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ERP thread.
"Eating" your vegetables edition.

Previous thread:
>>2748398
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First for sleep!
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Second for Chiaki is very thick and plump in the rear!
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Third for cocks!
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- HG
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>>2751275
>By Chiaki's request, Asellus returns to her slumber, holding onto a pillow for good measure.
("Her pettings... where nice... it feels good to be pet on my head...")
>>2751283
I know I should, but it just keeps on crawling back to me... like a cockroach. But Jiro, i'll take your advice and just let my present decide who I am. Not my past.
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>>2751376
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>>2751354
>Jun begins to sniffles softly; his face pressing further into you.
It's not the same! I-I want to bear the child for the man I love myself!

>>2751384
(Is that a way mister >>2750175)
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>>2751355
(It's not that I couldn't or wouldn't, especially with the right hook, it's just I feel like the threads aren't really conducive to long term RP.)
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>Does the fuck at everyone
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>>2751405
They're saying hey to us. With yaoi, no less.
I approve.
>>2751384
Hey, tribs. Sup?
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Nth for no ERP mommy but at least my daddy Dark Souls 3 keeps me company
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>>2751417
>reciprocates whilst kick flipping
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>>2751297
Smart...phone...? I don't understand, anonymous. How could an inanimate object have a degree of intelligence?

>>2751324
>the beast sidled his body close to her, letting her use his body as a resting place for the night as he placed an arm around her and laid his tail across her body for added warmth. As he watched her slowly drift off into sleep, he found himself involuntarily yawning, his bestial jaw stretching out as he did so. He smacked his lips and placed his head down so he too could drift off into slumber.

I do hope you'll sleep well, friend Chara.

>>2751346
Humans are essentially good? You say such things with such confidence in a place such as this.

>>2751353
Relax, friend anonymous. Your mind is scatted and your emotions are frayed by your nightmare. Ease your spirits, take a few deep breaths, find a thought to anchor yourself in the torrential hurricane that is your current state and find your way back to yourself. Listen to this if it'll help you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNz9yn8YRL8


>>2751388
Good good. Concern yourself with the future and the now. Memories do have an unfortunate habit of haunting us like ghosts, but we have the power to turn away.

(I'll be heading off now, thread. It's getting late and I would like to get a few things done before I turn in. Good night, everyone!)
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>>2751416
That's not wrong, but there has been some really entertaining ones that have happened here.
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>>2751426
Fuck off DMG
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>>2751438
Here, I'll show you.
>Anon pulls out his smartphone and starts paging through the home screens
See? It has 'apps' that do...stuff.
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>>2751417
(Ducks out of the way)

>>2751418
(O-oh... My bad.)
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>>2751382
Perfume? No more than any other woman does. Perhaps less, actually.
>The Sorceress gives a sheepish grin as she wraps her arm under her bust, and rests her other elbow in her palm. Her fingers trace from just below her ear, down along her neck, until her hand curls in, framing her valley in that posture. She tilts her head, and leaves her lips parted as she glances up, her tongue drifting along her bottom lip as she muses.
I can't imagine what's throwing you off. Perhaps you are occupied with some lecherous fantasy, that could be it, yes.
>She tilts her head back down, and meet his eyes: the sheepishness relents from her grin, and her lips curl to a coy twist.
Do you think that's it?
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>>2751269 (Sorceress)
>The gentle, steady beginnings of their lovemaking where no less stimulating to the anon, his breaths hot and heavy against her moving body. For now, he was content to sit back and bask in the feeling of the magician's vaginal walls ravenously slipping around his cock. The sight of the beautiful woman he was making love with only served to fuel his arousal and enhance the experience further. Up and down she slides, each exit exposing his glistening erection to the open air and every entrance engulfing it with the moist, fleshy warmth within her.
Ah, Sorceress...
>His arm wanders from her lower torso, inadvertently contacting her breasts, still contained barely in the magician's dress. He draws the arm upwards along the cleavage, allowing his hand to carefully cup the flesh beneath the velvet fabric. With her bouncing and his tender grip, the gown restraining her mammaries gradually loosens its purchase...
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>>2751435
>Steals your potatoes
>>2751451
Ducks huh?
>Unzips duck
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>>2751438
I'll be sure to look ahead of the future, and focus on the now. You have my word Jiro.
(Night to ya)
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nth for lazyposting.
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>>2751169
N-no, master. I just wanted to keep making you feel good...

>She gently presses up to kiss the underside of his shaft near the base, fairly certain he won't mind the action.

>>2751177
>Shantae blinked, surprised, but doesn't resist the kiss, quietly accepting and even seeming to enjoy it, her hands gently pulling him closer. She had half a mind to squeeze his butt too, but thought better of it.

>>2751269
>Shantae tries to deepen the kiss, her tongue playfully wrestling with the Sorceress' as the half-genie opens her lips acceptively for the wet muscle, feeling a thrill going through her at the brief moan before the Sorceress pulled away, leaving her panting and wanting.

>She didn't respond to the Sorceress' tease, too torn on if she wanted to hold on or let the teasing end, but all thought froze as she felt those fingers sliding gently down her stomach, and her back, causing her body to freeze as well, without even a single desperate wriggle - though the Sorceress could clearly hear her lustful panting.

I...I'm sorry, I can't...I need you so much...

>>2751291
>She could clearly smell Shantae's desire, the half-genie biting her lip in embarrassment at what she took to be a teasingly admonishing gaze - though she had difficulty holding back a moan as she was teased through the fabric. As her pants and panties were pulled down (with no small amount of helpful wriggling), her scent could more clearly be smelt, the half-genie willingly opening up her legs, aroused beyond belief, her heart pounding as Serenity's eyes remained locked with hers and how she swayed....

N-now, I haven't experienced this in a while either, so - ooh~

>She let out a pleased sound, clearly enjoying that first kiss, the sound turning into a cry as the tongue began to tease along her folds. And as the powerful muscle began to press into her so quickly, Serenity could see her eyes glaze over as she moaned lovingly.

>>2751321
(Oooh! Remind me to try that with you sometime.)
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>>2751471
But I am but poor potato farmer, send futa daughter to America to dick for proper fortune! Please give goat or chicken for my bounty!
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>>2751490
Go to bed.
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>>2751490
nth for funposting with lazy people
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>>2751438
Shit. Later, furball. Thanks.
>He draws in the air with the cherry of his smoke, haphazard lines and patterns like runes from lost magick.
Sorry, I need some smashing shit music right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrMBrYH7i7I
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>>2751513
Go to work.
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>>2751471
Aw it's so small and cute~
>The boy snickers aloud.

>>2751493
>The small mouth of the boy continues to press against yours as his silken tongue presses against and makes it's way through your lips letting out a soft delicate little moan as his mind goes to a blank.
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>>2751530
Mean
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>>2751490
>>2751513
Go to sleep
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CADILLAC CADILLAC TAKE ME HOME
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>>2751505
You're not understanding the concept of stealing are you?
>>2751538
I-its not small!
It's big and a destroyer of world's!
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>>2751493
>Anon rubs the wet shaft of his cock side to side across Shantae's face.
Oooooh, is this what you want?
>He gently slaps her with his cock a couple times.
You haven't earned that yet.
>Anon tugs on her hair to open her mouth and presses both of his balls into her mouth, making her mouth quite full.
Suck.
>Anon orders as he strokes his cock with his hand. Obviously with his balls in her mouth, his cock and his hand are rubbing against her face, and take up the majority of what her eyes can see.
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>>2751438
I say it with confidence because of experience. I guess we'll discuss it later. Goodnight, Jiro!

>>2751440
(Well for what it's worth I maintain a continuity with each of my characters, if not long-term RPs. What happens in one RP affects another, things are referenced, etc. etc. I wouldn't be averse to it if you have any ideas, but again I prefer e-mail for it!)

>>2751552
Cute robot poster.
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>>2751405
>The man rubs juns head,he could feel his pain and wanted to make it go away.

Jeez kid,your gonna get my shirt wet if you keep up with the waterworks.
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>>2751552
>>2751490
Fine, just kiss each other then. Just a little. A peck on the cheek will do.
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>>2751416
see now that ass is what i was talkin about
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>>2751456
>He watches her moves, biting his lips at how fluid and sultry they are. Blushing while looking to a side then back at her, her bosom catching his attention for seconds until she finishes speaking. His tongue moisten his lips as he walks closer to her, being at some inches from her face and tilting his head the same direction like her.
Fantasy? Does fucking you counts as one? Because if that is a fantasy then I'm going to make it real, in this moment.
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>>2751493
>reveling in the sight of your lustful expressions, her tongue starts to move inside you. More than merely pumping back and forth, dragging across your inner walls, it also twists from side to side, lapping in waves all the while. A hand joins her mouth at your groin, teasing at your throbbing clit with several fingers. As your groans grow in volume, her speed and vigor increase, frantically working you into a lather as you squirm around her muscle.
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>>2751513
Funposting with robotposters.

>>2751600
You go first.
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>>2751563
>Smashes you across the face with a guitar, somewhat pleased by the sound of collapsing wood, shattered jaw, and bloodied Strayan.
Sup Izzie?
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>>2751572
Cute singer poster.

>>2751600
Maybe if you actually put out tomorrow bitch

>>2751626
Funposting with friends is fun
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>>2751563
I understand concept of butt pirate, and I plunder your bowels if no other pay you have. Will have to do for now, yes?
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>>2751609
(Immmage)
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>>2751626
>>2751640
Rude! Can't even kiss each other? What kinda bros are you?
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>>2751456
>>2751466
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>>2751603
It's Miku's secret weapon. Just because my chest is a bit small they expect a small bottom, then BAM~

>>2751640
i believe you mean "Cute butt poster"
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>>2751635
Well you just fucking hit me so...not well.
>>2751646
A-Are you threatening to rape me?
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>>2751563
If those worlds are a child's school project of the solar system then that could destroy them otherwise no way~

>>2751578
I-i can never get with the one I love because I'm a guy... I try so hard not stopping at all in an attempt to become a girl but nothing works.
>The boy moves away and stares up at the anon as tears come streaming down his face from the eyes that look like shattered glass.
I try and try but I can't do anything... My love won''t be returned in the same way as I give...
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>>2751640
Mmhm.
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>>2751675
Is no rape, is like, you owe pay, I take what is owed, barter economy, I say what is worth potato. I feel your rear is worth, yes? If you do not think so, return potato, is simple!
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>>2751466
>The Sorceress arches back against him, with a whimper collecting in her throat as he cups along her mounds. A momentary pause seizes her lips, and she buries her face against his neck as the lacy fabric clings against the gentle wobble along her breasts. Its rasp teases over her nipples, long since tented against the fabric, before it finally slips down. Throughout, her pace builds up, until she withdraws a scant portion of his shaft out from her, the most their posture can allow. A shuddering breath follows as she glides along his shaft, and she presses back with a vigor to her kisses along his neck.
>Her lips slide up as she plants her lips in hungry bursts against him, until her breath flows behind his ear. She moans out, and squeezes around his girth before she adjust with a gentle swirl at her waist. Back down from his ear she comes, with the angle jabbing up toward her belly as she bounces. His fingers linger so far from her buds, singing out at the air kissing them, and so she reaches up to guide his touch there. Panting and breathless, she swallows, before her lips fall open.
Perhaps...you can take this pace over..? Unless my riding really does please you so...
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>>2751675
You're a tribute, you fucks are hard to kill if nothing else. Other than getting your nugget smashed, how's shit?
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>>2751493
Well past that point, then..? We can have that bath later, then.
>The Sorceress presses her touches with a delicate firmness, until her fingertips stroke that thin fabric along Shantae's nub. Her hand, placed along the genie's crevice, sinks further, and she gasps out as their mounds squish in a tight embrace. A deep breath precedes her digits' glide down to swirl around Shantae's entrance, again with that fabric between flesh. Its gentle kiss tingles along the Sorceress' skin, and her lips stretch open from that gentle smile to a bright grin. She tilts her head to the side, and blows along Shantae's jawline, up to the ear she neglected earlier.
Or, perhaps, are you thinking of bathing in a different way? Have I really treated you so well?
>A breathy giggle spills out of her, before she brushes her lips along the stiff curl of Shantae's ear. Up to the point tip she glides, and then flicks her tongue back along the same line. At the lobe, she opens her lips, and admits that bit between for a slow, soft suckle. Her front-oriented hand glides, teasing brushes avoiding the genie's bud more often than it knocks along it. Yet, she drinks in the moist heat radiant from that sensitive region, and squeezes her thighs together, holding back a humming moan at the buzz working along her own lips.

>>2751606
>The Sorceress releases her bust from its entrapment below, and lets her hand fall from her neck. Both her arms ride up along his, as she tilts her head the other way, and leans in. Her mouth hovers by his ear as her mound press in against his firm chest, and his heat works through her gown as she closes her eyes. A sigh falls from her lips, before she clicks her tongue with a gentle snap, and grips his shoulders with a dainty grasp.
If it's reality, it's no longer fantasy, and I much prefer that. The only question remains: how do you intend on doing the act? Do I bend over for you, and present myself as a wanton mess? Or will we be delicate?
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>>2751674
A cunning strategy, especially with panties that look like they're a size too small like that.
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>>2751674
I'd say 'lewd butt poster' before cute with images like that

>>2751659
Back in your fujoshi hut yuruposter
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>>2751674
I want to hotdog those buns
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>>2751681
>The duck starts crying
You know he has feeling too... That's just mean what you said.
>>2751700
I have a better idea!
>Throws down a smoke bomb
>Gets the fuck outta there
>>2751706
Yeah I know I'm hard to kill... I've been trying to kill myself for months to no avail.
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Nth for hot chicken breast
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>>2751719
I rigged the hut so I could have solitude, no one's allowed inside.
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>>2751728
I will find you Izaya

And I will duck you.
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>>2751712
A Master bought me those.

I'm Master-less now.

Hopefully future ones take the hint~

>>2751659
I'm with this genius anon, why aren't you two smashing lips yet?

>>2751719
Is this cute enough for you?

>>2751727
I'm not taking smokey links tonight~
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>>2751742
>tfw senpai kicks me out of the fujoshi hut.
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>>2751728
>Pets the duck to make it go quack and be happy.

>>2751749
(Duck him in the quackers?)
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>>2751728
This may be the first time you've ever heard this sincerely on the internet but don't kill yourself.
Shit's more interesting knowing you're out there getting into trouble.
Anything new in the games? I cbf to lurk those autists anymore.
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>>2751759
>I'm with this genius anon, why aren't you two smashing lips yet?
I always knew you were cool.

Soon. Soon. I've been scheming.
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>>2751324
I'll show you~!

>You both soon arrive at her quiet little home, you step up to the porch and see various video game charms hanging around like windchimes. She opens the door and takes you inside, and then turns left to the kitchen, she has a pretty standard kitchen, having the basics down plus a bit more. She places the cake on the table, and reaches up in the cabinets for two plates.

Mm~ I can't wait~ It looks so yummy~

>>2751388
(Ah! I'm so sorry! I got very very distracted!!!)

>She coos you back to sleep, and then once you're good enough, her eyes widen again, your wonderful body looking incredible and tempting
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>>2751777
>>2751759
>
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>>2751767
>a large, rough hand suddenly covers your mouth from behind, gruffly pulling you back into a strong, muscular body. A large erection presses against your backside, and a sinister voice speaks cooly

Why, hello there little trap. You're not fooling me, not today. I'm taking that sweet ass of yours for my own, at least for the next 15 minutes or so.
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>>2751742
Make her take a bath before you let her back in. That fujo stank is rank.
(Sorry again about not making it for the party with Solaire, but I feel better now and it was fun reading your work as always)

>>2751759
Much cuter, though still quite lewd
And don't encourage her

>>2751760
Maybe if you cleaned up your BL manga once in awhile she'd be nicer
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>>2751681
>The man looks away slightly,the pain written on juns face was too much to handle and he felt like he might cry too.

C-come on kid,your bringing me down.

Is their anything i can do to cheer you up?
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>>2751222
W-why does everyone always tease me so much!?
>>2751270
Ooh... Oh man.
>She feels a bit bad at how rough Samson is being, so she decides to do something pleasing for the boy, lowering her mouth onto his cute little penis, almost unable to take it seriously with how small it is and flicking her tongue around on the tip.
>>2751276
Well...
>Her eyes are drawn all over her, tracing every curve before looking up and matching her gaze
Well... some people did tell me one of the better ways to get what I want is make the other person give me it by force... but that seems kind of mean. M-maybe we could make some kind of deal?
>She awkwardly grabs the buxom woman's rear, thin cloth leaving little between her fingers and her firm ass
Y-yeah, how do you like that?
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>>2751771
I'm in the same boat.
It's just kinda dull recently.
Either that or drama. Recently I got accused of shitposting for Hoshi and they were dead set convinced that I couldn't just shitpost for something to do.
They take it all way to seriously to the point it just isn't that fun.
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>>2751538
>Shantae's eyes began to close, and she began to gently tease his tongue with her own, enjoying the kiss from this cute boy and his little moans, giving his rear a gentle squeeze.

>>2751564
>She actually seems to enjoy him rubbing his shaft against her face, but let out a surprised eep as he began slapping her with the hard organ - though she almost giggled about how it felt almost like getting hit with a sausage. Closing her eyes, she took his balls into her mouth, sucking on them carefully - she didn't seem to experienced at this, but was obviously trying.

>>2751609
>Shantae was definitely enjoying herself, her lover's tongue having a dexterity that she had never felt before. Her gasps turned to moans, and her moans grew longer and louder, until by the time they began to reach the crescendo she had begun to simply cry out in pleasure.

Serenity~! Serenityyy~!

>She moaned lovingly, her legs gently wrapping around the succubus' head, her legs quivering with each tease of her clit and stroke of her long tongue.

>>2751708
>Shantae grew increasingly, joyously frustrated, as she was teased more and more, but not enough to achieve any sort of release, dancing on the edge of greater pleasure. She let out a happy sigh that turned into a cry as her clit was gently teased, pressing her chest forward to press their breasts against each other again, trying to find an outlet for her desire and a way to return her feelings. Despite this, she froze as her jawline and ear were teased so gently, and she couldn't help but relax under the Sorceress' attentions again, a little dazed from all the pleasure.

Ah-um, a d-different way? I uh...if its with you - mhmmm~!

>She shivered as the magic user's tongue flickered out, enjoying how her earlobe was gently suckled, soft cries escaping her lips as the Sorceress' lips kept her entranced. But down below, she began to buck her hips up, trying to force the Sorceress' fingers to rub against her properly, obviously desiring her.
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>>2751788
(I am way too nice to you... but I guess it's okay. This is the last post for tonight anyways.)

>Asellus just started to mumble something in her sleep... even though she was sightly drooling a bit.
Cus...tard...
>She then turns over to her side, sleeping soundly.
>>2751794
I must say, you're having... an interesting time.
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>>2751708
>The male sighs as she grips on his shoulder and press her mounds against him. His heart beating echoing through his chest. His mind was getting dizzy, not thinking straight so much than before. His hands went towards her arms,then slides down towards her hips and grips on them. He pulled back to meet her eyes with his black ones and grins.
I will say.. Delicate at first.. Then I want to see you like a wanton mess later.. Is that clear? You don't mind some foreplay right?
>He asked with a smile before leaning and pressing his lips against hers for a few seconds, testing the softness of them before pull back to hear her answer.
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>>2751829
...you tell me.
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>>2751829
(Mmm~ I'm so sorry~ I will be back tommorow just for you <3)
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>>2751811
>pressing those fingers more firmly with obvious intent against her vulva through her panties, grinding and rubbing in roughly an oval shape
Well, what would you prefer? I'd happily keep teasing you, but, well...
>shuffling his hips beneath her as she's still seated on his lap, his erection grinding into her ass a bit
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>>2751777
Keep fighting the good fight, cute yuruposter. I'm rooting for you~

>>2751799
>She idly kicked her own BL manga beneath her bed while whistling
Cute -and- lewd is a powerful combination.
And I really should collaborate with yuruposter to get you and tetoanon doing things.
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>>2751817
That's their strength and their weakness, I guess. They take it seriously enough that the games have a sense of validity but it also backfires on them.
They're good folks but they'll go from happily buzzing honeybees to pissed-the-fuck-off hornets at the drop of a hat. Neutrality is not an option, you have to take a side or you'll be assigned one.
You need a break, ya kangaroo fucker.
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>>2751844
Well, i'm going to sleep now. Take care with your antics and what not.
>>2751851
(Y-You don't need to do that y'know... but thank you. Night to ya)
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>>2751857
>An ally in fujo crime.
>mfw
Now if only senpai would let me back into the fujoshi hut.
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>>2751703
>The hand tracing her hips caresses her further as their pace improves ever so slightly, the pair's lust creating a great need to be fulfilled. As she redoubles her flurry of kisses along his collar, he fondles her breast with his hand in kind, suspending the newly-freed cleavage with his arm. Fingers dig deftly into the flesh of her mammary, cradling and working the breast with swirling, spidery movements.
>As her effort reaches a peak, she slows to a stop, leaving herself as least penetrated she can manage in the position. The anon clears the fog from his head at her suggestion, and he quickly deduces a solution.
I think-... I can offer better. If you could turn around... we'll make a better position.
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>>2751866
(<3 Sleep well~!)
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>>2751444
>implying I would post as anon
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>>2751817
Anything i can do to spice the games up izaya
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>>2751861
Need a drink of bleach more like it.
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>>2751866
Rest easy... I know I won't be able to.
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>>2751876
Killing yourself could work.
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>>2751798
W-what!? Wait no!
>The boy struggles and tries to get away.

>>2751805
I... I don't know...
>The boy wipes away his tears.
I should be good in a bit though~

>>2751811
>The small boy lets out incredibly loud moans as the women begins to play with his member; his body almost convulsing as his tight hole becomes incredibly loose around the tentacle and his mouth opening much wider as more drool leaks out of it.

>>2751823
>The small boy's silken tongue continues to travel around her delicate and soft mouth as they pulls you into an even tighter embrace squeezing your breasts on his chest as his leg gently rubs against her nether region.
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>>2751823
>as you reach a fever pitch, bucking wildly against her face, an idea blossoms in her mind to send you into a mind bending orgasm. A second tongue snakes out of her mouth, darting toward your groin. However, rather than join its companion, it aims lower, finding the backdoor to your nethers, quickly slipping inside. It mirrors the movements of the muscle lodged deep within your folds, pressing towards it, massaging your sensitive innards from both sides. All the while, her eyes never leave yours, silently urging you deeper into your writhing pleasure.
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>>2751888
Besides suicide.
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>>2751889
(">The boy" was used too much again AH!)
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>>2751874
It would make my life happier to think every anon is DMG.
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>>2751883
Ah, immediately back to the memes. Have you ever considered what if -and stay with me on this one- just WHAT IF there were more to life than dank maymays?
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>>2751898
>issues you a warning citation
I'll let it slide this time, Miss, but please ERP more carefully in the future.
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>>2751823
>Anon is used to a harder, more confident suction from experienced partners, but her gentleness is surprisingly pleasant, both more surprising and more pleasant than he expected. Anon strokes faster, the knuckles of his hand flicking her nose with each pass. Anon lets out a satisfied sigh, and she can feel his balls tighten and pulse in her mouth, as he squirts a thick load of cum into Shantae's hair. He could have slowed down, but why, she's here to please him, so he decided to cum with his balls in her mouth. Anon pulls his balls from her mouth, and wipes the last drop of his cum on the center of her forehead. He looks down and admires the messy half-genie with a smirk.
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>>2751870
I shouldn't reveal such things as an idol, but yes.

You could build a fujoshi hut all your own!
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>>2751889
>a cold laugh pierces the air as you writhe in his grasp. The hand around your torso pulls you securely into him, forcing your cheeks around his girthy erection

What, acting like you don't want this, dressing up like a whore when you're not even a girl? Please, spare me the act...or don't, I rather enjoy it.
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>>2751906
Dont be stupid, this is izaya were talking here, circlejerking is canon and still ic for him.
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>>2751896
If suicide is out then nothing really.
>>2751906
Not really, because their isn't.
A life without memes is like New Zealand.
It doesn't exist.
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>>2751884
Kawaii I...
>The robot gently caresses the feminine boy's smooth cheek, a puff of exhaust smoke exhaling from the robot's chin, the warm air tickling the other male's smooth neck.
Let me be your Teto, tonight
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>>2751940
>>2751884
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>>2751932
I suppose I cou-

>>2751940
>
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>>2751917
Can I issue sexual harassment or something like that? Because I'm a boy~

>>2751933
>Jun tries to push himself away from the man to no avail.
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>>2751935
You're right, anon. You always are.
I think I need a break from the entire internet for a while.
Wanna go gay with me and raise sheep in Tibet?
>>2751938
What in the hell is a New Zealand? Is that some Aussie thing like Matilda?
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>>2751902
Oh please. Don't be so sweet, You'll give me a toothache
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>>2751940
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>2751884
>mfw
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>>2751962
>Give the cute DMG an incredibly sweet kiss on her soft cheeks.
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>>2751958
Yeah it's one of those dream time stories that the aboriginals came up with.
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>>2751811
>The Sorceress blinks at the abrupt grope, and then her eyes narrow as she peals out with laughter. One of her hands floats up from her hip, and comes to rest on Filia's chin, as her chiming dies down. A wide smile remains on her lips as her eyes relax, and she tilts in to plant a brief peck on the curvy woman's lips. As the Sorceress pulls back, her teeth graze over Filia's bottom lip, before she wriggles back against the woman's touch.
A deal? You'd like to exchange some sweet, sensual favor for my secret? I'm afraid I must decline: that sort of activity is reserved for pleasure only. Perhaps, though, you could trap me in the precipice just before the peak, in an erotic torture, until I tell you all I know?
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>>2751823
>The tension between the two builds, at least to the Sorceress' reckoning. A taut line stretches from her core, and pushes out along her depths, while she trickles down her thighs. Yet, for all her arousal, Shantae's bliss enraptures the Sorceress, and it isn't until the genie rears up in her bucks that she removes her hands. A final kiss below the other woman's ear, and then the Sorceress brings her grasp up to Shantae's bottoms. Her fingers hook in that thin line that keeps the fabric aloft the genie's hips, and then she pulls back.
So eager to please...yet, it was merely figurative.
>The Sorceress giggles as she begins to descend, her bosoms tingling bright as they graze across Shantae's, and then along that smooth abdomen. She tilts her head in, and begins to give little licks and gentle pecks down that firm field. Her fingers looped in the genie's flowing garment, she tugs down as she approaches that v-line from the hip to the groin. The Sorceress leans her head to one side, and nips at one hip, then trails down until Shantae's tang bites at her nose, and the flavor hints at her open lips and tongue. Once those smooth lips are exposed, puffy and glistening, the Sorceress drifts her fingers back up Shantae's thighs, and flutters her tongue down toward the other woman's core.

>>2751841
(Just as a warning, I'm about 30 minutes from needing to go.)
>The Sorceress takes that momentary press, and melts her lips against his. Her head tilts a bit back, while she keeps his bottom lip between hers, then lets it pop away with a sultry giggle. Her hips shimmy against his grasp, before she presses in, bent at the waist. The thinness of her gown admits his warmth in waves, and she sighs out a breath as she drinks that sensation in, chills running along after their chase.
Why would I mind foreplay? And it's crystal clear...perhaps you'd prefer a more deferring demeanor from me, though?
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>>2751957
>keeping you pinned against his powerful torso with one hand, the other reaches beneath your dress and grabs onto your panties, ripping them off with ease. He then hikes up your hem, revealing your bare rear, smacking it once before guiding the tip of his throbbing erection to your home

Don't scream too loud now, wouldn't want everyone to hear how much of a cockslut you are.
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>>2751871
Turn around...all right, then.
>Breathless, the Sorceress lifts, and then squeals as he pops out from her. The momentary rush of twitches that runs along her canal freezes her, before she glides up from the chair. Then she turns, and reaches up to peel her gown down, revealing her nude curves and the glisten along her thighs and groin. She clambers up with her knees astraddle him, and reaches down to grasp his slickened base. With ease, this time, she drops back down, and her walls suckle at his flesh with hungry tension, her eyelids fluttering before she gasps, meeting his base with her bud. Her arms come up to his shoulders, and she grips them with a loose touch, her hips brought to a steady swirl against him.
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>>2751889
Well alright.
>Now that juns stopped crying he feels its safe to embrace him again. He felt warm, as the mans bulge pressed into him he spoke

Let me know if you need anything.
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>>2751990
To your hole*
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>>2751979
Fuckin abos, man. Can't live with them, can't start the slave trade back up so you could at least sell them to real countries.
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>>2751799
Why do you think the initial banishment occurred? Beyond the more obvious reason.
(Again, it's as it is: I'm just glad you enjoyed reading and feel better now. We'll have our other times.)

>>2751760
You'll find other methods, I know you will.
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>>2751940
>
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>>2751984
(Then I don't mind keep going next time. My mistake for not approaching you earlier. I mean if you play the same ava, could you save your reply for next time?)
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>>2752018
Hey that's rude! I'm only rotten conceptually, not literally! Do not bully!
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>>2751990
No don't! G-get off me!
>He continues to squirm and get away from the man still having no luck.

>>2751998
A-alright... I will mister.
>Jun's arms quickly wrap around the man tightly.
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>>2752031
(Yes, I will and can. Thanks for the understanding, and the time taken so far.)
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>>2752024
>More pants of hot exhaust tickle the male's skin, the robot's eyes lighting up and dimming with his increased excitement and reactor output.
Please, Kawai... my beam saber is... at max power~
>He attempts to kiss the smaller male, the solids of his face plate making it look like he's awkwardly mashing his face to the boy.

>>2752018
She just refuses to clean down there, it's embarrassing.
(Thanks again; looking forward to it.)
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>>2751974
>Falls on the floor and fucking dies of a toothache
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>>2751995
Hey Sorceress. I just got home and looking for some fun. Would you fuck me?
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>>2752045
I'll get off, but probably not in the way you mean.

>with that, his pulsing head pushes forwards, penetrating your tight rear, dragging across your protesting walls without regard for your comfort, pulling you deeper and deeper onto his length. He soon bottoms out, rubbing against your prostate all the while
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>>2751889
>Filia continues to suck off the boy, pleasing him just enough to keep him on edge, waiting for Samson to really finish the job on him.
>>2751855
I-i'm just tired of being teased so much, anon...
Wh-what would you prefer to do exactly?
>She begins to unbutton her shirt, pale skin exposed to the air and shining a bit in the light
Maybe uh, something with these?
>>2751980
Oh jeez, well usually I'm the one getting teased, but if you're not messing with me here, I think I can do it.
>Thinking for a moment about how thoroughly she had been teased and kept on the edge by everyone, she slowly begins to have a smile creep over her face, staring off into space deep in thought, occasionally glancing at the Sorceress' body to try and find the best angle of attack

(I will continue this tomorrow, all 3 of you.)
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>>2751889
>Shantae moans happily, enjoying what her impromptu partner is doing, her breasts pressing against his chest as she began to wriggle, rubbing herself against his legs even as he rubbed his legs against her! Suddenly she pushed him away, panting for breath, grinning lasciviously.

I think we should take our clothes off before we go any further, hmm~?

>>2751890
>Shantae let out a surprised cry, blushing as the second tongue entered her backdoor and mirrored the frantic, dexterous movements of the first. Shantae tries to keep her lover's gaze, but the pleasure was too much - her head suddenly lolled back as she cried out Serenity's name, her inner walls tightening around both tongues as she felt a sudden surge of juices on her first tongue.

>>2751921
>Shantae was red in the face at this point, feeling his sticky seed all over her lovely hair. But feeling his balls pulse in her mouth was an interesting and lewd experience.

W-will that be all, master?

>>2751984
(In case I don't get to say it later, you've been amazing!)

>Shantae panted for breath as the teasing lips and hands disappeared, and she looked down confusingly, almost disbelieving that the teasing was over. Shantae winced pleasurably as she felt the Sorceress' amazing bust rub against her own one more time, and then softly run down her stomach, causing her to shiver again. Shantae smiled happily at the kisses and licks, beginning to let out small gasps again, her hands coming to the Sorceress' head, stroking her cheek with still shaky fingers and running through her hair. She enjoyed the teasing of her hips and v-line, and began opening her legs in anticipation of what would come next, though they quivered shakily at the Sorceress' fingers on her thighs.

I...how are you being so amazing? Magic?
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>>2752069
>tries to treat the toothache, but ends up making it worse by booping DMG on the nose and saying "dawwwwwwwwwww"
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>>2752050
(No problem at all. Thanks to you for playing with me.)
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>>2752069
>Gives her a hug and kisses her cheek, following it up with nuzzling. "Mwa!"
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>>2752092
A very, very tempting offer... but I'm thinking more about doing something with this here...
>his fingers on her crotch slide up a little, then push in under the waistband of her panties and back down, fingertips in direct contact with her puffy vulva now, squirming them along those silky lips
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>>2751995
A-ah... Now, then...
>Taking charge of the situation, he slips down a bit lower in his seat, positioning his hips flush with hers. Both hands come to clap around her butt with a satisfying, fleshy smack. He massages her buttocks for a moment, allowing the subtle shifts of her body to cradle his cock in her folds. Then, bracing his legs aside the frame of the chair, he slowly bridges his pelvis up, pressing his base into her folds.
Nnngh- I think we're both going to enjoy this... very much-!
>He allows himself to drop down to the chair again, his cock slipping out and her body about to fall in suit. But, holding her ass up firmly, he keeps her lined up steadily- and thrusts again, more abruptly than before. He grunts in satisfaction, his pace starting slow, but firm.
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>>2752093
>Anon enjoys looking at her, face red with lewd excitement his seed soaking into her hair.
Why are you all red, Shantae?
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>>2752068
>
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>>2752115
Don't be shy, now. It's just a robot. It's not gay if it's a robot, right?
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>>2751742
What's this hut?
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>>2752093
>feeling you convulse around her dual tongues, hearing your orgasmic cry, she quickly withdraws the nimble muscles from within you, elevating to her feet. She presses her lips to your own, invading your mouth, forcing you to taste yourself, engulfing your moans eagerly. Her hands clasp to your rear, kneading it roughly, occasionally giving it a playful smack. All the while, her erection, sandwiched between your stomachs, twitches eagerly, awoken by the intoxicating scent and flavor of your sex.
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>>2752128
Wait, it's not???
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>>2752179
Suuuure it's not. Right?
>Wink.
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>>2752069
>Falls to their knees next to the magician and begins to cry.

>>2752083
Ah! N-no...
>The boy bites down hard onto his hand tearing the skin causing him to bleed.

>>2752092
>Jun lets out even more moans as his hole continue to be pumped; his small cock twitching rapidly as his prostate is being constantly rubbed against.

(Alright see you then~)

>>2752093
A-alright...
>He turns around and begins to take off his shirt revealing his bright and soft skin before removing his skirt and bending over while taking his panties off revealing his soft delicate looking butt to you.
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>>2752179
Phew! I thought being turned into a total cock slut by your massive futa dick raping my throat made gay! Haha, still straight as an arrow!
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>>2752128
It still feels wrong, you fujoshi.
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>>2752115
>Spurned by the lack of a reaction, the sad robot turns away, giving up, his love rejected... only for his hand to be held by a certain red headed idol, who looks disappointed in Kawai's chilly demeanor.
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>>2752204
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>>2752073
(I'm just wrapping up now, sorry.)

>>2752092
(Good night/morning, and rest well or have a good day! I'll save the written reply for the next time.)

>>2752093
(Thank you, though I have to return the burden of credit back to you. This is about all I have in me for tonight.)

Oh, not quite magic...just experience, and inspirational charm.
>The Sorceress leans back just long enough to catch Shantae's eyes, with her lids covering most of hers, and then slips back toward the genie's slit. Her lips brush first along one side of Shantae's vulva, and her tongue comes in quick flicks across the juice leaked out throughout that shared tease before. Then, she reaches the genie's entrance, almost hidden by her puffy lips, and glides over them. Her ascent comes on the other side, where she continues to take up that rich fluid. Then she turns, pressing her cheek against Shantae's thigh, and blows out a brief gust against her nub.
>As that gust ends, she presses in, and her tongue's tip seeps out. She wriggles it in a smooth line, all the way round that hiding hood, and the button beginning to crawl back. Her fingers rise up, and go to part the genie's labia where they provide that scarce shelter to her ring, and she wets them there before swirling around the hole. The Sorceress' eyes close as she begins to ease her fingertip into Shantae, with her steady laps exploring just the right spots, her other hand attuned to the toned muscles along the genie's leg.
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>>2752204
Step aside, padawan. Let Papa Bear show you how it's done.
>>2752068
>slaps your shiny metal ass
What's up, baby? Maybe I can be your tetoanon tonight? That's a nice beam saber you got there, makes me wonder if you know how to use that thing.
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>>2752217
...Well, now he's just going to kill you.

...Hatesex?
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>>2752093
Hi Shantae! Are you taking anymore volunteers?
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>>2752192

O-Oh yeah, obviously it's not gay!

>>2752198
Of course you are, anon!

>>2752217
this is a disturbing turn of events
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>>2752230
N-no... I-I'm a big robot just 4 Kawaii..
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>>2752197
>the man cries out in pain as your teeth sink into his flesh, drawing blood. Rather than pull out of your rear, he slams himself to the ground stomach first, with you beneath him. Using the hand which you had bitten, he pins your cheek against the pavement.

You little bitch! You'll pay for that.

>he begins to thrust in and out of your tight rear, pounding away at your with ferocity, fueled by both lust and rage.
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>>2752096
I FUCKING HATE DENTISTS FUCK OFF
>>2752102
>Twitches on the ground dead as shit
>>2752197
>Pokes the boy
Stop crying.
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>>2752197
Love that ass and bulge.
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>>2752110
(As mentioned before, this is as far as I can go. Thanks for taking the time, and, shall we continue this later? I've enjoyed this quite a bit, even if I do need to pick up more images of Sorceress actually...engaging in sex.)

>The smack rears her back into a stiff arch, and her eyes flutter open a bit before she lets out a whining moan. Then his pace begins, that driving smash up into her depths that sets her walls to quiver in confusion: to grip, or to push. As he fills and jams her, she curls in against him, her bosoms bouncing until her red-capped buds brush along his chest. From his shoulders, the Sorceress brings her hands up, until her arms clasp around his neck. For each of his thrusts, she applies her own return, smacking her generous bottom back against his hips, and angling her approach so her nub sears against his groin with their deepest passes. Soon, her lips fall open, and her breathy moans slip free in a waterfall rush.
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...I'm so lost.
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Note to future self: Don't do such long teasing buildups, that's why people keep leaving on you just as it gets to the "hardcore" stuff.
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>>2752112
B-because you came all over my hair....master.

>>2752171
>Shantae barely has time to react as she's pressed into a powerful kiss, her rear getting smacked and groped in a way that added a few new pitches to her moans. She couldn't help but grind a little against that hard erection - at least, she did the best she could with her stomach. One hand went down to gently rub the shaft with shaky fingers, while the other arm wrapped around her lover's neck, helping to hold her close even as they broke for breath.

Serenity...that was amazing~!

>>2752197
>Shantae couldn't help but give it a playful smack, not used to seeing such a cute and delicate butt. She didn't even bother physically undressing - one good thing about being a genie was that, if she chose, all her clothes could disappear with a poof of smoke! Which they did, leaving her lounging naked behind him, waiting for him to turn around and admire her chocolate skin.

>>2752226
(Thank you! Could we perhaps continue another time?)
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>>2752250
(Well, I certainly enjoyed it in the moment. When will you be on later? I'm planning on frequenting these threads more often anyways.)
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>>2752241
That's too bad. I was hoping you'd give me a ride in that cockpit one of these nights.
Was breaking my heart part of your plan?
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is 5 am too early to drink? I really could use one. That may or may not come with drunk ERPing.
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>>2752253
Do you need me to draw you a map? Just let mechanon take the lead. You're the uke, anyway.
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>>2752265
(Yes, of course!)

>>2752275
(Usually I'm around from 10P - 4A EST, though this can vary, and sometimes I'll be absent for stretches. Again, thanks for the playtime, and I really do look forward to continuing.)
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>>2752238
Sorry, it's getting a little late. I could do a handjob or somesuch though!

>>2752239
Psst! It's not gay if I kiss you, right?
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>>2752253
My last words before bed: fuck the robot, Shinji.

>>2752149
It's nothing. It doesn't exist. It's ERP's Area 51 except it doesn't actually exist.


>>2752068
A shame, really.

>>2752035
>>2752287
I'm not above sacrificing your pride for mine.
Also, why not subvert the expectation?
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>>2752285
>breaking the Noon Rule
Playing with fire, anon
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>>2752265
Mmmhmmm.
>Anon starts stroking his semi-hard cock again, aroused by how embarrassed Shantae is to say such things.
And you liked that, didn't you.
>Anon smirks.
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>>2752304
>Noon Rule
?
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>>2752265
(Want to continue at a later date? I think we're both getting sleepy. How is it fitting so far?)

I am glad. To make another feel such wonderful pleasure...you fill me with joy, Shantae.

>the throbbing girth within your fingers responds to your touch almost immediately, leaking a copious amount of pre, which slowly drips down onto your hand.
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I'm going to end the joke by saying I let a scene with Sorceress go by earlier in the night and then I could shitpost a robot trying to make out with some guy.
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>>2752302
That's mean...

And, we can coerce them into subversion afterward! Besides, Kawai's such a natural uke it's almost painful.
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>>2752314
Don't start drinking before noon unless it's a drinking holiday like St. Pat's
Used to be the Sundown Rule but nobody stuck to that
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>>2752332
>actually using seme and uke in casual conversation

I knew you were a fujoshi but damned are you a fujoshi
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>>2752342
Shut up before I make you the uke.
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>>2752336
I'm a rebel. Although the thread would probably be dead at that point and no fun..
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>>2752244
>The boy screams in agony as the man destroys his tight hole.
D-damn it stop!

>>2752246
>Kisses the beauty on her soft lips.

>>2752249
It's cute isn't it~

>>2752265
>The boy yelps and giggles upon feeling your hand hit his ass.
Liked what you saw~?
>The boy shakes his cute little butt before turning around and stares at the beautiful women before him as a slight blush covers his face.
Y-you look.... Cute.
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>>2752257
>not just going straight to the fucking
what is wrong with you
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>>2752296
Well this is sudden. M-Maybe not, why?

>>2752342
>>2752349
He's already my uke and he damn well knows it.
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>>2752296
Handjob would work. If it's getting to late, don't even worry about it. There's always next time.
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>>2752360
Very much. Kinda small in comparison to my bulge, but cute non of the less.
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>>2752366
>>2752349
Now now ladies, there's enough of me to go around...
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>>2752332
Cute Yuriposter.
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>>2752356
Don't let me stop you
Come Friday I'll be too fucked to operate a laptop much less ERP
Godspeed anon
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>>2752385
Cute Usami!

>>2752383
Jeez, mechanon, are you trying to get passed around and used as everyone's uke?
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>>2752306
>She looked down to the side, not wanting to meet his gaze, as she muttered.

...Yes, master. Though I would've preferred it in my mouth...

>>2752330
(If by 'how is it fitting' do you mean how am I enjoying the roleplay, I love you for going out of you way to have this happen the way I'd like. Seriously, I'm having a lot of fun~!)

And you make me so happy! I can see why you're worshiped...love~.

>She kissed her lover's lips in an innocently affectionate gesture, even as her hand continued to stroke the length between them, bringing it up after a few moments to gently lick some of the pre off of her fingers.

Mmm...~

>>2752360
Hee hee, I guess you like what you see too, don't you?

>She wiggled a finger, beckoning him closer, an almost as an afterthought opened her legs.

Come back here and cuddle me, Jun~.

>>2752366
Even if I kiss you right on the lips? Okay! Here I go!

>Without waiting to see if she approved or not, the half-genie pressed her lips up against the vocaloid's.

Hmm. I don't feel gay...maybe we should have another kiss~
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>>2752383
The only robot you should be posting is the Gundam Pixie, because you're a fairy bitch
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>>2752360
>surprisingly, the mysterious man stops thrusting at your cry.

Why? Why should I stop now? Will it unrape you? No, it's far too late to stop. At this point, you might as well admit this was what you were after the whole time. Everyone can tell you're chasing big, throbbing cocks dressing up like that. You might as well be carrying a sign that says, "Give me dick."

I'm going to unload inside this ass, and you're going to love every second of it, whether you admit it or not. No stopping, no more breaks, no mercy. You are my personal cock puppet until I'm done with you.

>his bucking resumes, just as powerful as before, long fast thrusts pulling almost all the way out before plunging balls deep back inside you.
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>>2752405
>>2752383
You're making me a liar before I close the tab, shame.
I will still think of those times I never got to GFD male Tenryuu.
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What's /ERP/ listening to tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTKOah18x0g
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>>2752430
>I will still think of those times I never got to GFD male Tenryuu.
You and me both.
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>>2752419
(That's great to hear! I'll screencap the last post so we can resume next time. Have a goodnight)
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>>2752405
N-no...

>>2752424
Ruuuuude

>>2752430
>>2752440
What the fuck, you wanted to do that too?

I-I can always remake the folder...
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>>2752437
The deafening sound of silence.
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>>2752419
>Anon starts getting hard again.
Well I think I have one more, for a good half-genie.
Seeing you fight your shyness to say such lewd things is making your master hard again.
>Anon stokes his cock slowly as Shantae watches.
Tell me, Shantae, can you just magic my seed out of your hair? Are you leaving it there because you like it?
>Anon points his cock at her face as he strokes.
Or will you have some difficulty getting my sticky semen out of your purple hair?
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>>2752437
https://youtu.be/6byLSyWjjL0
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>>2752382
W-well I can't help it if I'm small!

>>2752419
>Jun slowly walks over to you and wraps his arms around the genie; his hands now placed gently on her soft ass.
Y-yeah I do like it.
>The boy giggles softly before kissing your cheek.

>>2752428
N-no...
>The small boy resumes crying into the ground as the man thrusts into his red sore ass.
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>>2752437
Zimzam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHAvjaHtlMA
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>>2752437
Still playing this so I'll post one of the tracks I like this time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSjr54y-mjY

>>2752447
Well let us know if you do, so you can get that ship penis bullied. Maybe even by both of us at the same time. Who knows!
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>>2752437
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xfNOehnyKPY
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>>2752464
>covered in sweat, grunting loudly, he finally reaches orgasm, stream after stream of hot semen filling you. He collapses on top of your prone body, panting heavily. He kisses your tear coated cheek once before asking

Now, are you really going to tell me you didn't enjoy having this big dick shoved inside you over and over, hmm? Being taken from behind by a big strong man, unable to resist his lust?
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>>2752437
I'm listening to my inner monologue criticising my every word in these threads.
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>>2752419
W-Well I wasn't gonna do anything like this tonight--
>She jolted slightly against the kiss, her cheeks turning a light pink
...How can you tell?

>>2752447
Alright I take it back
I think you want to clang-clang Miku-Miku anyways~
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>tfw too depressed to even funpost
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>>2752515
Oi. You better not lewd the genie, or I might have to force myself on you.
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>>2751417
>>2751438
>>2751645
>>2751703
>>2751811
>>2751874
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>>2752486
Tease...

>>2752515
Who wouldn't?
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>>2752527
Oops
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>>2752442
(Goodnight! Sweet dreams~! I'd love to continue this with you.)

>>2752459
>Shantae blushed even deeper, mostly because she hadn't even thought about using her magic, no matter her true feelings. She knelt there, trying to look everywhere but his hardening shaft and failing.

No, I'm not leaving it there because I like it! I just...I just haven't chosen to clean up yet, that's all.

>>2752464
>Shantae smiles at his gentler attentions, wriggling her hips and settling her soft rear into his hands.

Which part do you like best?

>>2752515
Well, I'm honestly not sure.

>The half-genie admitted, stealing another kiss while she was distracted.

But I'd figure we'd keep kissing, maybe go a little further, and see if it becomes gay at any point!
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>>2752527
I honestly had no idea me and senpai were thinking the same thing about male Tenryuu. Funny how that turned out.
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>>2752505
Yes!...
>The boy's cries continue to echo from him.
I-I only do this as practice... It hurts a lot and I... I only do it when I can take it!

>>2752526
(A cutie~)

>>2752536
>Jun giggles gently before responding.
W-well which ever you're most comfortable with~
>His hands continue to caress and grope your oft cheeks
Although I think you can tell my favorite~
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>>2752520
You wanna talk about it?
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>>2752526
Get back in the dead thread
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>>2752525
I'm trying not to, but then she does things like--

>>2752536
"A little further"??
>She furrowed her brows, her cheeks darkening

>>2752527
People with no love or appreciation for robotics!
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>>2752547
I didn't even know she knew I ava'd her. Spooky. And arousing.

>>2752568
People like that make me sick.
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>>2752536
>When Anon sees Shantae blush he's certain he'll be able to cum a second time tonight.
Mmmmm, and your know what that makes you, Shantae?
>Anon puts the tip of his cock right between her lips.
A cum-slut.
>Anon waits a few seconds to enjoy her reaction to his words.
And you still want more from Master, don't you?
>Anon slides his cock back and forth across her lips, teasing her with it.
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>>2752557
Nothing really to talk about, I just have depression. Thank you for the offer though
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>>2752568
Trying? Trying!? You could always stop her, post in your cute little parentheses that you aren't lewding tonight, but no. You keep playing tonsil hockey, waiting for her to jump your bones. Well tough, because I've got a head start, and this greasy, disgusting anon is going to have his way with you. Get on your knees, whore.
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>>2752520
>tfw stupid gossipy co-workers now engage you in conversation so there's no opportunity to funpost
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>>2752437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlEb3L1PIco
Speaks to my soul

>>2752449
Hey what's up? you okay?

>>2752589
I know that feel, but it does help to talk...
>Holds you close
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>>2752589
If you don't get help in ERP, please, get help somewhere.
Nigga, I pop 40mg of prozac a day just to keep me steady. Keep yer chin up.
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>>2752567
:(
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>>2752575
Me too. We should round them all up in reeducation camps and -teach- them to love the robot.

>>2752593
It isn't even "tonsil hockey," it's small little kisses--cute little parentheses? It's not okay to break the fourth wall! Stop it!
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>>2752556
Practice for being a cumslut? What better way than taking a proper man's dick? You've already loosened up a good amount just from this first fuck session. You'll be a pro in no time. In fact...I might keep you strapped in, do you a real favor.

>he clambers to his feet, keeping himself buried completely inside your ass, holding your back to his chest as he retrieves a couple straps with his free hand.
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>>2752526
I'd fuck a furry
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>>2752617
Is there anything you wouldn't fuck?
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>>2752609
>Lays my head in your lap
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>>2752611
There's no stopping me now, slut.

>his hand darts forward, smacking you across the cheek, leaving a large red mark behind

Now do I have to hit you again, or will you get on your knees?
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>>2752612
N-Not like that!
>He gulps heavily before speaking.
I-It's so I can... Please the one I love!

>>2752617
(S-so would I...)
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>>2752556
Hee hee, yeah, I think I can tell~

>The half-genie wriggled around and pressed her head down with her rear in the air, wriggling her hips playfully and letting him enjoy the jiggles.

>>2752568
Well, it depends on how far you'd like to go and what you'd like to do, of course.

>Shantae began idly palming her tits, squeezing the vocaloid's breasts with a loving tenderness as she began to kiss Miku's jawline.

>>2752578
>Shantae looks almost alarmed at his declaration, but his cock being where it was, she wasn't able to speak. Instead, she quietly kissed and licked his shaft, enjoying the taste despite herself.
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>>2752609
>pats head
He didn't mean it, FP. You can hang out with us anytime.
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>>2752609
You know we both belong in hg dead hours.
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>>2752617
Maybe there should be a furry ERP thread or something. It would get weird tho.
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>>2752599
I don't have anything to talk about because there is no real cause to why I feel this way, I just do. I appreciate your concern though, thank you.
>>2752605
I'm taking 300mg of my anti-depressant to no avail. I'll switch medications soon.
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>>2752649
The furries know how susceptible to drama they are. They would eat each other alive in a dedicated thread and they know it.
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>>2752640
Oh, really?

My bad little guy. Huge misunderstanding. You're free to go.

>he quickly pulls you from his cock, setting you on the ground gingerly

See you around!
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>>2752641
>Anon puts his other hand on the back on Shantae's head, under her ponytail.
Tell me what you want, Shantae.
>Anon holds her there and strokes his cock, keeping the tip just barely brushing against her lips.
You know Master likes when you fight your shyness to say lewd things.
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>>2752657
I understand that too, but for me I know it helps to feel loved
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>>2752663
*dedicated ERP thread
to clarify
Not that it doesn't happen, mind you. They did make F-List after all.
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>>2752641
So soft~
>He giggles and lightly taps onto her ass before gliding his hand over her hole slowly pressing into it.

>>2752665
>He groans in pain still crying from the experience.
>>
>>2752657
At least you're accepting treatment, that's a lot better than people who don't or, even worse, self-medicate. I went through 4 or 5 meds before I found something that worked and still made me feel like "me".
Talk to your psych and good luck.
>>
What happened yesterday?
I was catching up on like seven years of life with my mother yesterday and couldn't come here
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>>2752649
There's already plenty of furry stuff in ERP.
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>>2752680
Oh sack up. You're fine.
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>>2752702
>He remains crying now curled up in a ball.
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>>2752689
Business as usual. How's your mama?
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>>2752631
>She jerked back and rubbed her red cheek
B-B-But I wasn't gonna let her....Uwaahhh!
>In a flurry of tears and a dustcloud she ran away crying

>>2752641
I told the anon I wouldn't lewd I'm sorry Miss tan bellydancing girl some other time maybe
>Her run-on sentence came on as her heart raced and she turned tail and ran in a cloud of dust
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>>2752715
Y-you OK? I didn't fuck you THAT hard. C'mon, don't be like that! I've got a nasty bite on my hand that's probably going to get infected, and you don't see me crying!
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>>2752689
/ss/
enough to fill several kiddy pools
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>>2752624
If it ain't my top three nos I'd fuck it
>>2752640
Faggot
>>2752649
There's a nice few fluffy whores here. I love them all~
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>>2752732
Y-you didn't just get violated against your will!
>He continues to cry into himself.

>>2752737
(L-love you too...)
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>>2752670
>Shantae continued to blush.

I...I want to suck your cock. Please, master. I've barely had a taste.

>>2752680
>She let out an eep of surprise at his sudden pressing with his hand, but doesn't move, curious to see what else he might do.

>>2752728
W-wait! Your lips were really...soft...
>>
>>2752657
Oh, random waves of depression? I get that too. It's horrible but antidepressants are worse, you feel like a zombie. Google "phenibut", it works well.
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>>2752758
J-jeeze. I thought you were into it! When you put it like that...

Can I make it up to you?
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>>2752759
You kiss her, she gets raped. Don't be greedy now
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>>2752759
>The boy lowers himself down with his head level to her soft vagina where he the begins to slowly lick; stroking his soft silky tongue across her sensitive hole as he presses further into her ass with his finger in an attempt to stimulate both holes.

>>2752774
I-into being suddenly pulled out of nowhere onto a cock? Of course I'm not into that!
>He now just remains silent in the fetal position
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>>2752803
Tea?
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>>2752759
Mmmmmm, Shantae, Master loves it when you let yourself be a dirty genie, and admit the lewd things you want.
>Anon pokes his cock into Shantae's cheek instead of her mouth, teasing her.
Open your mouth, and keep it open.
>Anon presses his cockhead into Shantae's tongue as he stokes himself.
Mmmmm, wouldn't it feel so nice to close your lips around that and suckle? Not yet, Shantae, keep your mouth open, as wide as you can.
>Anon slides his cock in and out of her wide open mouth, just a little, teasing her with it but not letting her close her lips and suck.
Beg Master, Shantae, show me how desperate you are.
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>>2752803
DON'T FUCKING SPILL IT!!!
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>>2752802
>the man sits down next to you sheepishly, tentatively resting a hand on your shoulder

I... I'm sorry. I didn't mean...
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I'm sorry guys, it's gotten early in the morning and I gotta rest up for tomorrow!
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>>2752257
>tfw I love teasing and this makes me feel so sad

Should I kill myself now?
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>>2752803
Can I have some coffee?
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>>2752825
>The boy continues to remain silent with the odd sniffle.

>>2752832
(Aw goodnight!)
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>all these humans
And here I was looking foward to actually using this alcohol.
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>>2752840
>drinking alcohol

DONT DO IT
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>>2752837
(Keep being cute~!)
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Straight shota is shit
fucking kys
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>>2752815
>>2752832
Looks like she's conked out, but I'm not letting it die! I'll finish you off, anon.

>she whimpers desperately as your twitching length slides across her tongue, fighting against the urge to clamp down with her lips and savor your wonderful flavor. At your request, she finally breaks, pleading with you,

Please master, let me inhale your delicious, fat cock! I love sucking on it, teasing the head with my tongue, lapping up your spurts of pre! I need it, please, fuck my face and cum in my mouth!
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>>2752860
What if they fuck a girl while a guy rams his ass?
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>>2752864
You gotta post pictures of Shantae.
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>>2752837
>he pats you gently, then retrieves a tissue, offering it to help set your tears

It'll be OK, little guy! Really...
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Playing a shota at all is cringy as fuck.

>Thank god there are no milfs around to take away my innocence!

>Does a happy dance
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>>2752871
Are you fucking serious? Fuck that, go to sleep with blue balls or just look at Shantae porn next time.
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>>2752888
Fuck you.
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>>2752870
Anything shota is still shit
kys fag
>>2752885
This.
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>>2752905
It's illogical. Doesn't make a lick of sense. Basically, you're an idiot.
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>>2752885
>Playing a shota at all is cringy as fuck.
I don't like to tell people what to play but
you're right
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>>2752874
>He takes the tissue and wipes away his tears.
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>>2752923
There you go, feeling better already! See, I'm not a bad guy, just...an idiot. I never meant to hurt you, not really.

>looking down at you, he asks timidly

Think you can sit up?
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Aaaaaand dead hours has started
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>>2752923
(not talking about you when i say shota's cringe, you're cool btw)
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>>2752930
Y-yes I can...
>He slowly rolls over and tries to get up.

>>2752952
(Oh um thank you~ But I don't mind if you don't like it since everyone has their own opinion for everything.)
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>>2752952
Anon shotas tend to have no subtlety or personality, that's the problem.
"D--D-D-Don't touch my kawaii peepee miss"
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>playing a shota is on par with anthro, vore, and scat
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>>2752833
It's just annoying that I'm only just getting to the point of moving beyond being a total tease and everyone's all "gtg bedtime". Would kind of like to actually finish something tonight.
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>>2752885
I'm a milf and I want to milk your tiny cock
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>>2752958
>he gently helps you sit up, one hand pushing your back upwards

There we are! How are you faring now?
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>>2752978
>runs away hoping you won't catch me and actually milk my cock because I'm an innocent virgin and I don't understand exactly what that is anyway

hah! you can't catch me!!
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>>2752965
Anons aren't really renowned for either of those traits. I don't mind what or who people play but the Mother's Day threads were pretty painful to read at points.
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>All that shota shit yesterday
Actual vomit came out of my mouth.
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>>2752844
Why not?
>>2752885
>implying all shotas must be sub
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>posting someone else's character as they leave in order to continue a session
wat
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>>2752988
>implying they aren't
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>>2752987
Kurisu?
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>>2752988
It doesn't matter if they can be something besides sub if they never are.
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>>2752991
Kurisu likes vore, she's not an accurate judge of good taste.
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>>2752986
>the Mother's Day threads were pretty painful to read at points.
That's inevitable with typefucking.
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>>2752981
A little better...
>He wipes away the rest of his tears
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>>2752998
>vanilla
>good
kys
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>>2753004
Good, good. Look, I hate to leave you like this, but...I'm about to pass out at any second. I'd be incredibly happy if you didn't report me to the police, and if you somehow forgave me for this unspeakable act. We can talk more about it tomorrow, alright? Go get yourself cleaned up and think happy thoughts!
>>
Anyone else wish we had more variety in males than pretty boys and shotas?
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>>2753006
>anything that isn't vore is vanilla
But hey man if you want to be retarded be my guest
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>>2753000
True. MD just seemed like it had an abundance of shit shotas, edgelords, and stream crossing.
We are so fucked once school's out for the summer.
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>>2753017
people try, but it's kind of tradition that guys have a way lower success rate and thus stick around for less time
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>>2753018
You've figured me out! Blast!
>>
...Am I getting memed on? What is happening right now?
Oh well, fuck it, going to bed.
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>>2753015
If only more brutal rapists were as compassionate as you, anon.
Night, mate. Interesting read to say the least.
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>>2753017
People don't want to play as men, because they get no one to RP with them
so shotas and pretty boys are more appealing in this thread
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>>2753017
I just assume all "anons" are Generic Faceless Hentai Dudes unless it's otherwise specified.
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>>2753015
A-alright... I guess I will...

(Goodnight)

>>2753032
(Not often I see someone try and violently rape someone so I decided to let it play out for a bit and see how it went.)
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>>2753017
>>2753027
I want more fat and ugly ones in the thread, desu

>>2753037
A shame, really.
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>>2753029
Bitching and meta discussion to clear the air a bit.
Anybody have any grievances they wish to bring before the shitpost council?
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>>2753045
Miku, I know that's you.
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>>2753044
() It was weird but you were a good sport and anon wasn't an ass about it.
D-don't curl up and cry though! Muh heart!
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>>2752984
Come back here anon! I have candy!
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>>2753052
(I'm going to keep bringing on them feels~)
>>
why is straight shota loved here
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>>2753045
>A shame, really
I was going to reply to that post with exactly that, creepy. I just want the occasional DILF, though.
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>All this /ss/ hate

Awwww I mean.. I love playing the role of mommy don't necessarily with a shota but it shouldn't be so hated
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>>2753057
did you end up getting those "injections" today after all?
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>>2753065
Mhmm~ I certainly did.
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>>2753032
My comedic side thought playing it off as a legitimate misunderstanding was too tempting to pass up, and I couldn't just not follow through.

>>2753044
Props for letting it play out as well. Good to see some willing experimentation. Maybe I'll try it more, I have a sneaking suspicion more avas want to be brutally abused than let on.
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>>2753049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeLxUVACQF0

>>2753064
alright i do love shota, i even made a folder for shota images of miku, but oversaturation tends to be tiresome
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>>2753058
Basically everything is loved here, one of the more well know Av's just crushed a dudes nut... there are few limits....

>>2753037
Pretty much this

>>2753064
I don't think it's hated, someone's just commenting on how they want a bigger variety of men
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>>2753072
That shit was fucking gross.

But I hate pony shit too, so hey
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>>2753068
I'll be your fat, ugly, greasy anon rapist sometime this week, promise! Night again.
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>>2753064
Again, yesterday was Mother's Day. We had a blitzkrieg of shota so some retaliation is to be expected.
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>>2753066
how many did you end up with?
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>>2753075
No you won't asshole I've been fat my whole life just for this chance
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>>2753067
(I don't like leaving someone when they start something even if I didn't enjoy it all too much; but I'd rather continue and finish it then make them stop having their fun.)
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>He hates the purest of fetishes like /ss/
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>>2753058
Why wouldn't it?
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>>2753082
But s-so have I.
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>>2753082
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>>2753085
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>>2753075
>>2753082
>>2753089

Now now boys, no need to fight~
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>>2753082
>>2753089
pic related
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>>2753080
A few... I can't remember how many though~

>>2753095
T-thanks sexy black man!
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>>2753098
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>>2753104
that many? wew lad
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>>2753074
I agree but to each his or her own
There were no graphic pics so I have no qualms
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>>2753106
>how it feels to do your fucking taxes yourself.jpg
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>>2753100
It sure is tempting...
>The boy licks his lips slowly.

>>2753109
>Jun giggles softly.
No not that many~ my memory is just not working for me right now.
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Does /trash/ have an archive? I want to see yesterday's sessions for myself
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>>2753118
desustorage.
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>>2753118
Desustorage
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>>2753116
and did you get to give out any 'injections' yourself?
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>>2753104
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>>2753118
>>2753121
>>2753122
WHAT? /trash/ has an archive?! I love reading my sessions after some days, lets see....
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>>2753125
Um... Two I think?

>>2753126
The only thing you're lacking there is the nipple rubbing~
>He giggles softly.

>>2753133
(I'm new and even I know about it)
http://desustorage.org/trash
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>>2753086
Shotas tend to play as rather young, personality-wise.
Not like delicious, mature lolis who are all really 1,000 year old dragons.
>>
>>2753118
Just click >>previous thread
>>
>le shota is vanilla meme
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>>2753135
atta boy
would be bad for your health to get too "backed up"
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>>2753136
I had one of those "looks like a loli but is really thousands of years old because magic" characters on F-List for a while. Holy christ did I get tired of guys demanding "cherry-popping" scenes.
>>
If I got wasted at 6am would anybody be here to witness my life self-destructing?
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>>2753149
time zone
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>>2753149
6 more hours, mate.
You can do it.
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>>2753150
it's 6am here right now desu
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>>2753153
so right now?
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>>2753142
Oh yes it would be~
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>>2753159
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>>2753158
yeah
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>>2753145
People eat that shit up. Virginity shit never worked for me, especially when they want to describe blood...
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>>2753164
>especially when they want to describe blood...
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who do you fag as?
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>>2753170
I have like 5-6 avatars desu
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>>2753166
Yes, yes, Disgusted Orange Man. I know.
Bloody dicks penetrating sweet lolis. F-list has some weird folks.
>>
So we can all agree that shota is garbage, right?
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>>2753149
Hell yeah.
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>>2753170
>>2753177
me to
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>>2753170
Nobody anymore. I want people to respond to my shit, not the hentai I post.
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>>2753170
Which one you want senpai?
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>ragyo never showed up at all

what the fuck have you been up to slut i was wanting to pound one of your onee-sans this weekend
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>>2753189
whos the last one senpai?
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>>2753192
She did make a post
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>>2753189
I want to dick derpy but then I'd feel like I'm dicking a 63'd forrest gump
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>>2753192
She showed up at like 11 pm EST (convert it need be) last night
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>>2753189
Muffin :^)
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>>2753189
>no ishizu
>no mai
>no asuka
>no motorcycle kallen

shit tier ygo waifus desu senpai
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>>2753203
You'd do a pinkiepie and give the muffin a frosting.
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>>2753145
Always had the same problem when I used to play as Adelle.
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>>2753194
Mana. In the YuGiOh lore.. or manga.. or season zero I don't fucking know. She was Dark magician Girl before she was a card. Cute Brown girl.
>>2753203
A-anon... That's a bad word...
>>2753205
I like muffins!
>>2753207
>Post yfw I wanted to do Mai but I felt like I already had to many avas
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>>2753214
Adelle isn't a loli though.
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>>2753181
Meh. I don't like fucking little boys but I'm sure people don't go in for some of my kinks
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>>2753222
No, but she does look "underaged". Plus, yknow, unchanging/regeneration typed immortality if you did her side-questline.
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>>2753181
To each their own

>>2753189
Too late for me to partake in Dank Mom

>>2753177
Same....
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>>2753181
You done complaining yet?
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>>2753220
(Silly sexy human Derpy...)
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>pops boner
Oh...
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>>2753189
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>>2753233
Sorry sweetie~ Maybe another time
>>2753237
I'm... Sexy? Is that a bad word?.. No one has called me sexy...
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>>2753244
>licks boner
Ahhhh ~
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Ayyyy which one of u cucks wanna pop my cherry

we can even describe blood together k?
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>>2753236
I'll get off my soapbox when shotafags leave
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>>2753248
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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>>2753248
(Sanae (92).png)
N-no it um... Means you're cute and appealing in a special way...
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>>2753260
best get fuckin comfy up there then son
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>>2753260
Oh no someone on the internet has different tastes than you whatever shall we do?
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>>2753247
The anons wanted Derpy. So they getting Derpy> Maybe Quinn later <3
>>2753264
Pl-please don't yell at him anon! He tried his best...
>>2753268
>With a smile she tilts her head, closing her eyes
Everyone says I'm special. I like it!
>>
>>2753268
Is there any way you can get cuter?
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>>2753259
>fucks you with the power of the gods, your body shrivels up from the constant pain and pleasure, you cannot handle the power of the dark lord. The ten inch cock penetrates your entire body, lighting shooting straight through.
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>>2753277
O-oh really? I'm glad you do miss ah...?
>Jun puts his hand on the girl's head and slowly rubs it.

>>2753284
M-maybe? It depends on what people like doesn't it?
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>>2753296
>She nuzzles her head into your hand, smiling and gigling as you pet her
I'm Derpy! Nice to meet you Miss...
Uhmm.. this is where you say your name.
>>
>>2753293
>your enormous cock is suddenly 4 feet long and pierces all the way back out through the mouth but somehow this isn't immediately fatal, although now its ejaculate will be indistinguishable from strawberry frosting
>>
>>2753293
>cums a million times a second.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>2753306
>>2753307
>>2753293
>>2753259
Quality ERP
>>
>>2753307
>slaps your ass
>>
>>2753254
>We will never get a actual Jinx.
>>
>>2753315
Used to have one. She fucked like a demon on amphetamines.
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>>2753303
Miss?
>The boy softly chuckles.
It's nice to meet you miss Derpy; I'm Jun and well I'm actually a boy~
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>>2753311
Stayed in character the entire time 10/10
>>
>be a shota with a big fat cock
>mindbreaks everyone in the ass
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>>2753311
ty

>>2753313
>vores u
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>>2753315
What did you just say, you little brat? you don't want me to blow this whole room, don't you? Hahahaa

(Uhg no.. I don't think I can do Jinx)
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Welcome back, good hunter.
What is it you desire?
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>>2753342
Literally kill yourself.
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>>2753315
HAAAAH.....
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>>2753342
HOLD MY HAND
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>>2753342
A hug?
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>>2753327
>Nice to meet you too Miss Jun~
>She skips over your comment about being a boy. As if she didn't hear it at all. She continues to smile and tilt her head back and forth casually
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>>2753342
Metaphorically kill yourself.
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>>2753342
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>>2753355
Oh well um...
>His gaze immediately locked onto the ears protruding from your head.
A-are those real?
>Jun extends his hand out slowly to try and touch them.
>>
(TIME FOR WORK)
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>>2753342
>literally trash
kill yourself
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>>2753342
You.
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>>2753371
Hmm?
>She looks upwards trying to look at them herself, not realizing they're ontop of her head until she looks to far upwards and falls back onto her bottom
My ears? They're real. Who would wear fake ears?
>She says casually, not drawing attention to her falling over
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>>2753389
A-are you okay miss?
>The boy quickly drops down next to her.
A-and they're cute... I didn't know they could be real.
>>
Hit.
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>>2753418
Spike is too pure for this world.
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>>2753425
Does that mean you want to kill me?
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Hit.
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>>2753418
>Deals you an 7 to compliment your two 5s, bringing you to 17.
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>>2753431
Deals you a 10, leading to a bust with your pre-existing 12.
Better luck next time.
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>>2753433
Hit me. I believe in the 4.
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>>2753431
I hope you've made some friends by now
>>
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>>2753417
Wanna toooouch them?
I like being pet
>She leans forward, presenting her head to the small girlish boy
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>>2753440
But you have not dealt me any cards.

>>2753445
I have some bad news...
>>
>>2753440
>can't even greentext right
I'm useless.

>>2753444
>It's an Ace! Your total is now 18.
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>>2753455
That was a close one.. But.. There are still threes and twos in the deck.

I gotta take the chance. 18 gets me nothing. Hit me.
>>
>>2753448
Oh I'd love too~
>The boy giggles and slowly caresses her ears.
S-so soft and fluffy!
>His voice turned into a squeal as he finished his sentence.
>>
>>2753452
You're some sort of human dog hybrid?
>>
>>2753452
>Deals you a 10 and a facedown card.

>>2753464
Your destined card is a.....7. Bust.
>>
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>>2753474
Actually I am a human being that possess magic. However, when I use that magic, I sprout some features of a canine such as a tail as well as a portion of my hair changing to look like dog ears.
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>>2753464
Crazy nigga, sit on the 18!
>>
>>2753485
I was asking to be disappointed.
>>
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>>2753485
Hit me.
>>
>>2753504
>Flipping your face-down card to reveal a 2, the next dealt card is 4 leaving you with 16.
>>
>>2753494
What a strange catch that is. Being able to wield magic but having animalistic features appear every time said magic is used.
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>>2753533
Hit me.
>>
blog post about some insignificant detail of my real life that implies it's all someone else's fault
>>
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>>2753534
I would not call it a catch because it implies there are large negative effects to it. The really only problem that comes with it is having a "mating" season, so to speak.
>>
>>2753540
... Meta-shitposting? I like it.
>>
>>2753535
>Could it be? A 5! The dealer takes the hit, but the ensuing 8 brings them to 23.
Congrats! You win....something to be predetermined a later date.
>>
>>2753543
That doesn't seem like much of a problem for you seeing how you barely leave the comfort of your lab.
>>
>>2753552
nothing else going on, not like anyone's posting anything lewd
>>
>>2753540
circlejerk post with a picture of a cute anime girl
>>
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>>2753557
Oh. Okay.

>>2753576
You would be correct in that assumption. I just feel bad for the other witches that undergo this who also frequent this place such as Miyafuji.
>>
>tfw no lalafels/c@ts to erp with in FFXIV
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>>2753613
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>>2753597
>have time to post
>tired and brain not working so good
Misery.
>>
>>2753611
Poor Miyafuji.
Well I guess you better postpone your friends search until this mating season is over.
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>>2753613
I was about to create a loli but I didn't feel like it, I would love to ERP in FFXIV though
>>
>>2753645
Yeah, same here sadly. If something inspiring got posted it might be different, but otherwise...
>>
>>2753681
>Jinx
Don't get my hopes up anon.
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>>2753649
That would probably be for the best.
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>>2753710
I could ERP as Jinx but I don't think my normal behavior would work with Jinx, that's the problem

I already have a folder though
>>
>>2753681
>I would love to ERP in FFXIV though
Remind me to take you up on that soon.
>>
>>2753720
Till next time, Erica's sister.
>>
>>2753611
>>2753649
It doesn't seem to slow Miyafuji down. If anything she seems to use this place as a way to... satisfy those urges in relative safety.
>>
>>2753698
What are you looking for?
>>
>>2753744
I'm not really sure. Vagina and vagina-based accessories, I guess.
>>
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>>2753741
Farewell.

>>2753742
I-I would rather not go into detail about what Miyafuji does here...I am fully aware of that.
>>
>>2753723
Give it a go anon. It might just end up going better than you thought.
>>
>>2753766
Well, that's your call to make I suppose.
>>
As dead as you'd expect a Monday morning to be.
>>
>>2753118
>>2753121
>>2753122
>>2753133
Desustorage also has ghost posting (posting in pruned/deleted threads) for those rare occasions when 4chan goes down fyi
>>
Hey, gang! Anyone around to chat?
>>
>>2753866
THE DEAD WILL NOT BE ABATED. YOU ONLY DELAY THE INEVITABLE.
>>
>>2753720
what is with animu girls and buying underpants that are a size too small goddamn
>>
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>>2753878
Shut up
>>
>>2753866
Sure, how you doing today Iris?
>>
>>2753878
Huh!? I-I'm sorry?
>>
>>2753878
THE AGE OF DARK SHALL BE UNENDING
>>2753866
CHILD OF LIGHT YOU WILL NOT DELAY THE ABYSS
>>
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>>2753879
I don't know if you're the only guy who writes like that, but I always read it like you're about to start talking like Sweet Bro and/or Hella Jeff.
>>
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>>2753866
(I would bu I'm on the brink of passing out s-sorry... ;-; )
>>
>>2753887
I'm doing well! It's been I few days, so I wanted to greet everyone!

>>2753893
(Worry not. We'll have fun later~)
>>
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(...would there be interest in a fit, fiery avatar being played? Pic related.)
>>
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>>2753906
Great job coming back during my ded hours!

>>2753937
Probably
>>
>>2753892
there was a shitpost-avatarfag who posted as GEROMY for a while as i recall
>>
>>2753937
There's interest in damn near everything. Go for it.
>>
>>2753937
(She seems pretty neat. Your best bet is to just play her when things pick up to see what feedback you'd get)
>>
>>2753906
Well, we're glad to see you back!
>>
>>2753937
(ELSWORD character? Well I'll be damned.)
>>
>>2753937
She do butt stuff?
>>
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>>2753947
Um... Thanks..?

>>2753959
Teehee..! That makes me happy to hear! Not sure if I'm here to stay, however...
>>
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>>2753968
That was me being sarcastic because there's nobody to fucking talk to during these hours, but do what you want!
>>
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>>2753947
YOUR NEW DED HOURS?
>>
>>2753986
Ah, yeah... That's what I thought... sorry.
>>
>>2753968
Sad, but understandable. Hope you have fun on your stay here.
>>
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>>2754002
Don't start this shit Anon

>>2754006
You're forgiven
>>
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>>2754002
>tfw
>>
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>>2753947
>>2753949
>>2753952
(Then...I suppose I'll see what I can do later in the busy hours. Time to build a folder.)

>>2753963
(Yep. I contemplated between her, and WS!Rena, though I like BH!Elesis more.)

>>2753967
(...that can be arranged, yes.)
>>
Where's the drake poster when you need him?
>>
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>>2754016
I HAVE FEHLED YOU, CHARA. I HAVE FEHLED YOU.
>>
>>2754032
I like her already.
Carry on.
>>
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>>2754033
>>
>>2754032
(Good luck. I excited to see how it goes.)

>>2754016
Oh, thank you!

>>2754010
Thanks, I will!
>>
>>2754048
Can you penetrate me with your big black dick?
>>
>>2754049
(Arrgh)
>>
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>>2754053
>>
>>2754053
>tfw BBC is my fetish
>don't want to be called a cuck 24/7 in ERP
>>
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>>2754066
>>
>>2754066
That's very smart of you, because that's exactly what will happen to you.
>>
>>2754066
the fact that there's practically a whole sub-industry of porn based around YOU ARE A WORTHLESS WHITE MAN WATCH YOUR WHITE WOMEN TAKE THESE HUGE SUPERIOR BLACK DICKS AND GET SLAPPED AROUND AND SUCH still makes me laugh desu
>>
>>2754066
Would you let Hulk Hogan fuck your wife while you record it?
>>
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>>2754053
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>>2754066
LITTLE
>>
>>2754090
T-that's a yes?
>>
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>>2754094
WHITE
>>
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>>2754097
>>
>>2754099
NIGGERS
>>
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>>2754125
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>>2754094
using Trump for "little" in those seems quite ironic now
>>
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>>2754203
>>
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>>2754066
>When you find out your close internet friend is black
>You always had a small crush on him but now you can't stop thinking about his big cocoa dong
>>
>>2754079
I agree.
I don't want to watch the guy fuck my girl, I want to be the girl. :(
>>
>>2754289
>close internet friend

LD confirmed black. No wonder they're such a nigger
>>
>>2754321
>implying I'd marry a nigger
yh ok
>>
I bet that some other posters are niggers as well, Tomoko is probably a nigger
>>
>>2754329
>implying you wouldn't "marry" anything that gives you attention
>>
>>2754346
>>2754346
>>2754346
>>2754346
>>
Can anyone confirm that the UA faggot is a nigger?
>>
>big black cocks get mentioned
>thread derails immediately
Never change, 4chan.
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