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/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Best Gem Edition.
Previous thread:>>2766548
>NEW EPISODES on 12 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1 [Embed]
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4 [Embed]
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flock draw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
I feel like half a man /sug/. The walls of my house feel foreign and above all; disappointed.
Best gem?
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>2788094
yes she would anon
>>2788094
Lady of beef, hottest alien warchief
Can't help but wonder if she'd shag me lief
>>2788094
we talked about this anon
You have to make her happy first
start small
>>2788121
>Lady of beef, hottest alien warchief
Gave me a good laugh
>>2788159
Well I didn't come up with that, but I'm glad you got a laugh outta of that. I need to laugh too.
>>2788121
What kind of beef we talking about here? This beef?
>>2788216
Straight protein anon. The good kind
>>2788216
Or grade D beef?
>>2788246
Now that seems like a shitty way to fall asleep.
>>2788129
I'll do my best.
I'm more than willing to offer up what little I have to give
>>2788265
Cocked out and clocked out
>>2788301
What a way to live. I must admit. I feel a little sad that I've never been in a spot where I bust a nut so good I pass out.
>>2788060
>>2788364
Yeah. I think I already talked about this before, but I only have one part that can be eaten out and that's extremely uncomfortable for me. You do great work.
>>2788338
I did it once, all my roommates went to spend a few days at the beach and I was home alone
Felt nice but a hell of a shower session
Will she show up Again?
>>2788418
Ah well, at least somebody gets the porn cliche going for them. Congrats I guess.
a friend sent me a about some random guy's opinion of rule 34 . why do normies have such a negative view of porn? is harmless fun and everyone watches it
>>2788159
Orc Jasper is twice as amazing. Source please?
>>2788463
i was on a jasper saving spree, no idea but ill look
>>2788458
To be fair, jacking off to drawing of fictional characters is pretty degenerate. I guess the same could be said for live film, literotica, etc... I suppose it's all subjective. I stopped hiding my porn a while ago though. Even my normie friends don't care. They see the folder labeled porn and they move on.
I want to be gem raped
Amber does it again
https://mobile.twitter.com/egomatter/status/730304622045233152?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
Did I grab the highest res
>>2788484
isn't that weird. fictional characters are designed to appeal to people after all. i guess what really bothers me is how hypocrite are are about it
>>2788660
I couldn't do any better, but indexer is probably gonna pull something out of his ass. Probably find a way to get the png file too.
>>2788689
*people are
>>2788660
>those comments
Can someone tell who Jasper is dressed as, and what prince would peridot be? (Amber says yes when asked if Perdot would be "the prince")
>the rest of the CGs are the cousins
And who are the cousins? I know we have Jojo fans around here
>>2788689
It weirds me out too, but it's kinda hard to defend this sort of thing. The way the culture works is pretty much designed to be that way about it, and it's not even completely baseless either. I do wish they wouldn't be so hypocritical about it or that I wouldn't look like a weirdo for calling them out on it.
>>2788660
https://mobile.twitter.com/egomatter/status/730307553796591617
>>2788660
I've been thinking about Katamari lately, this just made my night
>>2788749
What a damn qt, and damn, jasper. those eyes
>you wont see a new ep until friday the 13th
2spooky
>>2788792
Wha? Thursday
>>2788798
Well unless they're inexplicably airing a new episode in Australia first we'll all be waiting for the mega link the morning after.
>>2787990
Last day in /trash/ /sug/ for me for a while lads, who staying in /trash/?
>>2788891
I'll be on both boards. /trash/ is too comfy to abandon but the party is gonna be at /co/ for a while.
>>2788891
Both for me. Can't get enough /sug/
>>2788891
I am, my schedule wont let me put up with /co/
>>2788891
ill be on both. though i like how nice /trash/sug/ is. /co/ is full of weirdos and assholes
>>2789002
>/co/ is full of weirdos and assholes
So is /trash/ dummy.
>>2788891
I'll be in both /trash/ and /co/.
>>2789025
yes, but /trash/ has the good kind of weirdos and assholes
>>2789073
That's the sweetest thing you ever said to me anon
>>2787990
Is it true that France are airing Hit the diamond on the 21st and Steven floats 22nd? Are the French not surrendering this time?
>>2789061
Please don't like Sugar
>>2789111
I've also heard that, I assume it's still the case
>>2789121
I meant lie, you should definitely like Sugar.
>>2789121
This typo is giving me some good laughs
Can we all agree that pearl is like the very best.
If not then what we realy are?
>>2789262
Pearl is great, yeah, but Steven is better.
>>2788891
>implying they'll let us stay through the summer of steven
This'll be it. 2016 is the year /co/ bans generals.
>>2789262
sexiest gems no doubt
>>2789277
Why can we have no cringy art
>>2789262
that cute pearl hnnngg..
How is your paypal doing, /sug/?
>>2788479
Nevemind, I found it.
http://thetemplevault.tumblr.com/post/135321334808/did-someone-want-jasper-as-a-wow-orc-because-she?is_related_post=1
There is also a finished version, but I like the one you posted more.
>>2789326
you're cringy. any form of art isn't about the little mistakes or following rigorously real life anatomy but if it works asd a whole. there's more value on that than tiny details.
you don't understand what makes art good and have no taste at all, so you're just nitpicking
>>2789439
sorry i couldnt find it, didnt see it anywhere
damn, looks pretty nice colored but yeah, i like the non colored Armour too, neon green shoulder guards are rad tho
>>2789446
Look i understand that you just defend the artists clown feet fetish.
To me it seem cringe. but eh i dont judge you for liking clown feet.
Soon.
http://itsalmo.st/#stevenuniverseintoodeep
>>2789488
sure anon, keep pretending those aren't pearl's proportions. ignore the clean lines, nice colors and shading, well drawn hands and good use of space. whatever you say buddy
>>2788431
I spent 10 minutes just to make this for you, anon.
how many years down the line will the murdercocks start impregnating more gems?
>no preggerdot porn yet
>>2789724
exclusively for fug
can I have this porl
Why is Steven such a pervert?
>>2789766
i can see ame doing that, not peri
>>2789746
We can share that porl, she has enough love for both of us.
>>2789746
why?
>>2789766
Holy SHIT thats hot/cute! The artist just keeps impressing me
>>2789781
>>2789782
because of paypal
>>2789871
this is a bit
a pinch of unerving
Rebecca seems like a really nice person.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/671463
Does Steven still love her?
>>2790132
Steven and I do.
>>2790063
I really don't like this and I want greg to be pushed off the roof again
this is one of the few times I have genuinely rustled jimmies
>I will never be turned into Yellow Diamond's pearl
Why is real life so cruel?
>Jasper is most likely going to be bubbled and forgotten while Lapis is a massive dickbag to all the gems
If this happens I'm going all Columbine on CN Studios
They are all so cute, so damn cute, we are gonna see them again shortly
>>2790232
>"You can't be friends with everyone Steven."
>"Yeah, but Lapis is different I know it."
>He takes Lapis out of her bubble and lets her reform
>She says fuck Earth and flies into space after giving Steven a best friend drowning like last time
>"Maybe Jasper isn't so bad."
>>2790238
Why wait?
>>2790257
My beach summer fun buddy beat the shit out of my friends, broke my dad's leg, and drowned me and my best friend :((((
GREG IS FUCKING DEAD
>>2790400
he got better.
It is just like in my chinese cartoons where characters that die if they are killed. but then they come back.
Water witch hunt WHEN
>>2790415
You know what, since there are tons of lapis/Pearl parallels (lapis being the evil twin of course), maybe we'll get a scene with lapis getting stabbed in the back
>>2783513
that is an upscaled jpg you fucking idiot
do not save or repost it
Morning /sug/, what's for breakfast?
>>2789724
the only good pearl is one who knows their place. CS pearl should be bullied and made to feel awful about herself.
>>2785312
kill yourself
>>2790446
>her gem is on her back
Rest in piss, lazuli
>>2790446
I immagine lapis being the always pissed character from now on.
>>2788458
>>2788660
kill yourself
>>2788749
kill yourself
>>2790446
Or worse.
>>2790466
Chopped potatoes, bacon bits, mashed eggs, sliced sausage with some light cheese sprinkled on top all in a bowl, some jelly toast too
torn between coffee or tea
>>2790466
Honey turkey sandwiches
>>2789438
>>2789439
>he ACTUALLY fell for the lapis lazuli meme
>>2789746
>>2790400
You've killed a good and caring daddy.
>>2790559
i don't get this image
>>2790536
That's even better
>the one doing the killing isn't quite Pearl
Holopearl vs Opal (half Pearl)
>taking advantage of lapis' unique trait of flying and opal's weapon
This is how lapis is gonna go
>>2790559
What meme?
>>2790565
GUILTY
Hang the water witch
>>2790571
pottery
>>2790571
But will Steven understand why she did it? Will he ever forgive Opal (or Pearl and Amethyst for that matter)?
>>2790602
Steven's a smart boy, he'll understand it's for the best
>>2790565
Audio deadio
>>2790583
http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Lapis_Lazuli
>>2790645
OH i get it
>>2790663
I still dont get it.
bully the pearl's feelings and make her cry.
>>2790681
Man, Garnet would be so fun in the baseball game, I'm sad we have to give her up for Booby.
>>2790727
hopefully they make pearl sit out.
>>2790063
There's no way THAT killed Rose.
What a hard working cutie.
>>2790801
Having your eyes obscured by hair is a little unprofessional, isn't it?
Do you guys think that we'll see the Rubies from "The Answer" in "Hit the diamond" again?
>there are people who think Rose gave up her life because "babies are super cute"
>>2790815
>yellow pearl displaying proper pearl handling technique
yellow pearl could fix cg pearl.
>>2790063
One does not sexualize the Peridot. She is too pure for such things.
>>2790820
I suppose we would if the Diamonds don't update their equipment. I think those rubies might have been shattered for failing to do their one job though.
>>2790828
She just wanted to "bridge the gap between Gems and humanity".
>>2788094
I hope you have a good day, man.
>>2790834
WHOOPS
>>2790834
gems are not for sexual.
>>2790840
Why would anyone want to do that? Humans are horrible.
>>2790838
Did you forget that BD initially just wanted to shatter Sapphire first and then shifted her anger at the only one Ruby because she fucked everything up?
I don't think she'd shatter the other Rubies since she seemed pretty cool with the two Rubies failing when Sapphire told her about it.
>>2790849
Bridges can be used for Diplomacy but also for War y'know.
Stevidot?
>>2790840
That makes the most sense. One doesn't go from a revolutionary mastermind to an airhead who kills oneself on a whim. And if Rose just wanted to experience childbirth then she could obviously just create some DNA for creating a 100% human baby. Rose wanted Steven for a keikaku.
>>2790859
I still imagine fucking up like that gets you bumped down a bit if you're still alive. I guess that's a plausible reason for them to be search party in bum-fuck nowhere.
>>2790849
Fuck off, Yellow Diamond. Humans are great.
>>2790868
Don't forget that the show really likes obvious villains.
So we can just assume cocks are our only defense against a gem invasion, right?
>>2790885
Anyone who thinks Rose is a villain has a bad grasp of the show.
>>2790828
People will do anything just to have a child, even if they'll never meet them.
Garent,
Amethyst and
Pearl and
Steven
The beginning letters of these are "GAPS".
What gaps are they talking about?
They could've put the names in any order the wanted but chose the order that makes the word "gaps".
There has to be a deeper meaning to it.
>>2790891
Well sure, but consider this...
Those gems have to be convinced to shapeshift an entire female reproductive system -- vagina, uterus and all.
>>2790913
IF one is mortal. Having a child is a means of escaping one's own mortality.
>>2790891
That and a bit of romance.
>>2790916
Cmon now, imagine the gems as sailors out to port looking for a quick fuck. Hell, imagine introducing the concept to them. It be a glorious orgy in a matter of weeks.
>>2790846
NYET
>>2790901
What else do you think was that scene in "Steven the Swordfighter" for?
They wouldn't put a scene like that talking about how obvious a villain is in there without it being foreshadowing.
>>2790917
The GAPS are the holes in every fan theory that fans choose to ignore.
>>2790935
>THAT scene
What scene?
>>2790935
It's Lapis.
Greg was right
>>2790859
BD never said she wanted to shatter Sapphire, and it seemed like she wanted to shatter Ruby mainly for initiating the fusion, not screwing up the prediction.
I don't think BD cared about the prediction all that much. It wasn't some long running master plan, it was a happy surprise Sapphire dropped in her lap seconds before it started happening. Its like if someone said they got you a donut, then reached in a bag and realized they didn't actually get one. Annoying, but not really rage inducing.
>>2790942
That scene talking about how obvious it was that the janitor is the main villain in that sword fighting movie they were watching.
make this pearl cry when hiatus please sugar
>>2790948
Crying breakfast friends was about crying food
>>2790867
>Stevidot
You just raped me and my dog. You're the worst thing in existence???? Like gross??
>>2790948
The villain is Homeworld. It has always been Homeworld. It will never stop being Homeworld.
>>2790957
It's a reference making fun of the amount of crying that goes on in the show.
>>2790957
Are you telling me that the Crystal Gems are actually sentient breakfast snacks?
BRAVO, SUGAR!
>>2790969
Sardonyx arc??
>>2790614
Will he, really?
>>2790885
Rose in that image represents how Steven and therefor the audience sees her. She is looming there because she is larger than life to Steven and her eyes are hidden because she is mysterious since Steven doesn't know as much about her as he would like.
Not evil.
>sex hair
>low rise thong, no pants
>shirt falling off one shoulder
>>2791016
>>2791016
>>2791021
I'll marry her one day.
>>2791016
Can't she at least wait until Steven is an adult?
>>2790977
why do they need each other so bad anon?
>>2791028
Good luck.
>>2791031
No.
>>2791034
Steven needs them the most.
>>2790867
without a doubt anon
>>2791059
No it isn't.
>>2791034
Happy last day of hiatus, /sug/!
>>2791049
steven is their son they have to be there for him. the gems are great at hiding their problems from steven.
>>2791088
What the fuck is wrong with her face. It literally looks like Steven making a kissy face with lipstick on, which would make this image really wrong.
>>2791092
But what if Steven was an adult, too?
>>2791059
honeslty, if it is, or not
its not going to stop me wanting them to be cute dorks together
>>2791092
Gems don't have an age.
>>2791115
Being cute dork buddies isn't pedophillia
>>2791113
>>2791115
Why though? Is this just indirect Connie hating?
>>2791128
>gems are always grown ass adults
This isn't helping your case.
>>2791132
Shipping Steven with someone other than Connie isn't necessarily hating on Connie, especially not when you're shipping an OT3 (mine's Connie, Pearl, and Steven).
Who let tumblr in?
>>2791132
Fuck, you Conniefag sure are annoying.
>>2791138
Gems are always gems. They can't be adults if they don't have any concept of age. They would have to have been children first, but they were not.
32 19 24
>>2791143
Then you people are worse than Lapidot shippers ever were. You are the current pinnacle of cracked ship advocates and I do not condone your actions.
>>2791154
Triggered by one mild post, really faggot?
>>2791175
Then it's a good thing your opinion means nothing by default, Connie enabler.
>>2791132
it doesnt have to do anything with hating another character, nor needs pasta long writing on 'why'
I just want chara A and Chara B froma a show to do cute things together and be dorks together. Maybe a kiss here and there cause it happens
cause damn it these two are just so adorable
>>2791175
What the hell is your problem? Unlike Lapidot, there has been interaction between Pearl, Steven, and Connie. Enough for me to ship them together.
>>2791154
>this pathetic attempt at a reversal using a strawman
>>2791180
>I don't have a problem with the canon ship
>you are bad because you "enable" the canon ship
>>2791190
I don't even care about shipping faggot, I just don't like conniefags.
>>2791201
>conniefags
By "conniefags" do you mean people who don't burst into an autistic rage when she is shown or discussed?
>>2791190
>paypal
>>2791148
Those tumblr bullies can't let me just be in peace with my 2D.
>>2791211
You mean none then? Because that's exactly what conniefags do, except their rage is directed at everybody who doesn't ship their shitty Mary Sue.
>>2791212
Why is this a meme? Else who is forcing it and why?
>>2791212
>tfw don't have enough money in PayPal account to buy paypearl merch
does anyone have any pictures of characters in t poses with transparent backgrounds?
or draw your own in ms paint
I have an idea
>>2791211
No, I mean the conniefags with a huge victim complex like you're showing.
>>2787990
Isn't Tabitha St. Germaine talented?
>>2791219
>regular girl meant to ground Steven's character
>a Mary Sue
>implying other people are the autistic ones for tolerating her
>>2791240
>tolerating
First thread, huh? Well, that's okay, but I won't be humoring you with replies any longer because of it. Don't join in unless you know what you're talking about next time.
Connie is the true meme of this show.
Nobody likes her and she is the most out of place character who shouldn't be in the show at all.
>>2791231
Anon asked a question. You are the one that making a hoopla about it. You just have to answer "no, I do not have a problem with Connie as a character or her relationship with Steven" and move on.
>>2791224
>>2791225
I started the paypal thing with somebody else
there's a deep and dark story behind it
>>2791249
>You should have said what I wanted you to say otherwise you're "making a hoopla"
t. conniefag
>>2791244
>projecting newfag
Gems may be waifu material but connie is wife material.
>>2791252
It's pretty morbid quite honestly
>>2791249
Why the fuck do I have to show that I like Connie or not to complain about Conniefags? The two of them in these threads are annoying pedophiles that shit their pants whenever someone talks shit about their waifu.
>>2791253
Let me lay this out for you. The question was whether or not the Periven advocate in question was such because they didn't like Connie. The answer is either "yes, I have a problem with Connie as a character" or "no, I don't have a problem with Connie as a character".
>>2791265
the history behind yellow pearl and paypal is one that should remain in the shadows
>>2791270
I wasn't the "Peridot advocate" you were replying to.
>>2791266
>Why the fuck do I have to show that I like Connie or not to complain about Conniefags?
You don't. You just should either answer the question or ignore it.
>>2791273
this lore runs deep much like the love between yellow ilk.
>>2791287
Touching her gem.
>>2791305
That's not my post senpai.
>>2791302
lewder...
>>2791322
Only use Jasper's Gem has is rubbing your clit on.
>>2791294
This.
Anyone who is legitimately aroused by or "waifuing" Connie is a honest to goodness Conniefag, but there are very few such anons out there. Calling someone who simply likes or tolerates the character a "Conniefag" is just an attempt by the people who don't like her to make the opposition sound like the oddballs.
She serves an important role in the story and she is cute with Steven. That's about all I have to say about her.
>>2791334
seems like it would hurt tho
>>2791294
I'm the guy who wants to raise connie to by my wife
You people have some sick fantasies.
>>2791364
You are weird.
>>2791287
can we post rare yearls
>>2791382
I want Lapis is fill me with water until I explode. I want Jasper to fill me with cum until I explode.
>>2791397
I explained my plan in detail and it seems pretty reasonable.
It's not that I want to go and fug connie, I just want to become a trusted figure in her life
>>2791382
No way!
Which gem do you think would be the most likely to enjoy shitposting?
>>2791404
that all depends on the rarity and type.
Lapis shooting water out of her vagina like a fire hose.
>>2791422
you know which one
>>2791427
all of them
>>2791422
yearl
The question is
could Guts defeat Griffith with the help of the gems?
>>2791322
I feel envy.
what do I do if I only have $0.11 in my paypal
>>2790977
sauce?
>>2791449
do you have any idea how warm a sensation that is?
>>2791438
thats allot of rare yearl
>>2791444
honestly, no. Maybe Lapis and garnet but thats about it
>>2791416
That is weird. You are weird.
Just go outside, find a girl that tolerates you, marry her, have a daughter with her, and raise your daughter to be a good human being.
is this true?
>>2791463
https://aku2.tumblr.com/
I don't know how to get to the actual page in this theme. It's the second post right now though.
>>2791382
Just wanna be fingered by Jasper. Am I asking for too much?
>>2791252
>there's a deep and dark story behind it
No there isn't. This is ayy lmao tier. You should feel ashamed.
>>2791481
'Tis not.
>>2791476
it's not THAT weird
>>2791481
No.
>>2791489
the tile lover said the same thing
You just do not understand how weird certain things are when YOU are the weird one
>>2791487
You don't understand what went on
and how it came to be.
>>2791502
cmon what's so bad about it anon
>>2791489
It's more weird because Connie is the least fantastic main character alongside Greg. It would less weird if you were talking about one of the gems because they are fantastic. The idea of forcing yourself into the life of some randomass normal little girl is super weird, like that time Owlman killed Robin's parents just to have him as a sidekick.
Are you nasty, /sug/?
>>2791508
someone just started saying it and other 3 fuckers kept it going
there's no backstory to it
>>2791537
Only if Ruby wanted me to be.
>>2791466
Doesn't matter, it won't keep me from saying how much I wanna be fuged by Jasper again and again.
>>2791537
am i nasty?
Ya
but not for 'hot cross buns', I aim for tiger mama
>>2791534
she is very interesting cute and nice and has a great personality and would be much better to spend your life with compared to gems
>>2791546
you don't understand what went on that dark day anon
>>2791468
Garnet could deal with most of the new band of the hawk.
Griffith is another story though.
I worry about some of you folks in these generals.
>>2791508
Spamming a meme that virtually no one else but you understands nor could understand without privileged knowledged that could never be gleaned with any amount of lurking is just as bad as ayy lmao memes. It's like making a funny joke about President Vanburen with your LARPing friends and then spamming /his/ with Vanburen images trying to get anons who don't think it is the least bit funny because you never told them your lame ass joke to spam it with you.
This is not how memes work.
>>2791294
I'm the one who posts connie almost every thread, pretty sure the other guy is just memeing
1 more day boys :^)
>>2791589
okay
>>2791584
I was there and nothing went on
Someone just started editing yellow pearl into paypal pictures and nobody got it, it's LITERALLY a forced meme with no joke behind
I'd rather take the bane edits at that point, at least they have a modicum of hilarity behind them
would you buy this /sug/?
>>2791483
it's ok, i like the artstyle in general
>>2791606
>>2791604
>trying to obscure the truth
>>2791592
>privileged
>This is not how memes work.
you still don't know enough about what happened on that day to make that kind of judgement
>>2791604
trust me that wasn't the original formation.
>>2791649
AT this point, I'd rather have American Express Blue Pearl
>>2791649
>you still don't know enough about what happened on that day to make that kind of judgement
Literally nothing happened that day. One anon talked about a purchase that was related to Paypal, someone replied to them with a smug pic of Yellow Pearl. A bunch of anons asked why they did that, and the anon never responded.
>>2791649
see >>2791592
That isn't how memes work. Shit gets popular because people understand it and think it is funny. You spamming this board with a bunch of images you personally edited because of some inside joke that no one in the community but you understands cannot be construed as anything other than you having a poor grasp on what memes are and why they are posted.
Good morning sug, disco speaking.
What's the word of the day? Gonna be doing some drawing after lunch.
>>2791672
as you wish
>>2791697
steven always needs more hugs
>>2791700
>What's the word of the day?
Forced meme.
>>2791710
No, get the golden one
>>2791729
Forced meme?
Well then, it's good at least that su is coming tomorrow.
I can't wait to get new ideas.
>>2791743
>Greeen and red eyes
Spotted the meme.
Just wanted to let you all know that there's a chance.
That is all.
>>2791382
>>2791537
I just want to watch someone be forcefully turned into a homeworld gem and corrupted and forced destroy their friends and family.
And watch Connie's mom raped and ripped apart by gem clusters.
Generally, I want to cuddle and fuck Connie, I'd love to merge with steven, then with pearl and have Connie eat me out/suck my gem cock. I'd like to sniff and lick Jasper and or Amethyst armpit hair and pubic hair.
I can't deny the overpowering urges to rape young and defenseless things, not to mention the urge to be turned into young and defenseless thing and get raped. Anyway I'd love to rape connie and possibly steven or have one or both of them piss in my mouth
Oh and have Jasper rape my fused form senseless and keep me as a fucktoy for any homeworld gem to use
>Jasper will never nearly choke the life out of me while fucking me with her fat futa cock
>Will never be forced to suck her cock with Connie and Pyrianka
>Will never clean
What if Dewey, instead of falling in love with Pearl, finds a human who looks like Pearl and falls in love with her instead?
>>2791765
What if that human is suspiciously pale and is never around when Pearl is around and vice versa?
>>2791762
I don't think I have a reaction image suitable for this shit.
>>2791765
he did, but shes dead
>>2791738
oops forgot this
Ok, now for the real question
If the punisher got gem powers, who would get franked first.
Well fuck, computer is dead and i give up on trying to fix it..
Been a wild ride, sug.. see you soon
>>2791799
Which Gem powers? Are you referring to all powers that Gems share, or the powers of a specific Gem-type?
>>2791799
you
>>2791765
Pearl will be initially relieved but deep down it will only help the seed of rejection in Pearl's heart grow.
>>2791807
Mate you need to come up with that, do you think I put much thought into these questions?
Well, for real, it would be a ranged power, obviously, add the resistance of quartz gems too.
>>2791775
Okay how about something more vanilla, like licking Peedee's soles or being unbirthed and rebirhted by Malachite
>You'll never be unbirthed and rebirhted as a gem by your waifu
>Open bedroom door
>see this
What do?
>>2791937
Leave quietly trying not to bother them.
>>2791937
Motor boat her ass and tell her it's how some humans greet each other.
>>2791937
Garnet cannot have relationships with other people because Garnet and Steven said so. Fusions simply cannot have relationships with other people because reasons.
>>2791998
>three's a crowd
I can't believe Sucrose is shaming polygamy
>>2791998
>Fusions simply cannot have relationships with other people because reasons.
Sure they can, it means shit's even more confusing.
>>2791998
But she can have a relationship with Steven.
I don't ship any of them, but I still hope the show addresses the idea of Steven having relationships with gems instead of ignoring it because "pedophilia". Have it happen, have someone make a move and get shot down, whatever, just don't pretend a 14 year old boy would already be 100% devoted to a pseudo-girlfriend he hasn't even kissed yet or that he can't possibly be attracted to any of the other girls he knows.
>>2792063 (You)
>>2792092
Fuck off, Matt
>>2792063
Well that's certainly a view that you're allowed to have.
Civilization IV is coming out in October.
>>2792011
What I don't understand is that it isn't even Polygamy. Granted, Garnet and the complexity that comes with dating someone who is already two people is well beyond Jamie, but the way Steven and Garnet shot the very idea of a relationship down kind of implies that fusions cannot have relationships, which I find kind of odd. I thought the point of Garnet and fusion is that you create a new INDIVIDUAL out of the relationship of two people.
>>2792127
I'm pretty sure Civilization IV has been out for a while now.
>>2792136
Meant VI.
>>2792127
>Firaxis is dropping Beyond Earth after one DLC that obviously wasn't even their intended capstone DLC
Well shit, that sucks.
>>2791273
Let me guess, your "friend" bought a pearl (yellow) plush with PayPal and then came on it?
>>2792013
I'm too emotionally invested in this show and Steven to look on porn involving him with anything but contempt.
Doxy's comic is the only SU thing I've fapped to.
>>2792191
I think even that is giving anon's forced meme too much credit.
https://discord.gg/010FWasi9J78tqjE5
Here's the /sug/ discord. We're gonna hang out here so you're free to join us.
>>2792191
I don't think anyone has bought one of those yet
Is the fact that Amethyst is so good at shapeshifting and purple a reference to Pokèmon?
>>2792211
Who is us?
>>2792211
If I wanted a greater degree of social contact than mere text then I wouldn't be on 4chan if I chose to interact with people beyond text then it wouldn't be with the people on 4chan.
>>2792157
Well it bombed. In my experience it is best not to continue holding on to bombs once you know you have one.
>>2792211
Fuck off.
>>2792303
I like it
>>2792129
SU fusion is weird. It's like halfway between DBZ "new person" fusion and a 2 minds 1 body fusion.
I guess the bigger issue is that Ruby and Sapphire are monogamous, thus garnet is a no go.
>>2792211
No, fuck you
>>2792192
I'm emotionally invested in this show and Steven too, but I fap to porn involving him anyway.
>>2792211
Is /co/ /sug in there?
>>2792325
>I think it was someone entirely new... except not really because it's actually just a physical representation of our relationship instead of "someone". I guess this line was a mistake.
>Oh...
>>2792282
I liked it. I like the idea of landing on an alien world in little more than an aluminum box with a CO2 scrubber and building a flourishing civilization. I liked the lore. I liked the art design. I also like some of the gameplay changes they made since CiV. With just some tweaks and expanded gameplay it could have been truly great.
>>2792211
What's a discord?
>>2792403
Skypeish thing
>>2792354
Are an you a fat Jewish boy?
Has SU helped with your depression?
>>2792484
tons
>>2792484
slightly
>>2792484
Yeah.
>>2792439
No.
>>2792484
It can't help me with my depression if I don't have it in the first place.
>>2792484
The hiatus has made it worse.
>>2792484
A little bit
>>2792553
Well, yeah, but there is no need to reply if you don't have depression.
>>2792484
It might just be a crutch. A depressive cycle can be a useful means of bettering one's own life. You may feel like shit for a few days but then you spend a little while thinking about how to better yourself to stop being sad. If you rely too much on escapism then nothing will change.
>>2792541
Steven doing anything sexual with any character is almost always OOC though. How can you taint the perfection that is Steven with OOC shit? The only explanation I can think of is that you don't believe in Steven or are a fat and/or Jewish boy who likes to project himself into Steven's shows to enact the /ss/ shit you fantasized about as a kid.
>>2792600
>steven
>jewish
Wait what, did I miss something?
>>2792584
That
or accepting the fact that you are like that and can't change.
But that isn't true for most people.
>>2792600
I do believe in him, strongly, but I also like to imagine him having sex with the Gems.
I like canon Steven and sexual Steven. It's not that deep, senpai.
>>2792625
Well I will have no part in it. Good day.
>>2792613
Steven Sugar is Jewish.
>Homeworld tears apart planets and makes Big Dumb Objects (BDOs) out of them
>Homeworld has spread across multiple galaxies
What do you think Homeworld actually looks like? What kind of BDO is it? Or is Homeworld just an empire with ironically no single central "world" to speak of?
>>2792713
I think homeworld is multiple planets each being ruled by their respective diamond
>>2792713
Homeworld is obviously a place, otherwise Garnet wouldn't have referred to being able to see the galaxy it's in specifically.
1 DAY LEFT LADS
>>2792775
It's actually more like 29 and a half hours.
>>2792795
Every party needs a pooper that's why they invited you, party pooooper, party pooooper.
>>2792754
Didn't she say "Homeworld's galaxy"? If 90% of the empire is in one galaxy then she could still call it Homworld's galaxy even if there isn't actually a single "homeworld" to speak of.
>>2792795
So its on around 22:00 GMT tomorrow? Nice
>>2792713
Dyson Sphere
>>2792829
I doubt the gems started out on multiple planets at the same time. Whatever planet they began life on is their homeworld.
So /sug/ do you think Peridot will get crushed soon? If not, when were you diagnosed with autism? How has it affected your loved ones?
>>2792880
(You)
>>2792860
You are missing the point. I didn't say anything about where they originated. Homeworld is a proper noun. If she said "our homeworld" then it would be different. Homeworld may ironically not refer to a homeworld but the entire empire.
>>2792898
Yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking. There may have been a homeworld, but as the empire spread and became decentralized they may have ended up calling the entire empire "Homeworld", kind of like Rome.
>>2792908
I'm really not in the mood for arguing semantics. We'll just have to wait and see.
what if gems all represent a different mental disorder
>>2792940
Then we are all nuts, waiting for the squirrel to gather us in its mouth.
>>2792880
Becky "Status Quo" Sucrose won't allow the green nerd to stay for much longer. What are they gonna do? Make a new intro theme with Peridot?
>>2792974
peridot doesn't have to be a crystal gem you know
>>2793026
Explain
In how many hours will the new episode come out ?
>>2793059
she can still live there and not have the title 'crystal gem'
>>2792924
Its weird that it doesn't seem to have a name. With the effect you described, it would be just the name of the world, like 'Earth'. But its referred to as something someone from offworld would describe it.
>>2793089
This image triggers me.
La perla es la mejor gema
>>2793125
Please revisit the end of "Message Received"
>>2793126
It may not have a name, not by human standards. Furthermore their language might not evolve like ours does. If we actually called Earth Home, within a few thousand years we would be using Home with no idea of it's original meaning. If gems don't let their language evolve then it will always mean Home.
>>2793132
That's a weird way to say Amatista
>>2793176
Neat.
>>2793131
Does it ? It makes me wonder what would need to happen for that to be the outcome!
>>2793146
I don't know where I can watch it so can you explain
>>2793191
Steven literally says "you're a crystal gem now"
>>2793163
Maybe that's the case. I'm also considering that homeworld might be less of a monolithic power then we know, more like an 'earth empire' if it consisted of just our solar system, then fleets gathering natural resources.
>>2793191
http://kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/Steven-Universe-Season-02
You must be new.
"Do you know what this means?"
>That I'm a traitor to my home world?"
"YOU'RE A CRYSTAL GEM!"
"Whether you like it or not"
>>2793205
She still need the star, desu
>>2793131
You mean that it makes you squicked?
>>2793184
Nothing. Nothing could ever make that image a reality.
>>2793165
No, ella es gorda y puerca
La perla es tierna y delicada
Hey, guys.
We know about some gem specializations: severak warrior types, kirdengardener, servant, forecaster, waterbender for unknown purpose.
How do you think, what other specializations does Homeworld have?
>>2793226
ESTA HOMBRE CON QUESO EL DIABLO FAMILIA.
AMETHYST ES GRANDE Y BUENO GEM-O, TU BEAN NIGGER
They're not going to change the title sequence until Lapis and Jasper are CG too. Otherwise they'd have to shortly change it again.
>>2793234
Let's revisit the very first thing we all saw of Steven Universe!
>WE
>ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
The title sequence is literally introducing all of the Crystal Gems and almost every secondary character in Beach City is portrayed in the intro. Explain why if Peridot is a Crystal Gem, the title sequence will not need to be changed.
>>2793213
We already saw that Homeworld creates full fledged colonies. Presumably their home galaxy is full of such colonies.
>>2793268
She's gonna die. :^)
There are people that really think this.
>>2793243
Spanish is such a beautiful language.
>>2793232
We have yet to see anything resembling an architect or builder, and there's a lot of emphasis put into gem architecture within the show, which makes me think that we'll eventually see an architect gem at some point.
>>2793279
Like me
Nigger
>>2793223
Still fun to imagine.
>>2793268
here's your peridot intro
>>2793294
I strongly disagree. It's like giving Jesus Christ an eyepatch and having him hunt down and kill all the theists in the world.
>>2793243
Sigue siendo puerca
La perla es superior
>>2793282
I just lost my shit all over the place reading that
>>2793321
PEARLO ES ESCOBA PALIDO GAY
AMATITTY ES GEMO SUPERIOR
>>2793312
Well, let's give Steven an eyepatch and have him hunt down and kill all the Diamonds on Homeworld
>>2793132
>>2793165
>>2793226
>>2793243
>>2793321
>>2793347
>>2793274
This is also true. I wonder what happens to make them so loyal to homeworld, if homeworld is creating such colonies itself then really there should be a diffusion of power. Maybe even separatists
>>2793284
Strange, but that never came to my mind.
I thought about some obvious stuff like doctors and someone who search for new planets they might use.
>>2793370
Caste systems are very stable. That's the whole point. It's like gear trying to rebel against the watch. Rebellion is more associated with legit empires, which Homeworld strictly isn't. Homeworld isn't one people exploiting and ruling over many different peoples. It's just one people exterminating other peoples and taking their resources.
>>2793294
>Gems in his hair
so do they periodically regenerate on top of his head?
>>2793409
Well they definitely put a lot of thought into the designs of the gem buildings, and each of them feels decisively unique as well. Somebody had to design and build them.
>>2793452
>>2790841
It was a nice day, thank you. I hope yours went well also
>>2793452
>.gif
heeeeeeeeeeeelllllll no
>>2793441
I guess this is why fusions are so hated, they undermine the caste system. Hence they must be suppressed.
Man Homeworld is sounding more and more like a Authoritarian state.
>>2793461
You are super right.
Maybe someone who counts what amount of which gems they need to harvest? Historians? I guess since every gem is born with all knowledge and abilities for theirbhob HW doesn't need teachers.
>>2788094
>>2790841
>>2793470
Lapisfags are so sweet and innocent when they aren't killing themselves and shooting up heroin.
>>2793470
I'm doing good, just catching up on some anime.
>>2793530
Are those common? I don't have plans to do either.
aaaaaaaaaaa
>>2792484
>all these people with depression
What the hell?
>>2793530
How many Lapisfags have died?
>>2793557
>he doesn't have atleast depression
normies reeeeeeee etc.
>>2793544
>he doesn't know about the Cold Tea Brigade
welcome, brother.
>>2793557
Im pressed to say that more than half of those are self diagnosed.
>>2793347
PECHO PLANO ES EL MEJOR PECHO
>>2793581
Luckily, all I have is really bad anxiety that causes me to get really sweaty and nervous whenever I'm in a room with more than 2 people, and I have mini panic attacks whenever some of my art gets posted, but no depression.
>>2793628
>art
drawfag? let's see some
>>2793628
>not having depression and anxiety at the same time
step it up bro
>>2793544
I'm just playing some tunes myself, what anime?
And yeah, cold tea anon, he OD'd on heroin a while back
>>2793574
a bunch
>>2793652
>not having depression, anxiety, ADHD, and panic disorder at the same time
I'll wait for you to catch up.
>>2793557
You think well adjusted people spend hours every day posting about a children's cartoon?
why can't I hug her?
>>2793656
I'm watching Kuromukuro right now.
It's a mecha with pretty good animation. I only particularly like the male lead, but it's an okay show.
>>2793699
those dubs say you can
>>2793699
She's not real.
>>2793719
I knew I would hit luck one of these days
>>2793699
Because she's too busy hugging me.
>>2793699
because you're full of perversion and sin !!
>>2793721
Why don't you post some of your work? For the most part, you'll get constructive criticism
>>2793699
Because she needs you for experiments anon
>>2793721
Obviously not all of us have jobs and just because one has a job doesn't necessarily make one well adjusted, though it's an important part of being well adjusted.
Anyway, NEET genocide when?
>>2793732
she has to be anon
I didn't know how much I wanted her until I saw her
>>2793699
Because she's for fug
>>2793783
THICK PERI BUNE
>>2793742
but you don't have dubs
>>2793745
I am definitely not
I have fought for keeping peri purity
>>2793762
nothing wrong with that imo
>>2793470
fuck off Lapis
Lapis feet are for _____
>>2793465
>>2793748
I'll probably just dump all the stuff I've been working on some day soon, once I'm ready to drawfag
These trips say Peridot is my wife
>>2793857
Walking
>>2793865
Not even close
>>2793370
If the murals are accurate the gem empire doesn't actually have that many planets despite spanning at least two galaxies, and each diamond rules their own set of about ten planets plus moons. Since there's no mention of them doing anything with other parts of the solar system like Mars, it could be assumed that gems are only interested in extremely rare life bearing worlds.
There's also distance to consider. The American colonies were a loooong ride from Britain, so people got irritated at paying taxes to something they weren't really even part of. Gem travel is so fast that no colony would feel neglected or isolated unless the diamonds were lazy shits about it.
>>2793861
No thank you.
>>2793865
What the fuck
Are those
>>2793872
kill yourself then
>>2793879
You have a problem, Indexer. You NEED to recognize this, for your own sake.
>>2793857
Gentle licking while watching TV.
>>2793865
>hairy legs
that's it, it's settled
Peridot is more Italian than fucking Indexer.
>>2793888
you NEED to kill yourself
i think lapis is really hot guys
So, since Hit the Diamond is going to have like, a ton of Rubies in it; what are the odds that they're somehow forced to stay on Earth, whether they're convinced or a re-fused Garnet just smashes their ship to bits? Earth Gems need to get an Army ready for the eventual battle with Homeworld, could this be the start of that?
>>2787990
So, are there any available CN streams, please spoonfeed me ;.; otherwise I have to actually do something now about it
>>2793902
I want them to, but I'm starting to think it's unlikely.
>>2793899
Well you're right.
>>2793902
It's possible, but I doubt it.
>>2793902
They poof and bubble all the Rubies after the CG lose the game and face the moral dilemma of harboring multiple prisoners.
>>2793899
you better not let her hear you say that. I heard she's killed for less.
>>2793897
You are autistic. Literally autistic. You need to see a doctor. Your ability to communicate and interact with other people is impaired. Please, Indexer. I care. :^(
>>2793890
stop bullying italians
>on exhentai
>tags are BBM and crossdressing
>to my great disgust, see a couple Steven x Peedee comics
>realize what I've become based on the fact that my tags have returned something that used to repulse me
Why the hell am I into this..
>>2793918
Sounds like a good beginning to Gem Harvest
>>2793930
Literally why
>>2793918
>Thinking the CG loose
>All the rubies are the same while the CGs are way strong and better (and quite literally have the fastest player outta all of them) on their team.
>>2793902
Nah.
If the rubies are dumb enough to not only agree to a fucking baseball game to decide their mission,
but also to not recognize Lapis/Sapphire cause they're in disguise as humans or whatever,
then I'm pretty sure they're gonna get rid of them by making them think Peridot fled the planet to somewhere else, leading the rubies on a wild goose chase off the planet without reporting to YD.
ONE DAY MORE!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydpmzU_i2hg
>>2793936
because your fat and gay
>>2793924
It's time to kill yourself
>>2793890
Women have hairy legs, anon. Didn't you watch the island episode? Sadie had hairy legs because she didn't shave. Not Lars though, because it has nothing to do with detail. We just needed to make it abundantly clear to the children that women have leg hair.
>>2793936
Oh yeah, I saw those when looking for crossdressing. The steven ones were decent, but I can't say the same of the Peedee ones.
But what's BBM?
>>2793939
Italians are people too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=673yKnF4xnY
>>2793964
Then Sadie is Italian too. The only women with leg hair are Italians, dumbass. All other women don't have leg hair.
>>2793949
>I didn't know humans come in BLUE
>Oh that's an oddly familiar color of BLUE you got there
>Say is that a BLUE gem?
Guess Rubies really are only brawn and no brains.
The episodes air in latin america tomorrow too right?
At like 8PM
>>2793977
>Italians are people
nice meme tomato nigger
also listening to Peridot's Italian dub is horrifying. I taste spaghetti sauce in the back of my throat.
>>2793949
Pretty sure all Rubies besides ours were shown to be fucking braindead, and ours isn't all that better, I wouldn't put it past them.
>>2793979
Does indexer have pusspuss?
If I don't see Jasper in 28 hours I'm blowing up Sucrose.
>>2793979
That's a lie.
>>2793966
Big beautiful man.
Don't laugh.
y r u touching the clustr
>>2794027
Hide your head in the sand all you want. You know it's the truth.
>>2794050
All women shave their legs anon, no matter how much you want to believe otherwise.
>>2793999
I want to lick spaghetti sauce off of primo italiano perino
she's one of us also we invented helicoptrs
>>2794059
Only Italian women shave their legs. But it just makes them grow back hairier.
>>2794060
As long as you admit she's Italian gem you lick whatever you want off of whoever.
You know what everyone else invented? Literally everything else since DaVinci died.
>>2793995
Nah, they still need to release Log Date before
Who would win in a fight
Jasperfags or Perifags
>>2794103
Lapisfags since they'd flood the rest
>>2794096
she is 2 primo italiano for you
>>2794110
TOO EARLY FUCK YOU
>>2794110
At least wait until 250. Are you really that desperate to have your thread chosen?
>>2794123
You are not wrong. I'll stick with my good old Slavic gems.
like Steven.
>>2794103
I'd say Jasperfags since they are probably more likely to aspire having and fucking a big ripped body.
>>2794163
steven is a retard
>>2794176
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
>>2794176
At least you did it on /trash/. On /co/ that shit will not fly.
>>2794175
>retard
>slav
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
>>2794185
Well you gotta wait for page 10 on /co/ anyway
Where's that creepy image of lapis and Jasper fusing, but not becoming malachite?
Why are you guys still here.
>>2794312
I'm waiting for tomorrow to get on /co/. It's hard out there for /sug/, I just want to get all the /trash/ out of my system.
best gem