The siege of Minas Tirith 0.2 - Hunger Games entry thread
First 36 entries will be accepted.
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Have fun.
Mami Tomoe
>>2358108
Choromatsu
>>2358080
Fun is getting drunk in public and starting fights with people you don't know.
Fun is thinking about applying to jobs, but not actually doing it.
Fun is watching people.
Fun is watching cute girls.
Fun is watching your favorite idol perform.
Fun is not touching your own nipple.
>>2358083
Well, know that you mention it, what exactly makes you guys better anyways?
elphelt valentine
>>2358108
Maria and Harusame
>>2358108
Elly
Terraaah
Eggman-kun
Koyomi Araragi
Renge-chan
CHICKEN
Sonia Nevermind
>>2358108
Dark Knight
Grand Order
Matsuda
Otako
>>2358108
Gwenpool
Kurisu
Kazuichi Souda
Put me in the same district as Miss. Sonia
>>2358108
Kogasa
>>2358108
French Taunter
Top cutes
Minako
Heliolisk
The Player
Ally Schwartz
Josuke Higashikata
>>2358108
Ramlethal Valentine
>>2358108
Bestia
>>2358123
Forget about it... So, your name is... Gwen. Interesting.
>>2358123
One of them is my name and the other isn't.
>>2358121
If that's the case, I guess I should stop bothering you then. You're looking for cute girls, after all.
>>2358013
That is correct, miss!
You've already introduced yourself so don't worry about that too much, I tend to not forget things like that.
Don't worry too much about forgetting my name either, I'm sort of used to being forgotten..
Princess Ember
>>2358144
>>2358110
>She blinks
...Huh. I guess so. Silly little bit of information....
>>2358123
>>2358145
And I'm not gonna.
>>2358121
We're faster, we're stronger physically and magically, we even live even longer, some of us even theoretically forever~
>>2358108
Latebari
>>2358170
ugh it looks like some 15 year old emo's OC.
EL PERUANO
florian
>>2358113
>Oh, OHHH, you meant like that, sorry.
Mauricio Macri
>>2358191
I thought it was pretty interesting.
>>2358194
>pets sides
>gives fresh melon
>smooches
The Terminator
>>2358205
I was wondering, l thought l got the ava list wrong
>>2358189
Fucking French!
>>2358180
She... looks powerful. I am glad, she is on... my team.
>>2358182
Except there's no cute girls here. The only one that I'd consider cute would be Sayaka, but she isn't here. She's probably off being important or something.
>>2358191
...That may sounds good, but what kind of grades did you get in school?
>>2358177
Yep.
>>2358191
Oh come on, you can always steal it back.
>>2358216
>Get molested
>receives melon
>Still feels violated.
>>2358220
>terminator
>posts deadpool
wut?
>>2358229
Nope!!!
>>2358244
>>2358129
The ONLY reason of existence... $$$
>>2358230
Do not sell yourself short fellow knight.
>>2358232
Sounds like someone I can't compare to.
>>2358186
Well, that's not really any excuse for me forgetting.
>>2358212
You people sure do have an interesting sense of humor, huh...?
>>2358232
We don't really need that sort of thing. Even then, that'd be something magician youkai are interested in.
>She shrugs briefly
>>2358236
No! I'm not leaving it out of my sight!
>>2358244
>His full name is Deathstroke the Terminator
>Th-this is just be biting bait again isn't it
>>2358254
Huh??? I don't get it???
>>2358241
I-I didn't mean it that way! I love you Bari-sama! And could you tell wolf ship I said hello?
>>2358229
OCS ARE CANCER
One more.
>>2358229
How have you not heard of me you cockspike? I'm "Ally"? From "It Hurts!!" I understand Pasqy's the main character so it probably isn't that good, but still.
I wanna fuck that poorly drawn cat.
>>2358268
Oh alright.
>also that anon is making fun of the names
>>2358268
You shouldn't compare me to the other people here. I'm far below them.
>>2358283
radical larry running at incredible hihg speeds
>>2358283
Red Hood
>>2358283
Groudon
>>2358236
Where do you... come from?
>>2358257
I am not. After all, I am... the strongest Knight that ever graces the lands of Ivalice.
>>2358279
You mean Ashigara? Sure are you a friend of hers?
>>2358283
Late Jericho
>>2358297
well played...
-Groudon
>>2358281
Preach it, brother.
>>2358307
Let us hope you can cash that check.
>>2358262
Of course you can't! She's pretty and skinny and has the voice of a goddess! Maybe if you cleaned up you'd be somewhat like her!
>>2358268
So you're saying you Youkai aren't smarter than humans! I knew I had something you guys don't! You're looking at the guy that'd get straight 20s on all his tests!
>>2358307
>Strongest knight in Ivalice
>Not Thunder God Cid
Check it.
>>2358307
A different universe.
>>2358317
I'd like to be...
>>2358338
>>2358297
Swap me
>>2358293
Hmpf. It's all I've got, I'm not letting it go when I can help it.
>I am gullible.
>>2358295
It's just an observation. I don't quite know humankind too well to know that sorta thing.
>>2358330
We might or might not. That's more of an individual level....
>>2358288
>I thought I knew that artstyle. I remember Pasqualo winning one of /co/'s games.
>>2358338
Swap Gwen for this hunk of meat
>>2358318
I ran out of images
>>2358338
Ready for battle.
>>2358338
Looks fine.
>>2358338
>>2358327
I... will...
>>2358332
>Not knowing that Dark Knight Job is better than Cid.
>Bruh.
>>2358338
Ready... for action.
>>2358339
I see... tell me, what does... this universe hold...
>>2358245
>3 claws/red-olives
>>2358273
>4 claws/green-olives
>Mfw
>>2358330
I am cleaned up, just significantly less attractive than anyone else here.
>>2358338
Ready to lose.
>>2358353
It has nothing to do with humans, just me. Otako.
>>2358338
It looks good to me.
>>2358353
Couldn't you say the whole being faster and stronger thing is on an individual level too?
>>2358343
Ah, well I'm sure she'll be happy to hear that.
>>2358370
O-Oh...so you've just given up in general, huh?
Did horned girl come back yet?
>>2358338
Looks greato to me.
>>2358349
So there IS a heart deep within that suit of armor. I'm touched, Slade
>>2358368
It's a bodysuit!!! I don't even have claws, silly!!!
>>2358381
I-I uh...also have this. I want her to have this and view the contents within.
>hands over an envelope
>>2358374
As a general rule that's what youkai are. There's exceptions to that as well as humans'...weaknesses, but they're not really anywhere near common.
>>2358370
Hmmm....If you say so, Miss Otako.
>>2358392
why are you screaming!?!?!?
>>2358338
Looks like I'm with "Josuke" and "The Player"
Josuke you look like you're from one of Pasqy's japanese manga things.
>>2358385
I don't think given up is the right term. I've just accepted that things are this way, and I'm quite okay with it.
>>2358386
I'm not horned or a girl but you can pretend I'm both and then we can stroll down to that there ERP thread and make hot love, Adachi-san
Bloodbath.
Please feel free to point out ny broken event, error or mistakes.
>>2358406
I can't help it!!! I'm just so excited!!!
>>2358415
>>2358415
It's not the mount I'm surprised by.
>>2358358
I shouldn't, but then I should anyways. Thanks babe, you're not so bad looking yourself.
>>2358415
I don't really see a point in caring about those things, but I suppose I can comply, who knows, it might be fun.
>>2358268
It doesn't matter, miss.
When you're used to it, one more time doesn't really matter in the end.
>>2358338
Looks good sir!
May luck be on our side in this journey, I wish you both the best.
>>2358415
Either you or me, miss.
The one with the most kills is the best one out of us two, do take in mind...
...I won't hold back, haha!
>>2358358
http://www.comicbookresources.com/imgsrv/imglib/450/0/1/gwen-variant-a39a9.jpg
http://cdn2-www.superherohype.com/assets/uploads/2015/09/gwenpool-header.jpg
http://i.newsarama.com/images/i/000/154/416/i300/Gwenpool.JPG?1441893630
http://x.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel/i/mg/c/90/56b4d8fa1d5f4/portrait_incredible.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/aa09c9b59ed771b4b022c21db8962d72/tumblr_npfmpbsnnx1sq6qcdo1_r1_1280.jpg
http://massappeal.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/Gwenpool_hiphop-variant_main.jpg
>>2358415
I can't believe something like that would let that trash ride on it.
>>2358415
>cuts people with amazing rp skills
>>2358415
>Takes an orc's battle helmet.
This... will do...
>>2358415
They should really do something to make these roads less perilous.
>>2358415
Do you really think we can find something in the ruins of a city?
>>2358367
>Implying a class can be better than any combination Cid can have.
>>2358404
I'll deliver it without questions.
>>2358415
Get your rest now or you won't make it.
Day one.
>>2358415
Hoo boy, that's a lot of Orcs. But that armor doesn't look very thick..
This won't too be hard.
>>2358450
It's part of my job to coordinate over long distances.
>>2358450
Who's the bearded wizard man with a sick head of hair, I am, now go jump off that cliff.
>>2358450
Wait a second, I can't keep up with this guy!
>>2358450
I've been through tougher fires, I'm sure I'll be able to get myself through all of this!
Or well, if it does end up like that, I hope so..
>>2358405
So you have have other weaknesses other than not doing well on tests from high school?
>>2358411
You're alright with it, but you haven't given up? You're starting to remind me of myself. I like being a useless NEET, but giving up isn't going to make me more of a useful human being, you know?
>>2358415
Ha, I'm feeling pretty luc--
>>2358450
Out of everyone, a child sex demon is my squire. Welp, nothing can go wrong!
>>2358436
It's not like any of that would matter, anyway. Chances are we'll both be dead by the end of it.
>>2358450
H-hey! Come back here!
..I knew I shouldn't have trusted the french.
>>2358450
>>2358415
>>2358442
I can't even wear these things!
>>2358436
I don't think that's something you should have to be used to.
>>2358450
Wow, that thing is durable...!
>>2358474
That sorta thing varies between species of youkai.
>>2358449
>You don't know the power of the Dark Knight my friend, especially giving one the Valhalla, with Hamedo, and Attack up.
>Fucking madness!
>>2358450
This... one... did it.
>>2358450
Next time, we need to halve the time it takes for it to fall.
>>2358450
>>2358462
H-HEY, WHERE'D YOU GUYS GO!? I DON'T LIKE BEING ALONE OUT HERE!!
>>2358450
Hey Sonia don't kill my zombie buddies! I know they made me a rotting corpse, but if you were a zombie you would too, ok?
>>2358450
Oh my dearest friend, Bestia. You've always been my favorite tribute. We've been together through thin and thick. How about we go do something, how about we pass around the ol' pigskin or go fishing, eh?
Night one.
>>2358480
I should have guessed it. You guys really are just glorified humans, aren't you? I mean heck, you even look like a human. I don't think I would have guessed you were anything but human if I saw you on the street.
>>2358494
It was that damned chicken, I tell ya!
>>2358474
Well, I don't know about that. I have a job, after all. I can contribute to society, but that doesn't make me interesting or attractive.
>>2358494
You're good at that.
>>2358485
(Want to say lewd things to this character.)
(Oddly, respect Garnet too much as a character to harass her alts.)
(You win this round, gem...for now)
Wew...
>>2358494
I should've brought more characters
>>2358494
And I thought they smelled bad on the outside...
>>2358494
I dunno man, its just a little girl, what did you expect?
>>2358494
>>2358480
Then... don't... wear them.
>>2358494
Weak... and you call yourself a demon.
>>2358494
Crap! Couldn't you find a better way to die? Now I don't have a horse and have to walk everywhere.
>>2358494
Wowee! Thanks for the surprise in my wrestling tights my dude, it really surprised me. haahaha.
>>2358541
What am I supposed to be looking at?
>>2358450
>>2358494
>2 in a row
>Fondos Buitres need help!
>>2358482
>Perhaps I don't. But at least as far as canon goes, either Cid or Ramza's father is the greatest knight.
>>2358494
This isn't how I hoped to die.
>>2358515
Ugh, who cares about that then? You're already better than me, and that's gotten me feeling worse than I already am...
>>2358559
>>2358494
I should have expected this.
>>2358527
>How sweet.
>>2358515
Can I sniff your panties
>>2358506
We look like that for a reason.
...What do you mean "glorified humans"?
>>2358560
I'd much rather now. Thank goodness we don't need it.
Day two
>>2358576
Rains
>>2358476
But the other chance is that one of us survives all of this, miss.
No need to feel such despair, there might be danger around us, but that doesn't mean it's the end just yet!
>>2358480
I shouldn't, but sometimes life doesn't go as planned.
All you can do is keep on going and smile, even if you're all alone.
In the end you'll overcome those feelings and find those that will stand at your side or well...
...that's how it eventually was for me.
>>2358494
Ugh...I couldn't evade the building coming down on top of me, I can feel my soul gem crumbling..
>>2358589
>>2358585
I wouldn't go as far as to say I'm better than you. I'm just a highschool student.
>>2358592
Why would you want to do that?
>>2358598
You really shouldn't have bothered.
>>2358598
Wait a seco-
>gets crushed harder than the orange soda dammit
>>2358605
Oh, OK.
>>2358598
>>2358576
Ahahaha! Seeya loser!
>>2358598
Do you even care bout the giant evel fire eye trying to take over the world?
>>2358583
>That is the truth. Nobody can fuck with Ramza's dad... except an illness, that can still fuck him up.
>>2358594
I don't. This armor... and sword.
>She flashes her sword.
Is all I need.
>>2358598
I can take them... I am the strongest Knight... yes. I am the strongest!
>>2358589
Yes I saw that just a few minutes ago actually.
>>2358624
I'm no more of a loser than you are. I'd even be willing to bet that you'll die next slide that you particpate in!
>>2358594
You're just humans on sports enchantment drugs. Most professional athletes can do what you guys do too.
>>2358598
Y-You mean I've actually done something useful in my life!?
>>2358598
Didn't realize my sister was here. Don't die.
>>2358598
>>2358598
Man, you're terrible. Just let the orcs eat your flesh, man. It'll save 'em the trouble
>>2358617
kek nice
>>2358621
SEE, A HIGH SCHOOLER'S BETTER THAN ME!? WHEN DOES THIS TORMENT END!? WHEN CAN I FINALLY MEET SOMEONE AS WORSE OFF AS I AM!?
Night two
>>2358494
I'd like to keep this for use in the future, if you don't mind.
>>2358598
>>2358621
I-it's just this once, anyway, next time you're one your own.
>>2358612
Yeah I guess, just being honest.
I have yet to survive out to the end of one of these things.
>>2358612
"Or, well"...?
Still, I certainly don't wish to do that again.
>>2358640
And me my scythe.
>>2358644
Like fly? Live for centuries, thousands of years, even longer?
>>2358661
I think we have different senses of worth in a person. Either way, I'm guaranteed to be worse.
>>2358670
You've got the wrong person for the job.
>>2358670
I will have my own zombie army in no time.
>>2358640
>A certain traitorous son is very relieving to kill for that reason
>>2358642
>>2358670
Ooooh look at that old man! Sun came up and I'm STILL STANDIN'!
>>2358661
Well you seem a decent enough fighter. Not as good as me, definitely. Probably not even the chicken. But still. You're not a complete waste of skin, yet.
>>2358670
I hope I can get this blood out of my hoodie.
>>2358685
We have airplanes for that, and living for centuries as your loved ones die seems like a punishment.
You know, ons second thought, you guys may have it worse than humans. I'm actually starting to feel bad for you.
>>2358696
How can you be worse when you've got a job and you're getting an education? That right there proves you're better than me. I'm nothing more than a gross NEET that still lives with his family.
Day three.
>>2358712
O-Oh, w-well most of that's Osomatsu's doing. I-I'm not actually as strong as you think I am...
>>2358712
Yeah, well... YOU'LL EAT YOUR WORDS SOON ENOUGH! You'll die soon enough, it's the long con, the slow burn.
>>2358714
Having a part time job doesn't make me any better as a person, it just means I have some money to spend.
>>2358727
I'm even more useless now.
>>2358727
I think this rug will surely tie my room together! I can't wait for the rest of the guys to see how nice it looks!
>>2358685
A scythe... a dangerous weapon... but one I can work around with.
>>2358706
>Huehuehuehue
>>2358727
That troll... how could it be so strong!?
>>2358727
OH SH-
>>2358727
Pffff~
>>2358727
I know this is basically a routine for you, yeah I get that, just please don't start rampages near me, okay?
>>2358714
Those plane thingies are for groups of humans. Terribly slow and clumsy, too, from what I've seen from here. And you realize that with our mindset, we really don't care too much; our "loved ones" live just as long as us, after all. Actually, we're a lot more carefree in general.
>>2358759
Work around...?
>>2358748
It almost means you have responsibility, and a way of surviving on your own. I don't even have that. If my parents cut my brothers and I off we'd all die.
Night 3.
What do your avas sound like?
>>2358778
>>2358727
God that guy looks like a huge weirdo asshat. Reminds me of Mark.
>>2358729
So you ARE a waste of skin? Do you want me to turn you into a zombie? You might be better off.
>>2358733
Never gonna happen you crappy beatdown actor!
>>2358774
I don't make enough money to survive on my own. It's enough to buy myself curry bread for snacks.
>>2358778
You missed.
>>2358676
Don't worry miss.
I'm sure that you can make it, I could so I'm certain you could as well.
Anyone can make it as long as they believe in theirselves.
>>2358685
Then I hope you won't forget, miss Elly.
Else you'd end up constricting in what you don't want to happen, haha.
>>2358773
I can find... a weakness to it.
>>2358778
"Master of all swords, cut energy! Night Sword!"
>A large sword appeared from the ground, killing the poor soul
>>2358801
>You think of it.
>>2358801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9BQAAT10Mw
>>2358801
>Personally my favorite Blue Beetle voice will always be the Brave and The Bold voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbLpWz3aJ7g
>>2358801
Loud honking punctuated by the sound of a rhinoceros orgasm right at the peak of the crescendo of obnoxious honking, amidst an ocean of vuvuzelas.
>>2358808
Wanna know what else is never going to happen? You getting the chance to travel the world, doing what you do best, and earning a paycheck from it you shit-green-coloured tranny
Day 4.
>>2358773
That would have been something worth mentioning. Being more carefree makes you guys better than us by a long shot. I can't tell you how much I wish I could be carefree.
>>2358778
Heh heh heh...heh.
>>2358801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqtiLVDFVek
>>2358808
H-Huh, sorry, but I think I heard you wrong. You wanna do what with me?
>>2358670
Not only did I miss her coming in, I also missed her when she lost.
>>2358759
You agree don't you?
>>2358841
LE BIDEO GAEMZ
>woah this game is so cool man
>i know rite?!!!! xD
[insert game music and random bleeps and boops here]
WOAH I JUZT GOT THE NEW HIGH SK0RE MY DUDE!!!1
>>2358865
>>2358872
>Sorry for triggering you, anon-chan.
>>2358801
>In both English and Japanese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CejrjnOJWmM
>>2358818
TH-THAT'S STILL MORE THAN WHAT I CAN BUY!
At most I'm able to spend a little bit of time at the casino, but that's IF I'm lucky, and I'm not!
Face it kid, you're better than me in every single way, shape and form!
>>2358865
Tch, and you said you're better than humans.
>>2358801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOlWzlNk0nw
>>2358778
AH!
...Stupid orcs....
>>2358826
I'd certainly not want to forget someone as helpful as yourself, either, especially considering I'm likely to be here a while.
>>2358829
Well, doesn't everything?
>>2358865
These things again...?
>>2358867
There's always been quite the distinction between human and youkai by sheer attitude, after all....We don't particularly "act" human either.
>>2358801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSfdh6QgEz4
>>2358867
Do whatever you want.
>>2358801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkUrZht5CbM
>ARENA EVENT<
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_RgNLI1rYY
>>2358910
>those cow tits
>>2358778
Heh, you guys look great here. Dying in sewage just looks very natural for you orcs
>>2358865
Ugh... Ah....
>>2358871
>I do agree.
>>2358907
Not me... I have no weakness, I made sure of it. I do not fear death, magic barely hurts me... and I can absorb the blood of my foes... and their spiritual powers.
>>2358896
I refuse to believe I am above you. Equal at best.
>>2358926
Finally, I lost.
>>2358801
>raspy, high-pitched annoyance. Generally the worst kind of voice.
>>2358865
Heh. These orcs remind me of humans.
>>2358867
You heard what I said. Come join the zombie army fuckface. Your King commands you.
>>2358849
Minus the "travel the world stuff" that's... pretty much what I do. As Vice Principal I earn 27 Katie Bucks an hour. You make that much, wannabe?
>>2358910
did that nigga just clip her eyebrows for no reason?
>>2358926
>>2358933
Good, that bastard deserves to be isolated and repeatedly healed and beaten down by the fists of every member in the party.
>>2358907
And that plays back to you guys eating people. right? Let's also not forget the fact that you can't gain weight.
>>2358926
I-It's almost too much!
>>2358930
Galko's? They're pretty big.
>>2358949
Don't ask me. She must have had some reason.
>>2358801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWXkLN_n068
>>2358933
Hmmm...are you slow?
>>2358962
Again, not all of us do. I don't really even need food at all, neither does my mistress, and my co-worker was a vampire.
>>2358943
About $500,000 a year. Holler holler, get a dollar as some youths in the struggling streets of Compton would say
kankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerka ker
>>2358959
>I should've done that... why didn't I do that!?
>>2358981
Slow...? What do you mean by... slow?
>>2358926
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK DAMN IT! I can't believe this!
>>2358985
This proves nothing! That was pure luck! You didn't even survive this long you auto erotic asphyxiating shit!
Night 4.
3 slides of peace after this. I'll skip it because we're dead enough already.
>>2358867
>It's Izaya. What the hell?
>>2358801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzlSu-T9CFM
>>2358926
>>2358991
Hmpf....
>>2359009
In a fight, I mean. How fast can you get?
>>2358935
How exactly is someone with a future equal to someone without a future?
>>2358943
N-No thanks, I'd rather not. My skin's the only thing I've got going for me right now, so I'd r-rather not g-give it up...
>>2358981
Oh, and I guess you guys have zombies and werewolves running around too, right? You live in one big storybook it seems.
Day 6
>>2359037
Let's not assume things here.
Night 6.
>>2359012
>tfw Izaya's a weeb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t82RZ-nDnA
>>2359044
HAHAHA, YOU CALL THAT PULLING YOUR WEIGHT!?
>>2359052
Fine, you can give your argument as to why you think you're worse than me.
>>2359027
I can move... fast. I move faster than most Knights... may even be faster than a thief in terms of running speed... and I can counter a foe with out them even landing a blow on me.
>>2359044
You've got this, your majesty.
>>2359037
Okay. Just remember the options always on the table. And if you win I'm forcing it on you anyways.
I'm rooting for you now, by the way. You remind me of Pasqy.
>>2359066
I don't have one.
Day 7.
>>2359037
Huh? Well, we might. I only really "know" my mistress and Kurumi. I'm not so sure what sort of youkai I am, and Mistress Yuuka's a flower youkai. It'd be a fair statement to say that there's as many sorts of us as there are fish.
>>2359068
Well, aren't you a talented human...! Hmmm, can you fly~?
>>2359064
Wh-when did you get underneath it!?
>>2359084
W-WAIT, DON'T DO THAT! I WANNA WIN WITHOUT HAVING TO FEEL BAD!
>>2359093
No... but a white mage can make me float.
Night 7.
>>2359027
>Hmpf....
Th-That's my exact reaction when I do that thing and die.
>>2358907
Then all I can say is that it'd be wise to not forget the names of those around here, miss Elly.
I might not mind it all too much, but there might be others around here who do!
Day 8.
And we have a winner next slide.
>>2359088
So then I win! I'm worse than you, I'm worse than...o-oh...
>>2359089
Sayonara, Larry.
>>2359093
Maybe you're a grim reaper youkai? That would explain that thing you're holding.
>>2359117
P-Please don't laugh at me...
>>2359066
>Looks like he voices Araragi as well. Wow.
>>2359097
Being a zombie doesn't feel bad! It feels GREAT! You can pull all your limbs off for sick ass stunts and pranks, and you gain a craving for human flesh!
guys Yuno died
>ARENA EVENT<
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9-Jx-DjDaU
Congratulations to our winner.
Second place in the 0.1 game and a victory in the 0.2. Impressive.
>>2359124
Well, I guess I can't change how you think about that. I'll just leave you to it.
guys Souda killed herself
>>2359102
That sounds boring. I think the term is...can't have it all?
>>2359108
Some silly orcs shouldn't be able to beat me...!
>>2359115
I'm sure there are. Hopefully I won't have too big an issue with it....
>>2359124
A what?
...Well, just maybe. I always imagined I was a demon, or I was made by my mistress. She's definitely strong enough for it.
>throws poster above at poster below
Stats.
Thank you for playing.
And here is your winscreen florian.
>>2359127
>S-So does that mean I'm samefagging when I talk to them?
>>2359134
B-But I can't be normal if I'm a zombieeee! I just wanna be my regular self!
>>2359145
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>>2359149
Uhh, th-thanks for making me feel worse than I already felt...
>>2359155
So you might not even be real, huh? I shouldn't guessed. You kind of look like a doll.
>>2359167
Thank you for having us.
>>2359167
>Yuubarri was almost in last
This pleases me to know the enemy is weak
>>2359186
No problem. I have a knack for disappointing people.
Cya.
>>2359167
>Thanks for hosting
>>2359155
But you can have it all... it would just take years of training... and mastery. But.. I would put in the effort do such a thing. After all, I have became a Dark Knight though my training.
>>2359145
Good... Job.
>>2359167
>2nd place
I-I feel so jaded...but thanks for hosting anyways.
>>2359167
Thank you for the opportunity, host.
>>2359186
>It means now I won't stop imaging Izaya screaming whenever I see you or Araragi.
>>2359186
Oh, I guess you aren't being turned into a zombie. Lucky you. :(
I guess at least I'm in the top 20%. Even if dumb luck got in the way of me winning. Ah well, always next time!
>>2359155
I hope you won't miss!
I can only speak for myself on this matter, but I doubt many will have that issue.
>>2359167
Cangratulations on the victory sir and thank you for providing us with this adventure!
>>2359167
Thanks for hosting
>Second Game, Third position
Sooo lol
>>2359204
M-Maybe you should bring a happier attitude next time?
>>2359220
>I've always imagined he did that anyways
>>2359221
Y-Yeah, there's always the next time we both fail too I guess.
>>2359167
Thank you for having us, sir!
And congratulations!
>>2359186
Well, I'm still flesh and blood...I mean more of a sorta "make something out of nothing" deal.
>>2359209
Well, in the end you're still human.
...What's the big deal about being a "Dark" Knight?
>>2359231
...You know, with how you seem, you seem more like you're not the sort of human who likes fighting, unlike my own species....What're you doing here, Miss Mami?
>>2359247
I thought I was being pretty happy today. Was I not?
>>2359167
Thanks for hosting, doc.
>>2359247
Nah I'm gonna win next time. I can feel it! Also I'm going to cheat, that too.
>>2359167
Thanks Mister!!!!
>>2359252
Call me stupid, but I don't really get that last part.
>>2359261
I wouldn't really count self-loathing as being happy. It's something sad people do a lot.
>>2359266
Cheating's not possible. hey catch you before you can even get a good plan going. Trust me on that one.
>>2359252
I signed a contract to defeat despair and eliminate the dangers that lurk over the innocent.
And so it eventually let me here, probably via the law of cycles, but that's something to explain for a different time.
I might not seem like someone who enjoys fighting, but I do have a different side to myself, I do enjoy what I'm doing.
Even if all the loneliness and sadness around it might get to me at times, but any being that has a consciousness that can still be helped deserves a chance before it can be considered a harmful danger.
>>2359288
It's not self loathing if I'm happy about it though, is it?
>>2359252
A Dark Knight is a rare... find for most people. They also known to have equal power to that of a Heavenly Knight... but, the path to being a Dark Knight is long... and cruel. Also, don't underestimate me, just because you're a monster. You will get sent to an earlier grave.
>Dark Knight
>>2359288
She could've just forced me in to existence just with her raw power~. She's certainly powerful enough.
>>2359292
You definitely sound like the sort who exterminates youkai for a living....Save for that last part.
>>2359306
Hmm...I don't think I've heard about either of those. And even if I'm just a terrible gatekeeper, I'm certainly not fragile.
>Elly
I want to fuck souda with a strap on
>sonia
So, NGW or GoodNight?