Erp thread Everyone has dicks edition >>2776359

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But I like vaginas

*touches ur butt*

>>2779119
Agreed.
You gotta put your dick somewhere.

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>>2779100
>D.va
Welp, I am going back to being in my depressing hole.

Nth for sleep.

>>2779121
*gives u kill*

>teleports behind you
heh..

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>>2779029
I'm not sure if you're trying to praise or insult me.

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>>2778978
I'm sorry Tea-chan, I can't help it, I'm just a very lewd bunny~
Though I don't mind sitting down and talking, too.
... And I would love for you to be my wife~

>>2779019
Oh, I have one of those too you know~

>>2779083
Aww, I'm sorry~
Though I'm sure there were at least a few mommies being posted, right?

>>2779137
Fuck off, Tats.
Go kill yourself and fuck a cactus, faggot.

tfw I'll never get to slobber all over a nice girl's fat, thick and juicy cock, slurp on her wide cockhead and drink her pre-jizz for a bit before moving down to make-out with her heavy nuts and make them all nice and wet..

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>>2779133
How are you doing?

>>2779143
If only...

>>2779166
sounds kinda gay

>>2779144
It's a little of A and B. Serious journalism can be seriously sleazy sometimes.

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>>2778943
>She eases her stance out of pure irritation.
Damn it... It's not even with it to waste my bullets on a pussy like you... The hell is up with you?

>>2778944
Arrgh... How about instead of wasting your breath apologizing, you put some effort in to becoming less pathetic?

>>2778994
Cause they're fucking fake! Just some shit I conjured up! I'm normally flat as a board...!

(Sorry to run off, but I'll be on later)

>>2779131
Why not a butt or mouth or armpit or between thighs or in onahole or in hand or under foot or in sheath or in a cage or in your pants or in a police suit or literally anywhere else?

Everybody should have a dick!

A key that unlocks all doors is way better than a door that is unlocked by all keys.

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>>2779119
>

>>2779170
>Pets

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>>2779133
Cheer up,the 24th is only 2 weeks away.
You can lewd while you wait.

>>2779187
Nah its only a feminine dick

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>>2778935 (DMG)
Perhaps you'd be more interested if I showed you a bit of darker magic...
Oh, what am I saying- of course you would. You are the Dark Magician Girl, after all-
>She focuses again, this time generating a shadowy aura. A pulse of sheer negative energy between to form between the invisible grasp of her webbed hands, but Geninja absolves from throwing it anywhere just yet.

>>2778947 (Marcy)
As I thought~
>The frog quickly gets to work, digging into your snatch with her tongue, tip like a bulbous tentacle. Her tongue-scarf unfurls fully to loop further around you, leaving filaments of sticky saliva where it touches. A length of the tongue closest to her mouth loops around your neck, taking a gentle hold, massaging the bite mark that indicated your vampire origins.

>>2778991 (Specter)
>>2779200
Haaan-... Now, I wasn't expecting you to be so physical-
>She takes a hold of his wrists to pull them off her backside, gripping surprisingly well considering her webbed fingers.
But at this point, I should warn you: I don't play easy. If you're going to keep going, you'd better keep up.

>>2779131

Meh, I prefer putting my dick in butts.

Only girl butts though. Girl butts are best butts.

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>>2779106
>Furry
>Neon
>With a cock
>SweatingDMG.PNG

>>2779205
>Not wanting to taste the delicious reward of anon's cum as you milk his cock with your throat and he fires right into your mouth

Everyone from /waifu/ are retarded mundane monkeys and they should kill themselves.

>>2779196
>Anon looks at her with pathetic eyes

C-can you help me?
(Aw crap I gotta go in a couple of hours. Maybe we can continue another day)

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>>2779206
... I'm sorry but it ain't for me homie.
Nice to see you around, but... just not for me

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>>2779250
(aw okay fine, just wanted to interact some. I need to get Greninja some more dicking anyhow.)

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>>2779195
Journalism is all about getting the truth out to the people!

>>2779161
There was but I wasn't really in the mood.
You can always get it whenever you want though~
Btw how are you faring?

>>2779239
/waifu/?

THE ULTIMATE QUESTION:
Titties or Ass? You can only choose one.

>>2779283
asses with nipples on them

Have we been invaded by Touhous again?

>>2779283
Titties.

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>>2779274
Aya?
>>2779203
That's actually true.
>>2779170
I am doing good.

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>>2779206
I will. But I am stronger than I look.
>he tries hard not to look at her body as his mind is clouded with ideas.

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>>2779046
(ay, no problem, I've taken to her a bit too, I was actually considering PB but I figured marcy fits my style better)

>>2779206
>With her body now fully ensnared by the slick, wet tongue, coating her pale flesh in the warm saliva, her pussy being violated by the tip, the long tendril pushing into her willing hole, her voice replying to your actions with a shallow moaning

>>2779283
Asses are nice

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>>2779283
Ass.

>>2779274
That sounds like a "by any means necessary" sort of statement...
>He eyes her up
So how did you get your stories, and how biased are they?

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>>2779288

>>2778982
Aw come now. Nobody has to know~

>>2779283
Parsee.

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>>2779223

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>>2779307
(When are we finishing that 'date?')

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What are these people running from? They're not! They're running TO the hottest thread on /trash/!

It's ERP!
Erotic
Role
Playing!

TONIGHT! The titties from Touhou take on the characters from Kirby! It's a clash of cuteness, a tussle of tough, and a gambit of games here on ERP! And now, two guys who are currently banned from Gensokyo: Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano!

>>2779283
Yuruposter.

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>>2779283
Ass

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>>2779330
(Soon™)

>>2779283

Ass all day every day.

I love to watch some slut's fine ass bounce as I fuck her from behind.

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>girls with penises
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!?

>>2779196
>He opens both eyes and turns his head to her, but avoids to look at her face.
Up with me? I try to avoid making people angry! ...But it's clear that that didn't work this time.

(Later, Anon)

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>>2779340
Wh-what does that even mean?

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>>2779273
(Try not forcing things honey. You seem cool so I'll be blunt with you and hope you don't cry about it. Breast expansion is not really my thing, but I'd RP it. But as soon as you forced it on me I was turned off.)
>>2779283
Ass.
>>2779319
I had it. I just thought I was posting it to often.

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>>2779296
And you still love pandain.

If you feel like ERPing once more, just tell me, darling~

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>>2779335
Hello, everyone and welcome to another edition of ERP, the thread where even the most downtrodden can get some action! Isn't that right, Kenny?
Ahahaha!
Kenny?
Haha, look Vic! Look! It's a monkey! Ahaha!
Only monkeys point, Kenny.
But look at it! I wanna throw a banana at it!
I'm sure there's plenty who do if you catch my drift, now how about you get us started?
Heheh, monkey.

LET'S! GET! STARTED!

>>2779275
Is just a thread always made on /b/ who doesn't like erp.

>>2779362
Is this batter

>>2779275
>>>/b/683653727
These faggots

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>>2779296
Ayayaya.

>>2779305
I get them straight from the very scene of the scoop and I'm absolutley neutral in all my stories!
I'm a top journalist after all.

>>2779310
I know. And I take my job very serious!

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>>2779376
YOU ARE NOT THE TRUE RULERS OF THIS LAND, I ONLY LET YOU PLAY YOUR GAME, BUT NONE OF YOU WILL WIN BECAUSE I HOLD THE CARDS!

SCAMAZ SCAMAZ SCAMAZ!

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>>2779283
You cant just ask something like that!!
>>2779376
Grr! I hate bananas!

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>>2779376
Yes, hello. Guy here! Reporting here where all the action is happening and it is oh so nice! There's a lovely girl with golden hair and Guy just wants to smell it, or maybe the girl with the horn would let Guy lick it like a lollipop! Ohohoho, oh my!

>>2779392
>>2779275

Yeah, these faggots are the worst.

>>2779399
Alright then...hey want some booze instead?

>>2779399
And you always manage to be there just in time for a the good ones, eh? I find your methods questionable at best. I feel like you're trying to scam us on news you've made up!

>>2779422
I think they're pretty cool!

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I would have, and still will, suck that dick.

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>>2779413
Guy, you're incorrigible. Now then! Who here believes that having a dedicated ERP Discord is a very bad idea? That it only serves to fracture a thread, siphon away players, and bleed out drama in places where it doesn't belong? Show of hands.... NOW!

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>>2779335

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>>2779275
Ah, that happens. And I'm doing just fine, what about you, Karl~?

>>2779443
>Anon pulled his pants down to show his bulge sticking out and erect from already looking over the frog.

Well what are you waiting for?

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>>2779298
>The frog lets go of his wrists, replacing her own hands at her nice hips in expectation.
Go on, then... Prove it. Show me just what you want to do with my body.

>>2779300
Hahaah... Enjoying yourself?
>She increases her intensity, the coils of her tongue slipping down to press more of the slithering appendage into her depths. If you could look back, you might see the devilish grin curling at her mouth, unblocked by her "scarf". She opens her mouth and, with the very base of that slimy taster, licks your cheek in a long, slow drag.

>>2779373
(sorry then, that's a lesson for me to learn for next time.)

>>2779443
...dear god that face makes me want to stick my dick in that swirling tongue vortex.

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>>2779350
(When? I need a time since it's final week for me.)
>>2779375
A-alright.
>>2779399
Why are you here?

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>>2779427
I don't drink while I'm on the job.
What kind of journalist do you think I am?

>>2779435
I don't have to stand arround here and let some random dude insult my work and my newspaper, hrmpf.

>>2779443
>heart pupils
>long tongue
good fucking lord my dick

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>>2779472
Work, as usual.

>>2779448
Drama will happen whether you like it or not.

Fracturing is a legitimate concern, but good admins would do their best to prevent it (e.g. by encouraging public erp to stay on the threads, constantly linking threads, etc.).

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>>2779448
"Yaaaaaay."

Well, you're wrong. What happens with the people involved with the Discord rests entirely with the people who do choose to use it. The Discord exists as a convenient means of private communication outside of the thread and is really no different from e-mails. When people choose to prioritize the Discord over threads or even bring drama here, that's entirely on them as a person and they should be judged accordingly.

>>2779475
One that knows how to get a good scoop~

>>2779300

Your ass is nice.

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>>2779335
>>2779376
>>2779413
(These always make me grin.)

>>2779472
(How does the weekend work for you?)

>>2779491
(Oh, look at that. A balanced and fair viewpoint.)

>>2779475
Fine, fine. I'll stop. But what brings you to a wretched hive of debauchery like this, if you're such an honest journalist?

>>2779459
Eh not bad, But it's nothing that getting pregnant with bunnies wouldn't solve lol

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>>2779491
And now lllllLETS GO!

And here we go to our first challenge of the da-

>your ERP cable service has been discontinued. Please pay your bill to resume your service.

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>>2779468
(Once again. Sorry if I I sounded mean. Just wanted to be blunt about it. Annnnd I'm not to turned on by the frog. You're great RPing. Just, not my cup of tea right now. Loves. <3)

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>>2779495
How am I supposed to scoop arround if I drink?

>>2779519
Refer to >>2779488

>>2779443
>>2779468
Stupid sexy frogposters.

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>>2779524
(Kay. I've been thinking of picking up a secondary character anyway, something more traditional- we'll see how that pans out.)

>>2779522
>pays bills

>>2779391
yeah

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>>2779488
There's not really a story here for you here.
>>2779512
I have finals those days.)

>>2779443

>heart pupils

Literally my fetish.

>>2779522
>plugs into neighbors cable, something different comes on; it's porn.

>>2779576
knew it

>>2779556
Work? What could you possibly be trying to dig up here? The private lives of other Youkai, or just interested for yourself?

>>2779556
It's called socializing with the subject. You can get some juicy info out of people if you drink with them

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>>2779570
You're not someone that already posts? Your writing seems familiar. Don't wanna turn a newcomer off. So. once again sorry!~

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>>2779580
(Why on Earth do you have finals on the weekend...? Well, I'll tell you that I'm not available tonight. I have about five pages of work to write. Let me know what time works for you.)

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>>2779468
h-hah...
>The warmth enveloping her body left her shuddering, moaning with every breath as she was at your mercy, the tongue pushing deeper inside her and producing a slight bulge in her abdomen, pushing out against the pale skin as your tongue expanded and pulled apart her tight and sensitive walls, pushing into her womb and forcing her into a violent climax, her whole frame shuddering against your tight snaring grip, letting off deep moans of pleasure as her eyes rolled back, her own mouth agape and drooling onto her chest as you felt the floating start to drop as she lost her focus, unable to keep herself hovering in the air

>>2779506
1000 years and I'm still lookin' nice~

>>2779576
https://youtu.be/V81DlvZkxGE

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>>2779448
>Eh some chatroom for people to talk ooc is fine. So long as everyone knows it and it isnt used for erp.
>>2779468
Y-you sure? I might get carried away.
>with a flick of his fingers you see an aura appear on your clothing as it starts to press against your skin tightly
Suits your body better~
>trying to restrain his urges, he starts to grope and pinch greninja's nipples with one hand, the other gripping her ass greedily

>>2779580
Cute Parsee

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>>2779580
Oh, I think I have one right here.
>Green eyed jealousy jerks of random man for fun
Sounds like a good headline, dosn't it?

>>2779602
Exactly, the private lves of others. That the scoop I'm looking for.

>>2779606
You don't look like a scoop at all.

Tats kill yourself
Homura end your life
Ruri drink bleach
Syndra hang yourself
You insipid humans.

>>2779656
It sure is, I'd love to go balls deep inside it.

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>>2779572
>your cable service is now resumed. Thank you for your payment.

-and now it's time for Kenny Blankenship's Most Painful Shitposts of the Day!

And starting off at #5 we got
>>2779134
This poor bastard wanting someone to tuck him in or something. Here's a lullaby for you buddy: "Go to sleep already!"

And now at #4 get those bandages ready because
>>2779137
This guy's edge can cut you right up! Woo! I hope you can beat Modern Tails (Age 15) one day, man!

Here we go, #3 it's
>>2779362
This poor confused bastard who doesn't know the magic of futanari! I don't blame ya buddy, it'll be a cold day in Hell when Kenny Blankenship takes a rocketship up his money maker!

Bringing up the pack at #2 we have
>>2779404
This nobody who thinks he can step up to yours truly! Hey, four eyes, I think I saw you on To Catch a Predator!

And now, the Most Painful Shitpost of the Day goes TO
>>2779239
This drama mongerer wanting to start another battle between ERP and another thread. We don't need more of that, buddy! Though I do agree those guys are a little weird..

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>>2779711
What are you on about?

>>2779694
And I thought you were a crack reporter.
Well, it just so happens that I know something involving the mayor and a certain someone...

I need the booty.

Give me the booty

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>>2779239
Do not compare those fucks to my people you baka!!

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>>2779731
Another fine show, wouldn't you say Kenny?
Yeah, yeah! Look, Vic, look! The monkey has a hat on it, hahaha!
What did I say about pointing, Kenny?
But look! It lights up! Here, monkey, monkey, want a banana?
Kenny, why don't you lead us out with our golden rule before you go get your face torn off, huh?
Oh, right, yeah!

DON'T! GET! ATTACHED!

>>2779711 (You)

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>>2779626
(Because I am an idiot who decided to take classes all week. I should be free after the 28.)
>>2779694
No it does not! I think a better title would be.
>Fellow news reported force to drown in men semen for pissing off the Green Eyed Monster.

>>2779694
Hmmm...well that's gonna be tough, I suppose. I wonder if you're going to have to drum up something on your own then
>He winks

>>2779731
This is amazing.

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>>2779756

>>2779760
>>2779736

Go back to your boring threads :(

>>2779656

Yeah, 1000 years of driving guys crazy with that cute butt of yours, making them lust after it and want to slam their hard cocks inside.

I don't know how you do it.

>>2779711
Think this is the wrong thread....

>>2779773
NNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG~~~

>>2779711
I'm not sure if that counts as ERP, but I'm still aroused.

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>>2779711
Would you like to watch me suffocate?

>>2779773

That is a nice booty.

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>>2779762
(I'll see you then.)

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>>2779745
Oh?
Like what and who?

>>2779762
Nah. That wouldn't sell because everybody knows that would be a lie.

>>2779768
If I find nothing I'll just re-write something from last week.

>>2779773
>Kisses it

>>2779806
Suffocate on this dick!

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>>2779756

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>>2779786
>>2779809

>>2779818
(HARDER.)

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>>2779806
Huh. Never expected a fellow psychic user to be so cute.

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>>2779831
Name of this character?

>>2779757
Ay! We are all primates here, we are all equal, except certain OTHER primates...
*unconvincing cough*gibbons*unconvincing cough*

>>2779814
Down a few drinks with me and maybe I'll tell ya

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>>2779830
But he wants me to hang myself.
I dont think hes dick is long enough to tie a noose

>>2779850
suu

>>2779814
Re-write something? I thought you were just saying how hard working and good at this you were! Where's the fun in that? You could at least start a little chaos of your own and see what follows!

>>2779874
WRONG

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>>2779566
I'm not stupid, but I'm quite sexy.

>>2779620
(I've only been here about twice before. The first was as an anon, and the second time I was just Greninja for one thread. But I have been getting some private attention anyways, so don't feel like you're scaring me off just yet.)

>>2779656
Hum- I'll take that as a yes~ Now, then...
>Tongue still slithering faintly in your pussy, she takes your chin in one webbed hand and pulls your head into a kiss, the base of her tongue as capable in yours as they mixed their fluids.

>>2779666
> (dat devil get)
I wouldn't be here if I couldn't handle it-
>Her modest clothes suddenly tightening on her frame catches her off-guard, a psychic trick she couldn't actively defend against- not without removing those clothes entirely.
Ah- I should've guess you'd start with something like this...!
>She allows his hands to wander lewdly for now, stifling her moans in her tongue-scarf at her curves being gropes and pinched at.

>>2779850
>>2779874
It's just a slime girl. Suu doesn't look like that.

>>2779870
No but mine is.
>pulls out my three foot limp dick.

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>>2779840
(P-please don't tease me like this.

>>2779874
Thanks senpai-a-lamb

>>2779914
>Teases futa dick

>>2779840
>Removes buruma and kisses her buttcheeks

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>>2779914
Cover yourself up woman

>>2779895
pokemon can't talk what the fuck is this

>>2779870
Fuck off syndra

>>2779895
>THICC

Sexy indeed.

>>2779909
You probably don't have a three foot limp dick, you liar.
Shame on you.

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>>2779868
Urgh ... don't force me to do thinks I regret.

>>2779882
Some news need to be reminded, to be rechecked, to be reviewed. That's also the work of an honest journalist.

wanna yiff :3?

>>2779932
>Hurls brick

>>2779950
damnit Furry porn what are you doing

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>>2779914

>>2779950
Maybe.

>>2779950
>Yiffs you
there

>>2779944
Who says you will regret it ;)

>>2779831
>slime booty
Oh god my dick

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>>2779443

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>>2779443

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>>2779931
Ninja tricks. Maybe a bit of dark trickery, too.

>>2779933
But of course. Who says frogs or Pokemon can't look sexy?

>>2779955
Fuck off mate

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>>2779932
Alright, ill be going now.

>>2779944
I suppose you're right, but it doesn't really wow the crowds...What about something scandalous? A real eye-catcher. Something that'll be news but really draw them in!

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>>2779975

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>>2779914
Now that's a newspaper frontpage.

Thanks Parsee, you saved me a lot of trouble~

>>2779967
I do.

>>2779986
Spotted Hikki

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>>2779895
>As her tired body was slowly relieved of your tongue, she offered no resistance to you kissing her, she was too worn and abused to do so anyway, slowly drifting to the ground and resting back onto you, shutting her eyes as she laid in the small pool of fluids dripped from the previously floating pair

>>2779776
Helps to be an immortal vampire I guess

>>2779724
Heh, maybe tomorrow, big guy, I gotta take a break for the day~

>>2779987
No one did, certainly not me.

I miss Ragyo's/Nui's slimegirl

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>>2779857
Honestly its howlers and baboons. You think humans have nigger problems, ours is an entirely different ball game.
>>2779895
>he starts groping her body much for firmly now, not giving her any time to moan or gasp inbetween as he rubs up her wet body.
Relax, isnt this what you wanted in the first place?
>specter attempts to use hypnosis
Stop covering your moans, they sound too cute, and I want to hear you give in properly~

>>2779986
>turns you into ursula

>>2779999
Holy shit nice get! Ok just for that I will tell you for free. The mayor is cheating on his wife with>>2779620

>>2780006
I can wait.

>>2779989
>tfw no waifu to tenderly love.

>>2779999
>>2779993
(Checked)

Ooooo, Parsee the bondage sub. Now there's a good opener. But what about something else, like "Secret Meeting of the youkai: And Oni's horn at sunrise"...?

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>>2779850
(Sorry 'bout the late response, but you can find more of the exact slime girl in that image here: http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=mamono_musume-tachi_to_no_rakuen_~slime_%26_scylla~)

>>2779974
(Here, have another one on the house.)

>>2780025
(What do you mean you miss me? I'm right fucking here.)

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>>2779995
Ribbit, ribbit.

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>>2779989
Pls no!

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>>2780031
Hallo.

>>2780056
*An

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>>2780028
What about Kongs?

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>>2780066
Hey froggers. How you doing bud?

>>2780066
I wanna fug this frogger

>>2780074
Hiya best Hartmann.

>>2780066
Cute frog!

I'm not Tats, sadly.
Now hang yourself, /waifu/.
Every single one of you, you worthless crippled humans.

>>2780074
take it off! take it off!

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>>2780092
I'm afraid that won't be happening any time soon.

>>2780088
Good until I came here to be honest with you.

>>2780097
R-ribbit?

>>2780092
I wanna watch Tsuyu make out with Greninja

>>2780074
Spooky~

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>>2780079
Theyre food junkies but have a proud and prestigious reputation.
Hell Ive built my deadliest mechs in honor of the gorrila and kong families.

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>Hex never

>>2780119
>cries

>>2780028
Okay Baboons, I understand, But howlers? They just seem to be folivores that make weird sounds to communicate, how are they bad?

>>2780139
We had a Hex Maniac player but they disappeared

>>2780139
So much want.

>>2780119
>Good until I came here to be honest with you.
Why's that?

>>2780139
I want her to sniff my cock.

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>>2780096
I do not see Erica anywhere.

>>2780111
Take what off? I need my glasses to see.

>>2780128
It is a nice costume.

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>>2780139
I'm too lazy to make a folder for her but you know I totally would

she's hot as fuck

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>>2780036
Eh. That would fit into the local gossip part of the newspaper.

>>2780056
There is no response from her anymore, I'll guess she went back to hide under her bridge.

>>2779987
a talking pokemon probably goes for a lot on the market,
>throws pokeball
plus for some reason it has the nicest ass i've ever seen.

>>2780139
why even fucking live

>>2780155
the sheet! Your clothes!

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>>2780157
>tfw

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>>2780155
You must be blind. I'll have to tell Miyafuji to heal your sight.

>>2780155
Psh, Erica's flat as a board. You got that nerd charm.

>>2779986
>>2780031
>>2780074
>iida is ursula
what the fuck

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>>2780006
>She breaks the kiss as they finally touch down, releasing her grasp to set you down the pool of wet ecstasy. The frog re-coils her tongue-scarf around her, looking back down at you with a satisfactory croak.
I think that will be all... for now.

>>2780028
>She can't focus as well on her shadow techniques while being groped up like this, and a bit of the psychic suggestion leaks into her mind.
Hnnn... I'm just letting you have what you want... you spoiled child.

>>2780024
Exactly. Let's keep it like that, shall we?

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>>2780149
Frogs are not for sexual, ribbit.

>>2780141
>pats on back

>>2780197
...thanks

>>2780190
That's such a wonderful ass you have.

What I wouldn't give to pound it senseless.

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>>2780119
>>2780197
What even is this thread man

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>>2779960
Y-you monster!

>>2780159
Hmmm, I guess so, poor thing. If all else fails, you could always make an about the editor/behind the camera column.

>>2780045
Fuck off waitress.

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>>2780175
I do not feel comfortable with that request, but the sheet I shall do.

>>2780178
Hello Erica. Miyafuji's magic only works on wounds.

>>2780182
I didn't know introversion had any charm, much less being a "nerd".

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>>2780066
>>2780119
>>2780197
Hello frog, I am frog.

>>2780126
Lewd...

>>2780165
>The ball captures the Pokemon, shaking once before releasing her.
Aren't you forgetting something? You have me to weaken me, first.

>>2780206
Maybe I could take you up on that offer... free of charge, even.

>>2780157
The question is full yandere, or like that tomodachi doujin?

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>>2780215

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>>2780216
I guess.

But that would be just 2 pages of how wonderfull I am. And that would even bore me.

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>>2780207
A little dead?

>>2780249
And I'd be willing to take that offer.

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>>2780184
Tenya-kun does not like coming here, and I only show up when I am "summoned" in some sort of way.

>>2780245
You're no fun. I would have paid you big bucks to do it too

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>>2780245
Well I tired I guess.
>>2780215
>>2780255
Parsee is such a lewdie

I want HG and shitposters to leave.

>>2780259
Oh, then what about instead I interview you? I'm sure I could throw you a few curveballs the readers wouldn't expect to hear about.

>>2780262
>you will never fuck the pizza oven

Kill me.

>>2780288
Too bad.

>>2780288
Which shitposters? Name them.

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>>2780288
Okay.
Goodbye.

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>>2780270
Go on, then...

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>>2780207
HG but for people who want to have sex instead of murder one another, ribbit.

>>2780249
It's always nice to see another frog, ribbit. How are you doing today, ma'am?

>>2780202
No problem, friend, ribbit. Anytime.

>>2780249
aw shit I left my pokemon at home. I guess I gotta do this the old fashion way.
>he rolls up his sleeves, kneels down and starts throwing rocks at the greninja

>>2780288
I want (You) to leave.

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>>2780145
Do you have ANY idea how loud they are?
Ok imagine your average shitposter here combined withe righteous fury of a fundementalist preacher. Sure theyre excellant watchdogs, but holy shit tone it down.
>>2780190
>he focuses the suggestions, flooding her mind with random dirty thoughts, but still letting her be honest.
Oh really? Sounds like youre enjoying being and used.
>he grips her plump ass like a vice, before stroking the greninja's tail, quickly building up speed
Go on its ok to admit it~ I admitted to you, dont you think its fair to treat me with the same respect?

>>2780307
fucking savage

>>2780310
I like this character. This is a cute fucking character.

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>>2780255
>>2780215
>Yuugi and Parsee - doing it live in public

I bet I can sell this on the black market for a lot of money.

>>2780293
Oh? Well, that could be an interesting twist.
Sure, go ahead.

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>>2780176
I'll look into it I guess

>>2780253
Haven't read that doujin, although being a blank slate character makes it pretty easy to play her, I'd guess

>>2780190
th... t-thanks~

>>2780338
Well, lets start out with an easy one. Why did you first want to be a journalist?

>>2780326
Okay from that perspective, I understand.
But can we all agree here that gibbons are most definitely the lesser apes?

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>>2780309
>Those stockings
... Okay I'm taking back that thing I said about not wanting to fuck the frog

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>>2780307
>tfw we lost best

>>2780341
It's...a super submissive hex maniac. "Tomodachi? Maniac" 1+2 by Toudori

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>>2780272
I do not care for money. You should take that and give it to one of the better-looking girls situated here.

>>2780276
You are always tired.

Fuck off Mai.

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>>2780310
I'm alright. Started out a bit rocky, but it's going well now. And yourself?
>She croaks in a friendly gesture.

>>2780312
>She easily deflects the rocks with a mat.
You're going to need to do better than that. Why not try getting a bit more up-close and personal?

>>2780370
You actually want to do it? I'm not going to force you, you know.

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>>2780361
In the Tengu hierachy you get a job according to what you can do best.

I was always the fastest and the most curious, so the Tengu Deity said I was perfect for two jobs. Scout or Journalist.
And since the TDF (Tengu Defense Force) pays minimum wage without insurance, the choice was clear.

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>>2780297
Pizza oven is usually not for sexual.
Usually.

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>>2780404
I'm so tired I can't even spell tried.

Also Ursula I have a request for you

>>2780404
But i think you're the best looking one

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>>2780428
What do you require from me?

>>2780430
You must have not put a lot of thought into that. I am overshadowed by, well, everyone else here.

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>>2780255
I-I though you said you couldn't stay.
>>2780338
I'll kill you before you do that.

>>2780421
Hmm...so you only had two options. I wonder what a TDF you would look like...How about something else entirely, for those aspiring journalists out there, how do you get the best shots? What camera and lenses do you use?

>>2780457
No. I really do think you're beautiful.

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>>2780369
They arnt that bad. Good singers. I guese the best comparision i can make to you is theyre like the us' midtown ghetto. Good people but known for didnu nothin gang wars if you let the community rot.

>il be back shortly need to have a shower, and play card games with a friend whose staying round

>>2780413
Hey! Stop telling me how to catch a Pokemon, I'm the trainer here, I think i'd know!
>He charges the Greninja with open arms, intending on tackling and pinning the Pokemon.

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>>2780482
Everyone is beautiful, in their own way. It is just everyone else here is moreso than me.

>>2780457
SHE BLINDED ME, WITH SCIENCE

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>>2780341
(I think we'll leave it at that for the time being. Nice work, had some fun with that situation.)

>>2780326
>The subliminal messages flash in her brain every so often, giving her just an inkling of an idea of what she could do with him- or what he could do with her, rather. She tries to resist, but her body can only disguise her confused emotions for so long...
I-I've nothing to admit...! This isn't a personal thing... Ah-!?
>Feeling her little nub of a tail being stroked and squeezed sent unfamiliar shivers up her spine - she'd never been treated like this before, and certainly not so vigorously.

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>>2780458
It's already in print ~

Maybe there is a way to stop me though, who knows?

>>2780480
Standard Tengu Issue. The printing machines are old and can't work with modern digital cameras from the outside world.

I'm not entirely sure, I think it's a Nikon from 1953.

>>2780500
They are scientifically classed as lesser apes, here look.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibbon

>See ya

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>>2780413
With a thick butt likes yours you don't have to... Sorry if I was a bit rude before~

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>>2780457
You shooould come visit me at the newer place once in awhile.

>>2780508
You're crazy. Please go on a date with me!

>>2780534
Alright, alright. A fan of the classics, I can respect that. Was there ever a piece of news you regret covering? Follow up, if so, what was it?

>>2780590
>gets wasted

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>>2780572
I couldn't call myself a proper journalist if I regret any of my work.

>>2780590
I want to get drunk with Kurisu ;(

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>>2780334
Thank you I think...?

>>2780413
I'm quite alright at the moment, I'm just glad that I am able to see another frog for the first time in months, ribbit.

>>2780620
Hmm...alright...then how about some for the women and other Youkai out there? You spend a lot of time flying and generally being outside in the sun. How do you keep your skin so porcelain white and smooth? And how do you keep the wind from making your hair a mess?

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>>2780557
Tenya-kun would never allow that, and for that I apologize.

>>2780560
I lack the time and charisma to accept that offer. My apologies.

>>2780673
O-ok...

>>2780673
Good heavens, Miss Hartmann. You're Beautiful!

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>>2780506
>Rather than trying to avoid the trainer's charge, she dives into it instead. Locking her strong thighs around his midsection, she braces herself to the ground and flips him over. He lands flat on his back, Greninja straddling his waistline.
Hah... you're so predictable. At this rate, I should be the one catching you~

>>2780543
Well, I guess I can understand. I mean, you were busy at the time... But moreover, I did act a bit harshly - I hadn't meant any disrespect before that. Attacking you like that was just wrong...
I don't suppose we can still make up?

>>2780656
True, true. Frogs aren't exactly very common, even compared to other non-human things. Glad to see you're faring well.
What have you been up to?

>>2780673
Finally making some friends?

/waifu/ belongs to trash
Tha/ what all people who usually claims there, just trash

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>A familiar entrance, a familiar scene, and a familiar host looks down upon you with a great and audible yawn. The purple and black laced cat phases in front of you, bowing her head graciously.

Good evening, or good morning, it seems you're having fun.
Would you join with me in the hot desert sun?
We journey away from Heaven's lands,
now to tread upon scintillating sands.
There's plenty of treasure out there on the dunes,
if you wish to brave the decrepit ruins.
Beware the curse of the guardian of the tomb.
lest you find yourself as her taciturn groom.

>The Cheshire Cat beams her pearly white, mischievous teeth, interested in leading you off towards yet another part of her land.

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>>2780673
S-So Tenya is more important than your own blood..? Alright..

>>2780743
Ches? How many times am I gonna find you?
>He pulls out his map and makes another cat face on his map

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>>2780717
I'm sure we can make up~
So.. since you're a pokemon are you used to being a pet? I have the cutest collar that would look lovely on you~ Or you can show me what that tongue can do... or I can show you what mine can do~

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>>2780729
I would not call these friends. They only enjoy me for my body and nothing else.

>>2780699
Thank you. But I can assure there are other women here who are more deserving of your compliments.

>>2780691
Pardon me?

>>2780751
I see him more than you do. He may as well be my blood.

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>>2780766
You'll find me here at the entrance of this land,
so far as why you come? That's in your hand.

>>2780743
Hmm, well lead the way kitty.

>>2780796
I'm just sad you won't go on a date is all

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>>2780668
Tengu genes, flying low and always in the shadow and short hair. Short hair can never become a mess. *cough cough* Hatate *cough*

Jeez, is that all? We need something special for the interview or this won't sell at all.

>>2780802
You, dear kitten, are the host with the most, I suppose.
>He rolls his eyes and makes another note.
I suppose I won't be seeing you on the other side, then...

>>2780743
Treasure? Sign me up!

>>2780717
>he grunted in frustration as he picked himself off the ground. He charged again in the exact same fashion, arms open. Just before colliding with her, he stopped and quickly brought his leg to her feet in a sweeping motion, attempting to catch her off-guard.

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>>2780717
Me and my classmates have been doing what we always do of course. Training to be heroes. I'm assuming you know of the famous hero academy-- Yuuei, right?

>>2780743
Where will we get water from?

>>2780822
I suppose you're right. Then lets get down to the brass tacks.
>He gives an evil smile and starts tapping his pen
What are this particular Tengu's kinks?

>>2780743
You again! Do you have any idea how much trauma you nearly caused me last time, ditching me in front of that hellhound? You could've at least given me a bit of warning!
>Before even bothering to rant any further, he figures it'd be a moot point, as he's safe and sound in the end. With a defeated sigh, he shrugs.
...But treasure sounds intriguing. I suppose I'll bite. Just... no funny business this time, got it?

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>>2780787
Er... the collar might not work out, because of my "scarf"... But I can certainly make use of my tongue. I like to think it leaves a good sensation on the skin~
>She uncoils a loop of her tongue-scarf at this, and the lengthy appendage twitches to life in her froggy hands.

>>2780855
I've heard something of it, but I've never been there, unfortunately. It certainly sounds like an interesting place- Not just the academy, but the place you live in. I never looked at that brand of heroism quite like a profession before.

>>2780851
>This time, she stand still in anticipation of attempting another suplex. The sweeping leg manages to trip her up just in time- but not before her tongue ensnares the trainer's neck, pulling him harshly to the ground with her.

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>>2780907
Now we're talking.

Well, Tengu are a very thight clan, of course with certain individuals dancing out of the row, so groupsex is a usual practice.

I prefer it with girls though. Even though a boy once in a while is nice.

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Heeeeeeey~
>A young boy appears clad in a blue t-shirt, tannish cargo pants, and a white hooded jacket. His bright nature is complimented by his golden hair and red eyes.
Which one of you summoned me?
>The youth shined a smile as shiny as his golden hair.

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>>2780743

>The path seems oddly familiar as you travel, as though you have been this way before. The sights, the sounds, it all seems to be exactly the same. Perhaps the cat has gotten lost? No, that's quite impossible. She's the guide on this tour. If the guide is lost, then where on earth could you be heading? As these thoughts course themselves through your head, looking down at the dirt path before you, a sudden blink of your eye and a geographical nightmare occurs. Suddenly, the forest path you were on no longer exists, but you stand on the dunes of a grand desert, nothing but sand and rock for miles around either way. The only thing left of the Cheshire Cat is her faint, haunting laughter. Had she deceived you? She certainly said she would bring you out to the desert and here you are. Seeking refuge from the scorching sun above, you see a giant pyramid in the distance. A small, broken entrance way with one stony pillar knocked over remains open, begging you to enter. Unable to resist, you head inside to shelter the swelter soon finding yourself lost down it's innumerable passageways, statues and hieroglyphics doting the walls.

>As you enter into a grand chamber, ahead you see a throne with a solitary figure sitting on top. It seems she's been aware of her intruder the entire time as the werewolf-esque monster glares down at you. Furry, ebony ears mark her head showing off her heritage as she wields a golden staff with scales balanced on the very tip. Exclamation marks dot her stomach as tattoos almost, hard to make out in the dimly lit throne room.

Trespasser! What are you doing in my home?
>It seems she's demanding an answer.