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Matsuda x Ryouko Marriage Games
Matsud, do you take Ryouko as your lawful wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish until death do you part?
>First 36/48
>Dress up nicely
>Don't fuck my shit up
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Sans
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Jetstream Sam
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Matsuda.
I want to kill myself.
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Classy Shalashaska
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>>2747660
Machi
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Kuga
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Sol Weddingguy
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Megumu
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Naoto Shirogane
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>>2747660
Asui Tsuyu
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Wadanohara
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Spike Spiegel
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>>2747660
Ryouko Otonashi
I-I'm getting married? I had no idea...
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Mikan Tsumiki
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Iida Tenya
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>>2747660
Johnny Rico
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>>2747660
Fujiwara no Mokou
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>>2747660
Mii Swordfighter
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Squid Maid
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Nowi
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Baki Hanma
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Jean Pierre Polnareff
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Squid Girl
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Casey and Candice Neistat
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Ringabel
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Sato the absolute madman
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Eggman-kun
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Stocking
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>>2747660
Natsuki Subaru
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KAMINA
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Rainbow Dash
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>>2747660
End my suffering
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Takumi
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Utsutsu
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Carmen Laforet
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Kurumi
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>>2747660
Ramlethal Valentine
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bad news doggo
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Wedding Musician Pit
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Tenryuu
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The Player
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Maria and Harusame
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inb4 they meme on us
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Fuku Fire
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SAVE THE WORLD
This is as nice as I get, so you better be happy and stuff.
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>>2747660
Reasonably dressed Gogo
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Seija Kijin
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>>2747660
Golden God Donald
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>>2747758
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>>2747758
That would suck, we need more eventful games. In fact if this goes well I might muster up the effort to make my own.
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Wiggins
Here to see the poor bride left at the alter. S.mh
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>>2747660
Blossom
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Haruhi Suzumiya
>Crashes the wedding
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>>2747786
>>2747660
Oh, I can change into this real quick. Gimme a sec.
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>>2747595
You spent your time earlier to get me to feel better. I am doing the same for you.
>>2747648
Once again, I am sorry for your victory.
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>>2747758
Now why would I do that? I might be inhumane but I wouldn't leave her at the altar.
>>2747780
Don't worry, I'll ensure nothing happens. I'm certain you'll forget anything that happened by tomorrow though.
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>>2747790
Are you the same Blossom from October/earlier?
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>>2747821
Forget what happened? Should I maybe go get my notebook?
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Nanashi
Here to see some girl get dumped.
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>>2747709
kek
you look like a faggot
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A wedding? I thought you people had more sense than to go through this again.
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>>2747684
I'll take that as an "I do."
>>2747706
Ryouko, do you take Matsuda as your lawful husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish until death do you part?
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>>2747709
kek
you look like a faggot
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>>2747857
Great, let's begin
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Elphelt Valentine
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>>2747709
kek
you look like a faggot
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>>2747684
That's an odd way to say this is the best day of your life, boy.
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>>2747828
I believe so. It has been a while. Haha... Baboon and lucario are also with me.
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>>2747857
Could you please swap me for this gentleman?
>>2747786
>>2747815
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>>2747817
Oh! How nice of you, Rammy-chan!
>Stops hugging.
Hearing that made me a lot happier, see?
>Smiles.
>>2747857
I don't like this outfit one bit...
I guess it'll do though.
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>>2747854
Who cares? As long as they have decent food we should all be happy for them!
>>2747857
Yep, it looks good to me. Congratulations you two.
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>>2747857
>>2747795
I'm giving my spot away, that image looks terrible, and I don't wanna look for another one.
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>>2747854
Since when have the games had any sense?
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>>2747857
Looks good, can't wait for this to turn into a shotgun wedding.
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>>2747891
>Thank you.
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>>2747857
Looks good to me, let's do this.
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this was a pretty comfy day for /hg/
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Ribbit, ribbit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7_P5XHBdg4
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>>2747857
Um... I, hang on a second, I need to go do something.
>>2747821
MATSUDA-KUN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY? I WASN'T LISTENING!
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>>2747857
RED WEDDING
RED WEDDING
RED WEDDING
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>>2747841
>>2747859
>>2747865
I-I am only attempting to look fancy for the sake of this wedding.
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>>2747746
>>2747718
>>2747857
Swap please ~de geso.
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>>2747857
Let's get this dance started!
>>2747864
Too late!
>Slams door at your face.
>>2747854
Again? How many people have married in the middle of a bloodbath?
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>>2747882
Have this (from October)
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>>2747857
Actually, it looks pretty great.
Good luck, teammates.
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>>2747864
>>2747857
What a shame. We both missed it.
>>2747885
I can. Good luck in this.
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>>2747884
Thanks for the sub in! Bench was gettin a little too warm.
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>>2747734
>>2747751
>>2747857
You can go ahead and swap me for this young lady.
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>>2747836
No please, just remain without your little notebook. Alright?
>>2747857
It was the opposite of I do...Ugh, what did I even get myself caught up in. Just make sure this won't distract me from reading my manga.
>>2747870
I wouldn't call this the best day of my life. I'm rather concerned about my own mental state.
>>2747910
I'd tell you to check your notebook, just make sure that you stop screaming. I'm getting a headache and your bottomless bucket is making it all the much worse. Say the obvious and make sure it doesn't end up in a regrettable time for me.
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>>2747916
Inkvade the wedding.
Kill
Them.
All.
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most people are out with their Mothers on a day like this but youre here watching two autistic neckbears get maried on 4chan.
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>>2747925
Thanks a lot! Maybe I'll even be able to win!
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>>2747943
What's the obvious? You still didn't tell me what I'm supposed to say...
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>>2747950
>implying most of us have mother an or close enough to take them out
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>>2747950
And you're complaining about as if you're any better.
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>>2747857
I'm so happy for them both...
>>2747912
>STOP RIGHT THERE
>>2747950
>fuck u it's not mother's day in my country yet
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>>2747950
Nigga moms are sleeping by now.
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>>2747948
Weddinks are pretty inkportant. I can't just inkvade them ~de geso.
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>>2747887
And if they don't have decent food?
>>2747900
I kinda thought about that after I said it, but still...this place and weddings don't mix.
>>2747920
More than you might think. Nothing says "romance" like blood and guts, right?
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>>2747920
B-but!
>>2747925
That's not fair though.
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>>2747921
Heyyyy, that's pretty good.
Love it, it looks awesome. Thanks!
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>>2747950
Well sorry for my mother being dead.
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>>2747950
I already did everything I wanted to do (and more) for Mother's Day m80
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>>2747950
Mothers day is over for me anon. We went bowling. I now know I fucking suck at bowling
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>>2747915
There's a thin line between being fancy for those kinds of events, and looking like a clown.
Just try to have fun.
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>Heyyyy, that's pretty good.
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>>2747950
My gift for Mother's Day was giving her some alone time
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>>2747974
The best we can hope for is something hilarious happening from this even if it turns to shit
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>>2747950
ayo fuck u man I already went out with my mom
and I'm fuckin clean shaven so suck my nuts
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>>2747993
Well of course you do. That's like going golfing if you've barely ever golfed.
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>>2747974
That's when we care a whole bunch, obviously.
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>>2747978
>>2748010
Yeah good job linking you fucking goddamn retard. What are you, fucking retarded?
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Good job on marriage.
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>>2748017
>being clean shaven
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>>2747950
>Mother's day ended around 12 hours ago for me and I spend my entire day with her. Bite me for trying to get some fun change on the go here so you people have a change of pace from the usual games. Honestly, if you take this in a sense of actual commitment besides just a shake up from the usual you're not grasping the concept of having a laugh.
>>2747960
Ugh...Just say what you want, woman. Just ensure me that it won't end up in a failure.
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>>2747960
Just say "I do", then you get to kiss Matsuda.
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>>2747857
I almost forgot! I must wish the bride and groom the best on their future. This surely is a special day, after all.
>>2748049
Where are the party favors?
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>>2748012
We might be doomed, Beast Boy.
>>2748024
A whole bunch, we walk out, or a whole bunch, we wreck up the place?
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>>2748049
You know what, fuck it, this shit's gay anyway.
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>>2748003
Do you see any paint on me, Sir? Just because I am out of the ordinary does not make me a clown.
>>2748049
I was born with this strength.
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>>2747950
I already spent my time with Mother.
>My dad decided to take her out to the restaurant this time so I bought her two bags of Reeses and a bouquet of Roses.
>>2747916
My thanks.
>>2747954
Maybe. No one can be sure.
>>2747977
It appears I have been invited. Sorry El. I'm sure they will have an after party.
>>2748049
This can be used for subduing.
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>>2747943
Really now? Don't tell me you aren't ready to share the rest of your life with the cute lady over there. You can't back down now!
>>2747977
Alright, how about a deal?
>Gives a shopping list.
I'll let you get in if you get all the booze and junk food listed here.
>>2747974
I couldn't agree more with that statement! What a better way to show your love by fighting to death alongisde your loved one!
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>>2748049
Time to start the party
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>>2748045
Oh... Okay! I think I understand what you want now!
>clears her throat
"What you want woman!"
How's that?
>>2748049
I DO!
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>>2748027
>>2748010
Glad someone caught the reference.
>>2748049
Rooting for End my suffering.
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>>2748049
I must say, I'm a bit disappointed to lose so early during such an important event.
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>>2748049
It's the burden of a poor man.
>>2748061
I think the latter's a given considering we're already killing people, so I'd say the former.
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>>2748066
this nigga look like some Italian barber lmao
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>>2748061
That's different from any other thing that happens how?
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>>2748080
>Were you the other Frankfag?
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>>2748049
Dang it, I knew I wasn't allowed in.
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>>2748049
Jackpot! Now to see if I can make it to the end of this weeding!
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>>2748049
For the sake of all living creatures, I'm willing to do anything. This is just the beginning of my trails.
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>>2748067
I hope one of us wins!
>>2748083
Don't be too sad about it.
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>>2748049
Certainly that ceremony is a quite different from the ones where I used to live.
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>>2747950
It's 10:20 at night, we went for lunch and l gave her a blueberry vine/bush thing
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>>2748049
There's no point fighting someone I can't take seriously. All you're doing is throwing manga's at me.
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>>2748067
Oh...have fun then! I'll sit and wait I guess.
>>2748068
>nods to sleep
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>>2748049
Please, just let me be. I'm already suffering from a headache and I'd rather have it pass away with these supplies.
>>2748068
Sadly enough I won't be able to just crawl back. I'm already too far gone at this point now aren't I. Don't worry though, I'll make sure she forgets about this in a while.
>>2748077
I'm not a woman, woman. Don't you seem to grasp i-... No please don't even bother to come near me.
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>>2748068
Right up to the point where the loved one kills his or her partner, you mean. It's usually some sort of treacherous backstab, too.
>>2748087
Effective, but boring. How's the food anyway? I'm not in your little shindig, so I guess I didn't have that much skin in the game in the first place.
>>2748094
Depending on these guys for something? Anything? It's a special kind of doom.
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Everyone please stay seated for another few moments while the rings are being brought in.
You'll all get the desserts and cakes later, there's enough to go around.
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>>2748098
Maybe...
Okay yes.
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>>2748157
>Oh hell yeah my nigga.
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>>2748149
That was scary, right ?
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>>2748149
Thank you for hosting by the way! I hate that I had to miss out on another wedding.
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>>2748149
I think theres a bunny hiding behind those bushes, come out Mr Rabb-
THATS NOT A BUNNY
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>>2748149
>That Matsuda event
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>>2748149
I love this sponsor
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>>2748149
Why would I need a minigun?
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>>2748109
If it comes to it, I will give you a painless death.
>>2748141
I plan to.
>>2748149
I know most of these.
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>>2748147
I know I'm the one that mentioned it, but I think you may be asking the wrong person about the food quality. I have no clue what's good and what's bad.
>>2748149
I'm getting more bothered than hot by this.
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>>2748177
I want a loli shirt
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>>2748149
You're having sex here of all places? I really don't understand you people.
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>>2748149
You simply take a scalpel and bash it into someone's skull, it'll ensure that none of them will ever stand up again. The brain is the most important part in a human, you should know that, anyone knows that.
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>YFW your jokes are all lowkey full of self hatred and your friends start to ask if you're okay
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>>2748147
Is there really an average kind of doom though?
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>>2748177
Filthy Frank Motherfucker. Filthy Frank, bitch.
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>>2748204
You too... I think?
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>>2748231
Goddamnit Izaya.
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>>2748088
Alright, you can cease now with the abrasive comments. I-I get it, I look terrible.
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>>2748231
>using lowkey in a sentence
Kill yourself nigger
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And now to our readings, before the we end.
God said, 'Let us make man in our own image, in the likeness of ourselves, and let them be masters of the fish of the sea, the birds of heaven, the cattle, all the wild beasts and all the reptiles that crawl upon the earth.'
God created man in the image of himself,
in the image of God he created him,
male and female he created them.
God blessed them, saying to them, 'Be fruitful, multiply, fill the earth and conquer it. Be masters of the fish of the sea, the birds of heaven and all living animals on the earth.' God saw all he had made, and indeed it was very good.
This is the word of the Lord.
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>>2748144
>kissu
>>2748149
I had this weird dream where, well, I can't really remember it but I think I was like falling and falling and then I suddenly woke up.
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>>2748231
>mfw it's starting to get harder and harder for me to tell if my self-hatred and nihilism jokes are serious or not.
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>>2748144
Wooh slow down there for a second, you're gonna take away one of her happiest memories? Unlike a cut made on your skin, you can't heal memories back.
>>2748141
...And then like that she fainted, hello?
>Snaps fingers in front of you.
>>2748147
Hmm...I wouldn't reach that far, if I've gotta kill someone better have it as my enemy.
>>2748149
You want me to end that suffering for you buddy?
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>>2748204
Win for me also. Oh, and bring me back some cake please
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>>2748261
I don't have a lunchbox. You guys never even gave me lunch.
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>>2748208
Why not? Haven't you eaten food before? It's not that difficult.
>>2748233
Uhh, yeah. There are times when you think that if there were an eighth circle of hell, this would be it.
>>2748269
You say that. They all say that. I've said that. Then there are the awkward moments after we've done the deed.
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>>2748261
Wa-Wait, I-It wasn't, th-then...O-Oh god...
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>>2748227
True. However many of the vitals are located in the chest. While someone could end up disabled if you attack the brain, it is an almost guaranteed death if you go for the lungs.
>>2748245
I am sorry for disturbing you.
>>2748261
Why do people keep telling me these things?
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http://www.funny-games.biz/mio-f-series.html
http://www.funny-games.biz/azn-f-series.html
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>>2748261
zzzzz...
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>>2748261
It was, but there was also something extra
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>>2748261
Uh...aight. I'm just gonna go call someone quick, y'all stay here.
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>>2748261
Just keep it down, and keep your eyes open, got it? You'll get your chance to sleep in a few hours.
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>>2748261
>>2748289
This guy is a lot more disturbing, Rammy-chan...
I don't like what he's talking about at all.
>>2748300
Alright!
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>>2748271
I will try for both. Though I can't be too sure if I can complete them.
>>2748320
They brought it up at out of nowhere.
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>>2748284
If you mean killing them here where death doesn't mater much...I'd maybe be concerned a few times. Not like I would ever marry someone, stray murderers like me don't get happy endings.
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>>2748261
I'm already having terrible nightmares of what is about to come...
>>2748267
...
>Gets kissu'd
Ugh...Can you please keep your filthy hands and mouth away from me, woman?
>>2748269
I can make her memories vanish, don't worry. I've developed a certain memory wipe technology, it'll work on her. I'm certain of it.
>>2748289
It still takes a while for them to end up dying, woman. You might not realise it, but even the lungs have to be filled with blood before their existence fades. Scrambling their brains will soon end up in everything messing up and one wrong move can turn into a fatality.
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The Lord God said, 'It is not good that the man should be alone. I will make him a helpmate.' So from the soil the Lord God fashioned all the I wild beasts and all the birds of heaven. These he brought to the man to see what he would call them; each one was to bear the name the I man would give it. The man gave names to all the cattle, all the birds of heaven and all the wild beasts. But no helpmate suitable for man was found for him. So the Lord God made the man fall into a deep sleep. And while he slept, he took one of his ribs and enclosed it in flesh. The Lord God built the rib he had taken from the man into a woman, and brought her to the man. The man exclaimed:
'This at last is bone from my bones,
and flesh from my flesh!
This is to be called woman,
for this was taken from man.'
This is why a man leaves his father and mother and joins himself I to his wife, and they become one body.
This is the word of the Lord.
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>>2748284
I have, but it's been a long time since I've eaten things that weren't pizza or stale bread. You kind of forget what good food's supposed to taste like after awhile.
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>>2748066
I'm not saying that you looks like one, Mister.
Does I look like a detective? With a pipe and a magnifying glass?
Either way, It's just their opinion, not mine.
But... try to wear something less uncomfortable.
>>2748261
"Eating human is..."
Why I'm supposed to give a lecture on topics like that...?
Eating human flesh is something grotesque.
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>>2748334
Snakes in the grass man, Boogie was right.
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>>2748330
I'm going to stop listening to them.
>>2748334
The fact that you knew almost makes me feel better about all my stuff being stolen.
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>>2748334
What did I even do!?
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>>2748332
Hmm. I guess in the case that you are only allowed one attack, the brain is the easiest way to kill someone. I learned something.
>>2748334
Make sure we find the least cutest animals.
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>>2748332
You're a boy so that means you're supposed to enjoy that kind of thing! Why don't you enjoy being kissed by someone as pretty as me? Is... Is it because you're secretly a girl?
>>2748334
I wonder who left all this free stuff in the middle of nowhere like this?
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>>2748334
It's kind of dumb raiding a campsite that has nothing useful in it.
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>>2748334
After this, I'm going to beat your shit again.
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>>2748334
Yeah, sure...
Look how shocked I am.
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>>2748334
I would have preferred something a little more compact; this thing is such a nuisance to carry around. But I'll take what I can get.
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>>2748332
Yeah but...why? That's one hell of a an asshole move. Don't you want her to be happy or something cheesy like that?
>>2748334
That was going to be my dinner, thanks for making my job easier! Wanna feast on some snake meat?
>>
Alleluia, alleluia!
God is love;
let us love one another
as God has loved us.
Alleluia!
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>>2748423
>Alleleuia
Hallelujah, you twit
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>>2748423
I-I think it'd be better if I just pretend I didn't see it...
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>>2748331
Maybe you'll just take the first step. You don't have to marry anybody. I'm sure there's someone out there that doesn't mind that you're a stray murderer.
>>2748335
Well, generally speaking, good food isn't pizza or stale bread. It'll take some time for you to narrow down the list.
>>2748432
Depends on the context. I'd go with Alleluia in this case.
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>>2748423
It makes more sense to kill the buff guy in his sleep. You don't want to give him the chance to kill you once he wakes up.
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>>2748423
At least I'm not going to give another lecture.
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>>2748371
Why would you waste your energy when it can be done in one blow, woman?
>>2748374
No, it's because you're a freak of nature. I've explained this to you before. It isn't all that hard to understand.
>>2748405
Sure I want her to be happy, but she's happy as long as I'm around. She doesn't even care for marriage, she just wants me to be in her near vicinity.
>>2748423
I'm already in the final stage of hell, it isn't all that bad so I'll continue on smiling.
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>>2748432
Both spellings are acceptable, you ignorant, arrogant twit.
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>>2748423
>Snores loudly.
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>>2748423
I'd best get out of here before he spots me, I don't want to deal with some creep mistaking me for another deer.
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>>2748330
I know you can Ram.
>>2748269
H-huh? Did I fall asleep?
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>>2748423
It is too quiet.
>>2748469
With the weapons I carry, it is best used to continuously slash them instead of dealing one blow.
>>2748365
I think they stooped. Apparently they didn't even know what they were talking about.
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>>2748448
I don't think people give stale bread a chance. It's actually not that bad once you get used to it.
But I get what you're saying. Technically anything should be good food when I've only eaten horribly, but I want to know what here's the cream of the crop!
>>
>tfw ERP threads last longer than HG threads
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Alleluia, alleluia!
As long as we love one another
God will live in us,
and his love will be complete in us.
Alleluia!
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>>2748551
That is because they are slower, which makes sense
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>>2748520
Well I'm glad they stopped.
Talking about eating people is just creepy.
>>2748554
W-wait! Come back!
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>>2748520
You should get a weapon that just requires one strike, woman. How about you get a scalpel, it just takes one co-ordinated blow and everything ends just perfectly.
>>2748554
Stay down and you might actually survive one day when you're not taking on someone who's far above you, child.
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>>2748557
Lot more anon posting as well, so the image limit takes many more posts to reach.
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>>2748554
I see how it is! Now that you realized he didn't kill you, you start sucking up to him! What kind of man're you supposed to be?!
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>>2748554
I'm glad he didn't kill me and all but... why would I do that?
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>>2748554
I went easy on you girl, so don't think of this as a victory. The next time I see you, I won't be holding back.
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>>2748554
Ugh, I should have find water...
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>>2748529
You should be steering clear of stale bread unless you're using it to make bread pudding. Why so low on the food scale, anyway?
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>>2748600
G-girl...?
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>>2748554
V-E-R-T-I-C-A-L-I-T-Y
Verticality
Knew those HibbertCoins would come in handy someday.
>>
>>2748554
I'll make this work somehow.
>>2748509
I am surprised I am still in this.
>>2748576
I see. Next time I leave, I will look for this weapon.
>>2748570
The situation didn't call for it. Even with what we are doing, it struck me as odd.
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>>2748610
found*
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Alleluia, alleluia!
Anyone who lives in love
lives in God,
and God lives in him.
Alleluia!
>>
>>2748626
Anything that requires one strike should do the job just fine, woman. Don't even bother looking for something specific, all it requires is one strike after all.
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>She notices the wedding decor.
Wonderful. What's the occasion? Someone's IQ managed to get past 35?
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>>2748615
Wait a minute, bread pudding's a thing? Since when did this happen?
As for the whole food problem, I chalk it up to being low on cash. Being a professional shut-in doesn't really pay all that well, you know?
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>>2748423
Actually, don't belive what I said, most likely you'll find my dead body by tomorrow morning.
>>2748469
Oh that changes things! If that's all it takes to make her life worth living then to hell with this party!
>>2748509
Indeed you did, falling a sleep in the middle of a wedding huh? Hahaha!, welcome back.
>>2748448
Actually I've yet to find someone who feels bothered by an ex-mercenary walking free. Besides, the lone wolf life has it's own unique advantages!
>>2748554
Ejoy it while it last, I'm doing this for free!
>>
>>2748626
I don't see it ever being not odd... ehehe...
Kind of horrifying actually.
>>2748648
I'm king of the world!
>>
>>2748648
Hopefully I can keep them on edge long enough for them to get exhausted
>>
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>>2748570
My Apologies, even on situations like that.
I'll never bring myself to eat people... that's something horrible.
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>>2748576
Shouldn't one of her blades only require one strike? They're fucking 7 feet long, just cleave the poor bastard in half.
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>>2748648
>>2748650
I understand. Now I have another question. Are you an hallucination right now?
>>2748655
It is just another opportunity to kill people.
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>>2748648
That shit was way too close to home. Got PG's leg snapping on repeat in my head.
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>>2748616
Yes, girl. That's what I said.
>>2748648
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd like to hear more of Mokou stories.
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Marriage games?
Huh. Haven't seen that in a long time
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>>2748648
Di-Died alone...ag-again.
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>>2748666
Please do whatever you must, crash it with no survivors and ensure that you take her with you.
>>2748679
I haven't seen her blades. I just doubt that if she tells me cutting should be done continuously with her weaponry it's very effective.
>>2748648
>>2748682
Yes. I am actually a hologram from the future, woman. I've never been more than just a hologram, just like the rest of the dangans. We're an army of holograms.
>>
>>2748675
Well that makes me feel a little more comfortable.
>>2748692
I-I'm actually a guy, so...
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>>2748648
I miss them...
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>>2748648
>>2748673
Nasty tales you have there hot pants, keep 'em coming!
>>2748655
Just a pair of lovers making them relationship official as everyone else dies around them.
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What the fuck did I just walk in to?
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>>2748666
I'm so sorry! I have a tendency to do that...was I drooling?
>>2748626
It's because I wished you luck.
>>
Alleluia, alleluia!
God is love; let us love one another
as God has loved us.
Alleluia!
>>
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>>2748682
Well then I guess nothing is different. I was hoping something actually worth celebrating was going on.
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>>2748720
A shit show not starring me
>>
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>>2748720
Run while you can.
>>
>>2748692
>>2748710
>>2748683
Keep listening, cause I can do better
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>>2748705
Huh. I can't say I would have seen that coming.
>>2748671
I don't understand horror.
>>2748725
Keep wishing me luck.
>>2748730
I am tired of this shit. I haven't killed anything yet.
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>>2748655
>>2748733
When Matsuda and Ryouko love each other very much, they combine their powers of thought and just manage to scrape at 36.
>>2748661
Since about the eleventh century, give or take. And get a damn job. Being a professional shut-in isn't a thing.
>>
>>2748730
Not it!
>>2748752
Well... Eating people is kind of freaky because I'm people.
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>>2748733
Oh. Two people got married as well. I don't know what will happen. But I believe it will last longer than the previous one.
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>>2748707
Is that so? Well, you look like a girl and dress like a girl, so I'm just calling it like I see it.
>>2748730
Why did I even bother entering this contest...
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>>2748730
This ain't really fair. How are any of y'all ever gonna catch me?
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>>2748742
It's not starring me either, I am appalled by this.
>>2748744
I'll do that later, I think I'll enjoy the festivities for now.
>>
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>>2748772
>>2748710
That's the dumbest thing I've heard all day. Which two idiots decided to tie the knot?
>>2748753
...
It's Matsuda.
>She's at a loss for words.
>>2748720
You can walk out anytime.
>>
>>2748720
The usual, now please help me escape from all this suffering.
>>2748730
I don't see the point in doing so. Just tag me and I'll read my manga for the rest of the day.
>>2748752
Really? It's the trick we usually create. By now it's common knowledge that we usually pull this off.
>>2748753
Trust me when I say it's not mutual.
>>
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>>2748707
You still seems a bit nervous... But I promise you that I'll never harm to you or anyone.
Although, perhaps the appropriated thing to do is leaving you alone for now.
>>
Okay, that was the reading stuff. Onto the, ehh, fuck, what's next.
Oh yeah!
If anyone can show just cause why this couple cannot lawfully be joined together in matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace
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>>2748753
Thanks for the kind words, but I kind of have a job...kind of. I work as a butler for this girl I saved awhile back, but I don't get paid.
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>>2748705
No no nonono! Hold it! I might be one bloody asshole sometimes but I'm not stealing any bride from anyone.
I already had enough problems back when I was alive. The hell is wrong with you?
>>2748725
A bit, barely noticeable. At least no one else noticed.
>>2748730
And this time I come out alive instead of a cyborg ninja killing me.
>>2748751
For suche a pretty woman you sure have some twisted stories inside that head of yours.
>>2748794
Idiotic, but it doesn't make it any less fun!
>>
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>>2748769
Thanks adoring fan
>>2748788
The nerve of some people, truly.
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>>2748797
Oh thank god, you're just humoring the moron.
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>>2748808
Alright, what the fuck? Man that's a special kind of next level bullshit!
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Should I congratulate this or feel sorry for it?
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>>2748767
I mean I don't understand fear at all.
>>2748797
Where is your original body?
>>2748808
If I catch you again, I will eviscerate you.
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>>2748752
I'd like to see you win. That would prove weddings are the ultimate source of luck and happiness.
>>2748815
Forgive me! That's not how a woman should act, it's so disgusting.
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>>2748794
Not happening, kiddo.
>>2748797
Now why should I help you? What do I get out of this?
>>2748819
I know, right? I'm also extremely disappointed I wasn't invited.
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>>2748831
kys no face
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>>2748831
Laugh at Matsuda's misery.
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>>2748808
Great minds think alike!
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>>2748813
Don't forget you're my food tester too, don't want to poison the masses.
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>>2748808
It was foolish to let you get that close to me. I should have taken you out while you were approaching from a distance.
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>A Delorean Appeared
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>>2748788
Well then, enjoy while you can.
I suppose there's still food over there.
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>>2748794
What's the matter? You didn't accept his offer to walk to the altar in time?
>>2748797
It takes two to tango, and you've kept up the moves so far. You could stop at any time.
>>2748813
Okay, why not? You save her and she doesn't have the decency to compensate you?
>>2748857
Who are you, and why do you look so...fabulous?
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>>2748849
Well y'know, when you aren't invited. Make yourself invited.
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>>2748831
Personally I'm indifferent about it, I mean seriously, who cares?
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>>2748831
Crying tears of joy is the only solution.
>>2748857
Yeah, just don't spit in the food, okay? I don't want to eat another person's spit unless it's a cute girls.
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>>2748854
Could we call it despair?
>>2748882
I care as long as I can make fun of him for it
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I want to marry stocking
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>>2748844
Even the most majestic of damsels have their moments of weakness, I'll pretend I saw nothing...for a price.
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>>2748808
I'm rather certain this is pig. I've ate this before and it just tastes and smells like that dumb little nurse.
>>2748815
You seriously don't want to take the redhead out for a drive? I expected some of you to be eager to take her away and you seemed to fit her rather well. What a shame.
>>2748821
If you honestly expect me to even bother with any of this then you're just as inane as the rest of these idiots.
>>2748843
Most likely in a lab somewhere studying the human brain, why?
>>2748849
I could hook you up with a few things. A brand new TV or some manga or you could date that redhead, you always seem eager to want that.
>>2748854
At least I'm not married to someone like that idiot and his furcoat.
>>2748876
I've never begun this dance, woman. It's a rather one sided dance and I'll make sure that when the music stops she'll be waltzing on her own.
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Really? No objections? Well, here I was thinking it'd spice things up a bit.
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>>2748900
Yeah? Well tough shit.
>Stocking
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