/sug/ - Steven Universe General A League of Their Own Editi

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>>2722556
We're gonna be back, baby!

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Hit the Diamond:
Steven and Gems are amazed to see five rubies, soldiers sent by Diamond Yellow, leaving the ship-tracker. Garnet défusionne for Ruby infiltrates the group and discover what their real purpose, but it awakens the soldiers ruby suspicions. To prevent these do search the premises and found Peridot, Steven offers them a baseball game: if they win, they will have the right to search, if they lose, they will leave forever. This is a team of Steven and Pearl, Amethyst, Sapphire and disguised in human Lapis who faces the team rubies, infiltrated by Ruby ...

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>this is the baseball episode

FUCK YOU SUGAR YOU SAID YOU COULD WRITE

>>2722556
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby
Do you, do you, do you, do you
Know what you're doing, doing, to me
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby

So we can all agree not to spam shit this time, right?

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RUBY ORGY WHEN

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I hate not being able to post images.

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It's time to play some ball.
Here we go.

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>>2722556
>yfw he was right all along

>jasper still not mentioned in any leaks

Jasperfags on suicide watch

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>>2722775
Eat my dick, Indexer.

>ruby cucks ruby
geez man

>>2722775
It's mostly Indexer mate.

>>2722802
I'm not the indexer. I just don't like people eating up the image limit for no good reason. I think the threads last longer if we don't spam shit every time.

What if the wrong ruby fuses with Sapphire

>>2722833
rape

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>Lapis character arc rushed
>Peridots character arc bloated as fuck
>Jasper is M.I.A
>Sugar is writing SOL baseball episodes

Well this went downhill amazingly fast

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m i d g e t s

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I wanna fuck the ragdol.

>>2722833
A very unhappy Garnet

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>>2722833
Sapphire isn't dumb.
She knows which one is the right one.

reminder that people shits on the threads only cause you let them

>>2722874
Or... does she?

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>no jasperdemption

Reminder that not every gem deserves redemption.

Only the cute ones.

>>2722833
A Ruby starts coming onto sapphire, she thinks it's her Ruby, the imposter Ruby defiles her with full consent
>our Ruby walks in

>>2722896
only way to save this episode

>>2722888
Jasper is cute after her first episode.

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>>2722888
good thing peridot lost her limb-enhancers right?

I hope we have a ruby with a ruby placed on her nose.

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Pearl came on peris feet.

>>2722911
Just look at her in the extended intro!
Anyone have a nice screencap?

>>2722913
I'd like to see a one eyed ruby

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>>2722880
:^)

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>Ruby playing baseball with Gems that would murder her fusion ass in a minute

SUGAR WHAT

>>2722927
I'd like to see Ruby's one eyed snake.

>>2722888
Kakarot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> its a garnet is hetero episode

>synopsis says the crystal gems team is disguised as humans

probably why amethyst is wearing that shirt. expecting sapphire to have a baseball glove over her gem, pearl with a cap, and lapis to also have a shirt.

>>2722929
we need to see it in context

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>>2722929
I hope you guys realize this is what those military spies do all the time right?
She's basically sneaking in, disguising herself as a local guard and collecting intel or other important shit.

>>2722943
garnet always has been hetero

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>>2722948
As long as she doesn't put on shoes.
>>2722952
Shhh...

>>2722948
Shame we're not going to see Peridot in baseball gear, was looking forward to that.

Steven probably heard a noise so he got a baseball bat to kill it but ended up being another ruby. So to make things not awkward, he says its for baseball.

>>2722971
>footpleb

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Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me

>>2722952
>All Crystal Gems playing baseball
>one man intel mission
Yeah nah this is SoL. Which is fine, but the way its being done is completely blind to the tone and timing.

>>2722996
Now that'd be funny.

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Anymore rape/gore?

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>>2722769
aw, someone needs a bath

>>2722777

I want to fuck Sapphire and fill her womb with my human seed while all the Rubies watch.

>>2723017
She wouldn't

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The more I see this new stuff, the more I realize how much more possibilities there are. I want pic related in the show now.

>>2723019
you haven't seen it yet. that's only an assumption

>>2723017
fuck off Lapis

Why the hell would the Rubies even agree to that in the first place? They're soldiers, if the local wildlife gets in their way they should just punch/burn it, and if they know about the CGs being there to stop them, then shit, they found the targets. Are Rubies THAT dumb? I can buy them being stupid, but I don't buy them being that dumb AND still being sent in groups of pure Rubies without a Quartz or something to keep them in line.

If this is true then BD is suddenly looks a lot less evil. Would you care about troops that could be stopped by going "Swiper no swiping!"? I'd be terrified that her stupidity rubbed off on Sapphire, and think it really did when she ran off.

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>>2722996
>Steven
>killing

At least we'll get to see apathetic bitch Lapis playing baseball

Just leak it misseps, leak it all over my body

>>2723027
yes, please

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>>2723017
How are you feeling today, friend?

>>2723045
>The entire culture of no fusing is to stop Rubies from creating fusions which are fucking stupid

y'all gonna be needing this on May 21st
https://www.duolingo.com/course/fr/en/Learn-French-Online

>>2723055
It's kind of demeaning, isn't it?
I may find some joy in this after all

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>2723027
>2723036
Kill yourselves

>>2723045
It could be to make it fair since Garnet, Pearl, Amethyst, Lapis, Peridot, And Steven could all wreck their shit but Steven proposes a fairer idea.

Again it's totally retarded but you gotta at least attempt to see the bigger picture.

5 dollarydoos says the rubies lose, fuse and try to kill the XGs

>>2723073
>YD is trying to save the gem-pool from retardation
A true hero

>>2723076
Wow, Slowpoke doesn't even begin to describe this

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>>2723062
Rape

>>2723076
Europe's got dual audio on their shows, genius.

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>>2723076
>Il ne parle pas français avant ceci
Tabarnak

>>2723094
moar

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>>2723062
Rape/gore

>>2723098
if you want to watch it live on a CN Fr livestream its gonna be in french though

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>>2723112
Im positive that this is rape.

>>2723045
they go to after a peridot, why would YD send more than that?

>>2723130
ok, this is old
any new content?

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>>2723132
Okay Frenchie now leave the english be.
They can wait.

>>2723144
probably?
censored though, stupid as fuck

>>2723132
Ah. Just wait 30 minutes for the episode in that case. I'm glad I know French for it.

>people complaining about one light hearted episode
Take a moment and look at the order of the coming episodes after Steven Floats.

Too Short to Ride
Drop Beat Dad
The New Lars
Beach City Drift
Restaurant Wars
Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service

TOWNIE BOMB HO!

>>2723145
A Peridot wanting to terminate a superweapon thousands of years in the making, on a planet with known rebel activity.

And its not about the difficulty or importance of the job, its about the Rubies being so dumb that they can't be trusted with any job.

>>2723146
Imma save some stuff brb

>>2723195
Seriously it's not the first we've had a light toned episode in the midst of serious shit before.

But FUCK townie bomb.

>>2723212
It's not, and all the others that have done that have been SHIT.

>>2723163
What if that is YDs penis, maybe it glows because it gives off an electrical charge.

>>2723195
Yeah but many will include Lapis and/or Peridot, so I'm good.

>>2723231
Oh so Steven Bomb 4 was shit?
So Steven Bomb 3 was shit?
So ALL the bombs were shit?
Didn't think so.

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>>2723195
townie bomb ho

>>2723195
It's not the lighthearted part that bothers me, it's the "playing baseball with the bad guys" part.

Yep, this looks like the first episode I'll hate. I enjoyed episodes that almost everyone in the fandom hated, Sadie's Song and Rising Tides for exmaple, but this is just stupid. As >>2723045 pointed out, why would the Rubies even agree to that? Why can't the Gems just fight them? This baffles me on so many levels

>>2723195
I'm happy with this because I'm not a jaded fuck and enjoy all the show's episodes.

>>2723238
Those episodes were shit, yes.

>>2723238
3 was pretty bad. 2 and 4 weren't so hot either.

>>2723270
*My taste is shit.
Yes indeed.

>>2723195
>>2723212
As others have pointed out, the main problem people have with it is that they're playing baseball *with hostile homeworld gems*. Its just jarring when everything else involving homeworld has been serious business.

>>2723195
Dear god. Jasper is a long way off.

>>2723281
>Sadie's Song was good
Yes, your taste is shit.

>>2723233
nah, it is stupid asian censorship
stupid even more because that artist post uncensored stuff all the time

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>>2723195
>completely tasteless light hearted episode
>townie bomb
>months of hiatus

Starting to lose patience with this shit

>>2723298
Sadie's Song wasn't in a bomb dumbass

>>2723203
who asked her to do it.
a peridot without a ship, tools, technology or communication and presumably alone. she wants peridot to pay for what she said, but she also knows that she most likely die when the cluster hatches, so that may be why she sent a disposable team to get her. if they're successful, good. if they all die, it doesn't matter

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>>2723295
I wouldn't bet on her arc until next season.

>>2723295
There's 3 months of episodes in the summer, these will probably burn through quickly. I'd expect Jasper to show up in "alone at sea"

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>>2723294
I think Rubies are the key difference in this.
I mean the first thing we see of them is well this.
Of course they picked up their act half way after this but still i can see why they would play Baseball.

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>>2723094

>>2723345
Yeah, a lot of people forgot that the Rubies were kinda goofy.
And as always, quick to jump on anything for any reason without understanding it.

>five Rubies

If you're one of those faggots who hate her VA you are just gonna love this episode.

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>>2723144

>>2723294
It seems from the leaked picture though that Amethyst is posing as a human, so it's possible that everyone else is as well. So instead of having a friendly game it's the CG's trying to act as human as possible to save Peridot's life.

>indexer is back

>>2723388
As long as she isn't singing she won't piss off that many people.

>>2723390
thanks

>>2723398
stfu

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>>2723398
Stop talking about him.

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>>2723398
Don't worry, this thread got paid for

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>>2723303
How retarded.

>Ruby and the Rubies

>>2723403
What if they all sing?

>>2723327
>they burn through townie bomb snappily
Pretty please

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>>2723464
RIP Anti Rubyfags

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>>2723464
>the musical episode is focused on the Rubies
>11 minutes of Rubies singing

>>2723499
I'd enjoy it.

>>2723195
And here's the order of the rest:

Monster Reunion
Alone at Sea
Greg the Babysitter
Gem Hunt
Crack the Whip
Steven vs Amethyst
Beta (part 1)
Earthlings (part 2)
Back 2 the Moon (part 3)
Bubbled
The Kindergarten Kid
Gem Harvest
Know Your Fusion
Tiger Philanthropist
Last One Out of Beach City

Which will be the musical?

>>2723464
the french usually hire good singers so just use that and put on english subtitles

>>2723499
>Ruby duets and ensemble numbers
>also it's a two-parter

>>2723528
I'm more curious on Know Your Fusion then some muscial.

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>>2723345
Man, what the fuck is even the point of homofusion?

Wow, you get a Ruby, but it's bigger! And it can shoot fire. Like regular Rubies! WOW! USEFUL! Except not! Because one big Ruby is a lot less useful than a lot of little Rubies who can do the exact same things, but are not one big target.

Meanwhile blending a Ruby with a Sapphire to get a gem that can see the future while swimming in lava, while also generating and manipulating electricity and having an entirely new weapon with far greater offensive capabilities.

>>2723528
Has it been confirmed that the musical will be in this bomb? Either way I'm guessing Know Your Fusion or even Last One Out of Beach City

>>2723528
Remember many episodes like log-date, the answer, too far ect weren't in the original leaked episode list, there's likely more than this, and some name changes.

>>2723563
Didn't sugar say it'll air in the fall?

>>2723563
By "this bomb" I mean "this season"

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>>2723063
I'm doing alright. Never one for feeling great but haven't been too bad either

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>>2723544
I guess Blue Diamond wanted swift and powerful victories back then so she made her soldiers go all out on big threats.
But strategy is more important in the field of battle, not brute strength alone.

>>2723589
She just said there would be a new episode in the fall, but they've been talking about a musical episode for a while now.

>>2723589
Nah that's the new character

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>>2723445

>>2723470
>>2723499
I like Ruby, but I don't think I could stand 11 minutes of that.

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>>2723599
Cool, cool.
I'm pretty excited to see Lapis in upcoming episodes.
If we're lucky, she'll be at the end of Super Watermelon Island.

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>>2723544
>garnet is strong because of the power of love and multiculturalism

bravo sugar

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>>2723637
I'm hoping the same, it's been too long and I love her voice

>>2723528
A 3-parter. I don't think we've had that before

>>2723638
>garnet is strong because of the power of love and multiculturalism

More like the power of love and heterosexuality.

>>2723688
They may be hetero, but they representing lesbians

>>2723753
They are representing lesbians, sorry long day

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dubs confirm steven is for hug not fug

>>2723753
Ruby is a male that prefers female pronouns

>>2723798
Steven is now confirmed for fug.

>>2723809
Ruby is a garbage that deserves trash rubbish.

>>2723798
Anon, I'm sorry. He must be fugged.

>>2723798
man I'd buy that sweatshirt

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>>2723798
You fucked up, now we have to fug the Steven

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>>2723821
Show me on the doll where the big, mean Ruby touched you.

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>>2723847
I want Big Ruby to touch me all over.

>>2723847
The peepee times infinity

>>2723847
The foot.

From where I booted Ruby into the garbage can she deserves.

>yfw the wrong ruby fuses
>yfw new Garnet for the rest of th series

>>2723907
Are rubies retarded? I'm saying this and I adore our Ruby

>>2723907
Might be the dumbest thing I've heard here.

>>2723924
A little bit, but in an endearing way.

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>>2723907
1: Sapphire ain't dumb
2: >Implying the Homeworld rubies will be any different since the Answer
3: >Implying our Ruby is going anywhere

Lapis seriously just couldn't fly peridot to gregs van or something? Is her foot caught in the barn?

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>send a bunch of rubies who are stupid enough to be fooled into a game they've never played before with rules dictated by a culture they've never encountered

What the fuck is this retarded shit. Why don't they just send a drop ship with like 10 Jaspers and fucking end this shit. See now this is why I am certain I'd be able to fight against homeworld with just a rifle and a knife, they're so fucking retarded they'd be too easy to beat.

>>2723960
Maybe peridot sneaks out and jogs back to the temple. The point is to make the Rubies leave on their own volition

Who's the sixth Earth player, Connie?

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>2723992
A: Kill the heroes is bad story writing
B: You are retarded and edgy
C: The Rubies ego is what determines them to play baseball or the fact they could easily get rekt.
D: Kill yourself Edgeanon

>>2724014
We don't need six players.
It's The Crystal Gems (Excluding Garnet/Ruby and Peridot)
V.S
Ruby Squad (With a possible spy or just they have to have someone from the CGs on their team to make it fair)

>>2723992
>>2724005
This...this just isn't making sense to me.

I'm looking forward to seeing Sapphire, Amy, Pearl, and Lapis in human clothes though

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>>2724039
But there's five of them (supposedly) plus our Ruby.
>>2724044
I'm also looking forward to it. More for the fanart. They'll all look cute though.

>>2724039
>A: Kill the heroes is bad story writing
Having this retarded fucking contrivance is bad story writing.

There are no real reasons to believe in Steven or Rose's cause without stupid shit like this happening.

>homeworld knows where Rose's rebellion is
>homeworld is way stronger than Rose's rebellion, a single soldier gem almost killed all of them single handedly but was beaten by a contrivance (LOVE and SINGING IS THE WEAPON TO DEFEAT BIG BAD HOMEWORLD. Fuck this bullshit.)

It's literally just a fucking matter of sending a ship with a bunch of Jaspers on it, the show would end. Give me one good fucking reason why homeworld isn't doing this.

>>2724090
Jaspers are a critically endangered gem

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>>2723992
>I am certain I'd be able to fight against homeworld with just a rifle and a knife

>>2724114
Hey, as long as he has the high ground he is unstoppable.

Never forget the high ground.

>>2724114
Don't give me that shit. Amethyst almost died by falling on a rock, Pearl died from 1 stab from her hologram thing, and Sadie killed a gem monster with a spear. I'd be able to fuck up a gem with naught but a knife and some battle precision.

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>>2724069
Shit, i thought there was only four.
>4v6(?)
What the hell?

P.S: "Ruby infiltrates the group and discover what their real purpose is."

>>2724090
>Give me one good fucking reason why homeworld isn't doing this.
Yellow Diamond wasn't aware that The Crystal Gems still existed. They were hiding during the video call. They wouldn't waste sending Jaspers when they just need to get rid of one Peridot without their limb enhancers.

Sending more than one Ruby is already a bit much.

>>2724090
I would take you seriously if you weren't Edgeanon so i won't progress my points you edgy motherfucker.

>>2724103
Why would I have any reason to believe this when we've seen all those damn holes that Jasper like gems have popped out of, and also based on the fact that we've seen in the Pearl stories about fighting for Rose we've seen multiple jasper like gems being thrown against her.

I have no fucking reason to believe they are endangered.

>>2724139
If there's five and our Ruby joins them, the CG team can be Steven, Sapphire, Amethyst, Pearl, Lapis, and Connie.

>>2724137
Shut it you stupid edgy fucker, don't use that one post from an anon who over examined the show.

>>2724139
So we need two more people to play on our gems' side

My votes: Sadie and Connie

>>2724169
But what if our Ruby is the umpire/catcher?

>>2724169
Oh nvm, this
Just Connie

>>2724171
>from an anon who over examined the show.
These are my own observations. Gems are beatable. Why the fuck couldn't a human beat a gem?

I need help finding some fanart:
Before Say Uncle premiered (but after the preview that had the heads spinning around the earth was released) there was a "what if the heads landed on the wrong bodies" type fanart and unlike the one I COULD find it had uncle grandpa's head on garnet's body

>>2724185
There doesn't seem to be an umpire and the catcher is on the field's team.

>>2723992
>I am certain I'd be able to fight against homeworld with just a rifle and a knife
Haha. You're adorable.

Even saying you can beat one gem is definitely a bit much. All they have to do is zap you with their spaceship like a fly.

>2724198
They can't you edgy freak.
You over examined this cartoon for naught.
You can't beat them no matter what your edgy tactics.

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>>2724137
>falling ten stories directly onto a rock
>being stabbed by something that cut a tree in two with a casual swing

>your knife

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I may not really like Lapis as it stands, but she'll win points if this pans out

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Hit the Diamond will be the best ep of the series if only for maximum moe gems. You are all stupid.

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Can the gems see the snake in this picture?

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>>2724231
Get out Matt "fuckface" Burnett

>>2723992
Well, yes. That's why they sent the spaceship first. Then Lapis broke it.

>>2724238
There's no snakes here, it's just a brick wall.

>>2724231
Rubies are ugly anyway. Not sure why people are happy for this. Should have been Jasper.

>>2724231
>if only for maximum moe gem
That's an awful way to rate episode.

>>2724147
Peridot reported the CG's existence right after they revealed themselves, that's why they gave her an escort. Hell, from YD's wording it sounds like she was personally responsible for assigning Jasper. Its very odd that she didn't immediately blame them for both the ship and Peridot going rogue.

>>2724238
Nobody can, it's impossible.

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>>2724221
>Lapis goes on a sky adventure with Steven and might sing
>She beats up a stupid fucking nerd
>She dresses up and plays baseball
My heart can't take this.

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>>2724257
>Rubies are ugly

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>>2724275
I'm pretty excited for the episodes. There will be prime Lappy screen caps.
1080p Lapis and Steven flying over the cityscape might end up my wallpaper.

>>2724267
>Peridot reported the CG's existence
All she reported was that someone was interfering with her work, not necessarily gems.

>>2723992
>risk good soldiers to deal with one rebellious technician in a planet that's about to be destroyed

You're the only retard here.

>>2724217
That's why I said battle precision. I'd aim for weak points like the gem.

And even if this didn't work, I'll also have a gun with me.

Pretty fucking sure a gun would kill a gem.

>>2724306
They announced they were the Crystal Gems way back when she saw them through her monitor at the Kindergarten.

>>2724316
T H E
E D G E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E

>>2724217
I bet Frank could take all the gems on. He deals with shit like Spiderman on a regular basis.

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>>2724257
>Rubies are ugly
>Should have been Jasper

>>2724334
Maybe Franken Castle could do it. I don't know about normal Frank.

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>>2724325
what if we use the worlds largest rifle against the diamonds?

>imagine sugilite/alexandrite using it

>>2724316
>I can totally handle a gun and real combat guys, I've seen it in a lot of movies

>>2724348
Frank has his ways. The ways of INCREDIBLE VIOLENCE AND BORDERLINE SOCIOPATHY!

>>2724306
>reports people interfering with her work
>forgets to mention that they're gems which aren't supposed to be on the planet
>they gave her a veteran Jasper to deal with an infestation of Stevens

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>>2724373
Where's the world largest bullets then.

>>2724373
You'd need that stupid train canon to even try to take on a fusion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfcM1uVSGUs

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>>2723992
>thinks he can fight against homeworld by himself
Imagine trying to take on a hundred human soldiers with weapons of their own.

Now imagine trying to take on a hundred gems with advanced strength, regenerative abilities, weapons of their own, and some with magic powers.

>>2724373
I for one, vote for orbital kinetic bombardment and air-fuel bombs.

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>>2724438
that game had good music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n08b1ptdnYM

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>>2724444
Guns beat swords and dumb melee shit.

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>>2724394
whoops, biggest ones are about half the size of a litre of pop.

>>2724413
true, but at least it looks cool

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>>2724483
Yeah okay Hol Horse.

Keep trying to edge it up.

>>2724444
Nah, I'll just convince them we're playing some fucking Football.

"I have to strap explosives to you, it's traditional!"
"OH OK, I WILL LET YOU DO THIS SINCE I AM A DUMBFUCK ALIEN"

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I was watching iron giant a few days ago.

Could the giant destroy the entire homeworld?

>>2724537
He'd have to have a fistfight with some big ass fusion, but sure. Probably kick things off by crashing into a government building or something.

>>2724537
He's too slow to fight against fusions of the same size.
Gems are just a lot quicker.

>2724534
You've been redirected to: >>2724438

>>2724483
You do know gems also have ranged weapons too. right?

>>2724576
he wouldn't because he's a butt fuck retard

>>2724563
Too bad he's fucking unkillable.

>>2724565
HFY. Fuck off if you don't think humanity is the shit and could easily beat a gem IRL.

>>2724576
Never seen the gems snipe something. Short range weaponry, sure. And some dumbass cannon that takes a shit ton of prep time.

>>2724614
How are you going to defend yourself from one of their spaceships with laser blasters?

>>2724641
You mean the one that takes five years to warm up?

>>2724614
Humans suck.
In real life, and in this cartoon you are over analyzing.

>>2724641
Appeal to their ego and retardation.

Lure them out by offering them Steven or something else or like I'm offering a fair melee fight, and then once they exit the ship have snipers start shooting at them.

>>2724614
I love humanity. I think we'd fight harder than anybody would ever give us credit. I think communities would come together worldwide and we'd make the previous weapons we had look like rocks and sticks in front of whatever we bring to the game, but we can't possibly win a fullscale conflict with somebody who travels across galaxies like highways and shrugs off spaceship crashes like a bad fall. We'd make them work for it, to be sure.

Last one out of beach city.(..is a rotten egg)

What if the finale is about the egg lapis impregnated peridot with

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>>2724672
This.
Humans can only achieve so much.
But compared to the gems with no limits no anything that holds US back.
We are nothing but lambs to the slaughter to try and fight them.
It would be a fruitless battle and you'd make Steven cry all in the process.

>>2724614
>HFY
Hello, 2008 /tg/ is calling. They want their irritating meme back.

>>2724692
I'm glad you can agree with me on that. It'd be the greatest and last war we ever fought and it'd matter a whole hell of lot ore then anything we'd done before. We'd start out a goal and end as pains in their asses. We can't win, but hell if we won't impress them and make our names heard.

>>2724724
Why is peridot there

>>2724734
they are gonna fuse after lapis gets pregnant

they are gonna birth the first gem child from three parents

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>>2724734
Looks like Lapis wanted to do it on top of her sleeping body and Peridot woke up halfway through.

>>2724734
Lapis is using her water witch, if you catch my drift.

>>2724800
Man lapis is a dick

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>>2724834
Don't say Lapis and dick in the same sentence, it makes me yearn.

>>2724834
In other news the grass is green, the sky is blue and Coca cola is better than Pepsi

>>2724724
Lapis should leave Peri alone. Peri is too pure for this.

>>2724850
I've got a boner and an artboner

>>2724871
Don't let them touch, they'll explode.

Will this show ever not be leaked?

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>>2724729
Of course, that's practically how humanity operates on our most base level.

Even when we're down and out, even when we think we have nothing left to give, we'll always stand up to defy extinction.

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>>2724899
One can only hope.

>>2724913
Row row fight the power.

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>this is the closest we will get to plushies

>>2724858
Vanilla > Cherry > mexican > original > dirt > diet

>>2724899
When there are no new episodes to leak.

>>2724938
It hurts to live

>>2724936
But no really. It's kinda like that, even when we're fucked royal. The brightest burn out anon. They never fade.

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>>2724938
I just want a cute chibi Peridot plushie to sleep and cuddle with

>>2724938
Is it made of pocket lint?

>>2724915
These are women

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I'm heading off to work, /sug/! Wish me luck and an easy night! You all have a blessed night, make it the best you can, and I'll see you in the morning!

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>>2724984

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>>2725026
Can do!

>>2725026
fuck off fag

uh?
>>2725044
>>2721911

Have peridotfags gone full retard?

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THE FURTHER I GO THE WORSE IT GETS

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>>2725079
Perifags have always been full blown retards.

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>>2725081

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>>2725104
>HAY LAPIS im a crystal jem nao!! ;DD
>lapis proceeds to wallop her prized tape recorder out of her chubby baby hands

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I haven't been here for a while.

Is shifu and beef dead?

>>2725161
Nah.

>>2725079
If perifags get their own general then Steven should too! We'll call it Steven Universe General!

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"See??? Diverse! Multi-racial! Representative not only in front of the camera and on paper but behind the camera and behind the scenes as well!"

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>>2725148
I'd buy her a new tape recorder.

>>2725161
Beef is fine. Trying to get his groove back for writing. His GF is sick and not taking requests at the moment too.
Shifu is having technical issues at the moment as well.

>>2725173
nah?

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>>2725161
Shifu still draws, but his computer is having trouble right now.
Beef hasn't written in a while, but he got himself a cutie GF who draws smut requests for us.

>>2725195
Isn't beef like 12

>>2725226
He's 18.

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>>2722777
now?

>>2725161
I am right here

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I really like dewey's voice actor

>>2725245
"18"

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>>2725261
>This might be harder to get Garnet back then she thought.

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>tfw no lifesize peridot

>>2725386
>if you squeeze it it says "clod"

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>Yfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgJYFyll1Vo

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>them shadows
>them shines
>them lines
This episode looked very good.

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>>2725261
Nice work

>>2725508
Sugar really cares about Rose episodes for some reason. I'm beginning to wonder just who Rose is based off of seeing as Steven is based of her brother.

>>2725508

One of the things that I like about SU is the varied use of lighting and "camera" angles. It's pretty visually engaging compared to a lot of currently airing cartoons in that regard.

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>>2725469

>>2725574
Her third grade English teacher.

>>2725621
For real?

>>2725508
>those eyes
WHY WASN'T THIS CENSORED IN THE UK!?

>>2722887
All she gotta do is expose her eye and the one that causes a fire is her Ruby.

>>2725659
They didn't say ninjas or do anything mean to the brown people, that's why.

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>>2725386
I didn't know that I wanted this.

I do.

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>>2725446
I could have a chair next to my desk for her to sit at

>>2725574
What makes you say that?

>>2725634
Oh yeah, for really real.

>>2725697
She really gives a shit about the Rose episodes man. It shows just how much effort is put into them. Most people tend to use allegories of their real life experiences to try and create better or more believable emotional depth in their writing, and I think Sugar is basing Rose off somebody who has had an impact on her life to try and make anything with her have more impact. I'm just trying to figure out who she would base such a character off of.

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>>2725673
I think you are missing the point.

>>2725776
They also didn't say "Tart".

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I want this to happen to me desu

>>2725742
I think she just has a tendency to write episodes that are about relationships and love, she also did Keystone Motel, Jail Break, Alone Together

>>2725838
I guess. Relationships seems to be the main point of the series anyways, with the gem conflict being a vehicle for that. I'm probably just being an overly analytical faggot again.

>>2725570
thank you

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>>2724724
Fixed

>>2725920
Wow!

>>2725659
Because that's a straight couple.

>>2725776
FUCK YOU PEARL!

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Which episodes after "In Too Deep" are you looking forward to and why is it Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service?

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>>2725659
not even lewdest part

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I expect the threads to be clogged with these once we air

>>2726072
Kikis delivery service because kiki

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>>2726093
Eh, don't get your hopes up.

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>>2726088
>>2726093
noted and memeified

>>2726088
I don't get that shiver.

>>2726216
Why does it look like Greg is the one being penetrated even though it wouldn't make sense because he's the one with the penis?

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>[s4s] is laughing at us again

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>>2726242
He also has an asshole, anon.

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>>2726261
Literally who?

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>>2726242
Rose is always on top.

>>2726261
Why does anyone even go to /s4s/?

>>2726261
I could give two shits what /s4s/ says about us. What the fuck do they even do?

>>2726272
But he's hetero