RWBY/RT Trash General #73- MAGA and Waifus Edition
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RWBY Chibi - Latest Episode:
>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rwby-chibi-season-1-1
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>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/red-vs-blue-season-14-episode-1-room-zero
MAGA!
BLAKE
IS
SHIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>2791242
Kill yourself you stupid fucking faggot.
Bun
>>2791303
I'm sorry did I make you mad ';^)
Does MAGA make you mad
Wanna throw down m8
>>2791242
Stop forcing your political icon on there threads. It's creepy and annoying.
>>2791447
well i like it
would you rather we talk about millipedes anon
>>2791056
I'm at work. Fite me you slut.
>>2791292
>Sun calling someone a slut
>Hitting on the first piece of pussy he sees while running from the cops
>His only purpose in the show is to be a boyfriend and then die
>>2791490
I wanna talk about ballbusting. Is that okay?
>>2791529
>considering that JNPR essentially stole SSSN's slot in the plot
I'm glad it turned out that way.
>>2791522
if that's what you'd like i can't stop you
also that man looks like a naruto
>>2791529
>>2791558
>JNPR gets killed off
>SSSN replaces them
>Neptune and Weiss
>Blake and Sun
>Yang and Sage
>>2791616
Pray that The One ices those fools next volume.
the /co/ thread has namefags and samefags in it
>>2791709
>Give it a glance
>Over 100 posts
>17 posters
wew lad. Also it's literally the general in everything but name.
You fuckards don't understand rules.
>>2791832
well i didn't make the fuckin thread
penny?
>>2791931
Penny!
http://roosterteeth.com/episode/million-dollars-but-season-2-million-dollars-but-the-game-announcement
Million Dollars But card game I guess?
>>2791931
Daki Peni
>>2791931
I want to be friends with Penny.
>>2792305
I want to be married to Penny.
>>2792185
I want to fist Penny
Arkos is best ship!
>>2792319
I want to beat you up when Penny tells me that you're being mean to her and you're being a bad husband.
>>2792376
>Bumbleby*
>>2791832
So? /sug/ has stealth generals all the time! Why can't we grab a slice of the cake too?
>>2792376
>>2792409
Both are shit
>>2792409
That will never happen.
What does Nothin Personnel the Faunhog see in Blake?
>>2792376
Post more cute Arkos
what do you think penny smells like haha
>>2792477
Dubs demand it so i will provide
>>2792489
Like Indians
>>2792185
>Penny will never want you to lay with her
>>2792494
No. She does not smell like Ciel.
>>2792514
There are no Indians in remnant. If you implying a person of color smells simply because of their skin, Arslan and Emerald are subhuman too.
>>2792499
>You will never both roll over with her ontop and sink into the mattress because she weighs 200 pounds
>>2792477
>Pyrrah is then immediately ambushed and killed
>>2792596
They do. All crispy brownos smell awful.
>>2792352
I want Neo to fist me
depression
>>2792682
RUBY PLEASE DON'T DO IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I NEED YOU
>>2792682
>>2792634
White people stink. They smell like sun dried fish because they don't use wash cloths.
>>2791709
Holy fuck, It's literally just Platypus trying to keep his little thread up and probably 4 others that keep responding to each other.
>>2792763
Hush, browno.
Is this cute Arkos?
>>2792772
>That feel when RWBY gets banned from /co/ because of him
>That feel when we're better off on /trash/ anyway
>>2792798
I don't think we'd be banned from /co/ permanently because of that, I just find it cringy that they're so desperate to keep the thread up.
RT pledged 10K dollars for this, and received 80K in 10 minutes, and still going.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/roosterteeth/million-dollars-but-the-game
Thanks, RT fans.
>>2792465
Maybe his mother always ran away too
That might explain bumblebee actually
>>2792792
Yes
>>2792817
They don't deserve a cent. Fuck RT.
>>2792817
They are seriously going to make a game out of that? Its basically "would you rather?". People cant seriously want to play that shit.
>>2792910
Some people will buy anything that has RoosterTeeth's name on it.
>>2792817
>https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/roosterteeth/million-dollars-but-the-game
>No Strangerhood related stretch goals
What is even the point?
>>2792682
Don't do it Ruby, Penny would have wanted you to live.
I want Pyrrha to breast feed Jaune!
>>2792376
Can confirm, scientifically tested.
10/10 doctors recommend Arkos.
Instead of kickstarting a board game they should be kickstarting some more good animators since they chased Shane off. Some more writers who know what they're doing wouldn't hurt either.
>>2792772
I will never understand what is so wrong with anonymity to them.
>>2792376
Why exactly?
Pyrrha clearly didn't give a shit about what Jaune thought or wanted or believed in and basically went off to kill herself because she was full of herself.
>>2792996
>Jaune and Pyrrha are stranded out in the wilderness
>Out of water
>No sources nearby
>"We're going to die of thirst, theres nothing to drink around here!"
>"W-well Jaune there is one thing.."
>Jaune spins around to look at Pyrrha, thinking he missed a stream or something
>Pyrrha is shyly looking away and undoing her top
>>2793179
>Jaune watches as Pyrrha's large bust becomes exposed to the air
>He stands rigid, knowing her intent
>"P-Pyrrha there has to be another way"
>"No Jaune there isn't"
>Giving her breasts a light squeeze Pyrrha then begins to leak milk
>Jaune's blush could light a room
>Soon his partner with swiftness only matched by light in a vacuum grabbed him and brought his head to her lactating breasts
>"Jaune, drink" her voice was firm as she spoke
>With a slow nod Jaune latches onto her right nipple and begins to suckle
>Pyrrha is thrown into the realm of pleasure, Jaune, her crush was drinking her milk
>She brought him closer in a tender embrace as his suckling became more intense
>"That's it Jaune drink your fill, its all for you"
>>2792985
>Penny fought with the Germans
Wait what
>>2792465
Cat pussy.
But yeah there's shit all there to get obsessed over.
>more posters
>under half the replies
Wow, trash has actually less shit posts/echo chamber than the /co/ thread.
I'm not sure if I'm impressed or worried.
>>2793319
She's from Atlas. They are the Germans of Remnant.
>>2793361
I always got a kind of British thing from them, I'm not sure why though
I want to fuck Pyrrha as hard as I can and make her scream in pleasure. Not because I like her but because I want to make Jaune cry and kill himself.
>>2793361
>They are the Germans of Remanent
Why the fuck are the people who make this comparison the ones who know the least about Germany?
>>2793285
>>2793179
>>2792045
Does anyone have this without the hat?
>>2793408
I honestly think you'd have better results if you fucked Jaune in front of Pyrrha.
>>2793179
>>2793285
>>2793408
>Jaune ends up fucking this anon in the ass.
>>2793430
>I think history started 100 years ago
Pretty much every major society in the last 1000 years has tried this. It's not just a "German thing"
I want to take pictures of Blake and Weiss making double peace signs while I fuck them then send said pictures to Sun and Neptune.
>>2793430
>German's try to ruin the world
How?
>inb4 muh Nazees
>inb4 muh six gorillion
>>2793434
>Tfw no shy blonde sissy to fuck in front of his girl
>>2793430
I don't know a group as ignorant about history as much as Nazi fetishists.
Except maybe samurai weebs and Spartan Weeds.
>>2793446
>Anon ends up liking it.
>>2793446
>>Jaune ends up fucking this anon in the ass.
>Jaune moans Pyrrha's name while sobbing
>Anon wears a wig of long red hair.
>>2793551
>Implying you wouldn't lay there and take it like Mercury.
Accept it. You'll be happier.
>Anon fucks Pyrrha
>Jaune fucks Anon
>Nora fucks Jaune yelling "Choo Choo Train!"
>>2793417
>>2793440
You think Jaune sisters breast feed him when he was smoll?
>>2793575
>You'll be happier.
I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be able to satisfy me.
>>2793575
I miss those days when people would bring up grappling just to make gay jokes with Jaune.
I want to fuck Jaune as hard as I can and make him scream in pleasure. Not because I like him but because I want to make Pyrrha cry and kill herself.
>>2793551
>Over powering Jaune and Pyrrha
>>2793600
Pyrrha was exclusively training for cardio.
>>2793607
Better
>>2793588
That's not how lactation works.
>>2793433
No, this was created with the hat, if you don't like it
Shop it out
>>2793588
>>2793610
I didn't say anything about overpowering Pyrrha. I want her to overpower me though.
>>2793610
MAGA!
i like weiss
>>2793637
>>2793600
>Implying you wouldn't begging to have his children by the end of it.
>>2793649
Well if you're fighting with Jaune, I assume Pyrrha's going to try and help him
Is this crazy to theorize about? Design wise, that's very much a red herring
>>2793665
me too
>>2793665
Me too.
>>2793676
>Pyrrha helping Jaune rape someone
I swear to god I saw a doujin about this.
>>2793603
>Jaune masters the art of grappling.
>Exclusively uses it on Mercury until Mercury switches sides.
>>2793615
I think cardio girls are hotter. And I'm sure she trained for more than just cardio, she's basically a gladiator. Gotta be able to lift that sword.
weiss is neiss
>>2793716
No.
Pyrrha was training Jaune exclusively for his cardio.
>>2793709
>Jaune masters the art of grappling.
>Mercury gets away because Jaune clips through him and loses his grip.
>>2793722
Weiss deserves better than Neptune.
>>2793724
Then explain how he got abs.
>>2793687
Maybe they are relatives?
>>2793622
I would, if I had gotten more education with Photoshop
Ah well
>>2793588
>Jaune and Pyrrha make it to the Arc family home
>His sisters are weary of Pyrrha and think she cant take care of him
>Pyrrha,Jaune, and his sisters are all alone in a room
>The oldest Arc sister motions for Jaune to come over so she can breast feed him
>Jaune begins to move, however Pyrrha grabs him
>She stares down the Arc sisters and takes her top off
>Her breasts have become larger since the wilderness incident, with all the milk she now produces
>The young champion pushes her breasts together and Jaune latches onto her nipples suckling on them like he was starving
>Little coos escape the both of them while Pyrrha lovingly rubs the back of Jaune's head
>Jaune's sisters are a bit shocked, and jealous that their brother would choose Pyrrha's milk over theirs
>However the now know that Jaune will be well fed
>>2793711
His training with Pyrrha literally consisted of nothing but hip thrusts and endurance training.
>>2793722
Praise the FertiliSchnee Goddess!
>>2793739
Crunches.
Great edition retards.
So what's the deal with RT'S new release schedule? Sponsors get episodes a week early, but registered users get it earlier too? But you guys have already pirated the latest whatevers, right?
>>2793665
Me too, anon, me too.
>>2793763
Registered users get it 24 hours after sponsors, basically the old system but you need to be registered
>>2793739
Pyrrha's exercise and training regiment was about making him the perfect baby daddy.
>>2793722
Weiss a slut. SLUT!
>>2793749
>Jaune has more power per hip thrust than Yang has per punch.
>>2793763
Sponsors, then next day registered site users, then public/YouTube a week after.
So pretty much you pay for a day early.
>>2793774
That's reasonable enough I suppose, might as well make an account since I spend so much time eating up their shit anyway. And how was Chibi? Kerry said on the latest podcast that it's non-canon so I wonder what the fuck's the point.
>>2793805
>what the fuck's the point.
To do silly stuff without the grim dark. Not sure why they needed a whole new show, but I'm sure it has something to do with merchandise.
>>2793785
Yep.
>>2793739
How the fuck did he get Abs?
His torso should be a solid block of rock if anything.
>>2793849
That doesn't even look like Weiss.
>>2793849
I want Weiss to send me lewd selfies.
>>2793824
It's just slice of life silliness to keep the show in people's minds.
>>2793849
>fake tan
WEISS A MILKY SKINNED GODDESS.
>>2793871
>Imagine her lips spreading as she slowly gets into that pose
>>2793906
>>2791832
To be a general doesn't it need to have more other RT content and to continually make new threads?
>>2793843
>make season finale uncharacteristic and unexpectedly dark
>immediately follow up with a slice of life fuck around show
Its like kerry binged lucky star or something
>>2793951
>Other RT content
That was only included because people legitimately thought that was a loophole.
The thread was only made because a namefag wanted to spam his waifu, not for discussion. It was an attempt at getting a generalesque thread on /co/.
We have threads at the weekend when the new Chibi airs.
what if ruby wanted to move in with you and you've been together for however long you've been watching the show
>>2794074
I'd say yes. With her huntress ability and my shitty retail job we should be able to afford to live somewhere decent.
SUPER
HOT
SUPER
HOT
>>2794074
>implying I watch the show
>>2794074
Does Red Trailer count? Because in that case we've been dating since RvB 10 finished.
That's what, almost four years now? That means the Rube is 18/19? Sure I'd want move in with her, but she's only just left Beacon in that case, I'd want her to think about her plans post-school.
She won't have many lien at that point in time.
Which one would you want to cuddle with? How do they do it? What do they like?
>>2793971
>uncharacteristic and unexpectedly dark
>MFW newfags don't understand that Monty wanted the show to go dark quickly
>>2794074
>however long you've been watching the show
>you were there for the very beginning since RvB 10
>>2794140
noone because i smell
>>2794140
>Blake
>Likes to be held tight
>Prefers being the little spoon
>Sometimes likes to lay on top which makes it hard to move.
>>2794140
Weiss is my waifu so her obviously. I imagine she'd be cold which would contrast well since I get warm in bed.
Yang would be a total cover hog and probably a bit sweaty due to her hair and semblance.
Rube I wager would be really fidgety, but every now and again she nuzzles against you which is nice. Softest skin of all four.
Blake leaves in the middle of the night, every night. Before that point, she is awkwardly still while you sleep because of trust issues.
>>2794154
And then the show had a high school setting and we abandoned hope.
i want to cuddle reese and tell her i love her
>>2794140
Yang acts as the big spoon, and holds you tightly, even though she's missing an arm.
Ruby wants to be the small spoon.
Blake hugs you and rest her head on your face, wanting you to play with her ears. It makes her purr, and you are not allowed to say to anyone that she does that!
Weiss is too cold to cuddle.
>>2794154
And now with Monty gone they're free to make more fluffy tripe
>>2794154
>mfw anime litle red riding hood with no nose went super-speed and killed all the spoopy monster wolves
Also damn when Red Like Roses started after the RvB credits faded to black. I'm still miffed they removed the trailer from the site version of the finale.
>>2794212
...But then the highschool setting was overrun and lost, and we regained hope!
>>2794230
>Mfw I see there's still significant time left with the credits nearing the end
>>2794234
>Three years later
Hand over your (You)s, or I'll kill the waifus!
>>2794283
B-but you're my waifu.
>>2794228
>"This isn't what Monty wanted!"
>Pyrrhas death had a photoshoot before V1 even aired
>Montys version of her death was even darker, with a nuclear shadow
>>2794296
W-what? This must be a trick!
>>2794305
I think the Pyrrha shoot was just after Vol 1 ended actually, but that doesn't change anything.
>>2794228
I swear to god anon
>>2794324
It isn't.
>>2794327
They literally have not deviated from monty at all. Wait until they do before saying how monty would never have wanted this
>>2794353
anon are you replying to the right person
>>2794327
It was RTX 2013, which is when RWBY 1 aired and Monty still had his "Two Volumes = 1 Season and they air only a few months apart" vision.
It's why so much of V1 was Jaune and Pyrrha, they needed people to give a shit when Pyrrha got killed in like April 2014.
>>2794140
>Ruby
>Simply snuggles with you
>Probably falls asleep in your arms quickly
>Weiss
>You are cuddling her but she doesn't cuddle back
>Eventually she just sinks into you
>After a few times she may cuddle back
>Blake
>Completely cuddles you as close as possible
>She is very soft
>You pass out first
>She quietly watches you for a while before she also passes out
>Yang
>You both cuddle for a little bit
>She begins to slide her thigh into your crotch and presses her chest into you
>Her crotch is rubbing in your leg
>One arm slides over to grope your ass
>The other locks your head into place as she goes in for a deep kiss
>Her body is heating up like a furnace
do not respond to reese posters
>>2794457
but anon, you the reese poster
>>2794501
Posting more slutty Neon
http://imgur.com/a/XHX5w
>>2794552
This would be ten times better if it said 'high impact sexual dissapointment'
reese is cool
>>2794576
She is just a model dude. She's as slutty as any underwear model you see in wally world.
>>2794576
"How do I make people think that i'm interesting and these photos aren't jsut me being a huge slag but actually somehow '''progressive''' and shit? oh i know i'll wear vaguely nerdy t shirts and occasionally lie next to some old game carts"
is it just me or is she just like, cancerous, in the stupidest way possible
here's hoping Neon gets a better VA, and not just because her line delivery was on par with barb like volume 1, aka shite
>>2794630
So only a moderate slut?
Lewd May?
>>2794677
Post more, please
>>2794674
>As close as we're gonna get to actually seeing her topless because teasing about being topless brings in more money.
>>2794671
I think of it more as pandering than any attempt at progressivism. And theres no way memekat is getting a new VA, can you imagine how much RT loves Turney for all the attention she gets them?
>>2794677
May is NOT for lewd!
She just needs to find a nice girl to help her figure out who she is. Sadly, I'm not sure if any current girl would be suitable.
>>2794674
Whatever tickles your pickle m8
>>2794671
>here's hoping Neon gets a better VA
Implying we will see her again.
>>2794754
This should be everyone's motto when it comes to porn. Or even outside of porn.
>>2794767
Weiss is going to be in a Atlas for at least a little while next Volume.
>>2794797
Her father is not gonna let her continue her huntress training. He will keep her locked up in the mansion.
>>2794828
>With a mouth gag
>>2794283
Go ahead May do your worst, their already dropping like flies for having red hair + green eyes apparently it's 'destiny', do you believe in destiny May? You think my waifus fear death? They know death is an inevitable 'destiny' they don't fear you May they embrace 'destiny' for what it is.
I only hope 'destiny' doesn't claim Nora Valkyrie and Neon Katt next but we'll see what RT does.
>>2794828
He never objected to her training to be a huntress though. He objected to her leaving Atlas.
>>2794828
which mansion?
>>2794851
And now that he has seen what happened in Vale and Beacon, he's gonna let her stay out of it.
>>2794872
>weiss will never give you the Juice
>>2794855
This mansion.
>>2794872
Doubtful. He spent money teaching her to fight. Has to get something out of that investment.
>>2794855
The Schnee's probably live in a mansion or castle or some sort of extravagant building.
>>2794883
>Weiss will never give you the Juice
Flashbacks to Nightmare Weiss. Yeesh.
>>2794674
Kara>Meg
>>2794935
>>2794938
This.
Kara is genuinely cute and sweet.
Meg comes off as artificial as fuck.
>>2794944
I can feel my Achilles tendons severing as we speak.
>>2794938
casey >>>>>>>>>>> everyone
>>2794872
>the one anon who admitted he'd play with a ded weiss
what do you suppose Reese, Arslan and May sound like?
>>2794961
>Camaro owners will defend this
>>2795011
We heard all of them make noises
>>2795020
And this
>>2795007
>implying playing with bodies isn't fun
>>2795036
w i n d o w s
>>2795007
You wouldn't?
>>2795040>>2795055
im trying not to be a necrophiliac
>>2794797
>The two perfect queens, Ice Queen and Meme Queen joining forces in Atlas to fight evil.
Volume 4 when?
An attempt was made.
>>2795074
>>2795119
there are just too many things telling me necro is wrong it scares me
>>2795074
>trying
if i had to define bad person ill say me
>>2795118
I want to hug May, honestly.
>>2795118
It's cute how hard May tries to get dubs. She just wants to fit in with us.
>>2795169
All of us are bad people, some are just better at hiding it than others.
>>2795196
She succeeded, the first time she tried. She's pretty much trying to reclaim her past glory with these latest attempts.
>>2795194
I bet she never takes her hat off so it smells.
>>2795011
Reese probably has a coarse voice because of all the weed.
Arslan sounds like a mature young lady but also a crispy browno.
May is Russian.
>>2795252
>May is Russian.
>May Zedong
>Russian
>>2794972
>tfw accidentally asked out a 17 year old last weekend.
Whoops. Sorry Casey, Im not waifuing you until next year.
>>2794972
Caey,Sheena,and what's her name don't count as RT girls
>>2792772
Um, actually I'm right here and this is the first I've heard of a thread back up on /co since I've been sick with a bad cold the last 2 days. There are other people that like Ciel ya know. So don't you just sound retarded right now?
>>2795243
>not wanting to inhale your waifus scent off her clothing as she sleeps
what are you? a pleb?
>>2795020
>>2795036
Kara was just renting it
>>2795287
Slavic outfit tbqh
>>2795311
how do you accidentally ask someone out?
And did she say yes?
Also how old are you?
>>2795311
>TFW the underage bannables can guiltlessly waifu Casey
>TFW britbongs can guiltlessly waifu casey cause age of consent is 16 nationwide there
curse my existence
>>2795311
Did you check your age of consent for your state? It's not 18 everywhere
Next post is doubles.
>>2795373
I think Canadians can too. Not that guy but I'd rather wait until she's 20 even though I'm gonna be 29.
>>2795432
As if
>>2795468
You won't get any girl desu
Achmeds and Muhammads have already taken them all
>>2793747
You think Pyrrha gives Jaune a handjob while breast feeding him?
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/shonomi/425110/Felicia-Blake
>>2795534
17 year olds not 7 year olds
Is anyone else fapping right now?
>>2792798
Somebody from trash has an itch to start shit with me, so don't buy into all that shit in /co
For all I know it's probably one of those salty faggots from the old generals who hates any name
>>2795553
>There are women out there who wouldn't give a handjob while he sucks her tit
>>2795659
Everyone besides namefags hates namefags.
>>2795659
>Avatar fagging
>>2795690
I like Greatcow
>>2795690
Greatcow and Cinderanon are exceptions, both are very useful and continue to contribute as time goes on. As long as he does something USEFUL to the general or thread, he's allowed to retain the name.
>>2795709
He makes things, so it's kind of okay when he does it.
>>2795716
Don't forget LAanon
>>2795718
>He makes things
Horribly written things.
>>2795718
Don't need to be a namefag even if you're making stuff.
GC is still in threads, but just gave up the namefag since trash doesn't allow.
>>2795553
Pyrrha would be a good mom who would raise perfect warriors, too bad she's now just a pile of dust. Her good body and genes went to waste.
>>2795756
>Pyrrha would be a good mom
She'd be a horrible mother.
>>2795742
How could I forget, there's also two drawfags who I forgot the name too, they did they very well to deserve an identity. Wonder why they aren't here yet.
>>2795718
>He makes things, so it's kind of okay when he does it.
But those things were kind of shit.
>>2795553
>Jaune's sisters cant stop watching their brother feed upon Pyrrha's milk
>Their jealousy begins to rise as they see how happy he looks, much happier then when they fed him
>Pyrrha catches the look on the Arc sisters and lets out a sly smile
>With quick motions she undoes her partners pants revealing his hard throbbing manhood
>Pyrrha slowly wraps her fingers around the shaft one digit at a time, getting a light moan from Jaune
>His sisters look on in horror as Pyrrha begins to move her hand slowly from base to tip
>"What do you think you're doing?" the youngest of the sisters asked in fury
>"Jaune and I are partners, we have survived many things together, we take care of each other in every way possible, isnt that right Jaune?"
>Jaune nods as his partners milk continues to flood his stomach, a groan of satisfaction only cements Pyrrha's statement
>Soon Jaune's right hand makes its way into Pyrrha's pants and a giggle flows form her as Jaune feels the dampness of his partner's lower lips
>It didnt take long before Jaune slipped a finger into Pyrrha and for Pyrrha to increase the movements of her hand
>The two were groaning and thrusting into each others hand
>The sisters were feeling a bit damp themselves, however Pyrrha was leaking through her clothes
>She just kept one upping the sisters, in breast size, fighting ability, milk production, making their brother happy, everything
>Soon though the sisters were taken out of their thoughts when two pleasured screams shook the room
>Jaune and Pyrrha had reached simultaneous orgasm, the sisters watched as their baby brother's hot thick fertile seed splattered all over Pyrrha's hand and the floor beneath Pyrrha form a puddle of her juices
>The orgasm was so intense for Pyrrha that her milk flew onto her partners face when he yelled
>The both of them now covered in various liquids and with a smile they began to lick one another clean while playfully nipping each other and moaning each other's names
So yes
>>2795827
>Don't you worry anons, show me on the dolly where the bad cow touched you.
The parts where prose and ideas reside.
>>2795696
I didn't even start any shit last night and have been relatively quiet since the generals died out. Someone is just having a go at me so once they get it out of their system then maybe they'll focus their attention on something else.
And the only useful stuff I CAN do lately is post new Twitter pics of RWBY stuff and occasionally write little stories
>>2795827
Are you going to argue that it's good?
The Zootopia threads did kind of surpass the quality of content produced in little over a month.
Actually in terms of quality of content we're probably the shittiest of all the autism generals.
>>2795864
>t. Someone is just having a go at me so once they get it out of their system then maybe they'll focus their attention on something else.
I swear to god, do people just come to 4chan for RWBY and never venture outside the thread?
>>2795776
A moderate mother. Jaune would do most of the heavy lifting. Still her body was made for breading.
>>2795869
For quick little scribbles that can only be contained in 2000 character posts, the content that we produce here is decent enough, not spectactular, not world-ending, just decent. As for the zootopia comments, for starters the threads are dealing with furry fandom so that has its own cheerleaders and shitposters and probably isn't a fair comparison. I looked in them a few times and it definitely seems like a comfier environment the few times I looked so that probably helps.
>>2795832
>>2795889
N-no.
>>2795889
It's nice to have a little tab open just to shitpost.
>>2795921
>For quick little scribbles that can only be contained in 2000 character posts, the content that we produce here is decent enough, not spectactular, not world-ending, just decent.
Why do people keep bringing up this excuse?
For one things it's a shitty one considering that people will take up a third of a thread to dump their greentext and for another /tg/ has been producing actual writing within that limit for years.
And that's not to mention the use of pastebins.
>>2795889
I sometimes glance around outside of the thread.
>>2795889
That would be pretty sad if that was the case. Hell I use to be on just /b for the longest time before roaming around /d , /co and /tv
Now /co is my home board because of the MCU movies, Daredevil, Injustice storytimes and anything else fun. At least I have a life outside of RWBY. Not so sure about everyone else.
>>2795921
>For quick little scribbles that can only be contained in 2000 character posts, the content that we produce here is decent enough, not spectactular, not world-ending, just decent.
Not really.
Look at the Post a Picture Write A Story Threads held on /tg/ for decent quick scribbles.
>>2795832
Lisa x Qrow full story?
They meet at a five star bar where Qrow is a bartender(his second job.) She's in a dress and nice stories are exchanged among 'em. Eventually they take it to the bedroom.
>>2795832
If you take promps, a short Ciel story. Anything you want.
>>2795961
>>2795985
Then it's just a matter of practice. /tg/ has more material to work with and yes, will probably attract the fantasy/sci-fi/40k crowd and thus a bigger pool of writers. RWBY is decidedly more niche aside from the universal appeal of waifus and husbandos.
Just gotta practice in the end, and that's what I intend to do.
>>2796013
Seconding this to happen.
Anons Platypus is ascending to the meme verse.
>>82659899
>>82670072
>>82670098
>>82670177
>>82670466
>>82670556
>>82670749
>>2796013
>Whisky dick somehow getting with a girl
Oh this is going to be autitic.
>>2796095
Like hell I am. It's just a whiny faggot trying to slander me.
Poor Emerald. Couldn't handle losing Cinder.
>>2796038
>Then it's just a matter of practice.
Which hasn't amounted to anything over the span of almost three years.
>>2796037
everytime i see that pic i think she is crying while reading a very sad news story
>>2796095
That didn't transfer well.
>>2796125
that's why Jaune and Pyrrha are gonna take her in and she her the love that Cinder never did.
>>2796125
You can't even see the noose.
>>2795373
If i could go for any 16 year old it would be CamCam
>>2796153
>and Pyrrha
She dead.
>>2795982
>he doesn't browse /pol/
>>2795982
>goes to /co/ for live action
please don't do that be considerate to those who care about the medium the board centers around thanks
>>2796205
>He doesn't browse one of the worst boards on the site
And the problem here is?
>>2796205
Only when I get in the mood to see people get angry about minorities and the presidential race. Then it's a good laugh.
>>2796234
>/pol/
>Worst board on the site
please explain
>>2796257
I said one of the worst.
>>2795982
>>2795889
My home board is, weirdly enough, /toy/, I've been coming to this site long before I got into RWBY. Its weird looking on how absorbing the /co/ thread was though, it was practically a constant in my life and always open in a tab or window no matter what I was on for the entire month I was a part of it before it went tits-up.
But hey, at least I'm free now. Or I was, until I caved in and started coming here.
I can't escape.
Help.
>>2796268
What is so bad about it though?
>>2793113
>Pyrrha clearly didn't give a shit about what Jaune thought or wanted or believed in and basically went off to kill herself because she was full of herself.
I can't fault Pyrrha for M&K's poor fucking writing.
Monty wanted that scene to happen. Chuckles and frog boy had no idea how to transition into it, but they HAD TO DO IT, because "Muh Monty's vishun".
The best way to have gone about it? Forcing Pyrrha into the fight with Cinder and have her meet a tragic and premature end, instead of having her willingly choose to go back and die like a sacrificial lamb.
Then it goes from
>"Stupid selfish bitch who got herself killed after being greedy and throwing a man's emotions into the wood chipper"
to
>"Young warrior who met an unfortunate fate shortly after confessing her feelings to the man she loved"
!!!
>>2796272
It's gotta be said, having the /co/ thread constantly open in a tab was better than having the /trash/ one constantly open.
For one thing, /co/ threads wouldn't 404.
>>2796272
Just hold on to the comf and let it flow over you. Then you'll be ripe for Maga infection. Only cure is porn sadly.
>>2796225
I do care about it. I actually read most of the storytimes on there since I can't afford multiple subs for different characters. Big fan of we bare bears too
>>2796283
You mean aside from being overrun by Stormfront?
>>2796283
Dajoos.
>>2796333
It's not a meme. The board is full of racists.
>>2796294
I've got it all, porn, MAGA edits, all kinds of comf, comf for days even. It's done nothing to ease the itch for RWBY or remove me from this place.
I thought dropping most every penny of my paycheck that doesn't go to surviving on collecting transformers was my vice, but no, it's the portion of the RWBY fanbase that resides in 4chan. Its an addiction.
But as you bring it up, have some comf.
>>2796287
What's the matter, not used to seeing your sister being so passionate?
>>2796355
>racism is bad
I know were on /co/umblr but were still on 4chan(fucking hell this place has gone to shit)
Look at this Arkos comf!
>>2796405
Dear god that looks awful. Is this the future of RWBY's animation in Maya?
>>2796355
Isn't that the whole point of the board, too?
>>2796407
You went full retard
Never go full retard
>>2796476
To be fair this is their first real attempt at doing everything 100% in Maya. Up to this point it was mostly poser with some finishing/aftereffects in Maya so there is a bit of an experience shock here. The thing was, the animation was butter smooth, but the models definitely need working on, particularly with the lighting.
>>2796525
>implying I hate everyone who isn't white
>implying I'm not black
>implying I'm not Asian
>implying I'm not Hispanic
>implying I'm not mixed race
You do know what happens when you assume right?
>implying my ''racism'' isn't the belief that all races should be unique and work towards preserving the uniqueness of their race while living in harmony with other races while also being with there own race most of the time
>>2796667
A swing and a miss
>>2796667
Well, you're already making a butt out of yourself without my help.
so how do you feel about penny you don't hate her do you
post the nutsiest and doltsiest comf you've got
>>2795690
>Implying
>>2796792
>>implying my ''racism'' isn't the belief that all races should be unique and work towards preserving the uniqueness of their race while living in harmony with other races while also being with there own race most of the time
No idea.
>>2796897
>>2796893
She's cute. Doesn't help that i have a fetish for robutts
>>2796893
I have no strong feelings one way or the other about a broken machine.
>>2796937
Alright I think that every race should be unique and live in harmony with one another while living among their own
What is SO fucking evil about this belief?
>>2797002
Go-Go Gadget Fuck Yourself Anon.
>>2796286
>"Stupid selfish bitch who got herself killed after being greedy and throwing a man's emotions into the wood chipper"
If that was their intention and they bring Pyrrha back. Jaune and her interactions would be fucking tasty.
>>2797032
Separate but equal doesn't work. We've tried this already.
>>2797046
Kek
>>2797046
She's not even a real girl universe, Anon. There is no need to be upset.
>>2797062
Stop replying to him you dumb asshole
>>2797054
They're bring her back.
But they won't bring her back because of the fans screaming about their waifu being dead.
And they won't bring her back to spite the people screaming about how she needs to stay dead so death has meaning.
They'll bring her back because M&K are eternal hacks.
>>2797095
in-universe*
>>2797032
>unique
Why, though? There's like five races (nations aren't races), and only differences are physical only.
>>2797062
do you think pennycould feel love do you think she even understood love
>>2797095
She was real to me.
>>2796893
I want to fuck her and eat out her copper tasting pussy.
>>2797149
Machines don't feel, Anon.
>Dreamworks making anime now
>BB on suicide watch
>>2797134
Look to Malcolm X( I thing he said this, I know it was a prominent African american
"I as a Black man want my children to be black and for my grandchildren to be black and I see nothing wrong with that"(not his exact words but you get the point"
It's just natural man
Also I do believe there are studies that say that Mixed kid's are more likely to be fucked in the head because of lack of identity
>>2797054
Same anon who talked a thread or so ago about wanting Jaune to get angry n' shit
If Pyrrha comes back, I want him be so god damn bitter to her, and I want her to hurt over it. She needs to face repercussions of her actions.
Of course Jaune at some point needs to realise she did what she did because she just wanted to give people time and try and hold things back as best she could, but she still needs to realise what she did was dumb as rocks and selfish as fuck, and that's just the part where she went up against Cinder, not even the part where she kissed Jaune before shoving him in a locker and sending him away just to lone-wolf the bitch.
It'll probably never happen, but god damn I love me some hateful, bitter revivals
>>2797204
Not an anime.
>>2797227
That's like saying "I have brown eyes and I want my children to have brown eyes". Moronic and pointless. Races don't even have their own cultures, nations do.
>>2797184
leave
>>2797234
>to realise she did what she did because she just wanted to give people time and try and hold things back as best she could
For him to realize that he would have to regress in tactical ability.
>>2797247
>>2797204
They're making a fucking Voltron remake?
And holy shit the trailer actually looks cool. I mean, the art style is anime as shit but it works well for what it is, and the VAing is hit and miss but, fuck me this hits so many good nostalgia points, not to mention the Brave-itude of the gattai sequence.
I come here for RWBY, and leave with a Voltron hard-on. Best thread.
>>2797234
For fuck's sake, it's incredibly cruel to blame someone for dying.
Yeah, what she did was selfish and dumb, but there's no need to torture her over it.
>>2797277
I said that more than anything to account for "If M&K got gud enough to make this happen they'd still fuck it up a bit' and the peeps who would, probably rightfully so, bring up again that Jaunes anger and lack of forgiveness would be selfish, at least if he holds it as a long standing grudge [as I hope he does for more drama, cause honestly I'd like Arkos a lot more if we had more drama like this instead of 'jaune gets bullied' and 'pyrrha is a manipulable dumbass with a destiny fetish and an obsessive crush']
Also, nice dubs.
>>2797277
>For him to realize that he would have to regress in tactical ability.
Different Anon but...How?
Realizing that Pyrrha's intentions were "Good" doesn't mean he needs to think those intentions were tactically sound.
>>2797209
mah nigga
>>2797279
It's made by DreamWorks, it's not an anime. It's an adaption of an edited anime. Try again.
>>2797247
Semantics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spYV2hy5pO8&feature=youtu.be
POTTERY
>>2797387
>Threesome
>Coco
>Glynda
Oh my god, the domination is real
>>2797387
I landed on best girl.
what now?
>>2797234
I would want them to have a long talk over how Pyrrha's actions were a bit selfish or how they effected him. Pyrrha actually feeling like she fucked up bad and did something very horrible to Jaune because she was obsessed with destiny. Jaune also bringing back up that hes getting treated like an idiot, even in the most important times and even when he is actually in the right.
It would show Pyrrha that she isn't actually as "perfect" or "invincible" as everybody makes her out to be. Shes just a very good fighter which Jaune lacks, but he makes up in his smarter decision making.
>>2797427
Innocent things can hurt our feelings, but we have to move on. These tips for overcoming hurt feelings will help you learn how to deal with accidental and intentional hurts in relationships.
Don’t ignore how you feel, or allow your feelings to explode in areas of your life that aren’t related to the hurt you feel. This is where the “Have a bad day at work, go home and kick the dog” cliché comes in. Sometimes we’re angry, depressed, or frustrated and we don’t know why – and it’s because we didn’t acknowledge our original hurt when it happened. We avoided the hurt and it grew and grew.
Overcoming hurt feelings that have been festering for days, months, or years is more difficult than dealing with them in the first place. But before you can deal with hurt, you need to acknowledge it.
>>2797506
>I'm the one with hurt feelings
>Not the one trying to start an argument
Wow. Not only are you wrong, you feel the need to be petty about how wrong you are.
>>2797204
Well hey what ever makes those Weebs commit suicide faster the better.
Buy meh Japanese culture.
Didn't someone say that weebs where getting triggered when RWBY ended up on Crunchyroll?
>>2797493
>best girl
>ruby
It's not wrong
>>2797548
It was a fake story.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E0vEoNw-wkQ
THE DREAM IS FUCKING DEAD
>listening to old Internet box
>Andrew Blanchard
>the premier xbox fanboy
>calling the PS4 "skynet the console"
This boy is golden
>>2797574
God that is not good singing.
>>2797567
Oh,
>>2797548
>RWBY Vol.4 soon
>Cannon Busters coming soon
>Voltron coming to Netflix soon
Mass weeb suicide.
>>2796013
I could get behind this pairing. And Winter goes full envy yandere.
>>2797666
Satan has spoken
>>2797656
Why are you people so salty exactly?
>>2797656
What the hell is canon busters
>>2794140
>Weiss
>Tightly
>Dry humping
>>2794583
'tis true
>>2797745
Cinder.
>>2795074
Just maybe
>>2797735
>owlfags won.
I haven't been there since the reveal. How is it?
>>2797580
Andrew is a perfect trainwreck of a human being.
>>2797797
Owl seems to be the favourite.
Cat isn't far behind.
Sea Lion is being bullied.
>>2797797
Could be worse. They keep arguing about whether or not Owlfriends won or lost since it wasn't Roothoot. All the starters seem to be getting love, but Popplio is getting bullied.
>>2797841
I like Rowlet too, if only because I'm not a cat guy and Popplio is too Wotter-ish. Makes getting an HM-02 user easier if anything.
Opinions on the box-legends? ArcEntei looks cool, but the bat has too much going on tbf.
>>2797876
>It's literally an owl.
>Denialfags are on damge-comtrol.
How? Were they literally expecting Roothoot? For fuck's sake, it's the same color scheme too.
I knew when denialfags were beat, why don't the rest of them?
>>2797911
Solgaleo seems more popular than Lunaala, from what I've seen.
>>2797751
>Getting dry humped by Weiss
>Precise in her hip movements
>Nice pressure being put on your dick
>Can feel her clit sliding on it.
>Not much ass to grab but it feels nice
>Cum
>She cleans you up
>Finger her for a while
>She cums
>You cuddle and go to sleep
>>2797911
Seems pretty evenly split from what I can tell. Neither seems to be much more popular than the other at the moment.
>>2797950
Then /vp/ still has some taste left in it. I'll come back in a few days when it's calmed down more. Doesn't feel right posting my fugs here.
>>2797789
pls stop ill have relapse
>>2797952
>>2797948
Because they wouldn't be denialfriends if they did. Also, from some of the post I've seen, yes. They basically were expecting Roothoot exactly.
New WR up with 20% more lewd potential
https://twitter.com/mojojoj27827860/status/730528107052945408
>>2798069
Ah, Soap Lube. How I missed you.
>>2798073
It's never fun to be on the losing team, but I know when I've lost.
Typing, colors, animal, all correct. The only notable difference were the eyes and eyebrows I guess.
>>2798075
>Mojo will never gain some creative input on RWBY canon and steer the series in a better direction.
>Mojo will never pull strings to make WhiteRose, Crosshares and Bumbleby canon.
>>2798199
He might never get involved with canon RWBY, but he is an art director for Chibi RWBY.
>>2798199
Good.
>>2798145
Basically they seem to be acting like Owlfriends won, but Roothootfriends lost. If you ask me, those should be interchangeable, but I don't visit the board enough to understand the memes.
>>2798199
>Mojo will never pull strings to make WhiteRose, Crosshares and Bumbleby canon.
Thank God
I want to kill myself so fucking bad.
>>2798199
>Mojo will never pull strings to make WhiteRose, Crosshares and Bumbleby canon.
Thanks god for that.
>>2798294
Is it because of some retarded reason?
>>2798282
They are. Anyone who says differently is an anally-annihilated denialfag. Maybe there was a slight difference in the Owlfags and Owl/Dolphin/whatever-the-fuck-Cubble-was-fags, but that's irrelevant.
>>2798294
>>2798294
Don't do it.
[Your girl of choice] will miss you!
>>2798294
Do a flip faggot. Gib livestream link.
>>2798294
Don't say things like that anon.
>>2798294
Fucking get help instead of bitching about it on Korean picture boards
>>2798294
Jesus Christ, Pyrrha. Once wasn't enough?
>>2798336
People don't understand his rape fetish
>>2798537
>Implying he's the only suicide fag in here.
Let us know if it is you, you twisted fuck-up.
>>2798199
>WhiteRose, Crosshares and Bumbleby
>>2798555
Who is 'you'? Deaf? Or do we have another rape-fetishist here?
>>2798524
>shes not real
what do i do
>>2798595
The "you" I was referring to is RapeEdit. I think Deaf is kill, and anyone else is just an anon like myself.
>>2798294
depression, huh? I'm gonna kick your ass, sad boy
Gonna fuck you till you love me
>>2798679
[spoiler]I'm not kill.[/spoiler]
>>2798712
You're a faggot and you should die you fucking namefag. I hope you choke.
Hey Deaf, 'sup?
>>2798678
Who is she? Would you be able to compromise if you had her VA?
>lumberjack Nora will never be finished
I want to pull down Yang's top
>>2798755
I can post this now, so there's that.
Trash is pretty comfy.
>>2798783
lewd rube
>>2798792
So long as one avoids the catalog, yes, it is nice in here.
Don't get me wrong, I want to go back to /co/, but I'll make do with what I can here.
>>2798769
This has to be manipulated or something. No one is that fucking cute.
>>2798824
But her sister makes it so much more enjoyable.
>>2798834
Agreed, Trash is comf but /co/ is hometown.
>>2798867
THE NEW SPIDERMAN TRIPLE ACTION WEB BLASTER
>>2798852
>What is make up
>What is plastic surgery
>What is any editor program
>>2798852
Anzu is quite possibly the only Real!Animu to ever enter our world. She is...mystifying.
>>2798769
dat fucking face
what if ruby asked you why people have a problem with eugenics
>>2798294
Anon, suicide is just a way of getting back at someone because they did something bad to you.
>>2798867
Trash is pretty amazing. I can talk about RWBY and OCs while posting things like this and not get bannned.
Trash is like /b/ but good.
>>2798861
>Those pajamas
Yang stop encouraging her.
>>2798940
A stupid way of getting back at someone*
>>2798931
I'd tell I don't know why either, especially when it could be the key to real laifu waifus.
>>2798769
Mystery of the Fluid Druid
>>2798970
MAGA?
>>2798294
Then either do it or start boxing.
>>2798861
>you will never give Fuby a blow job and lean back as she sprays her cum all over your chest
why must we suffer ;_;
>>2798897
>Real
Bullshit
She has more make up on and has had more plastic surgery done than most of the rich fucks that live in Beverly Hills
>>2799037
>futafags
Just admit you're gay and get it over with
>>2799001
Riddle of the Jizzard Wizard.
bff
>>2798769
Isn't she a Turkroach?
>>2799094
But I'm a guy, and I'm sexually attracted to the female body. How is that even remotely homosexual?
>>2799095
>no cowlick
weiss_ew.png
>>2799127
The sole redeeming factor of the shithole, but yes.
>>2798834
>>2798834
I'm too was originally /co/ but free lewds is nice and the place has been pretty comf for me as well but I also hope for the day we can return to our motherland.
>>2798888
kek
>>2799136
You are sexually attracted to a ficionial extremely feminine man
Your gay
>>2799094
>bi doesn't exist
k thnx bi now
>>2799010
MAGA!
>>2799183
>Your gay
his gay what?
how do be happy
>>2799246
I disliked Pennys hair.
>>2799294
get the fuck out you piece of shit
>>2799294
TAKE THAT BACK! SHE A PURE AND PERFECT CINNAMON BUN WHO WAS TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD
>>2799037
Better version
>>2799094
>>2799221
>>2799183
>liking futa is gay
>being this retarded
I like Traps but don't consider myself gay, I consider myself a weeb who like traps, Traps are 2D, which means it don't affect your sexuality (which only three are legitimately real), liking 3D traps/Futa is gay, liking 2d traps/futa makes you a weeb. Weebsexual or 2Dsexual
>>2799294
MAGA?
>>2798928
hhhnnnngggg you dont know how much i want to do this to a qt and see the look of terror on her face
>>2799094
Hey, I might be a little gay, but futa has nothing to do with that.
>2016
>Not liking traps and futa
>Caring about being or not being 100% straight
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale
>>2799414
Don't quit your day job kid. Stick with RWBYs.
>>2799489
issa 5min job but i know what you mean cartoon assets only work on cartoosn
>>2799414
Think you can make something from this?
>>2799525
[spoiler]maybe[/spoiler]
[spoiler]ill play with it[/spoiler]
>>2799525
There are already like a hundred edits of that frame dude.
>>2799290
Happiness is achieved by realising that the only value to life is the value we give it, and its up to you what holds value. The best thing I find is to suffer through what you must in a day or week such as work etc, and then indulge yourself as much as you damn please in whatever you like for as much as you can afford, and take frequent moments to close your eyes and relax or even lay down and nap for an hour on the weekends. Going for a walk every other evening may seem like too much effort, but if you time it well enough that there aren't too many people out and walk where the air is a bit nicer, its really worth it.
Having a comf place to call home, not a physical place but somewhere like a board or thread on this site or something like that, it really helps.
Having a large stock of cute pictures of Penny and/or/if-she-is your waifu helps a whole lot, so have pic related on the house.
One other thing I find that helps a lot is having music playing, as often as possible, even if just quietly in the background, even if you're playing a videogame just having some album playing through quietly in the background with the game's volume turned down is great. Music that you find relaxing can be great, but personally I love music just just sounds fun or weird or silly, and I highly recommend checking out anything by Lemon Demon such as the album Damn Skippy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqmpmtJxWdU
Have fun finding happiness, anon.
>>2796186
It's okay, She'll get better.
In the most contrived way possible.
>>2799568
show me
>>2799508
>Pyrrha's face when she has to watch Jaune fuck and impregnate another women
>>2799235
I like being in both fatherland/co/ and motherland/trash/ so I'm content either way.
>>2799630
We shipping /co/ and /trash/ now? Or maybe just the RWBY board on each?
>>2799626
>"My Jaune..."
>>2799651
>Jaune is property of the SDC
>>2799568
gibe rapez
>>2799675
>"He's all mine."
>>2799722
you made me post it
>>2799642
I don't know now technically we are mostly immigrated /co/ fags to begin with? I'm pretty sure we are anyway.
>>2799675
Winter is my waifu because she's the only good female in the show in my age range. All the rest are either teenagers, evil, over 40, or some combination of the three.
>>2799584
you're a fuckin fag lol
thank you
>>2799094
But liking futa on female porn is straighter than liking straight porn.
>>2799740
What if Yang was too rough on you?
>>2799861
Well I mean technically its pretty lesbian but still
>>2799861
This. Straight porn is for cuckolds. Nobody wants to be a cuckold
>>2799782
What's wrong with Glynda Goodwitch?
>>2799722
Listen here I am gonna be nice and tell you that Jaune and I belong together. So no matter what you say, the lies you put forth, he will never be yours.
>>2799861
And you can prove it with SCIENCE so there's that.
>>2799891
Warranty void.
>>2799891
I'd cum even harder.
t. beta fuccboi
>>2799891
Like what? Riding my dick too hard? I'd be a fucking man and talk to her about it.
>>2799894
POV porn is a thing bruv
>>2799951
>80% of POV porn have sudden cuts and camera angle changes
That's not immersive at all.
>>2799913
Don't I get a say in who I can be with?
>>2799891
>Bitch says I'm a lazy good for nothing asshole
>Remind her that this is why all her friends abandoned her
>>2800017
>I FUCKING REESE SO MUCH
>>2799891
Too rough while sparing on too rough while giving head? Give specifics.
>>2800035
You what?
>>2799998
Oh Jaune, dont be silly no one and nothing can love you like I can, so come here and lets get that family started.
>>2799824
You're welcome, anon
>>2799909
For fucking? Nothing.
For waifuing? She's at minimum 40.
>>2800017
delete this right now
>>2800017
>Everyone is freaking out over the attack and here I am just masturbating
>>2800071
Some people here are probably that old
>>2800072
Did you ever consider that you created this guy? It could very well be that your constant decrying of Reese has merely encouraged somebody to shower her with praise.
>>2800118
i think about it every time i close my eyes dear god what have i done i beg for the kiss of a bullet
>>2800118
It certainly has for me.
I used to just passively ship her with May. Now I actively like her out of spite.
It's the same reason I like White Knight.
>>2800059
>Young lady, as teacher it is my job to properly discipline my students like Mr. Arc.
>>2800142
Reese will be happy to oblige you.
>>2800071
What a waste of a perfect cougar anon, your loss.
>>2799782
And best older sister
>>2800222
Get out of the way you old barren hag, Jaune and I are gonna have the largest and most beautiful family Remnant will ever. Our children will be gods, their power far exceeding those that came before and those that will come after.
Anyone have that pic of Weiss working in a forge while wearing a tank top? (vague recollection of the pic).
>>2800254
She doesn't have any eggs left. How can she give me an heir.
>>2799782
>TFW I'm barely 18
>TFW 90 percent of the females are waifu acceptable for me
>>2800497
>mfw i give a 5yr +/- tolerance to girls i date
I am okay dating a 15yo or a 25 yo
>>2800300
May I cut in?
The last thing you copied and pasted is now being incorporated into RWBY canon. Hope you don't ruin the show.
>>2800516
15 seems a bit young.
>>2800579
>its image data
What have I done.
>>2800579
>It's the RWBY foreshadowing thing
Um...
It's already canon, so...
>>2800530
get out
>>2800579
jokes on you it goes past the character limit
>>2800579
http://i.imgur.com/ff3e3qT.png
Uhhhhhhhh.
>>2800621
Oh riiight that's the one I jerked off to >>2794872
>>2800621
>a fucking weirdo
That hurts me, anon.
>>2800579
>>>/pol/73457147
Don't share catalog'd threads kids
>>2800362
Of course she does Glynda could build an entire family she wanted she also has a great bust to feed them and because of her experience with younger people she'd raise them well, Glynda would be loving and caring but strict when necessary.
>>2800689
Posting other part
I want Team RWBY weapon upgrades in Vol.4!!
>>2800738
>>2800579
>The last thing you copied and pasted is now being incorporated into RWBY canon. Hope you don't ruin the show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBpZTo1dlPM
I.. well, fuck. that's. Well. Faunus or something? I don't even know.
>>2800759
*muffled fiki fiki in the background*
>>2800767
>Fox can't talk
>All he can do is scream awkwardly
Keikaku Booty
>>2800579
https://gyazo.com/da44a7fb0e8045e9c6ae4e794da3d2dd
>Tfw no true sun goddess waifu in RWBY
>>2800817
man i fucking hate cinder but im a sucker for keikaku legs thighs and booty
>>2800579
http://www.dustloop.com/wiki/images/1/1b/BBCS_Ragna_CarnageScissors.png
Eh
>>2800817
Keikaku Booty
>>2799894
>Yang has a tiny penis
heh.
>>2799894
>>2800849
Well of course there is more than one reason Neon said Yang was top heavy.
>>2800579
>It's the black guy orgasm video
So what, Yatsu is fucking Velvet and he just chimps out?
>>2800849
It's in Blake's vagina mate
>>2800579
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9884094/1/
Uhhhhhhhh
>>2800579
>ctrl+v
>Nothing saved
>>2800908
but look at it. It's so damn thin.
How is that pleasurable?
>>2800579
http://exhentai.org/g/924221/5ffc5e31d5/
...Don't ask
>>2800962
Do you only watch porn or something?
>>2800967
the first thing i saw was "anal birth"
you're not needed here
>>2800967
ayy
>>2801003
I found it on an /a/ thread about MILFs
>>2800977
Do you see dicks outside of porn and your dirty underwear?
>>2800977
Are thin dicks common? Can you show me yours for comparison Senpai?
>>2800967
>Anal Birth
Wew lad
>>2800912
>fanfiction.net
>>2800579
Stand Name: Thunderstruck
Stand Ability: [Cardiology Manipulation](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cardiology_Manipulation)
Power - A
Speed - A
Range - C
Durability - D
Precision - A
Potential - E
Description: The power to manipulate hearts of oneself and/or others. Variation of Body Manipulation. The user has complete control over the hearts of oneself and others, including the blood-pressure and heart-rate. They can increase the cardiac fitness, inflict/cure all cardiac diseases and conditions or cause/remove mutations. They can use this offensively by stopping the heart.
I bring Stands
>>2801041
>implying greentext is any better.
>>2801102
>People still feel strongly about green text and actually care
>>2801125
I like that idea anon. Go for it.
>>2801125
Thank god, please tell me you have the Yang getting her armed chopped off edits
>>2801195
>Anonymous 05/11/16(Wed)18:31:01 No.2801195 ▶
ill put there in other folder
>>2801217
>>Anonymous 05/11/16(Wed)18:31:01 No.2801195 ▶
>mfw
That's not how replies work here brother.
>>2801217
Are you okay anon?
>>2800579
It was a RWBY self insert I wrote.
>Have childhood friend
>She's a total nerd and a sperg
>She becomes a huge RWBY fan and gets all the plushies and shit
>She has a normie boyfriend who looks uncomfortable with her sometimes
>She has discussed proposing to him before with me
>She tells me she's going to sing "Boop" to him of Valentine's Day
>He doesn't even fucking watch the show
What the fuck do I do
I want her to be happy but I want her to keep her BF but I also want him to not have to deal with her spergy shit
>>2795348
It's literally your name in the OP mobileposting like you always do, retard.
>>2801705
Tell her that Boop is about unrequited love and that she should pick a song that is about love being reciprocated.
>>2801705
Try to offer an alternate method of proposing to him. Say because of his lack of knowledge of RWBY that her proposal may not have the intended romantic effect and to suggest crafting it in a way that recalls a romantic moment they both shared together.
>>2801729
Well she's not gonna use Boop to propose to him and I don't even know if she is going to propose to him.
>>2801723
>Dream Come True
>Boop
>Not Fall In Love With You
Holy shit, none of the songs are about requited love.
>>2801749
gotcha, misread the post. Still, instead of boop, use the moment to recall a romantic thing they both shared, it'll probably go over a lot better. Something like a favorite restaurant or some piece of media they both enjoyed etc. Will probably go over a lot better.
>>2801776
It is a show made by hopeless romantic geeks
>>2801705
Is she cute?
If so then you should fuck her.
>Chasing your tail and it drives me crazy
So, is that Pyrrha admitting she wants some dick?
what if ruby's darks souls 3 playthrough on youtube was getting a lot of dislikes and negative comments and she was taking it really personally
>>2802090
well was she doing good at the game?
>>2801981
>What else did you think she meant?
>>2802179
Obviously Jaune is a Faunus.
>>2802090
Who the hell are you talking about
>>2801981
You're missing half of that lyric, though.
"I've been watching you lately/ chasing your tail and it drives me crazy"
She's saying that by going after Weiss he's like a dog chasing its tail.
>>2802166
She spent fifteen tries on Yhorm before deciding she wasn't high enough level and going somewhere else.
>>2802290
ruby rose from rwby here's a picture of her
>>2802390
You know what I mean jackass
>>2802260
>Jaune "Aryan" Arc
>being a filthy fauna
Pick one
>>2802260
>Dog Faunus
>Jaune has a puppy mode.
>>2802166
she's been missing a lot of really important items and she leveled her video game man up really high off screen and it makes the game too easy for where she is
>>2802357
hahahahaha
>>2802552
So we're talking about DSP then? He hasn't gotten laughed off of the internet for broadcasting that wank?
>>2802499
What's with this Roothoot meme on /vp/?
>>2802658
There was a fake leak involving a grass starter that was an owl, which was dubbed Roothoot. Then Gen VII's official grass starter is an owl called Rowlet, and things kind of exploded.
A NUU
>>2802755
Yes. That is what /vp/ is for.
>>2802755
>/vp/
>grass starter
>gen VII
Naw, it's clearly Dark Souls.
So I found this while definitely not masturbating to Overwatch porn on Gelbooru
>>2802841
I keked so hard I almost spilled my drink. Thank you anon, have a Pokemon.
>>2802944
Damn, Shikniful got lazy on those hands
>>2802582
Yeah, he's clearly talking about DSP.
>>2803103
I don't follow any streamers so I can tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
>>2802734
>КAHДЁХAЙ BECEЛEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh_p20lHqtA
May is best STALKER
>>2803129
Yeah, streamers.
>>2803165
To be fair, they do stream now. Rarely.
>>2801706
Somebody was posing as me, fucktard. Since I don't do that tripcode junk, anyone can be faggoty asshole and pretend to be me
>>2803604
>There are other people that like Ciel ya know
And other people that use the username Platypus, right? You're literally calling someone a fucktard for thinking someone who posts and is named exactly like you was you.
I don't even doubt it is you trying to defend your ass after everyone called you out on it.
>>2803604
Maybe you shouldn't be such a faggoty namefag then. No one can pose as you if you're anonymous.
>/co/ thread is still up
Who is bumping that shit?
>>2804673
Platypus with his name off.