/tf2g/ - trash fortress 2 general Quality furry porn edition

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i dont want this to die ok

if you dont like it fucking leave, it will die at some point but not now

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>there are enough people around to maintain a furry porn offshoot of /tf2g/

what the fuck. how long has this been going

>>2625848
These are some really nice drawings actually
They don't feel overly forced, they're actually well drawn, and they still kinda feel like TF2
Source?

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>>2625848
more res

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Trying to contain the shitposting in different places (the main thread, irc, here, whatever else is there) doesn't work, it just smears more shit around the place.
but sure

>>2625910
thanks i was about to post it, my phone messed it up

>>2625894
i literally just googled tf2 furry and this showed up
i can link you to the deviantart if you give me a second

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>>2625894
here
http//kethavel.deviantart.com/art/Furry-TF2-portraits-438177366

post cute

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>>2625855
>how long
A couple of days

You know, these threads have taught me that /tf2g/ furfags (i'll say furfriends for this one occasion) are actually really good at keeping their power level under control. There seem to be a lot of you here but other than xion and the occasional xavirav "I want b&" post, the actual thread never seems pestered by you lot ever.
Enjoy this literal trash thread I guess, you deserve it.

You know what actually I'm getting curious, IF YOU CAN READ THIS click this poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10112841
I don't care how many vote no I just want to know how many of you there are

>>2625701
i don't want to say :<

>>2626354
pretty sure i know who you are anyway

>>2626361
No you DON'T

>>2626361
message me on steam

>>2626373
yeah i do

>>2626374
no

>>2626399
why not?

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>>2626345
>those results
im glad we're all equally sick in the head

>>2626466
because I don't want to embarrass you

>>2626345
>i'm the only one who voted no
whoa bwaah what

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>>2626474
I only like girl animols though

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i embrace my degeneracy
do you?

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>>2626616
yeah sure

>>2626616
unf

>>140847778
owned

>>2626757
what

>>2626830
>>>/vg/140847778
owned

>>2626842
oh
why did you post that here?

>>2626488
what's the first letter of my steam?

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I got scammed and lost this

he had so many +reps on his profile

>>2626928
>>2626900

>>2626925
b

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>>2626949
hes not me if thats what you thought

>>2626949
me neither

>>2626993
oh whew you almost gave me a heart attack there

>>2626925
r
>>2626949
this wasn't me

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>>2627097
welp sorry to disappoint

>>2627150
whats the meaning of this post

>>2627168
irc chat discussion

>>2627168
drawing (picking) numbers

>>2627112

>>2627238
you forgot to add text to your post

>>2627112
>>2627238
meant to say that is right but i don't really know how to continue this conversation

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i did that
why no love for 0s though

>>2627315
i told you i knew it was you

fuck there's so many tf2gs whose names start with r i can't guess who he was

rz
renard
redward
robinz
randydandy

i think im forgetting some

>>2627382
oddly im not in panic or anything, even if it is you im talking to

>>2627450
what?

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wow this is so GAY, just kiss already you two

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is anyone into this

>>2627553
the person i was thinking about in >>2625445

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gaygaygaygaygay

>>2627724
3yes

>>2627784
well i hate you then

>>2627788
good im going to do it to u

>>2627838
o//o

but like, wouldn't you rather just fuck me and treat me nicely to preserve my cute skin?

>>2627881
no thats gay

I gotta say, these are pretty nice threads, you Anons are welcome here any time
-OP of two other threads on here

>>2627735
you think I'm them?

>>2627917
thanks~
although i have a quick question, why do you like them? is it just the porn, or the things we say, too?

>>2628016
maybe

WOW this can't get any gayer

>>2628333
maybe I am them

it's actually ME who's them

so are you two talking on steam or something

you seem really cute together

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:3

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>>2628874

What are cute hairstyles for boys?

>>2629072
rawr

>>2629072
Long flowing messy hair that is actually well kept but made to look messy
Short hair that covers the neck but not shoulders and has a slight melon shape

>>2629414
what the fuck you basically described my hair
except it looks messy because it is pretty messy most of the time

>>2629414
post pics of the hairstyles you're describing

>>2629488
can you post your hair pls
i want to know what he's talking about
i want cute hair too

>>2629535
uh
no

and i dont exactly get what "slight melon shape" means but other than that, its not too hard to see what he means

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can i just say that i want justin bieber's hair

yeah

>>2629789
do you also want his face shape and his features?
his hair might not look good on you

>>2629932
nah i think i can rock that hair
i feel like my hair could be way better but im just too lazy to care about it

>>2629789
when did bieber stop being the biggest shit in music

>>2629789
he's pretty darn handsome no lie

>>2630581
his recent albums are ok

>>2630653
i'd let him fuck me desu

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tfw bored

>>2632648
xion?

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>>2632665
hi

>>2632904
any chance for the furry rar/zip

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>>2632920
in the near future

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>tfw talking to a tf2g on mumble

also this thread is gay as h*ck

when i cum it usually shoots a little bit then kind of dribbles small drops
am i broken?

>>2633137
make a video of it so we can see

>>2633336
no thats private and im too insecure to do that

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>just fingered myself for the first time

>>2636314
that's gross

>>2636314
thats nice

1-3 change avatar
4-6 do not
7-9 dump a random comic
0 kill myself

>>2638021
post your new avatar cutie

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>>2638073
im not sure about this one

>>2638104
xionxang is cute
cute!

i do not enjoy this sort of attention please do not

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AAAAAYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNIAHGUIABHSDMJBNMHHHHHHHHHHHAGUDIAGGYYYYYYYYYYGUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGKKKKKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIDFDTHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOTTTTSSSSTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT NNNNNNNNNNIGHAGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

xionxang was 1 post away from killing himself whew

i like xionxang i hope he never kills himself

shut up xionxang

i am not xionxang

>>2639204
>>2639200

I'M NOT!!!

ok but seriously now xionxang is ok and should not kill himself

>>2633421
are you afraid of the hurtful comments you'd receive?

I'd do it, but the hassle of recording it is just too much

>>2639292
um, that and that im just insecure about my body

>>2639347
if you are fat read the /fit/ sticky, it's not hard to lose weight
if you are insecure because you don't look like superman.. then it's complicated

anyway the way you cum is perfectly fine

don't force someone to post a video of himself cumming if he doesn't want to it's pretty creepy

>>2639385
im not fat
i used to work out one and a half years ago i had to stop because of back issues
but im going to get back to it now
maybe ill get a bigger butt for a change

2d porn, especially furry porn exaggerates way too much how much someone cums during orgasm
shit like >>2633048 afaik isn't possible and would be really unhealthy for you even if it was possible

>>2639433
how would cumming that much be unhealthy?

>>2639433
t. someone who is making shit up to seem smart

cum has many proteins and drinking it is good for your health

>>2639408
post yourself cumming

>>2639505
ok

>>2639443
No I don't really know much about what I'm talking about, I should have added a "probably" in front of that would. I do at least remember a friend telling me the average cum is a tsp of semen but he probably doesn't know that much about the subject either

>>2639442
I get a feeling that your balls probably can't produce enough semen for you to cum that much and do it often. Cumming so often that you run out doesn't sound too healthy

>>2639513
what are you gonna cum to

>>2639542
you

im not gonna actually post myself cumming btw

>>2639572
im gonna have to force you then

please no bully

cum relies on your diet more than anything

>>2639578
o-oh

and...
how are you gonna do that..?

>>2639651
i-i dont know

>>2639663
oh
shame

T_T

;-;

someone PLEASE be my bf

hi

i could be your bf

what do you look for in a guy

nice butt
elitist asshole
loyal only to me

>elitist asshole
what exactly do you mean
anyways i dont have a really nice butt
i'm pretty loyal though

can love bloom in the trash tf2g

im eating some reaaally good cookies right now

you loyal

i ran out of cookies

what a shame

im gay

why is no one replying

replying to what

replying is pointless

ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ ᅚᅚᅚᅚ ᅚᅚᅚᅚ KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW ᅚ ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ ᅚᅚ ᅚᅚ ᅚ ᅚ KAPOW ᅚᅚ ᅚ ᅚᅚ KAPOW ᅚᅚ ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ KAPOW ᅚ ᅚ ANELE ᅚᅚ KAPOW ᅚᅚ ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ KAPOW ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ KAPOW ᅚᅚᅚᅚ ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW

post some dicks or something

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b u t t s

woodberry

what did he mean by this

>>2641178
that butt looks awful

fuck this im done trying to contribute

no it looks great and it means i would bury my dick in it

>>2641329
t. low standard slut

stop bullying that amazing ass you faggot

>>2641473
>amazing ass
if you have low standards, yeah it is amazing

more like your taste in ass is shit

>>2641535
t. low standard slut

stop baiting
stop falling for bait

i want to bate inside that ass

>tfw you've seen like 5-6 tf2g's assholes

what
how

How much do you wanna bet that isn't even his ass?

it isnt even my butt

i only believe you if you dont post a pic with trash written on it

what does that mean
it wouldnt prove anything

it was a joke

i assumed but i didnt know what to respond
im bad at life

dont worry
it was a bad joke

tfw epic

i have seen 6 tf2gs buttes

whose

but you aint seen mine

lots of people
yours sucks

rude

im leaving

im leaving too
these threads were a mistake

see you soon

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I want to ____ a Sylveon

kick

>>2642450
cuddle and snuggle and have rough sex with

>>2641618
Am I one of them?

im so upset about this encryption shit ugh

what encrypton shit
please explain

are you not in the real thread?

>>>/vg/140927485
this is what i meant anyways

>>2642650
who are you?

who are the confirmed shitposters of this general?

blah
xionxang
feathers
sops

who else?

i think feathers just came to check this out once and left

also dotsy definitely posts here

>>2643916
you

>>2644037
when

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>>2626345
>no "sometimes" option
I don't go out of my way for it, but if its good I can enjoy it. Furries are just sorta like super monstergirls and guys to me.

>>2644330
hi sops

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>>2644376
you shouldtell by the filename who posts
im sops :)

>>2644387
o

o

>>2644387
fuck off you make jews look bad

o

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>>2644387
You have good taste in cartoon dogs.

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>>2644547
good thing im not jewish then

>>2644578
yeah you are, your denial of being jewish is honestly disgusting, how can you be ashamed of your own race? your fellow jews would be ashamed of you

xd

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>>2644589
lmao wtf

sops do you like boys

>>2644750
yes

sops was that mirror pic with the dog actually you

>>2644815
it was a picture of me a year ago, with the messy as heck hair

>>2644799
what kind of boys

>>2644850
ew

I feel like shit.

>>2644882
normal guys, fit guys, cute guys
>>2644943
it was pretty ew yep

>>2644989
no, you are ew

>>2645002
oh i just got roasted

>>2644989
normal guys?

>>2645130
average dudes

i wish i had a boyfriend that i wasnt afraid of

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deers

>>2645242
wht
what do you mean

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hardblush is bad
marty is bad

hardblush is good
marty is good

>>2645311
i mean what i said

literally entry-tier fur faggotry
i agree

>>2645378
are you afraid of your current boyfriend
are you usually afraid of your boyfriends

why??¿

>>2645402
the only people that want me i am afraid of

>>2645424
what
what kind of people want you

>>2645227
you top or bottom?

>>2645435
2-3 people

>>2645473
that's how many, not what kind. why are you afraid of them???

>>2645454
why are you asking :v

>>2645518
cant a guy be curious :\/

>>2645496
because im paranoid

>>2645529
>>2645518
lmao he wants you, silly

>>2645532
uh
what exactly do you mean "afraid"..?

>>2645561
i said paranoid

>>2645566
but about WHAT

>>2645581
them hurting/murdering me

>>>/y/

>>2645529
>>2645518
please

>>2645611
ok see this is where i was going

WHAT?

why would they murder you? do you just think that about them or a lot of people?

>>2645727
>why
idk, why did Jeffrey Dahmer do the things he did? i just don't want to risk my life by having a bf that might turn out to be a serial killer or something

>>2645727
>why would they murder you? do you just think that about them or a lot of people?

idk dude, i dont know why serial killers kill innocent people, i just don't want to risk my life just to have a bf, what if they're a serial killer?

>>2645977
oh ok so youre just really REALLY paranoid

i think you should see a psychologist or something dude

>>2646061
well yeah i'm paranoid but it's not a bad kind

>i think you should see a psychologist or something dude

not everyone can afford that

>>2646078
oh, that's unfortunate
well if it helps just know that there's basically no way anyone that you like will be a psychopath. they're not as sneaky as you'd think they are, if you've know them for a long time you would have already seen something weird

>>2646183
can't they just pretend to be normal and then when they finally have you in a vulnerable situation they hurt/murder you? psychopaths are always portrayed as intelligent and sneaky, so it doesn't seem that difficult for them to do

>>2646263
They don't gain anything from spending all that time with you. There is no benefit to killing you and only downsides like police and jail.

>>2647183
they get to kill though, thats what serial killers do

*casually drinks some rum while making lunch*

*casually sips some cum while making posts*

1-3 spend spare money crafting badges
4-6 buy a new game
7-9 gift someone a new game
0 dump a comic

>>2648708
id/plur
ty

>>2648720
you don't even play games that get gifted to you wtf

>>2648720
youre the only "big name" tf2g that i dont have added
ill keep it that way

why do girls sound annoying

because they are, probably

are we dead yet

something about putting lube on your ass just feels right

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yeah
ded

I will pay someone to teach me about exercise and nutrition.

run alot and eat lots of veggies and protein

thatll be 3 beans, please

>>2651048
That is not specific enough.

I want to be told what to eat and when, and how to exercise and when.

>>2651264
stop being a fucking pussy and just do it the reason you aren't doing well is because you want everything to be read to you or some shit (read: ur making excuses to not do it)

i want to die eating and being a fat piece of shit

>>2651300
I don't know how though, I seriously don't. I'm not smart and I don't know much about diet and exercise.

>>2651347
fuck you

tell me about your goals you want achieve when exercising
what's your size and weight
how much money can you spend on food every day

>>2652257
I want to be a fuckboy
I already look like a twink but I don't get any exercise and I'm out of shape

I'm poor but I don't really buy anything so I can spend money on food

>>2652298
There's charts for that you know
http://imgur.com/e47axMx

Count your calories in everything you eat

All the stuff about Estrogen in your food isn't going to acheive anything though, I'd also add

Exercise your butt with weight lifting:
- Hip Thrusts
- Squats
- Deadlift
You'll need to sign up for a gym or get a barbell and a squat rack, doing hip thrusts in a gym can be kind of embarrassing. Depending on how big your quads get you might want to stop doing squats/DL, but don't worry you'll notice that in time.

Buy whey (impact whey protein from myprotein is fine/cheap) and eat around 1g per lbs bodyweight.

Buy running shoes and run.

It's hard in the beginning but once you have established a routine you'll probably enjoy it.

Read this with your goals in mind, don't worry about the bodybuilding parts
http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html

>>2652597
I've already seen those.

I want to be told what to eat and told what to do and when, I don't want guidelines.

>>2652623
personal trainers are really expensive son

>>2652652
I just mean like, you tell me what to buy and when to eat and that's it.

It's as simple as "buy this and that, eat them at this time each day" "do these exercises at these times each day"

>>2628316
Sorry for the delay. To answer your question, mostly the fact it's better than the HG threads, those guys are a cancer that makes me want to fucking vomit. Literally any thread no matter how rehashed and awful is better than those threads.

>>2651494
do what i said

>>2652623
First you eat my cum and then you get your lazy ass up and study some things about diet and exercise.

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:3

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oi

being a homo is great

being a homo is GAY

is this thread rip?

looks like it

welp, it was pretty fun
i hope these come back at some point

come on my back

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ill be here

o///o

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dont die please

I like this thread more

i dont know it just feels like people enjoy shitposting on the other thread more

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This could be me irl, but I'm too scared to meet the guy that likes me.

>>2666564
i want to do that to somebody

>>2666564
nobody wants to kill you
get over it

>>2666663
to who

>>2667763
u

>>2667768
o

>>2666564
I want somebody to do that to me

>>2668040
>>2666663
i think you two should probably maybe hook up

im leaving somebody make a new thread when we hit bump limit
well, IF we hit bump limit

>>2668108
I want someone specific to do that to me

>>2668734
how many posts

>>2669272
300

hah i did it anyways
>>2669396