that ongoing "everyone lives in one house together except the EDGEMASTERS" thing.

>>2806475
They're all in character ships, for the record, with the exception of LD X DMG, which isn't cause those discord fuckers blur the line all the time, which is why they always come in here to vomit their drama when shit happens.

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>>2806475
Replace Jiro with Blaziken and we'll be set~

>>2806387
I remember you, you lucky bastard.

>>2806474
You! You're chubby!

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>>2806457

>>2806492
Wait, i was being too forward going wasn't i?

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>>2806457
I do not have many good butt pics. Sorry!

>>2806506
I'm pretty sure Ragyo is stlll in the thread you crazy chicken

>>2806506
>Replace Jiro with Blaziken
>Jiro with Blaziken
>Jiro
FREUDIAN SLIP! YOU'VE WANTED ELIZABETH THIS WHOLE TIME!

>>2806511
Someone, somewhere, has fapped to this image.

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>>2806457
This is going nowhere fast.

>>2806458
Well yeah but once you start having marriages and shit between characters in which you express portions of your real life personality, things tend to get a little intimate and then cross over into IRL shit.

>>2806503
Shinoa and Clown even? You sure? I know Clown and Nue were definitely not just character ships.

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>>2806510
I AM NOT CHUBBY

I AM TIGHT

TIGHT LIKE A VERY TIGHT EARTH OBJECT

I CAN PROVE IT

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>>2806520
Oh no~, looks like you got me~

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>>2806513
Oh not at all~
>Jun giggles childishly.
Although it was sudden~

>>2806387
And still ended up friendzoned

>>2806520
The plot thickens...

>>2806537
Im not sure If you're right, CHUBBY. How about you let me find out

>>2806387
Innocent Boy is that you? Was that you here earlier talking shit about Jiro?

>>2806534
>Shinoa and Clown even?
Shinoa and Clown being an item OOC is the greatest lie Clown ever got away with, and I'm amazed you all let someone as dumb as him fool you into thinking that.

>>2806540
Hmm yes i suppose thats true.
>I looks at you with smiling
So....

>>2806474

Your body language betrays you, Peridot~

>He watches her little legs kick and this causes him to hotdog her a bit more, a light flow of pre coating the underside of his cock.
>As he hotdogs her he plays with her cheeks, spreading them, squishing them, jiggling them. All the while he spurs the occasional glimpse of her puckered backdoor.

Cute little asshole you got~

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>>2806292
NO YOU HAVE TO FOCUS AND LISTEN AND I WILL SHOW AND DEMONSTRATE AND TELL TO YOU ABOUT THIS FASCINATING REVELATION THAT I HAVE RECENTLY UNCOVERED.

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>>2806538
I don't think I'm a threesome sort of girl.

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Better butt.

>>2806575
I wanna sniff your tanned butthole

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>>2806567
>activates "Tell Me More" maneuvre

>>2806567
Alright, let it rip.

>>2806575
I want to fuck shantae!

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>>2806570
Well, if it's just you and me~

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>>2806562
Well I suppose I could help..

>>2806575
>Slowly rubs your soft delicate butt.

>>2806552
1.) Yes.
2.) No, just got here. Read the thread and saw a lot of shit directed towards myself though.

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>>2806550
>Visibly pouting at this point, she turns around and sticks her rump out for you
FINE!
Test me in whatever way you must, I'm certain you'll come to the conclusion that I am nothing if not tight and am NOT CHUBBY

>>2806565
"Don't say cuuuuuuuuuuuu-"
>The word devolves into a long moan that slowly raises in volume, her anus twitching and clenching and unclenching against the underside of your swollen cock
>Her suit rides up between her cheeks, the fabric grazing over her holes, barely covering them up, giving you full access to her bare green bootymeat