Thread replies: 394
Thread images: 251
Thread images: 251
File: 3b76bacb1eed7d842e658cfb806e92ae.jpg (753KB, 1012x1455px) Image search:
[Google]
753KB, 1012x1455px
ERP Thread
Glazed Girls Edition
Before thread: >>2346104
>>
File: 52825356_p0.png (623KB, 1000x800px) Image search:
[Google]
623KB, 1000x800px
Papa approves this thread
Hello, my children. How is your Saturday so far?
>>
File: dbefd786b0f08d932faf231a91173d43.jpg (2MB, 1524x1500px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 1524x1500px
>>2350213
Sponsored by DMG's tits
"Got Milk?"
>>
File: Loki132.png (21KB, 200x117px) Image search:
[Google]
21KB, 200x117px
>>2350243
>Throws brick in spirit.
>>
File: hqdefault.jpg (20KB, 480x360px) Image search:
[Google]
20KB, 480x360px
Gurren Lagann was bad.
Attack on Titan was bad.
Angel Beats was bad.
Bleach is bad.
Smash Brothers 4 is better than Melee
Gen 1 Pokemon was bad.
Ocarina of time was horrible.
Also your waifu is shit.
>>
>>2350243
It has only begun Father Skeleton... and morning to you all.
>>
I require further sustenance
>>
File: sploosh.jpg (115KB, 723x925px) Image search:
[Google]
115KB, 723x925px
>>2350213
Thread approved, I'll be here lurking if anyone needs some stress relief
>>2350243
Got up a few hours ago, pretty good so far
>>
>>2350193
Wow, you sound fucking desperate already. Preferring to be used and teased to get others off? What a fucking pathetic life you must be living, being happy as you are pushed down onto the ground, seeing a gang of real men above you, debating whenever or not to fuck your little sissy mouth and weak asshole...
Oh who am I kidding? You would be BEGGING for that, wearing short clothes that reveal your skin, hanging out in dark alleys just in case a real, powerful man decided to claim you, maybe even put a collar on your neck and choke you while you choke on his cock. Would you like that you bitch? To chock on a actual cock with a collar, making it herder to breathe?
>>
>>2350252
Angel beats was better than clannad and everyone on the planet wanks to that slop
Baited
>>
>>2350252
But smash 4 Is good
>>
>>2350266
Hi Nue
>>
File: Top10AnimeBattles.png (264KB, 500x370px) Image search:
[Google]
264KB, 500x370px
>>2350271
Clannad was ok but Naruto and Sailor Moon had a better story
>>
File: albedo.jpg (115KB, 516x729px) Image search:
[Google]
115KB, 516x729px
>>2350247
>magics brick
You used to be such a pleasant child
>>2350255
Good evening Asellus. I trust you slept well?
>>2350264
That's good to hear. I slept till about 12:30.
Laziest I've felt in ages
What was up with those walls I kept seeing last thread?
>>
File: betrayal.png (550KB, 1115x794px) Image search:
[Google]
550KB, 1115x794px
>>2350287
all those animes are fine but Corey in the house is where it's at
>>
>>2350284
Nope, not them; just a anon wanting to be generous to some pathetic pussy fuckboy that doesn't even deserve my presence.
>>
File: Mizuki138.png (60KB, 216x272px) Image search:
[Google]
60KB, 216x272px
>>2350266
H-How did you know I liked the idea of collars? But yeah...I'd love that.
>>
File: AlpacaSmile.jpg (33KB, 500x373px) Image search:
[Google]
33KB, 500x373px
>>2350282
Yeah Smash 4 has a better system all around and doesn't rely on you glitching the system
>>
File: Asellus 5.jpg (70KB, 640x576px) Image search:
[Google]
70KB, 640x576px
>>2350293
I slept like a newborn baby... yesterday was pure bliss.
>>
File: 6a12a7039727ef85e364b0f28eacbbc0.jpg (130KB, 600x800px) Image search:
[Google]
130KB, 600x800px
>>2350293
Spooky.
>>
>>2350213
This kinda makes me want some glazed donuts.
>>
File: it aint gonna suck itself.jpg (56KB, 400x315px) Image search:
[Google]
56KB, 400x315px
>>2350316
sm4sh is fun but melee take much more skill
>>
>>2350332
Melee takes 0 skill.
>>
>tfw life
>>
File: comfy ROB.png (146KB, 331x329px) Image search:
[Google]
146KB, 331x329px
>>2350345
You literally just threw the fishing rod into the water
>>
>>2350304
Hi nue
>>
File: 1460712608141.jpg (823KB, 1050x1482px) Image search:
[Google]
823KB, 1050x1482px
>>2350317
That's wonderful to hear my dear!
>>2350326
Hello Parsee~ You know what they say. The spookier the skeleton, the friendlier the fellow. Unless he has a wheel in his chest, then you have to run, or pray your great shield can tank it.
>>
>>2350353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNeAgq7y7pQ
No Skill. Wave Dash is a lie, it's just narutards trying to be cool with their animes
>>
File: 54179574_p12_master1200.jpg (54KB, 617x407px) Image search:
[Google]
54KB, 617x407px
How you doing nerds?
>>
File: 7c1d4ef7b15130cb60eec8474d874225.png (31KB, 302x539px) Image search:
[Google]
31KB, 302x539px
>>2350307
Oh, hey there again Mizuki.
>Takeru smiled and pat his head.
How've you been, pal?
>>
File: Get a load of this guy.jpg (145KB, 776x602px) Image search:
[Google]
145KB, 776x602px
>>2350372
>he still trying
>>
>>2350307
Oh, you do? Well; that makes you all the more weak and subordinate to real men, like me...
Would you be down, on all fours, at the sight of a man with a collar, hoping that he may see you as a potential pet, someone who would do whatever he says without expecting a reward, like a good sissy boy?
Or would you be on your knees, praying to him, admitting that he is much more powerful than you, begging to serve his every command?
Either way, if you please him enough, he may bring some friends with him the next time he plays with his little doggy; hope you know how to howl in pleasure, you little bitch...
>>
File: A-Ah I will eat it.jpg (290KB, 559x722px) Image search:
[Google]
290KB, 559x722px
>>2350371
It certainly is. Maybe my luck is finally changing.
>>2350374
Nothing much, just woke up from my slumber.
>>
File: images.jpg (7KB, 227x222px) Image search:
[Google]
7KB, 227x222px
>>2350374
Good. How are you?
>>
Competitive Smash players suck. That's all there is to it.
They ban most of the stages because they suck. They suck at catching their opponents, so large stages are banned. They have to rely on cheating shit like chaingrabbing to be able to win, so stages with any kind of wall and walk-off edges are banned. They have no ability to dodge or use to their advantage the very telegraphed stage hazards, so any stages with them are banned. Which leaves them three or four stages with no variety, no strategy, and which imbalance the game even further because some characters don't play well on those stages.
They also can't handle the randomness of items. "A bomb could easily appear in front of me right when I attack!" So? An asteroid could have fallen on you and crushed you on your way to the tournament. Did it? No. "An item could appear right beside my opponent and give him the advantage!" It could also appear right next to you and give YOU the advantage. Or it could appear in the middle and the two of you would have to fight for it. You're skilled enough to do hoop-dee-whoop combos and wagga-dasheen around the stage, don't tell me you can't do something as simple as run to an item.
Skilled? My ass.
>>
>>2350374
Better now that you're here
>>
File: 027c858f42189b98c3d33c866b6e0320.jpg (1MB, 816x1255px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 816x1255px
>>2350371
Hey, those guys are nothing against my rolling skills.
>>
>>2350421
thats a nice copypasta
I'm gonna post this on /ssbg/
>>
>>2350255
Ayy Ass! What's popping?
>>
File: 2bcf8112b3f9c35bc53a5f9e5c7dd91f.jpg (111KB, 600x800px) Image search:
[Google]
111KB, 600x800px
>>2350255
Good morning....
>>
File: Asellus 3.jpg (1MB, 1400x1110px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 1400x1110px
>>2350452
Nothing much Wiggins. Just woke up from my slumber.
>>
File: c24235692e9c96d74a2100abde7711e0.jpg (144KB, 556x800px) Image search:
[Google]
144KB, 556x800px
>>2350413
Same, same.
>>2350414
I'm okay. How's the old bones going?
>>2350422
I don't see why that would be but thanks.
>>
File: 1460707939919.jpg (3MB, 1920x1200px) Image search:
[Google]
3MB, 1920x1200px
>>2350430
That's what I think until I make one bad move and get a dozen firestone tires to the face.
>>
File: Mizuki40.png (224KB, 610x700px) Image search:
[Google]
224KB, 610x700px
>>2350387
H-Hey Takeru.
>Mizuki looked up at Takeru nervously as he returned a soft smile.
>>2350404
P-Please...I didn't expect this much. I'd probably be begging to get used as their cocksleeve. Wanting them to pull on my leash as they pound my ass relentlessly until they're satisfied.
>>
>>2350462
Morning to you Parsee.
>>
File: Skeleton..jpg (229KB, 1920x1080px) Image search:
[Google]
229KB, 1920x1080px
>>2350475
They got nothing on the new Neato.
>>
>>2350477
You mentioned earlier you'd like an RP that was a little more involved? Do you still have time for that or no?
>>
>>2350472
Because I like looking at your big soft body, raccoon-chan.
>>
File: de739c6c6be79b45d731ea9606661732.png (26KB, 389x341px) Image search:
[Google]
26KB, 389x341px
>>2350477
I've kinda missed you, so it's good to see ya again.
>He sat down, relaxing his posture and looking over at Mizuki. He looked so nervous for some reason, but cute as always. Takeru had to look away slightly before he blushed.
Seen Loki around? I'm so happy I haven't seen her lately. Hopeful life will be nice and simple again.
>>
>>2350465
Well I'm not sure who Wiggins is but you sound fine
>>
File: 73cca6d8d6d2cc4fe15455cd44d88b87.png (460KB, 564x800px) Image search:
[Google]
460KB, 564x800px
>>2350478
Who are you going to pleasure right in front of me today, hm?
>>
File: vlcsnap-2015-12-12-18h01m31s532.png (663KB, 1272x623px) Image search:
[Google]
663KB, 1272x623px
>>2350472
Oh alright I guess. Was supposed to pick up my new credit card today, but it got sent to a branch that's closed till Monday.
It's nice out though so I went for a nice walk, had a tasty pita for lunch and grabbed a vodka slurpee. All in all, not a bad saturday
>>2350499
Well slap me thrice and call me Jelly. Now I really gotta get Das III
>>
File: 758b6429712bfd10cb95f1e18fe180fc.png (189KB, 700x700px) Image search:
[Google]
189KB, 700x700px
>>2350522
>Slaps you three times.
Jelly bones.
>>
>>2350477
You want me to stop bullying you?
...Nah, I don't think I'm bored with you yet. As long as I keep speaking these golden, delicious words into your ears, you are nothing but a pet for sex. People like you get my cock so hard. In fact, I'm stroking myself as I picture you at my feet, kissing them while you beg me to take you in as a pet; someone who I can use and abuse at a flip of a coin. If I had your little slutty ass, I would make sure it was filled to the brim every day and night, and even if you don't want it that day...
Too bad bitch. I own you, and master's word is final.
>>
File: Such beauty my lady.jpg (203KB, 636x636px) Image search:
[Google]
203KB, 636x636px
>>2350513
You are not Wiggins? I've could of sworn....
>>2350516
>She kiss her on the neck.
I... do not know.
>>
Good afternoon! I hope you are all having a wonderful day and your dicks are getting the respect they deserve!
...Wait, what?
>>
File: https%253A%252F%252F40.media.tumblr.com%252Fc69d4d5ec5bc5c4c91d59bda9874fe25%252Ftumblr_nwqufjc9YA1uaylcyo1_1280.jpg (100KB, 1280x494px) Image search:
[Google]
100KB, 1280x494px
>>2350544
>0/0/0 DMG
Dang it Parsee.
I didn't mean actually slap me!
>>
File: fd1043df9cb6766b0be44f839c0aebcc.jpg (110KB, 528x800px) Image search:
[Google]
110KB, 528x800px
>>2350502
My body isn't really that special, though...
>>2350522
Sounds nice. Wouldn't all that fall right through your rib cage, though?
>>
Im now debating playing minako since apparently I only use red eyed muses
>>
File: e1a5b769fe24b3109c730ae0c2e0eb83.jpg (88KB, 600x600px) Image search:
[Google]
88KB, 600x600px
>>2350557
So you already plan on ignoring me and 'pleasing' someone else in-order to satisfy your lust. I'm done with you.
>>2350598
Well, I wanted to see if a bunch of skeletons would fall out of you if I slapped you.
>>
>>2350587
Well, hello cutie! Glad to see you around here again!
How was your day so far?
>>
>>2350557
Maybe this will jog your memory
>Tips fedora
M'lady
>>
File: f82243388564b95c9ad6a6328fdfb48a.jpg (167KB, 600x530px) Image search:
[Google]
167KB, 600x530px
>>2350635
That's a nice joke.
>>
File: Oscar01.jpg (230KB, 862x921px) Image search:
[Google]
230KB, 862x921px
>>2350587
I see you've adapted well since your first day here...
>>
>>2350631
Yes it issss!
>He pokes her hip gently, then her stomach, then finally one of her breasts.
>>
File: Mizuki61.png (290KB, 408x677px) Image search:
[Google]
290KB, 408x677px
>>2350501
Oh jeez, I mean I'd love to but I would advise against getting into a particularly long one with me. Also, I was kind of planning on finishing up the one Anon I had before stopping and I think I lost him...
>>2350505
>Mizuki took a deep breath to calm himself down. He held his hands behind his back while he glanced over at Takeru.
Mhm, I always enjoy spending time with you, Takeru. I think Loki lurks around here actually.
>>2350550
Fuck...I wasn't trying to get horny...Th-That's all I want is to be used to relieve you and have you fill me with your cum. I'd love for you to fuck me all day until you were exhausted and couldn't fuck me anymore.
>>
File: Ravelord_nito.jpg (73KB, 500x313px) Image search:
[Google]
73KB, 500x313px
>>2350660
You there. It's time to rave.
>>
File: Asellus 6.jpg (70KB, 640x498px) Image search:
[Google]
70KB, 640x498px
>>2350639
Well, I don't do it to satisfy my lust. My pleasure is only secondary. But, think of it as you may Parsee.
>>2350645
OH! It's you!
>>
File: IMG_5300.jpg (58KB, 640x360px) Image search:
[Google]
58KB, 640x360px
It's raining blood.
>>
>>2350674
Well, I don't mean like, a several days long spanning kind of RP or anything, just something with a bit more of an established setting/scene. But that's fine, maybe another time.
>>
File: be444e24de90d33b2e27d641f8f41252.png (538KB, 750x1250px) Image search:
[Google]
538KB, 750x1250px
>>2350682
Then explain why you ignore your wife.
>>
File: oh lord why.jpg (159KB, 621x621px) Image search:
[Google]
159KB, 621x621px
>>2350678
Absolutely not.
>>
File: SkeletalZuzu.jpg (104KB, 512x534px) Image search:
[Google]
104KB, 512x534px
>>2350631
I figured out a spell for that. I just open a portal to my inventory, just inside my mouth. I forgot to do it last time and had to spend a fortune getting my clothes clean.
>>2350639
I'm not neato! I don't carry buddies in my robes! I'll forgive you, though, since you do look like Albedo with those demon wings when you slapped me.
>>
>>2350687
No it's not
>>
File: grimedto.gif (578KB, 245x245px) Image search:
[Google]
578KB, 245x245px
>>2350687
>Holds you romantically in the blood rain
>Stares deep into your eyes as the rain falls
You got a rag on you or something, all this blood dripping on your face is fucking distracting AF
>>
File: 1452557382030.png (13KB, 334x231px) Image search:
[Google]
13KB, 334x231px
>>2350674
I'm glad to hear that...
>He scooted closer to Mizuki, sensing the awkwardness in the air.
Ach, really? Hmmph.
>He pouted a bit, wanting to be alone with Mizuki.
>>
File: 55151808_p0.png (593KB, 700x550px) Image search:
[Google]
593KB, 700x550px
Do they love me yet
>>
File: ravelord_nito_by_phantasmal_horror-d8cc7uw.png (1MB, 1024x924px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 1024x924px
>>2350698
Let's go.
>>
File: grimesboy.gif (2MB, 245x220px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 245x220px
>>2350674
>>2350710
>Plops down and sits in between these two
>Pulls out a chilidog
>Munch fucken munch munch
So uhh...you guys dating or what?
>>
>>2350682
Yes it is me.. Me
>>
File: 17ea8a62597b2814666ad10feb52fd19.png (367KB, 600x849px) Image search:
[Google]
367KB, 600x849px
>>2350699
Albedo? Isn't that the female you constantly grope?
>>
>>2350674
Well, I bet your small dick is as erect as it can be now...
Good on you knowing where your place in the world is; at my feet, worshiping and treating me like the god I am to you...
Of course, you'll get one of those cute sissy belts as well, keeping that teeny cock inside all nice and cold while I play with your small, cute body...
Oh damn it; I want to fuck you so much, you little bitch. I want to pull on your hair, choke your neck, and kiss those lips of yours while I thrust my nice, big shaft into your asshole.
I want to make you mine cocksleeve; a cock sucker and fucker that I'll share with my friends...
You want to cum too, don't you? You want to cum, believing I am right there next to you to humiliate and embarrass you, right?
>>
>>2350713
Who's they
>>
>>2350727
Grimes!
>>
File: Asellus 24.jpg (42KB, 400x420px) Image search:
[Google]
42KB, 400x420px
>>2350693
Uh... because... I have nothing.
>>2350730
I'm going need to give you a name. I can't just call you Anon forever.
>>
>>2350660
I mean, I already got a month's worth of food in liquid asset from just two guys, what else is there to love?
>>2350587
Fine, myself! Trying to find Crystal Shards, hard to come by around here apparently... I may need to look outside the city.
>>
File: 803660-anime_bokusatsu_tenshi_dokuro_chan_screen03_web.jpg (39KB, 500x375px) Image search:
[Google]
39KB, 500x375px
>>2350687
Uh, sorry...
Was just killing a perverted pedophile...
>>
File: littlegrimes.gif (753KB, 245x150px) Image search:
[Google]
753KB, 245x150px
>>2350713
>>2350749
Don't worry I got this.
>Shoots the girl in the face so she won't become a walker.
>>
File: 2b14c1a49d1eea72386c0bc1ee3ace24.jpg (109KB, 600x804px) Image search:
[Google]
109KB, 600x804px
>>2350673
>She gets poked here and there and everywhere, but of course doesn't react much.
... If you say so.
>>2350699
That sounds pretty nifty.
>>
File: ss+(2016-03-02+at+04.33.25).png (2MB, 1290x993px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 1290x993px
>>2350749
>>
File: Ainz_023.png (2MB, 1366x768px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 1366x768px
>>2350735
Grope!? I have no idea w-what you're talking about! I'm as innocent as the day I died!
>>
File: run away.png (251KB, 449x313px) Image search:
[Google]
251KB, 449x313px
>>2350714
Today is my free day Nito! Let the Ashen one do it for now.
>>2350760
Hm? Liquid asse-
Oh my...
>>
>>2350775
It's all good girl, just follow me.
>Pulls the naked chubbo through the halls by the hand
I can help you get in shape with my special technique~
>>
>>2350791
they're the same character
>>
File: 1460282261700.png (296KB, 649x649px) Image search:
[Google]
296KB, 649x649px
>>2350587
>Using a character that is already taken
>>
>>2350758
A name? I almost feel special now
>>
File: ss+(2016-02-24+at+07.45.11).png (3MB, 1291x976px) Image search:
[Google]
3MB, 1291x976px
>>2350764
You missed her brain and shot her face though
>>
File: sample-a7c64288bd04f031ee95c521c5657538.jpg (173KB, 850x1196px) Image search:
[Google]
173KB, 850x1196px
>>2350758
We're done. Next time I see you I'll make sure to remove your head from your body.
>>2350787
>Poke, cursing you.
>>2350779
You're lying to me.
>>
>>
File: Grimes.gif (992KB, 500x282px) Image search:
[Google]
992KB, 500x282px
>>2350828
>Shoots a few more times to get the job done
My bad, making people suffer is an absolute nono.
>>
>>2350775
Cute, tender Araiguma!
>>
>>2350815
>mfw purple and orange drake were the same person.
I was betray.
>>
File: RibLewd1.jpg (50KB, 314x534px) Image search:
[Google]
50KB, 314x534px
>>2350834
>And now pics. God, I'm a mess today.
>>
File: ishygddt.jpg (23KB, 600x600px) Image search:
[Google]
23KB, 600x600px
>>2350815
>people have a monopoly on their characters
>>
File: ZDzD3s.jpg (650KB, 1600x1024px) Image search:
[Google]
650KB, 1600x1024px
>>2350775
Not as much as you think. Things get mixed up sometimes. One time, a jug of unlimited water I had in there sprung a leak. I'm still paying off Tsunami damages from when I opened it back up.
>>2350830
W...well I mean... I haven't never...
>>
>>2350842
There's multiple drakeposters.
>>
File: 1460430475388.jpg (73KB, 1200x627px) Image search:
[Google]
73KB, 1200x627px
>>2350842
>mfw there's more than one Drakeposter
>>
File: 4L_8oLq0uuJ.png (303KB, 674x869px) Image search:
[Google]
303KB, 674x869px
>>2350787
Oh hi there!
>>
>>2350854
AINZ?!
>>
>>
File: Loki137.png (38KB, 204x363px) Image search:
[Google]
38KB, 204x363px
>>2350689
W-Well, no promises. Maybe we'll get to do something soon.
>>2350710
(Sorry for being a shit and always leaving when you're around. I just meant to finish off my first Anon, which I lost, and then leave for the rest of the day. Hopefully we can actually play soon!)
>Loki subtly made her way behind Takeru before whacking him upside the head with her bat specially made to give people fantasies after knocking them unconscious.
>>2350727
Kill your bitch son please.
>>2350748
I'm uh...going to leave...Thanks for the teasing and bullying. You're pretty good at getting me worked up. Sorry, I can't be around for longer.
>>
File: Asellus 38.jpg (234KB, 900x970px) Image search:
[Google]
234KB, 900x970px
>>2350820
I shall call you... Alkarl! What do you think? A good name yes?
>>2350830
...Ok.
>>
File: 1460181108017.jpg (35KB, 640x361px) Image search:
[Google]
35KB, 640x361px
>>2350866
>>
>>2350870
Ainz uses Papa Bones to shit up the threads with his chat.
Ainz uses Jojo to shitpost.
Ainz uses Kallen to not be a massive shitter every so often.
>>
File: grimey2.jpg (149KB, 640x359px) Image search:
[Google]
149KB, 640x359px
>>2350875
>Grabs the bat.
>Smacks you upside the head with it and you fantasize about coral dying in the most gruesome way
There you go.
>>
>>2350875
Aww, okay. Hope to see you around another time, pretty boy~
>>
File: sample-1de223b3530da3eabae345b617e50e0d.jpg (174KB, 850x850px) Image search:
[Google]
174KB, 850x850px
>>2350854
You sure about that?
>>2350876
Now get out of my sight.
>>
File: ff6e6c8f73ed4f14127b77f23d97bda1.jpg (88KB, 600x709px) Image search:
[Google]
88KB, 600x709px
>>2350807
Oh, okay.
>Might already be a walker considering her expression
>>2350841
My mom made raccoon tenders.
>>2350854
Dang. You must have gotten wet to the bone.
>>
>>2350870
What can I say? Everyone's got a skeleton inside them. It was never much of a secret.
>>
>>2350876
Alkarl? Well it's a much better name then Anon, so I love it!
>>
File: Asellus 48.jpg (330KB, 737x611px) Image search:
[Google]
330KB, 737x611px
>>2350914
Before I am banish from your sight forever, can I do at least one thing to you...
>>
>grimes
>pac
>asellus
>link
>baron
>parsee
>nymph
Soon we will have own hg.
>>
File: chosen_undead__elite_knight_by_ginryuk19-d87q533.jpg (39KB, 767x541px) Image search:
[Google]
39KB, 767x541px
>>2350830
No no, you're thinking of the Bearer of the Curse Miss.
>>2350834
There's no need for denial, every soul that wanders here falls for the spell of lust eventually...
>>2350861
Hm? Ah, the demon child.
>>
>>2350921
Raccoon tenders? Well - I'd much rather hold your plush body, y'know.
>>
>>2350941
I think Link is kill. I haven't seen him in here or in HG in forever.
>>
File: wricked.gif (718KB, 250x200px) Image search:
[Google]
718KB, 250x200px
>>2350921
>Pulls her further down the hall until they hit a doorway.
Ok love, here we are~
>Opens the door to find a treadmill and dumbbells
Now with my special exercise routine. You too can be fit enough to survive the walker apocolypse!
>Hands you an invoice before leading you into the room.
This right here is just the bill for my standard exercise routine. Only a monthly payment plan of 20.99 for 12 months. No biggy.
>>
File: ss+(2016-02-24+at+07.45.21).png (1MB, 1302x964px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 1302x964px
>>2350941
I still can't believe its even still around. Finally where it belongs though.
>>
>>2350941
You have me too, but I won't post with my ava. Just spectate.
>>
File: lkjhgfd.png (236KB, 602x493px) Image search:
[Google]
236KB, 602x493px
>>2350875
>Takeru was suddenly whacked unconscious, his limp body laying there, slightly twitching.
zzzzzZzZZZzzz...
>>
File: All the women will fall for me.jpg (264KB, 559x596px) Image search:
[Google]
264KB, 559x596px
>>2350939
Glad to hear it Alkarl.
>>2350941
(I can't leave... help me)
>>
File: sample-250e33b28e2bb4e499413f8fbe749c20.jpg (297KB, 850x1206px) Image search:
[Google]
297KB, 850x1206px
>>2350941
(Please keep ERP and hg separate. Thank you.)
>>2350940
And what is that?
>>2350957
All undead are bearer of the curse. The curse of being undead, always on the verg of hollowing.
>>
File: Animated-Dokuro-Chan.gif (985KB, 500x324px) Image search:
[Google]
985KB, 500x324px
>>2350940
>Grinning brightly with softly lit red cheeks, she embraces you warmly and presses her lips against your cheek.
H-heya, my love. I got some free time, so I came here earlier..
>>
File: 1460692458531.png (1MB, 575x830px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 575x830px
>>2351002
>Please keep ERP and hg separate
>Says the person who drags erp affairs into hg constantly
>>
>>2350941
Don't forget Yin and 8man
>>
>>2350957
I know that, but you actually did misinterpret there. I really did mean cash, though I don't mind the other type of liquid asset.
>>
File: 4L_bLtjx47c.jpg (698KB, 1040x1200px) Image search:
[Google]
698KB, 1040x1200px
>>2350957
You've made me wait a while for souls you know!
>She runs up to you arms outstretched
So gimme gimme!
>>
File: tumblr_nr4izwi4am1s307p6o1_500.gif (2MB, 500x281px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 500x281px
>>2350892
Not that far off. I try not to be too disturbing as Ainz during active hours.
You're right on Jojo for the most part. Though I try to stick to being more IC with Kira. I'd like to use him more for actual RP.
I like to think of it like this.
Ainz is for loving everyone
Kira is for loving no one
and Kallen is for loving 2 or 3 people at a time very hard.
>>2350914
Okay fine! I might, on occasion feel Albedo up a little, and use Shalltear as a seat.
>>2350921
Absolutely water logged. Japan still hasn't forgiven me.
>>
File: xB0RfZ.jpg (628KB, 1600x1024px) Image search:
[Google]
628KB, 1600x1024px
Since all the cool kids are doing it
>I would of put Lux and Harley Quinn there but I never really played them
Now back to my date with Mika <3
>>
File: tinygrimes.gif (957KB, 245x150px) Image search:
[Google]
957KB, 245x150px
>>2351002
>Keep ERP and hg seperate. Thank you.
Oh, ok. Guess i'm leaving then.
>>
File: Asellus 21.gif (53KB, 300x500px) Image search:
[Google]
53KB, 300x500px
>>2351002
I want to kiss you one last time. If you would give me such an honor.
>>2351005
Ah! Dokuro!
>Wraps her hands around Dokuro's waist, pulling her towards her and kiss her on the cheek.
It's a pleasure to see you darling.
>>
File: 25b46540fd2d9f1d3aae87f2d769460c.png (854KB, 800x800px) Image search:
[Google]
854KB, 800x800px
>>2351024
(Alright, tell me when I dragged Erp into HG. Come on, tell me. No, show me proof instead of actually telling me. I am sure you have a screenshot of it.)
>>
File: 1460307474096.jpg (185KB, 1920x1080px) Image search:
[Google]
185KB, 1920x1080px
>>2351054
No, please, stay.
>>
>>2351048
Can I get a link to the site where you make these?
>>
>>2351069
Fuck off
>>
I'm feeling generous, ERP. Tell me a character you'd like to see and I'll do her... (or him?).
>>
>>2351078
>http://wallpapereditor.com/
>>
>>2351090
Thank you.
>>
File: 1459783431745.jpg (28KB, 801x534px) Image search:
[Google]
28KB, 801x534px
>>2351079
>she made the post only 3 minutes ago
>>
File: 616f1875851a3e9e7c93e7952ada9b75.jpg (245KB, 720x960px) Image search:
[Google]
245KB, 720x960px
>>2351079
(That's not erp affairs. That's me responding to the Rick funposter telling him that it's not the worst that can happen. Again, show me proof.)
>>
>>2351084
Marisa from Touhou
>>
>>2351067
>(That would be me. I noted about it when /erp/ had that backseat cop patrolling the thread for any loli, sfw or nsfw.)
>>2351079
>(That's a mention to erotic roleplay, not the /erp/ thread, you dumbnut.)
>>
File: TUNNEL SNAKES RULE.jpg (48KB, 565x421px) Image search:
[Google]
48KB, 565x421px
>>2351084
Act cool but is actually a subby bitch
>>
>>2351084
Patchouli, or Megumin would be fantastic. I'm still waiting on the Tamamo-no-Mae poster, too. Hope they'll be around, soon enough.
>>
File: Asellus 47.jpg (67KB, 427x480px) Image search:
[Google]
67KB, 427x480px
>>2351084
(White Rose... but that ain't going happen, so why happen now?)
>>
>>2351084
Esdeath.
>>2351057
No.
>>
File: Full Mystic 1.png (172KB, 401x543px) Image search:
[Google]
172KB, 401x543px
>>2351106
(Also waiting for her as well. Tamamo-no-Mae)
>>
File: 415e261b6054a24cbb01cf8f16d22d32.jpg (130KB, 700x904px) Image search:
[Google]
130KB, 700x904px
>>2350958
You can do that too, if you want.
>>2350995
>Would probably not even get noticed by walkers to begin with
They still do monthly payment plans after the apocalypse...?
>>2351043
No doubt, they must have a bone to pick with you.
>>
File: alex-bezhko-chosen-undead.jpg (48KB, 400x400px) Image search:
[Google]
48KB, 400x400px
>>2351002
But I am not just any undead, I am The Chosen.
>>2351038
Ah...P-pardon me then.
How goes the search for your crystals then?
>>2351039
Yes yes...
>He pulls out some souls of nameless soldiers and hands them over.
I believe you would have better luck just searching for these souls yourself child.
>>
>>2351118
(Not that anon, but isn't someone already doing Esdeath?)
>>
File: sample-5e23ce133783cfbd0d29a3165fc22663.jpg (155KB, 850x1291px) Image search:
[Google]
155KB, 850x1291px
>>2351043
Shaltear? Is that someone that's like Pinwheel?
>>
File: Hello my princess.jpg (145KB, 580x556px) Image search:
[Google]
145KB, 580x556px
>>2351118
I tried... now I leave you.
>>
>>2351120
Oh, really?! Man... This is my lucky day.
>His arms spread wide open, and he walks up towards the aloof raccoon lady, before wrapping his arms around her waist. His limbs get a good feel of the plush flesh beneath, which makes him chuckle slightly in wonder.
Soooft~
>>
File: e79be81013afbdce71bf43eef738b852.png (304KB, 700x750px) Image search:
[Google]
304KB, 700x750px
>>2351133
(They are not going to play her despite having a folder already in the possession.)
>>
>>2351057
>Dokuro hums merrily as she kisses her, hands draping more naturally around her, sliding slowly up and down her sides.
It's nice to be in your presence, mistress...
>>
File: 398e80f06499657d82a14d23df7d39c0.jpg (187KB, 720x960px) Image search:
[Google]
187KB, 720x960px
>>2351132
What's the difference?
>>
>>2351084
Toph Bei Fong or Meg Griffin.
>>
>>2351166
(Fuck, I'd play her if they don't mind.)
>>
File: 4L_3GKtbQdR.png (177KB, 666x500px) Image search:
[Google]
177KB, 666x500px
>>2351132
>After sucking up all the souls she looks up at you with her bright red eyes not saying a word
>>
File: sample-0ffc5ba6aa9ff76cf5128ee7310c4a61.jpg (294KB, 850x1275px) Image search:
[Google]
294KB, 850x1275px
>>2351203
(I am pretty sure they won't.)
>>
File: sample_cc2f44c696387c587e8ab460dc8eb360.jpg (144KB, 850x1221px) Image search:
[Google]
144KB, 850x1221px
>>2351135
She is Nazarick's resident Vampire
>>
>>2351189
You see Elf...I...
...
N-not much really...
>>2351204
Don't give me that look! Go fetch your own souls child!
>>
File: Asellus 28.jpg (245KB, 481x600px) Image search:
[Google]
245KB, 481x600px
>>2351169
So, how are you on this fine morning? Or is it evening?
>>
File: Hotarumaru (17).jpg (424KB, 870x690px) Image search:
[Google]
424KB, 870x690px
You people should appreciate the beauty of fireflies and nightbugs! Good afternoon!
>>
File: 4nbtbN.jpg (676KB, 1600x1024px) Image search:
[Google]
676KB, 1600x1024px
>>2351084
Toriel. Bound to garner a couple interested people. Plus hilarity ensures when she, Chara and Sans are all online at the same time, I tell you that.
>>
File: sweater (2).jpg (168KB, 540x720px) Image search:
[Google]
168KB, 540x720px
>>2351220
A v-vampire?! Why on Earth are you using one of the most powerful supernatural beings as a chair?!
>>2351227
I thought s- I am not a elf!
>>
>>2351245
Think you left a feeeew other characters from that roster...
>>
File: Blushing_Angel_Dokuro_Chan__3_by_hiphoplate.jpg (195KB, 640x480px) Image search:
[Google]
195KB, 640x480px
>>2351232
Ah, evening...
I-I'm fine, especially now I'm in your grasp...
>She sighs happily, giggling lightly as she kisses your lips for a second.
How are you feeling today?
>>
File: Rikka [78].png (673KB, 800x832px) Image search:
[Google]
![Rikka [78].png](https://i.imgur.com/v8kYy1C.png "Rikka [78]")
673KB, 800x832px
Would any of you care to leave a donation to your friendly neighborhood sorceress, protecting you from the Dark?
>>
File: 4L_Po1TOXVI.png (820KB, 1280x912px) Image search:
[Google]
820KB, 1280x912px
>>2351227
>She wraps her arms around you waist and looks up at you
Puh-lease!? I want more!
>>
>>2351234
Heyo, little Hotarumaru.
>>
>>2351263
Those are just my mains. If I had to fit in every character, it would be WAAAAAY too small to tell who's who; so I did my most noticeable ones as of late.
>>
>>2351272
Why the hell you need donations?
>>
>>2351272
WOOP WOOP
>>
File: Asellus 27.jpg (257KB, 849x1200px) Image search:
[Google]
257KB, 849x1200px
>>2351234
Good afternoon sir.
>>2351269
>A grin crept on to her face after the kiss.
Me? I'm doing well, just awoken from my slumber.
>>2351272
>Takes out her wallet.
How much do you need Rikka?
>>
>>2351272
Huh, a donation? What exactly would that entail, Rikka? Money?
>>
File: 0d3122e5c0a69f581b37478038d55dc1.png (392KB, 800x800px) Image search:
[Google]
392KB, 800x800px
>>2351272
Donate what?
>>
>>2351288
>not putting in Celestia 'I-in my Clit' Ludenberg
shit list desu senpai
>>
File: 16 - 1 (5).jpg (162KB, 768x1024px) Image search:
[Google]
162KB, 768x1024px
>>2351248
I ask myself the same thing every day. Each morning I come in and she's kneeling on all fours where my throne is supposed to be.
>>
Who wants to help break my nofap streak after 3 months
I have too much semen backed up
>>
File: image3s.jpg (10KB, 259x194px) Image search:
[Google]
10KB, 259x194px
>>2351297
>Soft pants of pleasure can be heard from Dokuro as you slowly grin.
S-so glad to hear...
I'll have to be going soon, but for now...
I'm enjoying my time and yours...master~
>>
File: Hotarumaru (105).jpg (427KB, 953x740px) Image search:
[Google]
427KB, 953x740px
>>2351272
But miss, what's better protection than the beautiful light of firelfies?
>>2351282
Good day to you stranger! And please don't call me little.
>The little boy bows gracefuly at you.
>>2351297
It is you!...uh, I forgot your name.
>>
File: 1392334531666.jpg (132KB, 2023x1432px) Image search:
[Google]
132KB, 2023x1432px
>>2351269
>Smiles at her protege from a slight distance pride burning in her eyes
>>
>>2351316
Tribute? what are you even into anon?
>>
>>2351084
Rouge the bat
>>
>>2351132
Not so great. I've been able to find a couple, but I think a lot more are in weird places. Including underground. Remember that?
>>
>>2351301
Hey, I'm surprised I didn't put "Baby juice" Dawn in.
>>
File: 4L_X6yFq1wq.gif (3MB, 200x150px) Image search:
[Google]
3MB, 200x150px
>>2351301
>>
File: 1360200371924.jpg (191KB, 583x581px) Image search:
[Google]
191KB, 583x581px
>>2351248
Then might I ask why your ears are pointed outwards as such?
>He pokes the tips of her ears
>>2351272
Hm? A sorceress? I don't believe you'll find many sorceries to be given out here.
>>2351273
W-would you listen to me for just a moment child! I will not be around to hand you souls forever, so eventually you must be the one that ventures forth to gather them.
If you would like, I would gladly assist you as a summoned phantom on this quest for souls.
>>
>>2351324
>The man returns the formal gesture, except, instead of a bow, he gives a brief salute towards him.
Aah, right, right. My mistake. Then, just Hotarumaru should be fine, hmm?
>>
File: Rikka [74].jpg (122KB, 850x601px) Image search:
[Google]
![Rikka [74].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fRjSQNY.jpg "Rikka [74]")
122KB, 850x601px
>>2351295
To stay alive! And buy sweets, but mostly the first part.
>>2351296
Wee wee?
>>2351297
Uhm... as much as you can spare! A lollypop costs 2 bucks, so if you could donate in doubles of that, that would be appreciated!
>>2351298
>>2351300
Money, or... your guidance! Or...other...stuff...
>>2351324
Money, to buy candy with, obviously! You can also buy light with money, so it works double!
>>2351341
I don't know what all those words mean, but
I DO know how to dispel the Dark! And I shall!
>>
File: 9d89b8f844ec63ce6b2a7ee15abe2776.png (525KB, 800x800px) Image search:
[Google]
525KB, 800x800px
>>2351313
W-what? That must be extremely troublesome? Is everyone you know a M?
>>2351341
H-hey?! Don't touch my ears.
>She quickly backs away, covering her ears as her face became flustered.
I am Youkai! Youkai!
>>
File: 959002f930553f919703e1ab59cc077d.jpg (469KB, 600x800px) Image search:
[Google]
469KB, 600x800px
Should be around for a while, looking to kick back this evening. Commanding all those koopas is hard work you know!
>>
File: Asellus 23.jpg (48KB, 500x704px) Image search:
[Google]
48KB, 500x704px
>>2351323
You are certainly hot and bothered... I haven't even done anything to you. But, I am glad that you enjoy my company.
>>2351324
You may call me Asellus, Charm Lord.
>>2351357
>Takes out 100 credits
I think this shall be enough for you Rikka. Please, take it.
>>
File: Friday 1995 Directors Cut 720p BRRiP XViD - TvFreak.mkv_snapshot_00.35.30_[2015.03.28_15.29.14].png (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search:
[Google]
![Friday 1995 Directors Cut 720p BRRiP XViD - TvFreak.mkv_snapshot_00.35.30_[2015.03.28_15.29.14].png](https://i.imgur.com/jltp1VV.jpg "Friday 1995 Directors Cut 720p BRRiP XViD - TvFreak.mkv snapshot 00.35.30 [2015.03.28 15.29.14]")
1MB, 1280x720px
>>2351272
>Makes it rain up in this bitch
I gots to make it rain!....Dat ass too phat y'all
>>
File: 1457079973466.gif (712KB, 320x240px) Image search:
[Google]
712KB, 320x240px
>>2351372
>>
File: 32a8c1c38dd82172d685b96011c0c2df.jpg (124KB, 472x472px) Image search:
[Google]
124KB, 472x472px
>>2351357
What other stuff? Semen?
>>
File: 1231937961027_f.jpg (17KB, 478x357px) Image search:
[Google]
17KB, 478x357px
>>2351372
(DAMN: I was LITERALLY toying around with how a Bowser would work here!)
>>2351374
S-sorry; I can't help it...
You just make me feel so, soft and mushy inside! Even your hugs are enough to get me going...
>>2351325
S-so happy that I'm making you proud...
I want to please you in every way I can...
Gotta go, for now. But I'll be back for you guys, I promise!
>>
File: 4L_nDfSAXvt.jpg (37KB, 673x800px) Image search:
[Google]
37KB, 673x800px
>>2351341
But I'm too tired to gather souls right now! Can I just do a favour for you?
>She gives you a lustful look
>>
File: count bleck.png (60KB, 200x309px) Image search:
[Google]
60KB, 200x309px
>>2351372
Bowser? Ha, you think ordering some turles around is hard? Count Bleck nearly destroyed the entire world!
>>
File: Hotarumaru (91).jpg (239KB, 640x773px) Image search:
[Google]
239KB, 640x773px
>>2351347
That's right, at least someone has a little respect for high-rank soldiers. I'll remember you even if you have done nothing yet.
>>2351357
You're the first beggar I know with such demands..
>The boy scratch his chins while looking at the odd girl asking for money
Yet you don't look poor at all.
>>2351374
Asellus Charm Lord? What a strange name you have, citizen. Where do you come from?
>>
File: c258e6977c33b7b273ef645b63358179.jpg (318KB, 800x800px) Image search:
[Google]
318KB, 800x800px
>>2351155
You're really excited about this, huh...?
>She lazily holds her arm apart as he wraps his around her, letting him feel that body-pillow body of hers.
>>
>>2350775
>He pokes her breast a little more intently, watching his finger sink fully in to the softness.
... you really are super soft...
>>
>>2351408
High-rank soldier...?
>His head tilts to the side, and he scratches at his scalp a little, before shaking his head and shoving the thought to the back of his mind.
Well, I won't question it - sir Hotarumaru.
>Once more, his hand comes up to a salute, as a small grin appears on his face.
>>
File: Rikka [34].jpg (347KB, 703x984px) Image search:
[Google]
![Rikka [34].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YAM8GoI.jpg "Rikka [34]")
347KB, 703x984px
>>2351374
50 lollipops? I-I mean, 50 wands of great power, thy hast donated to the good cause! Thank you!
>>2351380
Wh-what? I-I'm fat?
>>2351383
Th-that's a bit forward of you! I'd even say it's insulting to talk to a grand sorceress like that!
ᴮᵘᵗ ʸᵉˢ, ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ⋅⋅⋅
>>2351408
Oh, I'm not poor, I just don't like spending my own money if I can help it.
>>
>>2351403
>You will never fuck Chara in exchange for you SOUL
Why even live?
>>
File: kekletta.png (49KB, 142x166px) Image search:
[Google]
49KB, 142x166px
>>2351419
Kek/letta
>>
File: sweats externally.png (182KB, 608x471px) Image search:
[Google]
182KB, 608x471px
>>2351331
Of course I remember.
If I recall correctly, we lit our very own bonfire shortly before departing. With luck, it will not have burnt out by now.
Shall we go back?
>>2351357
You don't even know of sorceries and yet you fancy your self as a user of magic?
>>2351361
>He pulls his hand back, noting her reaction.
And what, might I ask, is a "Youkai"? Because it is certainly something I have never heard of.
>>2351403
Then we can set forth on an adventure la-
F-favour?
>He slowly tries to pry her off of his chest.
>>
File: Asellus 15.jpg (182KB, 500x600px) Image search:
[Google]
182KB, 500x600px
>>2351397
Hehehehehehe... well I do have that effect on women.
>She let's go of Dokuro
Farewell my darling.
>>2351408
I come from Facinaturu, it is my kingdom. Some say that time moves... slowly while you are there.
>>
>>2351410
I rarely ever get to hold someone with a body as tender and plump as yours, so I can't quite hold myself back. Sorry!
>He bows his head apologetically, before nestling into her warm, comforting body, sighing quietly, as he relishes the feeling of her soft form.
You can just... stay still, if you'd prefer.
>>
>>
File: 1fd97dbeacf07a69c64f823ce053eec1.png (264KB, 500x666px) Image search:
[Google]
264KB, 500x666px
>>2351436
What was that? I think I heard you say something else, but my ears may be deceiving me. Can you repeat that again?
>>2351440
A Youkai is a being of supernatural powers.
>>
>>2351408
Mister, Mister! Someone told me you had a HUGE dick, can I see it?
>>
File: Asellus 16.jpg (170KB, 427x600px) Image search:
[Google]
170KB, 427x600px
>>2351436
Think nothing of it Rikka. After all, I aim to please.
>She kneels before her.
Now then, what else will you ask of me?
>>
File: RibLewd17.jpg (49KB, 336x250px) Image search:
[Google]
49KB, 336x250px
>>2351440
Right away. Can you give me one of those bones you told me to crush?
There's like, five crystals down there. That's massive progress.
>>2351356
Magic? Like, legit or are you just saying that you want your dick sucked?
...W-wouldn't mind either way.
>>
>>2351436
Where's your sister?
She's much cuter than you are
>>
File: d56221be2ec06f762224e74768200052.png (527KB, 900x842px) Image search:
[Google]
527KB, 900x842px
>>2351404
Using MY troops and some mind control, sure.
Try taking over a universe, buddy.
>>
File: 4L_bd0vpg5U.jpg (61KB, 634x1024px) Image search:
[Google]
61KB, 634x1024px
>>2351440
Yes a favour!
>She tightens her grip on your body
Anything you want! R-really!
>>2351438
You want to give me your soul?!
>>
File: judging dat ass.jpg (12KB, 300x300px) Image search:
[Google]
12KB, 300x300px
>>2351490
He has 'a got you there...
>>
File: Hotarumaru (31).png (1MB, 1181x1748px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 1181x1748px
>>2351433
I like the sound of that!
>Hotarumaru reaches his small hand at you, eagrly shaking it up and down with a steady grip on his fingers around your palm. Both his shiny green eyes looking up at you as he does so.
>>2351436
...You could have told me you were poor and I would gladly lend you a little portion of my fortune, you failed!
> Hotarumaru chuckles with his eyes closed, almost trying to mock you.
>>2351480
H-huh!? How could you ask such a question all of sudden?
>>2351443
The floor moves in your kindgdom? That sounds like a nightmare!
>>
>>2351494
Yes, if you let me have your way with you.
Worst case scenario I still had hot sex with a demon.
>>
>>2351404
>Count Bleck nearly destroyed the entire world!
Bowser nearly destroyed the whole universe in Galaxy. If it weren't for Rosalina's Deus Ex Machina powers, he'd have gotten away with it
>>
>>2351482
>are you just saying that you want your dick sucked?
Would you r-really do that for me
>>
>>Sponty
Sorry about leaving last night...
>>
File: 1437370576319.png (34KB, 196x197px) Image search:
[Google]
34KB, 196x197px
>>2351500
B-Brother?
>>
>>2351490
And you need an army just to get anything done. Bleck has no need for conquering or pillaging, He only desires to remove this vile and cruel world.
>>
File: 2fee507cb7436c0ddd8503de695f0f4b.jpg (113KB, 697x800px) Image search:
[Google]
113KB, 697x800px
>>2351454
It's fine...
>She says simply, not looking the least bit bothered in any way shape or form.
I was actually gonna go take a nap, though... You can come if you want, I guess.
>>
File: Become my treasure.jpg (253KB, 700x700px) Image search:
[Google]
253KB, 700x700px
>>2351513
No, time moves in my kingdom. I don't know how you got time and floor confused with one another.
>>
File: 1456395640452-3.jpg (139KB, 618x593px) Image search:
[Google]
139KB, 618x593px
Someone sexually degrade me please.
>>
>>2351513
>The man seems unfazed at the slightly shorter boy's energy. A chuckle merely leaves him, and he returns the gesture, nodding his head in respect.
Of course, sir Hotarumaru. The title is more befitting, for someone of a high rank, such as yourself!
>>
File: Rikka [13].jpg (220KB, 850x985px) Image search:
[Google]
![Rikka [13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lOS94cJ.jpg "Rikka [13]")
220KB, 850x985px
>>2351440
Maybe your magic is different, but I was bestowed the gift of magic when the Tyrant's Eye chose me as its wielder!
>>2351465
I-I am? It's just something I've always thought..
>>2351469
M-maybe I do... But don't tell anyone, okay!
>>2351481
Ehh... I'm not sure? Maybe, what can I do for you, as you donated so much? A back massage or something?
>>2351484
The Priestess? I...don't know. I bet she's making evil plans to overthrow me, though.
>>2351513
Oh, but I am poor! Not in wealth, but my job is! I spend my time battling demons, if that isn't a poor occupation!
>>
>>2351550
I can't, you're just too cute.
>>
File: lying_sponty_by_tempopopo-d631nh5.png (366KB, 1300x658px) Image search:
[Google]
366KB, 1300x658px
>>2351525
It's alright Karl, it happens. I'm not mad at you~
>>
>>2351550
You're a useless cumslut?
>>
File: one punch.png (130KB, 319x331px) Image search:
[Google]
130KB, 319x331px
>>2351469
Like an elf, you mean.
>>2351482
Ah, there's no need for that, I have with me a more convenient method of bonfire travel.
>He hold his hand out to the fairy.
Grab on, Ribbon.
>>2351494
Y-you misunderstand! I've no need fo-
>He attempts to step back, and ends up falling down onto the floor.
>>2351562
The Tyrant's Eye?
Child, I would like for you to showcase this so called "gift of magic" to me.
>>
File: Asellus 54.jpg (182KB, 500x700px) Image search:
[Google]
182KB, 500x700px
>>2351562
>She stands back up.
I think a massage would be grand.
>Asellus turns her back towards Rikka.
Ready when you are Rikka.
>>
>>2351534
Hmm... Can I really? Well, I certainly won't deny that opportunity.
>A wide grin appears on his face, as as he nods his head up and down in an eagerly fashion. The tips of his digits sink into the plush Araiguma's sides, massaging them lightly, as he wears an expression that would suggest gratification, to some extent.
>>
File: RibLewd4.jpg (53KB, 213x326px) Image search:
[Google]
53KB, 213x326px
>>2351520
L-later. Me and a friend are going dungeon diving. Maybe if I find something I'll return and we can use it.
>>2351533
You say he needs an army to get anything done, yet you get backstabbed by your second-in-command? At least his henchmen are loyal.
>>2351550
What? Are you a desperate slut needing some attention or something? Beg for a dick and MAYBE some random fat stranger can grip your hair and force you to deep-throat his stinky dick.
>>
File: really.jpg (153KB, 391x675px) Image search:
[Google]
153KB, 391x675px
>>2351403
I really like that image.
>>
File: 330ef33915536c94e342494098a774aa.png (273KB, 538x837px) Image search:
[Google]
273KB, 538x837px
>>2351562
What are you going to do in order to convince me to keep my mouth shut?
>>
>>2351562
I can go on a quest to rap- I mean dispatch her if you so desire it
>>
File: creepy bleck.jpg (7KB, 213x200px) Image search:
[Google]
7KB, 213x200px
>>2351587
Alas, Bleck had put his faith into the wrong men. Dimentio was a scoundrel and quite the manipulator. It brings Bleck shame to have fallen for his ruse
>>
>>2351584
>She grips his hand tightly, preparing for anything.
R-ready. Let's go.
>>
>>2351587
Didn't know Ribbon knew such dirty works.
>>
File: d727a992b4f3886b2872f5dffd0aa71e.jpg (234KB, 618x660px) Image search:
[Google]
234KB, 618x660px
>>2351533
What did you accomplish yourself? Just you alone? Got separated from your love and sat around, moping?
I've stolen Star Rods, raided castles and crushed kingdoms. Now stop this idiotic attempt at superiority, I'm here to relax not measure proverbial dicks.
>>
>>2351610
I would die of laughter if that happened
>>
File: BestIcefu.jpg (152KB, 850x850px) Image search:
[Google]
152KB, 850x850px
Would there be an interest in somebody bringing Sejuani to the threads?
>>
File: 4L_G0H1qrcN.png (874KB, 1000x1414px) Image search:
[Google]
874KB, 1000x1414px
>>2351515
O-okay... So how should we start this?
>She scratches the back of her head and looks off to the side, blushing
>>2351584
You could've told me you wanted it that badly!
>She quickly jumps onto you, sitting down on your crotch while grinding against it
>>
>>2351659
>I've stolen Star Rods
>stolen Star Rods
>Star Rods
>Cake
>>
File: download.jpg (7KB, 231x218px) Image search:
[Google]
7KB, 231x218px
>>2351587
>>
File: Hotarumaru (122).jpg (9KB, 113x132px) Image search:
[Google]
9KB, 113x132px
>>2351551
Someone like you should joing my swordsmen squad! Respectful people who can recognize their positions are scarce in this odd world I don't know about.
>>2351562
That isn't a poor occupation at all! You should be rewarded accordingly to your efforts!
>>2351549
(shit, sorry )
Time moves slow in your kindgom?
>Hotarumaru has a confused expression on his childish face.
That sounds very impossible.
>>
File: so be it.png (113KB, 183x233px) Image search:
[Google]
113KB, 183x233px
>>2351659
Bleck does not claim to be great, he simply was, and will be a man whom has lost
>>
>>2351680
I think it'd be fun to trim the nails off the winter's claw
>>
>>2351680
I'd be all over that shit myself
>>
File: Rikka [68].jpg (206KB, 850x1572px) Image search:
[Google]
![Rikka [68].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UUKg8qY.jpg "Rikka [68]")
206KB, 850x1572px
>>2351584
Hmm.. I could, but you'd sign an unbreakable contract with me, just by seeing it!
>>2351585
>Rikka pushes her little thumbs in the soft meat of Asellus' shoulders as best she can, twisting and turning her hands a little.
I-I'm not very experienced, but how is it?
>>2351598
...What are you proposing?
>>2351613
Without bloodshed? Then I'm fine with it! I do need her to cook my food and wash my clothes.
>>2351696
Y-yes I should! Go ahead, reward me with sweets! Or money to buy sweets.
>>
>>2351692
>>2351693
>Kirbymind
>>
File: sample-8579d162ab7e51ca09bb0c9da2eb41bf.jpg (300KB, 850x1133px) Image search:
[Google]
300KB, 850x1133px
>>2351709
Oh nothing. You're safe for now since my time here seems to be up. I'll be seeing you later.
>>
>>2351659
Still totally watching you at a distance in case you steal any Crystal Shards, too.
>>2351620
At least you owe up to it, that makes you a decent man at least. What separates a good leader and a great leader is their ability to learn from mistakes and apply the knowledge.
>>2351642
Two words: The Internet.
>>2351692
>>2351693
...Oh.
>>
>>2351696
Your squadron? Hmm...
>His idle hand comes up and rubs at his own chin, as he gazes off to the side, mulling his thoughts over to try and formulate a proper response. Then, his stare slowly transfixes back to the boy's face, scratching at his nape.
Well, I'm not sure if I'd fit the role of a warrior... Besides: even if it is quite an honor to be included in such a platoon, I don't believe I deserve it. Heheh. Apologies, sir Hotarumaru.
>>
>>2351690
Guess I should let you suck me off first...
>I unzip my pants, letting them fall to the floor, then I slide down my boxers, my cock flopping out.
>>
File: Asellus 37.jpg (132KB, 538x759px) Image search:
[Google]
132KB, 538x759px
>>2351696
(It's alright.)
It may seem impossible. But trust me, I have the power to do such a thing.
>>2351709
Ah... it's good enough Rikka.
>She closed her eyes, trying to relax her shoulder muscles.
So, you said you have the Tyrant's eye... is that correct?
>>
>>2351709
I wanna touch a sorceress' butt.
>>
File: 6YtZCm.jpg (359KB, 1280x800px) Image search:
[Google]
359KB, 1280x800px
HAHA THIS IS THE NEW FAD I'M STILL HIP AND COOL.
>>
>>2351709
A traquilizer dart or two should incapacitate her for a few hours or so.
Will you give me your blessings should I succeed
>>
File: KirbyKSSUwalk.png (462KB, 747x795px) Image search:
[Google]
462KB, 747x795px
>>2351726
Poyo?
>>2351711
>Nice one
>>
>>2351741
>Mettaton will never return
>>
File: Chosen_undead_artwork_2.png (4MB, 1112x1280px) Image search:
[Google]
4MB, 1112x1280px
>>2351625
>He hold the lordvessel in his other hands, and the pair teleport back down to the underground.
>>2351690
Don't insinuate that I-
Ngh!
>He's helplessly pinned down to the floor. His conciseness distracted from being grinded up against.
>>2351709
Hm, I've made deals with plenty of covenants before, what does this contract entail?
>>
File: Best_Icefu_(5).jpg (205KB, 960x1200px) Image search:
[Google]
205KB, 960x1200px
>>2351704
I think I could enjoy having somebody treat me after a long day of fighting.
>>2351705
Very well, I'll see about making an appearance sometime but most likely not today.
>>
File: c24235692e9c96d74a2100abde7711e0.jpg (85KB, 552x799px) Image search:
[Google]
85KB, 552x799px
>>2351586
Yeah... I don't have a problem with it, and you seem to really like my body, so...
>She stretches, exposing even more of her smooth skin and soft features for the anon to enjoy, before casually walking off towards her bed.
>>
>>2351741
Sorry, Napstablook is the real hotness
>>
File: X1456395640452-.png (534KB, 618x593px) Image search:
[Google]
534KB, 618x593px
>>2351569
Cuties are best kind of sluts to degrade.
>>2351574
Mmm. Thank you for this comment, it made me shiver in delight.
>>2351587
Desperate? I'm absolutely desperate for attention. It would be wonderful if someone rammed their cock down my throat while slapping my face, Hurling words of abuse down at me. Maybe even spit in my face while its buried into their crotch.
>>
File: Rikka [84].png (1MB, 749x900px) Image search:
[Google]
![Rikka [84].png](https://i.imgur.com/LQUjOxX.jpg "Rikka [84]")
1MB, 749x900px
>>2351724
L-later...? I don't trust this...
>>2351735
Yes... are you interested in it? Are you simply using me to get to my eye?!
>She gasps, but continues to dig her thumbs in the tender flesh in small, circular motions.
>>2351740
W-well, go find another one!
>>2351745
I will! You have my blessing, disguised person!
>She waves her hands in his general direction.
>>2351763
Well, you basically just can't tell anyone about the visions of death, misery and suffering you may possibly have.
>>
>>2351772
Do NOT lewd the Ghost.
>>
>>2351766
Oh my, that wasn't literal. I'm talking something else. But I suppose when you're actually around for it
>>
File: Hotarumaru (22).png (75KB, 287x330px) Image search:
[Google]
75KB, 287x330px
>>2351709
But you have yet to defend me against the forces of evil, miss Demon Hunter~.
>Says the small swordsman with a smug expression on his face, a devilish smirk widens trying to hold his laughs.
>>2351729
Aww, really now?
>Hotarumaru begins walking around the modest stranger, his little eyes inspecting eery inch of his frame starting from your feet to your head.
Hmmm, you don't fit the warrior role indeed, but people who know how to listen are always useful!
>>2351735
You have the power!?
>His eyes open in surprise after your surreal statement.
How do you do that? Can I learn how to stop time? Tell me the details!
>>
>>2351770
Then, I'll gladly come along with you to bed!
>His eyes indiscreetly drink in the sight of her porcelain skin, admiring her features quietly, before he tails her, with a mischievous smirk.
This is quite an honor.
>>
>>2351784
I would smooch that ghost. I'd also suck his ghost cock.
>>
File: 806e0ef99a53a36a1ca56b1b728ce5ea.jpg (282KB, 641x638px) Image search:
[Google]
282KB, 641x638px
>>2351692
Wrong King, buddy.
>>2351700
Then you move on, past's the past.
>>2351726
Had my share of crystals already, you needn't worry about that, trust me.
>>
>>2351571
Heh I hope not that would kill my boner? my Girl Boner? I'm glad you understand. Not gonna bother you too much though, Have fun~
>He/She/They/It/420 Other Gender pronouns Playfully tugs your tail and pets you before leaving
>>
>>2351810
Nothing is off limits here.
>>
>>2351795
I'd say...
>He laughs softly, batting his eyelids slowly, as he observes how the boy encircled and quietly analyzed his form. The man felt somewhat odd, from being gleaned so closely, though - he didn't seem to mind, in particular.
I'm far too benevolent, and a pacifist, to even harm someone. Ahah... What role did you have in mind, for someone as myself, sir Hotarumaru?
>>
>>2351783
Ha! I already experience such visions on a daily basis!
Now show me your source of power, sorceress!
>>
>>2351751
Kirby!
>Huggus. It was adorable.
Why are you here? - Wait, do you have the Warp Star?
>>
File: Asellus 25.jpg (312KB, 561x800px) Image search:
[Google]
312KB, 561x800px
>>2351783
I don't want your eye! I am just interested in it as all. Nothing more, so don't fret Rikka.
>>2351795
>She was slightly taken aback from the boy's sudden loudness.
Calm down, the details of stopping time is... hard to say the least. But i'll tell you this, do you want to lose a part of your soul?
>>
>>2351821
It is when it's impuring pure.
>>
>>2351838
Nothing.
>>
_______ is my favorite roleplayer.
>>
>>2351812
Alas, she was Bleck's only love.. There is nothing left for Bleck in this world
>>
File: Kirby (2).png (218KB, 640x557px) Image search:
[Google]
218KB, 640x557px
>>2351834
Poyo Poyo!
>He points to the Warp Star, with his stubby hand.
>>
>>2351783
>He checks his black briefcase one more time. Said briefcase contains a variety of methods to defeat a person, both lethal and nonlethal. He carefully examines a blowpipe with 10+ darts of diferent effects before putting it away and making his departure.
Understood.
See you around~
>>
>>2351741
Literally cucked to death.
>>
>>2351859
I feel like you keep posting these in hopes that someone says your name and no one ever does
>>
>>2351892
It's just HG starting shit.
>>
>>2351850
IT IS FORBODEN
>>
>>2351775
Well maybe if you didn't barge in like a sex-starved slam pig, someone might be more willing to take that offer up
>>
File: Rikka [77].jpg (702KB, 708x1000px) Image search:
[Google]
![Rikka [77].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ABtZ5sW.jpg "Rikka [77]")
702KB, 708x1000px
>>2351795
Well, do you see any forces of evil around? I'd gladly protect you from them!
>>2351829
F-fine, but no complaining afterwards!
>She brings her hand up to her eyepatch, and takes it of dramatically, exposing a...colored contact.
>>2351835
Good. Then yes, I am its Wielder, though not by choice.
>>2351884
Y-yeah! Don't hurt her too much, okay? Wh-what am I saying, she's my arch nemesis...
>>
>>2351859
(You)
>>
>>2351904
>HG boogeyman
>>
>>2351904
This.
They're absolutely miserable most of the time if they're not starting shit.
>>
File: 160058__safe_trixie_queen+chrysalis_voice+actor+joke_artist-colon-alexstrazse_kathleen+barr.png (134KB, 900x496px) Image search:
[Google]
134KB, 900x496px
"The GREAT and POWERFUL QUEEN CHRYSALIS lurks in search of FAME, ADORATION, and LOVE. Mostly love."
>>
>>2351783
But I like yours! It's so big for such a tiny girl~
>>
File: Full Mystic 3.png (180KB, 283x284px) Image search:
[Google]
180KB, 283x284px
>>2351920
Can I see your eye Rikka? If it isn't too much trouble.
>She takes the hand that Rikka was using to massage her, and place it back on her person. Asellus then turns around to face her.
>>
File: 4L_m5DPb5Xr.png (271KB, 700x800px) Image search:
[Google]
271KB, 700x800px
>>2351732
>She walks over to you before she got on her knees. She grabbed your cock a little bit harder then she intended but she started to rub her face lovingly against your erect cock
S-so warm
>>2351763
B-but you're loving this r-right?
>She started grinding against your crotch faster and faster in hopes to please you more
>>
File: 0208c4d97d91ec7eb1e85611f155236d.jpg (63KB, 562x800px) Image search:
[Google]
63KB, 562x800px
>>2351796
I don't see why it would be, but... Alright.
>She unceremoniously plops down into her bed, resting on her back in a lazy position as her loose tank top flops about slightly.
... Night.
>>2351814
(Oh, I must've missed that. It's fine, but I'm actually about to head out.)
>She looks down as his finger disappears into her soft flesh.
... Yeah, I guess I am.
>>
File: Hotarumaru (75).jpg (212KB, 1040x1250px) Image search:
[Google]
212KB, 1040x1250px
>>2351825
To be my assistan of course! Sometimes a person can be so busy he can't just take care of everything he might be tasked with.
>Hotarumaru proudly heaves his little flat chest forward, giving it small hits with his little fist accentuating his position as a skilled swordswoman.
I happen to be one of those persons!
>>2351835
...Nope, no way! I'm a very treasured sword!
>He takes a few steps back, frigthened by your last coment.
>>2351920
Let's see...
>Hotarumaru turns his head around, looking at all directions from his current location, then looking behind him and finaly taking a few steps forward to look behind you.
Hmmm...Oh, over there!
>>
>>2351939
All this talk of love is freaking me out. Just what do you do?
>>
>>2351972
>He follows suit and carefully sets himself on the bed as well, laying behind her. As one arm moves to drape over her waist, he slides in just a little bit closer, spooning her in his grasp. With a small smile, his eyes close as well, and he quietly speaks, as his fingers gently dance along her smooth belly.:
Have a good rest, Araiguma...
(Take care!)
>>
>>2351879
...Well, this is deus ex machina... But let's go. Both of us. Wait, actually, hold on.
>She flies back to a campfire of sorts, taking out a pen and a notepad she bought, writes something down, then flies back to the warp star, hopping on.
Alright, I'm ready. Let's go home.
>>
>>2351961
>I lightly rubbed my throbbing cocky againt your soft cheek, I reached over to gently caress your head, playing with your hair
T-thanks...?
>>
File: Asellus 26.jpg (108KB, 435x600px) Image search:
[Google]
108KB, 435x600px
>>2351994
Then you do not want the power of controlling time. Because you see, I have given up pieces of my soul before... twice in fact. One for the power of controlling time, and for this sword.
>She takes out a red blade, it's glistening with some sort of divine light.
>>
>>2351972
>He lifts her breast a bit with his finger, watching it bounce back once he withdrew his finger.
Hopefully I can enjoy your softness more sometime~
(No problem, and have a good day then!)
>>
File: Rikka [28].png (495KB, 500x1000px) Image search:
[Google]
![Rikka [28].png](https://i.imgur.com/K6rhwwG.png "Rikka [28]")
495KB, 500x1000px
>>2351947
Hmm.. What are you offering in return for the touch?
>>2351950
If you promise to not tell anyone about the visions of horror, maiming and death you may see when gazing upon it! It's an unbreakable contract.
>>2351994
>She jumps up and looks behind her, hands ready to strike in a cliché karate pose.
Where? Where is this evil you speak of?
>>
File: 60520baa4969879e26a37866336f6c43.jpg (327KB, 760x1000px) Image search:
[Google]
327KB, 760x1000px
>>2351920
>He awes at the differently color eye. Not knowing anything about colored contacts.
My word...That is certainly a powerful looking eye..
But how does a mere child such as you obtain something like this?
>>2351961
I...S-suppose I do..
>Losing himself more to his lust, he sits himself back up, still sitting the girl onto his now bulging lap.
B-but...Don't you dare think that I ever requested this myself...ah...
>>2352019
>>2351879
So this is your...kirby?
>He picks him up and examines him up close
I am not quite sure what I expected...
I take it this is farewell Ribbon?
>>
>>2351994
>The man utters a soft hum, looking up towards the sky, before snapping his gaze back to the boy, with a smile gracing his lips.
I'd be honored, sir Hotarumaru.
>As a first, he steps back a little, then bows, clasping his hand atop his chest.
Though... Hmm. What am I to do, as your aide?
>>
File: Kirby (4).png (209KB, 2498x2542px) Image search:
[Google]
209KB, 2498x2542px
>>2352019
Poyo Poyo?
>He gave Ribbon a confused look, basically telling her that he doesn't want to leave yet. He runs away from the Warp Star, which Ribbon was on.
>>
>>2352051
What are you interested in? I've many sweets and trinkets.
>>
File: 1120958__solo_explicit_nudity_anthro_clothes_solo+female_breasts_looking+at+you_vulva_nipples.png (500KB, 888x1755px) Image search:
[Google]
500KB, 888x1755px
>>2352003
"I run an army and wait for the day I can grow strong once more and attack the next settlement that comes my way. And I shapeshift." The Queen smiles at her new companion.
>>
File: Kirby (3).jpg (23KB, 500x500px) Image search:
[Google]
23KB, 500x500px
>>2352058
>Kirby started wiggling in the Undead's arms
Poyo Poyo!?
>He squeezes out of them, and runs off.
>>
File: polt-foto.jpg (23KB, 200x200px) Image search:
[Google]
23KB, 200x200px
>>2351972
>tackle hugs and kisses
>>
>>2352078
>That pic
>Knows how sharp your teeth are
>Still wants to put my dick in it
Boner no!
>>
>>2351859
Chara
>>
File: Full Mystic 5.jpg (499KB, 1500x1051px) Image search:
[Google]
499KB, 1500x1051px
>>2352051
>She nods her head.
I shall not tell a soul Rikka. I am ready to face the horrors of what your eye holds.
>>
File: tumblr_nwbrcu9GBM1upeiq0o4_1280-3.png (63KB, 241x203px) Image search:
[Google]
63KB, 241x203px
>>2351937
>tfw this is true
I want old hg back
One where the shitposters coincided not tried to tear the threads apart.
Now it just feels like a fog of bitter hatred is lurking behind those threads. Forever two-faced.
>>
File: c3702265adfb632fa0679148667bed50.jpg (232KB, 800x800px) Image search:
[Google]
232KB, 800x800px
>>2352012
>By the time he's settled, she's already out cold, not even minding the least bit whether he fondles her in her sleep or anything of the sort.
Zzzz....
(See you around.)
>>2352040
>The large mammary jiggles as it bounces back down, unsurprisingly having no impact on Araiguma's expression whatsoever.
Sure... Some other time maybe.
(You too.)
>>2352089
>gets hugged and kissed
>>
File: bearer_of_the_curse_3138.jpg.png (150KB, 250x350px) Image search:
[Google]
150KB, 250x350px
>>2352087
>He lets him go and watches as he runs away, utterly perplexed.
I suppose not everything has an explanation to it's existence...
>>
File: 4L_7qr1IENf.png (396KB, 640x1136px) Image search:
[Google]
396KB, 640x1136px
>>2352023
Oh s-sorry! I lost my train of thought for a second there
>She started to slowly lick the tip of your cock, teasing you
>>2352058
>She stopped rubbing her ass against your crotch before turning around, resting her knees on your legs
But why don't you r-request it? Is there something wrong with me?!
>>
File: 735566__safe_solo_princess+celestia_smiling_looking+at+you_bedroom+eyes_queen+chrysalis_spread+wings_looking+back_glowing+eyes.png (628KB, 1000x750px) Image search:
[Google]
628KB, 1000x750px
>>2352100
"I can always change them, though I know some men like the danger."
>>
File: Rikka [57].jpg (161KB, 600x848px) Image search:
[Google]
![Rikka [57].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1tQoLGd.jpg "Rikka [57]")
161KB, 600x848px
>>2352058
I chose me to be its Wielder... I can't say how it chose, but I am willing to serve it with all I've got!
>She quickly pulls her patch back down, covering her right eye once more.
>>2352072
Hmm... What's the most expensive thing you're offering?
>>2352116
>She lifts her eye patch, giving her a small glimpse of the yellow-colored eye below it., before quickly letting it fall again.
Now, you must never tell anyone what you've seen, or your...family will die! Or something.
(>tfw most anons suddenly stop talking to you)
>>
File: Hotarumaru (3).jpg (281KB, 1022x830px) Image search:
[Google]
281KB, 1022x830px
>>2352061
Ohhh! So I've successfully recruited another unit into my forces? Excellent!
> Hotarumaru takes out a list hidden beneath the cloth of his jacket. He begins reading the contents of said paper while voicing them out loud for the man in front of him.
All sort of works outside war zones. Like helping me carry my equip ment, keep track of my daily schedule this and that
>He keeps rambling on...
>>2352051
>He points at an ugly street rat lurking inside an empty snack bag, after a few seconds the animal peeks out of his hidding spot and stares directly at you.
There, rigth there!
>>2352034
>Hotarumaru's interest is drawn by the glowing red sword in your hands, making him walk towards again, this time standing even closer than before
This sword, this is relevant to my interests!
>>
File: KIrby (5).png (263KB, 862x640px) Image search:
[Google]
263KB, 862x640px
>>2352150
>Kirby stops running when he realize the Undead wasn't chasing him.
Poyo?
>He stares at him.
>>
>>2352167
>I let out a quiet moan, gently bucking my hips forward.
That's nice...
>>
>>2352202
I swear you're making this folder as you go
>>
>>2352138
>pats cute ears
Don't trouble your mind with such things here, cutie. Just enjoy this beautiful day among friends.
>>
>>2352190
That so...?
>The man folds his arms across his chest, then taps his right foot rhythmically against the ground, listening to the droning of the boy, to try and take in as much information as he could.
If it's just that, then - I believe I'll be able to perform the required tasks properly enough... that is, so long as fighting is out of the question
>He gives a thumbs up, with a small smile, radiating with warmth along the seams. Truly a pacifist in his own regard.
>>
>>
>>2352189
I have this bag of chips or... um... I could let you borrow my copy of Dark Souls 3 and further practice your abilities as a slayer of dark beings.
>>
>>2352230
>Emeeg
>>
File: Asellus 10.jpg (240KB, 500x745px) Image search:
[Google]
240KB, 500x745px
>>2352189
>She feigns fear.
O-Oh my... that was a dreadful eye. I feel as though my very being was being attacked from just gazing upon it! But I love it, oh so much!
>>2352190
>A smile appeared on her face.
This blade is called Asura, it is a blade forged from my very soul. It's power is something out of this whold...
>>
File: Kirby (6).gif (418KB, 190x167px) Image search:
[Google]
418KB, 190x167px
>>2352222
>Indeed I am, I never knew playing Kirby would be fun. Heck, I might actually make a Kirby folder after this.
>>2352230
>He stares at Undead, then back at Ribbon
Poyo?
>>
File: Rikka [25].jpg (112KB, 850x1147px) Image search:
[Google]
![Rikka [25].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZL0VdUy.jpg "Rikka [25]")
112KB, 850x1147px
>>2352190
That's a rat... You have no idea what a Dark demon looks like, do you? You must not have the Vision!
>>2352234
I finished Dark Souls 3 yesterday, you'll have to get me something better than that!
>>2352244
Y-you do? Uhhm.. I don't really know... Nobody has ever loved my Eye... But it is god that you recognize it's power! It's potential!
>>
>>2352544
>Tfw you have a folder but can't upload it because imgur a shit and dropbox takes too long
>>
>>2352561
You... already beat it...?
>Grumbles something about 'fucking work' and 'only being up to the third area while this dumb little girl already beat it...'
Suddenly I feel like taking your butt for free!
>>
File: Asellus 40.jpg (314KB, 500x740px) Image search:
[Google]
314KB, 500x740px
>>2352561
Then consider me the first to ever say... that your eye is lovely, and powerful. Rikka.
>She pats Rikka on the head, with a beaming smile.
>>
>>2352167
>As she turns herself around, he raises his hand up to gently pat her head
Of course there's nothing wrong with you, my child...I just worry that you force yourself to engage in such acts with me. You've no need for these things if all you want is souls...
>>2352189
I see, but what exactly does it ask of you to do? Something named The Tyrants Eye surely can't have good intentions...
>>2352202
>>2352202
Tools would certainly help.
>He stares back at Kirby
But might I ask, What exactly is this pink....thing? It defies all logic of anything I've even known.
>>
File: Kirby (7).jpg (7KB, 237x213px) Image search:
[Google]
7KB, 237x213px
>>2352576
>I have patience man. Also thanks for considering giving me a folder.
>>2352597
>He pokes the Undead's shins, and then retreats back after doing so.
Poyo...
>>
>>2352175
>Can't stop thinking about the thrill I'd feel knowing her sharp fangs could easily tear into my flesh
>The utter fear of moving forcing me to let her tease and torture me as she pleases
>The feeling that if those fangs made contact with my painfully erect shaft the blood would send her on a frenzy
>I'm not even hard but by all the gods old and new; I want this
If you're still here next week I'd love to do something
>>
File: Hotarumaru (13).jpg (441KB, 953x740px) Image search:
[Google]
441KB, 953x740px
>>2352229
Then It's decided! For now won you might walk under my wing! But not literaly since our heighst are this different.
>The little swordsman takes out his oversized sword from his back, spinning the dangerous weapon with only one hand, then landing the sheathed like some sort of lance between you and him.
...You're taller than I thought.
>>2352561
It isn't? But it looks ugly and dirty! What is this vision you're talking about?
>>2352244
Woah! Seems like you and me are quite similar miss Asselus! I happen to be the embodiment of a magical sword!
>>
File: Rikka [14].jpg (150KB, 850x618px) Image search:
[Google]
![Rikka [14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RsJo5q9.jpg "Rikka [14]")
150KB, 850x618px
>>2352577
Wh-what? My what? For whaat?
>>2352589
Th-thank you? I think..? I didn't really pick it, so I don't know if I should be thankful..
>>2352597
It named itself that! It's simply an instrument against the Dark! It forces me to fight the creatures spawned by the Darkness, so they don't take over our world.
>>2352621
You can't see the unending army of the Darkness... I pity you, while at the same time envying you! Your life must be so simple...
>>
>>2352613
"See you then!"
>>
>>2352609
I could always make a thread and dump them there. Z
Can't do it today though, I'm busy.
>>
File: Asellus 18.jpg (918KB, 1132x1277px) Image search:
[Google]
918KB, 1132x1277px
>>2352621
You're a sword? My, ain't that fancy. I would've never of guessed that.
>>2352630
You should be thankful you've been granted such a power Rikka. Most would die to have such awesome might.
>>
>>2352597
>>2352230
Magic scanners... That kind of stuff to streamline finding these things. It'll make it basically "Go here and here and here instead of trying to find a magic source through sensing.
And... Exactly? Nobody knows. All we know is that there's three of his kind, he's got basic cognition and awareness like a child, he can eat almost everything, and he can copy powers from some things he swallows. Give him a dagger!
>>
>>2352621
>He's slightly taken aback by the swift motions of the boy. He didn't expect that he could bear that much strength within such a small form. Talk about a compact weapon of mass destruction.
Aha... I suppose. Though... M-may I request you be a bit careful with your weapon, sir Hotarumaru?
>He holds his hands up, motioning for him to ease up a little. A small droplet of sweat builds, and slips down his cheek.
>>
File: making choices.gif (2MB, 628x372px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 628x372px
>>2352653
I've actually found it really easy to dump shit in discord, can even dump in PMs too since you can just upload all the images you want
>>
File: Kirby (9).png (5KB, 465x425px) Image search:
[Google]
5KB, 465x425px
>>2352653
>One day... though, I was quite tempted to do Blue Kirby. Since that is my favorite color
>>
>>2352630
Your butt! For my enjoyment!
>He simply lifts her skirt, taking a look at her underwear for starters.
>>
File: 4L_EWHANfTo.png (2MB, 2667x8000px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 2667x8000px
>>2352216
>She slowly enveloped her mouth around you tip, letting a soft moan escape her mouth for your pleasure
Mmhmm~
>>2352597
But all I want right now are souls! And you of course!
>She happily hugs you again with a bright smile on her face
But please do whatever you wish to me!
>>
File: Blue Kirby.jpg (10KB, 240x240px) Image search:
[Google]
10KB, 240x240px
>>2352699
>You know it
>>
File: WOW YOU DONT SAY.gif (1MB, 560x414px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 560x414px
>>2352699
Why do you guys hate discord so much? it's literally just emails but better
>b-but muh circlejerk
>>
>>2352692
>I slowly thrusted my hard member deeper down her wet mouth, her throat pleasuring my length. I let out a sharp breath, my heart rate beginning to quicken
Chara... Your mouth feels so good around my cock...
>>
File: Rikka [45].jpg (244KB, 800x1132px) Image search:
[Google]
![Rikka [45].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hxgY6q8.jpg "Rikka [45]")
244KB, 800x1132px
>>2352655
I am, I am... It just gets rough sometimes...
>>2352687
H-hey! That's perverted! I'll smite you for that!
(Internet please)
>>
>>2352726
It kills the threads
>>
>>2352726
The circlejerk is the entire reason I don't use it, plus the fact that the app is shit.
>>
File: fireplace.png (297KB, 490x337px) Image search:
[Google]
297KB, 490x337px
>>2352609
>He observes as he waddles up to ding his armor
You don't even have any fingers do you?
>>2352630
Somewhat concerning...but no matter, you and I are aligned in our quests!
>He reaches his hand out for a handshake
I am The Chosen Undead, and my quest is to bring Light back into the world of Dark, what is your name sorceress?
>>2352657
So he's but a child at hea-
Anything? But wouldn't devouring a dagger...
>>2352692
Anything? well...
>Still petting her head with one hand, he slides the other hand under her shirt, to feel around and stimulate her flat chest.
My only wish is for my partner to be pleasured...so if you insist.
>>
>>2352726
Speaking from personal experience: it's a rampant circlejerking server. The admins are okay, but even one of them joins in on the stupidity that goes on, with the retarded fanclubs there. It doesn't help that the shitposting is fervent to hell and back.
>>
>>2352750
I've been smited by life already, that a little girl could beat that game before I even get to the meat of it! Life isn't fair, sorceress, it's time you learned that as well!
>Her skirt bunched around her hips, he palms her backside, squeezing it roughly.
>>
File: Asellus 55.jpg (196KB, 500x706px) Image search:
[Google]
196KB, 500x706px
>>2352750
Then allow me to make those go away my lady Rikka. After all, I aim to serve you.
>>
>>2352726
An avatarfag advocating for discord what a joke
>>
File: Kirby (8).jpg (5KB, 225x225px) Image search:
[Google]
5KB, 225x225px
>>2352770
Poyo!
>He showed his hand, and lord and behold, it he has no fingers
>>
File: Hotarumaru (33).jpg (1MB, 1000x1416px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 1000x1416px
>>2352630
Simple? You're talking to a powerful swordsman! I've cut through legions of soldiers defending my territory! And because of that I'm surrounded by lots of wealth you may never experience yourself, Demon Hunter! But that can change...
>>2352668
Ah? Don't be so scared I have full control on this weapon.
>He calmly said while looking up at your comfortless face. Hotarumaru sheathed his weapon once again behind him
That also means You'll be under my protection! But we will need a name for you if you plan to stag long with me at all times, yes your heard right, at ALL times!..Well, almost all.
>>2352655
My own weapon could've been a hint for that, miss Asselus
>He points at the long sword on his back, way too long for someone of his frame to carry around.
>>
>>2352770
He somehow survives the vacuum of space and magical doom lasers, let alone multiple swords. Let him do it.
>>
>>2352771
>>2352766
>>2352756
>>2352802
For me it's literally just a way to talk to people easily, It doesn't really take away from the threads at all and the "circlejerk" is really just some friends talking to each other without needing a thread or to bother everyone else
stop hating things just because bandwagon
>>
File: 4L_SdPzBMHO.gif (432KB, 493x700px) Image search:
[Google]
432KB, 493x700px
>>2352742
>Her eyes widen a bit but she quickly adjusts the size of your cock into her mouth.She then starts to slowly bob her head up and down your cock, while moaning loudly for you
>>2352770
>She placed both of her hands on your helmet as her face turned a bright red
T-there's not m-much there
>She shamefully admits as you fondled them anyway
>>
>>2352821
>bandwagon
I was already a part of that stupid place for a few months; I left after realizing just how annoying the people there can be. It's all fanclubs. I told you: personal experience. Don't tell me you're playing blind, and don't notice that even an ADMIN, of all people, has a fanclub, and a clique, which he circlejerks with?
>>
>>2352821
its not bandwagon you fucking idiot
the discord distanced all of us anons and we know it
but you dont understand because you werent here long enough
Thread posts: 394
Thread images: 251
Thread images: 251