/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Magic Boy Edition
Previous thread: >>2414863
>NEW EPISODES in June:
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/715266616188080128
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4 [Embed]
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flock draw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
I miss Prince already, guys...
Here we go.
>>2423799
We'll be back, baby!
third for best waifu
Is beef dead?
>>2423822
I love Connie but excuse me for being hesitant to waifu-ing a child.
I'll stick with my funny purple waifu. I mean come on.
Would you?
>>2423832
He didn't tell anyone he would be absent this week?
He has family stuff going on right now.
>>2423808
Wow I guess he truly is the artist formerly known as Prince, now.
Reminder that Ruby is best gem
>>2423857
Rubby best gem
>>2423808
I know next to nothing about Price, but it's sad none the less.
The only song I know of his is Purple Rain; and it's become an in-joke with my best friend. When we were first becoming friends, He was telling about some band he liked called Deep Purple, or something of that ilk. And I kept jokingly telling him, he's just thinking of Purple Rain by Prince. He would roll his eyes and keep talking. I put the song on his phone without him realizing it, and when we went out driving, I blasted in his car. When the song plays on the radio at work, I'll text him and let me know it reminds me of him, and he'll do the same.
If it wasn't for the song 'Peaches' by POTUS and out near death experience with it, Purple Rain would be our song.
>>2423833
WOULD I
>>2423876
subscribed
>>2423876
>near death experience
What
>>2423857
Thanks for reposting my shit art work
>>2423833
...Would you not?
>>2423833
but she's perfect. you'll love her one day
>>2423880
Would you?
>>2423923
Steven would.
>>2423923
WOULD I!
I want to take a nice, hot shower with the curry mom
>>2423918
But she's 12 and 3/4, and I don't live in Alabama
>>2423940
...Would you?
>>2423960
>>2423971
Oh goddam- yes.
>>2423983
>>2423939
>>2423940
>>2423971
Why is Amethyst so hot?
>>2423983
http://youtu.be/ZzZg9X5forU
>>2423986
Oh okay, cool. Same here.
>>2423889
Then enjoy this next blog post
>>2423896
It was the Summer after Graduation in High School; there were a lot of Grad Parties during this time and one weekend had 4-5. Living near my now best friend and lacking my own vehicle, we were riding together. We had just spent the second night at someone's house and we were beat, but had more parties to attend to! Especially considering this was a pool party, and all the cute girls we know were going to be there. (My crush at the time had a bathing suit on that was 2 sizes too small~) We had to stop at his house, so we could shower and get our bathing suits and stuff; but on the way there we just started blasting music. It was just whatever we felt like, screaming the music in delirium, and then Peaches played. We both loved the song separately, but didn't know the other loved it; so after we finished our duet, we were laughing our asses off and talking about the song. Neither of us honestly thought what was the song was about, so I looked it up on my phone. They've changed the page now, but Wikipedia had a literal breakdown of every line of the song, using complex vernacular to describe it. We thought it was the funniest thing ever, and were laughing so hard my buddy wasn't paying attention to the road. We're 3-4 cars away from an intersection, laughing, but some jackass drove through the red light. Everyone in front of us slammed on their breaks, included the huge ass truck in front of us that dwarfed our car, and my buddy realized it just in time to slam on his breaks, he even had to turn the car a bit now to ram into him.
Near Death experience is probably a little, exaggerated, but we almost ended up in the ditch on the road trying not to crash into the truck. Now whenever I hear Peaches, it reminds me of almost dying with my best friend.
>>2423940
Wasn't that from the episode that saved Amethyst's reputation?
Like a fish?
>>2424004
>14 views
How did you find this? Creepy, anon.
>>2424004
>kids are now endorsing homosexuality and homosexual ships
It's over. America is just fucked.
>>2423983
That may have given me cancer but I laughed anyways.
>>2424016
tl;dr, listened to shitty music so loud almost became roadkill
>>2424024
stay mad
>>2424004
>Not shipping Peter and Percy.
>>2424024
you're truly in the wrong place to complain about homosexual relationships. This show is about nothing but gay space rocks.
>>2424004
Rebecca sugar is making America great again
>>2423961
me neither, but almost 13 is perfect age
>>2424109
15/10 would absolutely fug
I wanna cum all over her pretty face
Only 1 more month!
>>2424132
MaY TwEnTy ThIrD
>>2424132
Ive always like seeing the pearls interact
>>2424151
Wha.
>>2424208
May 23rd
>>2423983
>>2424238
What happens on that date? Might be out of the loop.
>>2423983
>>2424289
It's when he shoots up his respective alternative learning school
Also hi feds
>>2424289
SWI comes out on Latin America (probably)
>>2424289
Latin America gets Super Watermelon Island.
>>2424323
I've already seen it; it's pretty alright. The best part wasn't in the leak though.
>>2424323
Lucky. Probably gonna get subbed and posted on YouTube 5 seconds after it comes out in LA.
>>2424369
Lapis, seen emotionally manipulating us again
>>2424372
Doesn't CNLA have simulcast though? Meaning, it will also air in English there?
>>2424369
Being a leaker is a meme.
>>2424369
Proof.
>>2424382
What have I leaked? I've just said I've seen it. Like I'd tell you what happened. You'll see it next month
>>2424393
Okay attention whore.
>>2424378
I dunno.
>>2424393
You're such a little attention whore.
>>2424378
I heard it releases in English at the same time, too.
I'm worrie about US ratings being affected
>>2424400
>>2424414
Call me what you will, you samefag. Just letting you know that there's going to be more to enjoy than the clip in the leak. It's why that portion was chosen.
>>2424378
probably, the episodes have dual audio
>>2424416
>I'm worrie about US ratings being affected
Don't be, Nielsen ratings are a little more complicated than that
stop giving him (you)s you faggots
>>2424472
Stop samefagging in this thread at him and maybe he'll go away.
>2424451
No need to be salty, attention whore.
>>2424488
Like that's even hard to fake. I can do that in 30 seconds in Photoshop.
>oh yeah i saw the new thing that everyone wants to see because my uncle works at nintendo
>tell you about it? fuck no dude, you'll see it yourself, i just want you to know that i know about it 8^)
this isn't a tactic at least as old as the internet, lapis
not at all
>shitposts
>posts lapis
The ultimate marker, really
>2424497
The salt is real in this attention whore
>>2424484
>him
oh the irony
So that faggot's a faggot, post things.
>2424547
You aren't gonna get (You)s
Just replies.
Attention whore.
>>2424552
k
>>2424547
Peirodot and Steven aren't even there, faggot
>>2424547
>this is all just vague enough to work!
>after all this time /sug/ still doesn't know how to deal with shitposters
Don't give him indirect replies either. That's like replying with "hurr this is b8!" Just fucking ignore.
>>2424122
>she never will be your little gf
why even live?
>>2424552
>>2424600
is she dead
>2424578
No one cares attention whore.
You can't end what you started.
I'm taking a snooze, /sug/. See you all when I wake up!
>>2424596
>you will never sit in the park cuddling and reading books together
>you will never goad her into playing tabletop games
>>2424611
Congrats, you're retarded. Mommy must be so proud.
>>2424611
Dude, I'm the leaker and das not even me you're replying to.
>it's a CPH/Lil' Butler crossover episode
>>2424610
Probably
>2424623
>2424634
And that doesn't make you both any less of attention whores how?
>>2424610
Rose looks tiny!
>>2424672
Indexer, go home. We know it's you by your filenames. Stop trying to stir the pot; if anyone wants attention that's you.
Aka 'I WAS THE LEAKER LAST TIME! LOL YOU FELL FOR IT!'
>>2424695
Didn't indexer claim to pull leaker shit himself and bragged about it the homo
>>2424695
>We know it's you by your filenames
What? They're literally just Tumblr filenames.
>>2424695
>We know it's you by your filenames
You mean the default tumblr filenames almost everyone here has?
>>2424695
Even worse than the three circlejerking themselves over there.
>>2424695
Oh yes, I'm also Indexer. Please look at me.
WE'RE ALL INDEXER
>>2424709
The funny thing was it wasn't even him, since I was the one saying shit. He just claimed it was him since he wants attention.
>>2424711
>>2424717
Yes, but it's the abundance of them that shows it's him. I mean, stay in /sug/ long enough and you can tell more or less who people are by their filenames. Remember, last week that one anon who claimed to be a leaker with 'friends' on the crew and then the next day was posting the same images with the same filenames acting like it was legit with other people he conned, but somebody noticed it and called him out on it and he shut up? It's like that.
>>2424749
The plot thickens
>>2424635
kill yourself
>>2424739
So jaspers terra and peridot ventus?
>>2424755
>it's the abundance of them that shows it's him
90% of my SU fanart has tumblr filenames.
>>2424755
I was that anon, but default tumblr file names are too commonplace to tell for sure
>>2424755
The difference here though is everyone can easily obtain tumblr_(bullshithere)_1280 filename.
HE'S INDEXER, HE'S INDEXER, YOU'RE INDEXER, I'M INDEXER! ARE THERE ANY OTHER INDEXERS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT.
So why are you guys mad about me now?
I've literally posted 3 times in this thread including this one
>>2424755
Listen, I've got both 4chan and tumblr filenames for my images. Sometimes I change the filenames around because I don't want to be identified by the images I post. It's really hard to make out who is who unless they only have one naming system.
>>2424791
Fuck off, attention whore
>>2424836
Nice thread Indexer-kun :3
>>2424836
>>2424861
>>2424856
tried to do a thing and failed
RIP
>>2424836
So are you every retard who tries to make an association between Lapis and shitposting?
I love you guys so much!
You guys are the best friends i ever had!
>>2424617
anon, stahp...
>ynw take cute pics together
>ynw pick her up and kiss her
>ynw see her happy face when you show her a new movie,show , book or game
why am I alive?
>>2424882
No, just one of them
>>2424886
That's kind of sad, really.
>>2424882
Right now she's pretty shitpost worthy but she can't just be associated with it just because Barn Mates is causing a overhype in Lapis.
>>2424882
No, anyone who's not a faggot does that.
>>2424905
Ya i know
>>2424886
Right back at ya. You guys are the only people I talk to anymore.
>>2424882
I do it too sometimes because I'm tired of the Lapis dumps.
What are you listening to /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg-T1UUkEdQ
>>2424939
Don't worry anon, we will always be here for you!
>>2424972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgKh6B-o7xU
I'm gonna try to make a Tulpa tonight, /sug/. Wish me luck!
>>2425017
Make a Jackie Chan tulpa just in case
>>2424901
>never even once will you know what it's like to go out on the long-awaited first date where you're both awkward and nervous
>you will NEVER have a starlit first time with her where she's made to feel safe and confident in her body
>you will N E V E R hold her hand in public because you know it makes her feel special
>you will never, ever, ever spend hours talking about nerdy things and sharing recommendations for shows and games
>>2424972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bDydG0MrrE
y'all stfu and post cute gems
>>2425017
thats some good choice in tunes anon
>>2424886
i legitimately like nice people here. cause is sincere. there's absolutely absolutely no reason to post anything like that but actually care about about other human being. you wouldn't think you can find something like that in this shit hole
>>2425072
>>2425072
Fuck that, post slutty gems instead
>>2425078
I just thought you guys would like some love every now and then. You guys look like you need it!
>>2425072
>>2425072
GreenText here
Is it a bad time to ask for write requests? I know beef is gone, so I am here to help.
>>2425072
>Filename
Stevonnie, Garnet, the PearLapis fusion, and the Amedot fusion charge off to battle
>>2425151
this pic is fucking with my mind a bit
>>2424600
Pearl that's not a good way to rocket jump
>>2425086
post slutty gems too
>>2425042
>you will never make her a special breakfast before she wakes up
>you will never spend a rainy day with her watching tv and cuddling on the couch
>you will never clean the house together listening some music
>you will never go for a walk on a spring saturday with her
this can't get more depressing
>>2425266
Gorgeous
Also checked
>>2425326
I honestly want pearl to be in this outfit more
suites her nicely
>>2425352
It was nice wasn't it
I can't wait to see what other pretty outfits we'll see Pearl in in the episodes to come
>>2425147
so no one?
It's cool if you'd rather have beef.
>>2425228
oh eat shit and die with that
I want Jasper to serve me a large stein of beer after a long nordic voyage.
Peridot being less than (at least) a teen in human years would be a horrific slap in the face to the fandom
You start out with this mature cool gem with curves, everyone draws rule 34 and shipping art, then you make a reveal that'll alienate a ton of fans and make them feel like pedos
Fuck that
>>2425590
Most of us will be ok with that, at least i would.
>>2425590
This is only affecting the tumblr side.
Tumblr will only alienate and call you a pedo on it.
Tumblr will only be slapped in the face by it.
The normal side (literally anywhere else) will just continue to ship it because no one cares m8
>>2425574
I'd love to do that for you anon.
It was a bit discouraging not having anyone giving me the time of the day.
Do you want it to be the gems during the past or modern day?
Made for love
>>2425147
Jasper doing buttstuff with anon.
ie: smacking, groping, eating, fingering, etc.
Bonus points if Jaspy is the one doing it
>>2425609
>>2425590
>>2425619
We aren't allowed shota or loli, she'd be loli
>>2425590
I'd do it. Fuck the fans.
>>2425641
Porn.
Porn of shota and loli.
>>2425641
Oh shit. Some peridot porn gets deleted here even on trash already
And plenty of other porn sites will have muddled ethics issues on this
>>2425641
Don't say that
They can hear you
>>2425627
No problem, I'm looking forward
present day, after that Malachite fight (from the leak)
>>2425638
Her fingers are the size of fucking bricks dude he's gonna die
>>2425590
https://mobile.twitter.com/ianjq/status/690418351311458304
How can her age be spoilery?
>>2425698
Same reason why Steven's was a spoiler.
For the plot of an episode.
would u
>>2425710
yes
>>2425655
LET HER BE YOUNG!
what's your favorite movie /sug/ ?
>>2425675
Alright, sounds good. I don't get many requests anymore so It feels good writing for the few people that likes me.
I will admit, beef is a much better writer than me, but I am willing to try.
>>2425710
Nah, black girls are ugly.
>B-but muh brown fetish
>>2425754
No use in comparing m8
each one has a different style, I appreciate it all
The difference is that Beef wrote more stuff recently
>>2425709
I'm trying to think of possible plots involving her age having significance.
>they find out she's younger than Steven: they play school with her and baby/bully her for it (fucking hell)
>she's the same age as Steven, who makes a big deal about it
>she's the same age or similar to amethyst, who bond over it
>her actual age is a special number, like 777
>>2425751
I want to lick her abs after a long night of being her sex slave
>>2425793
>I appreciate it all
>which means he appreciates me
Out of the three years I have been writing, I never heard anyone say that to me. Sorta surprised. I feel humbled.
>The difference is that Beef wrote more stuff recently
true, I am busy as a bee sometimes and can't afford to be here. Alongside what feels like constant sinus infection/problems.
Thanks anon! I really appreciate you saying that to me.
Rebecca;s pet cat Lion has just been diagnosed with cancer. He may not survive the treatments, and Rebecca is hysterical. How will you comfort her?
>>2425710
the steven looks like a kid iz
>>2425816
Or she's 1337 years old
>>2425866
>>2425875
God, Rebecca looks like an ugly Jewish lad.
>>2425875
I take her to go get dognuts and watch a movie
>>2425904
she is cute shhh
>>2425829
kill yourself
>>2425876
absolute garbage desu
>>2425924
Bitch looks like Pat from SNL.
>>2425963
Do not bully, she is pure
>>2425875
for a moment i read: rebecca has been diagnosed with cancer
SUGARFAGS PLEASE LEAVE THIS IS NOW A ZUKE THREAD
LAUREN "SUGARFAGS MAKE ME PUKE" ZUKE
>>2425990
Sugar and Zuke are equally good, there is no need to fight
>>2425984
I would have nothing to live for
>>2425990
I want her to draw amethyst on my bare ass
>>2425908
>mustard on a donut
>>2425999
I'm sorry you cannot see her adorableness anon, you are missing out
>>2426023
But is it a donut or a hot dog?
>>2425590
>>2425816
What if her logs were in days, the latest being "7 15 2"
>>2426058
both
>>2426058
Well, one can clearly see that it's a wiener wrapped in 3 donuts, so both.
>>2426073
Days don't have a universal meaning. She's using made up bullshit like stardates.
>>2426073
I think someone has already proven that it wouldn't work with the timeline they give, but writers fuck up dates all the time
>>2425770
THAT black girl is ugly. There are hot black girls out there.
>>2426008
i think i remember time ago some guy asked Becky to draw something on his leg and he got the sketch tattooed later
>>2426090
That's true. I remember her using earth's rotations (I think) as a measurement of how long she's been on earth at one point, but no reason for her to use that before acclimating to earth
>>2426110
I remember Alex Hirsch in gravity Falls fucking up a bit, the ages didn't match up properly and made it seem like Mabel and Dipper's parents were conceived when the grandpa was 14 at the very most
>>2425876
this has everything
and everyone is black
>>2426178
probably that's the date format for that mission in particular
>>2426178
>parents
I mean father
>>2426178
wouldn't make sense if the earth was choosen to become a colony due its similarity to the gems home planet? and our calendar was taken from them? (like the language)
Leakanon here, Steven dies.
>>2426339
Thank gods, is Rose back?
>>2426339
>>2426339
We're all going to die, anon
>>2426303
Neat idea. I don't have enough of a grasp on astronomy to debate that
>>2426358
Yes, but then she dies again and a Steven 2.0 is born.
>>2426339
but why
>>2426380
oh fuck, that sucks
>>2426380
does she fuck Greg again?
>>2426303
That would make sense if the gems had the same needs as us, but they can survive in practically any environment so I don't think that would really matter.
>>2426403
She does, but turns back into Steven while she climaxes on gregs dick
>>2426362
fuck off watermelon
>>2426427
that's awkward
>>2426429
no u
jk love you
>>2426427
Awkward.
>>2426151
That's awesome to me.
A small black and white tattoo uniquely by the creator herself
do you guys remember this?
>mfw my favorite artists are going missing
>or doing other shit
>I cry
>>2426424
apparently they need organic life to make more gems, so for now we can assume they began their existence in a planet with organic life. they also have physical forms pretty similar to our bodies adapted to this planet.
>>2426362
fuck off. go fap to connie
>>2426565
>apparently they need organic life to make more gems
Do you have an actual source on that?
>>2426578
Only if you fap with me
>>2426339
steven's died dozens of times already, not really a big deal at this point
>>2426580
do you even pay attention to the show? everything related to the kindergarten
>>2426605
So 'no.' Could have just said so.
>>2426580
just that the kindergardens suck the life out of the earth, which seems like it would be hard to do on a lifeless planet
>>2426541
>mfw most of my favourite artists are dead
Reminder that the gems have tears, slob, can digest food and liquids, can mimic sexual reproduction, among other things
>and their bodies are made of light
>>2426626
that's heavy senpai
do ya wanna talk?
>>2426632
Try not to think about it too much, the crewniverse clearly hasn't,
>2426611
now I'm sure you're trying to shitpost. or you're just retarded. whatever the case I'm just going to ignore you
>>2426722
>I'm just going to ignore you
Clearly not
>>2426626
do you mean actually dead or just inactive?
They said it would suck the life out of the planet, genius. Not the inhabitants.
>>2426782
Not that anon but if it sucks life out of the planet, it'll suck life of its inhabitants, genius
>>2426806
But it doesn't NEED the inhabitants.
Now you just look stupid.
>>2426806
The inhabitants would die, but that's not the nearly the same thing. So no, not really
>>2426806
Yes but it is using the energy of the soil, not any living organisms.
GreenText here
If the anon is still alive, my internet was dead for almost an hour.
I am gonna try to start it right now.
>>2426867
Just bury your head when you can't support your ridiculous headcanon. Good work
>>2426878
Yes, 'if'
>>2425875
>>2425924
>>2425981
>>2426030
>you will never run your hands through her short, curly, greasy hair
>you will never run your tongue through her short, curly, greasy pubes
>>2426878
>But if they DO NEED a planet with organic life,
Which they don't, since nothing in the show has said anything like that so far.
>THAT is a more reasonable answer
So when someone else says the same thing, suddenly it's reasonable.
I don't understand what's going on inside your brain.
Yellow pearl is made for anal.
>>2425981
You can only see a little bit of it, but it looks like Becky has a really nice ass and hips, I was not expecting that. It definitely makes up for that jewfro
>>2426909
I don't understand either
bet my ass, they won't explain shit in the show
>>2426957
im okay with that
>>2426957
>not missionary sex for the purpose of procreation
it's like you don't even pearl
>>2426957
Every Gem is made for giving anal poundings, yes.
>>2426882
they say the kindergarten kindergarten was hurting the planet. amethyst refer herself as a parasite. how gems are made shows an injector killing all the grass and a tree as it works. on the show everything looks dead near the kindergarten (animal skull included). you can't be this retarded
>>2427048
It's almost like when the soil dies, life can't be sustained there anymore.
>>2427029
>procreation
>with a gem
is it procreation if the mom dies?
>>2427083
>is it procreation if the mom dies?
What kind of retarded question is that?
>>2427083
as long as the gem isn't donated to the baby
it's fine
Everyday
>>2427140
Until
>>2427154
You
>>2427048
And do you mind showing where they said "Organic life is a prerequisite of a kindergarten and gem creation"?
>>2427167
FUCKING
>24 hours since my last cigarette
I want to kick this disgusting addiction.
>>2427193
like
>>2427205
Kick it hard.
>>2427205
I know I'm supposed to lie to give you encouragement, but 24 hours is seriously nothing
>>2427207
It
>>2427205
JUST DO IT
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAM
YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW
but seriously senpai, good luck with that shit
drink lots of water and try to stay distracted
>>2427186
You're not going to tell me you think the dirt is biologically alive.
>>2427233
Well, that was fun anon. Same place tomorrow?
>>2427252
don't tell me you don't know organic life is a requisite to have fertile soil
>>2427275
Most likely
>>2427221
>seriously nothing
confirmed for seriously never having a drug addiction
>>2427288
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're not genuinely retarded, just not realizing.
The process of Gem creation drains the soil, which kills the plants, which leaves the animals to either starve or move on.
>>2427302
Nice, see you then
>>2427345
Someone needs to draw joy mutant Buddy as Lapis
>>2427342
But what if we get another manure back into the soil.
If we get all the worlds cows to shit in the kindergarten, the soil will bounce back and everything will be okay.
>>2427342
Not the anon but let's see what sparked this
>does Homeworld prefer earth-like planets for colonization thus potentially giving earth their calendar system and language
>>2427342
now I'm truly amazed you can read and write. remember elementary school? where do you think nutrients of the soil come from?
>>2427345
id be ok with this if the legs weren't FINGERS. uggggg thanks for the nightmares bro.
>>2427303
I didn't say I ever had one.
But I have known a fair share of addicts and alcoholics who passed the 24 hour mark then went right back to their old habits so many times it's almost funny. Just because it's difficult doesn't mean it's something to be proud of.
Remember that one scene from King Kong vs Godzilla where Kong puts that octopus on his face for some reason?
I want Jasper to do that to me.
>>2427453
...yes (o///n///o)
>>2427487
I remember when King Kong got sick electric powers.
>>2427496
Come here then, bud
>>2427506
did you know the original script had frankenstein instead of Kong and that's why he got the powers?
>>2427516
by the way, this art is off the hook
Don't you guys ever get tired of browsing this shithole?
>>2427539
Not yet
>>2427418
I like how you've yet to refute anything I've said.
Please explain what reason there is to believe growing rocks deep underground kills the animals on the surface before the soil itself.
>>2424617
>>2424596
>>2424901
>>2425042
>>2425276
SHE'S
TWELVE
NIGGER
>>2427549
Almost thirteen
>>2427535
And then Godzilla vs The Sea Monster was originally gonna be with King Kong, hence the attraction to the islander lady and why they woke him up with lightning
>>2427549
All the better to fuck
>>2427516
*hugs u* <3
>>2427487
You'd have to oil up first, or else it'd be awkward and frictiony
>>2427547
Not him, but do you remember why you're having this argument? Because I don't think you do.
>>2425875
exacerbate her crack
>>2427588
See? You feel better?
>>2427608
yea.. but id feel better if we cuddled...
>>2427573
haven't seen that one
>>2427205
Every time you smoke imagine a catheter being shoved into your lungs.
Helps me say no.
>>2427647
Watch the MST3K episode on it
You people have too much money.
>>2427646
o my anon!
D-Dude you're bringing back my homosexual tendencies. You're making me feel weird
>>2427662
anon, just stop, you make yourself look worse and worse
>>2427662
Not ANY anon but why in gods name would Homeworld try so hard for the earth if they can also produces gems on...less valuable planets, less resistant ones
Hey can you guys help? I've had this problem before and it's never bothered me too much, but now I really need to figure it out.
Where can I listen to Prince online, since he's not on youtube or spotify? Every recording I find either cuts out parts or moves it up or down a whole step. It's fucking infuriating.
Thanks guys.
>>2427677
She looks like Pearl and amethyst. That strap
>>2427694
I doubt you'll find anything for streaming, he was really uptight about digital distribution. You're gonna have to download
>>2427549
You know what they say, if their age is on the clock, she's just right for the rock
-Signed, Not Pearl
>>2427671
o-oh!! anon~ (O/////O)
>>2427691
Maybe the Diamonds don't like rebels. Seems like a good enough reason.
All I know is it doesn't make sense for Rose to pick this one life filled planet out of who knows how many others if it wasn't the first.
>>2427252
it's full of spiritual energy
what, you thought everything was going to be scientific?
>>2427723
Shit I really didn't want to have to do that. But okay.
Thanks man.
>>2427728
>Ponniefag
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2427694
Torrent it
>>2427736
I mean, if you want to i won't stop you.
>>2427549
i just want to love her and be happy together, why is that do bad?
now excuse me while I'm going to deal with the fact that wouldn't be possible under any circumstances
>>2427737
Everyone has a limit
>>2427769
Nigga we all want a nerdy indian girl but most of us have the common decency until they're 18, or 16 in the dirty parts of Europe.
>>2427737
it's because earth is special, and humans are SUPER special
>>2427789
I'm sticking with the simplest answer until it's confirmed.
>>2427661
which episode? there's 197
>>2427737
The perimeters met to sustain life on any given planet are so rarely encountered that it's fair to believe that in their time of conquering planets, they never came in contact with one with life as advanced as ours.
>>2427769
What could you offer her that a magical guy closer to her age who can shapeshift can give her?
>>2427808
GAY
>>2427761
No!! Anon your so cute, I wanna cuddle you all night long!!!
Steven can shift his whole body longer for minutes at a time, so lengthening his dick should be a snap
>>2427811
This isn't reality, it's fiction. The simplest answer is rarely the most interesting.
>>2427867
D-Don't call me cute, that shit makes me blush.
>>2427749
>>2427819
Episode 213
>>2427872
If he does it for too long, does it shrivel up like he did in that episode?
>>2427878
shit I don't even like Ponnie and that's good
>>2427882
thanks m8
>>2427876
ok... i'll call you hot or sexy from now on~
>>2427916
:^)
>>2427972
O g-geez, that is even lewder anon.
Y-You better stop. I am a skinny dude, there is not alot to cuddle anyways.
>>2425228
fuck me, I walked straight into that.
probably worse than usual because I feel really burnout from yesterday's shit.. but on my way to finish this batch of requests. Here decided to use Rose's color as in "The Answer", same suit as Jasper and difficult perspective that I certainly fucked up.. man, I need to rest haha
>Jasper riding on Rose’s shoulders while punching a random gem with Rose struggling to lift Jasper
Check this out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-zy3w_86iY
>that Zone comment tho
>>2428034
hehe even better! I can wrap around your slender body and keep you warm.
>>2428060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS9UdIgbLUI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDwOyrj2EUc
>>2428060
>Amethyst legitimately talking dirty to me
MY
DICK
>>2427792
i wouldn't do it irl. but that doesn't change the fact that I'd like to
is kinda depressing. i don't like to think about it
>>2428060
kek.
Amethyst is a funny bitch.
>>2428076
I guess i would like that..i get cold super easy.
Why is she so perfect
>>2428060
>THEN HE SAID I WAS HIS ROCK
WEW LADS
What are your personal nicknames for characters?
>>2428137
La perla magica
>>2428137
Poil
Square
Fat Amy
Sappy Lappy
Imminent Cheeto Dust
Cunt
>>2428137
>Garnet
Synchronicity
Double trouble
Kamina 2x Combo
Chicks Dig Shades
>>2428109
cuuuuute!! lets go to my house, shall we?
>>2428186
Umm sure..
and i guess..don't stop calling me cute,i kinda like it.
I suppose we saw the exact moment Malachite took over for good, in Chile Tide. And in Super Watermelon Island it's alllll Malachite
>>2428178
>Amythyst
Metal Gem
Indie Rock
Stoner
>Peridot
Invader
One Dwarf
>Yellow Diamond
Too Long
Two Hundred Angry Faces
Idiot
Labcoat
/sug/ help, I have stretch marks on my boobs and I don't know why.
>>2428249
Cause you're fat?
>>2428230
>Pearl
Fencing Fencer
Cruise Missile
Cu
Archon
Lovely Lady #1
>Blue Pearl
Forgotten
Lovely Lady #2
>Yellow Pearl
Lovely Lady #3
Mole
Recruitment Oppurtunity
Judas
>>2428249
See a doctor. We aren't medical professionals.
>>2428249
Wait, you mean man boobs right?
right?
>>2428249
London?
>>2428249
it's natural IF they are stretch marks, if it's something else, you should see a doctor (esp. if you're a woman)
>>2428249
you eat too much
>>2428137
>jasper
Orange Zarya
>>2428276
you seem scared, are you scared of the tits? you should be.
>>2428273
>Lapis
OCEAN STEALIN BITCH
Wall Builder
Rapunzel
First Time Swimmer
Katara
>Jasper
Terl
Murder by Numbers
Stupidity Obfuscator
Sunny D
>Malachite
A Good Jail
Tartarus
Mindscape
Badwrongfun
OHSHITITCANFLY
>>2428392
Women are scary anon, they are mean.
>>2428403
I only bite if you bite first.
>>2428374
you've either lost weight too fast or you need to exercise more. As in, develop muscle. Or maybe your body just hates you.
Listen sug I had a dream about rose last night
>Rose is in my room wearing her frilly pink lingerie
>I go in.
>She starts to grin evilly
>The door shuts behind me and the room gets dark
>I can hear her scuffling around the room
>Try to hide, a few moments later I can feel her breath down my neck
>Get jerked by the collar and tossed on the bed
>She is on top, with my wrists pinned down.
>I look down, and what do I see?
>That fucking bulge again on top of my groin
>Using one hand to keep me down, I watch as she pulls the string off her underwear
>And when it does
>Birds start flying out of her panties
>Several white birds
>it has pearls face
>They fly and become eggs
>The eggs become actual rose bushes
>She leans in to kiss me, calling me lover boy
>I can feel her groping me
I woke up with an erection and my heart thumping.
>>2428403
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Df99njZJod2c&ved=0ahUKEwiOkuWDmqHMAhUGsoMKHaqyA0YQyCkIHjAA&usg=AFQjCNGeFImhjVYGLe2rQyNvTnjgitAsGQ&sig2=vcTavOzDxaag2Rc5bGQFWA
>>2428429
Better link:
https://m.soundcloud.com/hollow-neko-ichigo/if-we-were-gay-nsp
>>2428374
It's normal, they get stretchmarks if they are growing usually, but it can also happen if you have lost a lot of weight suddenly. But if you haven't rapidly lost/gained weight recently or aren't a teenager, you might want to take a pregnancy test familial.
>>2428374
if it's some bump or blemish, you should go to a doctor because it might a breast cyst
if your weight fluctuates, so these marks are consequence of it, shut your mouth and stop eating rubbish
>>2428397
WHILE YOU WERE STILL LEARNING TO SPELL YOUR NAME
>>2428422
once I tried to gain fat, all I got was a stomachache. I tried to gain muscle but after 22 weeks of lifting it did nothing.
>>2428137
Blue
Ice Baby
Cyclops
>>2428437
the main problem is that I had a dream of rose wearing lingerie. But instead of birds, it's a 10 inch erection.
I don't know why. Help me trash.
>>2428474
>>2428479
*2 weeks
fuccccccccccck
>>2428479
Keep trying.
>gain fat
Unless you're physically ill you don't need to. Also lift heavy weight, most trainers give women endless reps with tiny dumbells.
For the chest area you might try to do push ups or something. I've never needed to do hard exercise so idk.
So SU begins airing soon, right?
>>2428524
Welcome to limbo, anon
>>2428524
No, it's never airing. The hiatus will just keep getting pushed back forever.
>>2428453
Greg
100% all chode
>>2428479
>once I tried to gain fat, all I got was a stomachache
What do you mean by tried to gain? In order to gain fat, all you need to do is eat over your total daily expenditure. There are lots of calculators online to figure this out. And contrary to what you may believe, eating the kind of fat found in food does not equal fat on your body. Fat is useful for a slow release of long term energy, and food high in fat can take longer to digest, which might be why you had a stomach ache.
>I tried to gain muscle but after 22 weeks of lifting it did nothing
You probably weren't getting enough protein or calories overall, if you are trying to gain muscle I would recommend 60g daily at the very least, but this is totally dependent on your individual body. There are online calculators for this as well, but watch out for the ones that give you ridiculously high estimates, they're trying to get you to buy their protein powder.
this is really hot
>>2428567
* 2 weeks
>>2428453
You think the dick that saved humanity would be longer than that.
>>2427694
>>/mu/64243066
>>2428137
Chibi Chips and Guac
>>2428524
My dad works for Steven Universe, and he can confirm that the show is returning as soon as August of 2019. Season 3, 4 and 5 will all air over a span of three days, and each season will be a total of one episode. It is going to be huge.
>>2427897
that's how dicks work, anon...
>>2428374
>5'7 and 105 pounds
That's a bmi of 16.4, that's spooky skele level thin. The good news is that you can cosplay Pearl wonderfully, bad news is that you're dangerously underweight., eat some food anon.
>>2428738
fyi, bmi scales are bullshit. I'm considered overweight and I'm only 212 lbs and 6'3"
>>2428738
O wait
I am also 105, but i am 5'9. So i am health, right anon?
>>2428738
BMI is BS. I used to have a 16 BMI and I looked perfectly normal.
>>2428751
It's one thing if you're muscular, because muscle weighs more than fat and can throw off your BMI calculation. But it's usually not too far off when it comes to being underweight.
>>2428650
i'm this anon's dad. but he's lying, I don't work for Steven Universe. You're grounded for accusing me of working on that tumblr crap, son.
>>2428798
fair enough. I have a large frame and pretty great muscle mass, so the bmi is subjective based on your body type/build.
>>2428738
do it in a female BMI calculator
>>2428752
Pics please, I need to see this.
ok, what leaked this time
>>2428887
Pics of his dick
>>2428862
Just tried it, still the same. There doesn't seem to be any difference between a female one and a general one.
>>2428887
Rebecca and Ian's homemade facesitting sex tape was leaked and SU is being cancelled now.
>>2427549
I just want her to fish out my cock and put it in her mouth, then play with my balls until I lose it and give her the sticky load she desires.
Tomorrow: another day where I do everything wrong.
>>2429089
are you ok anon
>>2429089
You're perfect in my eyes anon
>>2423983
>>2429128
Anon.....Do you need hugs to?
>>2429089
what happened baby? Let me know.
>>2429128
dw anon we'll always be here for you
idk if that's supposed to be good but eh
what of lapis tuned intp a scarfand you wore jer and sge strangled you
>>2429089
Well, good night dweebs
I hope all of you have a wonderful rest of your day.
>>2429089
Feel better soon bud <3
Love all of you guys.
>>2429245
are you okay man?
>>2429339
Are any of us?
>>2429409
not me
>>2429339
laps pals
>>2429424
Holy shit!
Nice job dude, i like your art style
>>2429455
haha I wish, but it is not mine
Amethyst looks so jaspery here, I love it
>>2429089
Don't be so hard on yourself, we're all built to spill.
>>2429525
hhahahahahaha yoi said hardon
>>2429523
She's too big, she needs to be smol
Well, Valve might be trying to Jew people with paid mods again.
What shitty news have you received today /sug/?
>>2429626
I have a stomach ulcer. Again.
>>2429626
friday came sooner than i thought it would
>>2429626
I woke up
>>2429626
None
No one cares about me or my work and I feel insecure as fuck now
>>2429626
im sick and vomit every now and then
prince died and my moms taking it bad, depressed cause of it
But on brighter news my roommate gave me a freddys picture as a get well, so not bad
>>2429678
fuck off Lars
>>2429551
Yeah I guess I did
>>2429720
>oh crap forgot people RP in these shitty threads
i just got random image lol
so what is /sug/ currently listening at the moment?
i am currently listening to high quality video game rips at the moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhdAa-06-0Q
>>2429754
yeah, if you complain and post lars youre bound to get reactions
>>2429523
kill yourself
>>2429799
Manchester Orchestra - I'm like a Virgin Losing a Child
>>2429626
kill yourself
>>2429811
yeah, yeah, whatever
>>2429814
>>2429820
howdy?
>>2429799
just listening to dudes being dudes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dc-CjbrCLI
>>2429799
My sweet jams, take a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM1ikf6-_qw
Why is she so angry /sug/?
>>2429943
>angry on April 20
She is mad that Hitler failed.
>>2429943
Ruby is rubbing off on her.
>>2429943
Her uterus is expelling blood
>>2429943
Ian ate all of her doughnuts again.
>>2429955
Self-hating kosher fuck
Zuke is ranting about something on twitter again, I haven't read it yet, go look
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke
>>2425900
They fugged.
>>2430211
just stuff about "depression awareness week", general supportive messages towards anyone with depression
>>2430282
I just want her to be happy
Can someone post pictures so we can hop over to a new thread?
>>2430349
Sure thing pal.
>>2430349
NP
So did Stevonnie mostly look like a chick in-universe, or does beach city have a high density of queers?
>>2430510
Stevonnie is androgynous.
>>2429943
She's getting groped by airport attendants.