/scaly/ - Scaly General: Thread #53 Post lewd reptiles and

>>2723439
There is still Yooka-Laylee

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One platformer I think doesn't get enough love is pic related.

He may not be the best compared to Gex and Spyro but I thought he was a cute lil guy. Game had a lot of charm to it too.

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>>2723707

Did you play the sequel?

I remember there being ad placement for Lifesaver Gummies in the PC version of 2.

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>>2723644
>Release date(s) October 2016

All my scaly games, all released later this year
>tfw

>>2723807
Never played the sequel

How does it measure up to the first?

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Would you use a dragon head or torso stone from Dark Souls IRL? y/n

For those of you who don't know the games, it turns your head or your entire body, respectively, into a dragon hybrid.

>>2723439
Because Skylanders killed them

Fuck you too EA

>>2724076
>How does it measure up to the first?

Similar to the first, but there's minigames, and there's a store to buy things.

>>2724165
Yeah, sure. As long as I get the body of the thing on the left and not that of the anorexic deer on the right.

Anyone got the source for >>2671011?

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>>2724165
As long as my eyes and mouth aren't in my throat.

Dark Souls 2 had the best one imo, even if it was just armor.

>>2724165
Post HIIIIPS build

>>2723707
Yes, I remember loving the sound effects he made.

>>2724414

Yeah, I didn't like the 1st one much, but the second was fun. (damn tank controls)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOnPqTI5eKY

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>>2724418
I actually did this after finishing my first DS run.

>>2724165
Does it still only come off if you die?
Because I don't like any of them nearly enough to make it permanent, but it would be fun to play around with

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>>2724418
>needing a build
I'm still going to visit Rosaria to try increasing it but wearing Dancer's set is all you need to get a great butt.

[spoiler]Forgive the dark sword, I don't PvP with it[/spoiler]

>>2724525
>Does it still only come off if you die?
Yep.
The whole point of it is that it's a permanent change to a normal human, but since you're undead you're always reborn after you die.

If it makes you feel better armor isn't too great this time around.

http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/2668063/#q2695574
Scalies fucking furries really turns me on

>>2724518
Thank you! Love the bubbly butt

>>2724539
Why is dark sword OP again?

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>>2724779

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>>2724480

HOLY SHIT IT'S HIS PARENTS

Croc has parents?!

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>>2724165
Definitely a torso stone.

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I wish Vader San drew more :(

>>2725062
But anon, that's Fivel's art.

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>>2724165
is that even a real question?

i would prefer the dragons from 1 but i'll take whatever i can get.

>>2724779
Fairly good base damage and length of a weapon of its size.

>>2725178
I feel like I'm the only one that prefers 3's head.
Definitely wish the body weren't emaciated and that the head were a little thicker too.

>>2725573
the head isn't the problem, it's fine even if its a bit small. the body just looks like a generic hollow body with even less flesh and also a tail.

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I know I'm late, but fuck it.

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>>2723707
>>2723807
These games were goofy as fuck and I loved them.

The camera was a fucking nightmare and trying to find some of those secrets were fucking horseshit.

I loved the goofy platformers like neverhood, skullmonkeys and croc though.

>>2726266
That image seems a little homoerotic.

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>>2726305
They're just hugging, I promise.

>>2726437
But I don't want them to be just hugging.

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>>2726450
Why not?

>>2726514
Because them fucking is hotter.

>>2726305
>>2726450
>>2726556

/v/fags, plz go and stay go

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>>2724165
>Use stones on self
>Make cult
>Share use of stones

Could probably squeeze a bit of money out of it as well

>>2726569
What?

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>>2726569
How could you tell?

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>>2726569
Not either one of them, but to be fair Overwatch and Battlefield threads made /v/ boring as fuck to browse in the past 24+ hours.

Have a Jaggia for your troubles

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>>2726670
>>2726693

You shit up every thread on /v/ with awful, awful posting

>>2726773
every *dragon thread

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>>2726773
not him but that's some grade A autism tracking down all that shit and making an image.

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>>2726693
Someone finally says it.
Thank you.

I might have to actually go play some videogames.
Gotta decide between mad world, killer is dead, and morrowind though.

>>2726773
The only thing I post in those threads is the
>This isn't videogames
image.

You know the one.

>>2726773
I with they would all go to hotwheelschan and stay there.

>>2726812
If I remember right, that was all in the same thread. Not him btw.

>>2726812
It was posted a few months ago, judging by the archive link

http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/1362252/#1422513

>mfw Thread #12 was back in Feburary

I wonder if these threads have gone faster or slower since then

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>>2726828
Try a bit of Morrowind.

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>>2726941
>I wonder if these threads have gone faster or slower since then

Well, these have been around since fall last year, right?

Probably faster then, if we're already past 50

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Hey kiddos, wanna take a Blast To The Past of ye olden days of Janurary 2016?

http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/1053739/#q1053739

The earliest it goes is either Thread 7, or that's when it was starting to be a general

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>>2726922
>tfw the gay / solo male scalie thread got deleted.

FUCK.

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>>2726992
Everything about this manga was fucking hilarious.
Do they have any more stuff like this?

>>2726950
Sounds like a plan.

>>2727051
I did not know there was an uncensored version of this.
Do you browse /dsg/, by any chance?

>>2727051
>The earliest it goes is either Thread 7
What do you mean? The archive goes all the way back to the first scaly thread which didn't even lead into a general.
http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/3115/
There then was
http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/144428
Which led into the threads becoming a numbered general starting with
http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/268771/

>>2727062
What ISN'T broken at nolongerhotwheelschan?

>>2727093
>Do they have any more stuff like this?

Doesn't look like it...

>>2727094
>Do you browse /dsg/, by any chance?
I've been to /dsg/, yeah. That pic happens to be from the link though.

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https://xcom.com/news/en-into-the-nest-xcom-2s-viper-king-exposed
Looks like there are male sneks after all.
It must be good to be the Viper King, surrounded by sooo many sexy females wanting to be his queen.

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>>2726935
>>2726941
i didn't actually read the picture when i posted that, so i'm gonna take back what i said, sorry.

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>>2727283

it's okay

gimme a hug, anon

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>>2727321
cute kobold hugs?

>>2727321
Bestbold, I want to lewd that Kobold.

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>>2727385
>>2727392

how about both?

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Wowee, from before the general even started, this pic

>>2727639
>Dinosaucers
>Dinosaur Train
Whoever put these on there has excellent obscure taste.

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Every time I try to fap to scaly girls, I can't keep it up. I guess I have reptile dysfunction.

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>>2727847

>>2727237
Huh. I would have thought they would have gone with a queen.

>>2726992
I canmt read moonrunes, is there a translated version of that? Looks fucking hilarious

>>2728447
>I canmt read moonrunes, is there a translated version of that? Looks fucking hilarious

http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/the_young_maiden_in_love_is_a_carnivore

>>2727639
So how many of us married Shavee?

>>2728519
I did. Though I wish there were more marriable female argonians

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>>2728538
Download Interesting NPCs. There's a female Argonian named Anum-La the Swamp Knight. Go through all her available quests and the mod's main quest, and she becomes marriable.

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>>2727237
There better be some male sneks damn it.

>>2728795
You're getting a king though.

>>2727237

>Kill him to assert domminance.
>Place yourself as the new ruler.
>Gain snaketits harem.

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>>2728740
Anum-La is top tier wife material, would definitely go on a long hunting trip to Black Marsh and rough fucking.

>>2726177
I appreciate it.

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Would you a old lizard queen?

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>>2724818
cmon man, at least look for the actual image instead of posting the compressed version
t. guy who posted that

>>2731328
I would be honored to.

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she likes men younger than her

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>>2729071
I expected a big buff snake man with a regular gold crown and what I got was an elegant handsome Snake King

Yet I was not disappointed

>>2731328
Everyone needs some lovin sometime

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>>2724779
I'm late but i've been busy. The dark sword is op for two reasons. First is that it is a straight sword, which means it is one of the fastest weapons with a very usable move-set.

Second is that it does only a little bit less damage than a fully upgraded ultra-greatsword. Upwards of 400 damage per swing if you build yourself right.

Just to put it into perspective, end level builds have 1000-1200ish hp.

>>2726177
Well shit forget her then, I'll take her brother. He seems more eager.

do we have a skype group or somethin?

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>>2727237
>The Viper King’s move set includes:

>Choke, an upgraded version of the Bind ability that deals more damage and has a chance to knock the target unconscious

Can't wait to get "choked" to unconsciousness by some viper D

>>2733737
Why the fuck would we have a skype group?

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>>2733737
A Skype or Discord group would pretty much kill the general. Keep it in one place.

>>2733737
There is an ERP general on /trash/, you know.

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>>2733737
I will never understand this mentality. At all.

Obligatory hatchling gif.

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>>2733795

what does snayyk cloaca taste like?

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Others (myself included) often use this cropped image when starting rooms. Does anyone know the source or full image? Reverse search isn't doing shit for me.

>>2734064
If you know the names of the characters / species pictures, just enter than into e621 and you're bound to find it. It looks Monster Hunter to me, but that's all I can tell you.

>>2734711
e621 doesn't have the image, as far as the rathalos and azure_rathalos tags are concerned.

>>2734733
Can't help you then, I'm afraid. I guess you could try FA, if you're really desperate.

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>>2733737
>He wants a skype group for a porn thread.

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>>2733970

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>>2733726
Her dad seems like a DILF desu senpai

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>>2733737
so... what are you planning on talking about?

>>2727639
Wasn't this updated?

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>>2736846
Likely the same shit we talk about here I bet, just with nametags.

Does anyone really need information separated onto two different channels than one? A live group chat would probably stagnate these threads a bit and maybe make them harder to follow for those not wanting to participate in whatever chat. It also ultimately defeats the purpose of anonymity here as well.

>>2737015
Kinda what happened to /vore/, a bit, actually. Although /vore/ Skype is more for shitposting and RP than discussion.

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>>2737015
agreed. maybe if a drawfag wanted to do some sort of "watch me draw" event or something similar, but for regular discussion? nah.

>>2737056
Besides, there's Twitch creative for that.

>>2731328
>>2731567
>>2731582
>>2731590
She's hot in an ugly way. I get the idea she used to be much more attractive but is now barely a shadow of that. Like Carrie Fischer in The Forcce Awakens

>>2731609
That's because everyone older than her is dead.

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>>2737319

Elderly ladies are top Unf, anon.

>>2732784
>Upwards of 400 damage per swing if you build yourself right.

What build are we talking here...? Heavy Gem + STR?

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I don't know why sharks count as scalies but I'm glad they do.

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>>2737800

They don't count when they have ugly neon hair

But apparently sharks have placoid scales.

>>2733970
Probably like not much. Maybe a slightly bitter, metallic and umami. This is what pretty much all clean vag/ass/cloaca tastes like in my experience.

It's not really the flavor that makes eating out good, it's how raw fucking hot doing it is.

>>2738589
Pretty much. That's also why swallowing is fun. Though some taste better than others.

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reminder that lizards should always be flat and have a cloaca

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>>2739458

>>2736846
I want to drink its cum

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>>2740082

>>2737399
>TFW no milf dragon will love you.

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>>2739458
Reminder that the ladies are awesome regardless of those two design choices

>>2741069
>you will never tease an Elder Dragoness by calling her by a silly nickname like "Alsie"
>she will never huff irritated and wonder what happened to knights being fearful of dragons as the village idiot is bothering her
>secretly she really likes the company

>>2741212
People have the right to draw whatever they want, but when they add tits, balls, and not a cloaca, is it even still a reptile? Seems more like a human with scales at that point. Just my two cents, I'm sure this mentality is not common.

>>2741710
if you don't like it then go commission some art yourself and specify how you want it drawn. complaining here isn't going to help and it's not going to stop us from posting pictures.

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>>2739458
>>2741710
>Just my two cents, I'm sure this mentality is not common.
Why does every thread have this stupid shit? We never needed a reminder, ever, and nobody gave a fuck about your two cents. Like >>2741212 said, both is fine just please shut the fuck up about it because it just turns into a massive fight that brings us to the bump limit.

>>2741887
It has never turned into a fight.

That one with the dude typing in all caps ordering people to stop posting tits was literal shitposting to get (you)s.

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>>2733737
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>skype

>>2741710
>tits, balls, and not a cloaca
Mammaries are kind of why mammals are called mammals, you know. If you add tits to something, you more or less turn it into a mammal, which implies a navel for the umbilical cord and separate reproductive and waste canals. So no, technically they wouldn't be reptiles any more. But I think a lot of people who are into scalies are into the scales and reptilian look. That's still there, even if they're turned into mammals.

Now tit-less, cloacae-wielding, full-fledged reptiles are sexy as fuck. But, in most cases, I'm honestly fine with either.

>>2739458
>has actual ears instead of earholes or tympanic membranes

REEEEEE

>>2743040
I never noticed that. Shit, now it looks out of place as fuck. Man, you just ruined that pic for me.

>>2739458
>crysknife
I don't know if I should be happy for the Dune reference, or annoyed at the word seemingly being used as a synonym for a knife made out of a worm tooth.

>>2741887
I think some autists come here and see everyone acting civilized and getting along, and they get jealous because they've never been a part of it so they shitpost to ruin it.

>>2741887
>Why does every thread have this stupid shit?

Because people have different opinions...?

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>>2744061
very cool, nice opinion, i'm glad you shared it with us. now please post content

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>>2745038
How about everyone in this thread draw their own waifu/husbando.

Draw them no matter how shit you think you draw.

Either OC or an established character. Draw them.

>>2744731
>tfw can't enjoy a sexy pic when i know how much a piece of shit the artist is

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>>2745892
what's the story? i don't know the artist.

>>2745038
scrublord pls

>>2745877
I will when I get home. I don't know if she's my waifu since I created her but I'll try.

>>2747410
Why wouldn't you be able to waifu your own characters?

>>2745892
Kayla-Na is a piece of shit?

>>2747549
Very

>>2747837
She(?) is a very piece of shit?
You gotta give details. I have furfag drama blue balls right now.

>>2747911
Ill tell you later if thus thread is still around because im phoneposting at work (on break) and touchscreens were a mistake.

Long story short, she (yes its a she) is everything terrible about a modern internet artist all balled up into one. Patreon jewing, content theft, drama hound, etc etc

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Gonna make a race of Lizard Amazonians in Stellaris. Based on the New Mexico whiptail, who are female only.

>>2747549

Haven't heard about Kayla-Na nonsense since the days of /furi/. Guess folks never change.

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>>2748294
i was gonna make some peaceful lizards who seek to breed with as many xenos as possible.

>>2748294
What is this 'Stellaris?'

>>2747549
Yeah, Kyla is a massive dick

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>>2748637
Well, they could use males for forced snu-snu but breeding sure ain't gonna happen.

>>2748736
New 4x/grand strategy hybrid from Paradox studios.

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>>2745877

How do you guys like this frisky feral dragoness wearing some swimsuit perfection?

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>>2733737
>Skype group

Imma cutya

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>>2747911
okay so on the way home i realized that there really wasnt more that i needed to say than i did here.
>>2748001
And really, who wants to talk about that con-artist. She's just an awful human-being who profits off of copyrighted material but then will go out of her way to take-down people who post her art without her "permission" and its a total dick

Pic unrelated
Funny how, short of the cum, you can almost recreate this pic with the right mods in Skyrim

>>2748918
The swimsuit is utterly pointless. I love it.

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>>2745877
here you go anon, only the best for you. her name is hissy.

This fucking commercial

http://youtube.com/watch?v=u_55lfSBKcE

Which type of dragon is better?

>>2749029
Hey man, that dragon ass isn't for all audiences, she gotta cover up.

>>2749134

C U T E plopper!

>>2749532
Pics where they grab the tail are the best.

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>>2749577
Big meaty tails are a blessing

>>2749532
>>2749704

Sauce on these spicy meats?

>>2749865
First is by http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=17193
Second is by http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=294226

>>2749350
More???

>>2749704
>You will never cling onto her tail for dear life as she ravenously drives you deep into her by slamming you against the wall with her perfect ass
>She will never give one final, wallbreaking thrust as she climaxes, then collapse on top of you in a sloppy, exhausted heap
>When she can finally think again, she will never let you up and sheepishly apologize about your wall (again), then offer to shower with you to "save water"


I'm no writer, sorry

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>>2749953

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Trying to make a thing

Despite setting no delays between each frame, why is it going so fucking slow?

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>>2750830
By contrast, I've made this and it seems to go at a silky smooth 60 FPS just fine. I don't think I've changed my methodology at all, what's going on?

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>>2750562

Who drew this? That doesn't look like Japanese there... Korean?

>>2750870
it looks middle-eastern to me, but that sure as hell isn't korean.

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>>2750870
>>2750893
Thai

>>2750830
Photoshop right? Doesn't play nice with 0 second delay. Use 0.02 seconds or edit the gif in VirtualDub to get what you want.

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>>2734064
Really old set from a guy that kept shipping Azure Los and that herbivore I never spell right.
He deleted his Pixiv page years ago. I may have another pic from him but this is the only one that comes to mind.

>>2748802
>Stellaris talk in /scaly/
Well did not know i was going to see that.

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>>2750919
Hope this one is better.

>>2750956
>never spell right

Aptonoth?

>>2751041
Yeah that's way better.

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>>2751041
I guess?

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Alternative

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>>2750562
>you will never have a raptor-chan gift you a pan of pork at lunch like you'd give a gal flowers

Of all the realities to exist

We live in this one

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>>2751234
We truly live in the shittiest reality

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>>2751107
>>2751041
>These filenames

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This dragon looks like its wearing armor.

>>2748802
Steam? In browser? Can I run it on a phone?

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>>2751320
You're welcome

Does anybody have requests for similar GIFs?

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Would like to have my anus destroyed by deathwing.

>>2752052
Yes No No 2: No harder.

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>>2753061
Go play arena in hearthstone. It doesn't happen often, but every once in a while deathwing will merrily wreck your anal cavity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzJMLZVkJGM

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>>2754296
rattlesnakes are no joke. you gotta crush their heads, you can still get bit and poisoned by a decapitated head
Rattlesneks look pretty savage tho

>>2751860
Want to touch

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>>2731328
Moms?

>>2754835
Yes, please.

I don't get why incest is considered bad. Is there any better method to motivate a young boy than sex? We could have been living on Mars by now. With bioengineered humanoid reptiles.

>>2753245
>tfw computer is of the broken
Cyka

>>2754835

I want to shove my face in that belly pudge

>>2755066
clinically proven to be a physiological impairment that leads to inferior offspring.

>>2755585
Yeah, maybe. But what about prostitutes in schools? It would drastically decrease the amount of stress and frustration, and increase motivation and self-confidence. Or even sexbots, once we have that technology. People are largely controlled by sex, whether they know it or not, and especially so at a young age. Getting rid of all that would propel us far into the future in just a few generations.

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>>2755675
what a load of bullshit
get a life you fucking degenerate

At least post scaly dicks if you're going act retarded

>>2755808
>>>\b\

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should make some sort of thread rule that you shouldn't post without posting a picture too.

as if anybody would listen

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>>2755975
I don't think that would change anything. Not only is there no way to enforce such a rule, people would just end up reposting a lot more if they had to post something.

There's sort of an unwritten rule we do follow, though: "don't respond to shitposters".

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>>2755975

That's a stupid idea and you should feel stupid for suggesting it

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>>2756920
you enjoy shitposting, then?

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>>2756936
>eveyone who doesn't post an image is a shitposter

That's how reaching you are anon.

You're a bigger shitposter than these nebulous "shitposters" you're talking about.

>>2755808
>get a life you fucking degenerate

>he says as he posts on /trash/

you're not better than him anon

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Nose2nose

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>>2757320
Pay him no mind, Anon. Anyone who takes out aggression on their fellow deviants is lower than low. Instead, post scalies.

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>>2757604

Plain old vanilla Charizard may not be a dragon, but she's a real qt scaly!

>>2757854
>>2757604
>tfw a lewd Charizard will never smother you in her pussy

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>>2757900

Maybe not, but another way?

>>2758090
That is an awful lot of charmeleon's head up there.
I hope it doesn't get stuck in her.

>>2756933
>>2756938
>>2756945
>>2756950
>>2756956
>>2756964
actual wigs? on MY scalies? cute

>>2758033
source?

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>>2757900
What about dick?

>>2758266
Don't be silly, anon. You can't get smothered IN a dick!
Well, not without leaning dangerously towards the really weird types of vore.

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>>2757024
yes, i'm sure the three images i've posted in this thread are class A shitposting much worse than off topic replies with unrelated images.

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>>2758358
Not IN in a dick, just BY a dick. I'd let him slap me about with him.

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>>2758429
>him
it*

I'm not sure I'd be up for some sort of character play with his dick.

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>>2758266
>>2758429
Reminds me a little of a short thing on /vp/ where someone made a "chicken noodle soup for a sick Trainer" thing into "Blaziken facefucks his trainer." Lost the link, though; have a Charizard in apology.

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>>2758389

What shitposting are you even crying on about, dude?

95% of the images itt are scaly in some way.

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>>2758389
well aren't you a saint
We should all be like you

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>>2758478
>Blaziken
Never been of fan of that design. I like my bird more bird like.

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>>2758521
he's just mad that i called him a degenerate for wanting to have prostitutes in school because shildren are motivated by sex apparently and is in no way mentally damagaing at all

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>>2758526
mmmmmm butts

>>2758526
Makes sense. Still, it's the only chicken evo line, and Blaziken seems like the right design to be incredibly dominant and assertive.

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>>2758544
You got the wrong guy there, friend.

>>2758553
>adult spike
>anthro human-looking spike

I am getting some real uncanny valley feels from this art

>>2758265
http://budino88.tumblr.com/post/144051442047/dnd-shenanigans-and-dumb-discussions-lead-to-this this dude tumblr

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>>2758606
Not the best artist, I'll admit.

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>>2758628

>>2758576
and I'm certainly not him either. I just saw an opportunity for some free (You)s because i love attention :)

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>>2750562

I KNEW this looked familiar! That's the same artist as this comic...who I still don't know.

>>2758705

Have another (you)! Take it my friend, it's all yours.

>>2758214

I hope it does. And goes deeper.

>>2759066
But Charmeleon's spike might make it tough to get it back out, and Charizard would look awfully silly with part of a Charmeleon sticking out her ass.

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>>2758608
thank you anon

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>>2759121
>get it back out
Who suggested that?
And if she feels so silly looking like that, she can just pull the rest in.

>>2759681
this kills the charmeleon

>>2759764
>>2759681
...not that I'm complaining.

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>>2751264

I want raptor licks...

>>2760141
But how do you know she's not doing it just to taste you?

>>2756936
Anyone got a source for this one? I'm looking at e621 but the tags I'm choosing aren't finding it.

A bit of a horse face but I like the overall set.

>>2760180
try google next time.

http://herpy.net/gallery/details.php?image_id=26706&mode=sear&sessionid=34fc9a886b3c393f7f49fcd9ea9f7fce

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>>2760171

That's okay, I'll give her a whole sausage to stuff in her mouth to taste

>>2760201
But I don't want google to know I want to fuck dragons.

>>2760301
Everyone already knows everything.

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>>2746542
>>2745877
>>2745038
she's MINE i tells ya!

>>2761954
get outta here scrublord
you and your qt waifu that i want to steal and feed banana slices to

>>2762030
im gonna feed YOU banana slices if you dont shut up

>>2762091
a-anon pls

>>2762091
don't slice up his banana and feed it to him
it's rude

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>>2761954

I'll play you Tic-Tac-Toe for her

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>a dragon will never use its long, dexterous tongue to lick your clothes off of you
>it will never decide the solution to you being cold due to being naked and wet is more licks
>you will never spend an evening assaulted by warm, loving strokes of a dragon's soft tongue as it makes sure to slide the slimy muscle over every bit of skin

>>2762480
Is that the non-Nora Twokinds dragon?

>>2762705
ye

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>>2757854
>charizard
>not a dragon

What the hell are you smoking?

>>2758266
>pleb tier humie dick
for what purpose

>>2762705
>licking is my fetish
>dragons are my fetish
>personal attention is my fetish

Just kill me now famalamadam my man

>>2762955

Charizard is not a dragon. It is a flying type.

Only Mega-X is a dragon.

>>2763052
>scaled
>has wings
>breathes fire
So if Charizard isn't a dragon, what the fuck is he, a Kaiju?

>>2761954
ilu scrubby

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>>2763953
He's just going off of in-game typing. Charizard definitely looks like a dragon, no one is contesting that, but it's not a Dragon-type Pokémon.

Dragon-types were amazing in gen 1, they couldn't make a starter one.

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>>2764072
That's an odd way of spelling normal
>I am your god bring me your virgins.png
(Apple is a dick)

>>2764192
Aw, don't panic, Flareon. He loves you!

>>2763953
>what the fuck is he, a Kaiju?

A Lizardon.

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>>2762705
Yeah

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>>2764270

>>2764347
>Dragon with ebola: "I am growing stronger"

>>2764347
What's that half-dragon?

>>2764249
>lizardon

And a chingchong ringrong to you too ya fukkin weeb

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>>2763953
A salamander which evolves into a salamander with wings

>>2764374
Some bitch who attacked a town because some visitors called her a lizard. She was defeated after a bit, and Princess Reni had stopped by and was able to arrest her... to the apparent delight of lizardbitch. Seriously, it looked like she nearly had an orgasm from Reni using a sleep spell on her.

>>2762705
Is two-kinds good yet?

>>2764494
I like it. But then again I'm an unrepentant furry who absolutely loves the dragons of the comic.

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>>2764462
>>2764249
>>2763052
Autism test: post a charizard and call him a dragon. Whoever "corrects" you by saying he's not a dragon has autism.

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>>2764462
Salamanders are amphibians you uneducated engineer.

And does this look like a charmander/charmeleon/charizard to you?

>>2764662
As far as I care, he's a dragon, but he's not a Dragon-type.
Like Gyarados, who's Water/Flying despite it and Magikarp being based on the Japanese myth of a carp becoming a dragon when it can leap a tall waterfall.

>>2764662
I've never once been aroused by muscley males and I want that monster's dick in my ass

Help me /trash/, I think I'm sliding down this slope faster than predicted

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>300 posts

Rev up those ideas

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>>2764662
It looks like a stereotypical dragon.

But it's not a dragon type. It's not hard to understand.

>>2764725
It's okay let it happen.

>>2764777
>that crochbeard
Damned be those trips kill it with fucking fire

Ever since I first saw Dragonite I've always had fantasies as a child, including having one sit on my face.

I was a very strange child

>>2764802
pls no, I don't want to be the little girl

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>>2764725
>The slippery slope never happens guys!

>>2764725
embrace the dragon dick