/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Oops all fake edition
Previous thread: >>2684391
>NEW EPISODES on 12 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flock draw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
First for best gem
we're back baby
>>2692918
Excellent taste Perifag.
>>2693032
Fisting is two hundred bucks.
>>2692249
My life is difficult now because of constant butthurt. I only wanted to watch a cartoon with giant beefy woman and now I am thrown into the abyss of eternal suffering.
>>2693065
You'll get your beefy woman soon, and so will Steven.
>>2692236
>not wanting character growth
Go watch something else.
Does anyone have the source for this?
>>2693108
http://uuu-fandom-trash.tumblr.com/post/122694626808
They probably reposted it from someone else, but that's the full comic.
>>2693121
http://parallelpie.tumblr.com/post/121622628865/best-way-to-assimilate-anyone-is-thru-the-wonders
There, I think this is the source.
>>2693139
Oh, this is the guy who drew that crazy straw looking YD.
Nice artist.
>>2693103
She may grow in other direction.
>>2693159
Without interacting with a character who became a large part of her life?
Okay.
how do I cuddle with Peridot? I really want to.
>>2693167
>>2693108
>>2693121
>>2693139
i just want jasper to be Okay
>>2693205
Steven will make sure of that.
>>2693205
I want her to have good character development because I actually care about this show.
>>2693203
>jpg
WHEN
WILL
YOU
LEARN
How would you keep your Pearl from having an emotional breakdown over her constant worry and over thinking? How would you react to someone who was unable to keep eye contact or speak clearly with you just completely watch them cave in on themselves with grief and guilt and worry.
>>2693288
Hugs. Constant hugs.
If the last scene in this show doesn't include the Crystal Gems going out for pizza after they win the fight, I'm gonna put beach sand in all of Becky's clothes pockets.
>>2693339
As much as I like pizza that's going a bit too far.
>>2693173
She may stop being a large part of Jasper's life. I'm in complete denial and it feels good here.
>>2693259
Why do they draw him like this. He's literally 14. 14 year olds don't sit in the mother's laps like this. He's not a 10 year old.
>>2693366
I don't know how you can feel good about wanting to deny her genuine character growth and just ignore a major event that happened to her.
I hope all /freaks/ aren't like you and you're a solitary moron in the group.
>>2693372
Watermelon anon, what time is it where you are right now?
>>2693309
I think Pearl runs off everyone's she's ever been close to because her Pearl qualities make it hard for her to exist without someone to tell her what to do.
Left on her own she simply has no reason to live because of the type of gem she is and what she threw away (emotional stability) for a fake feeling of feeling independent. People say she's getting better and the truth is that she's just getting better at hiding it.
>>2693372
Hey fuck you buddy, I'm 6 ft 2 and I'd love to sit between the legs of a woman who loves me.
It's the only advantage manlets have.
>>2693372
Are you talking about fanartists or in the show?
Because it happens in the show you know.
It's pretty funny.
Imagine if you were in eighth grade or ninth grade, and you were getting picked up from school. And then your classmate runs up to his dad and jumps up into his arms to get carried by him.
What would you think?
>>2693379
>This lack of opal
>>2693395
>People say she's getting better and the truth is that she's just getting better at hiding it.
Okay but you're retarded the show is about characters overcoming their flaws. So take your headcanons about characters being as shitty on the inside as you and put them into your ass.
>>2693409
the fuck i didn't reply to that post
>>2693420
Oh I'm sorry is the truth too harsh for you maybe try jamming fingers in your ears and going la la la while your at it too.
>>2693409
>lack of opal
Good. Don't ruin two good characters by making them into a fusion.
>>2693407
I would wish I had that comfortable a relationship with my parents.
>>2693407
Yeah people treat him like a baby. He's a grown ass nigga already, so he should be acting like Finn from AT now instead of acting like the psuedo-infant he's acting like now. It was a mistake to make him 14. Sugar should have just kept him 10.
>>2693456
>so he should be acting like Finn from AT now
ATfag please leave
>>2693453
I miss my parents man
>>2693456
>wanting anyone to act like Finn
Pretend I posted a reaction image with an incredulous face.
>>2693474
>>2693461
Say what you want about AT but Finn is definitely a better hero than Steven, and his character is better too. For as status quo as the show is, Finn has depth whereas Steven is still "all violence is bad, make friends with all enemies, peace is better than war, talk don't fight!" bullshit he's been touting since episode 1.
>>2693379
>I don't know how you can feel good about wanting to deny her genuine character growth and just ignore a major event that happened to her.
Why the hell should anyone establish a peaceful relationship with someone who imprisoned them on the bottom of an ocean? What kind of development is this?
>I hope all /freaks/ aren't like you and you're a solitary moron in the group.
You are right here I guess.
>>2693487
> peace is better than war, talk don't fight!
No shit, it's almost like that's one of the major themes of the show and as the main character he exemplifies these values
>>2693456
>he should be acting like Finn from AT
>he watches AT
All your opinions are invalidated forever, you should leave before you embarrass yourself further.
>>2693487
Go kick watermelons.
>>2693487
At least Steven doesn't get cucked in his own show
>>2693379
You know damn well he is. He's a vocal minority that just happens to share the same taste in gems as us, not writing.
>>2693501
I understand that he does. But that doesn't mean this shit shouldn't blow up in his face once in a while, because if it's always just "Steven's right about all of this!" then it gets boring. And it has.
>>2693516
That's good to hear.
I don't have much experience talking to /freaks/ directly, so I wasn't sure.
>>2693501
>If Peri stood up she's be twice their size.
>>2693511
Yeah well at least Finn has a selection of women, and isn't relegated to the worst human in the entire show just so Sugar can get her race-mixing gender-role reversal weeb mary-sue self insert meme jab in, all in one terrible character.
>>2693085
>>2693487
At first I thought watermelonanon was just joking, but this actually seems pretty genuine.
>>2693404
>Yeah but after a certain age you grow out of it.
If you're gay.
>>2693533
now THIS is bait
>>2693533
>at least Finn has a selection of women
Yeah, all zero that are interested in him.
Post more Lapis
>>2693527
Once again, I should think I speak for the majority of /freaks/ when I say that I want the major events of Jasper's story to have impact and allow her logical and meaningful character development so she can actually be a strong character past the tidbits of personality she has shown, the shitty stuff she's done, and her physical appearance. For some reason a lot of jasperfags just wanna ignore aspects of her character just to say she's perfect. She's far from it, but that's no reason to dislike her.
I haven't been to /sug/ in a while, who is watermelon anon?
>>2693559
He's right about Connie tho.
>>2693561
Even though this ship didn't work out, Finn has game. The ladies want him.
>>2693576
I've been meaning to ask the same thing.
>>2693576
An idiot who gets triggered by watermelons and Steven in a dress, but still keeps coming to these threads for his "waifu".
>>2693576
He gets triggered by the entire show and only watches it for his gemfu (Peridot possibly)
His easiest posts to spot are when he goes on a rant about how girly Steven is or something and then talks in all caps.
He's made a promise to leave if Steven is shown wearing a dress or doing anything feminine again in the show.
>>2693589
Who's his "waifu"?
>>2693563
I already posted a bunch, man.
>>2693568
I'd also like to see all those things from her. I can't wait for relationship episodes involving Lapis and Jasper with the rest of the CG. There's even more interaction material since they don't have a long history together.
>>2693576
He started (or was dubbed then, at least) with a rant about how the female watermelon in the leaked clip went to war while the male stayed at home.
He seems to hate anything about the show and whines and complains about everything.
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>2693597
I don't know, but if I had to guess it would be Peridot or Lapis.
>>2693595
I don't care for that shit either, but it's not like it's a common theme. Most of it's pretty excusable considering who raised him. I don't really see why he would come back to show if he disliked it so damn much.
>>2693576
The quintessential robot. Hates women, gays, but loves his waifu.
>>2693595
He also hates seeing women being portrayed as empowered in any way and has gone on several rants about women in the army.
>>2693604
I wonder how she's actually gonna deal with Rose being gone and having nothing to fight. I'm willing to bet she'll be stuck on Earth for a number of reason after the Malachite thing too. I hope Sucrose and write something good for Jasper, not to mention everybody else in the show.
>>2693624
Does he always talk about the physical detriment the women bring to the military? He's not wrong, but I don't get how any of that would figure into a children's TV show.
>>2693627
I've been a fan of the theory that she may be rejected by Homeworld after developing a taste for the power of cross-Gem fusion.
But I don't know what circumstances could cause her to interact with the CG.
Based watermelonanon, bringing discussion to /sug/
>>2693638
>but I don't get how any of that would figure into a children's TV show.
It's called autism, anon.
>>2693638
Because of this retarded bullshit. Sugar could have just had a bunch of watermelons go off to war but NO she had to put in this little fucking jab about "LOOK HOW THE FEMALE LEAVES HER HUSBAND WITH THE CHILD AT HOME, AINT WE PROGRESSIVE"
GOd how the fuck can people tolerate this bullshit.
>>2693660
They'd probably be the only one's to give her a chance and not freak out at her due to Steven's inevitable kindness. Plus if she is gonna be stranded from Homeworld, she's probably not gonna take the new very well and run off somewhere or do something stupid, prompting CG intervention
>>2693660
To be fair, who wouldn't want the strength offered my Malachite?
I think that when she gets into contact with her superiors, they'll reject her for one reason or another, and the CGs would be her last chance for a desperate grasp at power
>>2693660
The planet is going to be destroyed by the Cluster and Peridot has fucked any hopes of a rescue being sent by calling their god queen a nigger.
The exact same reason Peridot joined the crystal gems because it's a pretty good reason.
>>2693677
Who the fuck cares anon? It's only detrimental if you take it that way IE like a bitch.
>>2693677
>GOd how the fuck can people tolerate this bullshit.
/sug/ is autistic, but not THAT autistic.
I wonder if Watermelon anon would like this show more if everyone were genderbent.
>>2693677
Dude it's a scene that barely lasts two seconds, calm down.
>>2693568
>>2693568
>I want the major events of Jasper's story to have impact and allow her logical and meaningful character development so she can actually be a strong character past the tidbits of personality she has shown, the shitty stuff she's done, and her physical appearance.
B-but I'd really want this to happen too. I just that befriending with enemies doesn't feel right. Is there no other way of super great character growth without joining CG?
>>2693696
But then a FEMALE would be the main character.
>>2693702
I don't think loyalty and doing her job really mattered to her once Garnet fucked up the ship. She was trying to win the fight by any means necessary, even by breaking taboo and fusing with a different type of gem. If she does join, which isn't likely, it probably won't be because of Peridot.
What if watermelon anon is Indexer?
>>2693702
>What is THIS?
>You think you can hold me DOWN?
>NOBODY CAN
>Not anymore
>yfw it's Jasper speaking and not Lapis
Something about becoming stronger or chasing down power that was denied to her.
post yfw you realize that you will never ever be as autistic as watermelon anon
>>2693713
Your point?
>>2693705
There is, but Steven is gonna be involved either way.
>>2693727
It's Malachite speaking.
>>2693729
>>2693729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvBknHFa8PQ
>>2693696
>Genderbent connie
Based
>>2693761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJwh3erQlyE&list=PLB8C47C3CC46BD805&index=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ODKKILZiYY
Folin was a fucking wizard.
>>2693761
>>2693761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjpKGcnEa80
>>2693789
Is that supposed to be McCracken in your gif?
>>2693729
I'm considering myself lucky enough to only have mild aspergers, I just hope nothing happens in the show that makes me slip to his level.
>>2693834
>>2693734
I don't mind, but turning a tough gem and loyal soldier into fluffy-puffy baseball playing holding hands with those who tried to damage her (successfully) gem feels sorta.. eh?
(I can't into English, sorry)
>>2693836
>>2693761
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OS0o4nD3QFs
>>2693831
If it's something like that, you probably just weren't encourage to go outside much as a child and gave yourself artificial Aspergers.
>>2693841
>>2693811
yes
>>2693837
I don't want her to be fluffy either. I still want her to be grumpy, aggressive, prideful, etc. I really hope Sucrose doesn't write out those traits when she does get development.
>>2693729
I guess I have reached his level (butthurted Jaspyfag)
>>2693837
No one said anything about her being any of these things.
So this Baseball episode, are the deciding whether or not Lapis stays or not through a baseball game? Maybe there's conflict with Ruby and Sapphire so they had to unfuse? (also to add get more members)
>>2693878
That's the leading theory.
It seems like the order goes Hit The Diamond > Same Old World > Barn Mates.
>>2693578
connie isn't a self insert or a mary sue, rebecca is jewish and not all characters like connie
>>2693904
Would you go to waffle house?
>>2693911
I'd take Lapis to an artist that treats her better.
>>2693911
I still want a job there.
>>2693911
What's waffle house?
>>2693911
maid cafe episode fucking WHEN
it'd have to be after jasper returns, i guess, but I want more sol and fanservice now that the main cast is expanding
>>2693911
Drawn by this artist? Nah. I'm not about to get gored by Jasper's claws while she rapes/eats me.
>>2693904
Who'd be in the teams? You need minimum 4 player per team right?
#LapisOUT
>Pearl
>Ruby
>???
>???
LapisIN
>Steven
>Amethyst
>Sapphire
>Peridot
>Lapis
Although if there's conflict, why would Lapis want to stay anyway? I'm going to say this isn't what happens.
>>2693696
This artist did a good job.
>that genderbent connie
M-maybe I understand why Conniefags exist now.
I don't know how I would feel about this at a waffle house.
How would Steven react to someone raping Connie right in front of him? Looking upon her small, delicious frame being ravaged for hours, watching her drift in our of consciousness and force to swallow down tons of spunk. Then after days or possibly weeks of constant torture, she'd be completely broken, doesn't even bother to put up a fight, or scream or struggle, I bet she wouldn't even react to being choked.
God, what I'd give to be in Connie's position.
I know I'm being extremely edgy but I love rape, not as much as transformation, Transformation is like Malachite but rape is like Pearl
>>2693867
>Lapis and Jasper to apologize to each other
I see this like "apologize and become friends" thing.
>>2693934
>why would Lapis want to stay anyway
It's a six letter word, starts with S.
>>2693959
sexual
>>2693959
It looks like he's gonna eat her hair.
>>2693934
All we know for sure is Ruby and Amethyst are on opposite teams.
Either Garnet split to even the teams or because Ruby and Sapphire disagreed. The only ones we know for sure would want Lapis to stay are Steven and Peridot.
>>2693970
No!
>>2693959
>It's a six letter word, starts with S.
Salads?
>>2693987
Yes!
>>2693990
No.
>>2693837
>>2694020
>>2694024
I want to see Jasper redeemed so Steven can try his best to teach her about Earth and human stuff. I get the feeling that this artist would spew out endless content of that if/when she's redeemed.
>>2694030
I get the feeling that we'll hardly see Jasper in the upcoming episodes, everything seems completely Lapis focused.
>>2694030
It seems like Steven doesn't like it when people that can change are bubbled. I think it's going to be the same thing like Peri
>>2694056
Well, first he'd have to see Jasper going through a small change before she's bubbled to believe that she can change further, sort of how like Peridot did.
Although, didn't Jasper express how she started to like fusion in one of the leaked clips?
>>2694056
I think she gets away. I doubt they'd reuse the same thing for her.
We may not be seeing much of her because they might clash occasionally in early """season 4""".
Would you cuddle an Amethyst?
>>2694089
As long as my true gemfu was okay with it and there was no sexual and Amy wanted it, sure I would.
>>2694089
Steven would.
>>2694089
She's at the bottom of the list of SU characters I'd cuddle, but I still would.
>try to get better at drawing
>can't
Guuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssss
>>2694254
Late.
>>2694265
I haven't looked here for a while nor been of twitter
http://cartoonnetwork.tumblr.com/post/143917886040/love-is-always-the-answer-tag-a-bestie-whos-the
The comments on this make me laugh, CN making out Ruby and Sapphire as besties.
>>2694254
I'm so fucking optimistic.
But terrified, Jasper hasn't appeared in ANY leaks at all...
>>2694254
Which one is shelby and which is deedee? Why look the bloody same.
>>2694303
J-just friends.
>>2694312
Deedee is on the left i think
>>2693610
It's Connie
>>2693904
Nah, although there are like five different schedules floating around the only ones that mention Hit the Diamond have it as the last episode in the event. I don't know what it could be.
>>2693589
>An idiot who gets triggered by watermelons and Steven in a dress
Even our shitposting spergs are special snowflakes. Jesus.
>>2693467
My dad died last year
>>2694303
They tried to fix it.
>>2693904
The official order is
>Super Watermelon island/Gem drill
>Same old world
>Barn Mates
>Hit the diamond
>>2694421
Prove it.
There are 4 of these threads in the catalog.
>>2694463
Stop counting troll threads.
>>2694463
It happens sometimes.
>>2694463
Now count the furry threads.
>>2694437
well officially (from official website and zap2it) the first 3 are this order. I believe Misseps mentioned the last 2 in this order, many other sources are saying barn mates is after same old world
//tvschedule.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe/EP01616432?aid=tvschedule
http://epguides.com/StevenUniverse/
If Pearl knew that it was inevitable that Greg and Rose were gonna have Steven, would she have treated Greg better?
>>2694533
I don't understand the question.
>>2694481
I refuse.
>>2694542
Let's say that Pearl somehow learns that Rose was gonna have a child with Greg, and that she'd "die" giving birth to the child, and that there is no way for her to stop it.
Would Pearl try and be a better friend to Greg, and would she help Greg with taking care of Steven after Rose gives birth to him, if she knew that he was gonna be born and that she'd (along with the other Gems) take care of him anyway, when he's older?
I haven't bee in these threads for a bit, have I missed any forced dank memes?
>>2694089
you fucking idiot
>>2694603
Our memes are all organic.
>>2694418
https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/728383852763348992
>these comments
fucking hell
>>2694598
>Would Pearl try and be a better friend to Greg, and would she help Greg with taking care of Steven after Rose gives birth to him, if she knew
Probably not.
>>2694303
Because kids don't need that gay agenda bullshit forced onto them if the good Christian execs at CN have something to say about it. Fuck Sugar for her pollution of kids minds.
>>2694627
>@cartoonnetwork i cant believe marcie and peppermint patty are lesbians holy shit
>>2694627
It's clearly a reference to Marcie and Patty's homosexuality
>>2694627
CN confirmed it you guys. Ruby and Sapphire are just best buds.
>>2694674
You have to be a fat Tumblrina SJW to ever have thought otherwise.
>>2694627
I'm glad this meme didn't leave its embryo stage and thus never experience a drastic decline
>CN confirmed Ruby and Sapphire for just besties.
Now where are the fags shouting that the ship is dead?
>>2694736
Don't let your butthurt cloud your judgement, anon.
>>2694727
Hah. I see how they've got the man doing the traditionally feminine posture of leaning into the arms of their lover as if they had fainted. Pretty epic gender role reversal if you ask me! Everywhere you look you see gender role reversal! That tears it, I'm raising my son to be a girl now, no ifs ands or buts! He's gonna be a good sissy! He's gonna be the submissive, he's gonna be dominated by his feminine counterparts who are better than him because he's just a dumbass male! Emasculate your children! Emasculate your children! Emasculate your little boys!!! Women are the true strength!
Rebecca, you are an inspiration to us all.
>>2694756
Damn, watermelon anon is out in force today
>Jasper throwing Steven up in the air, both of them laughing
>>2694303
>>2694736
Everyone knows that CN advertisers/social media goons don't watch the shows.
>All the leaked shit
>This despite there being an episode explicitally saying that Garnet already is in a relationship with herself
>They posted on their twitter saying "CATCH ALL YOUR FAVORITE STEVONNIE EPISODES" despite the fact that she's literally had like 1.1 episodes.
>>2694773
>tfw Jasper will be the death of Steven
>>2694772
>Don't respond to them.
I'll make fun of whoever I want, I don't care if I'm "feeding" him.
>>2694774
>>They posted on their twitter saying "CATCH ALL YOUR FAVORITE STEVONNIE EPISODES" despite the fact that she's literally had like 1.1 episodes.
Pretty sure they just meant Steven/Connie episodes, so they get a pass on that one.
I wonder how much SU would change if it was bought by Netflix or any other streaming service.
>>2694823
Well we'd have a decent schedule for one.
Gimme some buff Ame, I need a fix.
Anyone wana post some cute Connie? I have not seen my daughterfu in a bit. Wana see her doing cutes and lewds.
Preferably with Steven like a good girl.
>>2694891
Nor a general
>you enter steven's house and see pearl actually molesting him
what do?
Stevidot?
>>2694973
I wonder how I got there.
>>2694973
>>2694981
Yes.
>>2694993
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
>>2694823
Much more gay.
>>2694973
XDDDD LOL MOLESTING AMIRIGHT LOL XDD
It feels weird, but I've gone from shipping this romantically to mostly shipping it platonically.
>>2694973
Put her in the trash where she belongs.
M O L E S T
O O O O O O
M O L E S T
Post pics of your favorite besties.
>>2695330
You got it.
>>2695340
>>2695330
#just_friends
>>2695330
Besties5ever
Peri's the cutest.
>>2695402
She's okay.
>>2695402
I think Steven is cuter.
>>2695402
I beg to differ
I
WANT
OUT
OF
THE
BARN
SENPAI
>>2695520
The barn is our Namek.
>>2695536
It's more like our boat. We're not actually there for that many episodes(chapters), but it came out so slowly that we lost our minds.
>>2695330
BFF
>>2695330
Not kidding, I actually do want these two to at least become friends.
>>2695553
TOKI WA KUMO O TSUKU YOO NA NAMI O TATE OSOU YO
KESARETE YOMICHI O HAU KOE TACHI NI KOTAETE
>>2695680
I hope they become more than just friends.
>>2695783
Good friends?
>>2694413
I've been an orphan since I was 11
Feel with me
>>2695791
Even more than that.
>>2695823
Best friends?
>>2695831
Lil further. Outside of the friend zone.
>>2695330
You mean two horrendous turds, right?
>>2695839
Lesbian?
Remember that time when Garnet molested Steven even though she insisted on that it was fusion practice?
>>2695929
Lil too far. Dewey is a male.
>>2695961
Rock lover?
>>2695961
Beach Summer Fun Buddies?
>>2695998
Alright. I'll settle for that.
>>2695954
XDDDD LOL MOLESTING AMIRIGHT LOL XDD
Apparently, my computer died and i will not be able to work, draw requests or even watch the show's come back.. feels bad man..
>>2695536
More like our Mist arc.
>been months since last episode
>next one still only 10 fucking minutes
>its filler
I kind of want to drop this entire show because it'll be a year until something actually happens
>>2696295
>>2696295
>whole week full of plot-related stuff
>someone manages to still call it filler
>>2696295
>>its filler
You're a fucking idiot
>>2696295
Do you have the wrong schedule?
You do know that the next episode is actually a 2-parter, right?
>>2696436
As in 22 minute episode or two 11 minute episodes?
>>2696436
>2 parter
oh boy 20 minutes this time?
>>2696367
>>2696418
>plot related stuff
yeah like watermelon people bullshit about steven's gem powers? Face it this show is dieing because of it's scheduling and episode length.
Do kids even remember this show exists anymore?
>>2696498
>yeah like watermelon people bullshit about steven's gem powers?
This has to be on purpose, holy shit.
>>2696498
How the shit is that filler?
>>2696498
wow, it's retarded.
The watermelon people are fighting malachite. You know the big fucking plot tumor we've been ignoring for a season.
>taking bait this obvious
>>2696516
>>2696522
>>2696527
>he likes the watermelon people
literally more worthless than cat fingers filler
>>2696549
Is this the part where you try to save face by pretending you were always pretending to be retarded?
yeah you're baiting, fuck off to /co/ or something
Masterful storytelling
>bubble 'em for later use
>stick 'em in a forced fusion for later use
>then stick one of 'em in a bubble for later use
>>2696567
>insults the filler I like
>wow le troll >:^(
Does this opal look creamy to you
In a dream, Steven finds himself on Mask Island , in the skin of a Watermelon Steven . After meeting the Watermelon's community , he comes face to face with Malachite , who seems ready to break her chains . When he awakes , Steven tells everything to the Crystal Gems who quickly run to the island to restrain her ...
Watermelon island synopsis
>>2696898
Sauce?
>>2696820
Looks like Rainbow Quartz came on her.
Has anyone ever drawn a "not-defective" Amethyst?
>>2696966
Mostly in reversal AUs or other shit like that.
>>2696966
pLENTY
>>2693732
>genderbent young greg
o-oh...
>>2697039
>>2696898
Well, that's basically what we've all assumed, and lends credence to the idea that we see the fight through that one watermelon's perspective because it's actually Steven. "Nobody can tell me what to do" was probably him taking control of the watermelon Steven, technically against the gems' orders to stay behind.
>>2696946
>Also a literally nothing footage
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E3fYWQ6hiU&feature=youtu.be
I don't know, that seems slightly significant
>>2694894
>tfw buff amethyst will never hold you down and demand you kiss her
why live
Less than a week now
I can almost feel it.
One less week for Jasper arc
http://dement09.tumblr.com/post/143950952663
Kind of a sweet comic.
Warning, Lapidot.
Also it's ongoing.
>>2697153
You mean Jasper reappearance. It's Lapis' arc now
>>2697153
You can't subtract from infinity.
>>2697175
>>2696820
l-lewd...
>>2697184
Peridot is not allowed to shapeshift a vagina if she's not gonna wield it properly
>>2697234
>you must be paladin level 86 to wield "VAGINA"
>>2697234
Are you saying lesbians should just have penises,
>>2697262
Pretty bad desu.
>>2694773
I'm taking requests
>>2697234
Don't worry, her masters will make sure she puts it to good use.
Baseball amy errday
Bet she'll do the "blow up and pop big bubble in face" thing
>>2697299
That may be why she misses.
>>2697261
I'm just saying, you flash that snatch at the wrong person and you could be in trouble, pic related
>>2697299
>>2697305
The ball is already in the mitt before Amethyst even finishes blowing the bubblegum.
Whoever is up there must throw really fast.
>>2697369
Why is Ruby so shit
>>2697279
Steven wearing a hat.
>>2697369
Or since the image has been edited they took the ball from a later from and put it in there.
>>2697379
Caм ты шит блядь. Pyбин oхyeннa.
>>2697388
Only one of those images is the right one.
[seriouslywhynospoilers]the left one[/thisjokesucksnow]
>>2697403
There's stuff that's clearly edited, like the grass.
>>2697432
Where is the grass clearly edited, by her feet? I think the outlines are darker there because she's gonna shift her feet in the grass to some degree
>>2697432
You are still looking at the (literally) right picture.
Not to mention the backgrounds would be too hard to notice a difference so i doubt CN would be THAT hard of a ball buster.
Only noticeable edits are The Bat, The Ball, and Amethyst's red shoe.
do kids even watch SU or just us and tumblr?
>>2697470
If it didn't then we would have been cancelled last bomb due to ratings.
>>2697482
for a while there it seems like it was.....
>>2697470
Pretty damn sure they do.
>>2697470
Those annoying ads CN runs where kids scream at you about cartoons say they do.
>>2697518
They're all paid actors.
Just kidding, they all are THAT autistic.
The My Hero Academia dub is great.
Is this Loss?
>>2697549
they're just kids anon
>>2697578
It's dubbed already?
>>2697279
Jasper on leash at YD' feet
>Jasper is bubbled/gem is lost at sea
>tfw jasperi-reunion is that much farther off
Side note: how traumatic would it be if Jasper did have to regenerate in the depths? She JUST got away from psycho-blue keeping her chained down there, Jasper just can't win
>>2697629
Yeah, first episode came out today, really like the VAs they chose for Izuku, Katsuki, and All Might. The script is also changed for the better.
>>2697644
I don't believe you. Dub changes are always awful.
>>2697639
She's most likely bubbled after Lapis poofs her.
But we'll have to see what fate has in store.
>>2697657
It's only minor changes, not a lot is changed, it's still MHA.
>>2697391
Шшш, нe злиcь, aнoн
>>2697672
Doesn't matter, I'm seeing flashbacks of the Digimon Tamers dub.
>>2697674
Hy a фигa oн нa Pyбинкy гoнит? Пpocтo вывeл из ceбя, пoхyжe caмoй Pyбины гopю.
>>2697549
Are you going to make fun of children for being children when we're the ones watching a children's show?
Who invited the arctic chinks?
>>2697719
No, it just wouldn't be the first time they used paid actors for commercials like that.
>>2697694
I should have worded it better; What I meant to say was that very few parts of the dialogue is changed slightly. It's to help English-speaking audiences capture the tone better. For example: Izuku's line about charging Katsuki for assault if he commited suicide is changed to "That idiot, you can't go around telling people to kill themselves".
I'm sorry I didn't get it across before, it's a really great dub so far.
>>2697549
I think you need to take a break from 4chan, anon.
>>2697674
If those first three letters are "ha ha ha", ima shit cause in Japanese Internet they use "www" for laughter
>>2697670
You think Lapis will poof Jasper as soon as Alexandrite unfuses them? Man, that will piss so many people off
>>2697759
I mean if she is bubbled, i usually spitball ideas but Lapis backstabbing Jasper wouldn't be that out of the blue.
>>2697759
That would ignite the most massive /freak/out the world has ever known
>>2697639
>>2697670
>>2697759
Some bad, awful theories going on here.
>>2697740
Heт, этo вceгo-лишь "Shhh!"
>>2697804
>Judging theories
>Judging
>Theories
Is that Sapphire's hair color?
>>2697391
cyka blyat
>>2697798
Forget saving bloodshed for gemcon
WAIFU WARS NOW
LAPISFAGS POST YOUR ADDRESSES
>>2697807
I don't even need to run this through google translate to understand
>>2697391
idi nahui, kurwa
>>2697847
Hy cкaжи cвoeмy дpyгy тoгдa(y кoтopoгo пpoблeмы c япoнцaми) зaвaлить eбaлo.
>>2694365
>Garnet
half right
>>2697830
I'm just saying, thinking Lapis is going to immediately poof Jasper as soon as they split is dumb. Remember how spent Garnet and Amethyst were after Pearl popped runaway Sugilite? And that was only a (few?) days later. Lapis and Jasper will be lucky to be able to move.
She may get poofed, but not by Lapis.
>>2697938
I know, i'm spitballing ideas since anything can happen at this point.
It could be a simple the gems catch up to them and poof and bubble them both with Lapis getting out a little later, or something unpredictable.
>>2697938
If Jasper is immobilized, what will the CGs do with her? Poof her while she's down?
>>2697938
Maybe Lapis gains energy from water.
They did poof over the ocean.
>>2697386
>>2697984
Right
She's in her element
>her excuse for poofing Jasper: it was self-dense, Steven! You know how much of a beast she is!
Wild idea, what if the reason Lapis wants to get into the temple is to unbubblle Jasper.
For whatever reason.
>>2698011
Because of ~lingering feelings~ and Lapis is the only one there who knows her true heart from sharing a soul for so long? I'm so down
>lapis = redeemed times infinity
This is just in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN_t2Z5ilnc
>>2698011
Stockholm Syndrome?
>>2698032
Or to stomp on her Gem, whichever.
Remeber, 3D poil is for_____
>>2698033
What the hell is that thumbnail
>>2698054
>>2698054
Wishing that you'd fuck off and stop stalking her.
>>2698033
>Ara ara~ voice.
Perfect
>>2697943
Nose que idioma es ese
Concha de tu madre
>>2698052
heh
>>2698075
>Posting a picture's public = stalking
wew lad.
>>2698033
That was awful.
jesus the new battlefield looks amazing
>>2698033
I like the voice, but it seems like she's not an experienced singer. That or the words just don't flow that well in Japanese.
And the way the lips don't match at all really throws me off, kinda like watching poorly dubbed anime.
>>2698050
Some nuggets as to why Jasper could fit the bill for Stockholm Syndrome perfectly:
>The syndrome is encouraged in crime situations because it can increase the hostages' chances for survival, but those experiencing it are usually not very cooperative during rescue or prosecution. Several symptoms of Stockholm Syndrome have been identified in the following: positive feelings toward the controller, negative feelings toward the rescuers, supportive behavior by the victim helping the abuser, and lack of desire by the victim to be rescued.
>People suffering from Stockholm syndrome come to identify with and even care for their captors in a desperate, usually unconscious act of self-preservation. It occurs in the most psychologically traumatic situations, often hostage situations or kidnappings, and its effects usually do not end when the crisis ends. In the most classic cases, victims continue to defend and care about their captors even after they escape captivity. Symptoms of Stockholm syndrome have also been identified in the slave/master relationship, in battered-spouse cases and in members of destructive cults
--
In order for Stockholm syndrome to occur in any given situation, at least three traits must be present:
>A severely uneven power relationship in which the captor dictates what the prisoner can and cannot do
>The threat of death or physical injury to the prisoner at the hands of the captor
>A self-preservation instinct on the part of the prisoner
>Included in these traits are the prisoner's belief (correct or incorrect, it doesn't matter) that he or she cannot escape, which means that survival must occur within the rules set by the all-powerful captor; and the prisoner's isolation from people not being held by the captors, which prohibits any outside view of the captors from infringing on the psychological processes that lead to Stockholm syndrome.
>>2698210
But we know Jasper never stopped fighting for control until Lapis finally stopped and let Malachite take over.
So, no she doesn't have Stockholm Syndrome.
>>2698142
I sincerely hope the guns aren't shit
I'm playing Fire Emblem Fates and I just remembered something.
Didn't Zuke put out a tweet saying Oboro was her favorite? If so, this could lead into a working theory on Lapis's personality from here on.
Zuke seems to be attracted to cute girls that have a "monster switch", if you will. Like Marceline when she goes full bat or Oboro when she sees a Nohrian. So I figure Lapis may only have her sourpuss face on either when Peridot and/or Jasper is around of just when she's not alone with Steven.
Just a dumb little thing I thought up, it could mean nothing.
>>2697708
Дa y мeня тyт из-зa Джacпи гopит peгyляpнo, пoнимaю.
>>2698352
But some of the Nohrians are okay.
>>2698378
I'm sorry, what?
I don't understand what that has to do with what I said.
>>2698352
Tsundere ?
Zuke also said (when asked by Amber) her favorite trope in fiction is two characters that hate each other falling in love
>>2698352
I think her sourpuss face is for everyone except Steven though, unless the Barn Mates treatment works out well in the end
Rebecca asks if you want to stay over at her house and watch scary movies. What do you say?
>>2698412
No, not tsundere.
>>2698438
I included that at the end. I'm just saying I think she'll look like normal Happy Lappy if no one else is around.
Or maybe she'll calm down in general and keep the face for anybody threatening Steven.
>>2698516
>human Lapiven
I don't know if I like this or if I want to have nothing to do with it.
>>2698516
And that there is your emotional manipulation folks
>>2698469
I'd say I'd love to, and hope I can loosen up enough
>>2698469
I would 'cause it sounds like fun
Just imagine the amethyst/peridot fusion bullying the shit out of Pearl
>HEY SHORTIE!
>>2698665
My cousin thinks it's disgusting that SU has official bodypillows.
You guys ready for the 12th for some fucking new episodes after this long ass wait?
>>2695364
You don't kiss your friends?
>>2698665
They spoof off of Stronger Than You (as mused by tumblr):
>Go ahead and try to top me if you’re able
>You know your head only reaches to my navel
>How about we take this to the ball court
>Oh wait that’s right you can’t win ‘cause now you’re too short
>You’ll never top my height in inches
>What we’ve made together is better than riches
>I am the biggest, I am the grandest, I am pure domination
>I am high abo-oo-oo-ove abo-oo-oo-ove high abo-oo-oo-ove and I’m taller than you!
>>2698665
What would the Amethyst/Steven fusion do to Pearl?
>>2698719
Slightly disappointed only two out of the five episodes are still a slight mystery.
But still hyped.
>>2698751
Grapple with the urge to bully
>>2698799
Will he grapple her to his bed?
>>2698799
BULLY THE PEARL.
MAKE THE PEARL CRY.
>>2698757
Steven Floats is the biggest mystery out of them as it stands, but even then we know he's due for a new power; and Rose can float, so...
>>2698799
Steven would never do that.
>>2698878
Amethyst would
>>2698905
So it's cancelled out.
>>2698878
Steven's anarchistic and rebelious phase plus Amethyst's general childishness equal to a fusion that does actually love Pearl, but also loves to joke around with her a lot, but unfortunately the "jokes" go too far sometimes. Not like either of them will complain, anyway.
>>2698719
The hype that I thought had died weeks ago has been miraculously replenished these past two weeks, so yes... I'm more than ready!
>>2698665
>there's an upcoming episode called Too Short To Ride
If it's a Stevonnie, Amedot fusion, Garnet, Pearl, Lapis, (Jasper too if the stars align) aka the whole gem family being tall enough for every ride in an amusement park... Then it's liable to be my favorite episode ever
Daily reminder that we shouldn't have seen Peridot doing stuff in the mirror.
Another preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXT9f1XrnFo
>>2698966
I'd laugh if it was everyone trying to find someone to fuse with just to get on this new ride.
>>2698980
Why is she a vampire
>>2698988
SHIT
IT'S REBECCA
>>2698988
>Garnet hip dance and Pearl and Amethyst just hold onto her
already good.
What about the Garnet/Steven fusion? Would he treat Pearl right?
>>2698993
Yes
>>2698988
>Jasper manipulates Lapis into getting control
So is it really Jasper and Lapis this time?
>>2698988
JASPER LAPIS TEAMWORKKKKKKKK
>Alex: MALACHIIIIIIIIITE!!!!
For FUCKS sake we've seen 50% of the episode
>>2698988
So its Jasper manipulation with Lapis to keep Malachite in control
>>2698988
What does Malachite say during 0:53?
>You are out of your [x]
>>2698988
>>2699026
There's your emotional manipulation.
>>2699059
Depth.
>>2699072
>Ocean jokes
I should have expected that
>>2698988
Why is Rebecca so kawaii?
>>2699072
>>2699072
So semi-serious but is Jasper a good negotiator or is she only using the info and currently situation to her advantage.
>>2699072
So she's the one getting manipulated, not the other way round, I'm sure this bomb will focus on her redemption, Jasper is very unredeemable right now.
>>2699107
>Lapis is the victim
>again
Give it up you /freaks/. She's getting bubbled next week.
That new clip just basically confirmed who was causing the most trouble between those two.
Also i'd kill for a gif of that Garnet
I wish I hadn't been so insistent on Malachite running wild. It seems like Jasper is running the show but Lapis is providing support.
>>2699106
Dunno.
>>2699107
I'm glad the people clamoring over Lapis being emotionally manipulative will be mostly shut up now.
I feel sad for precious water baby.
>>2699132
Probably, but I doubt she'll stay that way. We were told she was a complex character and we haven't seen that yet.
>>2699181
>>2699150
I'm looking forward to possibly seeing just how strong Jasper is supposed to be if they're painting Lapis's decision to keep her trapped as the correct choice.
I just want the show to start so that I won't be spoiled again. It feels like I've never seen this show without being spoiled, and it's making me both frustrated and sad.
>>2698988
>people still thinking it's one of them controlling the other when this preview literally just showed that it's both
Why are you guys so retarded?
>>2699107
Rebecca FUCKING Sugar said "Emotional manipulation is a huge part of Lapis' character."
>>2699218
Maybe you should show some self-restraint.
>>2699224
It's one at the time, no both a the same time you dip
>>2699253
I am showing self-restraint, I've not watched a single leaked clip, but it's really hard to avoid seeing discussion of the leaks, pics from the leaks, etc.
>The Steven Universe General thread on /co/ lasted more than 3 hours
lel
>>2699218
You could try not using the internet until the show is over.
>>2699247
Yes. Being emotionally manipulated.
>>2698988
Please note that Jasper's voice actress is present when they all jump up.
>>2699272
Was it another rehashed discussion or something new?
Not surprised by this though.
>>2699255
It's not really.
It's still one being. They were referring themselves as "We" the entire time.
>>2699218
Think of these clips as part of the experience, since we're all watching it anyway.
We still don't know Jasper and Lapis's ultimate fates, though.
>>2699255
Malachite's talking to herself, but yeah it's clear which part of Malachite is speaking out. It's like when Stevonnie had her dialogue about being lonely and Garnet arguing with herself after seeing the clusters.
>>2698988
Once the 2 minute preview gets leaked we've basically seen the whole episode beside post poofing.
>>2699255
>>2699224
It is possible that at the end, Lapis relenting to Jasper means Malachite takes control. But I think it's more like Lapis is letting Jasper use her (for real this time).
Since they both have individual voices (I'm pretty sure Lapis said "stop" in that clip) and their weapons aren't merged, they should still be separate consciousnesses like the CG are in Alexandrite.
>Lapis is the victim
>again
Kill me, just kill me
>>2699336
>>2699340
I was saying that from the beginning, but all the jasperfags always got pissed off when I mentioned it.
>>2699340
These have been some pretty hard blows the homeworld gems's fans have taken recently.
First Peridot.
And NOW Jasper.
>>2699367
what's the Peridot example?
>>2699340
I wish I could.
>>2699366
>I was saying that from the beginning
Yeah, you and every lapisfag because she can do no wrong apparently. Let's instead overlook everything she's done and blame the gem who was just doing her job.
>>2699056
>Why don't we have fun?
Manipulation level: God.
>>2699407
>No one said that
Is it possible to be this deluded?
>>2699383
Peridot gained A LOT of new fans when they revealed that she's a midget in pajamas.
I just want her arm cannons back.
>>2699417
I could climb up your ass and ask you face to face.
What if what if what if....it is Lapis talking
>>2699397
oh no she has done loads wrong, but it'll be fixed in the upcoming episodes, unlike Jasper.
>>2699281
So it's:
Deedee, Sapphire's VA, Michaela, Jasper's VA, and Zach, from left to right
yeah?
>>2699433
Then the dialogue doesn't make any sense and neither do the visuals.
>>2698988
M: Give up!
*snaps chains*
M: I'm impressed, you really held out
A: MALACHITE!
M: *gasp* They're here!
*grimaces and groans*
M: Stop!
*eyes snap open*
M: Pathetic. Don't you see? We've been holding us back for too long, and for what? If we're going to be this thing together, why don't we have some fun?
A: We don't have to fight. You're outnumbered.
M: *smiles, summing water hands* I may be outnumbered, but you're out of your depth.
M: I can't wait to tear you gems apart!
>>2699556
I mean...
It can't just be all Jasper talking, we've heard 100% Lapis lines in the leaked clip for example.
>>2699603
If it's Lapis, what is she asking Jasper to stop?
>>2699626
Fighting the CG? I don't know.
I don't see any reason for Jasper to say Stop.
>>2699626
Maybe she doesn't want to fight
>>2699677
They didn't have the intent to fight just then, it looks like Malachite was trying to unfuse.
>>2699603
>>2699626
Malachite is talking to herself.
>Stop
was directed at Lapis's increased struggle to bring them back into the ocean after seeing Alex.
The reasoning to work together and fight them is Jasper's Malachite. I'd like to think the fight from the previous leak is the most we've ever seen of Malachite as a individual instead of two warring halves.