/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Don't Fix What Ain't Broke, You Stupid Lapidotfags edition.
Previous thread: >>2761908
>NEW EPISODES on 12 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flock draw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>>2766711
Kim please go and stay go, leave.
>>2766711
Kim ships lapidot
>>2766790
?????????????????????n ɯɐʞǝ uo sǝusǝ ɐuou¡¡¡???????????????????
>>2766548
What number thread is this?
the 6th, 7th?
>>2767772
more like 5 billionth
>>2766548
Is Armstrong X Curry Mom the best crackship?
>>2768039
Porn of this when?
>>2768066
It's been a thing for a while.
>>2768099
Fantastic
Goodnight /sug/
Nighty night
Which gem would be the most fun to smoke a bowl with?
>>2769919
Amethyst
I'm feeling hype for the hiatus ending
But dread at the town bomb
>>2768099
why lawd? why?
pearl is literaly the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDw197CmI3o
>>2769919
Jasper
>>2769919
Amethyst, or even Garnet.
>Crystal Gems, I'm Homeworld
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>2772057
She would
Frankly I'm tired of all this gem shit, can't wait for the townie bomb.
>>2772071
>>2772037
Hi, Homeworld, I'm dad?
>>2772085
>Frankly I'm tired of all this gem shit
Fite me nigga (ง'̀-'́)ง
>>2772085
Well hello there Satan
>>2772057
Maiden of the war, with the toughest core
Cant't help but wonder if she'd follow what she swore
Stevidot
>>2772114
u wot
>>2772085
If Peridot and Lapis don't get involved, if Lapis doesn't deliver pizzas for Steven, I'm piss
>>2772114
Yeah, more Jaspernet!
http://kaceart.tumblr.com/post/144119904012/ze-pie-saidanything-major-lazer-light-it-up-is
>>2772111
>>2772114
>>2772114
Any one?
>>2772114
Literally N O T C A N O N
>>2772174
Best ship
>>2772114
>your ship will never be so shit that Word of god declares it non-canon
>>2772174
lion lickers > cookie cats
new ship:connie x kevin
what do lapis's feet feel like?
>>2772197
Nope
>>2772208
hands
>>2772206
Kevin wouldn't fall in love with a kid. That's illegal love
>>2772202
Keep it alive
Also, more Malandrite
>>2772197
That 14 year old Stevonnie faggot who asked him that must of been so please of herself.
>>2772212
that's pretty hot
>>2772204
Lion go home you're drunk
>>2772114
Cute
>>2772114
Cutest ship
>>2772208
Cant wait to see her in baseball gear
>>2772328
with SHOES
Has Beef been back since he said he was going to try writing again?
>>2772057
Morning, buddy. Hope you have a good day.
>>2772328
Can't wait to see her looking completely dejected in baseball gear.
>>2772328
Yes, she'll look adorable.
>>2772368
Fuck OFF.
Morning, /sug/. What's for breakfast?
>>2772328
i cant wait to see her and pearl act like humans. i wonder how pearl will hide her gem.
>>2772389
Chicken and chips, also lambrini
>>2772389
I haven't eaten yet. I was going to fap first because I have my priorities in order.
But I guess I can have the last two kolaches,
>>2772394
She'll wear one of these most likely
>>2772394
A baseball cap or helmet would cover it nicely.
>>2772389
popcorn and mini-wheats and peach juice and some m&ms
>>2772114
>>2772204
>>2772389
Anime
>>2772442
You can't eat anime.
>>2772452
>>2772389
This is what's for breakfast.
in all honesty,
does peridot have aspergers/social anxiety?
>>2772389
I had waffles and sausages and I don't feel satisfied
>>2772492
It's called gem autism anon, get yourself educated.
>>2772394
>i wonder how pearl will hide her gem
>>2772386
lapis will have to wear shoes like everyone else
>>2772506
Thank you, Anon, first time I've seen this
>>2772503
I need to learn about it so I can help our peri communicate
>>2772515
Stop trying to worsen her depression
Stevidot? Any one ?
>>2772535
die
>>2772492
Aspergers is shit autism, I have it and am social as fuck, only thing is the obsessions with shit such as this show.
>>2772538
Nope
Best fusion.
>>2766822
Pull up your skirt
>>2772528
she's depressed because she ISN'T wearing shoes anon
>>2772515
Zuke drew her with baseball gear barefoot
http://visualkid-n.deviantart.com/art/Fairy-Lapis-Lazuli-608156823
Much too large to post.
>>2772600
I hope she agrees to play on the one condition that she absolutely will not wear cleats.
>>2772600
Good god I love me some Lapis drawn by Zuke.
>>2772628
lappy feet vs poil feet
>>2772637
Lappy has better feet. Pearl's appearl is in her long slender legs.
I left that typo because I liked it.
>>2772208
what time does the episodes start GMT? Is it still 10:30pm?
>>2772492
stop
>>2772711
Have you got the other ones, too?
>>2772208
Water
>>2772544
is peri your favorite?
>>2772711
I'm still learning though
>>2772652
but poil has THE paddles
>>2772750
I want Pearl to go *plap plap plap* on my back with those paddles. Not even a foot fag.
>>2772739
Peri is indeed my favorite.
Monster with many arms, not staying at the barn.
I know they never meant any harm.
>>2772711
>"Peridot still has a lot to learn about our planet."
>"No I don't!"
>>2772760
Neither am I desu I just like them
real feet are terrible though
>>2772765
Armstrong is literally Centipeedle 2.0. Armstrongfags are memes who like a meme gem.
>>2772789
Except while Centipeetle has a chance of returning, Armstrong doesn't.
>>2772761
alright she's my waif though
>>2772797
Uh sorry pal.
I saw her first.
>>2772805
I saw here before that.
stay away
>>2772805
>>2772797
Guys, there's literally thousands of these girls. We can share.
>>2772815
We both know how this will end.
Steven running between us shouting stoooop
I drew the grandle jams
>>2772789
You're a meme gem.
>>2772846
Where's Steven?
>>2772846
>Draws The Crystal Gems
>Doesn't draw Steven
>>2772846
Great style.
Watermelons:
Build shrines to Baby Melon
Worship Malachite
Commit sacrifices
Clearly remember their maker
So, we saw that Steven turns out to be nearly-omnipresent creature capable of entering bodies of any of his subjects. And he has a whole tribe with a cult where he one of the key figures.
Will Steven be merciful and fair god?
>>2772857
>>2772859
I ran out of room.
>>2772846
I like it but where's Stephan?
>>2772857
Who cares?
>>2772875
I do!
>>2772865
Does this look like the face of mercy?
>>2772884
Yeah
It's like going to the zoo and wanting to look at the zookeeper
>>2772884
Are you an artist? If you think he's "boring" to draw, why not instead try to draw him in a different style?
And even then, there are people who like him and want to see fanart of him. Those people care.
>>2772865
No, he will command melons to kill and die in his name. He actually did this in that episode.
>>2772884
Without Steven you didn't draw the Crystal Gems, you just draw some Crystal Gems.
>>2772816
but our peri is special
>>2772824
likely
>>2772869
That's fair, no problem man.
>>2772884
Fuck off Watermelonfag.
>>2772816
One of a kind gem, anon
HERES YOUR STEPHEN
>>2772947
Thank you!
>>2772947
Gud,
now draw feminine Steven?
>>2772947
Aww, that's a good Steben.
>>2772908
Well I just don't like drawing him period because I dislike drawing characters I don't like.
>>2772947
That is one adorable Steven, fantastic job!
>>2772947
Noice
thank god nobody drew porn of watermelon dog yet
>>2772991
Somebody better draw Steven sticking his dick into this Watermelon dog's watermelon puffy vulva.
>>2773001
>Like, when he's in the dress?
No. Don't you fucking even.
>>2773001
>Like, when he's in the dress?
Yes, or in Rose's dress.
>>2773001
Yes, dress please
>>2773005
>puffy vulva
>>2773008
I'm not going to I was just asking
These synopsis should of been on the french site http://www.newsarama.com/29191-first-look-steven-universe-gets-in-too-deep.html
>>2773027
Oh you trickster you
>>2773008
What's wrong faggot, triggered?
>>2772805
>>2772506
Please do not upload to imgur, as it will fuck the images up super bad
>>2773040
[spoiler]LOL![/spoiler]
>>2772528
>>2773016
It makes me feel powerful as well.
>>2773045
What do I upload them to, then? I've got them all in a Dropbox folder, do you want me to share that folder here?
>>2772884
Fuck off you piece of shit
>>2773057
The feels?
>>2773037
Fuck Steven in a dress. He's male.
>>2773076
He can be whatever he wants to be.
>>2773057
>ilysm!
?
>>2773076
Is this a confession?
>>2773088
i love you so much
>>2773076
Pearl will.
post spicy gifs
Watermelon Anon leave! Steven wore a flower crown in the preview so it's time for you to leave
>>2773099
Ah.
>>2773099
Aw, I love you too.
>>2773109
I don't recall seeing this.
>tfw you'll never be able to afford these
>>2773108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPHHhbVE8HU
>>2773109
Not them but where I live, flower crowns are a part of our culture and everyone wears them on midsummer.
>>2772652
>untagged
go back and grabe the bigger image you piece of shit
>>2773122
good because they suck
>>2773138
It's the biggest version, cunt.
>>2773063
that sounds like a solution desu
Rebecca and Ian invite you over for dinner. When you get there, you hear some commotion in the kitchen. They're not sure how to properly cook a souffle, and they accidentally burned the cookbook. What do you do?
>>2773076
Well he is his own mom so...he can do what he wants
Why is garnets hair so hard to draw
>>2773158
>and they accidentally burned the cookbook
Order a pizza.
>>2773153
prove it you tosser
link it here
>>2773144
yeah, they suck you cock for you
>>2773155
Nah that isn't good enough to get me gone. They put it on him to sacrifice him.
>>2773171
Do it yourself you lazy shit.
So how can I start liking amethyst?
>>2773158
They obviously can't be trusted to cook anything, I'd cook for them instead.
>>2773164
Because squares aren't Doritos m9
>>2773185
Have taste
I finished all the Side-Ops in MGSV, what do I do now?
>>2773199
Play a better game than one made by a westaboo.
NEW THREAD WHERE
>>2773164
That's a cute meme.
>>2773198
But how.
It's the only gem I don't like.
>>2773155
I get the flowers and star, but why was posing like that part of the ritual too?
>>2773177
No they didn't.
They're worshiping his femininity. Girl power!
Now leave!
>>2772654
hah, annon you saved part of my filename. It makes me feel fuzzy in my feet.
>>2773156
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/4dal7lh7g3ok2x2/AAC63-aJ4NzbEaVmxzfYyvaFa?dl=0
Here's the folder.
fuck might as well start drawing too
>>2773223
Moar like dis
>>2773218
That's perfectly fine. She's often a bitch to everybody else.
>>2773240
Anybody taking requests or is this just a time to dump art we did do?
>>2773255
>>2773264
>showing underwear
Steven you slut
>>2773261
idk maybe, just drawing garnet atm
>>2773211
But I like this game.
>>2773199
Discuss how would a SU roguelike(or roguelite) work.
>>2773183
I can't, it's not tagged on tumblr
>>2773235
Thanks
>>2773364
It's probably a mix of both.
>>2773269
>implying he doesn't wear shorts under his skirt
>>2773364
When will Rose overtake Steven's body?
Who would want a backpack that shows off Steven's midriff?
>>2773333
I found it, you can too. Better get busy digging.
Maybe if you'd just asked nicely for the source in the first place instead of being a dick, I would have just linked it to you.
Fuck this queer dress shit, I'm going to bed. I'm not going to even be in this shithole of a fag general when the bomb drops. Fuck ya'll.
>>2773383
There's an AU where Rose takes over Steven's body like a parasite. It's really weird and strangely not meant to be satire.
>>2773393
Sweet dreams.
>>2773386
The design is pretty cool, but I think it would've been better if they just did the shirt design.
Having a whole section for the skin is weird. Is this official merch or fanmade?
>>2773393
I hope trip over a watermelon and die.
>>2773404
Show me
>>2773393
Love you, Watermelon Anon! Man, Steven is such a progressive main character! Girl power!!!
Would you?
>>2773309
a first person random generated map. all ascii. you can choose to play with garnet, amethyst or pearl. the map is a maze. is possessed by a corrupted gem and full of monsters. the goal of every level isd defeat the corrupted gem in the end
>>2773389
It was posted ~8 hours ago judging by the filename
It's not on the su, steven universe, stephen galaxy, yellow pearl, blue pearl, pearl tags, it's not properly tagged
>>2773432
Steven better be a playable character too.
>>2773422
Yeah, that design doesn't work for it. I still want a cheeseburger backpack though.
>>2773425
my glasses are like his (but black)
>>2773437
Not my problem. I, you, and everyone in this thread have access to the largest size. Because I posted it.
>>2773432
>first person
What?
>>2773393
Nigga its morning already
>>2773451
so now you're lying, too?
>>2773442
i don't know, what if he's missed in the maze and you have to find him?
>>2773453
I've done this before, the view is first person, the map is made with blocks of ascii animations, each block represents a hall, a turn or a dead end. works fine and is easy to generate random maps or make your own
>>2773469
I already told you it's the biggest version. Not continuing this any more.
>>2773480
So you're blatantly lying to a bunch of people on the internet
This is what you do on a daily basis or is it like a special occasion?
>>2772376
wat she looks like a man
>>2772174
Wut?
>>2773480
>lying
>on the internet
why?
>>2773499
Hm?
>>2772637
poil paddles are superior
>>2773480
>getting meme'd on by indexer
>lying to cover your ass
ayyyyy
This is a nice gem!
>>2773475
Like illuminascii?
>>2773508
how do they make you feel?
Indexer or anyone else, how do you get the highest quality image off of soup.io?
Do I have to remove something from the URL?
>>2773507
Is this how its might look, or similar, or is Steven not capable of fusing with gems yet?
>>2773057
what a crazy bitch
>>2773515
>nice
Well after spending some time together with Jasper, I'm not sure if she is a nice as she used to be
>>2773525
>or is Steven not capable of fusing with gems yet?
He haven't yet, no, but it's been hinted at that he can/will.
>>2773545
preceding _
whatever the fuck it's called
it's not a backspace i don't know why i typed in that
Look indexer, stop samefagging, ask nicely, and I'll post the link.
>>2773507
>Peridot and Steven is a really punky fusion
This does things for me
>>2773546
Indeed, but that is one of her attractive qualities
>>2773525
We just don't know, and the SU crew have never commented on it
>>2773570
Why would we believe you big liar?
>>2773589
Because, Indexer, it's the only way you're getting it.
>>2773576
>magic stuff
Kek
>>2773578
Attractive as a character. Not so much as a person/space-rock.
Reminder not to trust people who lie on the internet.
>>2773608
>>2773605
Well it's a good thing we're watching and talking about a character on a cartoon show then. Dumbass.
We did this.
>>2773602
I would have probably asked nicely until you started lying lmao
>>2773057
Now I'm imagining Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Steven all wearing Rose's dress.
>>2773605
Eh, there is pros and cons to every gem,
for instance, Amethyst is defective, Garnet is a fusion, Pearl is a Pearl, and we have no idea what Steven is
>>2773626
I'm so proud
>lying
>on the internet
>on 4chan
>on the /trash/ board
>on the STEVEN UNIVERSE GENERAL THREAD
>ABOUT IMAGE SIZE
This is the path you chose
>>2773626
Magnificent
>>2773633
>and we have no idea what Steven is
He's a human/Gem hybrid, the very first of his kind, and he still doesn't know who he is.
how does this make you feel, anon?
>>2773647
Oh MUM git da camrea, oh 420 nuscope BazIt M9, MLg Niggguuuuuuu
>>2773629
You've never done anything nicely in your life.
You also demanded I do your work for you (the only thing you're good for) and called me a piece of shit in your first response.
>>2773619
wew
Someone with "feminist" in their blog URL drew this.
The fusion has to be one of the main reasons I love this show
So much potential
>>2773659
Infinite possibilities
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS /sug/
WHY WOULD YOU LET SOMEONE *LIE* ON THE INTERNET
>>2773646
But I believe one day Steven can save the world.
>>2773655
He taught me how to stitch images using GIMP, I'd say that counts as "nice".
>>2773666
STAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
>checked
>>2773666
>>2773655
Yes because I didn't know you were a big fat liar
I would have called you that if I had known in advance
So whatever you post from now on, I don't even have to read, because it will probably be a giant lie you made up on the spot
Even if you could prove you didn't draw that image yourself I wouldn't care
>>2773674
He did it so he'd have less images to stitch.
>>2773659
Imagine this fusion having sex with Opal.
>>2773658
well it's pretty badly made.
I'm glad that nobody who makes real art is a feminist.
>>2773702
I like it, I think it's pretty good.
>>2773693
I did it because he asked and genuinely wanted to learn
Also because people that asked other people to stitch images are dumb, if the thread can have one less of that then i'm gonna do it so it doesn't keep happening in the future
Would Steven steal a runabout if no-one would ever know?
>>2773658
Having that on tumblr doesn't actually mean you are one. Its just a sign telling tumblrtards to 'move on' if there on one of there periodic purges of the site. Like reverse plague markings
>>2773720
I genuinely want you to ask me nicely.
HOLY SHIT GUYS
>>2773724
>So its a runabout then?
>NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
STEVEN FUSION WHEN
>>2773732
So you can lie to my face?
I'll pass
>>2773752
At this point I wouldn't object to him fusing with any Gem, just as long as it's proven that he actually can do it.
>>2773774
It would make sense for him to fuse with Amethyst, them both being Quartz.
Although for plot reasons, I imagine it'll be Pearl.
>>2773752
Same Old World
>>2773800
This a leak or a guess?
>>2773800
I wonder how Steven convinces her to live with him and what the CG think of it.
>>2773738
fatty
>>2773832
She realizes her home is with him now.
>>2773752
If a pink colored gem fuses with a pearl, then why are they black?
how do you guys find sources for fanart? It's such a pain when google brings up nothing. I use desustorage to find previous posts with the same image, but there are still a lot of images missing in the archvies.
>>2773888
They're not black, the artist just didn't draw with colours.
>>2773898
Tumblr, pixiv, and a little bit of deviantart.
>>2773861
hope there is some sort of emotional scene with this. Involving hugging at the very least
Rebecca and the rest of the crew have asked you to help with the next Steven Universe game! But they're just starting and haven't even thought of what it'll be yet, maybe you can help!
What are your ideas for the next SU video game?
>Greg on a roadtrip
had no idea how to do that one, anyway enjoy, i guess
>>2773946
Well this is Steven Universe. Wouldn't be complete without it.
>>2773948
Cuhrazy Character-Action Fighting game by Platinum.
When does steven stop being fat
[spoiler]When do I stop being fat[/spoiler]
>>2773965
Always this.
>>2773974
When he becomes a teen.
[spoiler]When you go to the gym.[/spoiler]
>>2773983
Good
[spoiler]but when does amethyst decide to stop being fat[/spoiler]
>>2774000
When she stops lusting for Steven's dick.
>>2773974
When you accept Jasper as your lord and savior.
>>2774005
Good
[spoiler]but when does steven give her the dick[/spoiler]
Also serious question do spoilers just don't work here or am I doing something wrong.
>>2773800
>>2773832
>>2773861
>Cluster dealt with for the moment
>Lapis regenerates
>Upset that she has nowhere to go
>Steven goes with her on a global adventure to find a place to call home
>We get to see more of Steven's world
>Lapis is just unimpressed but Steven's being hype and cute
>Ends with her deciding home is with Steven.
>But still, fuck the crystal gems, I'll live at the barn.
>>2774018
[spoiler]I guess not[/spoiler]
>>2773999
Should I be upset that I don't recognize teh spotted dinosaur, old lady or bird(?) at all?
>>2774018
When he's done giving Pearl the dick.
http://i.imgur.com/fiFqCZb.png
>>2774020
the barn is kind of shitty, I hope at very least she lives nearby like a beach house, near water.
Would you fug a chubby Ruby?
>>2774011
When she gets crushed or imprisoned in a bubble till end of season.
>>2774037
but unless the CG really hate her, which I doubt considering she helped them protect Peridot, I think she'll be welcome to live with them.
>>2774045
I wouldn't fug ANY Ruby.
>>2774036
Good
[spoiler]but after giving the dick to both of them will he decide to finally give it to connie[/spoiler]
[spoiler]or will he cuck her with lapis[/spoiler]
>>2774066
It's not going to come that easy.
>>2774048
hands off jasper, he's my fucktoy
>>2774053
>implying the baseball episode is about Onion and not Jasper
DELETE THIS
>>2773974
>When does steven stop being fat
Never, being chubby is a part of his cuteness
POST BEST GEM
>>2774084
Did you miss it? Jasper's not involved at all.
It's 5 homeworld Rubies.
>>2774093
New thread when.
>>2774134
250 images
>>2774097
>>2774084
>>2774097
Aye, apparently, according to some french site that uploaded a plot synopsis/preview thing.
That red pod in the Barn Mates clip? With the 5 eyes?
It's called a tracking VESSEL, not drone. Apparently there's a 5 Ruby team in it and they come out and end up being stupid enough to accept a baseball challenge somehow.
2 more days til the chances of pearl crying goes up 500%
2 more days until the flood gemdies and gemtlemen
betray your god's now.
>>2774238
>implying Pearl will die
>>2774249
i never said i wanted the pearl to die anon just feel real real bad. are you heartless?
>>2774259
No, but you are.
>>2774238
If she cries one single time this bomb I'm dropping the show.
Have you ever accidentally hit your balls with your thumb?
>>2774270
cant take the heat stay out of the kitchen crying is funny sugar said it herself.
>>2774269
the pic is related.
>>2774274
No?
Remember when we spent months thinking about Peridot in Canada? Remember when everyone began feeling sorry for the green alien invader after Joy Ride?
>>2774342
Well
I have
>Steven Floats
When full episodes be leaked?
>>2774366
>it's a clip show
>>2774343
around the time i started to find pearl disgusting what a coincidence.
>>2774378
2 DAYS
>>2774378
THU, MAY 12
6:00pm EST
>>2774378
May 21st or when someone is man enough to give misseps a fucking time warner cable account.
>>2774417
What are you trying to say?
>>2774430
>nothing relevent
>>2774500
>>2774522
What's the problem?
>>2774552
everything with wanting to fuck your surrogate child.
>>2774587
This.
You don't fug the people you raise.
>>2774603
Steven has raised the gems more than they have raised him
It's more like fucking your maid.
>>2774612
>Steven has raised the gems more than they have raised him
I want Lapis to bounce on my nuts...
>>2774603
But he can fuck peridot and lapis all he wants.
>>2774636
Steven is the true mom in that household.
>>2774650
That sounds painful. How would that even work
i want pearl to cut my guts open and staple them to a moving train
What time does the new episodes air specific to timezone? It says 7pm but 7pm what? EST? PST?
>>2774650
I want to bounce on hers.
>>2772208
Two-dimensional, like the rest of her.
>>2774664
est
>>2774675
stop posting worst gem. she already tried to drown steven and then vored him
>>2774650
I want Peridot to step on my nuts
>>2774684
that is 4 hours behind GMT correct?
>>2774651
Periven was shot down by Matt. Peridot is an adult gem.
>>2774716
>Matt
>>2774716
And?
>>2774719
You are literally raping him numerous times with this post. Please stop.
>>2774661
Poof her so whe she comes back she has a vagina, the proceed to let her ride me hard while going balls deep.
>>2774739
>Implying that men can be raped
>>2774716
It's funny because the content made for the ship was pretty inactive due to the hiatus and then Matt just sparked it up again.
What did I find /sug/?
>>2774753
That only works when there's a woman involved.
Unless you enjoy getting your ass violated by a bigger and stronger man then more power to you.
>>2774771
Some rocks
Which gem is the most epic?
>>2774771
Rocks.
>>2774753
>implying rape is real
>>2774787
Lapis.
>>2774771
a baby hand
>>2774771
Rocks
>>2774787
Pearl
Guys, what if the next SU game is a giant robot fighting game with each gem having their own robot?
Or just a Crazy Taxi ripoff, Simpsons did it and it was fun.
>>2774838
Name five vehicles for the crazy taxi ripoff.
Taking requests
>>2774858
PeriBot
PearlBot
Peridot's escape pod
The pizza car
Greg's van
Mayor Dewey's election van
Onion's moped
Steven's "spaceship"
http://lilboobiebutt.tumblr.com/post/144151293724
Rubies.
>>2774876
Draw a snake
>>2774858
Steven's shitty cardboard rocket, his bike, Greg's van, Gem Sloop, Lapis
>>2774876
greg and lion kissing or cuddling
All the people I follow are reblogging Pokemon.
I like Pokemon too, but I followed you niggers for SU art.
>>2774716
He never said anything about adult Steven x Peridot.
Do you have a waifu?
Is it a gem?
>>2774959
The First Boy is no cheatah.
What would Lapis and Peridot even do at the barn though, I mean besides fuck constantly.
>CAUSE I'M IN TOO DEEP
>AND I'M TRYING TO KEEP
>UP ABOVE IN MY HEAD
>INSTEAD OF GOING UNDER
>>2774876
Holo Pearl driving a txi through the roof of the Big Donut with a terrified Greg in the back seat.
>>2774989
Ja und Ja
>>2775018
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby
Do you, do you, do you, do you
Know what you're doing, doing, to me
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby
I wonder if they'll even leave at the end
>>2774989
Yes.
No. She's not SU related.
>>2774989
Yes.
Disco here.
Got a new thing for you. It was a small thing that became a semi big idea. So please enjoy.
>>2774996
Imagine "of mice and men"
With gems
>Of mice and gems
>>2774990
It's not cheating if it's polygamy.
>>2774990
The First boy is for everyone
>>2775054
Polygamy is the only way. The right way.
>>2775051
Peridot is Lennie?
>>2775050
How many ships has Steven sent to Malachite's locker?
>>2775112
As many as it takes. Gotta get the treasure off the island.
Pieces of eight! Pieces of eight! Pieces of eight!
>>2775107
Full pic where?
>>2775107
I would certainly advance on her if I was in Stevens position.
>>2774891
enjoy your snake anon
>>2775054
Fair enough.
>>2775201
Thanks anon, you're doing god's work.
>>2775164
Don't have it.
>>2775164
http://rule34-data-008.paheal.net/_images/b8f0f5182a1440f7ed5a58635068074a/1874202%20-%20Peridot%20Steven_Quartz_Universe%20Steven_Universe.png
>>2775327
They shouldn't be doing this.
>>2775500
And yet they are.
>>2775500
Okay, Matt
>>2775500
fuck off matt
Alex telling us which pokemon to fuck https://twitter.com/_AlexHirsch/status/730100302888607745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
>>2775530
Never knew he was into Poképhilia.
>>2775534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWTg1lEUKbU
>>2775534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3av59lPDX8
Oh yes, before I forget. Here is one I drew earlier after joking with a friend.
Hopefully when YD turns up next, she looks more like pic, and not that horribly done monstrosity that appeared for a few scenes.
That neck was something else.
>>2775024
Really good request, but i have no time right now so i'll write it down and do it tomorrow.
>>2774876
Jasper on a leash at YD's feet.
>>2775715
is her neck supposed to be that retardedly long or did somebody just completely fuck up the art for her like with Jasper in her first appearance?
>>2775774
I believe it was a fuck up.
Hopefully it is
>>2775774
Deliberate mate.
>>2775842
>the neck is part of her design
How did they fuck this up? Blue diamonds design was so good, then YD just comes in.
And I don't really like YD's eventual character, but that's mostly because I assume everyone knew how they wanted YD to react. I guess they couldn't please everyone.
>>2774430
they are trying to say they like big black cocks up their asses
So what are you gonna do in these last 2 days before hell breaks loose?
>>2776023
Play video games and watch anime. If I'm sick I'll be doing more of that.
>>2776023
uncharted 4
>>2775901
>And I don't really like YD's eventual character
well that was because aside from a slow ass bomb, she was powerless. Going back to Blue Diamond, she saw Garnet and immediately thought "shatter ruby" while Peridot was disrespecting Yellow Diamond and only until she was called a clod was any action put into place.
>>2776023
probably gonna keep practicing my drawing
and watch su alone
I don't have any offline friends
>>2776023
I'm going to rewatch SU and cry because there are zero chances I can date with a big strong muscle girl.
>>2776057
For me, it was her reaction to organic life. Namely; kill it.
I wanted her character to be something of a foil to the Crystal Gems to Steven, with YD trying to tempt him into joining her.
Which is not what they did with that character at all. They just went straight 'antagonist wants to kick shit'.
Which works I guess. Still, not what I like.
>>2776120
Woah, source please?
Why so dead?
>>2776336
calm before storm
>>2776336
>>2776370
>CTC мocквa
>>2776408
something wrong, anon?
>>2776120
YD doesn't know anything about Steven though and Homeworld gems have been nothing but dismissive of Earth.
>>2776370
OH SHIT NIGGAS.
New pokemon starters got revealed.
Who will the Gem's/Steven pick?
>>2776564
I love the way Greg turns into Amy @0:16
>>2776609
Anyone who doesn't pick the seal is a fucking faggot.
>>2776489
That's cute
>>2772114
I can dig it
Why do people even like Periven?
>>2776686
Why not?
>>2776643
but the fat owl has the color scheme of Poil
>>2776699
Because it's not C A N O N
I give up..
computer is not cooperating and I don't even know if I will be able to watch the show this week
>>2776760
If you got a (preferably) private TV you can always watch it that way.
Unless you want to watch it with other anons.
>>2776609
>mfw I keep seeing Pearl in the thumbnail for the one on top
>>2776718
That doesn't stop me
>>2775084
And then I get to tend the clust-
>>2776702
But the sea lion has the perfect nose for pearl.
>>2776793
Apparently there's a bird pokemon that looks more like pearl it has the same pink hair and white face
>>2776814
I'm getting a larger lapis vibe from the sea lion
>>2776823
>>2775534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-zjYEazCCs
>>2776645
you're cute, anon
So we are looking to have Lapis and Peridot living in beach city in the coming episodes. What human interaction with them would you want the most? Lapis helping greg with his car wash, Connie doing girly shopping with Peridot.
>>2776912
Sorry i'm 100% in it for the action and lore for the show.
I would consider some of those cutesy episodes but seeing Sadie's song just kinda proved how bad those can get unintentionally.
>>2776957
we're getting a whole bunch so we might as well speculate.
>>2776912
Peridot may make it a habit of going around town and fixing things to calm herself and keep her mind busy. The shear feeling of not doing anything will override her uncomfortable feelings of humans near her, she may not even just mind. Making upgrades to arcade or funland, even fix a toaster or two
Lapis may be at the car wash, washing and cleaning all the filth out of the cars and making them sparking clean, getting everyone to see her as a good person
Connie shopping to make peridot cute? ho boy, I cant see that going well
>>2776912
I have this weird feeling that "The New Lars" is going to be about Lars becoming smitten by Lapis, and him trying to better himself so she will find him desirable.
>>2776884
Aaww
>>2776957
Are you telling me you didn't like Log Date?
Would Steven suck her dick?
>>2775534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_13fW6KF0qU
>>2776912
>Lapis helping greg with his car wash, Connie doing girly shopping with Peridot.
>>2776609
Dog Bird Cat trio
Shame there's no reptiles this time around, guess I'm getting the cat.
Hopefully they don't fuck up the final evos.
>>2777036
>that didn't become canon
>Now there's one Steven floating in Malachite's shapeshifted organs.
>>2777073
got better ideas? Don't throw that edgy face at me
>>2777101
No i don't, but your ideas are just plain gay
>you will never rub your dick on Ruby's tight spats
>you will never feel her hot crystal crevice warm up your cock
>you will never hear her soft grunting and moaning as you thrust your crystal junk between her cheeks
>you will never groan as you ejaculate all over her back
>you will never pick her up and hold her to your chest as you both breathe heavily
>you will nuzzle your head into her hair as you whisper "I love you" into her ear
>you will never marry her 5 months later
>you will never have sapphire be the bridesmaid
>you will never rub it in her face for the rest of your life
Shitty drawfag taking requests.
>>2777142
Gay ideas for a gay show.
>>2777146
>Implying you can get past Sapphire's future vision
I'll keep deflecting your copy pastas mate.
>>2776957
>>2777073
You guys don't want some comfy SoL episodes after all the shit we've been through?
I kinda feel like we're gonna need them once In Too Deep is over.
We need some episodes returning to the status quo, but with the new additions of Lapis and Peridot.
Have them interacting with the humans, or finding out about corrupted gems and shit.
Really work into them being part of the norm rather than seperate new things.
Then we can have shit hit the fan again later, once we've gotten comfy with the new status quo.
>>2777146
Why live
>>2777176
Peridick
>>2775901
they didn't please anyone that was looking forward to a serious character. So far both her and Blue Diamond act like old racist grannies and our main cast is like "haha, suck it, authority!"
Which is really disappointing if they actually go through with that. I'm sure the Diamonds have a lot more complex motivations than what we've seen thus far.
>>2777176
Sapphire in a baseball outfit?
>>2777176
lion and greg kissing or cuddling
>>2777146
>not going with Sapphire instead, knowing she'll convince Ruby to join in anyway
>>2777019
How much would it cost to get peri to fix my toaster
>>2777176
This with Steven.
>>2777184
Don't bother, we got a bunch of edgelords that don't appreciate the balance the show has.
>>2777184
SoL episodes sorta lost their touch after Lapis and then eventually Peridot showing up.
People starting to call episodes that didn't really do anything like progress the plot or even touch on gem topics were called filler and i can kinda see why.
>>2777176
Jasper's dick bulging in bike shorts
>>2777202
Hopefully we get some more characterization for them.
Really, I think they will hindsight.
We are just in the worst place to make judgements, between the horribly ended season 2 and 3. If they really keep the diamonds as one note characters, I'll be surprised
>>2777184
Sadie's Song was supposed to be "comfy"
I don't want to take any chances
>>2776912
>Too short to ride
Peridot finds a way to get taller due to fustration of not being allowed on the roller coaster.
>Kiki's delivery service
Lapis helps kiki gets deliverys done in record time with her powers
>Greg the babysitter
He has to babysit Lapis and Peridot
>>2777285
I'm a fan of all of these.
>>2777176
Adult Steven waking up and finding out that his dick has been replaced by a tentacle dick interconnected with a vagina.
>>2777285
im okay with this
>>2777189
As it is wished for, so it shall be.
I just realized how many midgets are going to be on screen in Hit The Diamond.
Pearl and Lapis will be the only ones that are a reasonable height and even Lapis is probably barely scraping 5'.
>>2777285
>Lapis the angsty, terminally depressed and traumatized gem
>going around playing dress up and baseball and delivering pizzas
I love this.
Amber and her GF are dated for an AMA...
BUT NO SU QUESTIONS
I want to gush about her magnificent Jasper but
I find su to be a pretty conservative show desu
>>2777445
Doesn't that defeat the purpose of an AMA?
>>2777445
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>2777445
AMABSU
>>2777285
>Too short to ride
>Peridot finds a way to get taller due to fustration of not being allowed on the roller coaster.
Wait!
What if after she will not be allowed on a rollercoaster she starts missing her limb enhancers, and starts feeling useless.
She tries to make new limb enhancers and shenanigans ensues.
After that Steven will explain that she dont need enhancers to be useful - which will lead to discover PERIDOT'S WEAPON!
>>2777471
It leads to Lapis finding her limb enhancers which leads to Lapidot.
>>2777471
I can see that happening and I don't know if I like it.
>>2777442
here is your pizza. Enjoy it while you slowly come forward closer to your death.
>>2777471
Yeah I feel Peridot will get affected more for being short more than Connie or Steven would because of that very reason.
>>2777285
is this just speculation? I hope you're right.
>>2777445
>Makes an AMA
>Makes it on the SU Reddit
>"No SU questions please"
Someone just get her off the internet now.
>>2777513
yeah just a guess
>>2777176
Steven gets tickled.... TO DEATH.
>>2777252
>>2777283
Nightmare Hospital and Sadie's Song were decent enough.
The problem is that they came at a terrible time.
Those were the two episodes we got coming off of a fairly long hiatus, and the Gems don't show up in either of them.
That pissed people off the most about them really, that we waited so long and then there were no Gems at all besides Steven.
I think putting in some comfy SoL stuff this summer to start off the Summer of Steven will work well, especially now that we have Peridot and Lapis to punch new life into those episode formats.
>>2777530
I believe the AMA is on another subreddit, but I agree its stupid
>>2777445
>Amber and her GF
wait wat
>>2777493
This was a good hit. May be baseball help you to cope with pointlessness of your life.
>>2777445
this is gonna go like the woody harrelson ama isn't it
>>2777562
It's not stupid if it's an AMA about their webcomic, you idiot.
>>2777463
their AMA is for a webcomic, unrelated to Amber Roger's job
>>2777547
I have way more then just that to dislike Sadie's song.
But they just need to know when to time it, and what to put in it.
That Crossdressing shit caused a shitstorm due to tumblr and how overly out of place it was, even for Steven.
>>2777569
Amber is a LESBIAN! Please don't let that explode your brain, because ZUKE is also a LESBIAN
I'll give you a minute
So will the usual people be streaming the new SU ep-s ?
Would any fusion with Pearl unfuse if the fusion attempted to eat?
>>2777621
And to clarify, amber's GF Shelby works on neokosmos with her
>>2777642
last time I used a MLP livestream, it was the best quality I could find.
>>2776120
>>2777202
YD and her faction seemed fond of simple brute force even before her debut. She rigged up the big smashy cluster, sent a big smashy eye, then a big smashy Jasper, now another big smashy eye filled with little smashy Rubies, and even her technician shows a preference for big smashy robots. I don't think she's dumb or anything, but I get the feeling she just likes to get shit done with no games.
If we get someone trying to tempt Steven away its more likely to be Blue, White, or one of their gems. We already saw Lapis give it a try once.
>>2777606
crossdressing ending was only controversial on /sug/, because they're a bunch of prissy faggots that jitter at the thought of the tumblr boogeyman.
Ignoring the shitty sjw blogs on tumblr, most of the art of Steven in a dress was pretty cute
Dou Hong was a character/prop designer on the show, he made pic related but admits it's rough
http://dou-hong.tumblr.com/post/105215244810/size-chart-of-all-the-gems-so-far-this-is-a
>>2777717
He's always pretty cute.
Peri get
>>2777770
Why didn't you give us a heads up you asshole
>>2777212
"I know every move you're going to make before you make it. Therefore, in every possible reality, I win. This was fun, we should play again sometime."
>>2777746
This looks right. Lapis is starkly taller than peridot in the leaked barn mates clip
>>2777717
Sugar has declared war on masculinity.
>>2777717
Yeah they just really need to watch what they put in for the human-esc episodes so nothing like that happens again or the hate for non-plot episodes will grow.
>>2777690
Plz do :D
And as an incentive I will offer this peri , I hope you find it tantalizing
>>2777698
YD was always hyped to be the big threat, which is why I wanted her to be the intelligent one. So long as we have that kind of character in SU I'm fine with it really.
>>2777698
>big smashy Jasper and little smashy rubies
How QT
>>2777854
Is rose going to kill herself, again?
>>2777803
Thanks mate.
Reminder that /sug/ is dead to me. I used to love this place.
I hope there'll be more moments of Steven being cool.
>>2777939
Forgot pic
>>2777939
>>2777975
Two Faggots raiding another general*
>>2777861
That is a tantalizing peri
>>2777939
/sug/ isn't dead idiot. This is /TrashSUG/. Only when on /co/ do we get the regulars that make us /sug/,
>>2777863
She's the big threat right now, but with yellow being the common/cheap color I doubt she's supposed to be THE big threat.
Did any of the gems laugh at peridot for being short? All I remember is Steven going "uguu~"
We know Lapis won't care, at least immediately. Too dead inside. Hopefully Jasper will pick up the slack and do some bullying
>>2777917
>>2778093
It was at that moment I knew, Peridot was getting redeemed.
Disco here.
I am willing to try to draw something for you guys. If you want.
>>2778102
>>2778126
Draw /tlhg/ kicking /sug/'s ass.
>>2778126
I want to see you do all the characters eventually
Jasper now? Maybe giving a goofy grin
>>2778093
I want that LADY to step on me and smack my face with her handleg
>>2778093
>the fetish fusion
>>2778126
Ruby in pic related post?
>>2777512
>She's at least 5'5
Oh my, she's bigger than me but so small compared to Jaspy.
Oh my.
>>2778213
Don't do the /tlg/ kicking /sug's/ ass one, you might be new, but that picture will only invite drama.
>>2778213
This >>2778259
It was just a shitpost, don't take it too seriously.
>>2778259
oh, sorry, thought it was just being playful.
I knew nothing about a feud.
>>2778259
But you guys deserve it. Ruining a thread is over a GET is retarded.
>>2778285
It's alright m8
>>2778286
Literally 1 guy who both generals agreed to exile was trashing both threads.
I bet it's you.
>>2778275
>Implying i'm not serious
>>2778297
well if it's gonna cause trouble I will try to do the jasper one next.
I've never drawn her. That hair is intimidating.
Hope it turns out good.
>>2778093
Can't wait for the 1080p WEB-DL for screenshotting purposes. Malachite is very photo-worthy
>>2778334
No pressure. Get some practice sketches out of you need to
>>2778093
I love Mally's "feet".
>when u need to squash a bug but all u have is a lapis lazuli
>>2778399
>Mally
How cute
>>2778434
Malaqt.
>>2778409
>when you need to wipe your ass but all you have is a lapis lazuli
>>2778468
>wiping your ass with a shit
>>2778559
edgy as fuq m9
>>2777493
>>2778623
Here's your pizza. Enjoy it while you slowly cum to death.
>>2778623
>>2778653
That's some good pizza
>>2778653
Now that's a pizza I could enjoy
>the gems have hips, asses, busts, lashes, feminine voices
They have are not Barbie dolls under their appearance modifiers, there is no doubt
>>2777975
What a couple of assholes.
>>2778623
I bet she put anchovies to those pizzas.
>>2778820
Wat?
Hey mateys, just wanted to let you guys know that my GF is feeling much better and made something very special for all of you peridot lovers
http://imgur.com/a/5UW6z
Basically its a Peridot dating thingy, staring 10 different colored (yes i know) Peridots, with different personalities and such.
Which Peridot would you date and why.
Also she will be taking requests later on tonight, so be patient mates.
Also i am working on a Stevidot smutt fic for celebration of the release of in to deep this may 12th, I will post it when its done.
hope you guys are having a great day today!
>>2778841
Lapis is the mascot for fish stew pizza cuz her pussy stanks of dead fish
>>2778864
Thanks man, you and your GF are the best
>>2778864
I like the purple one.
Glad to hear she's feeling better AND you're writing again, Beef.
>>2778932
>I HATE THAT QUARTZ!
>>2778897
Thanks man, maybe during these new episodes i could write some more fics based off the new episodes and junk.
Sounds really fun.
Also thanks mate, its always nice to hear from you Lapis Friend
>>2778887
Your to kind my friend
>>2778932
I want a Jasper/Ame hedgehog battle
>BEHOLD
>>2779009
>LOOK OVER THERE
>>2778855
I mean
THEY GOT TIDDIES
And varguba
>>2778971
Just take it slow this time, yeah? You were writing several fics a day for weeks before, probably burned yourself out.
>>2779079
Thats why i took a break, i was wearing myself down to much.
Hell this Stevidot fic is taking more than a day to write because of how difficult it is to get into my usual motions because of busyness,
If i get back into writing, i might cut myself down to 1-2 fics every 2 or 3 days if i must.
But yea, its nice to write again and see if the break helped.
>>2777183
Ruby and Pearl did
Here you go jasper funny face requester.
Hair wasn't as bad as I thought. Just need to get some muscle memory.
Post comics
New thread when?
Dump memes
>>2779128
lol it's cute
I wonder who's desk that is
>>2779117
delete this
>>2779009
>Peridot, pick up that destabilzer and slowly, carefully now... AGITATE THE HELL OUT THIS CLUSTER
Lapis x pic related when
>>2779155
Haha what's the context here
>>2779173
Context is for nerds
>>2779173
Lapis addicted to pants.
I thought she was wearing pants full of water before I read that.
>>2779128
too qt
New