If you could use some future medical technology to get a different

desu that's depend on my boyfriend, as he'd be the one to take it raw

I don't have one so any kind would be nice really.

>>2324276

i suggest a horsecock, as it doesn't have a bone, it flares obscenely when at peak arousal- which many find charming-, and it has a medial ring which can be pretty fun to tease a sub with.

they're also just really long relative to their girth, so you can get some good cockslapping in, or just rest it atop your sub to tease them, etc.

Quick! I'm a bottom and I want some kind of absurd dick that I can do lewd things with to entertain my master! Halp!

>>2324066
Horsecock is bestcock.
though, one with a knot would be even bettter.
I'd love to wreak my gf's asshole with a big flared head.

>>2324918
This!
I'd love a DIY doughnut butt making kit.

I'd get a flexible tail first. Maybe fluffy, maybe meaty.

>>2326835

the fact that you saw fit to make this post in this thread tells me you should never breed

>>2324066
Definitely obscene over-the-top horse cock, if it can be mixed, add in dog knot, cause why not.
Hopefully by that time, full body modding will be a thing, so you can just find a person you like, who likes you, then modify your bodies to fit each others' desires and fuck one another senseless.

>>2326876
Well, good thing I'm not some mindless animal to "breed".

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How about regenerative tentacle schlongs?

>>2324066
Either a horsecock or a larger human one. I just love my foreskin so much.

Two prehensile cocks, at least three feet long, one on top of the other. Then I'd be able to make my own knots, fuck myself while fucking someone, make a combined spiral superdick, masturbate hands-free, do neat party tricks, and be a lazy fuck by doing things with my dicks instead of my hands.

something exotic and entertaining so someone might actually want to have sex with me

>>2326876
I'll breed you faggot

>>2327506
>party tricks
kekked

I don't have a particular animal preference for my cock, any would do. But I want it to be bigger, huge even.
Enough to bend over and suck it with ease and still have room to jack it off. I want to cum litres when I finish and be able to shoot it pretty good distance too.

Canine, without a doubt. The sheath, knot and overall shape is just too sexy. Even the bone feels great, it would be so amazing to have the whole package.

>>2324066
I'd rather use future technology to get a pussy instead.

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>>2329242
Agreed, I would like modern medicine to enable me to install a fully functional dog or wolf pussy and uterus that would allow me to become pregnant from a male dog and birth live puppies!

>>2324066
As an unattractive beta male with micro penis, I'd just be happy to have something that I could actually use.

>>2324066
horse for sure

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Defiantly reptilian. External junk is a shit.

literally anything would be better than this worthless microdick I have now.

Horse, large
Disproportionately huge balls filled with delicious candy spunk

>>2332895
>horse
>zebra or nothing
You ever look up zebra mating on YouTube? The males make 1.3 liters of spooge, enough that it just pours out of the female when he pulls out.

>>2329853
Thats fucking hot...

>>2333299
Wow, I had no idea. I'm surprised YouTube allows those vids.

>>2324066
Human.

>>2333432
Youtube allows actual sex, including human, as long as it's educational.

>>2333299
Any specific links?

>>2333610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8nT20VJERQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOI0O__qQ_A

These are pretty good.

>>2333642
Wow, it just flows out. Fuck, I need to see some hot girl take a load like that on the face.

>>2324918
>implying that you don't have enough blood to keep an erection on a that kind of cock

>>2324885
Alright, I think I've got something for you. Check it out:
First, you're going to be permanently erect. Figure medical technology is going to fix whatever circulation issue that makes it so your dick dies if it's too hard for too long, so you're still going to have a cock of hot flesh and blood. This accomplishes two things. It gives your master a nice convenient handle to lead you around by and it makes you look like you're always ready to go.

Second, I hope your master doesn't have any jealousy issues, because it's going to grow when you're turned on. Nothing permanent, but the no maximum size beyond the limits of your libido. Of course, it's going to get more sensitive the bigger it gets, so it's going to take some skill to edge you up huge without setting you off, but that's a part of the fun.

Okay, I know I said nothing permanent, but just maybe the memory of that time master fucked you up to two feet long and stuck a finger down your slit to set you off just leaves you so horny that you never quite shrink down to your normal size.

A thick, meaty horsecock with a oair of large orbs.
But if future tech coudl do that, i go nuts and be the true degenerate i am since they could probably do plenty of other body mods

>>2336406
>Tanuki testicles + an over the top Orca cock with Horse and Dog traits
>Get so massively bloated with semen in a day that letting it unload would probably drown a stadium

>>2336430
a modification to tissues so that i can get blooated with semen, a pussy. shit, i'd just be a goddamn furry sexmonster

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I'd love to have a Dolphin cock, I'd be able to reach the hardest of places and I'd also carry and open beers with my dick.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypy0r67DSDs I ALWAYS WILL LOVE YOU

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>>2324885
Wish granted. This is the biggest and girdiest Bad Dragon Toy ever. Good luck, hope you survive.

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>>2324918
Wish has been answered.

>>2324066
A longer, thicker penis would be nice.

>>2336771
That's impossible. There's no fucking way a person can take that.

>>2336845
>impossible
You underestimate power of horny furries

https://videos.toypics.net/mobile/content_delivery.php?id=4348&vscc=8386277421460750809

>>2337024
Holy fucking shit, not only does he take it but he also fucking hilts it. That must take years and years of stretching to achieve that.

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>>2327349
This

>>2324066
Preferably a boring human penis, but longer and girthier and a matching pair of thicker balls. Second choice is horse cock best cock.

prehensile penis all the way

watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhxJtQ6qcKM

preferably horse-cock sized with inflatable knot and egg laying ability..

i would do such bad things with that thing.. :)

I would get a fully functional spurdo sparde.

>>2329853
>>2329242
I'd use the tech to become a sexy futanari, one who could stretch and flex nicely, as for dicks, elephant, the benafits of horse cock and prehensile to boot

>>2337408
Tentacle horsecock? Wonder why not many art pic of that?

I'd probably go with a good old fashioned dog dick. I just love the concept of a knot too much.

Though hemipenes are also very tempting. Cloacas a neat

>>2324066
Demon cock from /CoC/.

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I'm torn
I kind of want something like this
but, like, really
it's kind of too much

>>2333642
>That first vid
I didn't see what the big deal was....until the pull out.

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>>2345087
i want something like that
post the rest nigga

>>2345760
That's it, unfortunately.
But here's the artists tumblr
http://cauldroneer.tumblr.com/post/132605698205

A horse cock.

>>2324066
Something bigger than what I have now.

Probably dolphin or snake though, since they're both fairly unobtrusive aesthetically and they can thrash and move about and the dolphine one is prehensile.

>>2324066
I wrote a shitty green about that a while back.
If you can find it in desu you can have it.

And yes, horsecock of course cock.

>>2353420
Got any tips on keywords or phrases to search for?

>>2353953
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26480231/#26481309
Found it

Having a huge horsecock would be great and all, but what I really want is to exude pheromones that induce cock growth in others.

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I want Zork's dick.

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>>2333299
(videos of animals reproducing aren't illegal anywhere)

just a nice long 10 inch human cock with a foreskin that overhangs the tip when erect by 1/3 an inch and a perfectly shaped cockhead. not that my current cock is inadequate, but I'm a top gay, and the bottom gays get off harder the more you can beat them across the face with your cock, their pleasure goes up the harder you can beat them with your dong, it's crazy.

cockbones and sheathes and flares would be a little too much maintenance

>>2337024
>https://videos.toypics.net/mobile/content_delivery.php?id=4348&vscc=8386277421460750809
>"Video Not Found"

wow thanks senpai

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>>2363179

>>2363550
holy shit is this person hollow inside? It's like 2/5 their body width.

>>2329853
IS THAT REAL

>>2324066
Tentacle horsecock, modest size.

>>2362801
>I will never take a load like that
Fuck, that is too sexy.

>>2363550

it's not even the gross insertion I find unappealing, it's the fact that the poor guy's fucking himself with an utterly flaccid cock.

I understand it was probably designed that way for the purpose of making it easier (or possible) to take, but it looks so depressing. who fucks a flaccid cock, like, seriously...

>>2363550
And of course its a dude who takes it.

Are there any vids of women taking a giant dildo in both holes?

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>>2363550

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Just add a couple of inches to what I have and I would be as happy as a pig in another pig.

I don't even have a cock but if I had one I would want a simple human one. Pink like my pussy. Sligthy smaller than average, but adorably thick, a little bit upward, uncut. With round short balls that hold the weight of my penis, when soft, perfectly

>>2324066
Constantly Variable geometry and length.

tapir penis looks cool for me

>>2332895
This, but with big, squishy cock spikes all along the shaft, and a huge, wrinkly, musky sheath.
Also, tar-thick cum.

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>>2345081
Oh fuck yes.

>>2373595
I'm pretty sure it doesn't feel flaccid.

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This, except able to go flaccid like a real horse (I.e. pretty much dissappear)

>>2336791
That flare is pathetic.

>>2363550
That's Varka, the CEO of bad dragon

I'd recognize that hollow ass anywhere.

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>>2363550
>>2377677

>>2374823
>building your houses out of cardboard

>>2345087
Yeah, I'd LOVE to wear a hyper penis for a while as long as I could change back later.

Upbm

I'd love a dog-like dick; something a little thicker than a human dick and definitely with a knot or something.

On the other hand though, I'm unwilling to give up my vag because penetration feels fucking great, I'd rather be fucked by someone with a thick dick with a knot than have one myself, most of the time.

>>2380663
why not have both?

>>2377677
>That's Varka, the CEO of bad dragon
>I'd recognize that hollow ass anywhere.
>google Varka
>"Varka is a furry crafter who lives in Phoenix, Arizona., USA.[1] He is co-founder, co-owner and the CEO of Bad Dragon. He is also the owner of e621 and owns the server fchan hosts on. He is an admin of F-list[2] and the admin of Furry Network. "

HOLY FUCKING BALLS

better not get on this guy's bad side, as he can ban me from everything furry known on the net... I hope he's not a total an utter faggot. Not in the literal manner, as it's clear he takes dicks. but a faggot in his opinions

>>2381793
He doesn't have his claws (hue) in FA, inkbunny or weasyl, does he?

>>2381877

http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Varka

the above link's where that above excerpt was taken from. but, that link doesn't say so. that excerpt quoted is everything on the page pertaining to the furry sites he owns/ manages

Varka designs several toys himself based on what he would like. He then produces that as the XL version, and then scales it down proportionally for L, M, and S.

I am not joking. The man is a genius-- he managed to turn his fetish for large anal insertion into a profitable business.

>>2377178
What's a good flare?

>>2324066
A larger human penis.

>>2380973
If it was possible, I would in a heart beat.