HG thread. 176th Express Games, day two.

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>>2701851
Need more ammo...
>>2701857
So now bullet or AK back breakings?

I want to violently rape Muffet

>>2701850
>Mikan falls to the floor with a "THUD"
O-Oooouch...wh-whhhyyy?

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>>2701851
>>2701870
I never wanted to go after you anyway

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>>2701870
>>2701851
I sure would like my expired food right now.

>>2701855
I think we're talking in circles now. Look, you can kill those guys and have fun at the same time. All you need to do is have a good sense of humor and some wit.

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>>2701857
Oh, but what a way to go! I'm not sure my heart could take it either.

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>>2701830
And forsake my honor? Never! You are my master and I shall refer to you as such!

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>>2701870
Hm, this went a lot better than last time.

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>>2701891
>Forgot picture
>reeeee

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>>2701870
Eggman, you were in my dream. You were an Octarian. You tried to steal the Mighty Zapfish that powered Inkopolis

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>>2701689
>>2701733
Why is that? Do you have trouble talking to people? Is that it?
>>2701763
No, I think that's pretty normal for boys.
But be sure to keep yourself in check.
>>2701778
uhm... Izaya did. Yep, it was him.
>>2701766
>>2701795
That's a pretty big deal! Why would you not call that a big deal? Hey, you have vampire teeth too then, right?
Show me tomorrow. Thanks for taking over my shift, good night.
>>2701851
That thing looks like trouble all over, but it sure is beautiful.

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>>2701870

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>>2701870
Thanks Mirai-san, I'd be a goner if it weren't for you.

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>>2701851
There are so many cardgames, which one do you want to play?

>>2701855
You should stay inside that tank then, otherwise you'll get hurt

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>>2701870
F

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>>2701829
>>2701896
>She lets out a small squeak, but stays calm

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>>2701908
Eeh, sure, they are not like they used to be, but I guess they are still a bit longer than normal.

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>>2701747
>That's a little strange. He's a Melty Blood edit and plays well, but still.
>>2701762
I guess you won't show me where it is.
>>2701870
Moron.

>>2701887
How about neither?

>>2701860
DUDE, SERIOUSLY, SHUT UP, YOU'LL GET ME KILLED, OR WORSE!

>>2701901
...Centorea please, just call me Kurusu or something, Master is just, kinda weird...

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>The boy contemplates if the wrestler angering the police to the sound of ghetto rap music is a good idea.
>>2701891
>>2701904
>He realizes and gets off immdiately, dusting off the dirt on her dress

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>tfw can't post because captcha is being a dick

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>>2701908
Well I am on my normal behavior. I am no pervert however I have tendency to shoot then talk

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>>2701870
>>2701851
Grr... I didn't need your help, I knew they were toxic! I had my reasons. Really!
>>2701888
No, that's not it. I don't give them Hell. I just tell the truth about them and they think it's Hell.

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>>2701918
NIGHT TWO

>>2701940
>congrats on posting

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>>2701937
Ok coward

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>>2701877
We will see. I believe I will be called to leave any moment so I will end this conversation.
>>2701933
I can't show you right now. I have to leave soon.

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>>2701937
>Forgot picture again
>Welp, would you look at the time, time for suicide.

I want to violently rape Soviet

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>>2701948
It tastes pretty well.

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>>2701920
>he turns around and looks her dead in the eyes
What's wrong with stale bread? Are you one of those people that like to eat fresh foods? Psh, you wouldn't know fresh if it stabbed you in the back.

>>2701948
So...come here often?

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>>2701908
Placing Izaya on araragi-tier

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>>2701870
Where's Mima when you need her...or that kappa I coerced?
>>2701896
You word it almost like I should be enjoying the act itself.
>>2701916
I haven't dealt with as much as I have for no reason. I might be short, but I'm harder than nails!
>>2701948
That's more like it!

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>>2701940
Shhhhhhhh....
it's the sound of Wankas.

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>>2701948
>She blows off the food before eating it
...Th-thank you for this meal.

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>>2701948

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>>2701948
Sunset sure is beautiful. Reminds me of the time I assaulted an Octarian compound and watched the sunset with the Zapfish i rescued

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>>2701948
Damn...
>>2701957
Good luck.

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>>2701948
Taken out by a measly drone...

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>>2701948
Fix your damn express shipping, Mukou!

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>>2701937
I don't see how. It is commonplace to refer to your master as such!
Unless, y-you're ashamed of me...

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>>2701938
I-If you're going to do that, can you at least warn me first, s-so I can brace for it?

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>>2701948
>Why me?

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>>2701948
Jeez couldn't you be a bit slower for me, I hate this.

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>>2701948
>>2701960
>:^(

>>2701955
>drags back
Kiss snek-chan to prove that you are faithfull to her.

>>2701955
>>2701898

Fuck off literal who

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>>2701937
Well I don't think they'd kill you, maybe you'll just get maimed, but from what I hear that's a daily thing for you.

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>>2701964
Don't tell me I didn't warn you

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HAIL HYDRA!

>>2701991
>kissu

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>>2701829
That means you can also travel back in time! That might be one of the strongest powers I've seen around here.
And about your eyes, I've only noticed something about them when you were looking sleepy, but other than that, they're really not that bad.
>>2701928
Mind if I take a picture of them? With a smile? I didn't capture a smile with teeth like that before!
>>2701942
That's certainly something you should be working on. In here it doesn't really matter because you can't die, but outside of here I wouldn't be able to forgive something like that.
>>2701963
You have a tier list? How do you rank them? Do you keep one of the girls too?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NEfs1Ypj28

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>>2701960
I just ate, for your information.

I want to violently rape BANE

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>>2701948
DAY THREE

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>>2701996
Go away discount Nazi.

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>>2701980
What, oh no, no of course not, people might just, y'know, get the wrong idea.

>>2701898
No, I mean I would literally die, they would crush me, super hard.

>>2701988
Yeah, Yeah, I'll give her a little kiss on the cheek, if that makes you feel better, I dunno why it would.

>>2701992
Eh, I get better, but you can't get better from death, unless you're like, a comic book character.

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>>2702008
He's a big [spoiler]dick[/spoiler]

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>>2702009
How is that even possible, you didn't even know I was here!

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>>2702009
I-I didn't want any trouble!

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>>2702013
And what idea do you not want them to get, hmm?

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>>2701994
Nothing could hurt as much as the humiliation of having my baby getting destroyed by that brute of a shrine maiden, anyways.
>>2701996
Didn't you say that last time?
>>2702009
Main cannon, FIRE!
Hehehehe.

>>2702013
no kiss on the cheek
French kiss. Exqactly twenty seconds long.

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>>2701951
Yeah yeah, you go do your thing.

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>>2702009
Bah. We'll team up. Only once. Once we kill the other tributes, you better be ready to run
>>2702010
Discount Nazi? This is coming from a wannabe Marxist who uses Alternate History Hub guys

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>>2702009
I better not have to do anything for it

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>>2702004
Don't worry. Most of the people have plot armor...
>>2702013
>smashes your back with an AK12
And the rifle is still fine

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>>2702004
Uh, kinda, I have list of guys who are trash and girls who who are a cute
>>2702009
Wh-Which way is north?

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>>2702009
I promise I won't slow you down.
>>2702013
Wh-what kind of women are we dealing with here? I need details.

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>>2701951
Well, that's inconvenient.
>>2702009
Let's rock.

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>>2702009
F

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>>2701944
Some people can't handle honesty like that.
I know by experience. Maybe you should go a little easier on them then?
>>2701948
>>2701960
Y-you...

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>>2701981
>the boy ponders for a moment before nodding in agreement.

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>>2702032
Touché. So who are you really?

>>2702023
>pulls Mikan up
You should go wash the dirt off your skin and cauterize those wounds, Mikan Tsumiki.

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>>2701964
You did get kind of carried away when you first told me about it, so I kind of assumed you liked doing dirty jobs.

>>2701986
Wh-what is it?

>>2702004
Hehe, you're damn right about that! I may be nothing more than a waste of space, but I'm at least a waste of space with godlike powers! This world is finally understanding just how amazing a shut-in can be!
As for the tired eyes thing, that's nothing new. Most people look weird when they're sleeping.

>>2702006
>he picks up some of the bread and pushes it against your cheek
Then what's wrong with eating some more? Come on, you're a growing girl! You need to eat to build up those muscles!

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>>2702046
NIGHT THREE

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>>2702025
How many minutes will it take for Reimu to find out?

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>>2702024
...I dunno, slave or something, but I guess that's more of a "MASTAH" thing...

>>2702028
Dude, that's just straight up lewd, and I'd be all for it, but, y'know...

>>2702037
DUDE, OUCH, THE FUCK MAN?

>>2702039
A Centaur, and a Spider chick, they're uh, Big Girls.

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>>2702046
You fought well comrades

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>>2702023
>>2702009
By the way, you're pretty helpful for someone that's a pig. Good work out there.

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>>2702004
Ah...
Emm, sure.
>>>2702009
You fell off a cliff, watch your step, it might be a vision of the future.

>>2701948
>it's just rolling captcha afrer rolling captcha
>I'll just come back later, thanks for hosting Mokou

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>>2702009
>>2702046

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>>2702056
I'll get you for that.

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>>2702008
>he wonders why this "bane" wears the mask

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>>2702070
See? You are twig. Easy to hurt and break

>>2702072
u a fag

>>2702059
These new weapons will define us. We shall conquer the other tributes. FOR HYDRA!
>>2702054
Helmut Zemo, leader of Hydra, sworn enemy of Captain America. My father was killed by the Captain. I plan to return the favor someday by vanquishing him in battle

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>>2702056
I just don't have any problems with it.
>>2702068
Hm? Find what out?

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>>2702050
D-Don't worry, at least now you won't have to suffer a worse fate!

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>>2702056
I can't eat anymore! I-I'm full!

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>>2702013
Or maybe some character with an 'ad space' shirt or something, but that'd be just silly.

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>>2702031
Farewell.
>>2702043
I suppose it is inconvenient for you. Good bye and good luck on this match.

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>>2702050
People don't go easy on me. Why should I do the same for them? Besides, honesty is better. Who and what are you by the way?

>>2702070
THEN DO IT
H
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D
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>>2702091
I forgot image. Disgraceful to HYDRA

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>>2702037
That won't help them when you shoot their head.
>>2702038
And I guess they both have really many spots, right?

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>>2702059
I'll have to make it through until the end, then I can go to a doctor to fix this.

>>2702092
That her shrine is destroyed.... again.

It's people like you that make her have no visitors

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>>2702070
C-centaur? H-how big are we talking?

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>>2702059
>now for some "commentary"

Rooting for the yakitori might be a safe bet
If you think staying off the land because of landmines will keep you safe, you still better watch out

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>>2702053
Th-Thank you...Te-Telling me about the beating in advance le-lets me brace for it easily.

>>2702055
Th-Thank you, an-anon, I-I'll go do that...

>>2702072
Bu-But that's just a pig wearing a paper cut out mask of my face...

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>>2702091
Well Iron Man will help you for now because Civil War. I am on Iron Man side
>>2702106
So I aim for legs.

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>>2702099
>The boy claps to agree with this statement.

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>>2702098
Later.

>>2702117
Do you need assistance recovering? I'd be happy to help. I'll cover my eyes incase you are *AHEM* exposed.

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>>2702097
Oh hey, I have an Ad Space shirt, that's like my favorite shi-...

>>2702111
She's a big girl, Ring-a-ding-dong.

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>>2702116
How can I go on like this...there's no women left for me to protect, what's left for me..

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>>2702116
I'll just.... sit in this corner here.
Yeah.

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>>2702116
NEIN!

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>>2702116
What a cute little chicken! Come here, bu-

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>>2702117
>walks up holding arm
I need help. Some kid got my arm. Can you fix it?

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>>2702070
Well I would never sully our relationship by saying "Master" in such a silly way! That would be nothing short of dishonorable.

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>>2702059
I'll turn on you too if you don't stop looking delicious!

>>2702081
Hey man, I'm only playing by the rules here! If I wouldn't have killed her someone else would have.

>>2702089
Are you getting free stuff for calling me this?

>>2702092
Then why not have some fuuuun! I promise you'll enjoy life more if you learn to disregard everything.

>>2702094
Don't you want to save it for later~?

>>2702116
So long idiot! See ya on the other side!

>>2702117
And?

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>>2702116
F

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>>2702116
I'm surprised you're ok with wasting yout time working with us.

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>>2702117

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>>2702116
It might cost a lot, but my items will get here faster

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>>2702133
Ah, I see you've already heard my name, I had no idea I was so popular.

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>>2702133
For you.
>>2702143
Gift for you!
>rolls flashbang

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>>2702106
Well, there's only like 3 guys in that list...
>>2702116
Izaya a shit
>>2702143
I'll still destroy you!

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>>2702143
I-it's just bread! And it's stale too, just throw it out.

>>2702161
>throws brick

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>>2702132
N-No, I'll be fine, anon, th-thanks for worrying about me...I-Its really sweet.

>>2702141
Su-Sure, I'll just wr-wrap it up and yo-you'll be all good to go.

>>2702143
...I-I know I'm disgusting, but I'm not a li-literal pig...

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>>2702145
Eggman has formidable opponents too
Sanae has an epiphany

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>>2702108
Hm? Oh, no, that was weeks ago, Elly really was innocent.
>>2702143
As we said, "talking in circles".
>>2702116
HEY! Get off of my tank-AGH!

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>>2702098
Let's see if I hold out.
>>2702059
Barkeep. Fill me up.

>>2702176
Very well, Miss Tsumiki. Safe travels and a quick recovery.

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>>2702179
Physical augmentation. Bigger boobs so the Inkling Boys will be all over me

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>>2702175
>Dodges fashionably
Now, what was that for?

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>>2702179
and lady Kanako and Suwako, ofcourse.

>>2702187
I'll make sure she knows

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>>2702142
Ah, but seriously, Centorea, just calling me Kurusu, please, I'm ordering this.

>>2702161
It was never in a good way though, you really don't have the best reputation....

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>>2702179
Man, this is a lot easier when you have someone who knows what he's doing in the team.

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>>2702179
He was just some punk...

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>>2702176
Thanks comrade. My name is Soviet by the way.

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>>2702179
>Swings a devastating blow to the temple.

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>mikan will never caress you

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>>2702209
>Just call me Kurusu
>Help me, I'm dying.

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>>2702133
>A minute of silence and stares ensues.
...But I suppose it could be worse, you could have had like a mini web comic where it's about like twelve different but exactly the same brothers and their monstergirl girlfriends.

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>>2702164
>>2702166
Why're you people doing this to me!? I don't get what I did wrong!
Well, besides killing Koizumi, but come ooon, I made sure to do it softly!

>>2702169
There's nothing wrong with stale bread! It needs loving just like all the other foods you people eat, okay!
>he forces the stale bread into her pocket
There, you're welcome.

>>2702176
I just assumed it was your pet. You seem like the kind of girl that'd have a pig as a pet.

>>2702179
Too much blood?

>>2702187
Okay, okay. I get what you're trying to say. I hope you're fine with being miserable all your life.

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>So apparently the ''guy assaulted'' was a drunk locl whotripped and landed with his forehead on a wooden post.

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>>2702209
Wh-what do you mean? What have you heard?

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>>2702179
Sol and the chicken have different brushes with death
We also have some real death too!

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>>2702231
I don't want your stupid bread! Take it out!

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>>2702074
>*Click!*
Thank you!
Wait, vampires do show up in pictures, right? I can only check it through the viewfinder until I develope the picture.
>>2702056
Ehh don't be so harsh on yourself. You're definitely not a waste of space. Is that something the guys in your school claimed?
>>2702093
That's a lame excuse. I'm not falling for that.
>>2702099
Sure honesty is good, I completely agree to that. But what use is it, if it only gets you enemies? If you want them to improve, you should be on their side, then they might be willing to do just that.
I'm Mahiru Koizumi, a photographer. And you are?
>>2702119
You shouldn't aim in the first place, unless it's to defend yourself.
>>2702166
Araragi, Izaya, and who's the third one?

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>>2702229
....I-I have twelve other brothers who look exactly the same...

>>2702239
Y'know, normal stuff, like being a womanizer.

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>>2702241
Thanks for crushing my hopes and dreams.

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>>2702231
Softly, with a rope around her neck
>>2702251
Subaru!

>>2702228
>try to swipe looking
>get lolicon

Why does my phone know this word? I don't even use it...

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>>2702241
F

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>>2702209
I have but no choice to stand my ground and deny your request, Master. It would put a damper on the bond formed between us! Please, call me Cerea.

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>>2702208
With how set her mind gets? I doubt she'd care. Besides, I know her. She's not even as bloodthirsty as she was back then.
>>2702231
Everything'll be A-ok as soon as I can finish rebuilding Sigma.
>>2702241
>Fires at repeatedly with main tank's cannon
>Misses. Repeatedly
Sit still, dammit!

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>>2702238
>Ha
>>2702231
Because it's fun

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>>2702179
I did not expect such a turn of events...

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>>2702238
>if he could laugh, he would

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>>2702252
Womanizer sounds so evil, you know I have no ill intentions. That being said, like you're one to talk, I've heard all about you too, "Darling".

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>>2702238
>ouch

>>2702241
One step closer to another victory

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>>2702241
I'd prefer to just sit around and be with no one

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>Anyone hosting next?

>>2702224
Pssh, I'm going to caress the fuck out of Mikan tonight.

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>>2702259
The boy that can't die?
Don't tell me you're scared of his face too. He's really not that bad, is he?

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>>2702261
Izaya would just use it to drink himself to death

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>>2702251
Fine
>>2702262
>throws uniform tops
WEAR CLOTHES БЛЯTЬ

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>>2702267
I'm Reimu's friend, I know her much better than you do. I know she'll hear me out

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>>2702196
Ha-Have a nice day, anon...st-stay safe.

>>2702218
A-Ah, I'm, uh, Mikan Tsumiki, yo-you don't need to remember it
>Mikan quickly bandages the Russian mans arm

>>2702231
...Wh-Why would I have a pet pig, th-that's horrible for Hygiene!

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>>2702281
I don't believe so, take the showfloor.

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>>2702241
Do... chickens have ears?
>>2702251
Well, I'm not completely a vampire anymore, so the picture should be fine.

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>>2702289
LATER SUCKER!
>Swims away in ink

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>>2702123
>the girl nods at the boy in acknowledgment
>>2702251
People can't improve if you're not honest with them, feed into their illusions to save their feelings and you'll never get anywhere... Asuka Shikinami Langley. Captain of the European Air Force.

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>>2702252
....I-I suppose it could be worse then that and the web comic is some kind of spin off of an Hgame where you get raped by monstergirls, b-but that would never happen. R-right?

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>>2702285
He strangled you with a rope!

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>>2702224
>
>>2702299
>gently pushes your head up
Chin up. Confidence is key my friend.

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>>2702250
Sorry, I gotta go! See you around!

>>2702251
L-Look, I'm sorry, okay? I thought you would have looked good with rope around your neck! I was only trying to help you! I gotta go, but try not to hate me while I'm gone! I'll make it up to you eventually!

>>2702259
Trust me, soft! I'll let you deal with me later, okay? Try to go soft on me as well.

>>2702267
Alright, I'll leave you too it! Let me see it when you're done, okay?

>>2702268
Could you hold off on it? I gotta leave now. See ya around.

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>>2702289
I thought you were supposed to be super heroes, where was the super part?

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>>2702327
Bye

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>>2702327
>Tosses the bread at you as you walk away
...Bye!

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>>2702289
Sanae saves a live by not saving a life

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>>2702289
>>2702298
I could've sworn I blew her up earlier....
The worst she'll do is bruise me or force me to some manual labor.
>>2702327
Sure. Seeya.

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>>2702262
...You shouldn't deny your masters orders, y'know that, don't you, Cerea?

>>2702277
He-Hey, at least I don't try and actively screw women!

>>2702313
...I think I'm just going to stop commenting.

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>>2702327
You can't break someone's trachea by being soft.
Remove self
>>2702289
Again,
Which way is up??

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>>2702277
LOOK who is talking! You are always trying to get close to me with your endless piles of hogwas flattery.

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>>2702349
STILL FRESH NOIRE! HA

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>>2702349
Thanks for making it so I wasted my time

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>>2702349
Come on, use a knife, make it upclose and personal.

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>>2702352
Ex-cuse me! I'll have you know I'm a respectable gentleman.
>>2702356
Come now, you know you like it when I flatter you, anyone would.

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>>2702349
That'll teach you!
Well, you're dead now, so you probably haven't learned anything.

>>2702350
Alright then.

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>>2702323
Co-Confidence isn't something I-I'm good at...so-sorry.

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>>2702381
You're alright, i g-guess. But i have seen and heard better. Better up your game.

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>>2702349
Like I even have it.
>>2702395
Assuming she can even find me, at that.

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>>2702398
Then I can help you my friend. I need nothing in return

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>>2702381
Sure you are, and I'm the prime-fucking-minister.

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>>2702349
F

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>>2702401
You're obviously here, and you'll never know when she shows up

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>>2702352
Oh but I thought you were going to tell me about Mr. Darling's wild ride!

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>>2702413
Is the chicken making you hungry?

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>>2702411
N-No thanks, you shouldn't waste your time on me...I-I'll be just fine...

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>>2702423
THAT NEVER HAPPENED, YOU SHUT YOUR DICKHOLE!

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>>2702425
I'm trying to get a clear shot here, you can bother me in a second

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>>2702425
>>2702417
What'ca looking at?

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>>2702290
Good, thank you.
>>2702306
That's a relieve. It would have been a waste to lose this image.
Wait, you said you're 18. Aren't vampires usually hundreds of years old, or is that a myth?
>>2702311
Captain of the Air Force? That's pretty impressive. In that case it's probably part of your role to criticize and I can't blame you for that.
>>2702327
You better do! See you.
>>2702318
Aww, are you being protective of me?
I'm still alive, right? It's fine. And he said he'll make up for it tomorrow too. Maybe I can get him to buy us ice cream, if you'll be there.

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>>2702425
I-Is this for shooting at you, I missed...

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>>2702417
I can beat quite the hasty exist.
>>2702425
Haha, why would I ever, before I even rebuild Sigma??

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>>2702425
Air mattress. Finally, i can stop sleeping in the water

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>>2702440

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>>2702440
You're welcome
>>2702428
Nonono. I have plenty of time. I will help you. I promise

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>>2702425
F E A S T

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>>2702399
I'll admit I've been slacking as of late, but I won't let that falter my advances upon such beauty.
>>2702412
I don't like your sarcasm.
>>2702423
Pffft, nice.

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>>2702432
Oh, alright then... But what about when you man handled that druid chicks breasts!

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>>2702439
It's nothing, stay still for a second

>>2702447
This Reimu you know sounds like a slacker.

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>>2702456
No ice cream? Was that a bad idea?
Hey, wake up.

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>>2702470
Inklings don't die. They just turn into ink. I'll be back eventually Sanae

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>>2702471
I don't like the way you talk to women.

>>2702472
...Alright that actually happened...they were nice tits.

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>

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>>2702470
>>2702491

Didn't I tell I would get you back before?

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>>2702473
..okay.
>sits down
>Fidgets
>>2702476
What? No I like ice cream!

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>>2702471
You are losing me. Beauty this, beauty that. Got anything else you'd like to tell me before i grow bored of you?

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>>2702473
>>2702494
speaking of the devil...
Hey Reimu

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>>2702473
She might've been half-clueless without her turtle, but she was always eager.
>>2702470
I've got everything I need right here.
>>2702494
Tch, wonderful strategy you've got there.

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>>2702498
You did. I guess we're both even now

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>>2702468
Bu-But you shouldn't! I-Its not like I'll learn anything, I-I'm completely devoid of any brain-cells!

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>>2702470
Being around Izaya for extended periods of time is hazardous to one's health

And work on your aim so you don't end up making unnecessary enemies

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>>2702471
How far do you think we can push him?>>2702493
Does your snek know about that?
>Speaks loudy.
Because from what I heard you also sucked on them or something.

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>>2702493
Why? It's not like I'm being disrespectful.
>>2702501
H-how rude! I'm not sure how much more of this torment I could take.

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>>2702440
Yes, they can be houdreds of years old, but I got turned when I was 17, and it was only for a short time... Around 10 days.

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>>2702521
F

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>>2702521
If only I had an oven.

>>2702513
Reimu doesn't have a turtle.
Well, she has some in her pond behind the shrine.

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>>2702517
You aren't. I see potential in you. Don't be afraid. Let me help you comrade

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>>2702509
Hello Sanae. When did you get here?
>>2702513
But it works all the time.

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>>2702528
YES, JESUS, THAT HAPPENED, NOW SHUT UP ABOUT IT, OR SO HELP ME FUCK, I WILL BREAK YOUR FACE!

>>2702533
You're right, its not, but its obvious you just want to get into their pants.

>>2702544
F Eruna-chan :(

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>>2702533
Then you clearly haven't met me on a bad day, Ringaclock. You should consider yourself fortunate.

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>>2702521
Eh. What happens happens, I don't care unless I get paid.

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>>2702521
>It glances off the armor
Good job!
>>2702546
Yeah, yeah, I know. Didn't you see that turtle she was riding on in those things I showed you?
>>2702551
Mostly because you just terrify people in to submission. Enjoying the lack of a donation box, shrine maiden~?

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>>2702544
Count on frozen lakes to extend the death

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>>2702549
Pl-Please, I-I'm sure you have better things to do then waste hanging around me!

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>>2702553
''Get into their pants''? W-what's that supposed to mean?!

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>>2702553
Oh but it's so much more than that, my friend.
>>2702570
Just being here with you I could consider myself the most fortunate man to walk this plane.

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>>2702553
Woof~

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>>2702553
Why are you yelling, I thought you didn't wanna die? And besides you're not actually going out with anyone right? I don't see why it would be wrong, especially since Suu's raped more than half the cast...

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>>2702576
I already replaced it.
>Pats the new donation box.

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>>2702581
Fuck off. I don't need it.
>He wraps a bandage around his arm. It's bleeding heavily.

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>>2702551
Only a few hours ago.

I heard you got rid of that Elly.

>>2702576
That looked like paper maché to me


>>2702581
I should have worn my winter outfit

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>>2702537
So you age normally now, I see.
Wait, does that mean you have to drink blood? You better keep your teeth off of me!
>>2702500
Good, but I'll only make him get it if you'll be there tomorrow, so be sure to show up on time.
Why were you making a sleepy face just now, are you tired?

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>>2702581
More frozen fears

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>>2702583
I can help you. Those things can wait for now. First remove these self hating thoughts. You are special. I won't abandon you my friend

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>>2702583
here

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>>2702611
F

>>2702599
>donates 100¥

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>>2702608
Eruna is never tired!

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>>2702611
JESUS CHRIST, I'LL LEAVE.
Fucking batshit...

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>>2702606
Yes I did.

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>>2702599
Well, that's disappointing.
>>2702611
I blew you up. Hehehehe.
>>2702606
Yeah, and I'm ten feet tall....That blasted turtle noticed me before Reimu did.

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>>2702584
It means he wants to bump uglies, do the do, y'know, that kind of stuff...it means he wants to screw you.

>>2702584
I really don't think it is...

>>2702597
Polt, shouldn't you be working out?

>>2702618
>Eyyy, thanks fampai

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>>2702611
Damned clock is probably going to win...

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Did somebody order a tactician?!

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>>2702628
Watch our Sol, he might do a thing

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Good Evening citizens.

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>>2702654
YES! GET YIUR ASS HERE NOW MARSHAL

>>2702648
> >>2702596
I really don't think it is.
>tfw miss linked
>Today is not my day

>>2702654
>Pushes into the ocean first

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>>2702664
Evening Janus

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>>2702644
Well, it took you long enough.
If you waited any longer I would have done it for you, but I didn't want to steal your fun.

Apperently, it was this kid >>2702646 who destroyed your shrine, she admitted to it.

>>2702646
I doubt Reimu would need a turtle to do her job

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>>2702654
Ordered a pizza actually.

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>>2702648
These games are workouts!

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>>2702598
Its a moral issue, y'know, it goes against what I believe in and shit.

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>>2702648

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>>2702654
I don't know, did they?