RWBY/RT Trash General #48: Trains II Edition Previous thread

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Claiming Best Bunny

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MQ will resume eventually.
And since I don't plan on studying for finals, expect eventually to be within the next 18 hours.
Do do do do doooooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
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>>2343041
Crosshares is so good

>>2343054
>And since I don't plan on studying for finals
That doesn't sound smart, Dry.
Please study.

Thatcher here.
Can't seem to post on 8ch because 503 Error.
Any solutions?

>>2343054
>And since I don't plan on studying for finals
Dreidel no, education is the future

>>2343073
Nigga I need like 20% on my finals to pass now.
And most of the material is EZPZ.
So don't tell me what to do.

>>2343079
Post here?
Or wait until they get that sorted.

>>2343079
Curse the Captcha gods.

So, TQ now or is CYOAnus asleep/unable to function properly?

>>2343079
Just refreshing and begging?

>>2343079
I guess just keep trying until it works; everyone seems to be getting errors lately, and there's no known fix aside from hoping for it to work.

Or you could continue it here for the duration of the errors, I guess.

>>2343103
Last I heard, Cyoa was being a sleepy sally

>>2343098
>>2343099
>>2343103
>>2343112
Nevermind I can post now

I know it's strange but continuing JQ here really beings back memories.

>>2343153
Do those memories include the basics of CQC?

>>2343184
They include me trying to doodle the adventure of Colourful Todd and Strelo/k/ introducing me to this gem of a thread.

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Seems like most of you guys forgot but Cinder is best girl

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>>2343328
Clicked the wrong picture

OFFICIAL CYOA WAIFU/HUSBANDO POLL


List the three best boys and three best girls of the CYOAs you're keeping track of.

>>2343347
Oh boy.

>ToddQuest
Izzy > Ciel > Mel
Ironwood > Turq > Junior
>MariQuest
CINT > Beth > Laurel
Alban > Morrie > Bert
>JasperQuest
Gold > Naja > Smoke
Soap > Keppel > Dead Bird from Outpost 13
>AeroQuest
Regalia > Regalia > Regalia
...what do you mean, I can't put the same phenomenal girl thrice? Ugh, fine...
Regalia > Oliver > Crystal

>>2343347
>Best girls
Valentine > Izzy > Mel
Snails > Beesting > Smoke
Tyria > Laurel > Maya
Regalia > Crystal > Some hypothetical third female character
>Best boys
Cuddleshell > Ironwood > Pyrite
Soap > Keppers > Denim
Alban > Crumpet > Baguette
Oliver > What > Uhhh...

>>2343562
>Pyrite
Hah.

>>2343562
oh right, I forgot about Drei.
>>2343452
Drei instead of the Dead Bird I used as a filler

>>2339910
Jasper is quite literally Captain Commando

>>2343347
>TQ
Izzy>Mel>Ciel
Todd>Ironwood>Turq
>MariQuest
Laurel>Mari>deer girl
Alban>Morrie>Rufus
>JasperQuest
I don't have any favorites
>AeroQuest
Regalia>Aero>Crystal

>>2343726
>no favorites
Why?

>>2343753
Still don't really feel a connection to some of these characters except maybe Jasper and Gold and even then, I haven't read much of JQ in a while and skimmed over it before too

>>2343704
JASPAH CORRIDAH

>>2343774
Is it because he's very 'normal' compared to the world he's in?

>>2343877
Yes

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Dead thread
Dead girl

I'm irrationally salty as fuck and possibly going to be kicked out of college soon /rwbygt/

>fucking cinder
>ruby literally fucking cinder
>that silver eye shit? cinder didn't die in it, Ruby roofie'd her and stuffed her in a duffel bag
>Dildo play at speeds that cause horrible abrasions and stress cuts to the privates
>rubes using mechanical genius to build machines that constantly pleasure torture cinder through the long nights
>long nights because the only light she sees is when ruby force feeds her fucking MRE's
>without the fiber gum
>Over time, cinder is remade into a model citizen

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>2345621
You...uuuh...wanna talk about it?

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>>2343562
>Smoke at the bottom

So who's here? And do you want to go over TQ or do you want some ABP?

>>2347814
I am.
TQ is gud, I want to get that shitty talk with Mrs. Naise over...

Also, what's ABP?

>>2347814
Let's jump right into TQ

>>2347820
Why it's the Atlesian Breeding Program!

A wartime scientific endeavor to create a genetically superior hunter!

>>2347838
I want people to read this in a "50's announcer" voice...

>>2347838
Then I'd rather TQ

>>2347850
You... Nigga you already said TQ.

TQ: A not-so-peacetime natural endeavor to improve genetic diversity.

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>>2347866
But I didn't know what... that's why I...
...nevermind.

>>2347890
I want to be upset, but my inner weeb loves that image.

What the hell was happening? Oh right!

>>#######

"It's nice to meet you too." May extends her hand to Mel, impatient.

Mel takes the hand and the three of you walk.

Mel's cheeks are red, looking at the child, then at you.

You're still a bit hung up on that the kid doesn't know her dad is dead. That kinda sucks.

May is still chattering on, but Mel has taken up the job of talking to her. Though she seems far more taken with talking to the little girl. They're a lot friendlier with each other than you would have expected. At least that soon after the kid was pretty shitty.

You keep catching glances from Mel.

[] Mention that you kinda look like a family
[] Don't do that
[] Pick up half of May, she is short and she must swing

>>2347938
[x] Don't do that

>>2347938
>[] Pick up half of May, she is short and she must swing
and
>[] Mention that you kinda look like a family

Get that fluster on!

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>>2347938
>[] Don't do that

>tfw get home from work and literally as TQ starts

>>2347938
>[] Don't do that

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>>2347992
>tfw you have a stroke mid sentence

Anyone have the Gavin RTAA stroke gif? Thought I did, but I don't.

>>2347938
You decide better to avoid anything that might cause severe flusterburns and just walk along with the two. Mel seems content chatting with the girl. May keeps bouncing between the two of you. It doesn't take that much longer for the two of you to arrive at May's home. She hops up the steps, tugging a key out of her sock and opening the door, zipping inside.

[] Mission complete, time to patrol
[] Go inside

>>2348083
>[] Go inside
Law of the wild. That house is ours now.

>>2348083
>[] Look inside
Don' just go in there uninvited but make sure the kid will be okay

>>2348083
[x] mission complete

>>2348083
>[] Mission complete, time to patrol

>>2348083
[x] Go inside

>>2348083
[2]

You nod to Mel, calling inside. "Don't steal anything anymore."

"Wha? You're not gonna come in?" May walks back into view, holding snacks.

"No, sorry. We've got a job to do."

"Oh... Okay." May's shoulders slump.

Mel and yourself make your way back into your route. "I think she just wants a friend."

"Probably, but raising someone else's kid isn't really my kind of thing."

"I guess that's understandable... I wonder where her dad is if her mom is working."

[] Well he's dead.
[] Probably a deadbeat

>>2348366
>[] Well he's dead.
We won't be able to run away from Mrs. Naise for ever, guys.

>>2348366
[x] He's dead, Mel.

>>2348366
>[]He dead as fuck.

>>2348381
I mean. Hickory threatened to kill us for meme'ing her and we haven't seen her in weeeeeeks.

>>2348366
>[] Well he's dead.

>>2348366
>[] Well he's dead

>>2348366
[x] Well he's dead.
No beating around the bush here

>>2348398
Because we fucking fled the country...

We'll have get back to Atlas eventually, and it won't be a funny return when we wear our meme-symbol on our chest like a badge...

>>2348381
adding:
we should make sure we're far enough away from May, and make sure she didn't follow us

>>2348422
By then Todd will be Colonel Colorful. She can't attack us. That's treason, and we'll have to put her in her place like Ironwood did Deery.

>>2348422
On the plus side, as a specialist, we outrank her.

>>2348435
Didn't Deery knock Ironwood unconscious?

>>2348435
>>2348439
a) Do we really outrank her? Can't remember that that was stated, and I don't remember us being Colonel or Specialist - just Operators? Or is that the same?

b) She will make it look like an accident.

>>2348451
No. Ironwood takes zero damage from physical attacks.

>>2348432
This.
>>2348451
I think she just stunned him.

>>2348451
no. she tried to kick him to his robo-neck.

>>2348451
>Implying Irondong has to be conscious to put Deery in her place.

>>2348469
>the WF calls Ironwood "Irondong" too
>Deery wasn't tasked by the WF with assassinating Ironwood, she wanted to knock him unconscious so she could see the iron dong for herself and give it a ride

>>2348455
>a)
We don't outrank her yet, but we still can climb the ladder. By the time we actually get back we can meme her all we want se can't do anything about it

>b)
We just have get all the gains upgrade Penny's suit and build a harem army to protect us. She won't have a chance

>>2348455
I said "by then."
We just need to fuck a few more girls, high-five Ironwood and next thing you know, Todd'll be in command of his own airship.

>>2348549
And You know what will happen when we finally command our own fleet of airships?

That's right airship jousting

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>>2348576

>>2348576
>"Todd, this is a vast misuse of command."
>"Don't care."
>"You can't just tell two privates to stand on opposite wings of airships with polearms."
>"Already did."
>"Yeah and one of them is going to die."
>"Don't be a scrublord, Izzy."

>>2348622
"Izzy, I think you misunderstand."
"What is there to misunder-"
"They're not running through the halls. We're jousting the ships!"
"..."
"But seriously, go to Room 402 and stick your arm out the window. They need help holding up the pole."

So how long does CYOAnus usually take to write another segment?
I need something to get my mind off of the bleak future of western civilization.

>>2348668
It's usually 10 minutes until the vote closes and another 10-20 minutes for him to write it. There are times of great misfortune when his WiFi cuts out.

>>2348622
>"Don't worry their poles are blunt."
>I'm more worried about them falling to their death."
>"Then we will fly at a low altitude."
>"We are over the city we can't fly at low altitude."
>"Then they better aim for a skyscraper."

So it's a little late, but...

Todd's Mirror Match:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rwPPrxjqKY

So I guess CYOAnus' WiFi died

>>2348724
I am way too sober/not high for this.

>>2348724
It's been years, but it's still funny.

RIP

>>2348366

"Well... You remember that guy who died out on the same mission as me?"

"Oh. Oooh..." Mel frowns, then suddenly turns around. "Can you cover for me? I'm gonna make sure she doesn't just eat junk food."

"Oh. Uh. Yeah, sure."

Mel takes off back towards the house.

You continue patrol alone. The town is actually pretty dull today. It's not bad, but it does make you want a bit more excitement.

About two hours pass before Mel rejoins you. "Anything interesting happen?"

[] Make something up
[] Nothing.

>>2349053
[x] Make something up

>>2349053
>Met a cyborg boxer named Sammy and went on an adventure

>>2349053
>Nothing
This is already a shitty day, no need to make something up

>>2349053
[] "Not without you~"

>>2349053
change >>2349094 to >>2349099
maybe fluster will cheer us up

>>2349053
>[] Make something up
"You didn't see 'that'? 'That' was awesome. Immidietly after 'that' 'those stuff' hapenned too. You should have seen 'that' and 'those' too. It really sucks to be you right now, Mel."

>>2349053
>[] Make something up

>>2349053
>[] Nothing.
We missed out on Mel's cooking.

>>2349053
[] Nothing.

>>2349076
>Not!Raiden met a guy named Sammy

>>2349053
"Today was probably the most boring day that I've ever experienced. And I've sat through a Star Trek convention."

"A what?"

"...I both envy and pity you."

"Ahah... Thanks?"


"No problem."

A figure approaches the two of you. Wearing what you would closely relate to a ninja outfit. The figure is distinctly female.

[] Greet them?
[] Ask them what they're doing

>>2349717
>[] Ask them what they're doing

Man... I am drawing all the blanks on descriptive language today.

[] Drink some coffee
[] Have a soda
[] Go for a jog

>>2349732
Depends on what gets your creative juices going. If it's caffeine, than either of the first two. If it's just blood rush, than the latter.
Mine's music.

>>2349717
>[] Greet them?

>>2349717
[x]Greet them

>>2349732
[x] Have a soda

>The people working at this Walmart think I am sleeping

I'm not sleeping... I just don't want to drive to a truck stop. Aimu soree.

>>2349742
Man not even I know what flows my juices.

I mean... I know what gets some of my juices flowing, but those are the wrong juices.

>>2349799
>but those are the right juices

Maybe you need those juices to start flowing to unleash your other juices. Let's stop by a convenience store, buy some condoms, and have our way with Mel.

>>2349717
>greet them
>>2349732
>coffee

>>2349717
[x] Ask them what they're doing


>>2349732
[x] Drink some coffee

>>2349717

"...Hi?"

They don't respond beyond drawing a weapon distinctly similar to Peng. Down to the wired makeup, though you get the feeling it doesn't hold anything within. The resemblance is still uncanny.

They take... Your stance? Looking at it from the outside, you feel like you could do something about staying a bit lower.

[] They clearly want a fight, may as well provide it () Ask Mel to stay out
[] Run

>>2350350
[x] Fight

Yes, Mel with the assist.

>>2350350
>Fight with Mel
was that was that weird mirror match quote was about?
also
>ask Peng and/or Penny what we're looking at

>>2350380
Peng has no idea.

Penny states it is a woman in ninja clothing. GJ, Penny.

>Was that what the weird mirror match thing was about?

Actually, that was a complete coincidence. Someone's been planning this for a little while~

>>2350350
>Fight 2v1.

>>2350380
Seconding to have Penny tell us the fuck's going on.

>>2350401
>>2350380

Yeah, I am not my senpai.
This was just a really weird coincidence.

>>2350350
Fight to kill.

>>2350420
we can't shag her when we kill her.

>>2350350
>[] They clearly want a fight, may as well provide it () Ask Mel to stay out
MIRROR MATCH

>>2350350

You draw Peng. The figure seems polite enough to wait for you to get ready.

"Hey Mel... Would you mind some covering fire?"

"...Uh... Sure. Todd, what's going on?"

"Not sure, but they look keen to want this... I just have a bad feeling about trying it alone."

"...Sure."

Mel moves behind you, drawing her bow.

You note the street seems barren.

You hear the thwang of Mel firing. Apparently she's not so polite.

The figure drops the arrow to the ground, their hand smoking.

"...Oh... Oh boy." You hear Mel complain.

"What?"

"Today's gonna be a bad day."

The woman is specifically waiting for you, it seems.

[] Take a stance
[] Use your gun

>>2350527
>[] Take a stance

>>2350527
>[] Take a stance
when her weapon doesn't have a grimm inside, I doubt it can change chape as fast or flexible as Peng.
So that's our main advantage

>>2350527
We're dead, boys.
She found us.
Time to fact Hickory's wrath.
Or Mrs. Naise.
One of the two, probably.

Take a stance. Save the gun for a surprise attack.

>>2350527
>[] Take a stance

>>2350569
>you think one of those stalked us to copy our weapon and all?

>>2350569
I should mention the figure is shorter than you, about three inches taller than Izzy and has a distinct rectangular bulge on her back.

>>2350569
>time to fact
I good typing.

>>2350588
>>2350527
> Also stay a bit lower with your stance

>>2350626
God damn it.

>>2350626
>>2350655
huh?

>>2350527
[x] Take a stance

>>2350672
It's Jill.

>>2350694
How do you know?

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>>2350694
What rectangular bulge tho?

Also:
>Told you guys we should've trained with water-logged Peng!

>>2350715
>Told you guys we should've trained with water-logged Peng!
When? We are on patrol

>>2350751
exactly then.
Mel told us she had the task to make sure we train with the wooden sword while on patrol.

I thought Jill would wait a bit longer to force us into training, but seems like she's quick.

>>2350527
You take your own stance. It's a little weird to say you have a stance, you guess it just snuck up on you that you've learned a little bit about fighting. You center yourself and make sure to bend a bit lower.

The figure pauses, but mimics you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km3-IT-LVv8

A brick cracks under their foot as they launch into you. You can practically feel the dull reaction time as you drag your weapon to defend yourself.

The woman's own knife stops before it contacts your own as she spins towards the ground, planting her hand to drive a kick into your stomach. The movement also let Mel's latest arrow sweep over her back.

As you feel the impact push, you decide to pull an Ironwood and grasp the woman's ankle, tugging her along.

"Mh?!" She balances atop you midair, jumping off towards Mel, snatching yet another arrow mid travel before landing in front of the faunus. The two exchange arms and legs for a moment. Mel fights very similarly to the woman. You honestly figured she'd fight a bit like Chloe, but you don't get that feeling at all.

After a moment, the two of them stop, neither having landed a clean blow. Mel folds her arms. She's got an irritable look on her face as the garbed woman jumps back down to you.

You get the feeling you just lost your assist.

[] Swap to gun/shield
[] Stay with Knife
[] Change it up to a sword

Oversoul?

[] Y
[] N

>>2350712
The height, the stance and weapon, as well as the rectangle being the tail.
At least I think it's her Faunus feature.
Unless I got it wrong the first time or senpai chose to change it.

>>2350715
Smug anime faces are my jam.

>>2350824
The rectangle is parallel to her back, about four feet long, it sits at an angle.

>>2350821
>[] Change it up to a sword
>[] N

>>2350821
[x] Change it up to a sword

[x] no Oversoul yet.

>>2350821
>[] Change it up to a sword
Instead of a handguard, make it a swordcatcher

Oversoul
>Y
While we're still high on aura

>>2350824
yes, her trait is a tail

>>2350821
[x] Swap to gun/shield

[x] N

>>2350874
>yet
You know that Oversoul only damages us when we use it with not enough aura left?

just want to make sure you don't want to pull it way too late...

>>2350821
Sword it up.

If we Oversoul, she'll Oversoul. We can hardly handle normal her. Don't use it.

>>2350821
>[] Change it up to a sword
>[]Y

>>2350821
>[] Change it up to a sword
Oversoul?
>[] N

>>2350930
Who said Jill can Oversoul?

>>2350930
I don't think Jill has oversoul

>>2350946
>>2350954
I thought she was one of the few on the list of other Oversoul users CYOA actually gave us the day Todd unlocked it.

>>2350906
I thought oversoul was just something you used in dire circumstances. If that's not the case change >>2350865 to [] Y

>>2351007
Oversoul is basically super saiyan or bankai.

>>2351019
I don't know what bankai is.

>>2350993
CYOAnus told us how many people have oversoul, and got us chlues as to a few of them.
We only know three besides Todd for sure:
Naise, Chloe, Valentine
Not the others.

And I think he meantioned Chloe was the only BTCH, but I'm not entirely sure.

>>2351007
When we use it in dire circumstances, we damage ourselves. Oversoul is completely safe when used with high enough aura.

>>2350930
Even if:
We're not meant to win this fight.
We can't. No matter what tricks we pull, this is Jill.
The gal who CYOAnus said her age-10 stats were way too OP.

This is a training fight.
We fight until we lose, and we train everything we use during that fight as best as we can.

>>2350821
Senpai.
Are you coming back?

>>2352037
either dead WiFi oder Spiderman

>>2352156
Wellllll...
Anyone around?
I could just uh...
MQ question game?Maybe MQ now?

>>2352204
Sure.

>>2352204
As long as you stop when CYOAnus returns and don't let him tell you to continue, because TQ is fucking tense atm as you see.

And I still mistrust you and your "less sad..." ~ <3

>>2352237
I don't give two shits about wether you trust me or not.
I will honor my Lord and Saviour,Hideo Kojima, until the very end.
And you wirr rike it.

Yeeaaaaaah...

>>2350821

Peng shifts, her handle changing to a hand and a half as the blade extends to the only other sword you've seen. Three feet in length.

Jill pauses, setting the knife down, tugging the rectangle off of her back, drawing her longsword from it. The one thing you notice immediately is the glass-like blade. It has a cyan glow, faint, but distinct.

She seems confused.

[] Attack
[] Wait for her to get her bearings.

>>2352568
[x] Attack

>>2352568
[x] attack while she's off-balance.

>>2352568
Took you long enough, senpai.
[]Attack

>>2352568
>[] Attack

>>2352568
>[] Wait for her to get her bearings.
Have some honor, Todd.

>>2352604
>Honor
>Against an animal.
kekerino

>>2352568
[] Wait for her to get her bearings.

>>2352543
>tfw I am ob mobile and can't post my hentai "Kooojiiimaaa" face..

>>2352568
>attack
Never let your guard down is always the first lesson in training

>>2352640
Chloe told you that!

>>2352604
>>2352616
This is not s honorable duel.
This is Jill beating some sense into us, forcing us to train and get stronger

>>2352568
It senses Peng

>>2352568

You've got the chance to take the initiative, so you take it. You leap up into the air, slamming your weapon down towards Jill.

She scrambles for just a moment, swinging up towards you.

The weapons collide!

You feel a slight tug against your body for a moment, watching the cloth of Jill's outfit move towards you.

You are blown back!

Jill is blown back!

Mel is blown back!

The segment of street Jill was standing on is dented!

Your HUD is flashing! Your aura is at 45%!

You feel like your insides are made of gelatin.

Jill is slowly getting back up. The glow in her weapon gone.

You're not sure if you're done, so you...

[] Continue your assault
[] Check on Mel
[] Ask if she's okay

>>2352733
>Jill's sword is Sting
>It glows blue when it senses Grimm

I mean that's not it at all, but that would be cool.

>>2352753
Check on dogfu.

>>2352733
And us too.
We have Grimm physiology.

Oh, I wonder if our semblance could cut Caliburn...

>>2352753
[x] Check on Mel while keeping an eye on Jill

>>2352753
[x] Check on Mel

>>2352753
>Check on Mel
We can fight later, we won't win either way, this has priority

Also, Quick Check on Peng if she's alright

>>2352753
>[] Check on Mel

>>2352753
[] Check on Peng

>>2352810
And on Penny!
Can't she help us, point out weaknesses or pre-calculate Jill's movements?

>>2352753

You decide that you should check on your dawg real quick.

Mel is slowly getting up as well, shaking herself a bit.

"You okay?" You offer her a hand. She takes the hand and pulls herself up. "Yeah. Thanks. What was that?"

"You don't know?"

"I've never seen her do that... Then again, I've never seen someone take her off guard either."

You feel the back of your uniform tugged. Jill is trying to lift you, but your uniform stretches enough that your difference in height just has her holding you at standing height.

"What did you do?" She demands. Her face wrapping is loose, likely about to fall off short-There it goes.

Her skin a good deal paler, she shares Izzy's expression when upset. The dimples, the brow crease, even the eye color. It's a little awkward.

[] "Nothing. Let go."
[] "I was going to ask you."
[] You've got a chance to land a clean hit on her, take it.

>>2353172
[x] You've got a chance to land a clean hit on her, take it

>>2352884
I keep forgetting about P3N1's role in combat.

>>2353172
>[] You've got a chance to land a clean hit on her, take it.

Why does coffee taste like chocolate after eating banana peppers?

>>2353172
>[] "I was going to ask you."

>>2353172
>I was going to ask you

>>2353172
>[] "I was going to ask you"

>Comes to roll

I wasn't expecting people to actually hit her when she's looking at you like Izzy does.

10/10. You wanna say something when you do?

>>2353172
[x] "I was going to ask you."

>>2353427
"I'll show I can protect Izzy, and she can protect me."

>>2353449
Quick change "she" to Izzy

>>2353427

"Bonk"

>>2353427
Nah

>>2353427
Pre-hit one-liners are a dangerous gamble.
Only use banter once the success is secured

>>2353427
But steel is heavier than feathers

>>2347838
GOLD STOP

>>2347838
Doesn't that defeat the purpose of building Soldierbots?

>>2353627
Never put all your eggs in one basket anon

>>2353475
This brings up another thing.

[] Weapon
[] No weapon

>>2353648
>[] No weapon

>>2353648
[] No weapon

>>2353648
No weapon

>>2353599
>Want to say something cheeky
>That'd be a spoiler

+1SP

>>2353648
>no weapon
We don't want to kill her, which we actually could if we land a good hit
>inb4 mplying we could land a good hit
Heh.

Also, just because she has Izzy's look doesn't make her Izzy.
We learned that lesson from Peng

>>2353645
Why build the Soldierbots to replace Huntsmen, then?

>>2353675
>Best girl in JQ suddenly in TQ to get the TC
YES PLEASE

>>2353648
>[] No weapon

>>2353711
>implying she wouldn't drown Todd in spaghetti.

>>2353734
>implying that would stop Todd

>>2353776
>getting past Hercules

>>2353172

You ensure your feet are planted before giving Jill a clean punch to the side of the head.

She shakes a bit from the impact, still staring at you. Her eyes slowly glide over to your fist. "Ow." She says calmly. "Still wanna go?"

...Y'know... Sometimes you really hate your inner democracy.

You feel a punch square in your gut.

...It's nowhere near as hard as you were expecting. Actually... She doesn't even hit as hard as Chloe when she spars.

You blink. Oh God, all of Jill's talent is in weapons.

She apparently was expecting you to double over.

[] Bully the Boveen.
[] Let her get her weapon.

>>2353805
>Implying that would stop P3N1

>>2353810
I mean or she could have been holding back. That's also a possibility.

>>2353828
>Hercules vs P3NI
That will be a match to remember

>>2353810
Don't bully, don't continue. Let's just figure out what the fuck we just did.

>>2353810
[x] Bully the Boveen.

>>2353841
>Jill
>Holding back
>Against a man.

>>2353894
>Jill
>NOT holding back
>Against anyone

Do you really think she's been trying to hurt you?

>>2353810
>[] Bully the Boveen.

>>2353810
[] Drop the issue, figure out what happened.

>>2353810
>[] Bully the Boveen.
We probably won't get another chance to do this so let's enjoy it while we can.

>>2353810
>[] Bully the Boveen.
Only light bullying though

>>2353810
Blame the dice this time, Todd
>bully her, not literally tho
Thanks for the help, Penny...

>>2353810

>>2353853
>>2353952
This.

>>2353810

You pop her once again. She takes a step back, releasing your shirt. "You're pretty sturdy for a man."

You want to say it, but you don't need her trying to kill you later.

You do your best to avoid taking Chloe's stance. No reason to give that away. You decide to try a standard boxing stance. You feel stiff like this, but it's enough.

Jill is avoiding your punches now. You can clearly see her eyes following your fists through their motions. Her own blows are hardly bothering you. She's taking her time though, her aggressive movements slowly ceasing. She's trying to draw you into her pace.

[] She doesn't understand the Colorful Stamina.
[] Mix in elbows
[] Stop

>>2354049
>[] Stop
I didn't want to bully her physically.

>>2354049
Huh. Jill listened to Piccolo.

>>2354049
Stop

>>2354049
>let Penny correct our punches so they Hit
Or
>elbows
Show her what we got

>>2354049
>[] Stop
The longer we go, the less we'll remember about what happened and the harder it will be to figure out what it was.
Plus now we're just being dumb. She was ready to stop and we punched her in the head.

>>2354049
[x] Stop

>>2354140
I hate coin tosses for exactly this reason.

>>2354140
I mean we know Todd's aura is cyan, so...

>>2354049
>[] Mix in elbows

>>2354074
Should I be ashamed that I understood that reference?

>>2354191
That doesn't explain what happened, or how or why it happened.
Jill was just as fucking confused and stopped the fight to figure it out. It's obviously not something that just happens.

>>2353810
>You feel a punch square in your gut.
There are two places on Todd you shouldn't aim for. His core, and his dong. Those are the hardest points on his body.

>>2354140
I voted for stop, along with only ONE other person.

Now we began this, and I will fucking pull it through.

>>2354283
Why do you think Jill commented on him being sturdy~?

>>2354283
this reminds me:
The kick to the nuts got blocked by our armor hardening - but this punch to the gut not?

>>2354313
for stop before this began, that is

>>2354313
I missed the first stop by a couple minutes, so I didn't bother to vote, but I've been voting to stop the last two opportunities.

>>2354049
If we stop now, she's just going to feel provoked and will kick our ass extra hard next time.

We need to teach her a lesson, if we're already not smart enough to befriend her.

Just got home from shitty day at work and Todd is bullying my waifu.

Being Anon is suffering.

>>2354407
>waifuing Jill
that's your own fault, mate

>>2354049
You stop in the middle of a punch, Jill's own fist flying past your cheek. She blinks. She was waiting for a counter that you just stopped on.

"So what just happened there anyway?"

"...Wha... I just asked you that you idiot!" Jill's cheek puffs for a moment before she's back to what you will now refer to as her resting bitch face.

"Yeah, but I just thought of it."

"Why- You... That's so-" She pinches her brow. Even some of her mannerisms are like Izzy's. Or... Maybe it's the other way around? She IS older, after all.

"You don't know what it was?" Jill decides to just figure things out.

"No clue."

"It isn't anything to do with your semblance? You're hiding... Something dangerous." Jill seems bothered that she can't put her finger on it.

[] "I mean... In my pants."
[] Explain your semblance
[] She couldn't mean Peng?

>>2354438
>[] Explain your semblance
Maybe it was Peng, but let's rule out anything else first.
For all we know, our semblance could have channeled through Peng into Caliburn and done something she didn't even know it could do.

>>2354429
She's a good girl, anon.

>>2354438
>[] Explain your semblance

>>2354438
>[] Explain your semblance

>>2354480
I know, and I always tell everyone that she would be a precious ally and a good source of training and stuff - but she's just not a good waifu
Like, the worst possible waifu.

She's Anti-Mel in that regard.

>>2354470
Even if it was Peng, we shouldn't tell her about Peng.
speaking of which:

>>2354438
quick check on Peng. Just alittle "hey Peng, you alright there?" in our mind.

>>2354438

>[x] Explain your semblance

I want to go with "in my pants", but Jill isn't the right crowd anyway. Gotta know your audience.

>>2354536
Never know~

>>2354571
we do know.
even if she's secretely lewd - she would never be in front of Mel, or even the whole city

>>2354438
Don't explain shit.
[] in my pants.

>>2354438
>>2354518
Seconding the check on Peng.
Legendary swords might not mix well with mythological monsters.

>>2354438

"Well... My semblance lets me kinda make things do what they were made for."

"Things do what they were made for?" Jill's lip creases, her cheek raising some. "So what, you make your knife explode?"

"Nah, I can make knives cut just about anything."

Jill blinks. "You could have cut my sword?"

"I mean, I dunno. Apparently not?"

"Why was my sword glowing the same color as yours?"

Well... You did almost grab it that one time. It felt like it was doing something back then.

[] Tell Jill that
[] "I have no idea."

>>2354704
>[] "I have no idea."

We need to grab that thing and Undo+ asap.

>>2354704
>[] "I have no idea."
We have no valid excuse how we got in her room.
We shouldn't be able to, and we shouldn't tell her about Penny

also, we don't want her to be extra-careful not to leave her sword lying around in her room - since we want to snatch it, we already have that Undo+

>>2354571

Well, it's true, she might agree with us, but I don't know if she'd find it funny, or not. She could have just decides to punch us in the dick for being cheeky, too.

>>2354704

>[x] "I have no idea."

>>2354704
>[] Tell Jill that

>>2354501
>Anti-Mel
>Mel confirmed to be a Good Dog
Bad Cow

>>2354750
>>2354752
You guys do realize CYOAnus said she's not holding it, right?

If you want to do that... Now would probably be the time.

>>2354750
>>2354752
"I don't know, maybe I can figure something out when you let me hold it for a sec..."

>>2354771
No. Grabbing it without her consent while she is around is a dumb, dumb, DUMB idea.

Why do I seem like the only person understanding HOW FUCKING OP she's supposed to be according to CYOAnus?

>>2354774
This is actually not a terrible idea.

>>2354704
Add >>2354774 to >>2354750

>>2354704

Caliburn, here we come.
We're going to do this guys?
I'd still advise to buy a normal undo first, so we can undo if the undo+ ruins something.
add >>2354774 to >>2354752

and prepare for Izzy to wake up very, very confused...

>>2354704
>[] "I have no idea."


Also whoever gets next OP, here are the updated links :

Biggirlquest: http://pastebin.com/a61skWC0
Biggirlquest pictures: http://imgur.com/a/cwtJr

>>2354704
[x] Tell Jill that

>>2354765
Well, we know her mother is a very special kind of "bad" cow ~

>>2354704
[] No idea
Also, ask Peng if she's ok.

>>2354704

"I've got no idea, but..."

"But what?"

"I mean maybe I can figure something out if I hold it for a moment. Do you mind?"

Jill's eyes narrow for a moment. "You're not planning anything stupid, are you?"

"Huh? No?" You raise your eyebrow.

She makes her way over to her weapon, bending at the waist to retrieve it.

You take a moment to burn that butt into memory. She has a line running right at the top of it around her waist.

She stands back up, unaware of your voyeurism, taking hold of the blade before returning to you and slowly offering the handle to you.

[] Take it
[] Don't

>>2354954
[x] Take it

>>2354954
>[] Take it

>>2354954
>[] Take it
It's time.

>>2354954
>take it
here we go...

>>2354954
Are we really sure about doing this? It'll probably work, but using exploits to get a powerful weapon just doesn't seem as fun.

>>2354954
Have any of you realized that if she sees us with her blade, we'll be murdered hard?

Fuck it, let's do it.
[]Take it.

After this we should fuse it with Peng, see what happens.
It probably wouldn't be recognizable either, it's win/win!

>>2355004
otherwise we would just collect SP and buy it from the story shop - which is, as defined by CYOAnon, "cheating" in itself.

also, my only concerns are distrust in CYOAnon, that he will do something to ruin this. because never once did he comment cheeky on our idea.

but he didn't ruin it with Penny, when we got Penny way to soon, so...

>>2355024
>fuse it
nononono.
we go double action.
remember last time we fused something? we lost a learner level swordplay.

>>2355024
But then we can't fight Grimm with it.

>>2355004
What's more important, some crummy sword or waking up with our dick in Izzy?

>>2355059
I don't remember fusing a skill at all, what happened?

And I'm more talking physically trying to fuse Peng with it, not skill synthesis.

>>2355024
>Have any of you realized that if she sees us with her blade, we'll be murdered hard?
A problem that would come up sooner or later anyway when we buy Caliburn from the story shop.

We'll just tell her we bought the replica of a legendary weapon from a weaponsmith in our homeland.

Crossing my fingers that Caliburn has a sword spirit too.

>>2355024
She'll have her blade. We get an exact copy of it.
We're not stealing.
We're pulling our game cartridge out after trading our Mew to our friend before we saved. Now they have a Mew, and so do we!

>>2355059
Honestly, the idea is ingenious.

(Use Undo+ Following Item Retrieval?)

() Y
() N

Fuck. We should've collected more.
We'll get everything in our inventory when we Undo+. We should've exploited it a bit more.

>>2355114
What do you mean?
I'm a dumb man who doesn't understand things, what do you mean with following item retrieval?

>>2355124
We should've gone on a panty raid.

>>2355102
>FOUR things talking to Todd simultaneously

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>>2355114
>Honestly, the idea is ingenious.
>tfw I actually had that one
>t-thanks CYOAnus-sama

>>2355114
Yes.

>>2355138
>Four

>Peng
>Penny
>Caliburn
...
?

>>2355059
>Double action
>We have a silver sword for fighting monsters
>An iron sword for fighting humans

Where were you when Raiden became Geralt?

>>2355165
>Us

>>2355124
we'll get anyother Undo+ later.
This is a unique opportunity, we don't know if she'll ever let it lying around in her room again - or if we can get in again.

>>2355114
>Y
let's do this.

Hey CYOAnon, how much SP do we have?

>>2355185
Unofficial count is 6, with the 1 gained this thread. But I haven't been paying close attention.

>>2355185
Sexta.

Sigh... I really wish I could drink...

I really need a bunch of beer or a couple shots of whiskey for what happens next.

>>2355245
we can hold it off if you promise to give us another opportunity like this.

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>>2355245
Are you CYOAnon or no?
I need to know how scared I should be.

>>2355245
I'll pour one out for you senpai

>>2355114
>>2355185
>I'm the only vote
Are you all chickening out?

>>2355059
When did we fuse a skill?
Haven't been here for many threads, only caught up on the quest itself.

>>2355347
I don't even know what he means with following item retrieval.

>>2355090
>>2355350
I don't know when, but we fused sword play learner and knife play basic, iirc, and got (on the second try) a skill that made us level up bladed weapon skills faster.

and because the buy-back only gives you basic skills back, we lost the knife play learner and only got basic instead

>>2355347
I voted.
>>2355157

>>2355368
pretty sure he means as soon as Caliburn counts as "in our inventar" so the Undo+ takes effect of it

>>2354954

You feel the draw grow the closer your hand gets to the sword. As you take hold of it, you feel your body grow numb, your vision dimming as the blade begins to shine, first dim, then bright Cyan, then white hot.

"Wha-" Jill starts as the world grows dark.

You snap awake with a start, Izzy toppling off of you. "Ah!" She shakes, covering herself. "When- What is that!?" She's staring at your weapon. The blade is still shining, the light is bright enough to hurt your eyes. Izzy is shielding her own.

The light begins to die down. You feel like you were exhausted, then fine, now exhausted once more.

"...What... Why do you have my dad's sword?" Izzy is staring at it.

The blade of the weapon is a markless white. You want to say you feel it pulsing, but you can't say for certain. You move it softly, suddenly enamored yourself by the low hum it lets off with the movement.

You look around for a moment. You feel... Distinctly empty.

'Peng?'

Nothing.

[] I don't know what's going on.
[] Just thought I'd mess with you.
[] Tell her you basically just traveled through time.

>>2355439
>[] I don't know what's going on.

>>2355439
[x] just thought I'd mess with you

>>2355439
>[] Tell her you basically just traveled through time.
>tfw we lost Peng
I don't know why I feel sad...but I do.

>>2355439
>[] I don't know what's going on.

>'Peng?'

>Nothing.

Is she gone?
Did my mission finally succeed?

>>2355439
>[x] Tell her you basically just traveled through time.

>>2355439
Fuck.
What's the chance of success of knocking Izzers out right now?

[] I don't know what's going on

Do we still physically have Peng though?
Maybe the sword is interfering with our reception.

>>2355439
[The Stats Page Has Updated]
[The Skill Shop Has Updated]

>>2355470
>We lost Peng
I mean... And someone else.

>>2355439
P-peng?

>>2355439
>[] Tell her you basically just traveled through time.
I just pulled a Ringo Roadagain.

>>2355510
Penny?
No, you said the copy of Peng and Penny are empty.
Not the real deal ones!

>>2355510
YOU FUCKING RAT BASTARD, YOU PLAYED US LIKE A DAMNED FIDDLE

GIVE ME THE STATS AND SKILL SHOP PAGE FOR PETE'S SAKE
GIVE ME SOME KIND OF CONSOLATION

>>2355510
>we lost Penny
....

I guess there has to be some drawback to getting Caliburn.

>>2355510
and that's why I said we should get a normal Undo too if anything goes wrong.

Man.
I hate to be right.
Please don't let me be right.

>>2355510
>Peng is gone
>Penny is gone

Welp, I've lost all reason to live.

>>2355530
That's right. WE moved back. The real ones here are sitting in a pile. The ones on us are empty. Which... I guess means the ones we know are gone.

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>>2355510
Time to kill ourselves live on stream guys.

I knew this was a bad idea, that's why I never voted to use an Undo+
There is ALWAYS a consequence, ALWAYS

>>2355562

Yeah, sure, here's the stats page.

http://pastebin.com/2nMCB39J

>>2355632
that just means we have to go back to the time and place where we used Undo+ and they will be there.
R-right?!

>>2355439
>[] Tell her you basically just traveled through time.

P3N1's an easy fix, though. All we have to do is go visit Penny and explain to her what happened. There's no way she'll deny the chance the back herself up again.

Can we Undo the Undo+ somehow?
Surely there's a way to nullify its effects and continue the story from the original point

>>2355659
I mean if you do everything exactly the same, they'll be the same people, yeah. They're just not, y'know... YOUR same people.

Having fun timeline hopping?

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>>2355655
Kill me now

>>2355674
seconded.
I would even burn all our fucking SP and JP for this and never gain anything again.
This trade isn't worth it.

>>2355685
we didn't do too much, so even if we don't do everything exactly the same, they'll be alright.

and they would still be OUR people.
Ship of Theseus.

>>2355685
If we're still the same Todd, they're still the same them.

>>2355685
alright.
So we just do that.

no need to panick. we just have to get to that street and wait for them to pop up - or maybe they're already lying there, what do I know.

>>2355685
>Having fun timeline hopping?
You sadistic bastard.

>>2355510
How the fuck does this even work?
So, we still have their "vessels", but not their minds?
What kind of dumb shit is that?

If we had a little bunny in our pocket or something, would it have become braindead upon using undo+?

>>2355685
are they already there, waiting, or do they just "pop up" at the appropriate time

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>tfw you finally get what you want and everyone's throwing a fit and it won't last more than 10 minutes.