/pfg/ Dendrophilia General
Here, we fuck plants, dream of fucking plants, and discuss real world plants and games, animations, and comics with sexy plant creatures in them.
>Booru
http://plantfucker.booru.org
Everyone is welcome to join us.
>>2544230
>I dropped the ball again
Fuck.
Sorry guys, College is annoying.
There's seriously not enough Deku Princess.
I feel it's a missed opportunity for great lewds.
>>2544379
>>2544379
Her official art was just too awkward looking for good lewds
It's a shame
>>2544479
There's been more abstract things sexualized in these threads, that's no excuse.
Posting one of my favorite plant designs.
Not to mention a rare pairing (Feral X Plant).
>>2544379
>tfw first brought up the princess threads ago
>Now she's brought up at the start of every thread
But seriously she needs more content
>>2544568
While this particular picture does very little for me, I'm happy such a thing exists, for I, too, know the pain of rare pairings.
HOT OFF THE PRESSES
>>2544608
Because of how long horses have been around, it's also easier to imagine a horse-pleasuring plant than a human-pleasuring one.
>Plant species originates in soil and insect-deprived area, but full of grass and stallions
>Due to horses constantly mating, is regularly exposed to their sperm
>Plants that are more efficient at collecting this accidental sperm breed more
>A random mutation causes the plants to start to produce pollen scent that resembles mare pheromones, drawing stallions to them
>the plants that can best please the horses receive the most sperm. the collection ability evolves into a more aggressive approach
>the plants gradually become cock-sucker plants. Flowers become bell-shaped to extract semen, the pheromone mimicking is perfected, and the vines become long to please the horses
It takes forever, but eventually the stallion cock-sucker plant is born in its modern form
>>2544702
And now I love the picture, thank you.
>>2544670
holy fuck dude, muh dick
Based Mystical
>>2544715
You're welcome.
(Damn I love the thought of a plant evolving to suck stallion cock, till it's virtually an art form to the successful plant species. Because of the environment the cock-sucker plant originated in, its seeds are extremely resilient. This enables the plants to spread all over the world, accidentally transported in soil)
>>2544670
I LOVE IT
>>2544670
It's alright, doesn't really appeal to me though.
>>2544670
I miss when myst used to actually try.
we need more pumpkins
>>2545170
Pumpkins won't be in season for the next six months...
HOWEVER
Watermelons are.
We need more PvZ, We need more cactoos, rose and Sunflower. https://plontsvszambies.tumblr.com/post/141340490907/for-the-emoji-challenge-meme-sunflower-and-rose
>>2546006
Well then post it dammit!
>>2546286
WIP
>>2546458
>Plants vs Penis
I cringed.
I think the anon 2546006 is gonna showcase this
>>2546934
yes
>>2546985
damn................
>>2547050
yeah.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
>>2547058
yeah?
>>2547181
A very sexy plant with tits
>>2547181
>if it makes your willy hard it can be as cringey as possible
>>2547298
nigga just let it go already fuck
>>2547319
let it go ;^)
does writing count here
if so should i write an anon x solar flare or vampire flower fic
>>2547846
my vote goes to write an anon x vampire flower fic
>>2547846
Writefags are appreciated!
>>2547846
Solar flare and vampire fic
>>2547846
Chompzilla needs more love!
All the Chompers do!
>>2549162
especially since most of their variants are actually viable in GW2
>>2549182
Seconding this, humans ruin all xenophile porn.
>>2547846
vampire master race
>>2549263
>not wanting to go where no man has gone before
literally gay
>>2549396
I do, but I would ruin it, because I'm just a boring human.
>>2549456
Not to her, you're not
>>2544568
TFW you will never be blown by a plant.
>>2549643
>>2549396
I wanna go there, but I don't want humans in my xenoporn!
>>2544670
Mystical delivers!
I drew a plant monster long ago but it has no tits so it can't be appreciated here
>>2552456
Maybe a bit too quickly paced, but i liked it.
>>2552642
Tits are not required, post it faggot
>>2552670
The vast majority of the stuff here has tits, just saying
>>2552722
There, problem solved
>tfw no marijuana waifu
>>2553191
>we get it, you fuck weed
>>2553227
>>2553191
STOP FUCKING WEED YOU PIECE OF SHIT STONER
>>2552722
That thing is
Hard to understand
>>2552722
Plant titty is certainly popular, but not the only thing around.
Your plant monster is interesting, but i get the feeling it might have a bit too much going on. It's certainly monstrous if that's what you were going for.
>>2553461
>>2553560
Yeah it's supposed to be a ton of plant spores crossbred by accident to create a sex machine
The drones aren't any better
>>2553935
Now I'm not the biggest fan of the main plant
but this little angry fucker right here is great
I prefer my plants thicc.
>>2554316
I just realized I put his mouth upside down
oh well
>>2554316
Holy shit that's cute, thank you!
Here's the first stage ones, they're just tiny workers
>>2554780
Now am i looking at this wrong or does that have a huge plant dick
>>2555126
It does
They all do
This one's just shaped like a chili pepper so its more obvious
>>2555169
I was just curious given how big it was in relation to the body, thought I might be seeing it wrong.
These little guys are cute though, some size difference stuff with them could get some good /ss/ style action goin on
>>2553560
Fat plant is best plant.
>>2549760
Right? Right.
Is there a Rule 34 Version of Sunflower Queen or Royal Hypno-Flower, if not someone need to make them, it would be cool if there kiss each other or make Lesbian size difference with one of them with Sunflower or Rose.
>>2560812
or Cactus
Is this cutie plant enough for the thread?
>>2561363
Of course
What's it from
saw some Deku Princess earlier in the thread, thought I would contribute.
source: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/15810985/
>>2562445
>furaffinity
>>2562560
Look, I dislike the site as much as you. But the fact is there's decent art there you can't find elsewhere.
>>2562577
It's alright, I wouldn't unironically insult a fellow plantfriend.
Anyone who consistently uses that site and enjoys it needs their bollocks cut off, though.
Get on it you niggers!
http://plantpenetrator.tumblr.com/post/143589763364/im-opening-up-commissions-to-the-public-for-the
>>2562647
>shilling
>>2562736
>Not wanting more plant art
What are you, a pleb?
>>2562647
>Already 19 notes
Chance=gone
>Those prices
Those are good prices, but it's lacking a ton of details about
>Extra characters
>Backgrounds
>Special shit he may be adverse to drawing, like scat and watersports (kinda optional, but a good thing to have)
Also,
>1 slot
>1 single slot
>>2562766
>Didn't look at the negotiable segment
I feel like a retard now.
>>2562647
>prices
>>2557256
Lactating(?) plants are where it's at
>>2562445
I like bit-smalls stuff, everything he does is super cute
You guys don't need to be knockin furaffiny, it's perfectly fine as an art gallery, even if it's full of faggots. /trash/ is a shithole itself, don't need to be flaunting bout how our garbage stinks less.
>>2562900
Nah, /trash/ is a very fine board compared to shit like /a/ or /v/.
>you need to log in to view the lewd stuff
It's trash.
>>2561453
Looks like Kingdom Hearts to me
>>2561453
Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance.
So far there's no porn of this thing either
>>2564261
There's 2 pics on paheal.
Still not enough though
I need plants being made THICKER by excessive watering.
>>2565764
umm... dick watering? maybe cum makes them more thick
Finally finished this pic!
>>2566137
That works just as well.
Lactation edit because why not
>>2566432
Nice, really nice on the background and the shiny effects
Post the other one, I need my plant milk
>>2566506
>Tfw slow
>>2566432
these two are so underdrawn
>>2565764
>>2566432
you have a FA or something?
>>2567079
>>2567079
elf-drago
>>2567120
Deviantart is worse desu
>>2567284
Deviantart at least lets you watch NSFW stuff without having to log in.
>>2566433
>>2566137
>>2565764
I'd love to see plant babes get
chlorofilled
>>2567326
Carlos you goddam pun spic piece of shit
Jokes aside more inflation is always needed.
>>2567495
It's still elfdrago, already been posted
>>2567748
Ah, Elfdrago is really damn good.
>>2564261
>>2568903
Hot damn, good stuff
>>2568903
>guess who
I actually have no idea
dang
>>2566432
>[Settings] [Home]
>All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
>>2566449
>>2570865
idk what happened there
chrome borked
>Managed to Ninja a key from a /v/ thread for Overwatch Beta
>Have to tear my eyes away from Plant Waifus and murdering them/zombies for a week for the sake of it
This is gonna be an awesome and painful week.
Popcap update stram when?
>Update with new DLC Soon
>WB wants to do a PvZ movie with Roy Lee producing
>Drago and plantpenetrator are drawing dat sweet plant tiddy
I LOVE BEING ALIVE!
Sometimes I feel as though this thread only exists to shill PvZ2.
>>2575070
Well, that is what it started as.
But we decided to welcome all the degenerat plantfuckers in!
>>2575053
>pvz movie
source now faggot
>>2548142
What fetishes are we all interested in, then?
I'm a pretty good smut writer according to my /d/ threads and ERP buddies.
>>2576691
Oral. Can't go wrong with blowjobs.
And drinking directly from the tap if you're going the plant tits way.
>>2576822
That's pretty vanilla, but I do love lactation, so there will be plenty of that.
>>2576822
>oral
>fetish
Can it even be called that?
I mean, it's as vanilla as you can get.
>>2576366
Here http://www.tracking-board.com/tb-exclusive-plants-vs-zombies-video-game-adaptation-set-at-warner-bros-with-roy-lee-producing/
>>2577434
there is a boner in my lawn
>you will never have your own greenhouse
>you will never do experiments on plants in order to create a sexual appetite for them
>you will never create a greenhouse full of horny plants
>you will never get your dick sucked by one of your favorite one
>you will never get rewarded by them for watering and taking care of the plants
;_; fuck it hurts
>>2578876
anon... this sounds so beautiful... and romantical, just think in sleep in this cristal house with your plantfus and all together open the eyes by the first rays of sun...you feel comfy in your bed surrounded by those you love
>>2578876
owning a green is a pretty achievable goal
I guess you are right about the rest though, it is pretty unlikely you will ever grow a plant with humanoid sex organs or the ability to suck a dick
>>2575053
Did you know that both elfdrago and Plantpenetrator are both portuguese?
The more you know
>>2579924
Is this new?
>>2577434
>One of the people who worked on the Lego movie is producing
If this's animated it just might be the best videogame movie ever!
>>2580258
Never doubt the powers of selective breeding, anon.
>>2544230
The colors are so dull...
>>2581484
That's a bit too saturated for me
>>2581621
I know, maybe someone can do a better job.
>>2579924
I wish he would give different dick sizes instead of everything having pringle can dicks.
>You will never have a Punchshroom Waifu
>Because They're fucking extinct after DS3
feels bad bruv.
>>2578876
Same anon here, I wish I could do a little smut with this but too bad I'm not a native speaker.
Can someone make Sunflower Queen or Royal hypno Flower
>>2586998
Nah
>>2586998
those plants would make some hot content
>>2584297
>Lesbian flower and bee
Never realized I needed this.
>>2584297
IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES
>>2592238
futa flower and bee girl taking her nectar... all those pollen will not suck itself
>"falling prey to a flower" is literally the only good plant girl doujin that has ever been/will ever be made
fuck mayn
what does a nigga hafta do to get more of this shit
>>2587536
I thought the right was a fuckin' Charmander for a sec
now that i finished the requests from /bfg/, i think that ill alternate between latest and earliest requests for fairness
>>2595593
Sounds good mate!
Jackies not feeling too good, guys..
>>2598405
>pumpkin gore
nice
>>2598405
delete this
>>2598405
"why did this happen DenGen? I thought you liked me... where were you? It's been a while since I last saw you, where were you when I needed you most? when your head is smashed in and half rotted away, it just feels like one giant mushy scab, and I cant stop pulling off chunks. Its clammy and it itches, DenGen.. I'm scared.. I don't think it will grow back.."
>>2598405
>>2598413
>>2598755
>>2602464
No, but nuclear throne is dead anyway.
>>2602641
The guy putting it together is still waiting... :(
>>2602670
Nah, he's playing gungeon as well like the rest of the general.
>>2579924
I just came here to call you a homo, senpai-kun-sama.
>>2576868
Nonsense, we must stack as many fetishes as possible!
Taking story requests, by the way.
Gimme some good ideas, anons.
>>2602689
is it any good? it looks sort of like NT but with less screen shake
>>2603110
It's a much better game.
I disabled screenshake in nuclear throne anyway, it's really disorienting and messes up your aim.
>>2579924
This would turn my bi-curious gears if it wasn't for that stupid-sized dick.
>>2603010
Chompzilla, after a long day fighting evil, comes home. Erotic body massages from her fellow plants and Gardener ensue, followed up by a cozy orgy among plant-kind and Gardener, ending on a high note of a cliffhanger.
>>2603145
Gungeon is a totally different game sans the basic idea of point and shoot.
NT is mostly, not totally, RNG based to decide how far your runs get. You have to actually get good to get far in Gungeon.
You can die in seconds in NT and it's rather irrelevant.
In Gungeon, every hit you take is extremely punishing, guaranteeing less Brass from enemies for that room and not improving your item drop chance.
And the fact you're closer to death. It's fucking awful, I don't get why I love it.
>>2603325
Hmm, I've never written an orgy before, I'll consider the idea though. I was thinking of several quick short stories, that one I'd want to write a long one of.
Any other ideas?
>>2603505
Anon, that's not a plant.
That's Death Prophet from DoTA 2.
>>2603433
Sudden Plant Titty expansion due to using a new formula in the water the Gardener uses?
>>2604027
Now that's something quick I can write. I'll add that to my list.
>>2603010
I have a story, This is PvZ
After the Plants try to ruin the Graduation Party In Zomburbia, Rose when to the library to changes the zombies book into Dave Almanac, Rose saw a magic book of forbidden magic, she took it after the Plants have successfully Ruin the party, Rose when home and choose a random page and say the word that was on in (insert magic word here) and she felt weird (it was a lust spell) she try it on Sunflower and cactus and then the magic happened.
>>2544670
I wish I could shade like Mystical
>>2605262
Is English your first language? .
>>2602464
Guy that wad doing plant A here
I thought you guys gave up on the skin stuff since /ntg/ is dead, i can get back into making the skin if you want
>>2605463
Read the replies.
>>2605342
i actually speak 3 languages ( danish, german, and english) so english is my 3 languages (sry about my bad english)
>>2605463
Do et faggot. It would mark the first (and last) project /ntg/ ever finished.
>>2605829
Soundsmods were pretty neat, I made quite a few.
>>2606078
eeh Story Writing is not my best side, so you choose what you think fit best.
>>2603433
Gardener collecting nectar from a (female) flower via fingering, and suddenly evolving into mutual pleasuring and sex?
>>2607207
Requesting Agua x Jackie, the OC faves together.
>>2607207
better version
>>2608541
Does Mystical come to these threads?
Has he ever drawn Agua or Jackie?
Holy shit, I saw one of these in Skyrim's loading screen, and I think I got a legit dendrophilia rush. There should be way more rule 34 of these "babes in the wood" shall we say. They are a tad creepy looking but to me they really capture the beauty of trees within a female form. Would fondle her branches.
>>2613460
Spriggans are pretty damn fine.
Plus, they attack you with BEEEEES
>>2613546
>BEEEEEEES
You are now imagining a Spriggan filled to the fucking brim with one big bee hive of bountiful bee babes.
All waiting to get together and get you off.
>>2613976
MMF.
>>2613976
Someone really needs to draw porn where a swarm of bees form a cock shape and fuck someone.
>>2618687
Oh also please provide a picture of the plant(s) in question you want me to focus on the story on.
>>2618687
>2 of those are me
Life is good.
Since there's not many others, a short about "deep sea plant fucking tests"
>Considering the possibility of deep-sea warfare
>Producing plants that can survive those depths
>Of course get some sexy ones in the mix
>Branch for deep-sea plantfucking
>>2618720
I'm gonna need images m8. I'm not making up some bullshit plant on the spot.
>>2562900
>female human plantfucker
DEAR GOD YES
>>2618687
First story Anon here. Gonna go the cute way with Solar Flare. Big juicy titties encouraged.
There's just not enough mushroom porn.
>>2621815
>mushrooms
>plants
>>2621847
They're an entirely different kingdom, yes, but are we really going to need a separate thread for it?
>>2621928
I don't think it would last or even garner enough interest.
Probably best to keep it here as plants and fungi have a relatively close relationship.
>>2621847
is this the first time this was brought up? weve been posting fungus forever
>>2621847
its easier to associate the fungi kingdom with plants but you are right, though i dont EVER think a "fungi fucking general" will happen so it'd be nice if we could allow that
>>2621815
>>2621928
>>2621942
>>2621968
Welp, then I guess this is as good an opportunity as ever to post this. Took me embarrassingly long to make.
>>2622735
You made this?
Noice.
>>2622735
Not bad. Is she from somewhere or an OC?
>>2620768
Writefag here, your taste is impeccable.
With tits like those I may just have the Gardenanon drink from them WHILE fingering her.
>>2622735
Holy fuck that's good.
>that slight pudge on the belly
>big ol titties
>mushroom panties
where are her arms though
>>2623242
Requestfag here. BRB, going to the hospital for sudden increase in blood pressure.
>>2623303
Don't die on me anon, who else is gonna fap to the lewd plant stories?
>>2623403
Do not fear, my anon brethren. I will not fall before this story is properly fapped to.
>>2623303
>"Don't worry Anon, I'll reduce your blood pressure!"
>>2621815
>>2623590
ded now
>>2623691
THICC
>>2623691
>it's a sunibee post
>>2622735
Woah Wait, is that Mushroom Princess?
SHIT MAN.
OP of Towergirls here.
Hey a long time ago some drawfriend I can't remember posted this and said it was a WIP but I never saw the full thing. I figure someone here might have the final product or know the artist.
>>2623882
>OP of Towergirls here
OP of the /tg/ thread.
Anyway, for the uninformed, it's an armless mushroom girl from a waifu CYOA.
For the uninformed, this is her.
>>2623899
>Armless
fuck
Can I at least get her some arms somehow?
>>2624382
There's a few tricks that might give her arms, yeah...
Although they may be a tad... unorthodox.
Such as goring other Princesses and grafting their arms onto her.
>>2624622
m8 the setting is full of magical bullshit there's no way I would have to do something so needlessly wasteful and edgy
>>2624622
>>2624670
I believe we have exactly one normal method of giving extra body parts, but I can't remember which thing it is.
It's in here somewhere.
http://imgur.com/a/maXHJ
I'm gonna go get a hair cut.
>>2595593
Umm would you mind adding Cactaur from Final Fantasy to the list? There's never enough pictures of them, and they're super cute. That'd be amazing.
>>2623898
That would be Mystical/Plantpenetrator.
>>2625039
I'd cuddle pretty much anything they draw, to be honest.
>>2625014
>wanting 1000 needles in your dick
>>2625039
Thanks man you've helped me a lot!
>>2625089
Not the freakiest shit I've seen here. And we're talking freaky by plantfucker standards.
>>2625267
Most of the plants posted so far are just green shortstacks m8
Honestly this thread could just go on /d/ and be fine.
>>2623495
>>2620768
Anon who requested the Solar Flare story, does she have a specific voice you had in mind? I'm guessing her personality would be spunky (heh) and full of energy, kinda like a sporty girl but still cute and friendly.
However, if you have something else in mind, let me know before I write too much of this lewd scene.
>>2626217
That sounds just perfect Anon.
There seems to be a horribly skewed blowjob > everything else ratio
>>2627259
those blowjobs are hot... but I gotta agree there is a vast amount of bj art compared to everything else.
>>2627259
Well, if plants did have faces, you still wouldn't be able to fuck it anywhere else.
>>2627259
plants needs fluids
>>2627259
You need to understand something, a plant with a face, the mouth is also the vagina. Cause real world plants, their genitals ARE their face.
>>2627739
D E E P E S T
L O R E
>>2627793
Ain't the deepest thing here.
>>2627850
>tfw
>>2627793
ahahaha "deepest" lore get it?
>agent blackwasp
kek
I got the next thread covered for when we hit page 7.
>>2628027
Thanks
>>2603505
i wonder if fupoo ever does plant pics outside MM and LoL
>>2626544
Alrighty, onto the lewd part now. I tried to keep the story pretty silly and light hearted, even the sex scene is probably gonna be cute while still being lewd.
>>2628631
>Perky energetic cute flower lady
>Lighthearted and silly story
>Cute and lewd
Dude, Anon, it's like you're reading into my mind or something!
d-do you imagine rosejobs feel nice?
Gonna' need a new thread soon.
Chompzilla hentai rapes bannanasauras red. Kek
>>2630657
pfft
>>2630657
>>2629802
Can't see how they wouldn't
Ding.
>>2631049
>>2623691
Remember, There'll never be more characters like her because Miyamoto hates toads that aren't the basic red and white or Toadette
>>2631049
New thread
>>2632069
>ripping arms off of someone and gluing them onto something else isn't edgy