RWBY/RT Trash General #47: Bodysuit Edition Previous thread:

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first for little bun

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>>2324488
RIP Alban's smile.
RIP Bertilak's smile.
RIP little thief.
RIP Mel's finger virginity.

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Dry, when you're around:
I just wondered, what's that symbol on CINT's chest?

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>>2325137
oh, and also:
I think, if the symbol is on her shirt, it should curve around her chest as the fabric curves around.

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Neo

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>>2325186
Velvet

>>2325173
It's an AND gate.
It's an electrical engineering joke.
The signals are U and I.
Get it?
Hah...
>>2324600
Didn't you hear AssMoot? He'll be fiiiine.

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Best team

>>2325699
Dammit.
That's too adorable.

CINT best girl.

>>2324600
Alban will be fine, eventually
Bertles will be driven by his lust for revenge
The thief is alright, for now
We may have to marry Mel

>>2325814
>We may have to marry Mel
I thought that was a given?
Like, even if we're going with another girl, Mel has been confirmedfor best wife material.

>>2325748
>Blake doesn't have a barbed penis.
>Yang doesn't have a miniscule shota dick
0/10

>>2325699
Can I...can I marry CINT? Or at least get to fug her through Ichty when we're done with our mission?

[spoiler]And CINT lewds when?[/spoiler]

>>2325850
Blake already has cat ears and night vision, her Faunus traits are covered
Yang would never have a minuscule dick, it would only ever be average

>>2325830
I mean, she's not even in my top 3; but we've gotta play the hand we've been dealt, so yeah, marriage.

Do we exchange rings or collars?

>>2325878
>exchange collars
And get busted by a bunch of faunus rights activists? Please no.

Also, it should be pretty clear who wears the collar in our relationship ~
It's Todd.

>>2325900
Switch master race

>>2325900
>faunus rights activists
Mel's a faunus, and public knowledge is that we are too. We can do what we want

Also, I think there's some potential for switching things up in the relationship, we saw how she likes having her ears scratched

>>2325875
They'll happen.
In a very roundabout way.
You'll see what I mean.
:^)

>>2326024
I don't know if I should be happy or worried...

>>2326061
Jk man I'm not that mean.

I'm surprised we didn't tell Mel she's "finger lickin' good"

>>2326233
I don't think we got the chance

>>2326233
That's for later, when we can taste her on our fingers

>>2326024
>Have all kinds of heart to hearts
>Finally meet CINT
>And her husband
>And their children

>>2325814
>Bertles will be driven by his lust for revenge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31dsolM10ng

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>>2326590

TQ incoming then?

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>>2326625
We're waiting on CYOAnus

>>2326668
I-I'm CYOAnus... I was asking...

Ssssssorry.

>>2326682
Then the answer is yes.

>>2326625
Yes senpai.
I need something to keep me busy while I'm forced to attend my sister's birthday.

>>2326682
THEN WHENEVER YOU WANT ASSHOLE!!!

>>2326682
Then it's time to put the "Best" in bestiality

>>2326703
WHAT'CHA READIN' THERE, SPORT?

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>>2326682
Then yessss pleassse ~

>>2326719
No one in my family does that.
And if they did, all the better.
Saves me the trouble of telling them I'm someone they shouldn't want to talk to.

>>2326740
I want to talk to you, anon. You seem like the kind of guy I could really get behind.

>>2326804
Oh I'd bet you love getting behind guys you don't know~

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Just as promised. Pyrrah VS CRDL (sort of)

Pyrrah: .... I can use it to raise my AC by 5.
GM: As a standard right?
Pyrrah: Nope its as a free action.
Jaune: What?
GM:What the fuck.
Nora:AHAHAHAHAHA!
Ren: Christ man, you're so OP
Pyrrah: I know right!
GM:You can't be serious.
Pyrrah: I am serious, see it says "as a free action"
Ren: She's right Scott.
Nora: Hee Hee...Who the fuck wrote these rules. Didn't you say this was a third party splat?
GM: Shut up Nora.
Jaune: wait, what does that mean?
Nora: Hee hee, it means Scott fucked up and its all his fault.
Ren: Whenever Pyrrah fights someone with a metal weapon she can manipulate it so it's harder for them to hit her.
Pyrrah: Just call me "The Invincible Girl" from now on.
GM:Alright miss smarty pants, lets put it to the test. Since Ms. Goodwitch decides you need a real challenge. She is pitting you against the entire CRNL team.
...10 minutes later...,.
Pyrrah: I'll shield slam him backwards into his buddy.
GM: *Sigh* Alright, he falls backward onto his partner and they both go prone. Cardin is going to swing at you. *roll* I'm guessing an 18 won't hit you.
Pyrrah:Nope!
GM:We'll go ahead and skip the other two since they are too busy standing up.
Pyrrah: Alright I'll just shoot the guy in front of me and follow up with an attack from my sword. *roll*
Pyrrah: Oh yeah I'm on fire!
Ren: Careful, I'd start holding back, Scott is know to kill off game-breaking characters who threaten his game. They don't suffer pleasant deaths either.
Pyrrah: Pfft whatever man, It's Scott's fault he let me play this without looking over her or his very own rules.
GM: Alright Ha ha, very funny, I'll let you play her for now since I slipped up, but you should heed Ren's advice or I will kill her in the most brutal way I can think of.

>>2326849
Anon that's lewd. I was just trying to be pleasant.

>>2326955
it was a very poor choice of words.

>>2326955
Ah... Did that excite you? ~

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You slowly approach the child. It's a young girl, hair a deep black, skin pale.

She doesn't move as you approach.

"Mel... I think you..."

*Thud

"Ow!" The little girl is clutching her foot.

You felt the pressure on your pants for a moment, but apparently, the cloth of your pants hardens on impact.

The kid just tried to nut shot you while you were wondering if she was okay.

You're gonna name her 'Jill Junior.'

[] Headbonks
[] Cheeky
[] Just book her, T.

>>2327040
>[] Just book her, T
Last time we got cheeky with a smol girl she turned out to be a dehydrated assassin.

>>2327040
>[] Cheeky
She's lucky the armour was there; our junk is even harder

>>2327040
[x] just book her

>>2327040
"Sorry I doubted you, Mel."

>>2327040
>[] Cheeky
It's time to Todd it up

>>2327000
If I were good with words I'd be trying to write.

>>2327040
>[] Cheeky

>>2327040
>book her, T
>Booker T

Can you dig it?

>>2327040
[x] Cheeky
We're still gonna arrest her, but there's always time for fun.

>>2327002
GermanAnon pls

>>2327201
"GermanAnon pls" what ~?

>>2327040

"So when you first thought of that. Was it a good plan?"

"Grrr..." The kid would be wobbling if not that her shirt is stuck firmly in the wall.

"Like... The armed soldier-"

"You're not a soldier!"

"Uh, pretty sure I a-"

"Nuh-uh! You're an idiot wearing sunglasses!"

"Says the girl trying to steal things in those shoes."

"...What's wrong with my shoes?!"

She's wearing pink shoes.

"Well. We know they don't have steel toes."

She blinks. You get the feeling she didn't get it.

"A steel toed boot would have made you not hurt your foot, so..."

Mel puts a hand on your shoulder. "Let it go, coolguy."

"But she dissed the shades..."

"She's like seven, mate. If that."

"No! I'm seven and a half!"

[] Good for you
[] Cheek her harder

>>2327257
[x] Cheek her harder

>>2327247
Invade his Pole-end

>>2327257
>[] Good for you

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>>2327247
Pls no.
I don't want to put my OTP in danger.

>>2327257
>[] Good for you

>>2327309
SaoBro has been neglecting me in the past days, maybe this will get his possessive side back up...

>>2327350
>>2327309
>>2327280

...Christ, y'all are here as well?

>>2327367
Well, JQ did come from RWBYgt - it'd be only natural to find the JQ crew on here too.

AeroQuest starting up on the ocho if anyone cares.
rwby/res/11064.html

>>2327257

"That's cool, kid. I hear seven and a half is the age where we can cut off hands for theft."

"What?!" She suddenly looks alarmed.

"Oh yeah. It's a big thing in Atlas."

"B-but it was just some sweets..." The girl is tearing up.

"Rough. I'm pretty sure it's just for theft, not what gets stolen."

"But... B-but..." She's quivering now.

"Sorry, kid."

[] Draw Peng
[] Ask where her parents are
[] Take her to the police station. Y'know, where the ACTUAL cops are.

>>2327816
>[] Take her to the police station. Y'know, where the ACTUAL cops are.
There is literally no need to give the kid cardiac arrest by drawing Peng.

>>2327837
I mean if there is any age to put the fear of God in someone...

>>2327816
>[] Ask where her parents are
because I'm concerned, and
and
>Laugh, tell her we don't actually cut off hands
and
>tell her to never diss the shades

>>2327816
>[] Ask where her parents are
Is this Naise's kid?

>>2327816
>[] Ask where her parents are

>>2327856
>come home instead of husband
>scare the kid shitless
That will be some amount of hate not even the TC can fix...

>>2327816
>[] Ask where her parents are
Pls don't bully children, Todd. You're an adult.

>>2327816
>Draw Peng
Oh honey! Time for dinner!

>>2327900
>Don't bully children

What good is looking like a cop then?

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>>2327929
bullying bullies

>>2327929
Executing Faunus in the streets or delivering a "noise complaint *wink*" to a bachelorette party. Duh.

>>2327953
>Bachelorette party
>Todd shows up in uniform
>"Are you the stripper? You're early."
>"Sure. Extra time for free."
And the real stripper, arriving half an hour later, could only hear the cries of lust and excitement as he stood in front of the door, waiting, but finally leaving

>>2327816

You give her a look. "Now it would have been bad if I were serious, huh?"

"Wha?" She looks up at you, sniffling.

"I'm not gonna cut off your hands. Where are your parents?"

"..." She looks away from you. "My mom's at work."

"Where does your mom work?"

"She won't tell me."

"Well... What's your name?"

"May."

"May what?"

"May Ophelia."

"Ophelia is a strange last name."

"It's my middle name."

"What's your last name?"

"Naise."

God damnit, its funny but also sad.

You and Mel exchange looks. She doesn't seem to know the dead soldier's name, so she merely tilts her head at you.

[] Ask P3N1 to find her mom
[] Take her back to base
[] Police station
[] Take her home

>>2328014
[x] Police station

>>2328014
>[] Police station
If her mom ain't home, then she'll just go back to being an unsupervised thief. This way maybe she learns something, and Todd won't have to deal with her mom for a bit.

>>2327947
>Mistreating honest citizens for using their god given right to bully faunus
You're everything wrong with society

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>>2328014
>[] Ask P3N1 to find her mom
We're going to have this talk eventually with Mrs. Naise...

>>2328014
Wait.
Isn't Naisette like, 19?

>>2328075
...Fuck, you're right.

[spoiler]I didn't think that through completely. She's now 25. NOBODY QUESTION HOW SHE SUDDENLY GOT OLDER.[/spoiler]

>>2328014
>"Ophelia is a strange last name."
says Mr. Colorful...

>>2328014
Seconding >>2328048
[x] Ask P3N1 to find her mom

>>2328088
Ah, happens to me all the time

>>2328088
Hah! Well I-
>Dubs
Damn you, senpai!
It's fine though,I am also guilty of such things.
I retconned Felicia Brown's age to 42.

>>2328088
I didn't even question it. I just assumed Naise was as bad as Izzy's dad.

>>2327257
[x] Good for you

>>2328168
Who never conceived a child through raping a kid cow faunus, as we know.

>>2328014

"Alright, we're gonna head to the station and they're gonna find your mom."

"...Whatever."

"What's with the attitude?"

"It's not like it matters. She's just gonna yell at me then go back to work."

"This isn't the first time you've done this, is it?" You ask as you tug Mel's arrow from the wall, holding the girl's shoulder, handing it to her.

"Ah I usedta steal little stuff too." Mel comments.

"Not surprising." The young girl scoffs.

"...What's that supposed to mean?"

"You know what it means, furry."

"Say that again, kid."

[] Bonk the girl, that's inappropriate
[] Bonk Mel, she should know better than trying to fight a kid
[] Bonk them both for those reasons.
[] Interrupt the argument and get going.

>>2328309
[x] bonk both of them

>>2328309
[] Bonk Mel now; explain the little thief was raised by a dead racist later

>>2328309
Bonk the kid.
And by bonk the kid, I mean kick her. Like Vanilla Ice on Iggy kinda kicking.

>>2328309
[x] Bonk them both for those reasons.

>>2328309
Can we go back on that hand cutting and draw Peng please?
...no?
Bummer.
>[] Bonk the girl, that's inappropriate

Alternative:
"Wanna go where your papa went?"

>>2328309
>[] Bonk them both for those reasons.

>>2328309
>[] Bonk them both for those reasons.

>>2328309
>[] Bonk them both for those reasons.
I know I'm late and it won anyways, but I wanna vote too.
>tfw three CYOAs at once

>>2328309
>[x] Bonk them both for those reasons.

>>2328309
Damn you, Spiderman!

>tfw can't even post on 8ch
Keeps giving me various errors every time I try to do the CAPTCHA
It's a shame, I really wanted to participate in AeroQuest

>>2329073
I'm sorry anon. I hope it starts working for you.

>>2328309

You chop Mel between the ears.

"Ah! Hey!"

"Hah! Serves you ri-" You chop the kid as well. "Ow!" She puts her hands on her head to shield herself.

"Both of you can stop that."

"She started it!" Mel complains

"She's seven."

"Why'd you bonk me then!?" The child complains at you.

"Because you said something rude."

"You're not my dad!"

[] "Not yet."
[] "Manners aren't just something for parents to teach."
[] "I knew your dad."

>>2329261
>[] "Manners aren't just something for parents to teach."

"Not yet".
Seriously?
We have a girl we want to fuck with us. Don't say something like that.
Apart from it being just terrible.

>>2329261
Well your dad's dead and I'm not. Shows what he knew.

>>2329261
[x] Manners aren't just something for parents to teach

>>2329261
[] "Manners aren't just something for parents to teach."
>>2329306
It's not a threat or a burn; it's just a reasonable warning

>>2329261
>[] "Manners aren't just something for parents to teach."

As long as you're not of a race they hate, some racists are the nicest people.

#NotAllNazis

>>2329597
Hey Nazis were cool until they tried to take the Motherland.
>inb4 but muh 6 gorrillion sheckels

>>2329597
#FaunusLivesMatter

>>2329306
Anon. You must understand, I do not encourage or discourage any option.

Like... The line for me in horrible shit you can do is really far down. Occasionally I'll put in an option that might be a bit out there just because I want to make sure you guys realize it IS an OPTION. Even if you don't wanna take it.

>>2329636
#AllLivesMatter

>>2329648
#ExceptSao'sApparently

>>2329662
#FoxDie

>>2329306
But I don't want to just fuck with Mel, I want to marry Mel.

>>2329647
Sshh, you don't need to justify it.
You gave us the option to shag the knife.
You're perfect, honey.

>>2329672
#SaoBrowasright

>>2329731
#Whyarewestillusingoctotrophes?

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>>2329636

>>2329261
[x] "Manners aren't just something for parents to teach."

>>2329261

"I'm not, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna let you think it's okay to talk that way to people."

"..." She just looks at the ground.

You arrive at the police station.

"Name." The guard asks as you enter. The station is pretty empty.

"Uh... Todd. Todd Colorful."

"...The kid's name." The officer pinches his brow.

"Oh. May O. Naise." You had to.

The officer nods. "Lost child?"

[] Theft, actually
[] Yeah, lost.

>>2330003
[x] Yeah, lost.

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>>2330003
FUCK I just got it

>>2330003
[x] Yeah, lost.

>>2330003
Theft.
Criminal scum.

>>2330003
>Yeah, lost.
>that name
I don't know if I should hate Papa Naise a bit less for that...

>>2330003
"A little lost, a little attempted robbery."

>>2330003
>[] Yeah, lost.

>>2330044
>>2330033
>>2330022
>>2329922
Lookit all dem triple dubs.

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>>2330078
Looking.

>>2330003
>[] Yeah, lost.
Everyone was a dumb kid once.

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>>2330098
Killing myself.

>>2330108
Take me with you.

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>>2330108
You tried.

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>>2330138
At least I'll never be inferior to the Weissposters.

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>>2330155

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>>2330177

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>>2330189
Well, that's embarrassing.
I should stop again.
Someone should also try and find the Nora septs on /co/ in the archive. That was a good post.

>>2330003

You look down at her. "She's just lost."

She blinks, looking up at you.

"Alright. Does she know her address?"

"I do." She responds.

"Alright. I'll take it down and give your parents a call to come pick you up."

"She's working."

"It's not like we can just drop you off at home alone, little lady."

[] Offer to escort her home
[] Back to patrol

>>2330318
>[] Offer to escort her home

>>2330318
>[] Offer to escort her home
but say we're on patrol so he says it's okay, so we don't get shit for not doing our job.

>>2330318
[x] Back to patrol

Enjoy the shit kid, officer.

>>2330333
soon.

Where'd everyone go?

>>2330318
>[] Back to patrol
Your problem now, Officer Friendly.

>>2330318
>[] Offer to escort her home

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>>2330384
im wondering, since we're the off topic, maybe i could greentext here?

>>2330420
Go ahead

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>>2330432
>all this time ive been banned for greentext
>only discover the trash now
I am home.

>>2330384
Probably just most people going to sleep. It is going on midnight or later in half the US.

>>2330420
that's what RWBYgt was made for originally.
comfy place for comfy people

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>>2330470
still pretty comfy
posting edit of a drawfriends velvet

What happened in the Mari and Toddquest? I've been gone for a long time. Last I remember from Mariquest was when the ishtar stuff first started and Todd was throwing balls with Ruby.

>>2330642
o-oh...oh boy.

The most important things, not chroological:
Todd
>We fucked Izzy after her trying to get us to fuck her for 20 minutes
>we learned Chloe is also from earth

Mari
>Alban like-likes us.
>Laurel like-likes us
>Tyria likes to dom us
>We shot Alban down at a date after we kissed
>we're having a super, SUPER annoying eldritch one names Arse in our head

>>2330318

"I think our patrol route will cover where she lives. We could get her home."

"You sure? It's not like we can't handle it."

"Yeah, it's fine. We can make sure she gets inside and stays inside."

"Huh... Well, alright." He quickly scribbles something down.

You walk the girl outside. "Well? You know where you live, right?"

"Yeah... It's a few miles away."

The girl slowly puts her hand in yours. "You're cooler than you look, mister"

[] No hand holding
[] Fine, hand holding

>>2330684
>Tyria likes to dom us
Oh baby!

>We shot Alban down at a date after we kissed
Why must you hurt him so?

>>2330713
[x] No hand holding

>>2330713
>[] Fine, hand holding
Finally a bit of recognition.

>>2330713
[x] Fine, hand holding

>>2330713
>[] Fine, hand holding
A hand being held is a hand not in our wallet

>>2330713
>fine, hand holding
D-did we get ourselves a racist Snails?

>>2330717
Well that's...k-kinda my fault?
We had a date, everything went fine, we asked himto kiss us,we kissed him back and fell onto him, then Dry went to sleep on the decision to kiss him back and help him up ...

then I voiced that I wasn't feeling well with the decision, and changed my vote to saying that we're sorry, but this wouldn't work.

Which prompted Dry to make an extended vote were Arse gave us the option to "let him down as softly as possible".
Which then attracted some non-Alban fags who didn't vote earlier during the date to cote, which, including me changing my "sorry" to that Arse-vote got the majority...

I'm really sorry but..I-I actually feel better with this vote..

>>2330713
>[] No hand holding
I'd rather not loose this hand the moment we run into her mother who just happens to be home right now.

>Holding hands with a girl you just met
>In front of another girl who wants to hold your hand
>Also she's underage

God damn, guys. You're super lewd.

>>2330758
lose, fuck.

>>2330763
And people were mad at me for misinterpreting "toys" in JillQuest.

>>2330769
>Wife to a normal soldier

Are you seriously concerned? You're not the BEST hunter, but you're still a hunter in training.

>>2330763
hmmm...

>>2330713
add to >>2330750
>look to Mel and ask if she also wants to hold hands

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>>2330750
I hope you're really happy with yourself. Any smile Alban makes from now on is going to be fake

>>2330763
You never held a kid's hand to escort them somewhere? Aside from carrying them, that's like the only way to stop them from wandering off.

>>2330786
>wanting to risk it anyways
You don't play with a mama bear's cub in front of her, no matter how strong of a gun you got with you.

>>2330750
You stopped me from getting invested in another quest, so thanks I guess.

>>2330799
>>2330823
>tfw Rufus told us people would overreact
>I didn't know he meant the players

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>>2330823
>>2330799

>>2330713

You close your hand on the girl's own.

"At least somebody recognizes greatness." You give Mel a look. She immediately turns her nose up from you.

Your hand is tugged bit. "This way! You're gonna like my house. There are all kinds of snacks."

"Why did you go out to steal festival food if you have all kinds of snacks?"

"Dad promised he'd take me. Mom won't give me any money to go myself since we're waiting for him to come back from his trip, but I wanna go anyway. Not my fault he's taking too long. He just will have to hear my story about how much junk food I got to eat without him."

[] Oh... Alright...
[] About that...
[] Say nothing
[] Offer to take her to the proper festival grounds once you're off work

>>2330920
[x] Say nothing.

>>2330920
>[] Say nothing
Literally not our fault he wasn't good enough to survive.
Probably Peng's fault the Grimm were there in the first place, but not Todd's.

>>2330920
>Say nothing

>>2330940
It was Todd's fault because we peered into the hivemind ealier

>>2330940
Anon. Are you trying to convince me or yourself?

>>2330946
Which wouldn't have happened without Peng.
She's still the reason he died.

>>2330956
You. I'm already convinced Peng's at fault for everything that goes wrong and needs to go.

Which reminds me, we still need to ask Penny to monitor Jill so we can swipe Caliburn.

>>2330920
>[] Oh... Alright...
>>2330940
Why are you such a shit, anon?

>>2330994
Why are you trying to convince me? Nigga I wrote it. I know whose fault it is.

>>2330958
Flawless logic.
Clearly, not the US government is responsible for the atomic bombs dropping on japan, but the bombs are...

>>2330940
then it's also Izzy's fault, because she gave us Peng.
And Todd's fault, because he asked for Peng.
And your fault, because you didn't chose the mercanry route, which would've prevented us from meeting Izzy and getting Peng
And of course CYOAnus' fault, because he writes everything...

You see what your problem there is, mate?

>>2331035
>It actively is ALWAYS my fault because I write it

I mean I'm ready to accept that, actually.

I'm entirely comfortable making orphans.

>>2331018
Well, you asked "me or yourself" and I'm not trying to convince myself.

>>2331025
Peng is not the bomb in that scenario. She would be the US. The bomb would be the Grimm. Japan would be Naise.

>>2331035
That I'm the only one who's constantly trying to remove Peng?

>>2331046
That your hatred towards Peng starts to delve into irrational levels where you shit on every bit of reasoning just because you don't want Peng.

It's getting unhealthily fanatic...

>>2330920

You clam up a bit, walking along with her.

May doesn't seem to notice, happily chattering about how she wants to be a pilot.

"One of daddy's friends is a pilot! She's really cool!" Apparently your presence alone is enough to get her wound up, because she is just. Still. Talking. Is this what being a parent is like?

"Hey, lady!" She calls around you towards Mel.

"...What?"

"Wanna hold my other hand? You look sad."

"..." Mel looks at you.

Aside from the name calling, May doesn't seem to harbor any kind of animosity towards Mel.

[] "Well, you heard the munchkin."
[] "You hurt her feelings earlier, you should apologize first before you ask her to hold your hand."

>>2331074
I'm not saying Izzy isn't to blame for giving her to us.
I'm not saying Todd isn't to blame for wanting/keeping her.
But she is the source of nearly everything that goes wrong and should have been thrown in the incinerator the first time we had the chance.

>>2331104
>[] "You hurt her feelings earlier, you should apologize first before you ask her to hold your hand."

>>2331046
>Peng is not the bomb in that scenario.

Yes she is, you didn't understand my comparison.

In the regard of us glaring into the hivemind, it's just like using an inanimate weapon - because Peng couldn't actively hinder us from doing so.

And she can't be responsible for something she could only prevent by nonexisting when she also couldn't even prevent existing.

That's like blaming a bomb for getting dropped.
You can blame the one ordering the drop. The one flying the plane. The one building the bomb. Even the one developing the technology to build the bomb despite saying not to use it as a bomb.

But you cannot blame the bomb.
Because the bomb is the only thing in that relationship that can do jack shit against its own drop.

>>2331104
>[] "You hurt her feelings earlier, you should apologize first before you ask her to hold your hand."

>>2331104
>[] "You hurt her feelings earlier, you should apologize first before you ask her to hold your hand."

>>2331104
>[] "You hurt her feelings earlier, you should apologize first before you ask her to hold your hand."

>>2331104
[x] You hurt her feelings earlier, you should apologize

>>2331104
[x] "You hurt her feelings earlier, you should apologize first before you ask her to hold your hand."

>>2331104

"You said something very mean before. You should apologize for that first."

"...But isn't it the truth? Why should I apologize for that?"

"You can't know the truth about someone you just met."

"What do you mean? Of course you can."

"You might know what something is, but you can't know who someone is."

"...Oh." She tilts her head, confused.

You squat down to her level. "Try this: What is my favorite food?"

"...Ice cream."

"Nope."

"...How should I know? Also you're weird for not liking ice cream."

"That's the point. You don't know. You'd have to ask me."

"...What's your favorite food?"

[] Steak
[] Pizza
[] Apples
[] Cherries
[] Ice cream

>>2331203
>Cherries
Subtle.

>>2331203
>[] Pizza
You just HAD to give us the option of ice cream, didn't you. It's so tempting

>>2331203
Spaghetti à la Greene.

>>2331203
>[] Steak
Captcha was also Steaks

>>2331203
Steak a best

>>2331203
[x] Steak

>>2331224
Heavy cream wet dream, anon.

>>2331223
I have no idea what you're talking about, anon~

>>2331302
Don't play coy with me, sempai~

>>2331110
>But she is the source of nearly everything that goes wrong
Oh, like the grimm eating us at the beginning?
Or the Death Stalker invading at the beginning?
Or us cutting off a poor boy's foot?
Or us getting beaten up by Chloe and getting our ribs replaced?
Or us getting excluded from the evaluation matches?
Or us getting taken advantage of by Ciel?
Or us getting lied to by Izzy over and over again?
Or us almost getting falsely accused for stealing a paladin?
Or us getting pissed on?
Or us getting captured by the WF?
Or us bringing an assassin to Papa Ironwood?
Or us being an asshole towards Izzy, Mel, Lynette and Ciel.
Or Jill?

The only things that went wrong where Peng is even faintly responsible are:
We getting stabbed in the back by Izzy.
We fainting at the bathroom and getting violated by the doc.
We almost dying to a Liar.
Naise getting killed.

And in all of those cases, Todd and, except one time, at least one other person are also responsible - and moreso than Peng:
Ciel took advantage of us, we told Izzy about it and, most importantly, we tried to solve the conflict without wanting any conflict and bringing us between Izzy and Ciel.
We chose to give Peng our blood and the doc chose to suck us off.
We chose to look into the hivemind, chose to go into a giant crowd of Grimm instead back to the others and we chose to meme the big bad grimm.
We chose to look into the hivemind, chose to go into a giant crowd of Grimm instead back to the others and I'm fairly certain either Naise did some kind of mistake, because he even had oversoul and still didn't survive with four hunters and an officer around, or Brass made a mistake in her orders.

Oh, and yes, I know. You never chose to do any of this, Mr. Snowflake, I know.

[cont...]

>>2331345
There are several reasonable reasons to ditch Peng - they're just outweighed by the reasons to keep her, at least in the minds of everyone but a few.
I want to say everyone but you, but clearly you yourself came to realize that - and now you're desperately trying to come up with reasons to ditch her so you don't have to face that your previous opinion might have been wrong, and you're just shitting on common sense for that.

This phenomenon even has a name:
Cognitive dissonance.

>>2331203
"I mean, I like steak myself. But do you get my point?"

"Steak was my next guess. Daddy likes steaks too."

"Okay, but my point is that if you don't know someone, you can't assume you know anything about them."

"...Sorry, lady."

"My name is Mel." She walks around you, also squatting down. "And it's nice to meet you."

###
To be continued...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

>>2331457
goodnight, CYOAnus

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>>2331457
>I joked about us teaching Naise's kid about how faunus are actually alright
>We're actually doing it
Eat shit Naise, that's what you get for not being the protagonist

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>>2330021
You dense motherfucker, this is all you deserve

>>2331594
I like how long you took to do that.

>>2331110
That's retarded. Logically, there's no chance that any non-extreme choice involving Peng will kill us. She's one of the most important supporting characters at this point. Do you really think that CYOAnus is suddenly going to kill us off because of choosing one of the main story routes? That's not how that works. Yes, it's a bad idea to go on a blood rage with Peng. But anything barring that isn't going to be the end. She actually doesn't even want us to do that.

Alrighty, so requester were :

Lewd Izzy posing
Doc Valentine (so literally valentine from SG? idk)
Regalia (spoderbthc from monterwaifus)

Did I get that right?

>>2333831
Valentine doesn't look like that. Wat?

>>2333836
Driving though, can't into description.

>>2333856
>>2333836
That's why I wrote idk.
Come on senpai.

>>2333871
I'll take you out back, boy.

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Newfag here, came from the Ocho board.

how is everyone doing?

>>2333831
I mean request taker not requester, fuck.

>>2333901
Try it, I'll hook you in the gob m8, swear on me mum.

>>2333982
Glass the cunt

>>2333967
We are all always fantastic. Join us.

>>2334392
Except for me.
I'm kind of an Ars'Hool.

>>2334392
I will! I just need to get used to coming here (and the /co/ thread).

>>2334471
You don't need the /co/ thread, anon.

>>2334536
But this thread is dead when no COYAs are going on.

>>2334663
It's better that the thread is dead than what happened to the JQ thread during Thatch's hiatus...
>>2327309

>>2334663
But at least it isn't being patrolled by the anti fun gestappo.

>>2334687
I was there on the Ocho when that happened.

I was also the one who (accidentally) cucked SaoBro.

>>2334692
True enough.

>>2334687
u-uhm...some folks liked it...
I know I did...

>>2334732
>accidentally
I want to be mad at you, but I cannot help but laugh mischievously..~

>>2334779
Speak of the devil and he shall appear.

You'll be surprised how you can be misinterpreted with a Tilde and spoilers~

in any case, how are you doing?

>>2334779
So then, 3 people liked it?
It wore real fucking thin after the 80th time re-reading
"You're a little slut aren't you, Anon?~~~"
"N-no j-just for you..."

>>2334806
I'm always around, I just don't have a reason to show myself usually - and when I'm not on mobile, my texts don't give me away.

I'm good. A little..neglected. But fine.

>>2334824
T-the logical follow-up to where we were would be...more hardcore stuff.
I didn't know if that would've been approved of...

>>2334854
Oh yeah, you're also random capitalization anon.

Aww, SaoBro's been neglecting you? that sucks.

>>2334854
Seriously anything is better than predictable monotony when trying to entertain people.
And if you weren't trying to entertain people you should've kept your private ERP sessions private.

>>2334863
Yeah, that's why Thatch named me GermanAnon when I ranted about Sao.

It's alright.
I'm trying to build up the courage to heed the other guy's advice and make a single thread just for him and me.
Or, rather, I'm waiting for im to do it because I would never get enough courage...

>>2334870
Originally it was just a little teasing and I didn't think it would become what it became.

The audience just kinda excited me..

>>2334905
Oh christ, you aren't acting are you?

>>2334910
I-I choose not to answer that...

>>2334910
Dude, I saw them mid swing during the last JQ thread and knew they weren't acting.

>>2334919
and there we got our answer!

>>2334919
So you really ARE that easy to wind up, eh Anon?~

>>2334922
I thought they were playing it up for the crowd.
This is so much worse.

>>2334930
I-I choose not to answer t-that either...

>>2334940
I'm sorry...? Pls no bully.

Sure is homoerotic in here.

>>2334954
More like sexual frustration.

>>2334940
I find it a tad endearing, but still oh well.

>>2334953
Sinning by silence, GermanAnon.

>>2334954
WhereDoYouThinkYouAre.png

>>2334954
Be thankful fuqboi's owner isn't here, THAT'S when it gets to fucking fairy princess levels of faggotry.

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>>2334962
S-shut up...

>>2334969
>fuqboi
>owner
>mfw

>>2334969
But anon. CYOA is always here. Watching, occasionally posting from her phone.

>>2334997
Not him, tildeAnon or Saobro or whoever it was enabling GA.
>>2334995
Stop pretending it isn't true.

>>2335012
I think GermanAnon is TildeAnon.

>>2335012
Well stop...s-stop whatever!

>>2335020
You're right ~

>>2334995
You're way too easy to tease

>>2334995
Make me, you silly slut.

>>2335020
GermanAnon, TildeAnon and random capitalization Anon are all one and the same.

>>2335030
Stop what Anon?
Stop teasing? Stop telling the truth?
We both know you love it, really.

>>2335031
>>2335032
>>2335046
H-help...

>>2335061
Get billied, nerd.

>>2335061
Aww, but Anon I thought you wanted attention.
Don't give me that "loyalty" story, we both know if you were loyal to an internet stranger you'd have done something in private, not paraded yourself around in front of an audience.

>>2335090
True, but exhibitionism is one hell of a drug.

but sluts like him enjoy it~

>>2335090
>>2335104
I don't have a good comeback...j-just imagine one here, okay?!

>>2335121
Anon, you're letting me get bored~
If I stop talking to you too who's left to give you the attention you crave.

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>>2335121
if your tongue was half as good as you wish it was, it would be pleasuring SaoBro by now~

>>2335133
D-don't make it like I only do this for attention...I would just shitpost on /co/ if I only wanted attention ~

>>2335142
T-t-that's a little too far!

>>2335160
If you weren't doing it for attention, you'd stop or make it private.

>>2335160
Oh I know. You want a certain kind of attention don't you?~
Attention that you can only get from strangers?
Or maybe you do this with friends too.
How easy are you to tease?~
I bet people do it all the time without noticing.
Does it leave you antsy Anon? Antsy enough that you need to find a quiet spot all to yourself?~

>>2335177
I said not only and not just...

>>2335160
A little too far? but it's the forbidden fruits that taste the sweetest, no?

>>2335189
Then you shouldn't have a problem shutting the fuck up or making your own place for your ERP master.

>>2335188
N-no...t-that's a lie...

>>2335191
O-or salty in this case..heh..

>>2335212
"not only" as in "that's a part of it, but not the whole thing", Mr. Killjoy ~

>>2335224
Then do it for the everyone besides like two people that's sick of seeing you two.

>>2335213
Is it?
But you're in such a fluster.
It'd be cute if it wasn't so attractive.

Where is the pic of the two fat neckbeards kissing?

>>2335213
Oh, so you desire SaoBro's salty fruit?

Slut.

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>>2335249
Right here anon.

>>2335236
N-no.
I'm not. J-just acting!
D-don't get too cocky...

>>2335250
I desire him entirely ~

>>2335278
Oh but I'm sure you'd love it if I got "cocky" with you, eh Anon?~

>>2335290
N-no I would not...s-stop lying.

>>2335328
Am I lying?
You seem to be doing a pretty poor job if you're trying to convince me.
Though I can't guess how well you are doing at convincing yourself.

>>2335328
>>2335290

Scratch a slut... and you'll have a slut with a scratch on him.

stop lying, for your own sake~

>>2330750
I only extended the vote because SOME PEOPLE always tell me about how they never manage to be here for things because of timezones.
So I figured "Hey, this is an important decision. I should let as many people invested in MQ vote".

>>2335353
>>2335355
C-can't hear you...o-or read.

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Sure is homoerotic in here

>>2335400
Arise my gay aztec vampire masters.

>>2335400
It's only gay if the balls touch.

>>2335406
>gay
>sex is useless
Pick one.

>>2335422
You aren't telling me the pillar men weren't at least a little gay.

>>2335406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDEbsZpweDo

>>2335444
Anon : They were neither homosexuals (as they did not engage in sexual intercourse with other males), nor were they lighthearted and carefree.
They weren't gay by either definition.

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>>2335406

>>2335486
Also, Spaghetti a la Greene is almost about to be served up.

BTW for the upcoming MQ Chapter, what characters do you think we haven't interacted with enough/in a while?

>>2335615
Rufus and Laurel, still.

>>2335615
Papa Mari

never enough Papa Mari

>>2335615
Ars'moor

>>2335615
uh... can I catch up on MQ?
still kinda newfag here...

>>2335646
Archive in the OP. It's called Biggrillquest there

>>2335407

It's not fun if balls don't touch.

>>2335686
Downloaded, reading them now.

>>2335808
Yes it is.

I assume since we do CYOA here that we're okay with OCs as long as they're well written and interesting?

>>2335842
of course
bad OCs are okay too if you're okay that we laugh at it

>>2335842
Go nuts, anon. If I'm allowed make shitty OCs everyone is.

>>2335842
Oh god, that reminds me of JQ. I never felt a more shocking feeling than seeing my Character's name on there.

>>2335855
>bad OCs are okay too if you're okay that we laugh at it

That would tell me what I need to change to make it not shit.

>>2335886

I'll post it one day whenever I finish making him.

>>2335913

JQ?

>>2335942
JasperQuest.

>>2335942
Do you know Thatcher from /co/?

>>2335955

Oh.

>>2335985

I do.

>>2335913
Out of all the quests, JQ has the most created characters with names so it's likely common ones get picked out eventually.

>>2335992
The once LN drawfriend is now running a quest at ocho instead of taking OC requests

>>2336007
I thought Dry was the one working on the LN that ditched them to do his CYOA?

Also, Aero's starting on ocho.

>>2336007

Cool. I'll check it out.

>>2335997
yeah, kinda figured that. but waking up and checking the thread, that was a big shock to me. not like I was pissed or anything, but like "whoa, wait, what?"

>>2336012
LN = Late Night
Remember Late Night RWBYg?

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>>2336021
Oh. Yea, I know.
I thought you meant the dating sim or whatever that Dry was drawing for for a bit.

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>>2336034
RIP Amber
>"She never found her pants"

>>2336034
I'm not so much ditching them as I am holding it off until my art becomes presentable.
So yeah. Ditched them.

>>2336104
Why didn't you just collab with Thatch for help?

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>>2336082
Maybe Mel has some extra close she can borrow.

>>2336133
He didn't feel too interested?
Besides, they said they'll need 3 years (KS took like 5). By then I'll have graduated and use money to try to convince myself of my adequacy.

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>>2335842
OCs don't even have to be well written or original, just interesting, at least in my experience. Or for lewd.

>>2336196
Best girl

>>2336196
Thatch isn't even using his hunter OCs from that ledger

>>2336196
I am kinda rpud I wanted to fuck that train from when you first posted her on /co/.
I'm a hipster train fucker.

>>2336233
rpud? wtf.
>*proud

This isn't an important question, but what if your favorite kind of cake?

>>2336299
Christmas Cake.
t. Dr. Yakov Den

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>>2336299
Cheesecake.

>>2336299
New Yorker Cheesecake with chocolate marshmallows on top

>>2336316
>think about cakes
>suddenly, boner