/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Spite Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Guide to the Crystal Gems Download
https://mega.nz/#!QUkChbyA!OCgQC7VEkN6wMmP2lrme-yQHTc1spWxxBWCb_tHI0mg
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6ddNEUvq_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqniSO8kxFo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teWw7UQ-0F4
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion loves to fit in a box [NEW]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca0PTZYQerc
New game:
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAaR1WFmZpQ
They seriously couldn't get someone who can whistle better for this?
>Best gem
>Pearl
That's funny anon.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PgsPIX4dQAc
>>256771
BEST GEM?
>>256861
Wouldn't it be reflected?
>Which way is up?
>The sensation felt like an eternity- no, it *was* an eternity.
>It’s rough here, no NO it was certainly further down.
>Or was it all over?
>It all mattered very little when the pressure suddenly gave way, once I- you, us WE, reached out, rubber banding and snapping repeatedly together.
>Our throats had no chance to be hoarse from screaming as we had none to scream with.
>Our- my- effforts to stop caused the comfort of nothingness for hardly what may have been a second, everything rubber banding back together in the most nonsensical yet painful fashion, as if all infinite possible limbs folded and broke infinitesimally many times.
>We’re so uncertain, I tug an arm free, yet you insist on tugging the other way and we cannot agree where to look.
>So we look everywhere.
>We feel everywhere, before fixating on what’s before us.
>It looks like certainty, making my uncertainty feel all the more confusing.
>We scream with no mouth, trudging and reaching forward, desiring to know, to feel whole
Best gem with the most aesthetic body
>>256724
>>256725
>>256728
>Last image of last thread planned to be of Pearl
>Plan to claim last image foiled by Amethyst
>New thread
>OP pic of Pearl
>"Spite Edition"
Any crappy draw request leave here.
Will do in a couple hours.
So far got Armstrong jacking it and worst human in hoodie.
Ley's get this thread started the right way
>Which gem would you buy a fleshlight of?
>Which orifice?
>What would their unique texture feel like?
>>256934
Steven on top of Garnet's head.
>>256934
Garnet on top of Steven's head
>>256934
Steven and Garnet on top of each others' heads.
>>256934
Pearl dressed as the DMC3 jester, her nose is big enough.
>>256934
How crappy are we talking about here? Show me some of your previous work. I don't want to blow a good request on a crappy artist.
>>257016
Don't be such a prude, have some fun.
>>256981
Never understood that guy.
So, spoilers for Devil May Cry 3 up ahead, if anyone gives a shit:
The bad guy is some super serious demon summoning man.
But this overly dramatic, no-nonsense antichrist wannabe can turn into an annoying Joker wannabe at will?
And he does this for the sole purpose of annoying Dante?
>>257064
Because he needed to manipulate everyone into fighting eachother and getting exhausted, because he knew he couldn't beat them at full power.
WAIT!
WHO IS TALLER LAPSI OR PERDIOT?
>>257085
Lapis
>>256934
awkward group hug with all gems so far
>>257085
With limb enhancers, Peridot, I believe.
Definitely Lapis if Peridot does not have those on.
>>257085
It's Lapis.
>>257098
Including the Clusters? Because they can give a lot of hugs.
>>257089
>>257099
>>257102
OKAY THANKS ANONS
I WILL BACK WITH MORE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
AFTER THESE MESSAGES!
>yfw the crystal gems adopted the star insignia on their outfits after Rose died because a bunch of Mr Universe's shirts were just plain shirts with a star on them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgsPIX4dQAc
>>256784
It's a thematic thing, isn't it?
like it's meant to sound like actual boxcar hobo whistling.
still best Amy song
>>257146
Already posted.
>>257158
Not every blind person can see.
>>257146
>>257152
I like Tower of Mistakes better. Just something about the instrumentation and how it blends with her singing feels nicer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bduVVl_xniE
amy is shit
>>256771
why would you lie like that OP?
Pearl doesn't look that bad.
>>256934
Garnet traumatizing baby steven by wrecking some puppets
>>257188
>>257188
she looks like the fucking Jack in the Box guy
>>257188
Still don't get why people actually buy this shit
>>257201
kek
I'm off to bed.
Smell ya later /sug/ar cubes
>>257216
n-night
>>257169
You know what's funny about this song? The whole point of the song is that Amethyst considers herself a fuckup and the reason for the whole Sugilite debacle. But that point is negated due to the point of the episode that song is in being that Pearl is an even worse fuckup.
>>257216
Sleep tight, nerd.
I want to smash Lapis' head in with a baseball bat!
>>257453
NO YOU DON'T!
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT!
TO FIT IN!
>>257469
Why do you care so much about such an inferior gem?
>>257486
SHE'S BLUE
>>257486
Don't disrespect terraformers. They have very important jobs necessary to ensure the creation of organic life that can then be harvested.
>>257486
>You say that now
Why don't you get off your 500-million-lightyears-away pedestal, come over to 60% Waterville, and see who the inferior Gem is.
>>257518
Bring it you fucking depressed midget.
>>257539
>So sorry, Lapis Lazuli couldn't make it to the scheduled fight, friendly get together, episode, or any other event that occurs above sea level.
>Lapis will get back to you as soon as she can
>Think 2017
>Maybe
>We apologize for this inconvenience
>If you want to reschedule your appointment, or if you have seen any sign of Lapis, please leave a message after the beep
>*BEEP*
>16 IPs
>56 posts
What kind of autistic shit goes on in these threads? Literally see 911 per day.
>>257585
Pearl Pearl Pearl Pearl Pearl Pearl Pearl Pearl Pearl Pearl Pearl Pearl
>>257589
We share classy fanart and give constructive criticism.
If Lapis is angry and doesn't give a fuck enough, I'm pretty sure she'd be able to drown the entire earth.
>>257598
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS ONE?
>>257599
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE POST
>>257596
>>257601
I think you got the proportion pretty well.
Did the hair pretty accurately to the hairstyle in the show, too.
If you'd be OK with constructive criticism:
The limbs are where you messed up.
There is a noticeable gap between her right arm and hand, and her left arm and torso. If you could just connect those, it would look a lot better.
The worst mistake you made here was with her left foot, it's not only not connected, but is completely misplaced. You may just want to redraw that foot. If you are going to fix anything in this pic, fix that.
Finally, and this last complaint is pretty nitpick-ey; her top could use some more detail. Without an additional line between the dress and the top, her top looks like a single, thin strip covering her nipples.
All in all, it's pretty good. It's clear you have talent, but keep practicing.
Does Lapis even know how powerful she fucking is?
She could've defeated Jasper no sweat. She could've defeated the Crystal Gems minus Steven easily as well.
>>257665
>All in all, it's pretty good. It's clear you have talent, but keep practicing.
THANKS ANON THAT'S SO KIND!
BUT...
>>257672
I think being locked in a mirror for some indeterminate number of millennium fucked her mind quite a bit.
>>257731
>Lapis' first scenes are of her making stupid fart noises and YouTube Poop voice editing to make Steven laugh
>This causes Lapis and Steven to bond as "Beach Summer Buddies"
>This is seen as heartwarming bonding moments between the two of them
>This is seen as one of the foundations for the idea that "Lapis is a good person; Lapis may not be a good person but at least she loves Steven" ways of thinking
>Making stupid fart noises and editing the speech of others were probably just signs that she is fucked up in the head
>>257731
That is true.
Damn. That fucking sucks. Lapis isn't my gem waifu or anything , but I do like her and I just feel so fucking bad for her.
>>257770
>people still think the fart noises and jokes were indicative of Lapis' personality
>she hasn't done anything since she was released that falls in line with her actions while in the mirror
>people still haven't accepted that she was manipulating Steven into trusting her so that he would free her
>some people are so deluded that they believe that once she separates from Jasper that she'll stay with Steven, adopt her "true" fun loving personality and enter a romantic relationship with Peridot
>>257817
F
O P A L
R
G
E
T
F
U
L
>>257770
Those scenes could be just from her "waking up" after jangling around in Pearl's malletspace with a bunch of other shit, where she would be "asleep". It could also be symbolic of having stunted mental processing power while trapped in the mirror.
So do you guys remember that one analysis of the way the gems reacted when Steven was talking about the mirror Lapis was in?
Do you really think Garnet and Amethyst trapped her in there while Pearl was unaware?
Why is this show so fucking slow?
>>256802
mah nigga
>>257867
>Why is this show so fucking slow?
Shut up and enjoy your slice of life, faggot. Raven and Paul worked very hard to make these Lars and Sadie episodes so you better fucking love them.
>>257867
The "Amethyst and Garnet trapped a Gem in an object and then had Pearl shove it inside her unaware" theory is just a stupid excuse people use to defend their Lapis x Pearl ship.
[spoiler]At least that's why I copypaste that theory[/spoiler]
I have a question. Who is best fusion and why is it giant woman?
Requesting Pearl playing with her non-stick capabilities.
>>257918
>I forget.
>>257918
THEY'RE ALL GIANT WOMEN YOU CLOD!
>>257867
I do like the theory of them using Pearl to trap Lapis without her knowing, it makes the Crystal Gems actually seem like war criminals.
>>257871
>best gem
>in jpg
>>257914
>>257918
Hasn't Steve called all the fusions giant women?
>>257914
Pearl knows EXACTLY how the mirror worked and what powered it
she fucking ADDRESSED IT AS IF IT COULD RESPOND
>>258326
She addressed it like the computer in Star Trek, not like a fully conscious being.
Do you think it's good for kids to have Steven as a role model?
In terms of personality I mean. Should kids believe it's okay to forgive everyone and anyone no matter what they've done?
>>258148
It could give us more of a picture of Pearls' roles in Gem society, and how they Crystal Gems used to be hypocritical shits (even more so than they are now, I mean)
So they found the mirror a very long time ago, like, thousands of years ago, right? Around the time the Gem war was, right?
Isn't it possible that, immediately before or after the war, there were still some traditional beliefs in the Crystal Gems, like Pearls being inferior? If so, then where else would such a powerful prisoner be kept safely in those rough times, than inside your trusted Pearl servant? And of course, you wouldn't bother your simple minded slave with the details of "this is actually a living creature", as that could only make things more complicated.
And, over the thousands of years that passed, even after they learned to respect Pearl as an equal, they never tell her the truth of that one task they gave her, for fear of digging up the past, feelings of betrayal, whatever.
>>258173
Thanks for the better version.
Deleting my useless copy now.
Was the sea monster in Historical Friction Centipeetle?
>>258349
That's kind of been the status quo for child protagonists since forever.
>>258359
>wouldn't bother your simple minded slave with the details of "this is actually a living creature"
But she would still understand that, having the gemstone embedded in the back, it is still a somewhat conscious gem, right?
Actually, the duplication rod was an enchanted item what (presumably) wasn't a gem, right? Have we seen any other enchanted items to try to establish if the Lapis mirror was part of a trend or unique for having an actual gem be a part of it?
>>258341
>>258148
>>258359
>>258326
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448191105762.webm
y'all niggas need to rewatch the show
baka senpai
>>258502
>we found
>as said by Pearl
That still leaves the possibility that Garnet and Amethyst planted it there for Pearl to "find".
Even if this theory is false, how did it get to the galaxy warp in the first place?
>>258533
>WE
>>258502
What if Steven had healed the mirror's gem before he removed it?
>WE
>>258502
That doesn't mean that Garnet and Amethyst didn't know what it actually was.
>>250178
i completely forgot about this
sorry
>>258550
>SOMEBODY
WE
WE
WE
WE
WE
MEME
>All this WE posting
WE
I regret nothing
YOU
>>258502
>this gem powered mirror.
I'm not really sure how a "gem powered" thing could NOT be sentient, so the CGs (including Pearl) must have been aware that there was a person trapped in it. They might have presumed that it was too broken to retain any coherence as an indervidual, but they knew it was "gem powered".
>>258735
YOOOOOOUUUUUUU
>>258741
Except a few seconds later she said "it must finally be broken" after it was unresponsive and after she looked at the backside.
THE INVISIBLE GEM IS OUTSIDE!
>>258502
Watched the two lapiss episodes again because what else to do during hiatus right. Sounds like yes they know there was a gem in there but they didn't know who or what. Based on Pearl and Amethyst explaining gem monsters they might have thought it was something like that.
I WISH WE WERE ON A BLUE BOARD
Here's Amethyst
>>258831
IT'S A NICE COLOUR
Would you suck Zuke's dick, /sug/?
>>258837
You do know you can change the theme on your own in the bottom right corner, right?
>>258851
I MISS DRAWENDO I WISH HE WOULD COME BACK HE WAS A NICE PERSON
>>258864
God dammit I hate being on an unmoderated board. If we were somewhere else I could report you for being an asshat typing in all caps and something might have been done about it, but not here. Why do you even do it? Are you such an attention whoring faggot that you have to do whatever is in your power to cultivate an identity even if you can't use tripcodes?
>>258864
They still browse here. And stop typing your posts in all caps
>>258846
THEN I MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY PORN WHERE I SHOULDN'T THO ANON
>>258896
>THO
Please stop being cancer. Just type normally like the rest of us.
>>258896
That's not how it works. You can still see which board you're in when you post, in the URL if all other indicators fail you, and even in the worst case scenario of you actually posting porn on a blue board, you can just delete it.
>>258864
>HE
>>258911
>WE
>>258918
>CRYSTAL
>>258920
>ALWAYS
>>258911
>SHE
>>258939
>succubus (male)
You mean an incubus?
Even Gnome-no wants Dipper to stay a virgin forever.
>>258947
No, it's a Succubus. (male)
But why is Russia attacking Ukraine when it's obvious that Russia would never do something so imperialistic????
>>256771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9-_9eBRaZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOEScwq3slY
Proper links from CN for a couple of those shorts.
ded thread?
>>259175
is Pearl left-handed?
Would Pearl molest Steven if he wanted her to? Or would she wait a few years for him to get older?
>>259192
>I wonder if she can feel me through your penis
>Oh, what would she think of me now?
>Well, I think you're pretty tight
>>259192
I don't think it's molestation if they want/ask for it.
Also, Steven can just age himself up at any time; I'd imagine the act of sex alone would make him age up, even though I don't mind ss
>>259207
Hey /sug/ do you think the fandom will come together on /co/ on new years(since the ban will end then) or will we be split forever ?
>>259214
Steven's underage so it would still be molestation, even if he did consent.
>>259253
why would you want to go back to /co/?
mods allow shitposters there to run rampant - even completely off-topic threads aren't taken down there but discussion on an actual cartoon is (or at very least is allowed to be shat on by shitposters)
>>259253
>since the ban will end then
Wasn't the ban until the new episodes, not just 2016?
Anyway, we've discussed this topic to death already. The most likely situation, assuming no mod interference, will be an /sug/ on /co/ and an /sug/ on /trash/ running concurrently.
wh-why can we ever have an amy thread?
i just want to cuddle and snuggle up with her, then go out on the town and have her teach me how to have fun
;_;
>>259274
technically we don't know how old Steven is, and the fact he can change his (physical) age almost at will complicated things further
>>259291
;_; To bad I would like it if we came together and to dominate the other inferior /co/ fags, but well what can you do at least there is no threat of being banned here.
>>258851
Requesting an edit in which instead of holding bottle and glass, shes jacking off two dicks.
>>259276
>>259291
>/co/ mods bring us back by force to keep a closer eye on us
>>259344
>>259344
>and to dominate the other inferior /co/ fags
What are you talking about? I mean, maybe it's the structure of the sentence or something, but I can't tell what you're trying to say.
I think I can glean something about how you think /trash/sug/ is superior to /co/sug/, but I don't really see anything like that being true. They're just different. Personally, if it were possible, I'd like to have two discussion locations open at all times, one quicker than the other. It allows content that would only thrive in one of the two environments to exist.
>WE'RE NOT THE NEW MLP GUYS
>WE DON'T NEED A CONTAINMENT BOARD
>gets shunted to Trash
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LITERALLY DRAWING A PICTURE OF STEVEN UNIVERSE GETTING DISEMBOWLED RIGHT NOW
FUCK YOU FAGGOTS
HAHAHAHA YOU PATHETIC FUCKING FAGGOTS
HAHAHAHAHA MUH PEARL MUH GEM WAIFUS
EAT SHIT AND DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE!
>>259428
Don't reply.
>>259394
I was joking , implying that the /sug/ on /co/ dominated every other tread on /co/ , i loved the fact that we would need to make a new one every 5 h .
>>259439
How did /sug/ leak to other threads?
Aren't new threads just par for the course?
>>259471
Yeah but it felt like our threads were getting filled up the fastest and I wasn't on any other thread that was getting like 6 posts per 20 sec .
anyone have a non shitty mega episode link?
>>259492
Go check out /sug/ or /sugen/ on 4+4chan.
>>259492
For what, Too Far? All we have are TVrips right now because the itunes episodes are released in pairs.
>>259503
just in general
im making a video and its a real pain in the ass when episodes are all different sources and file types
>>259516
She can't hide her feelings for him anymore
>>259517
I mean, if you just go to kickass torrents and search for 1080p web-dl, you're going to get the highest possible quality for each individual episode.
Also this: http://yayponies.no/yaysu/
>thread about Peridot dies
>thread about Steven Universe's music is born
"No more constant threads on /co/," my ass.
>>259690
Wasn't the ban just on general threads, I think that discussion on specific episodes or characters is allowed.
>>259690
And this still exists: >>>/co/77625261
>>256771
good morning sug.
what are we doing today?
>>259820
Been thinking about writing a fic but I don't know if I can pull it off, and I don't exactly know how what direction I want it to go in.
>>259838
Just do it. If it's shit people will tell you why.
Any good tutorials for drawing breasts or vaginas?
I need to get over my fear of drawing naked women.
>>259859
>not dicks
fucking faggot.
When is the hiatus ending?
>>259875
The most we know is that no episodes are going to air this year.
>>259859
Look up references on the internet or guides on tumblr. That's really all the advice I can give.
>>259859
>>>/ic/1579290
TL;DR: LOOMIS
>>259875
Either January 14 or January 11.
>>259856
It's sort of based pic related, where Pearl begs for Steven to fuse with her in the middle of the night but I don't know if I want the fic to have /ss/ in it, or not.
>>259920
I thought it would be December, fuck.
>>259944
That's why you need to lurk moar so you can know when the showrunners post important information.
>>259838
mmm do this.
write a shitty one. THEN write the one you really want to write so that way you'll be warmed up.
in regards to /ss/ or /no ss/ idk, i want feels and cry like a 6 yr old.
>>257188
I would rather have real toys. What are the point of theses? They don't even look good!
>>260001
At least they're something.
Now go and buy eight of each so CN doesn't cancel the show.
>>259992
I'm not new to fanfics, I've written a few before and uploaded one to fanfiction.net (which I've planned to update but haven't gotten any ideas). I'll give it a try but I'm not promising that it'll be done today (not that it'll be long, it's just that I'm a slow writer when it comes to fiction, and I usually leave my stuff open-ended so the reader can make their own end for themselves).
>I usually leave my stuff open-ended so the reader can make their own end for themselves).
Fuck you. I want closure.
>>260064
I'm not good with endings.
>>260064
I mean it depends how he does it , it could be cool and inspire a lot of thought but if done wrong it could just turn out to be lazy writing.
>>260032
>and I usually leave my stuff open-ended so the reader can make their own end for themselves
Are you Miyazaki?
those perfect open endings are the best desu.
>>260095
>Miyazaki
Never seen or read any of his works.
>>260101
>>260101
Why does /co/ hates this show so much?
>>260138
Our show is automatically correlated with Tumblr and SJWs because they think Rebecca panders to the Tumblr crowd because she has fat characters and other things.
>>260138
I think it's a combination of a girl killing herself , endless shitposting and hiatus, but this are the tings we all love about /sug/ ;).
>>258326
Why would Pearl give Steven the mirror if there was a chance of him letting a potentially dangerous gem out? That would be dangerous for everybody.
>>260101
/sug/ why do you do this to me?
>>260107
>>260122
>>260132
>>260133
>>260165
What, is that bad?
>>260164
She didn't know the Gem that was powering the mirror was still alive.
>>260138
Anything that even slightly has something linked to tumblr triggers people from /co/.Also anything that becomes popular tend to be hated.
>>260169
Yes.
Here's one of his more accessible movies:
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=570762
Watch it within the next 24 hours.
>>260169
yes.
you have been missing out on life. It's like someone saying they don't like animals or other weird shit like that.
>>258741
Maybe non-sentient gems are commonplace in technology.
>>260169
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0594503/
Watch some of his movies anon.
>>258563
Usually I'd say "thank you" but these two look exactly the same, it's just that the png one takes up more space.
>>260101
I've never seen a studio Gibhli film
>>260169
Have you at least seen this pic before?
Most of his movies are cool.Skip the tanooki one and you will be fine.
I personally like princess Mononoke and Howl's moving castle
>>260255
Well you better not look too close then, you might start to notice the artefacts. Ignorance is bliss, treasure it
>>260296
/sug/ please no, don't do this to me
Holy shit I just remembered that one of the upcoming eps title is a reference to Miyazaki.
The ep will be terrible anyways since it will be human focused.
>>260101
>>260032
>fanfiction.net
People still use that site?
>>260296
the madness doesn't stop!!!
>>260296
Fix this.
>>260169
Get the fuck outta here.
>>260349
>hating on based kiki
Even if it is bad episode storywise, nicest human does not deserve negativity!
>>260356
AAO.com uses too many tags. If I want to find a fic about Pearl, I don't want to have to sort through a hundred stories where she shows up for 2 sentences in the 2nd chapter.
>>260387
what about ao3?
>>260296
You make me want to commit a crime.
>>260296
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind is my favorite animated movie and probably my favorite movie in general of all time.
>>260399
That one also.
>>260421
Nausicaa isn't Ghibli, technically
>>260421
That movie was fucking great.
I don't remember what it was called but when that giant weapon they revived fired it's beam that incinerated itself I was blown away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQBqSt15Vi0
>>260498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLdsw7gKhtY&index=10&list=PLBDBA5C918AECFE7B
>>260498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN1v5fAddHo
when we'll see her again?
she would be a big plus for the gems, being a warrior and all.
will she ever be un corrupted?
>>260547
Monster Reunion.
>>260498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZUN89RaP60
Helps me get through the day.
>>260547
I`m not basing this on any facts just my own guesses, but I think that after the Gem-cluster arck there will be a corruption arck where will learn what happened to the corrupted gems and she will be in the middle of it . And after that will come the Yellow dimond arck where we will fight her with the uncorrupted gems.
>>260547
>when we'll see her again?
Probably.
Corrupted gems and so on is still a pretty big part of the whole setting, and I can't see how they could address that now without bringing up Centipeedle.
>>260598
>Implying Steven won't get the clusters to fight for him, including THE Cluster
That motherfucker can and probably will befriend anyone, he's a friendliness star radiating love and peace.
>>260668
I'm sure he'll insist on finding a way to move it out of the Earth's core once they find it half formed an in pain.
>>260491
I'm a huge sucker for post-apocalyptic stories and when it comes to showing you "the world is completely fucked", Nausicaa takes the cake.
>>256939
Amy
Pussy
Bumpy, maybe geometric shapes, perhaps a quickly narrowing passage towards the back. I wonder when bad dragon will do it.
> tfw there is no fleshlight that simulates penetrating her cervix ;_;
>>260498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1j1_baQwH8
>>260498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhuV8fwbyMY
>>256939
>fleshlight
fuck off pls
>>260504
tip-top taste
Caravan Place is my favourite electro-swing group
>>260718
http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/lilith-uterus-masturbator/
>>260771
a bit off topic but i'll allow it.
>>260498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB3RJ1U_MJA
>>260824
>/trash/ - Off Topic
It's not like anyone's discussing anything right now anyways.
>>260498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fow0xvE6Uo4
This is my base form
>>260921
>that music video
Official theme of /trash/?
Am I a fucking faggot for wanting jasper, or any big buff shemale amazon. To fuck my boypussy?
>>261024
I just don't see how girls with penises can be a turn on.
>>261024
Yes
>>261024
Only if you show that you like it ;) .
>>261064
fug :DDD
>>261064
The best threads were the first ones, and you missed them all. It's sad.
>>261064
The current threads on /co/ are more your speed, buddy. You'll get a lot better material.
>>261041
Because penises are hot, I love big fat cocks I want to stroke and suck on them, getting that nasty precum all over my face.
Is that gay?
>>260951
if the cats in that video is /sug/ and the bull is a mod, what are the other animals?
>>261084
>you'll never make fun of lars' penises
>>261064
When's the next simulator coming out?
>>261110
I want to kek lars, fuck saidie super hard in front of him
>>261131
Lars wouldn't give a fuck.
I'd rather fuck Lars in front of Sadie. Now she'll show some reaction.
Why is this thread not on /co/?
Are y'all banned from there?
rose quartz is fuckin ugly
>>261147
Yes
>>261150
What do you think "player 2" meant, you infant
>>261139
Lars doesn't even have a boypussy, just an ass, a flat, unshaved, unbleached ass. No thanks. I only fuck boys that can pass for girls
>>261153
How the fuck is that possible? Rose died when she gave birth to Steven.
>>261150
Joking Victim was pretty blatant about it.
>>261153
I wish we were on a blue board
>>261168
She shapeshifted her body to see what laying eggs felt like
>>261166
>not wanting to fuck a real man's ass
What are you, gay or something?
>>261191
Fucking guys and shemales are fine. But they have to be passable for female when clothed or its gay
>>261223
I'm just glad it's canon that Garnet beats her meat
>>261233
Carlos.png
>>261223
>Steven Universe
>Happy go Lucky show
The whole point of the show is that it's packed with as much innuendo and adult themes that Sugar can fly under the radar.
lapis
>>261254
>>261292
Hi Bob.
>>261304
It's Bill Berry!
What is everybody doing right now?
So I guess the arc after yellow diamond will be fighting a gem-tech red ribbon army?
>>257194
Ruby and Sapphire being gay/cute as shit is my favorite thing.
>>261815
Of course not.
They will fight Queen Metalia Youmas
>>261372
lapis
>>261778
installing toontown
>>258839
...would you not?
>>261861
Toontown is back?
>>261185
Glad to know I'm not alone there.
>>261838
Like this?
>>261880
Under the name Toontown Rewritten, and hosted by some community people rather than Disney itself, who I guess doesn't care.
>>257598
looks like neither are going to see what they want.
>>258790
>>261838
>>261838
>>262056
Hell yeah are we posting gay midgets?
>>262064
I guess
Rose would be incredibly salty over her being the victim of self-inflicted NTR in this AU.
>>262172
Alright sweet
hey steven u gen, what draw
>>262192
>>262234
what's with her face
>>262234
>>262269
Honestly, I can't remember the original post. I think they're twinkies?
>>262064
I am okay with this
>>262286
>>262301
'ere you go mate
http://elasticitymudflap.tumblr.com/post/130851626709/elasticitymudflap-again-my-theory-on-why
>again, my theory on why garnet doesnt eat is because in a fit of petty rage, when sapphire told her it was a bad idea and not to do it, ruby jammed 134 twinkies into her mouth at the same time and fucking died
>>262338
kekd
WE
>>262349
ah, thanks m8. Appreciate it.
>>262370
JUST
does anyone have that NTR pic of Sapphire and Jasper whilst Ruby cries in the background?
>all this homoloaf and dykeclops
Why don't you post the better Gem instead?
>>262389
>not appreciating what makes best gem the best gem
Pickitup senpai
>>262389
>homoloaf
I kek'd. Also, you're welcome to post whatever you like. Imma keep posting best official ship.
>Opal is a reference to Kali, or more accurately, her motherly form.
>Sugilite is a reference to a Japanese Oni, and maybe even Kali's warrior form.
>Sardonyx is...a magician.
I wonder why she wasn't a Norse Goddess. She has a giant hammer for fucks sake.
>>262389
I remembered homoloaf, but I forgot dykeclops. thanks anon.
>>262425
>Sardonyx is...a magician.
I would say 'entertainer', but yes.
>>262425
Some people would try to make it look like it would be offensive to Scandinavian people.
Let me just say that as a Scandinavian, I think that it'd be cool if she was a Norse goddess.
>>262461
Norse mythology is rad as shit though. An arrogant, 4 armed, giant hammer wielder would have been a lot better then the entertainer we got.
>>262425
Isnt Kali also a death godess?
>Sardonyx is the spiral force encarmated.
>>262519
Kali is weird. She is both a bloodthirsty war Goddess who collected her enemies heads and wore them as a belt, but she was also a loving Goddess of infants and children.
>>262425
The stage magician. The most powerful creature in all mythologies.
>>262538
Kali is best mom
>>262544
Would you let her saw you in half?
>>262538
in nature, animals can be pretty dangerous when protecting their young
>>262581
I'd let her split me in half.
With her penis.
>>262598
So you would make her dick disappear?
>>262625
Carlos that doesn't even make sense you dumb spic. Does the saw disappear in the magic trick? No.
>>262446
why she got a steven bed in her head?
>>262674
Because she loves him. Duh.
Anyone got more of these two?
>>262703
Somehow related
>>259428
Post it, faggot. I need a good laugh from a tryhard like you.
>>262695
>>263147
RubyxSapphire is the best ship and anyone who thinks otherwise can fight me
>>263147
>Steven makes Sapphire hot
l-lewd
Do you think Peridot would end herself if she receive a message from YD telling her to die with the cluster?
>>263218
>best ship
>not PearlxSteven
holy shit, /sug/ has been here the whole time?
what's the word about the hiatus now? when will it be over? do we know yet?
>>263379
>thinking /ss/ is better than canonical gay midget shipping
oh fAm.
>>263391
all we know is it's not back until next year
Remember that this exists
Also post cringe
>>263435
wrong thread?
>>263402
>thinking anything is better than /ss/
>>263464
>not appreciating gay midgets
>>263481
>not appreciating the purest form of love
>>263509
>pedophilia
>purest form of love
stay delusional.
>>263509
>not recognizing the purest form of love is tiny and lesbian
>>263218
That's cute, but you are wrong. Jasper keking ruby and fucking sapphire is best ship
>>263644
>keking ruby
>keking
since when did keking become keking?
>>263695
*keking become keking
>>263695
Since Halloween.
Same with f.am, t.bh, and s.jw
>>263695
Relatively recently senpai.
No, I didn't type senpai.
>>263736
Familiar
Family
Famous
Famicom
Senpai
>>263735
Has anyone else actually embraced the word filter?
I don't bother with f.am, I just type it normally and always get senpai.
That's fine with me though, as I really only use senpai when saying things like "thanks, senpai" when someone answers my question, posts a higher resolution of my pic, or something like that, so senpai actually works pretty well.
>>263644
shit tier taste
>>263435
Replace the cats with /sug/ and SU fans and IKEA with the CN studio
What happens?
>>263795
>RIP Teen Titans GO
>>263795
>Zuke, Sucrose, IJQ raped to death, Lamar thrown from building
No wonder Zuke abandoned us.
>>263871
>implying people wouldn't want Zuke to rape them
>>264073
>mfw I'm the corpse guy
feels good man
>>263871
Hey man, I wouldn't do any of those mean things. I'd just take all the SU episodes and run. Maybe get a kiss from Zuke if I get the chance, okay?
>>264073
>/sug/ goes to beach city
>the news starts to report about the overweight guy who carries a katana everywhere
>"Reports show a mysterious character wearing an all black leather trench coat and a silk flame shirt."
>"He's calling himself "Donut Steel.""
>"Here's what he had to say about his mysterious demeanor."
>cuts to on the scene camera
>guy with fedora covering his face
"Psssh........ nothing personnel kid......"
>"More on this story at eleven."
Admit it, you guys would be more cringe worthy then the worst character on the show.
>>263795
If I'm being honest, I'd probably help Zuke and Sucrose out of that hellhole. And then jam with Sucrose
>>264192
I'm sorry I'm having a hard time discerning between Donut Steel and Ronaldo
>>264192
>Dark Ronaldo
>>264230
oh god he's right
>zuke changed her twitter icon again
oh for god's sake
>>264292
HA
God I love Zuke.
Any of you guys read any bad fanfics lately?
>>264327
Who is Zuke ?
>>264363
yeah but they aren't SU related
>>264369
storyboard artist on SU
>>264369
a demon
>>264381
They don't have to be SU related
>>264363
what about good ones?
/sug/, which are your favorite fanfics?
>>264369
an anxious depressed gay lapisfag
>>264369
"the queer devil"
Her words, not mine.
>>264369
The greatest, gayest, most fantasmal human being on the planet. The patron saint of messy hair Amethyst and humble proprietor of the lesbian shipping business.
Also she's a storyboard artist on Steven Universe.
>>264432
I hope she's here right now reading all of this. But then again, I really, really don't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbWUaBvbfy8
I hate to post SU ytp on here but this one actually got me rollin
>>264447
ayy lmao
>>264459
meh ,was okay
5/10
>>264556
Gotta admit the editing was pretty great tho
So who's supposed to look like David Bowie?
Marty or Pearl?
>>264459
Priceless.
I r8 it an 8/8.
>>264459
One of the only things to make me laugh in a long time. Fuggign glassig.
>>264459
Wow that might be the most high effort ytp I've ever seen
not bad
>>264459
I think this is the best editing I've ever seen ina ytp, though not the funniest the opening had me kek'ing hard
Fusion is dangerously addicting and will make a gem prioritize it over the wellbeing of loved ones.
>>264903
This one is a contender imo, not in editing skill but humor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fwx2Im2MGE
>>264979
Ok, honestly?
It wouldn't be even half as funny without 'Through The Fire And Flames'.
Besides that? Breddy Gud.
Post Pearls with big breasts
Anyone wanna post more lewd sapphire?
>>264563
it was pretty clean
>>259935
pearl might be the first gem to an hero.
>>265416
>not rose
>>265255
I want to save this so badly but I worry my hiding spot for it will be found out
>>265499
fucking do it, the dubs don't lie
>>265217
>>265564
>more buoyancy
She already can walk on fucking water, Extra buoyancy would make her float in the air!
>>265564
>>265564
Why would anyone do this
>>265217
>Just now realized that Amethyst is asking for big boob Pearl pics.
>>265499
Who the fuck looks through your computer?
you people and your ridiculous fetishes
>>265671
Friends. It happened once before. Very akward
>>265499
Do you share your computer or something?
Have you considered using a flash drive?
I'm no 3l1te h@cker, so maybe that's a stupid idea for whatever technical reasons, but, it's got to be better than just hoping your mom/roommate/whoever doesn't double click the wrong folder by accident.
>>265712
Why do you let your friends browse your computer?
>>265722
I have general trust in them, it was that I let one of my friends use it and he asked me to play a game on my computer and he stumbled on it by accident
>>265712
If you're paranoid, you could make a TrueCrypt volume and disguise it as a backup or something. It's easy and unless they're really computer savvy, they're not gonna suspect a thing.
But also, why would it be weird to find porn on a friends computer? I mean, even if it's like a diaper pony furry shota orgy, I'm not gonna judge what my bros fap to.
>>265706
>Perpetrators die at the end
Ruined it.
>>265499
I think this should be innocuous enough.
>>265739
Make a fucking guest account and protect your own with a password.
Its that easy.
>>265706
this is really dark
New bread?
>>265903
Not even close to the image limit kiddo
>>265903
Why?
>If I could be with you one hour tonight ~! If I were free to do the things I might ~!
New shit gem from Becky.
Crappy drawfriend here.
As requested earlier, Steven on Garnet's head
>>265706
>>264369
The Duke of Zuke.
>>265955
objectively best gem, i dont even need a full hour to know that.
>>265416
Pealr won't do anything drastic as long as she has Steven.
>tfw you spend more time fighting the program trying to get it to do what you want than you do actually drawing
god dammit why is digital art so much harder?
>>265416
Dark. But I can see it.
Anyone got more suffering, crying gems, by the way?
You have 1 minute to draw best gem. You can use any drawing program. How shitty is it?
>>266353
done in 8 secs
>>266272
Gross. What kind of psycho would get their kicks out of suffering?
>>266353
I'm proud of it
>>266439
Oh shut up and dump the sad gems
>>266465
It's a classic
>>266465
>>266272
>Post more suffering Gems
>Any pic of Pearl from any frame from any episode will work here
>>266546
It's true, she's always in a constant state of suffering
>>266528
Amy origins episode when?
Please don't say TV movie
>>266546
It just dawned on me that Pearl's life would be pure despair if it wasn't for Steven.
>>266353
Take a look
>>266573
You mean aside from that brief 5000 year period where she happily lived by Roses side?
Heinrich Himmler
Heinrich Himmler, Reichsführer-SS und Chef der deutschen Polizei. Aufnahme 1942
[Porträt Heinrich Himmler]
Abgebildete Personen:
Himmler, Heinrich: Reichsführer der SS, Deutschland (PND 11855123X) 1942
>>266573
>implying it isn't even with Steven
oh, dear anon...
Porträt Reinhard Heydrich in der Uniform eines SS-Gruppenführers ca. 1940/1941
Depicted people
Heydrich, Reinhard: as a SS-Gruppenführer, Leiter des SD, Chef des Reichssicherheitshauptamtes (RSHA), Deutschland (PND 118550640) 1940
>>266599
I figure being almost immortal gives you a skewed perception of time and 5000 isn't that long for gems.
Look at how they grounded Steven's tv privilege for 1000 years like it was nothing.
Die Geste der rechten Hand ! Typische Rednergesten, bei welchen die Bewegung der rechten Hand den Höhepunkt in den Ausführungen des Redners unterstreicht. Der Führer der Nationalsozialisten Adolf Hitler in einer typischen Rednerpose.
Brustb (im Atelier; in Rednerpose; dunkler Anzug, Parteiabzeichen auf d.linken Revers; Ausschnitt) Fotografie vor August 1927. Vgl.: Bayerische Staatsbibliothek, Fotoarchiv Hoffmann, Bild-Nr. hoff-1842.
Hitler, Adolf: Reichskanzler, Deutschland
>>266546
Porträt Joseph Goebbels
Goebbels, Joseph: Reichsminister für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda, Gauleiter Berlin, Deutschland
Porträt von Hermann Göring in Parteiuniform der NSDAP mit Pour le Merite-Orden
Göring, Hermann: Reichsmarschall, Oberbefehlshaber der Luftwaffe, Ministerpräsident von Preußen, Deutschland
Hauptmann Göring (Natsoz.) der neue Präsident des deutschen Reichstags ! Der nationalsozialistische Reichstagsabgeordnete Hauptmann Göring, wurde zum Präsidenten des Reichstags gewählt.
>>266688
Neat OC, but this isn't really the thread for-wait a second...that's not a lesbian rock!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6sXIoYOnps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD6oDnm43HA
Das Horst-Wessel-Lied ist ein politisches Lied, das zunächst (ab etwa 1929) ein Kampflied der SA war und etwas später zur Parteihymne der NSDAP avancierte. Es trägt seinen Namen nach dem SA-Mann Horst Wessel, der den Text zu einem nicht genau geklärten Zeitpunkt zwischen 1927 und 1929 auf eine vermutlich aus dem 19. Jahrhundert stammende Melodie verfasste.
Nach der Machtübernahme Adolf Hitlers 1933 fungierte das Lied nach dem Vorbild der Giovinezza im faschistischen Italien de facto als zweite deutsche Nationalhymne.Der Alliierte Kontrollrat verbot 1945 nach der Niederlage Deutschlands im Zweiten Weltkrieg das Lied. Dieses Verbot ist aufgrund § 86a StGB in Deutschland bis heute in Kraft. In Österreich gelten aufgrund § 3 des Verbotsgesetzes 1947 vergleichbare Bestimmungen.
Do you think the Third Reich happened in SU's universe?
>>266808
You realize these are all getting reproted right?
>>266833
If it did, the gems must hate the jews as much as I do.
>>266833
All I know is that Florida didn't happen.
>>266867
I mean, thank God.
>>266844
Uber alles sieg Heil!
>>266867
Who needs Florida anyway
>>266833
I think it was confirmed in some twitter post or interview or whatever that neither world war occurred in the history of Steven Universe.
The third reich was mostly a product of how bad things got in Germany after the first world war, so if that hadn't occurred, then no, I don't think it happened in SU's alternate timeline.
Of course, this is assuming that my high school level history knowledge of Nazis is correct. I'm by no means an expert on the subject, but from the looks of things, there are plenty of others in this thread who no more about that stuff.
Pic related, if you want to ask them anything, you'd better hurry.
>>264459
>Quit being jealous, Pearl!
>I'm not jealous!
What episode was this from?
sausage test
>>267018
Holy shit man, this far into the series and you still don't know?
Steven's Lion
Know your shit
>>266272
i like the way this gem thinks
Is this a meme show?
>>267058
Not all of us are autists with photographic memories for irrelevant shit, anon.
>>267058
Do you remember every quote from every episode ever? I could barely quote half of Too Far.
>>266904
Yeah if neither WW happened then the rise of National Socialism in Germany and the rise of communism in Russia and the eventual formation of the USSR would have been completely averted.
I don't think they are going to go into any details, because that just leads to writing yourself into corners. All they have really done is establish that the history of SU is so vastly different from our own, so there's no grounded reason to start speculating on what the gems did or didn't do in between the gen war and the current storyline. Everything is open, which is really great from a writers standpoint.
>>267098
>Every show is a meme show if you believe, anon.
>>266353
>>267365
Horseshit
more death
more horror
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWj6Py8W9es
what are you listening to /sug/?
https://youtu.be/IUVmcKcTZ4A
>>267373
Thanks!
>>267442
No I mean horseshit, there's no way you drew something that great in a minute
>>267432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c-tQwGvkM0
>>267432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJlGXlNgtok
Recently finished watching it, shit was tight yo.
>>267432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWOYmZs43MM
>>267432
my brother masturbating and the rain
>>267459
overrated crap
>>267432
Marc Maron's special Thinky Pain on Netflix.
Which is ironic considering he just did a bit about Captain Beefheart, and I'm pretty sure /sug/ is why I listened to a number of Captain Beefheart albums over the weekend on youtube.
>>267432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EzeW5KoPUI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bQJdAqbQJ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic7StOMRBOU
>>267451
there's like 20 lines in that sketch. its not inconceivable that someone with talent is in the thread.
>>267515
k
>>267496
>Elliott Smith
How's your suicide note coming along anon?
>>267568
Pretty well desu. It's got a good opening joke and a strong finish.
>>267365
does paper count as not a drawing program?
also, requests? im drunk so theyll likely be shitty
>>267605
Lapis showing her vagina No dicks plz
>>267605
Anything with best gem would be nice
>>256939
peridot
pussy
smooth, and minty-cool
page 9 niggers
if you don't make a new thread I'll make one myself next one so shit
>>267582
Don't fuck it up. Everybody has been waiting to read it for ages.
>>258744
i want to cum in yellow diamond
>>267432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBQkHTPV_C8
>>267432
https://youtu.be/qL3osHj-Myc
>>258826
get ready to be b&
>>267665
It's page 10, image limit, or bust, anon.
>>267668
Yeah...wouldn't want that, now would we?
>>260940
slut
>>267712
whoops, flipped those replies around. my bad.
>>267736
Is that frog being executed or are its arms long as hell to hold a shotgun to its own head from that angle?
>>267605
Jasper and a Rose dakimakura.Pearl can be looking jealous over a window.
>>267622
>>267788
lol no
>>267802
>these dicks
lel
>>267823
>dat top-right Lapis with USG mouth
>>267802
Noice
>>267861
USG?
>>267889
Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
>>267912
I see
>>267802
No sensor plz
>>267934
Censor
>>267957
9/10 bretty gud
>>267668
>>267736
>Anon feels bad
>No gf
>No friends
>No job
>No money
>No talent
>Decides to kill self
>Writes suicide note
>Becomes obsessed with suicide note
>Wants to make at least one thing to leave behind that is decent
>Wants it to really reflect him and his life and how meaningless it all is
>Makes many revisions
>Keeps getting longer
>Keeps getting more detailed
>Keeps getting more well-written
>Note becomes a provocative journal detailing his life
>Feels some sense of pride for the first time in years
>Will to live starting to return
>Can't show it to anyone, though
>Posts excerpts on 4chan and other sites "as a joke"
>People are unaware that it is a suicide note
>People like it
>People give constructive criticism on making it better
>Will to live returns
>Anon rewrites it to be even better
>Anon changes a lot of things to make it no longer about himself
>Suicide note is now novel of some depressed character Anon made up who kills himself in the end
>Anon submits it to publishers
>Gets published
>Will to live higher than ever before
>Decent sales
>Anon keeps writing
>Anon keeps getting published
>Money is pouring in
>So is confidence
>Anon makes friends and even gets a gf
>Marries
>Will to live extraordinarily high
>Keeps writing
>One book is a New York Times best seller
>Will to live is reaching levels that shouldn't even be possible
>More money now than ever
>Buys a new, giant home
>Comes with a library
>Anon decides to put copies of all his books on the top self
>Slips on ladder
>Clings to bookshelf
>Fall
>Bookshelf falls on him
>Dies
Be careful with ladders, kids.
Just as an aside. Is anyone else weirded out by just how slow /co/ is these days? I've had a thread up for four days, that shit used to never happen. I think the habit of chasing off everything popular (like sug) has chased off a lot of the core /co/mrades that used to keep the place active.
>>267957
>>267968
that post was a rollercoaster ride from start to finish, anon.