RWBY/RT Trash General #Nobody really know let's call it 71 - The Pinnacle of Waifus Edition
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Who else /Burger with Insomnia/ in here?
https://desustorage.org/co/thread/82582315/#82589030
>I know how /trash/ does it. The instant I found out we'd been nuked from orbit I went there to see if it was worth continuing doing our shit from there. It wasn't. And no surprise; some of the other namefags agreed.
What did he mean by this?
>>2769209
Not insomnia but am burg
Thinking about going back to one of my roots with bestiality
>>2769271
writing bestiality*
>You will never Yang.
>Barbara will never notice you.
>She'll never dress up in her Yang cosplay and roleplay for you.
>You're going to wake up in the morning, and everything will be just as awful as it is now. The only difference is that you're one day closer to death than you were today.
This thread is fun.
>>2769320
>The only difference is that you're one day closer to death than you were today.
That's the happiest part of my day too. Then it all goes downhill.
>>2769320
We had some good lewds last thread. Anyone want to share a few more?
>>2769320
>>2769422
>>2769453
So why can Blake shoot sword beams every now and then? Is this the power of dust?
>>2769839
I think it's an aura thing. Qrow does it when Winter is throwing all the summoned birds at him.
>>2769227
Just from my personal observation the atmosphere is definitely different. Sure we can post lewds and whatnot but there definitely seems to be less of a, for lack of a better word, "camaraderie" that existed in the general.
Sure a part of that was namefags, but I dunno, it definitely seems like the trash thread more quickly devolves into shitposting more readily than the /co/ general did.
>>2768965
It's just fiction bro. Can't speak for others but I enjoy the dynamic.
[spoiler]Sunk as shit in cannon though. Blake's just another in the long line of everybody in Yang's life that abandon her.
[/spoiler]
>>2760113
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTaqc3_5oYg
>Yang's theme when she catches up too late and sees Rubes dying.
>>2769320
>>2769422
>>2769453
>>2769764
Good news fellow suicides, you're just early enough to make a waifu bot. Leaps and bounds have been made in voice capture allowing you to essentially vocaloid a persons voice better than ever. Robotics and basic awareness is more advanced than ever. Be the one that forges the Yangbot in 2066.
Alright, friends. I just finished showing my happy-go-lucky friend Volume 3 and he's currently wallowing in despair. Can you guys help me show him a lot of sad Pyrrha, Penny, Roman, Yang, and just other RWBY-related art of the despair category to further him into the abyss?
>>2770016
Be a good friend instead of a douche
>>2770016
Nope, gonna counter with comf.
>>2769860
If it really is an aura thing then it seems pretty weird that only Blake and Qrow can do it. You think Adam would be able to shoot some after this
>>2770016
>>2770016
Wow. You're a shitty friend.
Here, have some cute sister shit.
>>2770071
I don't think it's that only those two can do it, it's just that those are the only two we've seen do it.
>>2770071
A lot of it is RT and monty flying by the seat of their pants. It's not some tabletop where the system's already all hammered out. For all we know it's a dust spell. Maybe it requires fine aura control. We also don't really see many people. Only a handful of hunters and some criminals who don't need it cause they have guns or dust spells.
I'd say go by whatever it's cribbing off of FFVIII.
>>2770096
If its dust then someone like Weiss should be doing it all the time
>>2770123
I'll just go with Aura control but then that would be fucking retarded because you're basically throwing around chunks of the thing that keeps you alive in battle, fuck it I just won't worry about it and say its there to look cool unless RT is going to explain/demonstrate it later
>>2770162
Aura cost and total are entirely muh plot driven so it's a moot point.
If you kill or knock out whatever's trying to beat your ass you don't need it. I presume its cost is less than a heavy hit or two would drain anyway.
>>2770162
To be fair, Weiss, despite being the sdc heiress barely uses dust spells outside of myrtenaster. Other than haste she only uses the magic missiles like 3 times.
https://nliast.tumblr.com/post/144122172053/okay-first-this-is-very-old-around-2014-and-i
>>2770248
I think it was when they were introducing semblances or in one of the WoR shorts early on. It's been a while and I haven't ordered my boxsets yet
http://rwby.wikia.com/wiki/Semblance#cite_note-1
>>2770248
I hope they bring in a good choreographer. There's so much they can do and monty keeling dicked it. It dicked it hard.
Yang is the Thang that will Bang the heavens
What if Neo is pregnant?
>>2770623
what if Roman planned his apparent demise to escape parenthood?
>>2770623
Would yang punch a pregnant woman?
>Tfw Neon Rainbow is a sad song because I'm basically Yang
>>2770753
It's a diss track, Basically Yang
Don't get sad, get even
>>2770661
what if Roman is banging Salem behind everybody's backs?
>>2770821
Ozpin's going to be mad
>>2770864
What if Ozpin and Salem are highly specialised organisms that need a war, Grimm, silver-eyed warriors, complete Desparation and large amounts of fired dust to procreate?
>>2769209
Not insomnia, just got back from work.
>>2769968
But there is a waifubot. I don't have the link, but it was posted on /co/.
Unless you mean a literal walking talking cooking fucking waifubot.
>>2770753
You're a cripple with a shitty friend and a sister who abandoned you?
The last video game character you played is now stuck in Remnant.
What would they do?
>>2771235
>Crash Bandicoot
He does ok I imagine.
>>2771235
>Drifter
He's flashy enough to fit right it. Although I'm not sure he'll be able to communicate properly.
>>2771235
>Murder Dog IV
he... would be ok
>>2771235
Complain why things don't go his way, and devises a plan with no clear intention on what he wants. Probably something like everyone hating him, that's how he gets stronger.
>>2771235
>my EVE online characters
do I get to keep my ships?
>You manage to pry yourself from you're chair and make it out if the basement to attend a V3 screening with Tugg
>There's a sizable audience, a few in cosplay but nothing overwhelming
>People are queuing outside waiting for the doors to open in about ten minutes
>You somehow manage to make small talk with the nearest people in line
>"So anon, who's you're favourite character?"
>"Oh, I suppose it'd be [INSERT YOUR WAIFU HERE]"
>He/She gives you a weird look
>"Eh, I hate [your waifu], she's really shitty"
>Everyone else around agrees
>Enter the cinema
>Everyone boos and hisses whenever she appears on screen
How do you defend her honour?
>>2771308
I don't have a waifu
>>2771308
What music plays when you make sweet love to your waifu?
>>2771342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCLOgMfwIXk
>>2771342
>What music plays when your waifu makes sweet love to you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
>>2771342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahwLFyMZTZw
Had a weird RWBY dream that didn't involve me last night
>Yangs walking through town her arm still missing
>she goes to some beach just to sulk
>Ravens finds her
>they talk about some stuff I don't even remember
>Raven somehow gives yang this weird ghost arm and a sword and shield
>they start training on the beach
>Yang can't control the ghost arm very well and is out of practice
>gets her ass handed to her
>Raven says something about how her psychological profile needs to change so she can become "the Guardian of the sky"
>dream ends
What does it mean?
>>2771507
I don't know how the fuck any of that makes sense but it sounds cool
>>2771507
>The Branwens can transform into birds
>Guardian of the sky
Makes perfect sense to me.
>>2771342
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tY92NAdGaR4
Fuck off, Vino
>>2771509
Neo got great things ahead of her
>>2771342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3--V_77K3U
>>2771635
>Salem scream in agony when having sex
>>2771868
Who said she's the one screaming?
>>2771861
>>2771931
Bun
>>2772001
>>2772001
Pun?
>>2772026
why are fauna so rapable?
>>2772038
Because they're that cute.
>>2772038
They are like elves, it's in their genes.
>>2771507
You know a ghost arm sounds a lot cooler and less cliche then a robot arm
>>2772038
>>2772052
I hope for full assymetric warfare with lots of headbutting when Yang starts fighting again
Maybe an arm cannon that allows her to show off her new appreciation for tactics and finesse
>>2772049
>faunus traits apparently aren't genetic (evidence: 1-trait-rule, no mixed species)
>therefore faunus rape by oppressive humans results to 50% (or 100%?) in full faunus offspring
Faunus as a group thrive on rape
>>2772092
>>2772052
Grimm implants are established, triple agent Raven is p much established, Raven caring for Yang in an obnoxious edgelord way is established
Grimm arm in season 5
>>2772092
>arm cannon
Did anyone cry when Pyrrha, Penny or Roman
All I did was yell "Goddamn it" and "Not them" and "Fuck Damn it RT"
>>2772305
Roman's death threw me for a loop.
What if Yang got possessed by a demon and took over hell's kitchen with an army of ninjas?
>>2772404
Gordon Ramsey would criticize her cooking.
>>2772434
>Now I know where your theme song gets its name!
>>2771915
Even better
>>2772030
No, buns
>>2772522
Yang has no butt
>>2772522
>>2772305
Roman's death was so underwhelming I didn't even realize it actually happened until the credits rolled.
Penny's, though, that one was painful.
Bunposting
What if Weiss goes super sayan next?
>>2772564
gonna bully the bun
>>2772647
I don't what I'll be impressed with more: Her actually going super sayan or the ass pull they would do to do it.
>>2772647
She will when Winter dies and gives her the powers of... I'm gonna say Spring Maiden (Spring comes after Winter, just like Weiss comes after Winter).
You're waifu a mediocre singer
>>2772305
Pyrrha's death was a surprise.
Roman could have survived like Ironwood but I just want hatman back
>MFW Penny's death https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp9yotk1wlQ
I just want the precious cinnamon bun to come back
>>2771192
Yeah, that's what I mean, a walking talking cooking waifu bot.
>>2772681
I'm sure Weiss comes with Winter. Regularly.
>>2772305
>"Aw shucks, that sucks for Ruby"
>"wait wat"
>"OH SHIT THEY ACTUALLY DID THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN"
In that order. Penny and Roman dying was less effective on me since Yang losing her arm took all my attention before the finale.
>>2772720
>Taking part in a Schneesome
>>2772691
She's getting noticeably better. Plus she's still a hot piece of ass.
>>2772305
>Penny
Brutal.
>Pyrrha
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS BRUTAL
>Roman
FUCK
MAGA!
>>2772743
>>"OH SHIT THEY ACTUALLY DID THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN"
That was basically my reaction too. Something along the lines of "Holy shit, they finally did it!"
>Make jazz remixes of I Burn and Mirror Mirror
>Only include them in the OST as a part of RWBY vs FNKI
Literally why. That's like the hypest shit ever, especially I Burn.
>Come to /trash/
>"Oh boy I can't wait to talk about RWBY"
>Look for thread in catalog
>Eyes burn up
I just want the /co/ general back so we don't have to wade through literal filth
>>2773151
>he doesn't know about the search function
Let's all point at him and laugh.
>>2773169
I know about the search function, but I still have to go into the catalog to use it.
>it's a /v/ thread
>>2772743
>>2773094
After they killed Penny, I thought that would be it.
I literally thought they decapitated Blake.
>>2773206
Don't you lie to me.
>>2773231
>I literally thought they decapitated Blake.
Fun fact: Miles originally had the decapitation scene from the front.
>>2773206
boards.4chan.org/trash/rwby
MAGA!
>>2773245
Actually, the plan was for the shot to change when Adam swung, showing "Blakes" head floating from the front.
>>2772305
Penny and Pyrrha had deathflags out the ass so I wasn't really that surprised.
Roman's came out of nowhere and just kind of annoyed me. I feel like more could've been done with his character but he got written out just because they didn't know what to do with him.
>>2771488
>Klaypex
You my sir, are the real MVP.
>>2771235
>Seth
Probably creates his own faction and keeps it under wraps. Probably fights with Cinder's after a while. Spends his time copying the semblances of people, eventually becoming an incredibly powerful being.
>>2771507
I had a dream where Pyrrha was my girlfriend.
>>2771235
>Gene from God Hand
>His God Hand is his actual semblance
>Dragon Kick Grimm ass into the milkyway
>>2772305
>Penny
New she was going to lose, wasn't sure if she was going to die. She was a robot so its likely she will be back, maybe without memories but she will be back.
>Roman
Surprised me but I wasn't bothered by it. Supposedly his death was supposed to remind people that the Grimm are dangerous but they have Ruby just kill one by stepping on it's head. I think Roman and Ruby should have had weapons locked and then Ruby shoves Roman off so the Griffon/Nevermore(Cant remember what it was) eats him.
>Pyrrha
I was very surprised at how early it happened, especially after all the stuff with Penny that never got touched on. How it actually happened was very stupid and pissed me off. I knew once she stopped outside the tower she was going to die. The actual fight was painful to watch because despite everything Pyrrha did, I knew she was going to lose. She doesn't actually accomplish anything, just becomes a trigger for Ruby's super saiyan powers. What made it even worse was that it immediately changes focus to another character, time skip and then the characters are continuing their adventure.
Didn't give the audience a chance to really take it in or mourn the death.
Did I cry? Not really. Cold made me sob though.
>>2771235
>Scorpion
can't decided if he'll love it or hate it.
>implying he wouldn't immediately side with the Grimm
>>2773652
Gene ballbusting White Fang scum when?
>>2771268
>>2771509
I love this
>>2771235
the only game i play is duck game
i assume there are many ducks in remnant so it'll probably get along just fine
>>2772305
I liked Penny but not enough to cry at her death, especially because I expected it
I didn't give a shit about Pyrrha and she was a walking death flag since volume 1 so her death didn't affect me
Roman's death would've affected me but I was too pissed off by how lazily it was done and especially by how they tried to make it comedic, as if the death of my favourite character was a high point
do you think penny would enjoy butt stuff
>>2772681
>Oh shit Weiss I'm dying
>Also I was the Spring Maiden
This is fucking stupid and embarrassing because a drunk bastard like Qrow could fuck her ass RAW while holding back. He made a fool out of her in that fight
I hope Jaune dies alone, bleeding, and cold but has a poignant monologue about how he won't hold the others back anymore.
>>2771235
>Garchomp
Shit gets fucked six ways 'til Sunday. What is a Grimm going to do against that command grab?
>>2773794
It would make her feel more human..
>>2773813
>Implying people aren't holding him back because they don't listen to his plans
>Last thread
>>2773812
>stabbing
>with a saber
Every fucking time.
>>2773812
>>2773836
>Winter slamming her fucking sword on his when bowed
>>2773836
>Weiss has a rapier and only slashes
>Winter has a saber and only thrusts
Pottery.
>>2773853
It runs in the family.
I heard their father wipes his ass with money bills and pays for grocery in toilet paper.
>>2773812
I never said she was a Maiden right now.
Ironwood and his magic aura transfer machines could do that later. And what better option than his most loyal soldier?
>>2773878
There is a reason he didn't offer it to her instead of Pyrrha earlier.
>>2773878
>old ladies can't be maidens.png
>>2773895
Because Ozpin was in charge?
We already know that despite the fact he is loyal to Ozpin, Ironwood doesn't fully agree on how to approach Salem.
>>2773895
And there's also the fact that the Spring Maiden is alive and kicking, unlike ol' Amber in that cryopod.
>>2773909
>Winter
>Old
>>2773917
Because having a "loyal soldier" in Atlesian military obtain superhuman power would give Atlas an edge over all other kingdoms. Pyrrha was a Hunter in training, and while they do spend a lot of their time in kingdoms, they still considered freelancers of sorts, helping people everywhere without swearing their loyalty to anybody. Winter is Ironwood's underling.
>>2773919
We have no clue what any of the other maidens are doing right now. You'd figure Ozpin would ask one of them for help with the whole Cinder thing, but maybe he couldn't reach them/didn't want to risk them after losing Amber.
I'm hoping one is Rapunzle and has been locked away to protect people
>>2773929
Its a joke faggot
Someone post the picture
>>2773969
I know the comic, the joke fails when the punchline is wrong though.
>>2773963
>We have no clue what any of the other maidens are doing right now.
Unless one of them is also in a coma, it doesn't matter. There's always a <insert_season_here> Maiden, since their powers are transferred immediately at their death.
I doubt whoever is the Spring Maiden now will voluntarily agree to put herself in a potentially dangerous machine just to transfer her power to another person who she probably doesn't even know.
>>2773994
Again, my entire point was for later on, not right this second.
I'm not saying Winter is a Maiden right now, or that Spring Maiden is currently comatose/even anywhere near the plot right now.
>>2774014
But there is virtually no scenario in which Winter becoming a Maiden would make sense. Pulling the comatose Maiden thing again would be lazy even for M&K, and having Maiden power randomly transfer into Winter upon the Maiden's death because the latter thought about that one cute boy down the street who's hung like a horse instead of a girl would be bullshit of the highest caliber.
Winter doesn't even seem like a major character right now.
>>2773867
>pays for grocery in toilet paper
>People accept it because he's famous
reese grease from the reese crease
>>2773963
>4 maidens
>4 cities
They're probably spread out to protect the cities in times of emergency
>>2774140
4 is the big number in RWBY verse.
>>2774123
>"Hey Bob? why is there toilet paper in the lien register?"
>"Schnee paid for his Groceries with it."
>"...He didn't paid with lien?"
>"Dude, it's SCHNEE toilet paper. probably worth more than my car."
>"Looks pretty normal to me, actually."
>"No, it has to pretty expensive, otherwise why would he paid with it?"
>Meanwhile
>LaughingSchnee.gif
>>2774177
isn't 4 also the number of death in Japan?
>>2774177
4 = 8/2
ANOTHER FFVIII CALLBACK.
>>2774202
Yes, it is. "Shi" means four and is also part of the word for death.
>>2774123
>"Mom, why is this man paying us with toilet paper?"
>"Shush, dear. He's the head of Schnee Corporation. He pays however he wants to pay."
>"B-but mom, we haven't eaten in days... We need real money"
>"I said shush. We'll have paper for dinner tonight."
>>2774233
Pretty sure "yon" is more commonly used for "four".
>>2774236
>Weiss wonders why Blake gets angry when she gives toilet paper as a gift.
What if Yang punched you in the stomach and said you broke her heart
>>2774252
Yeah, because the other version is considered by luck.
>>2774255
>"Would you prefer a gift card?"
what if weiss stepped on a fire anthill
>>2774262
Maybe it's because she was my waifu before Neo...
I deserved that
>>2774313
Aura.
>>2774365
ants
>>2774283
>Blake gives the famous frown.
>Weiss still doesn't understand why.
>She was told that it's a time honored tradition in the Schnee household to pay people with toilet paper.
>She doesn't know Papa Schnee started it as a joke to fuck around with everyone.
>She still carries on the 'tradition' unironically.
>>2774262
Desperately ask how I broke her heart, and what I can do to rectify such a travesty.
Say, how did I break her hear "Upper-case What if" Anon? I'm drawing a blank.
>>2774521
Vinegaroons!
https://youtu.be/3PiIuhqC7-8
>>2774339
>He CHANGED his waifu
You don't deserve either of them
>>2774539
Forgot pic.
>>2774545
>mfw been loyal to Weiss since her trailer
>>2774521
https://youtu.be/Oc56_-wuPVc?t=45s
>>2774563
>mfw been loyal to Yang since her trailer
>Andy Blanchard and Mica Burton given a panel at RTX this year
>RWBY Rection Videos Community given a panel at RTX this year
>Kathleen still not allowed a panel at RTX this year
Fuck you Barb, you petty, site destroying bitch. I hope Rebecca takes your job.
>>2774578
>mfw literally watched the show because of neo fanart
>>2774563
You are an honest soul.
>>2774578
You are an honest soul with good taste. No, best taste.
>>2774586
nou
>>2774563
>Loyal to Weiss since the White Trailer
>Resisted temptation when Winter appeared, but my autistic obsession for my petite, milk skinned goddess prevailed
Damn she's such a best.
>>2774586
>RWBY Reaction videos community
Oh god, not that idiot MurderOfBirds.
Dude has issues or something.
>>2774586
It's seriously disgusting how they treat her
>mfw she still loves the RT community dearly and pretty much her whole twitter feed is interacting with RT fans yet Roosterteeth do everything they can to make people forget about her and new fans don't even know or care who she is
>>2774607
winter a superior schnee
SUPERIOR
>>2774477
You didn't go to your anniversary date
>>2774607
As much as the Sun Tribe may clash with the Snow Folk, I have nothing but immense respect for Weissfags who stuck with her over Winter. They are true devotees to their best girl, and that dedication should be admired.
Even if Weiss a shit :^)
>>2774586
>Not wanting our Red-Faced God to get a panel
>>2774621
I do sometimes have to think about how if I saw Winter first I probably would have a waifu'd her instead, but all I have to do is think about Weiss calling me a dolt when I accidentally drop her Blueberry Frozen Yogurt and then I don't wake up wanting to commit sudoku.
>>2774586
>not allowed
How does this work, exactly? And isn't anybody pissed about it? I mean, she was and still is a pretty big part of the community.
>>2774586
>Kathleen still not allowed a panel at RTX this year
One of the reasons I'm still on the fence about giving RoosterTeeth money.
>>2774659
>isn't anybody pissed about it?
Not if anyone who has a name attached to themselves wants to cross Burnie.
>>2774659
>And isn't anybody pissed about it
People who became fans of RT in the last three years have no idea who she is due to RT pretty much wiping her from existence. They even went as far as to make Carolina the new Tex in every possible way.
Diehard RT fans still know about her, but to question it would also mean questioning Burnie, which they don't want to do.
>>2774655
>tfw weiss will never call you a dolt
Maybe if I went to RTX and asked Kara?...
>>2774630
Fuck! What was I doing? Was I just late because I was fighting bad guys, or did I get wrapped up in vidya? This is bad.
I beg to her like a hobo to go on a second date. We could go wherever she wants, and stay as long as she likes.
Whether or not she allows me that second chance, I wait on her hand and foot for the next month, metaphorically and hopefully literally kissing her boots the entire time.
Assuming I am forgiven, the next anniversary shall not be forgotten, and I will spare no expense in making it the most grandiose of dinners she has ever partaken in.
If all that fails, Sudoku as usual is an acceptable alternative.
>>2774655
im more for winter buying and then treating me as nothing but mere property boy toy
All the other kids got ice cream. Why didn't you buy Yang any?
>>2774671
I'd fucking do it if I could. But I'm just a NEET with no influence whatsoever.
>>2774673
Sounds like a very shitty thing to do, to be honest. Never been following RT news closely but she seemed a decent person, and she was a good VA to boot.
With Gray's main character dead and Kathleen probably out of the picture, RWBY is left with Shannon and Jen as VAs that actually do their job consistently well.
>>2774697
Yang you're lactose intolerant you know you can't have any.
>>2774697
Because I bought her an entire ice cream cake. Hell yes, I play favorites.
>>2774697
But she had some with Neo
>>2774704
I like you, you're a funny guy
>>2774698
>implying we wont get two gray characters a la locus and donald doyle
>1 dies in both, other then lives
glorious gray lives on
>>2774698
>But I'm just a NEET
That's what makes you perfect for the job. No face, no record, no motive. You're a ghost.
All you need to do is beat him up in a dark ally, and tell him to let Kathleen speak or you'll kill Joe the Cat. Burnie will be so scared, he'll have to do it.
>>2774698
Kathleen is a great person.
She had one fuck up, which when you hear all the stories of Geoff, Gus, Jason, Gav etc should mean nothing, but since it was involving Barb who Burnie is stupidly protective of (which he has openly admitted), Kathleen was shown the door.
>"Thanks for helping our company get off the ground and being a great leader for the community for over a decade, along with helping Monty produce our latest cash cow, but fuck you get out"
>M&K kill off Glynda because RT Barb circlejerking
>Best XMAS cake gone from the show
>Best MILF gone from the company
>>2774713
ice cream
>>2774730
>>2774698
>tfw missed Burnies AMA on reddit
>Not one person asked about Kathleen
I failed her...
>>2774747
I hear his den is in "Liberal Shithole, Conservistahn."
Good luck family man, make it count.
>Barb's face when Kathleen is scheduled to speak all three days.
MAGA!
>>2774796
>Implying he would have answered.
>Implying the hive wouldn't downvote you too fucking China.
>>2774788
Ice Cream
>>2774697
Because Ruby wanted some.
>>2774799
>Burnie makes a special announcement at the opening night that Kathleen will now be Head Producer of RWBY again
>mrw
>>2774813
You don't ever slow down, do you? God bless you anon.
>>2774620
I came in on rwby, care to drop the skinny?
>>2774818
Bananas = Yang?
>>2774835
You should be familiar with her. She's the one who voices Glynda.
>>2774829
Nope, MAGA! never slows down
HIGH ENERGY
>>2774835
Glynda's VA got fucked over by Yang's and Taiyang's VA.
>>2774835
Kathleen was the RT mom was all intents and purposes. Voiced Tex, founding member, etc, etc.
Barb did a Barb thing. Details unclear, probably jerking off some invisible dudes during a photo shoot.
Kathleen went a little ape-shit, told Barb she was a bad influence on all the younger female audience.
Twitter cat fight ensued, Burnie stepped in to save his daughterfu, and Kathleen was let go.
>>2774835
>Kathleen invovled with the company since RvB Season 1 back in 2003
>Was way more of a community "mom" than Barb has ever been
>Came on full time in like 2011 to help produce animation for Project Freelancer and RWBY
>Also helped on live action stuff
>Had an altercation with Barb over being unlady like in a video
>Kathleen is slightly hypocritical due to the company she is part of
>Instead of letting it blow over and move on, Burnie fires her to protect the honour of his daughteru and then replaces her RvB character
>Kathleen literally never mentioned again
>Kathleen still willingly comes in to voice Glynda because despite everything, she still loves RT and the community
>>2774848
>General Election poll puts Trump ahead of Clinton in Ohio, and tied in Florida and Pennsylvania.
>Jaws_theme.dundun
No, I guess it doesn't slow down. MAGA!
>>2774875
Lets not forget how Burnie and Barbara shamelessly slandered her in the Game Time, despite Burnie refusing to talk about his exwife on podcasts because it's unfair to talk shit about people on videos when they can't defend themselves
>>2774737
It's a real shame, she cared about the RT company and the fan base, community, I don't like how they pariah her.
>>2774875
T-Thanks burnie....
>>2774737
I am pretty sure she left by choice, anon. Not thrown out.
>>2774910
If I were her I'd be seriously annoyed after that. Asking for a panel on RTX after your former colleagues have been semi-publicly discussing you behind your back would take some dedication to the community, and, honestly, I don't think RT worth it.
>>2774911
Fix that filename f@m; you have the wrong "to."
You're missing an "o".
Fuck, I hate autism.
>Between my campaign and making Grimmhammer, I now have tons of worldbuilding headcanon
>No idea where to post it(or even if I should)
>Its all probably autistic anyway
Fuck me
>>2774930
CYOA thread.
>>2774922
A lot seems to imply Burnie had to make a choice between the two, and instead of being a proper boss and telling both to suck it up and move on, he openly sided with Barb on a public forum.
Even if Kathleen walked from the producer role, she wouldn't walk from the entire community.
>>2774930
Headcanons can be done here, I don't see any problem with that
The problem is when OCs start coming into it
>>2774946
What ?
>>2774930
Post it here if you want. The reportfags and mods won't do anything in /trash/.
>>2774930
Pastebin.
>>2774963
RWBY CYOA thread. It mostly consists of CYOA, as the name implies, but there is occasional writefaggotry of various quality.
>>2774924
I was half a sleep when I made this but I'll fix it.
>>2774949
What implies that?
As far as I know, Burnie waded into the Twitter argument, and Kathleen later said she felt unsupported and was leaving.
I'm not aware of anything indicating that she was outright fired or "encouraged" to leave.
>>2774988
oh man, could you make a Majora's Mask moon edit with Chibi Jaune?
>>2774923
Kathleens feelings to the community heavily outweigh her feelings to those at the company.
Unlike Barb, who got monstrously butthurt when fans said she fucked up with that retarded Libyan Revolution scam she feel for.
>>2775023
Oh do you mean that incident where the guy lied about his RT hat being shot in a warzone? Or was this something else?
>>2774593
>mfw watched the show because of pic related
>>2775042
>Mfw I've only continued watching because of fan art
>>2775032
You might be right, might be getting my wires crossed.
Either way, it was very soon after Barb got bought on, so it was a story they tried to push super hard on Social Media, only for it to easily be proven as fake and gay.
People called Barb out, and she responded with essentially "lol get a life and stop caring losers".
>>2775042
Boy you must have been confused when you saw the actual show.
>>2775014
Probably your just asking for me to Photoshop the moon on Jaune's head right?
>>2775091
I was waiting for it to get good, and then I heard that it's on hiatus and that the creator had kicked the bucket.
>>2775042
I got suckered into watching this show by my friends.
>>2775042
I just wanted a new fun general to shitpost in.
I fucking hate this show.
>>2775100
...yeah, basically.
>>2775079
Yeah, that was it. At first she responded very unprofessionally, but then came out with a very formal statement admitting they'd been tricked and that she respected soldiers. Still a poor handling of it, though.
>Smart
>Attractive
>Mature
>Will go skinny dipping while streaming
>Doesn't want her breasts exposed but doesn't care if they are.
>Would probably let RWBY have ecchi fanservice if it were up to her.
Kathleen > Barb
>>2774683
Your just a bad boyfriend anon you knew she had abandonment issues yet you still chose to let her wait good job
>>2775116
>He thinks any of us actually like the show
laughing_whores.png
>>2775118
Sure I'll deliver something like that later on.
>>2775079
Why do you people support such a horrible, incompetent, unprofessional company? As much as I kind of like RWBY ironically I'm never giving them a cent after all the shit they've pulled.
>Suncow's Voice Actress is a shit
At least that's what I'm getting.
>>2775131
Until I see proof of this supposed skinny dipping periscope I refuse to believe it.
>>2775042
There will never ever be enough collared RWBYs.
>>2775137
>Trying to speak for everyone.
I like the show and want to see it get better.
>>2775141
I mean Jaune on the moon, not the moon on Jaune.
>>2775131
Fuck this gay earth
>>2775163
So him standing on top of it like an astronaut? I'll add a little flag go then.
>>2775182
Dom Rube catching Weiss off guard is my ultimate RWBY Fetish
>>2775182
yes
>M E M E C A T has her own theme song
>Roman doesn't
>Glynda doesn't
>Ironwood doesn't
Fuck this gay Earth.
>>2775133
Hey, fuck you buddy. I don't even know why I was late. Maybe I was saving the Rube from getting eaten by a Nevermore. Yang would be far more hear-broken if her sister was kill. Regardless, I would do everything in my power to make it to dinner early. Don't assume anything about me you withered cunt. Yang is my waifu and I love her, more than I've ever loved anything.
>>2775210
Same, but I like the reverse just as much.
>>2775228
>>2775182
I wish more people would make them both dom. Weiss being a control freak and Ruby wanting to be in charge would make some hot aggressive sex.
>>2775228
Don't be so upset anon.
>>2775228
We're all born with a dream
We wanna make come true
>>2775233
>yfw the Rube lies and says she hadn't seen you all day, but heard you were hanging out with Neon, all because you stole her big sister from her
>>2775233
Fine I'll say that you umm were fighting some white fang
>>2775276
>Tfw you love both Yang and Neon.
>>2775250
It's because sub Ruby and sub Weiss are also great.
what if the show drops your favorite plot point
>>2775250
>Both want to be in control
>Eventually reaches a stage where they start using their semblances and various dusts to try and out-dom one another
>>2775137
>>2775228
Roman does have a leitmotif. It's just part of the score.
>>2775380
>>2775505
>that fucked up crop
F for effort, see me after class.
>>2775323
I also love the Yang and the Meme Cat, nothing wrong with that.
>>2775302
But I want Rube to be the Uncle Qrow for my children. Just without the whole deadbeat/actually dead mommies baggage.
>>2775317
Then see my second post here. >>2774683
I grovel to her, explaining that there were so many of them and that they were going to kill the Rube had I not intervened. I implore her to give me an opportunity ANY opportunity to make it up.
If she gives me that chance, cool. We rebuild, and I never hurt her that way again.
If she leaves me for someone else, then I always can go back to staring at my rope and ceiling fan.
>>2775323
I like to think her tattoo is glow in the dark
>>2775347
What if RT drops a penny?
>>2771235
>Magnolia Arch
>Bravely Second
People would freak when she says she's from the moon
>>2775519
Thank you anon for this fine png.
>>2775519
>made that cap when the picture was first made
at least I tried, m8. But thanks for the shop
>>2775565
Not mine.
Sorry for being harsh earlier, have a Glynda.
It's a bit old so it probably was posted already, but I just saw that RWBY was referenced in Grrl Power
>>2771235
R.I.P Grimm
R.I.P Cinder
R.I.P Mercury
R.I.P Emerald
R.I.P Neo
R.I.P Adam
R.I.P Banesaw
R.I.P Salem
>>2775547
>RT letting even the smallest amount of money leave their grasp
>>2775547
i'd pick it up and take it home and treasure it forever
what if you had to study for finals and Ruby kept hugging you from behind and pestering you to do stuff with her instead
>>2775646
>Take a break
>Have decent sex
>Go back to studying while she falls asleep
>>2775148
You see that kind of petty shit in every company and it's probably worse in the entertainment sector
If anyhting RT is different by how exposed everything is
>>2775646
I would succumb to the rube
>>2775646
Break her nose.
She should know not to bother me by now.
>>2775347
>pyrrha lives again
roll my eyes continue
>>2775678
>Thinking you're strong enough to break through her aura and inflict any kind of harm on her.
>>2775646
The same thing I'm doing right now. Procrastinating instead of studying.
>>2775646
>Studying.
>For finals.
I winged a 29 on the ACT with I believe just 30 minutes of Trigonometry practice the night before.
Sure thing Rube, let's grab Yang and go to the water park or some shit.
>>2775519
This crop any good bruv?
>>2771235
Rips and Tears
>>2775646
lewd the rube
>>2775732
If you're tearing up because Yang just got a new arm and she's it showing off to you, yes.
>>2775748
>Weapon bearing hips
Hahahahahaha.
>>2771235
>The Courier
Nothing really.
He'd get a gun that can actually kill grimm, but the apathetic bastard would probably just settle down somewhere safe and find whatever work he can make a living on.
>>2775749
I thought it was more "Go for a threesome while you're drunk and they see ya dick"
>>2775646
Tell her to leave. Or else.
I have to study, which reminds me I have three hours of free time until my bracketed study time.
>>2775748
>The Rubooty gets stuck
What do you do?
>>2775646
there's a guy wearing a rwby shirt and my tism is triggered.
>>2775792
>>2775795
Why
>>2775732
>no MAGA
C+ We'll talk after school
>>2775800
go up to him and say "Hey, I also watch arr-double yoo-bee-why"
>>2775827
No, just say the last part.
"why"
>>2775792
>>2775519
>From my point of view, it's an A for effort
>>2775800
I saw a guy wearing a RWBY shirt, once. I told him I also watch it and we chatted a bit.
He mentioned he wanted to work at RT and I assumed he meant in animation, but it was an AH job he wanted. The fool.
Try talking to the guy, anon. Learn his hopes and dreams.
>>2775874
And then crush them.
>>2775792
Plow Yang as the Rube watches. I cum all over her sister's golden hair, then walk out as poor little Rube remains stuck, her sister lies on the ground, still panting with ecstasy.
>>2775800
Ask him for the time or something
After he has answered, nod and state matter-of-fact "thanks but you're waifu a shit"
>>2775812
Please stop
>>2775812
Fuck off
>>2775902
>>2775918
Communist hivemind tbb.
>>2775827
he told me it was pronounced ruby, and fucked off.
good riddance.
>>2775932
Track him down and tell him his waifu a shit.
>>2775885
Would you use the Rube to cleanup?
>>2775932
yuk yuk whatta dolt
>>2775932
Should have told him "But it has a W in it?"
Joke the M E M E
>>2775854
>Youtsuba porn
Revolting.
>>2776000
Choke the M E M E
>>2776014
Lewd the M E M E
>>2776025
l o v e
t h e
M E M E
>>2775945
No, I'd use a stocking Weiss left on the floor.
I mustn't defile the Rube in any way, shape, or form.
>>2776039
>heart pupils
muh dick
What if Blake ate grass then vomited into your shoes
>>2776009
>Youtsuba porn
Wonderful.
>>2776092
Cats eat grass when they want to throw up, so I'd ask Blake if she was feeling well.
Then I'd dump her on Yang to deal with, she's not my team mate.
>>2776092
I would surrender her to the animal shelter. I would check all the boxes that make her less adoptable.
>Aggressive towards children.
>Aggressive towards other animals.
>Expensive medication.
>Not house-trained.
I would visit her every day, mocking her predicament. I would tell her to count her days until euthanasia. Then, just before they throw her in the gas chamber, I would steal her back and tell her to cut that shit out. Vomit is nasty.
>>2776137
I was visibly annoyed until I read the last line then I laughed.
Fuck you.
R8
>>2776109
TASTE THE MEMEBOW
>>2776152
10/10 fantastic taste
>>2776152
>>2776148
She's besties with Yang, I can't actually sentence the cat to death. But Jesus Blake, you couldn't make it to the toilet? Damn girl.
>>2776152
Very nice. Your top ten is a 9/10 for me, and your placement for last place is perfect.
>>2776137
How would you train her to not to be shit? Would it be even possible?
PURGE ALL WAIFUS
>>2776152
>velvet, jaune, pyrrha under cardin
good
>yang not in top ten
m-muh sundragon
>>2776176
>She's Yangs bestie
>Yang never came to the Faunus Pound to get her out
I have multiple questions.
>>2776182
Positive reinforcement, as negative would only amplify her angst. It would be an ordeal no doubt, but I believe with gifts, praise, and plenty of good books, Blake can be a functional waifu.
>>2776202
She couldn't sign for her release with her left hand.
>Yang is secretly in love with Neptune
>She can’t spit it out
>She gets the Maiden powers
>Gets mortally wounded
>Confesses to Neptune as she dies
>Through the sheer force of her love, he gets her Maiden powers as she dies
>Neptune joins the main cast
>Show gets renamed to RWBN
>Neptune is with them for the entire run
>Ruby ends up sacrificing herself during the final battle.
>Only Blake and Weiss are left
>Sun and Neptune simultaneously propose to both of them
>They both accept
>Weiss decides she likes the name "Weiss Vasilias"
>Show ends on their wedding
How would you react?
>>2776212
what about pets
>>2776219
>>2776202
>Implying Yang wasn't in on it.
C'mon Popsicle anon, after the disarming, I'm certain Yang would be involved in the "Make Blake not shit" foundation.
Or if this is pre-V3, let's just say that Yang didn't think to look there.
>>2776229
That counts. Where would Blake like to be pet?
I'm not a Blakefag or a cat owner, so I'm asking seriously.
>>2776219
see if I can fly in this perfect dream
>>2776218
Yang sounds like a bit of a retard in that case
>>2776219
I would kill myself to find Monty in the afterlife to tell him to purge the sinners
>>2776219
Laugh at shippers and waifufags.
Then hopefully wake up
>>2776219
>>2776219
>>Yang is secretly in love with Neptune
Dropped.
>>Confesses to Neptune as she dies
Dropped harder.
>>>Neptune joins the main cast
Actually dropped.
RT would never do it. The people love Babs way too much.
>>2776265
Between and behind the ears, especially since that bow must get irritating
don't go for the belly if you haven't completely established dominance
>>2776219
>Not 'Weiss decides she likes the name "Weiss Shawcross"
You were so close, anon.
>Look up RWBY Mercury on Google
>Second suggestion is Mercury x Reader
So does Mercury have a big female fanbase or something?
>Get home
>Yang greets you wearing this
What do you do?
>>2776346
Tell her to get the fuck out of my house before my parents and my little brother see her.
>>2776346
Take one of those pasties off and put as much titty in my mouth as humanly possible.
>>2776346
Immediately have an exorcism performed, and if that doesn't work, seek psychiatric evaluation
>>2776346
lewd the rube?
>>2776337
I don't know myself, but I wouldn't be surprised. He has that bishonen badboy look to him.
>>2776346
Engage in bouncy and energetic sexual activities with her, duh.
>>2776337
[spoiler]Yes[/spoiler]
>>2776337
haha
>>2776457
...Do I want to know what lemon means?
>>2776470
Fanfiction smut.
>>2776470
That's old school for sexual story/fanfic. I haven't used that term in years.
Feels nostalgic, man.
>>2776480
What If Trump bought a gun to a debate and shot the other candidates on live television
>>2776470
Universal term for smut
>>2776457
We have that kind of shit here anyways.
>>2776480
She looks a bit like a trucker here. Get rid of the popsicle and add a plaid shirt and she'd be there.
>>2776499
As long as it's the Republican debate.
>>2776457
You steadily reach into the bag and begin feeling the various items inside, of all of them, only one stands out. All you can decipher is that it feels like a long strip of cloth... or is it wool?
Either way, you decode to pick that item and bring it out of the bag. As it turns out, it's a scarf; and a very lovely orange one at that. Then it occurs to you, there's only one person you know who wears a scarf like this...
Jaune opens his mouth to speak, but a certain someone cuts him off.
"Well, well, well, I guess we're starting this off with a Yang!" you smile and roll your (e/c) eyes as you turn to the voice's owner, Ruby's older half sister, Yang Xiao Long. It really goes without saying that you really like Yang; heck, with her carefree and fun loving attitude, it's hard not to like the golden haired girl. Even in spite of her(often terrible) puns.
"Hey, (Y/n)." the lilac eyed girl says as she flashes you a smirk.
"Hello, Yang. I believe this is yours." you say with a smile as you politely hand Yang her scarf back. As her fingers lightly brush hers, you barely manage to fight back a blush.
"Thanks." she replies as she wraps her scarf around her neck. As she does you can't help but marvel at her breathtakingly beautiful golden locks.
Jaune immediately notices and waves his hand in front of your face, "Uh, yoo-hoo, (Y/n)? You \
>>2776457
>naruto
I know RWBY is not a good show, but please
watpad is lackluster shit nobody important uses and I wonder why it keeps popping up in google results
weiss is the most popular character for selfinsert wanks? Fascinating.
>>2776499
It would be hype as fuck
what if ruby ran up to you and kissed you on the cheek and ran away
>>2776518
>Pregnant Yang x Anon will never be finished
I bet the dinner party went badly.
>>2776542
Get flustered and also hope no one sees that a 15 year old girl just kissed me.
>>2776219
New Arkos.
what if hiroshima made /rwby/?
>>2776480
Hey do this one.
>>2776499
He'd go up 4 points.
>>2776522
Don't disobey the dubs anon.
>>2776534
>your (e/c) eyes
is... is there software designed to auto-replace that with your eye color?
Or is the author so bad they have to go out of their way to break immersion?
>>2776544
We still have our imaginations anon
>>2776573
it's dead, jim.
>>2776219
>RWBN
Like the sandwich?
>>2776534
Ignore Jaune, attempt to court Yang. I roll to woo.
>>2776579
Dead in a week.
>>2776559
Pursue her and tear out her throat with my teeth. Shit on her carcass to deter other predators. Eat the liver, tongue, and thighs, before stashing what's left in a thicket.
>>2776542
I don't know, I'm surprised a 15 year old girl even touched me.
>>2776624
Where would we be without autism?
I like that Yang though. Would not mind more of that outfit.
what if Merc forcefully made out with Jaune just to fuck with him
>>2776692
It wouldn't end well for Mercury.
>>2776692
Brojob lol haha
>>2776706
>Implying Mercury doesn't want to be ridden like a show pony.
>>2776689
I'd say it's a compliment to the art to deem it worthy of a MAGA hat. I don't want to crap on you though, I won't save the edit if it happens.
What if Yang put her hair in pony tails so you would say something because she's noticed you haven't been paying much attention to her lately
>>2776585
Here you go Brother, MAGA!
Can some one do me a favor and post these RWBY MAGA pics to Reddit or Tumblr
I wanna see how they react but I don't have a Tumblr Or Tumblr account
>>2776652
Fucked up reply. I meant >>2776542
>>2776737
>Giving Popsicle Rube a white hat
>>2776736
Tell her she looks fuckin' adorable/10, and that I'm sorry for not being with her as much.
Then we would have aggressive doggy style sex while I pull on them like handlebars, being careful to not tear any strands.
>>2776727
Thanks, I think?
>>2776737
Switch the hats desu. Yang had the white one in the first edit, and Rube is the /k/ommando.
>>2776624
Source?
I like to see different cases of autism.
>>2776785
R A R E
A
R
E
DESSERT
E
S
S
E
R
T
>>2776109
>>2776162
EMBRACE THE MEME
>>2776737
I'll post them on Reddit if you throw all yuor edits in an Imgur, 'cause I only have like 6 or 7.
>>2776737
Then make an account.
Could I get a .m3u8 for chibis?
>>2776802
AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND.
A SHAME YOU SEEMED AN HONEST MAAAAAN.
>>2776853
Just make an account you lazy bum.
>>2776736
I'd tell Yang to calm down it's only finals week
>>2776885
Got one, I wanna be able to show it to other people in locations where I may not have internet
>>2776596
What is dead may never die!
Your most favorite character now ends up married to your least favorite character.
How does it happen and why?
>>2776903
Google "how to view page source on browser ____" and ctrl-F for .3u8.
Hardly rocket science.
>>2776802
W0t's the source of dis? Seems sp00py.
>>2776907
Didn't we already have this?
>>2776907
>Jaune ends up married to Neo
Huh.
>>2776822
I want to embrace her figuratively and literally!
>>2776904
>Barefoot in public
Slut.
>>2776923
Maybe? I have no fucking clue
>>2776926
>Neo
>Least favorite
Why
>>2776955
I don't like memes.
>>2776988
>disliking Neo for being a meme
>ignoring the literal M E M E K A T T
>>2776916
Ah so that is where that file is hidden, thanks friend
>>2776809
Did somebody say dessert?
>>2776976
why is this dumb crackship so comfy?
>>2776920
Serial Experiments Lain
>>2776976
You can't honestly like this ship, it's just for the Yang, right?
>>2777029
Do you have good pictures of fights, battles and duels?
>>2776393
>2776457
>the bed isn't suspended from the ceiling
>her headphones aren't red
4/10 she's not even trying
I FUCKING REESE SO MUCH I WANT TO KILL HER
>>2777049
Did she block most of those strikes with her knuckles?
What the fuck?
>>2777086
>Fuck her to death
>>2777086
>>2777071
I'm pretty sure I didn't typed the second post number
>>2777086
>>2777086
>I FUCKING REESE SO MUCH I WANT TO KILL HER
>>2777029
because Ren got nothing to prove and Yang is actually hella complacent
they could just get stuck like that
>>2776809
You should see my collection of Popsicle JNPR's and CMEN's.
>>2777069
>>2777069
>>2777129
>>2777196
Those bubbles confused me at first.
Thought Yang was calling Ren, Yang
>>2777196
So is Ren just feminine enough that he doesn't get the same hate?
>>2777156
You have popsicle CMEN?
>>2777191
that's a very good one but not that RWBY-related
>>2777191
What exactly is happening there?
>>2777109
HATE HATE HATE HATE I HATE REESE
>>2777223
I think the reason it works is that it's very similar to Ren and Nora's dynamic. They're both cheerful, energetic and hit like a truck type girls along with being multiple levels of cute and sexy in their own way. Yang is basically a different flavor of Nora in terms of shipping.
>>2777274
Filename
>>2777223
no clue
>>2777295
>>2777274
dude has varicose veins or open wounds (from punches?) in his sinuses and when the other dude squeezes his neck the pressure rises
now imagine whats happening in his brain
>>2777274
Compression of the head to such a degree that blood is being expulsed.
i'd like to kiss nora's thighs
>>2777295
Yeah but the artist also draws Jaune as a friendless ugly loser at all opportunities.
>>2777325
I'd like to push Nora against a window and finger her tight pussy as everyone outside can see Nora's tits pressed against the window and her flustering face
>>2777274
He got Maia'd.
>>2777325
I'd like to leave bitemarks on cinder's.
>>2777337
I think it's because the artist is more of a SJW fuck white men type
Ren= Asian Guy so he's okay
Jaune= White guy so he has so to suffer
>>2776916
it doesn't work for me.
>>2777230
The original popsicle girls are actually edits or based on art I found not too far back (the first Blake and Yang are literally just crops). I think it was the Mama Cinder person that made the original.
I've been working with her styles for CMEN and JNPR recently to replicate it for popsicle girls/boys, since versions that I did in my own style lose their cuteness.
I think my obsession for Neo has reached a new level, to a point where I would willingly perform a blood sacrifice to project her. Somebody help me out here.
>>2777337
Sadly that's a pretty common theme I see with several artists. They set up jaune as girl-less loser who can't do anything right to some degree or another, even going so far to give him horrible acne or something along those lines.
>>2777392
post them pls
>>2777351
she'd probably get a kick out of that
>>2777400
>>2777337
Luckily she's fucked off because she couldn't take all the mean words that she was instigating by being an aggressive cunt to everyone
>>2777405
Both the people who dislike Jaune and those who use him as a self insert seem to ignore the fact that he'd probably be a well adjusted guy on a sports team of some sort.
Maybe the captain of the defense on the Gridiron team.
>>2777435
I agree, as much as I love the what-if fanarts of cyber jaune and demon jaune, realistically I see him more as a solid B+ kind of guy/fighter. Nowhere near the top but solid enough that he can be depended on to hold the line and help his team out whenever possible.
>>2777435
Not entirely true. Jaune proclaims himself to be socially awkward and is generally quite incompetent.
>>2777109
>Pat Head
>>2777456
>and is generally quite incompetent
Really?
>>2777452
>I love the what-if fanarts of cyber jaune and demon jaune
The most retarded of ideas.
>>2777400
Remember that she had almost no canon characterisation
Imagine her having the most obnoxious personality you can imagine
Imagine, if that's your thing, her posting "'nother dead cissie XD" on her sjw tumblr the moment she pulls her blade out of the airship captain
>>2777478
Yes really
>>2777452
>Nowhere near the top
Considering sp far he's been the only one to show any kind of thinking beyond I am powerful he'd easily slot into the upper echelon as he grows.
>>2777478
Yes.
Keikaku Booty?
>>2777384
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>>2777498
He hasn't particularly shown any grand moments of incompetentness after the first volume.
>>2777351
Nude version is a little nicer
>>2777496
I can't. It's gotten to the point where even if she had the worst possible personality I'd stand by her as my waifu. I would pick her over any other female any day, without hesitation. Maybe I need to see a medical professional.
>>2777456
like every averagely popular teenager ever
>>2777506
Oh yeah I agree eventually he'll rise up, but for now he's probably going to be outclassed by others just by sheer power/skill difference alone.
>>2777491
Whatever, I find them interesting, even from a purely what-if scenario.
>>2777406
Nah, not till I get the style down.
Maybe a Popsicle Nora in a little bit since she's been easiest to make.
>>2777506
>sp far he's been the only one to show any kind of thinking beyond I am powerful
>Ruby
>Weiss
>Blake
>Neo
>Mercury
>Emerald
>Cinder
>Fucking Neptune
Sure
>>2777560
>eventually he'll rise up
He's already at the level of other first years at this point.
>>2777456
He’d be absolutely fine outside of a hunter school.
>>2777560
>I find them interesting
One hell of a feat considering how boring they are.
>>2777560
>I find them interesting
A rip off of Raiden and a DA tier wank job?
>>2777515
kei
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>>2777011
Here you go
MAGA!
>>2777524
>Gets thrown against the window before the foodfight even begins and then is rekt instantly by watermelons
>Cluelessly attempts to woo Weiss over and over despite her obvious dislike of him
>Doesn't notice Pyrrha humping his leg
>Fucking swipes randomly with his eyes closed during Breach after months of training by Pyrrha
>Doesn't land a single hit during the BRNZ fight, has no authority over his teammates and gets so distracted he starts furiously yelling during the middle of the fight
>ONE FUCKING JOB JAUNE
>>2777644
>Cluelessly attempts to woo Weiss over and over despite her obvious dislike of him
>Doesn't notice Pyrrha humping his leg
How the hell is eithier of those things incomptent?
The rest of those are also rather questionable considering that his performance in the BRNZ fight was quite good and that last bit was something anyone else would have done.
>>2777644
So do people really not see how badly Jaune going after Pyrrha could have played out if he didn't have our meta knowledge?
>>2777602
I meant it more from a long term sense, he's got great tactical sense and can soak a bunch of damage, but he's still kinda clumsy overall imo.
So how long until we get Arkos shenanigans in Chibi?
>>2777754
I think next week could be like "the JNPR episode"
>>2777723
>his performance in the BRNZ fight was quite good
Blocked 2 attacks, one of which left him stunned?
>>2774875
Holy fuck. Tex was fired? And she still comes into the show?
You know, I love the shows and shit that RT does, but I fucking hate them as people.
>>2775646
what if penny wanted to go on a niggerkilling hunt with you but you dont have an aura and also no weapons and all the cars she has are pink
What if Ruby became the next sorcerer supreme?
>>2777751
>but he's still kinda clumsy overall imo.
And so is everyone else honestly.
Ruby, Yang, Blake kind of crumpled the moment they ran into opponents who they didn't utterly outclass.
>>2777754
Hopefully never
>>2777774
>Blocked 2 attacks, one of which left him stunned?
And inttenligently and adequatly gave orders to his team while fighting.
Why do people keep putting so much emphasis on his individual melee abilities.
A good leader isn't necessarily the strongest asshole around.
>>2777644
>has no authority over his teammates
Not his fault they're terrible teammates.
>>2777791
oh and I forgot my picture
>>2777754
Never, god willing.
>>2777786
>But he only stopped being incompetent because he got a hard push. Outside of Beacon he probably would not have gotten that push, and therefore never would have tried to fix his own incompetence.
Well here's the thing. He was incompetent at hunter skills. The thing that he was apparently kept in the dark from for years.
He probably would have been a decent farmer if he never left for Beacon.
>>2777795
Her mother did not think about her at all when she died
:-)
>>2777786
>Not liking screenstealing loser Jaune means you're a toxic manhater
Fuck off Jaunefags, go wank off to your bully arc
What if Jaune stayed behind to fend off an enemy attack but got killed in one hit and his death accomplished literally nothing and everyone hated him for it.
>>2777829
>Not his fault they're terrible teammates.
Why is this never brought up?
Pyrrha did you only want to get in his pants?
>>2777862
The show would improve drastically and maybe we could finally get focus on interesting characters
>>2777862
I don't think he would pull a Pyrrha.
>>2777862
I think it would be hilarious to watch the Jaune fanbase react considering they seem to be the most autistic
>>2777862
I don't think they would hate him
They would just be quietly relieved
>>2777368
I'd like Neo to leave bite marks on mine
>>2777862
Why would they hate him for it?
>>2777924
Makes sense, considering they make up half of the autistic Arkos fanbase
>>2777924
>they seem to be the most autistic
Let's be honest here.
They're all equally autistic.
>>2777924
Oh believe me, there's more autistic fans...
>>2777951
There really aren't.
>>2777873
It's never brought up because everything HAS to be Jaune's fault
And yes, Pyrrha never cared for him at all. She wanted his dick because he was a nice guy. That's it. Literally.
>>2777942
>they make up half of the autistic Arkos fanbase
What's the other half?
Image Limit Reached - New Bread here >>2777965
>>2777832
>really gay
Red is a manly color.
>>2777942
Arkos fags are Pyrrha fags that want to self insert into Jaune. Most of them don't even like him.
>>2777791
No, we don't know that. That anon is jumping to conclusions.
All we know is Burnie got interjected in a Twitter spat between Barb and Kathleen, and Kathleen later left RT saying she felt unsupported. No indication she was fired.
>>2777999
Your double trips make you correct, but that's not red. That's pink.
>>2778035
It's lightish red.
>>2778012
>Arkos fags are Pyrrha fags that want to self insert into Jaune
Like Octavian.
I will enjoy watching the reactions of that portion of the fanbase when they can't delude themselves anymore about it.
>>2777968
>It's never brought up because everything HAS to be Jaune's fault
>And yes, Pyrrha never cared for him at all. She wanted his dick because he was a nice guy. That's it. Literally.
Alright lets be honest she was checking him out. She thinks he's pretty cute as well. Its not all about Jaune's personality.
>>2778057
Guess what? They already have a color for lightish red. You know what it's called? Pink.
What if Jaune's name isn't even Jaune or Arc
What if he never had any sisters
What if he stole Crocea Mors
What if he's still lying
>>2777974
Pyrrhafags
>>2778152
Man the fallout from this would be amazing.
>>2776346
A FUCKING LEAF
>>2777400
God. I mean Barb is Jewish.
OK, I'm the bad guy. I'd love to have seen her face when she first saw this image.